/sino/ - 中国

How does /sino/ like Apple Daily? The evil mods think it's spam so they won't let me post articles ;_;

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>>78011603
我的荷蘭朋友回來啦
最近過得怎樣?
有沒有興趣加入一個社群網站的會員呢?

wanna sniff some rainy feet lads

>>78011658
最近還好, 家人有一些健康問題. 但是我至少到九月不用學習, 好輕鬆.
>有沒有興趣加入一個社群網站的會員呢?
Plurk 嗎? 那個gossiping比較有趣.

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you see this shit?

>>78011745
this is not reddit and it will never be funny

>>78011470
Pretty lame header m8 by the way. The name is supposed to be /sino/ - 中文.
And the header is 'This is the thread for posting in Chinese and discussion of the Chinese speaking world'.
T.
Autismus maximus who started /sino/

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>>78011749
>tfw我需要十個好友才能使用plurk的特殊功能...
gossiping根本就是台灣的/pol/

>>78011795
fantastic post

>>78011892
>gossiping根本就是台灣的/pol/
真的嗎? 我以為gossiping是台灣的plebbit.

>>78011940
我舉錯例子了 應該是 r_donald 比較合適

記者現在來到台北一處聽說陰莖很大的美裔黑人住處
叮咚
您好 聽說您的陰莖非常大是真的嗎?
黑人:是的 進來再說

一陣閒聊採訪後

記者:各位觀眾可以看到 這就是傳聞中這位黑人的巨大陰莖
不知道是否能順利插入女性陰道內
記者現在來實際示範看看
記者:啊~ 各位觀眾可以看到 黑人的陰莖才進入一小截而已
(攝影師鏡頭特寫)記者的陰道裡面已經感覺很滿了(喘
接下來來試試看是否能插到底
哈啊~~ 感覺很難順利進去的樣子
黑人先生需請您幫忙一下了
哈啊! 到...到底了 各位觀眾可以看到黑人的陰莖已經完全插入記者的陰道內了
接著記者會來試範看看黑人射精後是否會滿出陰道來
啊 哈 嗯~ ......要加速了
黑人:射!要射出來了!
記者:哼~嗯(插到底)
(拔出
記者:好的!各位觀眾可以看到 黑人的精液量非常得多
多到記者的陰道跟子宮都被弄到滿出來了
謝謝黑人先生的接受採訪 我們把鏡頭交回給棚內主播

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>>78012038
幹你馬來

>>78011795

the term 'rainy' has been around before that subreddit

>>78012095

liking feet is reddit

>>78012038
这种题材的manga到处都是吧...

>>78012095
>duh what are you some sexpat meme newfag? rainy has been around forever...

fuck off

Why does laowai move head so much when speak chinese?

>>78012167
go sniff some brown Taiwanese abo feet

>>78012190
trying to get the tones right don't make fun

Is Chinese characters necessary to learn Chinese ?

>>78012196
go back to ccj you laowinner

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>>78012240
Can you learn korean without knowing korean characters?
If yes, you can try this on chinese

>>78012240
Define "learn"

You can learn to just speak it. But you wont be able to read or write it.

why does cantonese sound so masculine and mandarin so feminine?

>>78012289
But Chinese characters are so fucking huge.

>>78012362
don't pretend you didn't have to learn hanja in school
you are already semi-fluent in reading

give in to your chinese overlords and submit to their language already

>>78012190
They've been tought to do that in class when practicing tones.
>>78012240
Yes.
>>78012038
>>78012155
漫畫的黑人怎麼這麼多? 是被馬格里布女作家化的嗎?
>>78012362
You'll get used to it once you'll nail the basics.

>>78012361
bcuz we like qt accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8miV2JfeZk

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>>78012399
>馬格里布女作家
什麼?
還有我跟你推銷一下plurk不會太過分吧?

>>78012362
u only need like 3000 characters for daily uses, plus it would be a much quicker process after u actully start learning chinese

>>78012399
馬格里布女作家?不好意思没太看懂

Do you like her, Taiwan anon? Why does she work in Korea?

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Taiwan #1 sexy woman of the decade?

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>>78012552

Why does Tsai have so low approval rating? She's awesome though

>>78012495
>>78012511
Seems my joke about Maghrebi women is too obscure. I should keep my Krautchan memes off 4chan.
>>78012415
That feel when having to read the Chinese subtitles... Feels pleb man.
>>78012560
Muh horrorfu

>>78012275
fucking an abbo girl doesn't count, and she isn't truly asian or han Chinese

>>78012597
She is 100% Taiwanese (the true origin of Polynesians).

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>Harvard economics professor Ken Rogoff said a hard landing was inevitable for the world’s second largest economy as policymakers try to steer the economy towards domestic consumption.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/08/05/fresh-fears-chinas-debt-bubble-could-burst/

It's finally happening

>>78012592
not rly, bcuz of 一例一休, a lot of poeple including my mon h8 her
>>78012552
i have no strong feeling toward her, and i think she do this for her own dream

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>Taiwan #1 sexy woman

>>78012592
Soft lame duck and doesn't bring the bantz like the mayor of Taipei.
>>78012756
>China will rule the world Xi=genius prais gommunism
>China can collapse any day now!
Both views are equally cringy m5.
>>78012765
What is so bad about 一例一休?

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this is considered the most attractive women in mainland lel

>>78012289
Cute desu

>>78012922
Strange, much better looking girls on your average busy street anywhere in China, but perhaps that's just my bydlo taste.

>>78012765
是因为调整了之后没有什么实质作用还是因为调整了之后要砍掉一周的假期呢?简单看了下感觉像是加强劳工保障方面的啊

>>78011752
Why do mainlanders have to put pandas on everything?

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When will the horse-mouth veneer trend catch on in mainland China?

>>78012972
>>78012922
I've always thought Chinese have a weird standard of beauty,
They always seem to laugh at whitey for going with chinese girls they consider ugly. Then they lust after these pointy face ghouls.

Winston's wife seems more attractive to me than FBB

>>78013002
It's a step up from putting the chairman's face on everything.

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>>78012904

nothing cringy about the truth

>>78013063
I've been hearing such stories for years, I'll wait until it actually happens to admit you're right.

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>Winston's wife seems more attractive to me than FBB

>>78013061
As I said in the last thread, culture in Mainland China has a weird air of Chinese restaurant to it.

>>78013114
looks ok to me.

>>78013129
as opposed to?

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The other Bingbing is more attractive imo. Aged like fine baijiu

>>78013163
Well, as supposed to the vibe of the culture in Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Fuck Fan BingBing, I only care about Zhang YingYing.
Where is she?
Please come back.

>>78013201
lol

>>78013129
Our Chinese have a restaurant of Chinese culture in the old colonial times of the Dutch East Indies, including the food. It's not like the PRC at all.
>>78013201
But Hong Kong are very different.
>>78013206
张筱雨 a best desu senpai.

台湾的中文和中國的中文(普通話)是意思疎通可能?
我見繫体字中文和簡体字中文両方掲示日本看板
是則台湾人理解不可能中國人中文?

>>78013206
Probably sold as someone's slave on the dark web and in Dubai right now

>>78013420
kys

>>78013490
?

It was a mistake to split off Mongolia into its own country

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>>78012904
>>78012994
一例一休讓想加班的人不能加班 造成我這行政人員要一直偽造文書才能通過勞動檢查
>>78013406
是
台灣人可能理解中國普通話

>>78013514
It's the 'you sir are an idiot' of the 2010's, just ignore it.
>>78013406
有的詞的用法不一樣,但是台灣人都聽得懂中國人說的普通話,大陸人也聽得懂台灣人說的國語.

>>78013101

that'll be too late to make $$$. You got to short before the crash

>>78013670
>just ignore it.
kys

>>78013406
我在学习中国普通话但是不懂台湾中文。
台湾人用陌生的汉字

And I don't just mean the difference between traditional and simplified.

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>>78013735
>台湾人用陌生的汉字

What are some Chinese foot fetish forums dedicated to celebrities

>>78013785
probably some pages on weibo

>>78013785
kys

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>>78013773
Did I say it wrong, or was it what I said?

>>78013686
I don't have a lot of funds to short ;_;
>>78013735
Can 陌生 really be used for that sense of strange? I only know that from 陌生人, 奇怪 would seem more appropriate.

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>>78013811
不
你做得很好
繼續保持

>Xi has implied a timetable for the resolution: if not in 2021, it has to be resolved by 2049, precisely 100 years after the founding of the PRC.

Is Xi delusional?

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>tfw missing lamb kebabs and fried noodles that give me diarrhea

>>78013813
I think I said it wrong. I wanted to mean "Unfamiliar to myself" I looked in a dictionary and found 陌生 to mean unfamiliar.

>>78013869
context, this is refering to the reunification of mainland and taiwan

Taiwan independence imminent

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>>78013813
>>78013879
bong is right, 陌生 is more appropriate in context, 奇怪 literally mean "strange", taiwanese hanji aren't "strange" at all.

>>78013910
That would probably be his way of putting it.
>>78013869
It sounds more like he is kicking the can down the road while sounding like a strongman for the Global Times readers at the same time.

>>78013877
The opposite happend to me, such food gave me constipation.

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do you have what it takes?

>>78014037
I still can't believe they don't know what such things mean. They're probably just doing it for the lulz.

>>78013869
>>78013910
Relevent:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_country,_two_systems#Background_in_the_context_of_Hong_Kong

>"... Set to expire in 2047, the current arrangement has permitted Hong Kong ..."

>>78014102
It expired the day it was introduced m7.

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>>78014086
They don't
I've seen examples of this shit in Italy, I imagine it's even worse in SEA

>>78013638
>>78013670
>>78013735
原來如此!
後我使用的中文是構成依漢文(古代中文)的知識和中文的少数知識和日文的漢字
是理解可能?(我推測台湾人一定程度理解可能故彼等使用漢字似日文的漢字)
我快楽作成中文似文章

https://www.hk01.com/%E5%A8%9B%E6%A8%82/105054/%E9%A6%96%E4%BD%8D%E6%B8%AF%E5%A5%B3%E8%B5%B4%E6%97%A5%E6%8B%8DAV%E7%82%BA%E9%A4%8A%E5%AE%B6-%E6%82%B2%E6%83%85%E9%BA%A5%E7%B4%AB%E8%8E%89-%E6%8B%8D%E6%8B%96%E9%83%BD%E4%BF%BE%E7%94%B7%E5%8F%8B%E6%89%93

Pretty sad but I'll still take a look.

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>Hello, this is James from Ningbo Education Consulting Company, are you interested in a good English teaching job in Kunming? It is 12000 RMB salary with good benefits. Please respond with your cv, diploma and passport scan if you are interested. My contact details are below

I like how I'm applying for science teaching positions and getting a flood of lowball job offers to teach English.

>>78014668
Because that's the only thing you're good for.

>>78014668
They still send offers? And there I was thinking that market was saturated by now.

>>78014775
I am Greek.

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>>78014668
听说在中国随机的人会提供英语老师工作

They just come up to you and say "Hey wanna teach English".

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>>78014656

>>78014874
Yes. I'm still getting offers for science teaching positions, and they seem to be more eager to find teachers. But the English teaching job offers aren't stopping.

>>78014903
I've heard that as well. I've also heard you can just walk into an English teaching centre and ask for a job, and if they have any openings, you can get one very easily.

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>>78014222
I copied this to a native Chinese and he understood it.

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>spend 6 years studying a science field
>use it to finally have sex and move to a developing country

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>>78011658
>>78012495
>>78013638
>>78013773
>>78013811
>>78013832
>>78013966
>>78014903
>>78014918
>>78015030

Dumb frogposters

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>>78015030
Really?Good!
I will enjoy to make sentences like Chinese

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>>78015184
stay mad 奇異鳥 :)

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>>78015184
someone seems mad

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>>78015204
>>78015333
>>78015464
t.

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我爱青蛙

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鴉片在哪里?

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>>78014668
>12000 RMB

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听说在中国青蛙一种美味
青蛙好吃吗?

gf just sent me this

http://i.imgur.com/MGngQc7.jpg

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>>78014222
>only honky and Thai can understand
>because of muh 繁體字 Hur durr

Why taiwan not use bopomofo instead of 汉字?

>>78011470
>a fucking leaf

>>78016896
bcuz government say so, same reason why we speak madnarin

>>78016896
It's meant to assist reading and learning characters like pinyin not replace them

>>78017011
You could literally replace characters with pinyin or bopomofo and it would improve everything. literacy rates in China and Taiwan would improve, foreigners could learn chinese super easy.

But muh history.

anyone have some good winston memes

>>78017079
t. don't know linguistics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isolating_language

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>>78017198
He is already a living meme.

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>>78017198
what is a "Winston Meme"

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>>78017273

>>78017079
Looks like someone ragequit Chinese.
>>78016727
Mainlanders rarely have trouble reading traditional, only Southeast Asians and second language learners throw a fit about it.

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>>78017198

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>>78017096
peru? what you up to peru?

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>>78017198

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save and repost!!!

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>>78017434
This one is good.

>>78017741
lol

>>78017741
太好了
>太好了
>>太好了
>>>太好了
>>>>太好了

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>>78017741

”这是什么“
"....太好了”

I've not seen prozzie ever talk about having a chinese wife like Winton and cmilk do constantly.

>>78018002
He's a gentleman who keeps his wild sexual escapades private. He apparently gets around. He even dated Wing for a short while, too.

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>knowing all sorts of shit about some youtubers personal lives

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>>78018092
>Wing

???

>>78018170
That's what happens when you... watch their videos.

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>>78018185

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>watching their videos

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>>78018238
You got me there.

>>78018215
what an absolute monkey

>Not watching chinese vloggers

They tell you so much stuff you wouldn't know unless you actually went to China. There's hardly any info about China on the net.

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Why aren't you learning the manliest Chinese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKhD5kHb0gU

>>78018321
I have been watching wilson videos since 2012 I stopped at 2014
the original wilson was nicer than the actual popular youtuber

>>78018458
I want to sound manly, but not like a pirate.

>>78018489
Pirates are manly

>>78018503
Not gonna deny that.

gonna buy a kinmen cleaver

>>78018692
>tfw literally 12 hours ago a Taiwanese was telling me about Kinmen knives

J-Jason?

>>78018789
yeah haha hey bud what's up

Why don't Chinese have pauses in between words when the speak?

a faggot from FB says than in 30 years half of world population will lose their jobs due automatization

rare minerals are needed to make advanced machines, almost 95% of those rare minerals come from china , sichuan region
rare minerals are all over the world but the earth of sichuan is easy to be mined since doesnt have so much consistency
Peru also have a lot of rare minerals but are under mountains of solid rock

if in the future there will be a lot of machines , someone would need to fix them , know electronics is a way to hedge against automatization

>>78019023
What are you planning peru? Another investment opportunity peru?

>>78018972
that just sounds dumb

>>78018478

peru? but you didn't go to Shanghai until 2015 peru. peru? are you off your meds peru? i'm highly worried

>>78019074
Im gonna start looking for rare earths in Peru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxwF93wnRQo

>中国谈论线
>所有人都说英语

日语线里一定找到用日语谈论的人嘛。这里不同为什么?汉化中国线怎么?

>>78019095
Why would spaces sound dumb?

The way Chinese speak they smash every syllable into each other. How are you supposed to know where one word ends and another begins?

>>78019547
我們也會說中文嘛

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>>78019547
有沒有興趣加入一個社群網站啊?
我需要10個plurk好友

>>78019606
just use VPNs to fake referrals

>>78019547
我只会说一点儿中文

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>>78019647
你又是誰?
突然亂入的一隻奇異?

>>78019587
说吧。荷兰是一个好国家吗?居住在巴西不好。

>>78019606
没有中国手机号。告诉我网站是什么样吧。

skip skip ben ben will come to Vienna in September.
Hope I will be able to see them. Gonna wave my Imperfect Lover scarf in the crowd and get my records signed after the show.

>>78019576
sounds like someone whos slow

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>>78019727
>line up is online now
of course they have to play on fucking thursday

>>78019687
omae wa mou shindeiru

>>78019710
你应该获得中国手机。
小米手机很好又很便宜。
我有小米红米NOTE4

>>78012362
Your parents (probably just dad) learned hanja. You can too

>>78019710
荷蘭還不錯, 問題只是天氣不好.

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古代中国秘密车

>>78012592
She's essentially a meme that was put in power because Ma didn't pick a decent successor

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>>78019710
plurk不是中國的網站
他嚴格上算北美的 所以不用手機號 裡面的人也大多是台灣人
他基本上類似推特 但多了一些新功能像偷偷說 表情符號 骰子等
你可以到 https://www.plurk.com/portal/ 自行註冊帳號後體驗看看
但別忘了把你的帳號連結貼回/sino/ 我才能加你好友喔
>mfw 那個澳洲人竟敢射後不理

>>78019990
she's still going to get reelected since KMT is a joke

>>78019857
中国手机并不意味着号也是来自中国的。 中国手机,巴西号。

>>78019949
你是那个有中国女朋友的荷兰人吗?

>>78012756
>Ken Rogoff

He almost singlehandedly caused the Eurozone cebt crisis with a book he published in 2010 while being the IMF chief economist (something technically illegal). Now he is completely discredited because his methodology turned out to be purposefully flawed.

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>getting bullied for being an english teacher again

>>78020184
不是,我的女友來自印尼(不是華人)

>>78013201
Hong Kong is driven solely by money. They have the least morality in the world. Maybe NYC is worse

>>78020028
台湾人对我的简体字是什么想法?跟一个台湾女人说过,她说简体中文不是中文。

>>78020315
its a noble profession ignore the haters

>>78013869
>le leaders of major nations are delusional and not advised by the most intelligent people on the planet meme

This is CCP speak for "we actually don't care"

>>78020440
Stay in character professor, you supposed to the 'western leaders = stupid' line.

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>>78020382
有些人因便利會使用 有些人覺得醜而不用
端看你遇到的人 各種立場都有
>pic unrelated

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>>78020411
>its a noble profession ignore the haters

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我要中国朋友

谁会是

>>78020544
下載微信吧

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>>78020509
STOP BULLYING ME STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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>>78017198

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78020509

There isnt a more noble profession in a confucian society than teaching

>>78020328
她有什么样的性器官?我巴西女朋友是有阴茎的。你也喜欢这种女人吗?

>>78020574
我已经有微信

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>>78020620
>我巴西女朋友是有阴茎的
我們今天的話題就先到此為止好了

>>78020627
I've been to Heathrow once on a layover and I found it interesting that Sikh had the respectable airport jobs and the sweepers and cleaners were all Paki scum.

>>78020627
yeah good luck spending 20 years on government approval alone

>>78020692
>>78020693
posted it in the wrong thread lads
post your comments here

>>78020641
>>78020641

>>78020693
why are all western countries like this?

it literally took 100years (literally literally) to open a new subway line in NYC

http://mashable.com/2017/01/01/2nd-avenue-subway-new-york/#oSZjHcQ63aqm

>>78020721
>/brit/
shan't

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中国人看待英语老师怎么?

>>78020745
Why are western countries not capable of keeping their trains clean?

>>78020762
sexpats

>>78020678
你不喜欢巴西美美吗?我们的美美比芬兰的美美好。

>>78020762
廉价劳动力

>>78020762
see
>>78020793

>>78020745
We should be more like China and cut through the red tape!

*building collapses*

>>78020745
Nature of partisan politics. Groups with financial/political interests mixed with bureaucracy makes things hellish slow.

>>78020064
KMT actually got a nice political win recently when an independent mayor of one of the main cities joined them. He might run as the nominee, and if so he might just beat the DPP 1000 year progressive reich.

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>>78020781

europe trains are pretty clean so I heard

NYC/NJ trains are pretty much thirdworld. They get so much traffic but no one cares

>>78020620
你太色

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中国人说了我应该来中国找工作

如果中国人看得白人Sexpat. 他们为什么说了?

>>78020986
sexpat is just a term by butthurt asians with a masculinity crises about how they can't get women

the kind of guys that bitch about black people on /gif/ but they're asian

>>78020483
Long time, no see

Trumo is stretching my argument tbfo

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>You are too color

>>78020354
>They have the least morality in the world
This is some conclusion you have here.

>>78021029
lol

hongkongers keep saying mainlanders are rude but the only time I got screamed at was in Hong Kong. Kinda rude

>>78021029
It only every seems like it's westerns who are saying that Chinese hate white people. My experience with Chinese people is totally different.

>>78021115
hong kong is a dirty shite hole

>>78021046
Yellow to be precise.
>>78021040
Glad to see /sino/ is still here and the worst posters are gone or at least inactive today.

>>78021115
Hong Kong wouldn't be so bad without the pushy Indians trying to sell watches.

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>Send a message to Chinese friend in Chinese
>They respond in English

>>78020830
Nice meme

In reality China actually has very similar train crash/car crash/avoidable fatality rates as Western nations.

>>78021239
>Speak to customer in Chinese
They make a face like they saw a ghost and want to know how I learned Chinese instead of whatever they came for.

>>78021282
hehe I still enjoy doing this. Makes me feel special

>>78021271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZj0MS6XNCs

>>78021029
>

>>78021047
t. Money laundering financial sector triad-controlled drug-running haven

>>78021341
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/09/24/business/global/despite-a-deadly-crash-rail-system-has-good-safety-record.html

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>tfw 中国人在英国不会说普通话

>>78021130
Try living in China fuckboi

The hostile stares, the passive aggressiveness, pushing/shoulder-checking you on the street, treating you like a zoo animal in the workplace etc

>>78021115
That didn't happen fat ass. Bet you never even set foot outside of your shitty little flyover town in Bumfuck Indiana fat fucker

>>78021454
中國留學生大部分會

>>78021452
You've linked to literally one thing which is China's rain network. Which is bound to be good because communists take pride in public transport.

But everything else in China is built poorly and is falling apart because of the lack of government oversight.

This is where "cutting through the red tape leads", buildings falling down and people getting crushed by escalators.

>>78021401
Sure thing, dude. Glad to see you having fun today.

78021489

Very rood. Must have grown up in hongkong

>go to china
>get on escalator
>die

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>>78021524
I'm memeing

>>78021491
Yeah students speak it, but non around here. The only Chinese people within 10 miles own the local chinese takeaway, and they speak canto.

triads vs yakuza in a 5 on 5 battle royale

who wins

>>78021513
[Citation needed]

Not youtube you british nigger

>>78021587
Triads

Yakuza are weak cucks

>>78021491
Can chinese people switch from dialect to putonghua if someone asks or is putonghua illiteracy a thing?

>>78021614
How am i supposed to show you videos of people getting killed by escalators if I can't link youtube?

Are you denying this happens in China?

>>78021614
british 那个 is the PC term

>>78021664
56% of Chinese speak putonghua. But 70% of people between the age of 15 and 29 speak it.

Would this happen in China?

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/delhi-he-offered-to-pay-if-they-used-public-toilet-they-beat-him-to-death-instead/story-qicMfDJFG4RGbhshyK6JVO.html

>>78021491
Chinese students never interact with anyone but lecturers when they have to answer questions, fellow chinese students, and the chinese shop owners

>>78021712
urinating in public is good for healthy

>>78021668
Can you not comprehend rates? China has 1.4 billion people

>>78021664
People mix their dialect up with Mandarin all the time. Plenty of people only speak their local 方言, but they're in the minority and mostly old.

>>78021754
You never hear of anyone dying in the west from an escalator, and I'm sure you'll go off and be able to google extremely hard and find one instance of it happening.

But fact of the matter is you hear about this shit in china all the time.

>>78021724
And foreign students looking for language partners. Both actual language partners or so-called language partners for some other purpose.

>>78021757
But if you ask for putonghua only, are they capable?

>Use words a bit differently
>Call it a dialect

You mean accent right? No one calls London English a "Dialect" even though they use words that no other English speakers use.

>>78021842
Should be, just don't expect them to sound like CCTV or your textbook recordings.

>>78021899
you can tell what a BME speaker is saying
cantonese is pronounced completely differently except for a few words

>>78012240
yes. you should've never given up your hanja

>>78022022
Yeah Cantonese is a dialect for sure. But they call Beijing mandarin a "dialect" when it's just using some slang words and adding 儿 to everything.

People overuse the term "dialect" far too much.

>>78022163
oh yeah I think Beijing speak isn't a dialect but just a heavy accent

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>all these Britshits and Amerifats ITT

Piss off

>>78022518
*ships you some opium*

relax zhang

>>78018972
Some non-Anglos would say the same thing about English, thanks to the liaison between many words.

>>78022518
at least you can experience china without ever leaving seeing as your cities are gonna be 80% chinese in 15 years

>>78022518
>t. Chang roleplaying as Justin roleplaying as Chang

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周子瑜为什么看起来像黑人?

>>78012790
Ugh fat thighs.

Gay marriage = death of society

Tsai = genocial tendencies

>>78022986
Even Merkel voted against it.
Really makes you drink.

Pretty sure this >>78021704 was aimed at the Dutchman in this thread.

Could you tell me your occupation? I'm kinda curious atm

Got a business idea. But not going to tell any of you chinks because you're just going to steal it without crediting me.

I might enlist the help of fat lazy monkey German kraut footfag though. Just because he humors me.

>>78023082
Asian Foot Model agency?

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>>78023082
are you looking for an angel investor?

>>78023288
>some fidget spinner taobao importer

y-yeah angel...investor...

>>78021812
I count 5 times someone in the west has died to an escalator. None are as graphic as the one in china because they didn't release the videos.

>>78023177

that won't actually make you any money. i tried to do that and nobody would buy my shit

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>>78023288

im looking for an investor peru. give me your Skype or wechat peru

>>78023633
did you find willing models?

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>>78023082
I remember I have read that if you startup idea is so easy that can be fully explained and understood in 10 minutes then maybe is not worth to invest in it

>>78023380
pic related for you

>>78023679
explain your business idea

You are all foreigners in China correct?
I mean why would actual chinese purchase the pass to bypass the captcha

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>>78023915
my business idea is to fuck asian women, impregnate them, and then cut all contact peru.

I could give you 50% of the business for $1 million peru

peru?

>>78023974
Nope, and I am not ethnically Chinese either.

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我不喜喜欢”外国人“,我比较喜欢”高加索中国人“。

因为在我的心里我知道我是中国人

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*reads this thread

>>78012790
i would fuck her but 1st i would wash her mouth. i dislike the taste of fried doggo.

>>78021812
Multiple people have died at the escalators in DC over the last 3 years.
We just don't have CCTV cameras everywhere and anti-China autists that spam the videos that do exist.

>>78022655
Absolute faggot

>>78024543
I would rape her softly

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You see, I just realized that even if I told you guys my business idea, it wouldn't make a big difference to me. Simply because not everybody can do what it is that I do. You need to have a gifted mind for this. I have a gifted mind.
>>78023177
Professional Blackjack. If you want to be treated as my equal on this partnership, you will need to be able to do everything I do with the same mathematical precision that I consistently perform under.
>>78023288
Yes, my terms are 2% of net capital/assets under management and a 20% rake on all profit/capital gains from the portfolio. Minimum investment for 5% stake in my business is $50,000. Yield to return is higher than other start-ups you will encounter since all gains in my portfolio accrue tax deferred (since it's part of the underground economy and the State can't tax advantage players on their profits).
>>78023915
If you can't understand my idea in 10 minutes, then you are DUMB to be a shareholder in my business, Peru. Not everybody gets the opportunity, Peru. You should be grateful that I am considering you.

中国女生为什么去韩国成为kpop偶像?
为什么不是cpop偶像?

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I might go to fancy frontier (taiwanese comiket) next year, wonder if I'll be the only whitey there.

I'm kinda curious about the weeb scene in taiwan in general I guess, I know there's a lot of chinky doujin artists

>>78025287
>Professional Blackjack
boring

What's the difference between 我在等你 and 我等着你?

>>78025353
absolutely disgusting post

>>78025287
tell me about the key milestones you plan to achieve after I have done my investment

>>78025530
Make your investment first.

>>78025480
t.sexpat

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>>78025565
show me your team

>>78025475
Nothing as far as meaning goes, but the former seems more like a full sentence. The latter is more fit as the start of a sentence about what happened when you were waiting.

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>>78025628
It's just myself right now.

>>78025683
But you can't say 我在坐 only 我坐着?

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>>78025707
what connections do you have?
chinese people say that a person without connections has no power
tell me about your education background

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>>78025913
I seldom use my connections because I rarely have the need to do so. I was educated @ the school of hard knocks.

>>78025763
I think you can say 我在做, but you should wait for a native speaker's response to be sure.

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>>78023915

good idea peru. i'd only need 50k - 100k usd to get started peru. the rest of the details we can negotiate and discuss. shall we exchange wechats or Skypes? peru?