/Sino/ -国 thread

have arranged a uni swap to Hong Kong for one term in 2018

Am excited tbqh

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>tfw have a strong attracting to East Asian men
>tfw all the ones I know are intimidatingly clique-y and only ever hang around other asians in large groups of 5 or 6

ITS NOT FAIR

>>77941418
Are you a girl?

>>77941806
Of course not he is a degenerate faggot and needs hanged

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嘿,我是学习中文的巴西人。你们都好吗?/int/上有很多学习日语的人,可是没有人有兴趣中文。汉化/int/怎么?

>>77941864
t. Hitler

>>77942351
t. 小奥巴马

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>>77942671

Do you have what it takes to be Master of China?

>>77942792
Hitler thought he WAS the Masterchink.

>>77941370
I am the MasterChink

>>77942876
t. MasterCard

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>中国线
>没有人说中文

>去日本线
>大家都用日本语谈论

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rate this guy

When will South America invade North America?

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can this guy pass as a local in your country?

>>77943159
Weird, doesn't it?

>>77943532
帮我吧。没有中国人就汉化4chan不可能。说中文吧

>>77943230
God tier acting in《Let the Bullets Fly》/ 10

>>77943653
我也会说中文一点儿
为什么你在学习汉语?

>>77943705
你是不是香港的本地人?

>>77943793
自己想. 不告訴你.

>>77943895
你可能是外国人在香港。和中国人们相比,你写的英语太好了嘛。

>>77942351
?????middle???????. ??????/int/above?????day??,????????middle?. ?thousand/int/???

Asian:
+Japan
+China
+Korea
+Mongolia(97%mongolian)
+Taiwan(95% chinese)
+Macau(95%Chinese)
+Vietnam(86% chinese)
+Singapore(74% Chinese)

Barely Asian:
-Thailand
-Laos
-Cambodia
-Phillipines
-Bhutan

Not Asian:
-Malaysia
-Indonesia
-Nepal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYtD0icji6o
I want to fugg Prozzie, he's top qt. But I bet he's a total slut who has seen more ass than a dirty toilet seat.
[insert wise Chinese saying about dirty sluts]
[gong noise]

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I would eat her shit.

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SPEAK
CHINESE
GODAMNIT

我要一个德国的男朋友!

>>77954816
是的,但他们都偷偷是纳粹。纳粹男朋并不是好决定嘛。

>>77954816
Is that the correct measureword for german boyfriends?

>>77947682
Malaysia is like 25% Chinese and something like half of Thai people can trace their ancestry back to a Chinese person within 3 generations

>>77943735
I was reading a university prospectus and thought "Chinese and (won't post other subject because it's super doxable) sounds interesting. I'll give it a go"

Stop bullying innocent Bhutan

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Who Tsingtao here?

>>77958080
Bhutan should stop being a buttslave to the Indians and open formal diplomatic relations with China (with India being thrown out of intefering).

Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IRD7WylAfkw

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http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1059715.shtml

War soon.

Remember similiar warnings have been issued repeatedly before China actually intervened back in Korea 1950 or against India in 1962.

>>77958398
Bhutan wants to be a buttslave. India gives them so much foreign aid for it.

>>77958660
Same was said about Nepal circa 2 years ago. Until that one earthquake hit and the Indians were so displeased about China stepping in that they actually blocked their supplies from the Indian side, which drove them into China's arm completely.

People always have a far too rosy picture about India just because Prajeet seems to be a harmless messy democracy with lotta sympathy points. In South Asia, they are behaving hundred times more imperialistic than China would like to if there was no US containing them.

>>77958718
you're just regurgitating chinese talking points. Nepal is still closer to India than China.

The Bhutan-India relationship is even more special it'll never break

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I can not even remember how many cups of tea I had drink from these tables
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>77958853
So special the Indians literally overthrew the last Bhutan government for talking to China, lol.

And now China is commiting cultural genocide on Tibetans too. Bhutan only has to look at their Tibetan brothers to know not to trust China

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/6rdod4/china_tears_down_the_tibetan_city_in_the_sky/

为什么这里一个中国人都没有,只有一个香港人跟一帮讲英语的红毛人

笑死我了

>>77960780
Aren't Chinese IPs banned except for pass users?

>>77960884
Oh, I never noticed. They're a funny bunch.

>>77960780
我来了!

>>77960780
>Why all these one Chinese person don't have, only one Hong Kong helps speak English of Red Mao
>I cannot laugh anymore.

help

>>77961045
>"I have come!"
well ni hao mainlander

>>77961045
请给我教一下怎么说汉语(´・ω・｀)

>>77961201
别假装外国佬,我的同胞

>>77961359
用词典能懂你说的话,但我不是中国人(´・ω・｀)

I can't speak, write or read Chinese. Also I'm against corruption in the government and against Foxcon style slave-drivers. Can I become leader of China anyway?

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/sino/上所有看得懂中文的人都給我去辦一個plurk帳號
接著在這一串貼上連結
我會一個一個把你們全部加入好友 直到達成發偷偷說的最低條件為止

>>77961724
plurk是什么鬼

>>77961724
为什么那么求?

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>>77961798
>噗浪(英語:Plurk)是一個微網誌社群網站
現在去辦帳號 立刻 馬上!

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>>77961828
我好友不夠啊

>>77951409
Sauce on picture?

>>77947682
>Vietnam(86% chinese)

To be honest it more like some of the Southern Han Chineses are the descendants of the Vietnamese. Han Chinese did after all conquered Nanyue and assimilated them into their society.

>>77951409
Japanese want some of that 2 girls 1 cup shit too?

Will Xi get his second term?

>>77961640
You can become leader of NorthKorea.
>>77961724
要翻墙吗?
>>77962880
Of large possibility.Just like Hu.

>>77961724
emmm
我好像之前已经在plurk上加过你了,我的台湾自闭症朋友

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>>77963719

>>77941282
Which one?

>>77962983
你試試看
應該是不用

China

>>77964425
grrrrrr your language is so confusing

>You should give it a try.
>Ought to is should not

wtfffffff

>>77964447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>>77964451
I assume he meant "你试试看应该行不通" judging by the pingyin.

>>77940969
Well, what does it take to be a leader in China?

>>77964560
being chinese

compared to japs and weebs i hardly see chinese speakers use obnoxious emoticons ヾ(•ω•`)o(~￣▽￣)~<(￣ c￣)y▂ξο(=•ω<=)ρ⌒

>>77964560
>>77964569
Have enough Finnish immigrants in China to make CCP recognize them as a official Chinese ethnic group. But careful, doing so might give China a reason to annex Finland.

>>77964644
that is a thing stemming from 2ch which China does not participate in.

>>77964560
Be son of a former leader

>>77964569
Doesn't that include everyone who speaks fluent Chinese?
>>77964664
It couldn't be that much worse than the situation Finland is in right now.
>would unironically welcome Chinese overlords

ching chong

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>>77961116
>Why i can't find a single chinese here? besides from only one hong konger and a bunch of english-speaking white people, LMAO.
>>77964451
>>77964543
>You should give it a try
>i guess it doesn't require you to use VPN
ftfy

>>77964708
Isn't Finland one of the top tier western country? If it wasn't because USA is such a dominant and influential nation, I will much rather live and study in a smaller, quieter, comfy and not as much politically insane (Feminism, BLM, safespace and all that other shits) country like Finland.

>>77964794
Go to Germany or Sweden. Finnish economy is suffering from the same sickness as Japan but we're not as big or wealthy as they are. Government has made cuts but no reforms. We still try to do what we did before the 2008 but nothing works and the labor unions make sure that no changes come to the labor markets. We're too rich so we're becoming poor because we cannot a system this big but we also cannot make it smaller because people would suffer.

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>friend with no degree is coming to work illegally in a tier 88 city for 6000 rambos and no housing

how do I talk him out of it?

>>77965482
You can't. Only a case yellow fever could make him behave that irrationally.

>>77958345
I always stock up on Tsingtao until my fridge had no space left when Lidl has their Asian week

>>77959363
Implying it's not the best way to drink tea.

Fucking plebs and their bags.

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Chen Guangbiao for President

>>77965629
Good choice. Tsingtao is the reason why I'm still proud of Germany.

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peru? PERU!?

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it is sad.

坚持住。

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2105208/beijing-reaches-out-young-taiwanese-summertime

china STOP!

>>77964320
Hong Kong University

>>77969207
http://tsjh301.blogspot.co.nz/2017/01/2017-satisfaction-governance.html
Nobody likes tsai anyways.

>>77971014

maybe I'm living in a bubble but I thought she's really well liked. at least that's my impression from reading peoples comments on the internet

>>77972148
The people who dislike her usually don't actively speak out and extensive media campaigns are used to promote their image. Idk about other people but I really can't give a shit about her anymore since she started that same sex marriage bs.

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>>77971014
>kiwi being buttmad about tsai
i wonder who is behind this post?

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>>77961724
/sino/為什麼到現在都還沒有新人加入plurk

racist bar

>>77974695
what the fuck is it with your plurk shit

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>>77974725
https://www.plurk.com/portal/
SIGN UP NOW!
and post your account link back in this thread, so i can add you as friend

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When is the bike sharing pyramid scheme going to collapse

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>>77940969
I don't know. Do I wanna?

>>77974714

peru? are you ok? peru? i haven't seen you in 2 days peru

I've gone mad. I've been unironically thinking about moving to China after I graduate. China seems to have rising wages and good job situation. Am I mad or just plain stupid?

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>another /sino/ without Chinese learning resources in the OP

>Learning resources
https://pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9

>Recommended Movie/TV Series:
https://movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=%E5%9B%BD%E4%BA%A7%E5%89%A7&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
http://bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
http://ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
http://ac.qq.com/
http://www.u17.com/

>Online Novels
http://www.qidian.com/

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>>77976969
If you are a white boi you will end up in the polar situation of either worshipped or treated like a zoo animal

But again finns are mongols so nobody can tell any difference

>Taiwan ranked number 2 in the world for prevalence of plastic surgery

Degenerate

>>77974809
Is this like Taiwanese weibo? What social media is popular in Taiwan?

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>>77977657
nah, plurk is a little bit different from other social media.
we mainly use facebook, ptt, dcard, bahamut and plurk,

https://www.economist.com/news/china/21725815-how-new-rule-could-wallop-recycling-industry-china-tries-keep-foreign-rubbish-out

>whyyyyyyy won't you takeee moreeee of ourrrrr garbageeeee reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>77978193
Fuck, where will the foreign English teachers go now?

>>77960696
>tibetan

Kek that was literally built by the government in the 80's as a tourist trap
And they are only tearing a tiny part that has caught on fire twice now.

Hey, but facts don't matter if its to harm China.

>>77968601
Lmao this Reuters infographic doesn't understand how dynamic VPNs work

Asking a private company that wants to make money to police its VPNs isn't gonna work for the majority

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>China should continue being seen as the world's trash man - The Economist

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>>77980157
I am trash man

>>77960696
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larung_Gar_Buddhist_Academy#Demolition_and_safety-rebuilding_project

https://www.economist.com/news/china/21725812-overhaul-says-lot-about-xi-jinpings-governing-style-reform-chinas-army-enters-new-phase

This is a very good article though. Read it.

>>77980345
AKA the Indian-puppet exiles would complain that China isn't enforcing fire safety regulations if a fire killed tibetans, and complain if demolishes the parts in violation of fire safety code.

But hey, a shitty shanty town that's caught on fire twice now and destroyed half the place is better than rebuilding it to code according to Western-puppets.

This two faced hypocrisy is why Chinese give zero fucks what Westerners say about how China "should be".

>>77980540
You just can't win as China. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I even hear people complain about how "traditional Chinese culture" isn't as prevalent nowadays so "it's not as authentic."

Fuck those people.

"Traditional" Chinese culture is foot binding, harems, slaves, peasants being forced to be illiterate, serfdom, massive starvation while the leaders get fat, and Chinese traditional "medicine". Westerners would prefer non-Western countries to be stuck in time for their carnal enjoyment.

>>77980690
>"Traditional" Chinese culture is foot binding, harems, slaves, peasants being forced to be illiterate, serfdom, massive starvation while the leaders get fat, and Chinese traditional "medicine". Westerners would prefer non-Western countries to be stuck in time for their carnal enjoyment.
It's not a bad thing tho

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>EIGHTEEN helicopters land with a roar at Zhurihe, a military base in Inner Mongolia. Troops pour onto the endless prairie in a mock airborne assault, marking, said China Daily, a state-owned newspaper, “the first time the People’s Liberation Army had presented fighting manoeuvres in a parade” (troops usually just march up and down). Looking on, in combat fatigues, was China’s president, Xi Jinping. The occasion was the 90th anniversary of the founding of the PLA on August 1st. The event signalled a new phase in China’s biggest military shake-up for half a century. That shake-up is a case study in Mr Xi’s style of modernisation, and may hold lessons for reform in other areas.
>The PLA is officially the armed wing of the Communist Party. For years its main jobs were to keep order at home and protect against an invasion across the border with the Soviet Union. Now Mr Xi wants it to project force abroad, requiring joint operations with the navy, air force and other services. As a government white paper put it in 2015, “the traditional mentality that land outweighs sea must be abandoned.”

>>77974809
https://www.plurk.com/HanHai

Here, you autistic bitch.

>>77980690
> Westerners would prefer non-Western countries to be stuck in time for their carnal enjoyment.

This.

The West enjoys all non-Whites to be their Zoo-Animals and their countries to remain cultural disneylands and hunting grounds for low-class sexpats.

If China can turn into a second Thailand or Philippines, the West would be overjoyed, for this is the ideal state they want the Chinese to live in.

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>>77941282
>Uni has offered me Beijing, Shanghai, Chengdu and Guangzhou for a year abroad
>Probably going to die from pollution wherever I go

>>77981772
Chengdu is pretty good.

>>77981772
Guangzhou is alright. Southern and Western China is less polluted

>>77981906
Yea Guangzhou is probably going to be my final choice

but I was looking at a pollution map and even Shanghai is pretty fugging bad in winter, I feel like I will never move to china long term for this reason. I don't want lung cancer at 60

>>77982069
Guangzhou is too fucking hot for a brit

Can't wait until China rules the world

>>77982124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifLPGi4X6A

>>77940969
將相本無種 男兒當自強

>>77982168
Mandarin is too hard, it can't substitute english

>>77981772
Guangzhou has almost no pollution (relative to those other places) and is the most socially liberal/politically liberal/has VPns

>>77982168
does china even want to rule the world? it's a thankless job

>>77982342
I don't think so

>>77982342
Nominally China used to rule Asia as the center empire and all others were tributaries.

But actually, it was just China not really giving a fuck about all others aside of receiving their ambassadors once in a blue moon.

It will probably end like this again.

If China was a bit more like Murrica back then, they would have crushed the Japanese menace before their warring state period even ended up with some warlord like Hideyoshi who embarks on an invasion of Korea and China.

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>>77943373
1960s

>>77947682
What are Malaysia and Indonesia if not Asian?

>there's like 6 different "when"s in Chinese
>Wherever I ask Chinese people which to use they all pick a different one

Why so much inconsistency?

>>77982946
Malaysia is an arab country

>>77980157
For some reason ((The (((Economist))))) has an unreasonable hatred against China and Germany and loves everything anglo

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>>77981670
>If China can turn into a second Thailand or Philippines, the West would be overjoyed, for this is the ideal state they want the Chinese to live in.
That's a good thing though. I bet you want Westerners to cuck themselves to yet another race.

>>77983152
>>>/pol/

>>77982546
Astonishing throughout history China isn't really into building a giant empire. Beside Han and Tang a bit, rest of the dynasties is just mostly contend with some territories annexation and the core Chinese's territory. It weird how advance the Song is and they instead hate their military which result them getting bullied by the northern horseshitter. The largest Chinese Dynasties is on unironically foreign ruled.

>>77983500
Song is literally today's SJW europe

>>77977325
read the comments on the r/taiwan thread where you have that from

When will we see chinese video games (LoL doesnt count) in the west

>>77983076
The Economist really does hate the eternal kraut though.

For good reason

I find their China reporting the best out of the big five, but it still has clickbait like "Xi is being called Chairman by the PLA now!"
Yes. Just like Deng and Jiang. Because the head of the Central Military Commission is the chairman.

>>77983848
Honor of Qingz is so popular it's the best selling game ever. Some are even playing it here in the US

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>>77983848
Big companies such as Tencent, Netease, The9 and Perfect World have overwhelming control over the vidya market. Startups are faced with either unethical competition practises or EA-style buyout. Lack of judicial framework for intellectual properties don't help either

>>77969721
Nice, hope you enjoy your stay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiPlCOtfd68

why are WHITEs so fucking STUPID?

also that brit at 3:10 was straight up tryna FUCK that uggggly ass viet

>>77984263
More like they are completely domestically focused.

Chinese gaming companies own like 95% of the domestic market. That's $50 billion and is far more important than worldwide games

Honor of Qingz is popular in the USA

>>77983848
When there is no more growth in China they will have to look overseas for money. But right now the market in china is growing so fast and with so much room there is little incentive to risk capital on expansion on a market they aren't familiar with.

>>77940969
Nobody does it's at least 12 different countries

>>77983977
WE WUZ QINGZ?

Did Winston find a hooker for his latest video?

>>77984419
typical loser sexpats, has to hit on the viet because TW girls no want him LOL

>>77985391
it's just this shenhzen "maker"

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh_ugKacslKhsGGdXP0cRRA/videos

Smells a bit /r/hapas in here

>>77983977
Whoever figured out you could put League on mobile is a genius and should be put in charge of the next five year plan.

>>77984551
True.

I don't think we'll see many Chinese games here for a very long time unless people actually go there and bring them out.

>>77984579
That's like saying Germany can't rule the EU, Germany.

what's taking the renewable revolution so long

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I would only take the role of leader of China if Chinese people behooved that responsibility onto me.

You know as that saying goes, when the Commander gets whacked, follow the Colonel, when the Colonel gets whacked, follow the Lieutenant, when the Lieutenant gets whacked, follow the Sergeant, and when all else fails and the Sergeant dies, follow the Master Chink.

Hello, can one of you Chinks help me order this book.

https://world.taobao.com/item/553961152542.htm

I'll tip.

>>77987548
No. Get lost.

>>77987548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-r0NS789_o

>>77987646
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Have a good day, anon.

>>77987675
Take it easy! d=====(￣▽￣*)b

>>77940969
Is there a law against foreign-born from becoming chinese president or PM

Did the chinese government fall for the electric car meme

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>>77987934
No. Chinese politics is like the Sicilian Mafia. You just have to be 100% of pure blood (Chinese) and not mix-raced.

Some more sophisticated concepts like Omerta are needed to survive after clearing the hurdle rate of other unqualified newbies vying for power in the top 5% of Chinese elites.

>>77988144
What about foreign born chinese

>>77985217
They really wuz

>>77986635
They even made an animr to promote it

Imagine a world where East Asians worked together instead of playing puppete for foreign powers

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>>77988199
It's okay. My boys and I, we are all Chinese.

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>>77986925
Jews

>>77987934
Nope

CCP are the cuck pro-women pro-minority SJWs of Chinese society

>>77987987
>meme
>france, UK, Germany, Spain all annoucing a year after China did that only electric cars will be sold after 2030
>meme

>>77988335
>>77988335
what animu is this

won't reply to fags

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>when you realize the man you married is less educated than you, has an income entirely based on clickbait videos, and is a South African citizen

And people say Chinese women are too materialistic.

>>77983605
>>77983500
Yeah, the Song were just embarrassing.

If your emperor begins to play with grasshoppers and birds and your most capable general gets executed because he is doing his job instead of taking care of gay rights and SJW feelings based politics ("oooh those horsehshitters dinndu anything"), then your dynasty is fucked.

What a shame, since the Song already had an industrial revolution ongoing, which would have ended with China being 19th century Great Britain but in the 12th century already.

What nowadays dynasties can learn from the Song:
1. Never give peace a chance
2. Kill all gays
3. Fuck those SJWs
4. Maintian pride in your martial culture


So,
PRC = Ming/Han/Tang
ROC = Song (especially after that gay marriage shit)

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>>77983848
I play Tiger Knight: Empire War.

It's super fun

>>77988917

b-but he wears suits and owns a motorcycle "business"! One so succesful he has to beg on patron

>>77988917
This.

Being his girl is suffering.

I seriously cant prostate enough before my gf who has two PhDs (one in natural science and one in social sciences) and releases one book every year in an western research institution.

How can whitey brainlets like me and that guy even compare.

>>77989095
>4531
wow

>>77988917
Why didn't she go for someone more attractive

>>77989365
wat.

>>77989438
that's pretty high ping

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>>77989497
Ah yeah, I understand. Shit was bad in early alpha.

They now have an europe server which has good ping.

Anyway, my avatar pic related. I enjoy using my Zhongyuan Heavy Cavalry to crush those shitty southern rebels for the glory of Cao Cao and the Han empire.

>>77989400
probably because she believed she had no options or her other options were even shittier
or she has a fetish for white men

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bet she is just a nurse wiping the shit off of granny asses

>>77989989
granny gumjobs are the BEST

>>77990111
>footfag

fuck off.

I got this from /r/Taiwan
http://supchina.com/2017/08/01/words-chinese-state-media-banned/

>>77990260
Most seem to be pretty sensible rules.

I wish Der Spiegel and Die Zeit would stop using the word "Der Shitstorm" or "Gender" all the time. Shit is annoying and does not belong to a newspaper of natonal renown.

>>77990260
>撕逼 sī bī — originally “catfight,” but the usage of the phrase has extended to any disputes with two parties involved; literally means “torn vagina.”
rmao (raffing my ass off)

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Chinese are on a 5-dimensional plane of existence, and every other nationality/race on this planet exists on a 3-dimensional plane.

Is luxury only for whites?

>>77988917
He is a bro
And no, Chinese women are like women everywhere.

>>77990260
Is rTaiwan for yellow fever fags who couldn't afford a jap?

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>be an old Chinese peasant
>developer decides to buy all the land around you
>offers you money to sell
>but you don't want to move
>pic related happens

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>>77991154

>>77991154
If you think that's bad, you should see Boston or San Jose

Nimbyism

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>>77991207

>>77991091
no it's mostly just travel related questions and guys posting news articles

>>77989027
The true lessons we need to learn from Song is that, fuck multiculturalism and diversity (trying to co-exists with these barbarian like Song did even when Yue Fei was shitting on them). Chinese history is Hanren's history, no Han mean no China. Pride in one's own ethnicity IS GOOD. Maintain your warrior spirit, Confucism did made China great but it made her into a pussy as well.

>>77958345
I have no idea how beers work but Qingdao beer is awesome. Its so light, love it.

>>77991244
I don't mind it if it's to protect some historical buildings, like in those gentrified old industrial/commercial areas.

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>>77958345
>>77965629
>Germans prefer Qingdao beer

Hmm, I wonder why... :^)

>男童尿停电梯后摔成重伤,这事赖谁

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1501921716

>>77992298
what a retard

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Why Winston get all the girls?

>>77992615
because of his classy suit

Has CHINA gone TOO FAR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMfVHO0GI80

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>>77992615
>>77992703

>quits his day job
>still wears a full black suit in Shenzhen in the middle of summer

Hmmm...

>>77992850
>According to local reports, the woman featured in the clip later suffered diarrhoea.

5000-year-old traditional Chinese remedy for constipation~

>>77989095
Why is Rome in this game?

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>>77991458
It is a Lager beer with rice.

Seriously. Google it. It makes it slightly sweet.

>>77993516
because 200AD.

Parthians and Kushan will also be added in the full release.

I'm in Taipei for about two weeks and looking to meet some people with similar interests. I like film (一一, 兒子的大玩偶), cat cafés, experimental music (Z.S.L.O-type stuff), learning languages (Mandarin, French, Taiwanese, Russian), community service, working out, etc. I'm into the preponderance of critical theory English-language books at Zhongshan Metro Mall. I don't like bars or clubbing. Thanks for reading.

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>>77995831
how many asian girls have you fucked ?

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>tfw 16 year old Chinese girl from Jiangsu province keeps messaging me when I will return because she misses me.
>she tells me she has a surprise for me.
>snaps a pic of her clean shaven cunt spread wide open with her fingers
>she's a virgin
>tells me that she can't wait for me to come back and fuck her brains out. she doesn't even care if she gets pregnant or that I leave her. said she only cared about accepting my alpha superior seed inside of her
>think it's too good to be true so jokingly tell her to tattoo my name above her pussy to consummate her slavery to me as my new property fucktoy
>her profile picture on WeChat immediately changes to that of her underbelly with new tattoo of my name I had requested
>tfw she has submitted herself completely to me and I can basically mold her into whatever type of degenerate slut my sick perverted mind can think of
hmmm, I think I will ask her to dress up as a traditional slutty chinese vampire next

>>77997300
that's not even an entertaining story regardless of it's (questionable) authenticity

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Didn't move to China in the 90s when whites were treated as gods

>>77997300
i really doubt this story. that girl sounds mentally ill and makes me wonder what kind of man would want a girl like that. likely one with mental issues too? you wouldn't be looking for girls to control online if you had options.

btw if that story is true then you admit to receiving child pornography. you are fucked in the head

>>77997300
Haha, YES! America is so alpha ftw!

tones are dumb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATKfkqE51k

>>78000909
your dumb, tones are the soul of chinese related languages, just learn korean or japanese instead

>>78001242
tones are useless, context is key

chinese could just switch to latin alphabet

>>77988917
>Chinese 'education'

I'm sure even the shittiest degree from a South Apefreaka university is better than any fake degree from any chink university

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>>78001187

>>78001839
Sure dude.

>>78001839
i hate to tell you this. China has higher ranking universities then Canada.

>>78001441
Except, of course, when there is a lack of context or ambiguous such as is the case most of the time.

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>>78001861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec4SRWtXDUU

>>78002027
yeah, nah

这个记录了从出门选衣服到最后床上叫爸爸的过程。
本来打算穿图一这身出门 女友觉得白丝袜太羞耻 没办法换成了肉色的丝袜。游玩之后回来洗澡 然后在22楼的阳台上玩小怪兽 不知道有多少人听过这个。玩了高潮两次之后 插入。欲仙欲死

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>>78002032

peru? what are you doing today peru? what did you accomplish lately? peru?

>>78002044
It's why wypipo suck so much at using chengyu

>>78002237
useless part of chinese

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>>77997300
I had an 18 yr old chinky girl randomly send me a picture of her spread pussy and little titties a while back

She recently blocked me on wechat

>>78002252
Good argument.

>>78002252
The opposite is true.

>>78002252
tones make me sound smart

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>>78002201
Im thinking on if I should go to the brothel tomorrow
be hugged by a naked women stabilizes my thoughts
I bought a new ebook - doing business in korea - interesting book that reveals many insights
probably next week I will have a meeting with a maca distributor that wants to introduce the powder into china , hong kong
a meeting with a new fowarder will also occur
I have found the best way to cure my asian fever, I dont like white women because their shitty personalities and they prefer white men, I will force my brain to understand that asian women also have shit behaviour and of course these women absolutely go for the white men

cantonese is a useless dieing language don't waste your time peru

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>>78002897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrYwFmXAzRE

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>>77981115
accept friend request

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>>78002581

peru? that's very good peru. you are truly a very ambitious go-getter peru, surely that would attract someone like Cindy to you peru, you are way better than her korean boyfriend peru. peru? can you recommend me some cheap vietnamese products to ship to my country peru?

Just lost the count in a game of Blackjack and now I am acting really autistic in front of the casino.

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>>78003948

where are you?

>>78004118
in my hotel room at a casino.

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>>78004172

city?

>>78004230
yes.

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I am the leader now.

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Is it true that everyone below this red line is a sub human?

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Proof that China simply cannot effectively utilize biological warfare on Indians.

>>78005171
>Hangzhou
>suzhou
>Chengdu
>Wu masterrace
Hmmmmmmmm

大家早安
上禮拜了沒?

>>78005171
They have bland and tasteless food but are otherwise superior.

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Mainland China is pretend China. I'm not Chinese, but I can somehow feel a vibe of Chinese restaurant from all "traditional culture" in the mainland.

>>78006909
definitely, dude.

>>78005906
Why have I go to church?

>>78006987
Because you are from Wenzhou.

>>77958345
The beer of sexpat, massive red flag

How are you supposed to remember all the autistic combinations of words that form new works that have nothing to do with either word?

月会 "Month Can" This apparently means "a date between lovers". Yeah! It's so logical!

"Ah" I hear you say, "but sometimes the retarded combinations make it easy to remember words! Like Capital is "Head City".

Yeah so logically "Head city" in chinese is 头市 Because 头 is Chinese for head. And 市 means city

Except it isn't it's 首都.

OMG WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS LOGIC?

>>78002466
No

>>78008269
Chengyu are words or expressions with more complex meanings and poetical expression and consequently are rarer and more appropriate for specific useage. They are also the most dynamic part of the language and the place with 80% of all the evolution of the language occurs. It's completely wrong to say their are "useless", when in fact they are the highest level and most developed part of the language.

>>78008015
会 means "meeting" here.
A monthly meeting, a lover's quarrel.

Granted I don't know this word, I'm just trusting your translation.

>>78008237]
首都 literally means capital city.

>>78008404
They're gay and useless

>>78008537
You're wrong, and I explained why. You're the only one that's going to be hurt by thinking this way (because it will stymie your study of Chinese, if you are doing that) though, so I don't care if you reconsider or not.

"Black Pepper"

Ok so 黑椒

No it's 胡椒

WOW SO LOGIC VERY MAKE SENSE

>>78008593
>No it's 胡椒

胡 means foreign. You usually call Black Pepper 黑胡椒. There's also 白胡椒 etc.

>>78008629
I thought foreign is 外

>>78008863
Nigga u thought WRONG

>>78008863
That just means outside.

is this the first foreign language you're learning, britain?

how come the free tibet movement died down?

>>77994759
Ah didn't know that, even though I visited the brewery museum, cant remember the rice part. I dont like beer because it makes me feel bloated and even the taste and smell is disgusting for me, but Qingdao beer is awesome.

>>78009853
nobody actually ever cared
just like kony2012 and all those other memes

>>77995831
Wish you were in Shandong, you sound like fun :3

>>78009853
Difficult to whitewash what Tibet was like before, and there's little US strategic interest in that region (unlike the Pacific coast), is my guess. India keeps trying to revive it though.

>>78009876
wasn't the free tibet movement spearheaded by the CIA? not sure about kony

>>78010000
spearheaded by the CIA and brought to the streets by hemp pant wearing hippies as their flavor of the month movement

>>78010000
It'll flare up again when the Dalai Lama dies, since he was the keystone of the whole "international" debate about it. He's in exile in India still, and China-India relations are in retrograde.

>>78010025
>brought to the streets by hemp pant wearing hippies
One of those "noble savage" moments in US history.

>>78009853
CIA sponsored, people don't actually care

not even memeing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_Tibetan_program#Contemporary_Tibet-China_Relationship

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>>77940969
I have what it takes to make China great again

記者現在來到台北一處聽說陰莖很大的美裔黑人住處
叮咚
您好 聽說您的陰莖非常大是真的嗎?
黑人:是的 進來再說

一陣閒聊採訪後

記者:各位觀眾可以看到 這就是傳聞中這位黑人的巨大陰莖
不知道是否能順利插入女性陰道內
記者現在來實際示範看看
記者:啊~ 各位觀眾可以看到 黑人的陰莖才進入一小截而已
(攝影師鏡頭特寫)記者的陰道裡面已經感覺很滿了(喘
接下來來試試看是否能插到底
哈啊~~ 感覺很難順利進去的樣子
黑人先生需請您幫忙一下了
哈啊! 到...到底了 各位觀眾可以看到黑人的陰莖已經完全插入記者的陰道內了
接著記者會來試範看看黑人射精後是否會滿出陰道來
啊 哈 嗯~ ......要加速了
黑人:射!要射出來了!
記者:哼~嗯(插到底)
(拔出
記者:好的!各位觀眾可以看到 黑人的精液量非常得多
多到記者的陰道跟子宮都被弄到滿出來了
謝謝黑人先生的接受採訪 我們把鏡頭交回給棚內主播

>>77988476

all talk

>>78011470
>>78011470
>>78011470
migrate

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>>78010796
you goddamn malay monkey need to stop browsing komica

>>78011478
sino moves so slow there is absolutely no need to make an early thread

>>78011478

dumb motherfucker