no girl is going to like me when i go to school in september edition.
Are you going to be a freshman or what?
using this thread
Why would you want that anyway?
cum lol
im drunk again /cum/
Real thread
>>77921373
>>77921373
>>77921373
>>77921416
canadians don't do freshman system
t. Leaf expert
>>77921442
fuck off retard
Good.
>>77921416
im going into third year.
things are bleak.
>>77921442
taylor swift isnt attractive
>>77921003
CT forever desu
>>77921449
have you deleted facebook, hit the gym?
>>77921389
I'm just going to use tinder, ingest some drugs, and fuck a big fat bitch. I'm tired of being a virgin and I'm tired of trying to save myself and be virtuous when there aren't any women out there doing the same.
>>77921435
cum join me in treatment
why dont girls want to date me
>>77921504
you're intimidating
Hate People in my age group (18-35)
>>77921389
how is that possible? you're so likable
>>77921504
You're ugly
going to kms
>>77921437
>>77921484
>>77921513
The chink lover autist won this one
>>77921479
huh
>>77921546
kys
>>77921449
I didn't meet someone until the third year. Just don't let yourself feel desperate.
>>77921546
good lad
>>77921504
Tism
Apologizing to my therapist via email
Am I doomed to inceldom?
should have been born gay, life would be so much simpler
>>77921595
Lose weight. Face gains from weight loss do wonders.
no real future in life 18 yo brother already had sex multiple times no purpose anyway
>>77921595
Stop copying the mexican guy
>>77921613
Nah
HOTPOCKETS ARE TOO DAMN HOT
Rate my room
>>77921618
>He wants to khs because his little bro had sex
>>77921595
Angry Joe?
Yeah, feels bad
>>77921646
canadian/10
>>77921646
Very nice room I like it
>>77921632
guess that's why they're not called cold pockets lmao
choon
https://youtu.be/WJCsyLUCSXI
>>77921646
Trapped in 2000-2010 out of 2017
>>77921625
Did you know he was also a Sinaloan? haha
>>77921653
no purpose no friends for years no gf nothing to contribute to everything in empty
>>77921562
im meeting more people.
i think it's possible i meet a girl this year.
>>77921583
hi
>$14/hr for an on-campus job
Should I take it?
>>77921449
this is me
>>77921699
what's with all those extra flags?
>>77921699
>>77921656
My middle name is unironically Joseph
>mexican weather report
>>77921686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4
>>77921712
Yeah, I only make $9.25 :/
>>77921732
>major anterior pelvic tilt
defective
>>77921389
is it you on the pic?
>>77921717
He's from reddit
wish i were dead
>>77921773
Me 2
>all these no flaggers
>>77921712
Do you live on campus? I'd take it out of convenience.
>>77921732
That's just trashy
>>77921773
>>77921778
then kill yourselves and stop wishing
>>77921780
Shall be saving this toad without asking for permission
Do people normally get mcdicks-tier jobs before or after they're enrolled?
death
how's canada's economy doing?
>>77921782
No, but I live near by.
>He didn't save 5 figures working shit warehouse jobs in HS
pathetic
Tried having a job for a week, Shant be doing that again
feelin a bit down today
>multiple posts
>not a single (you)
shan't be staying here any longer
>>77921875
[spoiler]GOOD[/spoiler]
>>77921856
>>77921875
>shant
Quebec independence when?
>>77921914
>>77921918
oh boy the bot is back
>>77921861
Do want to laugh? Check this out
>>77921914
>>77921918
>her face when the girl finds out im a virgin
remember to report spammers
The number of teens who get together with their friends nearly every day dropped by more than 40 percent from 2000 to 2015; the decline has been especially steep recently. It’s not only a matter of fewer kids partying; fewer kids are spending time simply hanging out. That’s something most teens used to do: nerds and jocks, poor kids and rich kids, C students and A students. The roller rink, the basketball court, the town pool, the local necking spot—they’ve all been replaced by virtual spaces accessed through apps and the web.
>>77921940
>finds out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHnxIZGX9I
>>77921953
i met my gf on roblox
>>77921953
So?
>>77921646
Nice record player bro!!
>>77921940
how does she find it out?
>>77921995
dumb child
The logistics of sex confuse me. Are you supposed to wash the bed sheets after? Does the woman need to take a shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/back? (Like right before bed? I thought people shower before sex) Are you supposed to tie off the condom in a knot, and then dispose of it with foodstuffs and other organic material?
Rate my rig
>>77921953
They hang out online now
It's more convenient
>>77921940
>setting yourself up for failure
Just gimme some kind of sign girl
Oh
My baby
To show me that you're mine, girl
All mine
>clinton county
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
>>77922018
I have an air conditioning unit that looks just like the one in this picture
>>77921953
How are we suppose to get teen pregnancy rates back up to 1950s levels?
>>77922002
the other anon is right, it's probably extremely obvious >>77921973
>>77922018
Max par, friendo
>>77922018
That was a nice thread
just ate had french fries and never dipped them in sauce :(
>>77922058
wtf im white now????
>>77922056
wya senpai?
driving up to wisconsin tomorrow
I'm convinced that my life would have been perfect if I had simply been born in 1981 instead of 1998
Should I tell my therapist about /cum/?
Reminder that girls are repulsed by people who watch anime
driving to indiana tommorow
>>77922109
nah
>>77922111
don't think they know what anime is
>>77922010
Things change, what's the big deal
>>77922058
Pull the large dildo out of my anus and ask for some coffee.
>>77922086
test
I needed a therapist years ago; I need to be put down now.
>>77922103
what county you in niBBa?
>>77922105
most likely you are very gravely mistaken
driving to Syosset tmrw
>>77922125
people are fat shits and they have no friends and they're depressed now
change sucks
>>77922111
Cartoons are like dessicants to females, makes them dry as August.
>>77922137
test 2
i
feel
very
sad
to
be
honest
>>77922105
I'm convinced my life would have been perfect if I were born in 1898 instead of 1998
*bounces knee with full cup of water on it*
>buy new whiskey with coke
>drink it down
>chase with a coke
>surprised by delightful sweet taste
>think i found my favorite alcohol
>look at coke
>says "vanilla"
>>77922151
freedom has killed humanity
>>77922151
Well, the worlds not gonna stand still, it never does. Lead, follow, or get out of the way
>>77922181
t. worthless fat shit "modern male" playing overwatch 30 hours a day
>>77921917
when are we getting our own flag on 4chan
i'm sick of being associated with leafs
>>77922179
Freedom? Thats a slang for jews I havent heard yet
>>77922154
>Peoria
Have a lot of family there, bud
>>77922185
Based Italian calling out yellow fever faggots
>>77922190
Projection, friend. I don't even know what "Overwatch" is.
WORLD CHANGES and that means you should suck COCK
t. average liberal
>Projection, friend. I don't even know what "Overwatch" is.
>>77922185
lol i just posted seulgi. >>77922157
i love her eyes.
>>77921491
>I'm tired of trying to save myself and be virtuous when there aren't any women out there doing the same.
why should a woman wait around for YOU?
>>77922222
>>77922221
>confusing the majority with the extremists
every time
>>77922209
I've always wanted to ask, does it play there?
>>77922226
>i love her eyes.
her eyes are literally slants
https://youtu.be/7KsKtVnrRaM
>try to smuggle drugs hiden in a drink
>get caugh
>drinks the juice to prove is legit juice
>dies
>officers are portrayed as assholes in the news
>family of the "vÃctim" receives a million dollars
Ah yes..
sorry about bringing in the seulgi poster from /sc2/
So is everyone still on vacation in the US and Canada?
>>77922238
does what play there?
>>77922233
lol
>>77922235
fuck off thats what liberalism says you fucking retard
>>77922222
>>77922209
come visit
>>77922238
well you know what they say
the end game of western liberalism is everyone having AIDS
>>77922257
>implying anyone knows anything about government philosophy outside of mainstream agenda memeissues like abortion and gay rights
dumb redneck
>>77922248
>/sc2/
What's that
Btw you fucked up big time
>>77922254
>he's never heard the term "It'll play in Peoria"
Its my own fault, really. In way too old for his place now.
>>77922281
I dont listen to music its not your fault
>>77922271
might just do that :)
>>77922274
im hoping they get mrsa
>>77922250
>vacation
Vas ist?
>>77922274
wish i had alcohol rn, would get drunk and shitpost with you
>>77922276
>my vote for people who endorse such philosophy doesn't mean such philosophy exists in normal life
unironically kill yourself
>>77922277
a general dedicated to korean posting
>>77922308
Ill buy you a round faggot, you in so cal
political parties were a mistake
I love North America so much.
gays get AIDS at over four times the rate of heterosexuals but no one wants to mention that
why is that? i fucking wonder
>>77922328
I agree, but democracy also was a mistake.
>>77922328
Politic was a mistake
People who get mad about politcs are lame-os
>>77922327
>am i in the worst possible place in the US
No, thank god
I am a right wing nationalist populist
>>77922346
name me one (1) better political system
>>77922345
Because even mentioning gays makes normal people shudder, let alone discussing their venereal diseases
>>77922360
>>77922368
julius caesar
jews worship satan
>>77922360
They don't have manner a where you're from, sonny?
Helluva way to talk to a man who offered to buy you a drink. You know what nevermind, you're the slowest type of person, badge your own drinks, matey
>>77922396
A known fact
hail wodanaz
>>77922368
I agree with >>77922389
>>77922396
you worship this!
*unzips dick*
kill all niggers
>>77922396
i saw a bunch of pretty girls at work
and now im sad
makes me think
my normie friends are dragging me to an EDM fesitival in Toronto this weekend, my autism cant handle the loud music and large crowd of people i'm already having constant anxiety just thinking about it
i'm thinking of getting some MDMA and trying it for the first time just to relax myself and kind of calm the fuck down, ive heard some bad and good stories about though, has anyone unironically tried party drugs like MDMA?
>>77922430
none of them probably play any PC games so what's the point in caring?
>>77922422
>looking at pretty girls makes me sad
>>77922446
just get into it
i can't stand the idea of it
but if i were forced to go i'd start shaking those hips and let loose like i've never done before
just got the second pick in my ff draft
>>77922231
I'm 6'5, intelligent, passionate, and quite frankly it's quite obvious I got a big hammer so idk why girls arent just lining up to worship me. makes no sense at all
>>77922446
>Having friends
>>77922448
i dont play video games
>>77922453
they were so close but so far.
i liked the one with dyed grey hair and ribbon tattoos on the back of her thighs.
>>77922463
>tfw won last years ff league
Also now is pretty early for a draft
driving through rockford on the way to wisconsin tomorrow
/cum/ meetup?
>>77922480
>i dont play video games
>he browses 4chan
need a jap gf NOW
>>77922484
never heard of rockford or wisconsin
>Start browsing /int/ constantly recently
>See /lat/
>Full of argentinians and chileans doing dumb meaningless posts
I-Is this any better? I dont want to go with the sudacas
>inb4 mexico is a sudaca
I know but I like to pretend we arent
I just want our continent, as a whole, to unite together and create a better world for us. From the Darien Gap to the Arctic Circle, I love each and every one of us so much.
>>77922307
>Vas ist
need 80s gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
>>77922482
draft isnt for weeks. I just got a text that they pulled the draft order
>i liked the one with dyed grey hair and ribbon tattoos on the back of her thighs.
don't reply to me fucking degenerate
>>77922501
what does sudaca mean
tfw no qt canadian bf
>>77922505
t. Jose paco Alvarez hinojasa proud dreamer and citizen of the world
>>77922464
there's obviously something missing here. you must be awful to be around
>>77922505
I-I love you too dumb frogposter
>>77922522
Rude term that hispaniards use to refer to south americans but applies to all of latam
>China will have the largest Christian population in the world within your lifetime
This is why it will be china century
>>77922514
this one? https://www.reddit.com/user/virtualgeisha/ (NSFW!)
Why do Americans outside of 4chan like Canadians so much? Everytime I go to the states everyone is so friendly to me, I've been to 14 states so far. cute girls too
>>77922501
You are welcomed to stay here, bud
btw state?
Asians actually hate niggers irl
>>77922546
yeah that's actually it. I'm working on it though. I'm an arrogant prick I know it.
>>77922576
good
>>77922560
they know that we are them but stronger
>>77922555
wtf i love china now
>>77922560
because you're so similar but stronger
Because people here are nice to everyone, dumb foliage
>>77922560
Its a facade, we all hate leafs.
>>77922560
I think its because of the meme about canadians being cinammon rolls that say sorry about everything and are too pure for this world.
But nothing good can have a L E A F on its flag.
>>77922575
Veracruz, and you?
>>77922560
trailer park boys
>>77922577
>trying to be an arrogant prick without model tier facial aesthetics and the wit to match
>>77922308
are you underage?
wish I had some yumyums right about now
>>77922560
friendly Canadian stereotype, plus United Statians are interested in foreigners in general.
>>77922589
Absolute state of the poonited kangdom
>>77922589
hmmmmmm
I hate Anglos from Canada. They need to he wiped out.
Girls
>>77922623
All anglos are evil desu, they will steal your land and do some E V I L civilized shit in it.
>>77922630
are disgusting.
Will absolutely break the legs of any Canadian I see in my state
>All anglos are evil desu, they will steal your land and do some E V I L civilized shit in it.
>>77922650
also swedes
>>77922608
It's really just a defense mechanism to send people away because I'd love everyone to believe that I'm too good for them and their company, but in reality I long for affection and relationships. I need to open my heart to kindess and humility if I ever want to find love or true friendship.
>>77922609
I'm 20, double check with your therapist though
>>77922647
they're intimidating when they're in groups
>>77922647
Ah yes, we meet again Missouri!
>>77922647
>Missouri
good thing i'll never go there, your state is a fucking shithole
>>77922663
do you avoid people because they bore you?
>>77922666
Nice digits bro.
>>77922599
Sinaloa
You should install the extra flags extension
Almost everyone uses it here
>>77922666
>20
lol
I just go to a therapist because it's free and I have nothing to do all day
Also shes a qt
>>77922677
Long time no see, how's that budget?
>>77922643
gay
Anglophones should be expelled from Quebec.
Feminism to me is social justice, because the idea that women are equal has to open you up to the fact that a whole lot of women are not white, and a whole lot of women are not straight. And so wait a minute--you're not just talking about gender, you're talking about the inclusion of people who are marginalized for various reasons in the curriculum, and in the conversation, and probably in the community in which you live.
>>77922691
The Nordic gal has cute lil but
>>77922667
*honks at you*
>>77922650
Not my fault you cant stand the truth! Bluepilled ameridumb!
>>77922693
my therapist is also qt. i feel bad when i vent about how horrible women are
i think she loves me, or i love her, idk
>>77922677
>>77922647
>I'm from the midwest
>>77922697
We have a budget thank you very much
We also have humans in our state which is something you cant claim
me on the left
>>77922727
I unironically look like this
>>77922691
better without it because it seems like there's more posters
What are u bums listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZeKzfqHFM
>>77922704
cuebeck should be expelled from this earth
>>77922693
>I just go to a therapist
>>77922723
>my therapist
What's going on in the US
>>77922734
Yes we have a lot of niggers, much like your chiraq
>>77922687
yes and no. i think i mostly avoid people because I fear rejection. I always seek someone's approval when I meet someone, and I guess I just would rather be alone. In reality no one who wants to spend time of me expects me to behave this way, but I'm autistic.
Fuck off back south of the Ottawa.
>>77922718
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs away*
>>77922560
Because we're the slightly different cousins of Americans who have a reputation for being friendly and polite. Coastal liberals want to be us, and even most conservatives think we're good people. Don't expect /pol/ and /int/ memes to reflect how most Americans actually perceive Canadians.
>>77922723
I don't like her picking my brain or trying to ask about finer details about how I feel
dunno what I really expected going in there tbf
i'm not an anglo though. my parents are poortuguese
i could pass as an anglo though
i have a poopy butt
>>77922754
I was referring to the wh*tes in your state
wish someone, anyone would nuke America
>>77922791
this
>>77922765
i kinda like it, if i'm honest
>>77922764
trudeau annexing new england when?? take us away from this shithole!!! we do not belong
I'm the type of guy who leaves comments on porn video sites
>>77922798
I left her office after about30 min into the second appointment
Guess I'm not a fan of it
Stop watching porn.
Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYTFpm85BI
>>77922677
Our state sucks
t. Lake County
>>77922787
t.tyrone Johnson de la Cruz proud chiraqi citizen
>>77922786
das yucky anon.
>>77922791
>>77922796
Hopefully north Korea pulls through.
>>77922811
guess not
>>77922810
are they funny and clever comments
or inspirational and life changing comments
>>77922810
This one's my favorite
it's not going to happen this year
*orders ryan a gf*
>>77922860
You don't need one
>>77922846
wish i was as passionate about something as this guy is about porn desu
>>77922860
Why not?
*becomes ryan's gf(bf)*
POOBAWOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gfs are expensive
unironically used to do this with the buds at 7 11
>>77922758
>constantly seeking approval
you are an insufferable beta incapable of being his own man, no wonder you have no life
>>77922889
nice post
>>77921562
Damn, Im already past my fourth year, i should have graduated last year ans still havent met anybody
>>77922893
This is true.
>>77922691
>Sinaloa
Is it still narcos hell?
>You should install the extra flags extension
Thanks anon
My onahole still hasnt shipped and I'm a bit upset
>>77922902
well I'm working on it. gee whiz buddy. you dont have to blast me like that after I done spilled my guts to /cum/. but let me ask you something. is it possible to change?
i am 21 years old and i have never kissed a girl
Ottawa's name is Ryan?
Quebec is shit, everyone there has this stuck up, arrogant egotistic attitude and act like snobby as fuck. Just like regular French people. Its no surprise why the rest of Canada hates them
>>77922883
it might happen, i'll be trying. it's just hard because it hasn't happened yet.
>>77922948
you'll make it
>>77922940
>is it possible to change?
if you refuse to make yourself vulnerable, no. acting aloof and "above" it all will end with you necking yourself during your mid life crisis
fucking cut myself too deep this time
I am 39 and have never kissed a girl
*sharts in my bed*
>>77922958
Quebec is superior to the rest of Canada, so they have a reason to be arrogant snobs.
>>77922929
>japanese sex toys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_KLMhfiN0U
thad?
>>77922958
sour grapes
>>77922979
intelligent man
>>77922993
brown man
me on the left
kissed a girl when i was 14
i was retarded and didn't move my lips at all
>>77923006
People with blue eyes and blonde hair deserved to have thier asses kicked
life is pain life is only pain
>>77922968
Good advice anon.
>>77923001
olive*
>>77922950
i dont think it really is
>>77923006
All this white privilege.
Chimps go nuts over nothing.