Catholic edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
>aids is bad
>but condoms are worse
lol christcucks
alri
build a dome over the m25
haha
>>78026999
miss 'a she was a nice girl, rorkes scared her off
>>78027045
Vetements
might have a WANK
>>78026999
anime
Why is America so much nicer than Britain?
I'm looking at 'New Jersey' which is supposedly shit but it looks like a really posh area here. Where did we go wrong
God I want to be fucking American
anime
>5 days on, 2 days off
it ain't right
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40844445
>British tourist dies in Ibiza
And nothing of value was lost
>>78027058
DELET
>>aids is bad
>>but condoms are worse
>lol christcucks
can't stop eating lads, all of a sudden i've just started munching through everything
put on a stone (12 stone now) in just over 2 months
>>78027103
the virgin verdict
>>78027071
yeah
>>78027091
quite like megumin
*is a generic code monkey runt*
*attaches air of self-importance to self*
>well you see, an intellectual such as I can ONLY work in london, as that's where my java programming skills are needed the most
>>78027097
should be 3 days off 4 days on. that seems more balanced
>tfw had this before
>tfw got them to take me on full time.
>tfw more money but more miserable.
>>78027119
fatty
>>78027089
some of it is fucking awful
t. travel to New Jersey quite often for work
>>78027119
Drink more tea, it's a great appetite suppressant.
>>78027089
americans are shit people
new motor lads
>>78027089
alri yank on holiday
>>78027130
I don't want to live in london. im not a coder either.
but unfortunately most of the jobs which lead onto the career i want to have, that i found after uni were either in london or the south east.
i found one opportunity in manchester but they didn't answer.
DEWSBURY MENTIONED
cara
>tfw no qt columbine gf to do shooter hands with
really empty feeling
quiet lad in work must have been smashed and came out as bi on facebook at 3am this morning then deleted the rambling post
Post-1950s America looks rather bland but still nicer than Britain
Pre-1950s America is really lovely. Its like a larger, cleaner, posher, nicer England
>>78027152
>tfw my car isn't nearly as woke as this
cinnamon and clove
>>78027089
Fuck off we're full
wtf
just found this on my wife's phone
https://www.erome.com/a/PKgve4Qj
>sara's tweets are protected
first 'a now sara and soon were gonna lose tim too
>>78027185
follow ur dreams
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>78027182
>cleaner, posher, nicer
no
>>78027152
One time I went to the city and left my truck parked outside of a strip-mall. When I came back, there was a piece of paper warning about chem-trails pinned under my windshield wiper. City people amirite?
dear santa
please bring me a pole vault gf
yours sincerely anon
>>78027089
If I help you get an employers' permit will you fuck off and stop posting here?
>>78027173
I'm literally meeting up with some lads from Reddit next weekend that I've never met before and we're going to the pub and then to a footy match
I want to be a fucking yank HOW DO I DO IT
>>78026999
https://soundcloud.com/arnarmarkodoku/grae-a-grei-a-selja-intro
Quite like this song lads and it would be nice if you would give me your honest opinion on it
>>78027203
i miss aisha's twitter
there's her curiouscat but she stopped using that too
>>78027165
>not having legacy captcha
>>78027230
despise that tumblrite morbid fascination for killers
>>78027071
le i will kill you and your family face
Who /pirate/ here?
>>78027203
she's lost about 100 followers lol bet she just whines about being suicidal
>>78027246
t. Timothy James Byrne
>>78027246
foy
kinda wish i was an italian american lads
>>78027201
shant be following that link
>>78027242
I've met people off 4chan three times in total.
first was just a lad who went to my uni
second was a group meeting of a general
third was a bit more convuloted
>used to go on omegle r9k a few years back
>made lots of internet friends from there on skype
>met an internet friend of an internet friend irl when he came to britain
>>78027305
>doesn't know eroshare
mate
>>78027261
it's not 2006 anymore, granddad
>>78027282
The East India Company literally pays me to steal shit from French and Spanish merchant ships.
>>78026999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyIN6taZBC8
wish I was one sometimes
>>78010764
>>78011155
why is wales so fucking shit
>>78027246
stop drinking tea
Which one of you lads is this?
https://twitter.com/_ConnorM/status/893893651964866562
>>78027309
How did it go? Did you get on with them?
>>78027079
>>78027228
nah in uni reply back in 2 years
Would meet up with a certain few /brit/ posters, but most of you seem like terminal runtoids
>>78027326
Enjoy solving 20 puzzles befor Google finally gives you one that works.
>>78027203
Don't even care remotely, you sad cunt
need a qt leaf gf to go fishing with
>>78027350
the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies and politics
the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic
the third one was also alright but the guy was completely and utterly self-absorbed (which i knew anyway).
^ an interesting tidbit of this one is that an IRL friend of his came along at some point. me and the irl friend ended up catching the same train back. the irl friend awkwardly asked me about the 'internet forum' that the guy said i knew him from.
The only board I would dare to meet in real life would be /out/. I would also say /k/, but we all know how the brownie incident went, so /k/'s a no go.
require one Pelagea ASMR gf lads
post you are 1500mfu
animepol has had several RL meetups and one wedding
fucking poos man
>>78027405
sturgeon is the queen's fish mate
if you catch one in territory Are Liz is big cheese of, you need to offer it to her
>>78027383
jokes on you, i enjoy puzzle solving
>tfw met up with people from /mu/, /fa/ and /brit/
>>78027416
>intimidated by life
>>78027410
>how the brownie incident went
the what
>>78027410
>the brownie incident went
Still absolutely CACKLING at this years later.
>>78027412
she isn't even pelagic
no one loves me
>>78027089
fuck off tim
>>78027409
>the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic
>the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies
>>78027442
Go ask /k/. I dare not retell such horror.
So UK is gonna pay 40 billion euros to EU?
>wake up in my london prison cell(only costs 3/4 of my salary, what a bargain)
>call to prayer is particularly loud this morning, rasheed roommates are praying and not letting me go back to sleep
>get up, dressed and leave, don't forget my alkaline in case anyone throws acid at me
>head to the tube sta WOAH ACID ATTACK, haha first one of the day
>get on the tube, £20 to go one station
>a nice quiet train rid- BOOOOOOOMM another nail bomb, just part and parcel I ain't no racist
>get to work
>See which areas I can't go to on the BBC diversity radar
>rinse and repeat on the way home
>heh, stupid provincials don't know what they're missing, I haven't seen a white person in weeks
*actually does something about it*
>>78027442
Some lad came in browies he fed to the rest of them
>>78027442
pretty sure some /k/ommando took brownies to a meetup, then revealed afterwards with tripcode and pictures that he used lots of semen in them
>>78027458
>>78027089
>>78027294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8
>>78027471
yeah
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
>>78027304
fahget about it
>>78027471
*throws acid in your face*
>>78027471
the uk does not use the euro
Is Ireland also like the UK in that 70% are lower class?
me and the lads at the club
>>78027339
GOOD post lad
>>78027463
fucking yankees
>>78027491
schizo
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU
kino
>>78027410
/his/, /diy/, /trv/ and a couple of the other slower boards seem alright. Although not much reason for the first two to meet up I think
>>78027349
despise the normie class
hasn't been a huge news event for a little while
>>78027463
fuckin BASED
>>78027521
nigga just got aids in his mouth xD
need a chubby slag gf
>>78027461
put it this way they fell further on the spectrum than us.
any man got a spare reason to live ?
asking for a mate
>>78027517
nah for Ireland it's more like 100%
:^)
>>78027505
the Watchmen version is the best but I can't find it without the fucking sound effects
>>78027471
when pigs fly
>>78027576
>>78027557
Why?
>>78027553
Yeah. Slower boards seem to have a natural defense against low-quality posters by not gratifying their bait soon enough to warrant posting.
Pretty much spent the whole day curled in bed watching Vox videos. Sure some of them are pretty lefty discord but a lot of them are really interesting. Plus any video with that half Chinese babe is a bonus
>>78027521
Is this performance by the sex junk women?
It is amazing to me that cats have no sense of humor. I do silly shit like blowing raspberries and making faces and the cat just looks at me.
>>78027533
Poor vinay, bet he had a party when tim moved
>>78027605
grim
>>78027471
mexicos gonna pay for it
why aren't there any good indian pornstars?
>>78027602
>the Watchmen version
met a bloke from /brit/ in Edinburgh once
smoked a few spliffs and drank a few pints, was alri
the gf
is he in jail or not then
>>78027627
autist
>>78027517
yeah but with a lot more recklessness/corruption and reliance on EU money to bail us out as a result haha
>>78027616
I think it also has to do with the content and topic. /x/ is a comparatively slower board but is also full of nutters due to the subject matter
>>78027627
>cats
reddit: the pet
>>78027645
Is he still using your rolling machine?
>>78027431
What's happening to the baby?
Please post whatever Aisha you got. PLEASE
>>78027641
priya rai
>>78027650
delayed until october
>drumpf literally BEGGING the mexican president not to say he won't pay for the wall
absolute STATE, how the FUCK did he get in to power
>>78027650
I'm sure you could find out if you read his blog...
Reddit is so autistic that they have to use '/s' at the end of sentences to convey the post was sarcastic/a joke
>>78027671
GOOD lad
listening to music
>>78027680
don't care
Think I've got a rough idea where Tim lives based on his recent videos. I'm definitely not more than 30 minutes walk away.
Would could I do in order to go down in /brit/ history?
>>78027661
/x/ doesn't count. Those guys are weird.
>>78027666
dunno I haven't spoke to him
>>78027690
not reading then?
>>78027673
hmmm cheers
>>78027681
not reading your fucking blog jog on poleapoop
>>78027641
not pornstar but she's stunning
https://www.instagram.com/googlymonstor/
>>78027671
I SAID GOOD
GET THAT CORN OUT OF YOUR EARS MISTER
>>78027643
I haven't been able to find the raw recording used in Watchmen anywhere on youtube
>>78027700
SWAT team as he's recording a video
>>78027708
>not reading your fucking blog jog on poleapoop
I'm not him you dumb twat
reckon tim might be racist.
>hates vinay
>hates that his neighbour brought curry
>was more offended at poley's pic than are kevs.
>>78027705
i already did my daily read but im going to read later before sleeping
>>78027714
who is?
pooey lynx lad
>>78027708
He's got a job and a bf now
>>78027746
Please don't bring that up again
>>78027648
who is she
>>78027731
yea right and im not a useless sack of shit jog on ribena
>Arrests over Whitstable fish and chip shop 'acid attack'
the provincial experience
>>78027740
what are you reading then
>>78027761
>im not a useless sack of shit
>doesn't know how to find things out for himself
hmmmmm
>>78027733
he was babbling on about non-humans and wanted to leave the country
>>78027765
prefer not to say
>>78027701
It's actually one of my favourite boards. But it's either really good (unsolved mystery threads, OC greentexts, INNAWOODS threads, lesser known conspiracies) or absolute dogshite (how do I summon succubus, flat earthers, ayylmaos etc.) No middle ground. I pop in once a week or so to check the catalogue and the archive.
>>78027733
what was pole's pic?
Justin Gatlin is more of an inspiration than Bolt
>>78027763
apparently they couldn't plaice anyone at the scene
>>78027717
there is no "watchmen version" fucktard
>>78027785
someone sent him a picture of are monica.
>>78027791
not a sole?
>>78027785
this one
>>78027795
THE VERSION USED IN WATCHMEN YOU FUCKING NONCE
>>78027791
place*
>>78027775
I was implying I WAS a sack of shit mate
you're either very thick or a JF
>>78027110
Why don't the English get the U out?
It's a remnant from French; this isn't real English!
Any lads wanna grab some ciders down at Ye Olde Pub?
>>78027754
>>78027810
is (s)he wearing the same shirt in these pics?
>>78027828
mate..
>>78027810
>>78027785
link to vid pls x
>>78027835
>I was implying I WAS a sack of shit mate
yes? I clearly understood that and was poking fun at you
you're an imbecile
have jagged front teeth lads
>>78027806
no-one, police in this country are carp Tbh
>>78024650
>>78024517
>American Show + American Blacks
>yanks??!! ..... *looks around at everyone bewildered*
>HA! .No. .Thanks.
I'm making the risotto now
Thimk the fried chicken from last night has made me ill
>>78027824
its just the fucking song
they didn't record a special version for watchmen
Just threw some LSD at someone and I'm getting life in prison wtf
>>78027837
cnt
>>78027856
woah
ok you got me on that one mate
>>78027864
pollocks! this is a good country
>>78027837
if you remove the u they're still french words
bills on me blue
like a bruise
>tfw no posh violin qt
utterly destroyed inside
>Meanwhile, a Swiss national is serving a four-year jail term after three poppy seeds from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow airport were found on his clothes.
gone and FUCKED it lads
>>78027846
It's his only Men's shirt after he splurged on dresses and skirts from Forever 21
Ordered One Hundred Nights of Solitude, The Tin Drum and Gravity's Rainbow for my hols lads
*tags Deano*
Daily reminder (((They))) post here
yanks out
>>78027864
Guy who did it was clearly a dick. Surpised no one has spotted dick since it happened
anyone else a connoisseur of female pubic hair?
>>78027897
>Asking not telling
this is where you went wrong you beta
>>78027897
always ask in person and don't give them room to backout
but yeah you screwed the pooch on that one
>>78027867
yanks? no thanks!!!!!!
get to fly in september lads
VERY excited
don't get to fly much these days
>>78027897
never ask mate
always assume she says yes, what you want to know is the date and time she's coming
>>78027919
>>78027897
>that last sentence
putting excuses into her mouth desu
>>>/s4s/5662468
fantastic thread
>>78027848
>two full stops
now that's confusing, i can't tell if you wanted to end your sentence or omit further pieces of text. how am i supposed to correct you now?
>>78027887
reckon that's a weeab
>>78027897
>"I know you have work and that so its fine if you can't"
I'm not an expert in the slightest but don't write this
makes them think that you're beneath them
>>78027887
thigh highs are for boys
>>78027940
best livery
yanks in (my arsehole)
>>78027853
Na g man like tim only rocks palace
This edition has moved quite fast lads.
Is this the power of God at work?
>>78027919
Well it looks like autismo brit has arrived to the party
>>78027876
ah yes, clearly the same recording
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZj43rtoEp4
please piss off you little gaylord
>>78027851
just watch any non-camera test video between june and september last year on tim's channel
>>78027918
What the fuck is this
https://i2.fuskator.com/large/llC5oykv0Jm/Curvy-Mature-MILF-Enjoying-Anal-1.jpg
>>78027949
really don't know what your game is
please don't reply to me again
>>78026999
>Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
very disappointing movie, maybe i just didnt get the humour
being a rozzer in ibiza must be so shit
they must absolutely hate us
>>78027918
think you have the wrong thread mate
>>78027987
God knows found it on some other board
what was his game plan?
>>78027897
Couple of thoughts:
1. Don't give her an excuse not to do it (your last sentence)
2. You don't need to be this obvious about it. In general it's better to act as though you were going to do whatever the thing is already and she can come along if she wants. She'll get the message and if she isn't interested in you then at least you get to save a little face.
>>78027994
okay
>>78027937
>yanks? no thanks!!!!!!
Good Lad
And To Everyone Else Who Would Appreciate Yank Memes (Not Dank Memes) Amusing . . .
GET. OUT. NOOWW!!
>>78028008
tbf the general population there does too
Any anime like The Tatami Galaxy?
>>78027897
Can somebody post the correct version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE
Why does this make Tim so happy? Somebody trying to mess him about sent him a letter from Canada with a teddy
>>78028030
yanks??? yikes!!!
which one is better
have you ever been in a rl fight? did you win?
>>78028063
love this vid
>>78028063
this is before he went totally mental
>>78028049
Andromeda
All yanks are welcome
God bless america
>>78028093
>nov 2015
aha no he was mental before then
>>78027971
the first link is a live version you moron
obviously they aren't going to use a live version for the film
>>78028084
yeah won all of them, been injured more than once though
>>78028058
basically anything other than what he typed
>>78028063
>>78028086
>check out her instagram
>>78028063
wasn't expecting his voice to sound like that
>>78028082
I like the rhymer a bit better.
That picture reminded me of an ancient Youtube meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSaU_armJsM
>>78028006
First saw it when I was 12 and it just went over my head. I think it's one of those films you have to go back to when you're a bit older in order to appreciate it.
>tfw no schoolgirl to rape and turn into kebab and sell to fellow Brits
feelsbadman
>>78028030
Why Do You Type Like Jaden Smith. You Don't Need To Capitalize Every Word.
>>78027957
I'm a social retard
what's wrong with making a girl think that you're beneath them?
>>78028128
exactly, and I'm telling you that I can't find the studio version used in the film on youtube it really is quite simple mate fucking hell
>>78027944
>>78027928
not him but what are you supposed to write
>>78028154
reported
>>78028063
they werent trying to mess him about though, he's ill not retarded
some people just genuinely wish him well, he's had a small following for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM
>tfw tim was probably not mental here.
>Magaluf, ibiza, ayia napa, zante
The Deano holiday with the lads
>All inclusive package deal in benidorm
The Deano holiday with the missus
>>78028167
you'll never be in a good relationship with a girl that doesn't respect you
>>78028191
was literally gonna post this, isnt it just so sad in just 7 years hes become this
>>78028191
tekkers
>>78028191
its really sad, need to have him sectioned and treated
oh I've REALLY cocked it up here
Did Tim have a family? Let's send him a nice card
>>78028216
that makes sense
not really bothered about women
seems like there's a lot to fuck up
>>78028248
Doubt it
in the purely instrumental Tims was he mental?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3UTwae7W0
>>78028176
>the studio version used in the film
they didn't record a version for the film
how are you this fucking stupid jesus christ
he used to be able to somewhat play the piano too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3UTwae7W0
7 years on and he still hasn't quite nailed it
>>78028248
leave him be i reckon
life as a deano would be an infinite improvement
>>78028245
>treated
creasing
>>78028248
he has a brother who lives in a care home and some cousins
(people on /brit/ seem to think he had a wife and kids but that isn't correct)
>>78028191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgtGs1ny0k
>>78028261
>>78028268
hmmmmm
>>78028261
>>78028268
Whoah
>>78028191
GENUINELY hope Tim gets the help he needs and gets better 2bh
>>78028266
I know you fucking braindead mollusc, do you have any reading comprehension
>the studio version used in the film
nowhere in that did I imply that it was recorded for the film, you're still hanging on to my 'Watchmen Version' comment earlier
state of your autism-riddled brain
>>78028273
I dunno, ignorance is bliss but would honestly rather be red-pilled
>>78028261
probably had some early signs of something
if he's schizophrenic, it gradually gets worse over time
I'm sure someone here will have the picture of him over time getting fatter and sweatier and looking more and more like he's going to kill himself/someone
>>78028310
you don't get better when you're that much of a basketcase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC9bZ73TE38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psM0D60I_yY
mad to see just how shit he's gotten over the years
>>78028314
this anon is correct
>>78028266
this anon is a moron
>>78028310
The sad truth is he's so fucked up he can only get by taking those strong drugs that leave him without libido and make him fat. Those things really fuck you up physically.
w2c tims coat lads
>if he's schizophrenic, it gradually gets worse over time
worry.jpg
imagine being this harried by the patriarchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzzWttdFuU
>>78028256
you're lucky you've even had a chance
done better than me lol
>>78028359
>>78028268
>>78028261
amusingly he got noise complaints from his neighbours in that house too
getting sectioned doesnt heal anything they just let you rot for a while outside of the public eye
>>78028246
>>78028214
Referring to your gf/wife as "the missus" should be added to that list of Deano-isms
>>78028370
>that leave him without libido and make him fat.
he's long past that point mate
soetimes when i drink at the computer i open my webcam and have a long hard look at myself
>>78028387
I'm not him, just another social retard
>>78027957
Not sure but I think you got that backwards. Writing something like that sounds quite patronising, as if they couldn't make decisions for themselves unless you go out of your way to assure them it's fine no matter what they answer. Adults can say "no" to invitations no matter how they were formulated.
>>78028401
good
keep the nutters away from the rest of us
>>78028325
I've noticed that his videos get additional content in them.
before it seems he used to make the odd piano video.
then he starts recording himself singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjpHJjPxlI
^ this is the first identifiable part where you can say for sure he's losing his mind (unless singing like this and putting it onto youtube is normal behaviour). at this point he usually sings whilst washing up.
he eventually graduates to making fully dedicated singing videos where he stands in front of the camera.
im trying to find where he began talking.
>>78028377
Tards R Us
You guys told me all abbo women were disgusting.
*actually giving a fuck about gays and their willingness to marry each-other while muslim migrants are attempting to turn Europe into a literal caliphate where you get your limbs removed from various crimes*
>>78028451
if you find the bit where he's recording teenagers and they start calling him a pedo post it, I tried to find it couldn't it was fucking hilarious maybe the police man told him to delete it
>>78028370
SSRIs? those aren't for schizophrenia or whatver Tim has m8
How do you know Timothy Japes Byrne is on drugs and what drugs is he on and how do you know those are the drugs he's on?
>>78028150
had no idea people were reuploading cboyardee classics like this
this is a good day
>>78027667
The famed 'Baptism of Poo'