america is my gf edition.
>>77923000
it looks like she hugs a coffin of some american soldier
Anglophones out of Quebec
Ryan is mentally unstable
misa thread
autismburger are you still there? Ive read your posts and feel the same exact way. I have the 'tism too and know what you're going through. It sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiRiMY_TN8
>After 8pm and still 85 degrees out
Kill me
>>77923000
Why do we post on 4chan when we could be doing something productive
God dammit what happened to the other thread
I'll ask again, WAYWT /cum/
I blame Claude Julien for the Habs losing.
>>77922928
There's only one cartel with a big presence here and they don't bother common folk
People involved and/or dealing with them usually end up dead since the cartel business is an easy and fast way to make money thus our high murder rate
A lot of poor fellas around here looking to get money the dumb way
>>77923051
It's 11:30 what are you going to do right now besides drink with friends or watch TV?
>>77923044
we should do schoolgirl uniforms in our highschools too
fucking kill me. i just want to cool off
>>77923000
first
my older sister used to physically abuse me and now im scared of tall blonde girls
>>77923036
im trying my best.
>>77923080
good luck
>>77923069
there are a lot of productive things you can do at 11:30
>>77923000
>American Health Care System
>>77923076
>>77923104
LOL
Is there a mega image of all the people that have posted their face in /cum/? are we ugly?
went unanswered
>>77921825
>>77923104
>suffolk county
>>77923131
before, during, and after
>>77923131
Enrolled in what?
I'm fat and ugly I will never get a gf
>>77923073
poor people cant buy them and schools would have to spend more money
even dresscodes like wearing collared shirts or dresses don't work
>>77923135
I used to live in Nassau.
That place has higher taxes and is shittier overall so I don't know why you're laughing.
>>77923150
college
i still have the mikes strawberry lemonaid beer. i didn't like it but i still have it.
should i get wasted right now or no?
>>77923162
yeah but look how hot it looks
>>77923179
yes
>>77923167
kys suffolshit
>>77923179
carbs are poison
The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.
Well /cum/ died
>tfw don't get paid till tomorrow so no beer till then
>>77923192
the poor people
>>77923198
Imagine being so pathetic you actually drew this
>>77923240
*blocks your path*
>>77923246
>living paycheck to paycheck
>>77923197
ok lad, enjoy living in a county that always votes democrat :^).
i'm wondering if i should start working out
I'm 6'2 and fat (217lbs) and like pear shaped/a bit muffin topped around the stomach, my cousin is /fit/ and he said some shit about my body type that i would look really good if i was shredded because of my heavy set """body type"""
>>77923046
I'm the fear of rejection guy. Sulk with me tonight leaf and we will not be alone. Also are you trying to change?
Been writing mild mean quotes to my classmates on the classroom whiteboard, stuff like "not even your mom likes you" "you are a waste" "early as fuck, fuck ass early" "dog shit is worth more than you" etc etc
All of them in English
Since most of you are native English speakers I thought you guys could provide me with a few more quotes
s-shut up it wasn't always like this
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
>>77923287
Sounds a little worse than mild.
>>77923287
>early as fuck, fuck ass early
Brutal.
How do I get a polish American gf?
>>77923277
i'dve worked out a long time ago if i had it in my home
>>77923308
Move to Chicago.
SoCal BTFO
>>77923320
No.
>>77923279
I'm trying hard but not getting anywhere, I fucking feel you though. Being rejected from anything messes with my head so badly. I also hate having to act "normal" just to fit in with normies. Shit, a girl that i knew hugged me a while back and i was so weirded out i didn't know what to do, didn't even hug her back or touch her, my heart was racing with fear. How are you holding up?
>>77923326
Then enjoy your polishless existence.
HATE SoCal. They're holding us back.
>>77923299
>>77923307
Got any short quotes similar to the ones I just wrote?
>>77923343
Where else besides Chicago?
>>77923350
The riches and most successful region in the country is holding us back? kys
>>77923379
Northern Virginia isn't in California.
i think pounding strawberry beer, cooking some bacon and eggs in a bit, and watching lewd asian music videos will fill the void tonight of my pathetic no gf ever existence.
what are your plans?
>>77923379
>silicon valley is in socal
>>77923379
SoCaloid fuck off
>>77923336
I know exactly what you mean. When a girl shows me that she likes me it's like I get disgusted by it. Then I shut her out and reject her. And also all of my friends are superficial and we rely don't care for each other at all. Can only spend time together when we're drinking because of how insufferable it would be to spend time with another person not drunk.
god im fucked up, anon. I'mglad that there are other people out there that feel the same way. Idk if it's possible to change, but I'm willing to do anything at this point.
>>77923321
2bh norcal does seem pretty comfy with the whole being able to stay in the richest state in the country while still being relatively far away from LA and sanfran
Why did West Virginia's governor become a Republican? I don't want to ask /pol/.
>>77923409
its VERY comfy
>>77923392
Gonna go out with some friends tomorrow desu.
>>77923392
bullying california-haters in /cum/
>>77923287
bet you kiss girls faggot
ahm gonna pop a cap in yo ass nigga
fuck your cunt until you bleed
you're group of whores
It's extremely boring here.
>>77923392
smoke weed, listen to some music, and maybe play some vidya later. kinda want to play some old school ps1
>>77923442
you are extremely boring
>>77923442
go to a rivercats game
or the state fair
is Crunchyroll trustworthy?
>>77923471
yes
>>77923406
Yup, same thing here. I'm constantly wanting a close emotional relationship or at least some form of intamacy in my mind but I just shut people out when i get the chance, and then normies constantly shit on me for not hitting on girls or being a virgin, like i can't fucking help it. if only what they knew what it was like eh? are we the same? I also love being alone and by myself, but at the same time I want someone to hangout with and connect to. Its so humiliating when your own parents shot on you for not hanging with friends or not having a gf or socializing. I wouldn't wish autism on my worst enemies, in just glad there's another anon that KNOWS what i'm going through as well
>>77923475
thx based animepro
>>77923459
Don't like baseball and didn't the state fair finish?
>>77923437
Only the first one made it, thanks
Now I know I can count on Maine
Where THEHECK did everyone go?!?
>>77923486
>didnt the fair finish
yes, but it was neat and you shouldve gone
>dont like baseball
you disgust me
I had a teacher in high school who was involved with the River Cats and gave people in the class tickets sometimes.
Anyone else ever cry to various video game trailers?
I welled up to Heart of the Swarm recently, and a few of the Total War: Warhammer race cinematics.
WTF i love armadillos now!
>>77923487
What is in qt pie.txt ?
>>77923526
>overly-emotional pussy
>>77923520
Literally been out of the country since May.
>>77923526
no, because Im not a sissy
>>77923483
don't worry much about it, pal. if there is one thing the normie does right it is not worrying. you know what your problem is and that means a lot because many don't have the internal dialogues you have and they don't yearn for anything. the fact that you yearn for something more, whether it be love or relationships, shows that you are alive and full of emotion. don't let that change anon, because many are just rolled over.
>>77923270
hampton bays is really comfy. too bad the mexicans are moving in...
>>77923545
w-we could hang out
>>77923562
Wall when?
>>77923167
Suffolk is literally redneck boondocks territory
>>77923544
feels good to have strong emotions
>>77923308
>tfw polish american male
there was a girl who i think liked me once.
she would dress up in cosplay a lot. once she put on solid white eye contacts and jumped out into the hall and grabed me and then giggled.
i am sad.
>>77923568
Met someone from a forum once and it was a bad experience, won't do it again.
>>77923573
not gon lie, i cried pretty hard the first time i saw airbud
>>77923597
this
>>77923542
Just a YouTube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng
>>77923597
y-you too
>>77923602
rude
>>77923601
my motherfuckin nigga
>>77923601
movies like that never make me emotional though
it's usually something awe-inspiring or epic--as is the case with some classical music
>>77923583
I would have married her on the spot
>>77923611
>>77923577
Do you have a sister? I am an Italian American male
>>77923583
You could've savage that pussy, Ryan
Met a fat Mexican kid named Jorge who I was friends with online. He was weird as fuck and tried to steal my phone.
>>77923649
shut up fuck up
>>77923622
>>77923643
'no'
>>77923622
I have Showtime on Amazon, should I watch this series?
>>77923556
Yeah for sure, that's always been me. i constantly worry about shit and run it through my head over and over again. ive lost 2-3 days of sleep many many times because of that. its the main reason i avoid people and shit in general. i'd rather be comfy the experience constant anxiety, regret and emotional and mental breakdowns
>>77923583
we've all had our opportunities and missed them bud. we're all gonn make it
>>77923662
>>77923644
>anime on beer bottles
she is not eve topless
>>77923678
yes, but dont start from S3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo
>>77923649
>>77923618
ya i regret it.
i had really really bad social anxiety at the time. i totally could get farther if i could redo it now.
gotta find another nerdy girl like her.
tfw no gf
>>77923657
Make me
But that's *gasp* INCEST
>>77923698
Will do
>>77923678
Yes, but you have to have seen the old series and then the movie or else it won't make any sense
*even
>>77923710
literally nothing wrong with icnest
>>77923710
incest is kinda hot, tbqhwy
me
>>77923740
on the left
>literally nothing wrong with icnest
>>77923755
>literally nothing wrong with insects
>>77923710
canada is our hot sister. and id love to elope with her
>>77923730
incest would be morally acceptable if there was no power dynamic
Can we get a janny in here to ban all the weebs and yellow fever folks.
>>77923730
>>77923737
Did I ever say it was a bad thing?
>will never have insect sex with your sister
why live
>>77923782
/cum/ is and always has been Pro-anime
>>77923782
good post
>>77923801
i mean we are americans afterall
why'd she hit me so much
it wasnt even play-like, it was just maniacal
>>77923809
Go to /brit/ for your weeb experience this is a Enola Gay fan club general.
why am i an emotional little girl?
>>77923857
you're a good lad
>>77923852
you can be pro anime and still anti-jap
Im cheering on /our gals/ vs the nipps in womens divegrass
>>77923870
>pro anime
kys
>you can be pro anime and still anti-jap
>>77923857
Cause you lack a girl in your life that could set you straight and make of you a strong man
>>77923870
>you can be pro anime and still anti-jap
You can only have it one way weebshit either join the winner team or be a filthy chink lover
>>77923857
naw you're a good guy ryan
>>77923887
or go to the Himalayas and restart life as a monk
Birch beer>Root beer
>>77923949
Completely agreed. Barq's is the only good root beer anyway.
vanilla coke > root beer
for me its freddie gibbs
>barq's root beer
why dont japan and usa make a baseball superleague? are sharts afraid they might lose?
pussy > ass
>>77923997
Not visually.
>>77923996
>spics vs chinks
Exciting.
>>77923997
face > legs > boobs > ass = hips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet
>>77924018
about the same tee bee aych
>>77923000
After 8 months, I finally know for sure the girl in my classes is trans. Heh, knew it.
>>77924018
You got a point
>>77924032
>ass = hips
PLEB
>>77924042
did you fuck her(him)
>>77924055
t. low testosterone
>>77924018
Ya. Vaginas are scary looking. They feel good though so who cares
>>77923475
haven't watched much anime before so here we go!
it goes liek this
fertile birthing hips > face > personality > tits > ass >>>>>>> feet
>>77923836
>pasta sauce on carpet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77924062
>not appreciating hips calling me low T
lol
>>77924066
gab a shit. Vignette best girl
Here's the correct ordering for girls
gives me the slightest attention >>>> everything else
>>77923000
Don't be lewd S-Senpai.
>>77924085
t. very low test
>>77924060
No, I'm not gay.
>>77924066
And so the plague spreads.
I'm so fucking horny and drunk
>>77924138
Why do you ped of files post here?
SHUMBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
Girls kiss each other on the lips all the time but I accidentally suck my homie dick one time and I'm gay?
girls start going bad around 25
when they turn 36 you should be able to trade them in for two 18 year old
i have a business idea
>>77924088
>>77924115
i already miss watching this with twitch chat
Not gonna lie I laughed seeing all the autist crying about David Bowie's death
I'm 25 and just got my first forehead wrinkle.
>>77924157
depends on race t.b.h
some race last longer
>>77924157
>not wanting to plough a MILF
>>77924176
>wanting to fuck a woman that's had miles of dicks and two 10 pound babies
no thanks bud
>>77924171
Me but with the Linkin Park guy.
>>77924088
Satania*
exhibit A: 43 year old east asian women
>>77924214
a SHIT
>>77924194
whores are whores, my dude
Why do we come to 4chan so much
Maybe its because we cant fit in in the real world, we use this site to cope and escape from reality
>>77924217
good lord
white people suck
>>77924171
Fuck you
>>77924223
used to be scrapheap-challenge
then it became reddit
then it became 4chan
>>77924221
garbage fucking taste
>>77924246
say that to my face and not online
Exhibit B: 16 year old white girl
One day my junior year high school English teacher handed out this poem to everyone at the beginning of class
It was extremely well-written yet cryptic as fuck, so eventually someone asked what it was about. My teacher told us he wrote it the day after his best friend, seated next to him at lunch, stood up and shot himself in the middle of the cafeteria
After a solid minute of silence, even from the resident edgelords, my teacher segued into our new unit on Edgar Allan Poe and never talked about the poem again
Those hot dogs better be good buds
>>77924229
t.listenedtoonlyunderpressure
So cool and unique
>>77924197
Did anyone cry when he died?
>mfw americans can't tap their debit cards
l
PSA: You're not supposed to look 16 at 43.
>>77924265
Sorry I only eat Kosher hotdogs.
>>77924278
what does tap mean
>>77924280
faggot
Are high sierra stuff good?
Going to buy some boots.
>>77924281
>hebrew nationals
>>77924269
You're a fag my man.
>>77924226
wow very rude
>>77924310
Its fucking good nobody understands kikes make a good hotdog.
>>77924332
Go back to watching hentai pal.
>>77924301
bit bland
go for vanilla coke
>>77924342
Hot
nothing will work in my life and no girl will ever like me again
Might be going out on a limb here, but white girls have some really good behinds. Maybe the best.
>>77924088
agreed
friend's birthday party going on right now. I was invited but didn't go, it's a "real" party with girls and beer and weed, and I never did anything like that in high school and now that I'm an adult I still dont
my friends are going to end up leaving me in the dust
Today I got AC installed in my house, Ive been living my whole life with only two small fans but recently its hotter than ever and I couldnt sleep anymore. You leafs and americans dont know how horrible is it to be hot all the fucking time.
>>77924383
downer
>>77924383
All you have to do is give up video games and weebshit and get fit.
>>77924399
I can ship you some cold.
>>77924399
yes, yes I do
>>77924409
/fit/ is just as "tfw no gf" as /cum/
>>77924383
shut up already
>>77924386
Good post
Why do I always get hungry right around midnight when everything is closed?
>>77924428
Well atleast you wont be a 400 pound weeb living at home with your parents.
>>77924383
I believe in you anon.
>>77924397
As long as you dont totally sperg out and have a nice relationship with them it will be ok, if they are truly your friends they will understand that you are a fucking dork.
>>77924409
I already got my own cold but its ok anon.
>>77924421
Unless you leave in commiefornia it doesnt seem that bad, and if you do live there then Im disgusted by sharing the same site with you.
>>77924436
staying up too late after dinner
*if you fall i'll catch you, i'll be waiting*
>>77924433
"I HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS" the swimsuit
need a gf
>>77924446
rude
>>77924448
if you're lost you can look and you will find me
>>77923049
>>77923074
>mont*NAN
>complains about 26 C
>>77924450
Anything that makes getting my dick wet easier.
>>77924450
t. homosexual
>>77924459
TIME AFTER TIME
>>77924450
Bad post
>WHYYYYYYYYYY CANT I SEE THE SUN SPOTS IN YOUR EYYYYEEESSS
>>77924462
Im literally shaking when Im at 20°
>>77924450
You on the left
>>77924253
why is it that i feel nothing when looking at gore or beheadings or other grotesque shit yet every time i see this picture i cant help but feel a bit sad
How does the rest of the United States deal with being culturally inferior to the south?
Truly they are the master race.
https://youtu.be/MKNUxoXs-VU
>>77924465
>>77924469
>>77924481
>>77924492
>sticking your dicks in crazy
>>77924503
Inbreeding jokes.
>>77924500
Dunno
I think she's super qt
stfu you namefags are all so annoying
>not wanting a girl with daddy issues call you daddy
>being culturally inferior to the south?
>>77924507
Its just a normal hot girl anon, its not going to cut your dick when you are sleeping.
>>77924503
What a gay song gramps!
Need to train myself to have an interesting accent.
depressing week
not interested in any games
or advancing any hobbies
I don't trust women, theyre fucking snakes
Things that ruin /cum/
1.namefags
2.avatarfags
3.cara
4.anime
5.feetfags
6.yellow fever
>>77924536
girls 'round here find the leaf accent sexy, you can try that
>>77924525
You're right. Can't be culturally inferior if the rest of you don't have any.
>>77924548
agreed except for anime
i'm very new to anime and want to discuss it further
>>77924548
switch 6 and 5 with 1 and 2 and you've got it
>>77924555
big o is godtier manime
wasn't a fan when i saw it as a kid but i really like it now
>>77924529
t. reggaeton aficionado
how did japan evolve such an aesthetically pleasing sounding language, korea decent, china ok, and southeast asia all these horrendous sounding languages?
>>77924560
They weren't in any order, but I agree feetfags and chink lovers are pretty shitty.
>>77924555
Go to /brit/ to talk about japanese cartoons.
Things that make /cum/ great
1. canadians
2. pics of cute girls
3. kindposting
4. dixie-bullying
>>77924548
>mfw not in there
>>77924589
yes except 4
>>77924576
Stop namefagging no one gives a fuck about you you fucking leaf.
Im more into dads music btw.
>>77924144
Phone poster pls go
official /cum/ animes:
1. King of the Hill
2. Sakura trick
3. Yuru Yuri
4. Bible Black
5. Lupin III
6. Keijo
7. Big 0
8. Gundam Wing
9. Gabriel Dropout
10. Flip Flappers
>>77924458
that is the least rude post in this thread, he is a good poster
>>77924583
nip language like all asian languages is disgusting and doesn't make any fucking sense
>>77924589
Except 1
>dixie-bullying
How do you bully people that out-bantz you constantly?
>>77924608
i guess you'd have to be finnish to truly understand how pleasing japanese is
>>77924591
Why do you have a picture of a 5/10?
Don't trust therapists either, why would u tell someone your most deepest darkest problems, secrets, failures, just to have them prescribe you drugs
>>77924596
When I do post here I don't like to be associated with the other leafs, they're gay as fuck
simple as
the southern states are poopooheads
>>77924621
they couldnt even spell bullying, much less actually do it
>>77924625
cause those drugs are pretty nice
I enjoy bullying New England, because it sucks.
>>77924628
rekt
>>77924624
That's a 7/10
>>77924627
This is actually pretty clever, now I respect ONE leaf in the entire internet.
i enjoy bullying idaho, since there are no idaho posters here, and they suck potato cock
official states that suck:
1. Delaware
2. Florida
3. Georgia
4. Maryland
5. North Carolina
6. South Carolina
7. Virginia
8. West Virginia
9. Alabama
10. Kentucky
11. Mississippi
12. Tennessee
13. Arkansas
14. Louisiana
15. Oklahoma
16. Texas
>>77924651
Now you'll respect two
pic related
>>77924662
>using the US census definition
anon............
>>77924671
I did say official Cletus
>>77924669
Eh. My parents basically did the same to me with marrying any non-white girl. And now I'm racist and extreme right too.
>>77924669
Thanks mexibro, what a nice canadian.
Official best states
1.Alaska
>>77924682
MENAs are officially white, nice.
>>77924608
Japanese sounds the least like any other asian language.
It's a very nice language, anon.