sabbath edition
>>77978974
Great edition
>>77978974
oh fuck OFF
there was already an old new swine
>>77976949
>>77976949
>>77976949
name one (1) good youtube video
you can't
>>77979052
>>77979052
>>77979052
alt-thread
hey mate
egg
>>77978936
>Well yeah, nobody would insult you and call you average looking to your face you silly sausage
nah even when ive heard about girls talking behind my back.
again, whatever makes you feel better
>>77979086
>>77979106
you sad cunts
>>77979089
avril lavigne- sk8r boi
nig
>>77979121
I was just making the point there was an old thread nothing more nothing less
this is the story of a young man who visited high wycombe for the first time
>>77979106
>>77979086
youre pathetic
still not received the post from the anon
>>77979089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>77979172
fuck off
got smeg on me dick lads haha what am I like x
>>77979111
I'm sure many girls have found you attractive, you're not bad looking.
>>77979220
oooo give me a taste x
>>77979220
bet you're the one with the stiff willy
>>77979236
>im not bad looking
Lol i know. im objectively attractive. im not a male model or anything, but i know im good looking
>>77979052
we're all in here
Seeing Dunkirk in a couple hours
My looks is something that I know I am good in. I have looked at 1,000 mirrors in every angle imaginable. I have measured my face, my nose - width ratio etc... I have studied what makes people attractive.
>>77979308
Dunkino
>>77978974
Why does this tranny grace majority of /brit/ editions? Is she (he) one of you lads?
well I'll break the ice
*pulls out johnson*
>it's a losers on 4chan talk about how attractive they are episode
Whew not again
>>77979289
Yeah, 6/10. Decent looking, above average.
How does Kid A - Idioteque manage to be 100x better than the first half of the album just by itself?
Unless you're horribly disfigured or fat all you have to do is feign interest in a girl and make her laugh
Simple as
>>77979410
haha whatever makes you feel better about yourself
things I HATE:
the patriarchy
other things I also HATE:
the patriarchy
when the toilet paper tears right when I'm wiping
honourable mentions:
the patriarchy
Seeing my bf in a couple of hours
>>77979484
wish I had a bf
>>77979451
unfortunately for me im a boring cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpgd502gLw
>>77979484
>>77979498
do you suck cock?
>>77979515
Don't post here again
>>77979484
>>77979498
bit gay
things I don't rate:
metal music
anime
politics
simple as
>>77979597
>bit gay
Haha...I read it as brit gay for a second... What am I like lmoa!
>don't eyeball 4-aco-dmt, you might be off by 1-2 mg and that will completely change your trip >:((((
>buy a milligram scale, even if it's +/- 5 mg you'll be fine :)))))
what the FUCK
love making girls laugh
>tfw their cheeks go red and they play with their hair while smiling at you
>split threads
ah yes, brits really are completely fucking retarded
>>77979391
it's one autist's waifu (i'm guessing because she possibly looks attainable?)
he likes making threads a lot
Help me lads
NEED to die lads
>>77979644
doing a depression to this because i havent had sex in 2 months
>>77979666
yo it's lit Pham
>>77979666
Ask her what her favourite meme is
>>77979666
alri pham
>>77979666
say "shaking my head to be honest pham"
>>77979666
>>77979693
Lol
>>77979644
that's means they want you to back off creep
>>77979666
Love you long time pham
>>77979709
Lol
as usual the yank's "contribution" is completely unfunny and devoid of nuance
>>77979752
Lol
.doing a cry
how do migrants/refugees from tropical countries even survive the winters when they get to Europe? should they not just freeze the moment it turns December and smash to a million pieces like the guy in Terminator 2 ?
>>77979672
It's going to happen eventually why rush it
>>77979788
Lol
Contributions be leaf = zero
>>77979788
what ails you my friend
>>77979752
too bad they stop using tupolev
>>77979820
Life as an ugly man isn't worth the years of suffering
hmmmmm shall i spam pictures of planes on the board for transportation hmmm no think i'll do it somewhere that isn't even remotely relevant to planes hmm yes very good
>>77979774
yeah youve really been bringing quality stuff
>>77979848
t. literal chad Jamal
>>77979882
have you ever been to /n/?
love trains but don't see the appeal in planes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA
>>77979848
ur decent looking though
literally no one gives a shit about canadians besides canadians.
cant imagine being THAT irrelevant
>>77979908
I like both
>>77979903
Flew on this shit bucket many a time domestically in the UK
Any Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness man in?
wee wee poo poo
>>77979854
That's a big plane
Interest in planes/trains/boats etc is a clear sign of literal autism
the yank is salty
>>77979633
are you genuinely retarded?
>tfw work for boeing
>somehow of all places being reminded of work on fucking /brit/ during the weekend
another weekend and have no reason to leave the house, just someone assasinate me please
>>77979954
literally only taken a single domestic UK flight in my entire life
never been on a plane
Hmmmmmmmmm
>>77979975
>Salty
FOY
>>77979957
holy shit that's a good ID
>>77979921
Nvm just post a sad song. It's Saturday night
https://open.spotify.com/track/3bwAS8cN7Xtzvv5UurJOOX
>>77979996
>you'll never zip from New York to London on a Concorde whilst sipping bubbly
Why exist
>>77979965
>>77980028
post her pics
>>77980054
I don't need this feel
>>77980028
gooks are so easy its kind of offputting
ALL ABOARD!!! Here comes the poo poo train!
>POOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPO POOOWOOOO
>POOPOOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO
Next stop is Diarrhoea Crescent. Please peeport any suspicious items on the platforms to the nearest member of arse. Wank you and have a shit day!
>>77980041
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>77980076
>>77979996
how fucking stupid are brits that they couldnt even get this right?
honeslty just let the yanks/chinese/and japs handle stuff like this from now on
>>77980080
Perfect
what the fuck is going on in venezuela
>>77980078
just on time
>>77980121
socialism
>>77980096
stupid boy
>>77980121
Post update
>>77980096
what do you mean?
>>77980148
stupid cunt
>>77980032
nah fuck of yank
>179cm
im 5'8 lads
>>who is she?
>>77980148
>>77980155
concorde fucking crashed 2 minutes into a flight and killed 200 people
hasnt been used in like 15 years. thats what i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZVN5Y6dtOk
>>77980121
Communism caused them to be an absolute shithole where toilet paper is on the black market despite havin MASSIVE oil reserves
she wants a passport you stupid fucking westerner she does not care about """1,,95m!!!"
>>77980197
stupid, stupid boy
>>77980197
>planes sometimes crash
Really doing a think
can you fly to ireland without a passport?
shit stain on me undies
Hmm well, it's a very nice day outside and it would make me very happy to go out for a train journey and a walk on the moors. Ah what's that? Spend a whole day indoors shitposting on /Brit/ and feel incredibly regretful and depressed after wasting another weekend?
Ah yes, very good. I think I'll pick option number two, hmm yes.
Rate
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Tjtydj98uNQ9MwKtEybnT
>>77980249
shite
>>77980197
It was actually much safer than any other airliner
It was unfortuanate enough to crash at a time where they were thinking of pulling them out of service because fuel prices were high and 9/11 had just happened
Many people have said that if 9/11 hadn't happened and AF Flight 4590 had still happened, it would probably still be in service until 2010
>>77980227
literally not an argument. have anything for me?
the youth of /brit/:
>uni
>left wing
>educated
the oldies
>old
>old
>OLD
>builders/manual labourers
>rorkes
>>77978974
who is she?
>>77980262
Why?
Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalise the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control.
>>77980242
depends on the airline
some will let you fly with a driver's licence, but some will only let you fly with a passport
>>77980288
Fuck off Simon Pegg
concordski > concord
>>77980201
Grade A movie. I recently got most of the Aubrey-Maturin books. Enjoying the first book.
>>77980283
rather not say
>>77980121
its a crazy af country in any case. always was and always will be, regardless of what system of govt they have
>>77980288
*plays ps4*
huh?
In the pub and there's someone with the exact JUST haircut
Absolutely bellowing
>>77980239
>Planes sometimes crash
Lol yes of their fleet of 500+ they sometimes crash. There were 20 concordes and one crashed. Not a good look
You really don't know shit so i dont know why I bothered responding to you.
>>77980312
https://open.spotify.com/track/2VSbEXqs6NbNiZSTcHlIDR
any neet man in?
>>77980320
creepshot but blur face
>>77980249
>post grunge
christ get it together
I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me
Wow...did you see that z71 bro? Yeah....I;m a car guy. You like cars bro? Yeah thats cool bro.
Yeah I got a z78 bro. Wicked fast. You do any racing bro? Yeah bro....I raced down Death Ridge the other day.
Bro Im more of a cars guy...Yeah I want to be a diesel mechanic bro. Theyre like richer than doctors bro.
My dad like owns a dealership bro. Me? Nah right now I work at Walmart. Me and the boys are gonna race my z78 later bro. Catch you later?
>>77980242
>hmmmm entering another sovereign nation
>dO i NeeD PaSsPOrt
>>77980353
There's a reason it was on the radio 10x a day every day
>>77980294
>>77980242
ryanair always requires a passport
>>77980340
virgins really a quacky bunch aint they haha
Gonna zip round saigon on the back of a bike with a viet qt tomorrow lads
>>77980373
>Posting on 4chan from your phone
how fucking pathetic are you?
>tfw no chiraqi gf
if the concorde is so great why haven't the russian's brought theirs back into service
>>77980386
Aer Lingus lets you fly with a driver's licence
Hate the people I'm working with lads:
a pretentious cunt that plays the viola and always asks stupid questions which he thinks are really deep like, "aren't pencils a really weird shape"
a vegan that's equally pretentious but fit (desu she has no friends and I might go for her before pencil boy gets hold of her)
and a "lad" who acts as if were mates and shows me memes of Karl Pilkington.
I wish I never moved down south.
>>dO i NeeD PaSsPOrt
>>77980427
yeah i know
>>77980392
will enjoy seeing you on liveleak getting squashed under the wheels of a lorry
>>77980394
Wheres the proof?
>>77980392
>not a vespa
do women think men's sex drive is weird
like, the stuff we ask them to do
>wear this
>okay
>and say you hate it
>I don't mind
>no, you have to say you hate it
>okay...
>then spit on me
>i don't want to spit on you
>it will make me happy
>why
>don't ask stupid questions, now call me a nancy boy
Hello, I am from the Netherlands. How are you?
>>77980431
>and a "lad" who acts as if were mates and shows me memes of Karl Pilkington.
sounds like a good lad
turns out: gays have jetpacks in Amsterdam
i didnt even know this technology existed yet!
>>77980464
we both know you are. won't bother responding to you again
>>77980328
You really are a daft cunt aren't you
>>77980476
>>77980487
*flies into the thread*
>>>dO i NeeD PaSsPOrt
>>77980392
>Okay lets do that!
>!
Why do runts do this? Why are you yelling? I imagine some overly enthusiastic guy feigning emotion
>>77980468
Nothing's weird if ur a Chad
if i was alive way back i'd be right in the fucking vanguard, caving skulls in
>>77980487
Pretty cool
>>>>dO i NeeD PaSsPOrt
>>77980492
Nope
>>77980476
im great!
i love your country, its super good aha
made a meme lads
Reminder if you're under 6'0 then you are treated as a child and people don't take you serious
I'm 5'8 and the ticket inspector said "should've bought a childs ticket" to me yesterday
>>77980495
>says the stupid cunt with literally no argument
you've yet to provide any substantive counter to anything ive said. you're just trying desperately to fit in and its fucking sad.
Theory: If humans die out, it'll be bears that take over
>>77980487
not a jetpack m8, he's just expelling all that cum out of his bum
>3.2MB
shan't be clicking that
>>77980487
>>77980522
>brits have really never seen this
fuck youre country is behind on the times. flyover country desu
>>77980431
I think you should learn to be less acidic and learn to enjoy your company with others, buddy!
>>77980546
Tell me you're joking. Can't take any more rougepills atm
reckon stochholm is underrated lads
>>77980560
dogs
me in the window
how do you refresh the spotify app? the ethiopians music has made the thing stop playing music all together
>>77980552
What the fuck is your argument exactly? Lol stupid Britz can't into planes amirite?
>youre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzbnK3sEokg
CHOON
I'm 172cm TALL
>>77980595
It is. Sang in the royal chapel as a kid. Little walkways throughout as though midgets worked there
>>77980627
might move there
>how do you refresh the spotify app?
>>77980560
Nah it will be sea life. Hopefully one of the smart mammalian fish will develop ocean tech and make their own underwater society and go on land-exploration missions
>>77980609
Uh that the plane had multiple faults and subpar engineering. which is why it isnt running anymore.
you forgot your cool british slang on your last post!!! how are you going to fit in?
genuinely sad human being you are
>>77980597
yeah dogs in this country maybe, but everywhere else it'll be bears
>>77980591
I'm not. he got on the loudspeaker system and started making fun of me afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>77980600
>ed o'neill as al bundy vs. jay
>>77980600
thick, solid, tight
>>>77980600
>thick, solid, tight
>>77980656
they haven't got hands, just flippers
useless beings, should've stayed on land instead of trying the water meme out again
learning to better integrate myself in the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7N-Mjfz18
>>77978429
I hunt men for sport
Splllrrtihrhjdjkzlwnaiaafg GTA haha
Nigger?
>>77980608
>you played it
:3
Hate the guy I'm working with lads, he's a pretentious cunt who acts like he's above the rest of us meanwhile he posts inane things on some anonymous taiwanese sewing forum
>>77980536
Yes, it is really nice, except Amsterdam and Rotterdam. How are you?
>>77980678
I bet each of those people watch Rick and Morty
>>77980713
bit gay
>>77980645
For work or just yolo?
you arrive in victoria station
>>77980727
*snaps your favourite pencil*
>>77980734
Only when I cover myself in Vaseline first
Thoughts on hedgehogs?
>>77980660
Jesus you're insecure
One fatal accident in 27 years of operation, which wasn't even caused by an engineering flaw
>According to the official investigation conducted by the Bureau d'Enquêtes et d'Analyses pour la Sécurité de l'Aviation Civile (BEA), the crash was caused by a metallic strip that fell from a Continental Airlines DC-10 that had taken off minutes earlier. This fragment punctured a tyre on Concorde's left main wheel bogie during take-off. The tyre exploded, and a piece of rubber hit the fuel tank, which caused a fuel leak and led to a fire. The crew shut down engine number 2 in response to a fire warning, and with engine number 1 surging and producing little power, the aircraft was unable to gain altitude or speed. The aircraft entered a rapid pitch-up then a violent descent, rolling left and crashing tail-low into the Hôtelissimo Les Relais Bleus Hotel in Gonesse.[232]
>>77980752
What? Victoria Station? I think I've got the wrong stop. Wrong train. Get me off of here!!!!!!! Conductor!!!!!!!!!!! Get me off!!!!!!!!!!! Ive made a mistake!!!!!!!!!!
>>77980770
pricks
>>77980770
once fingered a hedgehog in the wilds of north wales
>>77980770
never seen one, they don't exist
really makes you think
>>77980752
You wont find orderly queing like that in any other region on earth cept Japan.
>>77980770
I was one drinking by myself in a field and a hedehog just walked right past me
quite cute animals
>>77980745
he's a jew with rich parents and lives in random european cities
https://open.spotify.com/track/2hsimfArqdrYdOQSuyUGg4
Good foot taller than even the men in this country, could snap the women like twigs
>>77980770
i hate that hedgehog
>>77980745
see what happens after i finish my masters degree 2bh
>>77980812
>are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???
no, not one. literally none. nope.
>>77980785
hahahaha holy shit. since you're on the wiki, go ahead and read the rest of it.
there were structural issues with the planes, heating issues, pressurization issues, and more.
Fuck you are stupid. Im honestly impressed how dumb you are. NEET im assuming?
>>77980824
>da jooz
You're better than that, sv650lad
>>77980854
>le overly aggressive brainlet yank gimmick XD
give it a rest
>>77980770
only ever seen dead ones
stupid cunts
>>77980852
san francisco and older east coast cities have some terraced houses 2bf
which would you rather:
your cities to become overtaken by gays with a silly parade a few days of the year
OR
your cities to become overtaken by muslim migrants and their mosques permanently
??
>>77980873
i love jews just jealous simple as
you could be mah someooone you could be mah queen
literally me t.b.h
>>77980903
gays obviously, love cock myself
>>77980885
Theyre everywhere in bigger cities desu. Elsewhere, condos are what they're called
>>77980882
>Brainlet
yet everything im staying is backed up factually. solid counter man. riveting stuff.
REE REE ROO ROO MUMMY I NEED POO POO
>>77980560
>implying we're even in charge
you do realise over half of all humans that have ever lived have been killed by mosquitos. same for most other species
they're the ones calling the shots. not us
sex is fucking weird
>>77980788
am giggling helplessly at this post
i guess i was worried about destroying my 1p-lsd in tap water for no reason
>>77980903
i live next to Brighton mate, not really much choice
>sitting on a bench
>braindead slags sitting on another bench
>very disabled person goes past on wheelchair
>braindead slags staring at him the entire way
extremely rude
Some of you sad bastards need executing.
>>77981006
sex isnt weird
KISSING is weird
north/south shitposting on normiebook
https://fb.com/story.php?story_fbid=710374259152650&id=375365662653513
>>77981035
>all girls are dumb meme
>>>/r9k/
>>77981035
why would you sit on a bench you creep
>>77980997
that a myth paddy
hmmmmm
would you like to go over to the park bench?
>>77981051
nah sex is fucking weird
>>77981097
Vibrant gay scene
Is it pride or some shit?
>>77981097
some of my best chats ever have been with strangers on a park bench
love benches
>>77981097
being poz is not a big deal these days
poz people who are under treatment aren't even contagious
>>77981097
>poz and pround
ok i get that gay people want to be accepted and that, but celebrating having sex diseases? what the fuck
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40837709
National Trust have had to back down after forcing people to either wear a pro-LGBT badge or stop working as a volunteer
Walks towards you
>>77981142
*pozzes your Northern Schleswig*
>>77981150
Fuck off m8.
>>77981097
>netherlands
it all makes sense now
>>77981150
it's not celebrating it's just making the point that they don't need to live in shame 2bh
>>77981182
Hello mr.hiv
>>77981131
yes, i went to Amsterdam Pride today
>>77981150
it weirds me out too a little
>>77981182
bit benderish
>>77981207
shouldnt you be shamed for actively going after and giving sex diseases?
>>77981233
>shouldnt you be shamed for actively going after and giving sex diseases?
that's not a thing
you're thinking of bugchasing which essentially only exists on the internet
>>77981035
It's cool to display dominance over every living thing that comes near you. Gawd get with it buddy
>>77980172
176cm and dont give a fuck
>>77981217
bit gay
>>77980172
>204cm