https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULT2AvUmxg
imagine actually being on MD during these times in Ibiza edition
>we celebrate yule in july here, none of that christmas bullshit for us
1. Mugi
2. Mio
3. Ui
4. Ritsu
5. Yui
6. Azusa
7. Jun
anime
>>77895880
>>77895880
don't know who any of those nonce are
>>77895880
>>77895892
>>77895904
wtf i love jeremy clarkson now
anime
>>77895798
Hi I'm Lisicki and my entire life revolves around drugs, girls, my height, and the most basic normie music imaginable
I literally have no other hobbies or interests
mental how practically all problems the UK has are at least exacerbated, if not directly caused, by overpopulation
and if you solve it by just removing non-brits, basically every single problem is solved
Dudes I was only gonna drink 8 tinnies tonight but then I realised this expensive beer i bought is piss weak (4.2). what do?
>>77895947
racist
>>77895880
unbelievable that someone would put jun last
>>77895947
>and if you solve it by just removing non-brits, basically every single problem is solved
hmm
get rid of the lower class and underclass runts too
>>77895947
WHO WILL SERVE MY COFFEE AND SANDWICHES IN PRET
>Nobody had heard of him until Jezza did a video
t. poorly brought up
>people talking about house prices
>anime nonces naturally have no way of contributing to this conversation so they just post "anime"
wanted a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich but was lacking tomatoes so i got a bit adventurous and made grilled cheese and apple sandwiches
it wasn't very good but better than just cheese by itself
haha alri lisicki
>tfw adore films about great men, explorers etc
>I'm such an utter failure its turned from inspiration to a form of masochism
>posting in the tripfag thread
More disgusting than anime nonces.
>>77895947
>>77895973
just get rid of everyone in the lowest tax bracket and everyone else's lives would get ten times better
>>77896020
films are naturally hagiographic
everyone is fallible
>>77896029
what do you mean by 'get rid' exactly
>uclan prospectus came
mummy is so proud of me xxx
>>77896023
i didnt realise because it was linked by anonymous
>>77895872
REALLY hope paganism doesn't become the new fedora because i use that shit to score future-cat lady fanny
My application to join the alt right has been rejected. I shall be lodging an appeal in due course.
>>77896068
sterilise them
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
NON-TRIPFAG THREAD
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
>REALLY hope paganism doesn't become the new fedora because i use that shit to score future-cat lady fanny
>>77896101
that would be extremely expensive and make a lot of trade partners pull away
>>77896067
Of course, but even if they were utterly contemptuous characters, they at least did something noteworthy with their lives. They had a wealth of experiences.
>>77895939
ye im pretty runty nowadays
We need to just remove london, not like they contribute anything to the economy
>>77896120
as if anyone gives a fuck about the OP after the first 10 posts
gas yourself
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
We're all in here
>>77896154
this but unironically and about bradford, not london
Just had to liaise with a Paki family that brought their 14 year old severely handicapped (mentally and physically) son into outpatients because he has completely lost control of his bowel functions and they're expecting the specialist nurses to somehow stop it. A cousin marriage, naturally.
So this is 'Great Britain'.
>Of course, but even if they were utterly contemptuous characters, they at least did something noteworthy with their lives. They had a wealth of experiences.
>how dare you tell me i can't kill this fetus
>it's not even human
>you just want to control women's bodies
>>77896197
marrying cousins is part of their culture you fucking bigot
>>77896154
in terms of the global economy, london's financial/marketing sectors actually contribute absolutely nothing. their purpose is to concentrate existing wealth, not create more.
>>77896224
interesting, tell me more
>>77896069
>UCLAN
Mate, just don't.
>>77896214
that's not a fetus
>>77896212
Hatposting feels a bit off when the statement is about my inferiority and not superiority
>Hatposting feels a bit off when the statement is about my inferiority and not superiority
>>77896253
It can't be a baby, it's less than 26 weeks old, so what is it?
Aussies scare me
>>77896197
fucking revolting, they should all be gassed
>>77896298
cluster of cells la
business idea: knock down greater london and turn it into farmland
then build a new parliament in york
Hahahaha
Hmm...
>>77896308
Why is that lad ?
regret not making my webcomic like i said i would ages ago
>posting in lickshitty's thread
Don't do this
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77896391
make it now and show us
>>77896407
poop
>>77896252
Just try and stop me sweety xxx
Besides I'm 26, it's not like university name matters to me any more, I'm already way past my prime and a runt career is all I can hope for
>>77896407
you cant see the trip if you scroll down a bit, it's fine
>>77896378
Your shitposting proficiencies are scary
GOOD EVENING....
don't think of myself as racist but whenever i see someone who isn't white i can't help but feel annoyed that they exist
Status? Huddersfield's most hated.
This movie I just watched? X-rated.
My sex life? Just masturbated.
My bowel health? Perennially constipated.
My favourite drink? Fruit juice, concentrated.
I fucking hate myself
i'd rather kill myself than get a job
>>77896446
what is your degree in?
>swedes will never rival the british in get dominance on /int/ ever again
>>77896446
You can have a runt career and get your degree from a university that isn't going to make you want to die every day. Did you at least go to the open day?
making roasted butternut squash soup lads. should be fucking delish.
>lancaster, liverpool or manchester
rate
>>77896573
what's wrong with uclan ffs lol
>>77896570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
>should be fucking delish.
>>77896578
>Not just sticking the squash up your bum
Umm... Sweety?
>>77896562
Deciding for next year, something IT related, either comp sci or software eng probably
>>77896573
I'll be living at home, uclan is literally a 10 minute drive away
Shall not be getting the runt train to manchester just so I can shit all over my CV and say "look I went to manchester!"
in australia, it's illegal for employers to discriminate against people based on the university they went to
>>77896623
im not gay
big fan of grinding up cauliflower to use in place of rice
>delish
>>77896600
Lancashire
>big fan of grinding up cauliflower to use in place of rice
the secret ingredient to my soup is going to be a sage-infused beurre noisette.
delish ;)
>>77896600
Where do you go to uni?
>>77896627
take it from a software dev, no-one is going to be looking for a 29 year old uni-level scriptkiddy
we'd sooner hire an 18-year old straight out of college than someone who wasted so much potential experience time
>>77896692
what kind of soup is it? pumpkin? fucking love a pumpkin soup me, although not a fan of pumpkin on its own
>>77896634
>Butternut squash is a man
My nigga, you trippin
he means herb butter
>>77896632
does this apply to foreigners too?
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
Literally all in here
>>77896735
roasted butternut squash.
>>77896725
what should I do, I at least want to pretend I'm remotely going to enjoy it
pumpkin wanker loves his fucking pumpkin soups
>>77896735
http://www.ibreatheimhungry.com/2012/11/pumpkin-chipotle-soup.html
this is the shit
STEEL UNLOAD
FINAL BLOW
FILTHY ANIMALS BEAT DOWN LOW
>everyone come use my thread, I've been using it to display how much of a virgin I am while you've all been absent haha please pay attention to me
grim
cut the metalic cover off the pringles tube then realised it was probably there to keep out moisture.
oops
me
>>77896768
sure do, and thanks for the mention
>>77896699
doxxable info
>>77896725
why do you act like it's hard to get a job?
hmmm
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f64_1413719698
>>77896813
just pissed in some lad's pringles
rate me lads
>please post in my empty thread it's just me posting celebs
>sure do, and thanks for the mention
>>77896813
Tripcunts shouldn't be allowed to post without their tripcode once they've adopted one.
>>77896752
probably, would explain why there are so many british doctors here with diplomas from the university of baked beans or wherever
just got accepted at the university of baked beans
Dutch grindr has pulled through, and now i have someone to go to Amsterdam Pride with
excellent
just been caught shagging the receptionist in the disabled biogs at work
was told to go home for the day and they'll contact me for my disciplinary next week
>>77896923
no you didn't
got rejected from the university of baked beans
got into the university of cheese on toast through clearing luckily
just got someone fired
don't ask how
got caught shagging the disabled receptionist
>>77896762
an anonymous stranger online is definitely not an authority on hiring practises. do a degree in something you're good at, and that you think you'll enjoy
dropped out of the university of porky's pork scratchings
>don't do this degree
>okay what degree should I do
>*silence*
>what's the secret to your success?
>well, it all started from taking advice from people on 4chan
>>77896979
because you should be getting a job, not wasting another 3 years of your life on a piece of paper
>buy something online
>use paypal
>order still says payment still pending and haven't sent an order email or anything 6 hours later
Have I just lost my money
>>77897013
absolutely scrubbing the floors at this
>>77897021
No because you at least used PayPal. You can always open a dispute
>because you should be getting a job, not wasting another 3 years of your life on a piece of paper
>>77897050
....It was a guest checkout
I have a reference number for it though
>>77897021
paypal has really strong buyer protection. whoever you bought from is probably just manually processing orders
ok right
so when a girl approaches for a cig, do they want the cig or do they want to flirt?
i tell them no for the cig btw
not a virgin
>because you should be getting a job, not wasting another 3 years of your life on a piece of paper
dont reply to him
>i tell them no for the cig btw
>because you should be getting a job, not wasting another 3 years of your life on a piece of paper
>>77897019
>getting a job
ah yes, my CV is more full of holes than a piece of swiss cheese, I have absolutely NO qualifications in anything REMOTELY employable, but I'm supposed to get a job, ah yes
>>77897124
what would you like to do?
my 'piece of paper' is from the university of life
>>77897124
not our problem
>>77897151
gay porn
>served 5 years in the RM
>all I got was a little pin in the post that says 'Armed forces veteran' and my will back
http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1501666995040.jpg
/soc/ is so fucking grim
>>77897162
royal mail veteran
>>77897162
kill any pakis la?
>>77897162
needy little cunt aren't you
>>77897162
since when is the royal mail an arm of the military
>>77897162
Real Madrid?
>>77897162
>putting your life on the line for jewish interests
screaming at this runt
>>77897205
thinks it Runt Mechanics
>royal mail veteran
>>77897178
Wtf is that?
I don't need to work I get work off life
>>77897232
Looks like a post-op trans with cutting issues
>>77897181
>>77897184
>>77897192
>>77897195
>>77897221
ROYAL MARINES CUNTS
>>77897178
How can people hope to take gold from the dragon if they don't clean their room?
>>77897151
Ideally nothing, but it's gonna wind up being something computer related, spend 10 hours a day in front of one anyway, pretty good at maths when I put my mind to it
>served 5 years in the marines
>>77897262
postman pat and his black and green hat
love our government.
love gchq.
simple as.
>I'll be useful, sir
ah yes british serf culture
>>77897292
>>77897301
creasing
did 3 tours in grimsby on the front lines delivering post
>>77897312
*one punch mans you*
>>77897292
>>77897301
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>77897280
prince2, six sigma, ITIL and some Active Directory course. All lead to easy sysadmin, low level supervisor kind of jobs. plus first 3 are popular in project management in any field. people like cap gemini, computacenter, SCC, HP, IBM etc all are possibilities then.
*gets PTSD flashbacks whenever I hear a dog bark*
>>77897343
QUIETLY EXHALING
>>77897370
found your granddads medal mate?
they're not the ones that get issued anymore
did 3 tours in in /brit/ on the FONT lines delivering shitposts
>>77897370
Absolutely dire
Royal marines is VERY hard to get into, 10x harder than the navy
Don't believe this lad desu
>>77897370
waste of your talent
you should sign up with a PMC and tour around Africa beyond the rule of law and limitations of man
>>77897370
thank u fer ur cervix
>army runts posting in /brit/
jeesh
>>77897262
Um, google says otherwise sweaty
>>77897438
>>77897404
>special forces is harder to get into than the regular forces
NO WAY
>.com.au
got a donkey thats a bit stupid
simple ass
>>77897438
HOWLING
>>77897395
Literally got in in the post today m8
>>77897431
>army
>>77897438
>>77897450
>>77897462
>>77897473
That was an image off google obviously
>>77897371
but do I get free gubmint gibmedats for studying those
made the news lads
I'm well known in my local area as a knockout merchant. I find it funny that none of you would dare get cocky with me in real life like you do on here.
>>77897517
imgur filename
>>77897517
wow they couldn't even be bothered to make it look nice. just a shitty Word table.
>>77897517
>certificate of service
do you have to get whoever's in to sign this?
>>77897541
imgur filenames are 5 characters sorry sweaty
did the paki tranny ever return from court?
>>77897549
mooing
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOU
MUHREEENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa7Vmf9abls
>>77897585
he's dead, Jim
>>77897541
>>77897545
>>77897549
>tfw I still remember my service number by heart
Bunch of ARROGANT STUDENTS in this thread
>>77897585
yeah, got to do community service
>>77897585
already been thrown in prison and had the key thrown away.
Dude, hand me my sneakers and turn on the God damned AC.
>>77897585
he took a short trip down a long rope
>>77897623
I'd remember it too if I had to write it on those red slips several times a day
>>77897623
is that the one you have to write on the little card when nobody answers the door
>>77897533
nope you pay a shit ton, 1500 for a 3 day course isnt uncommon. the foundation levels of each are easy and your library will have some course books so starting each one isnt hard, plus once you have one under your belt you can get a job and use your training allowance to skill up.
>>77897585
the trial's been put off indefinitely
>>77897585
he's probably still in court or on his way back
be patient
>>77897585
he was destroyed
>>77897682
had absolutely no reaction to this image
>>77897659
>>77897670
are you bitter paras or something
SICK OF IT
overdid it with the benzos last night
body feels like it's drunk and i almost crashed my car 3 times
>>77897719
is that what you guys call the lads from Parcelforce?
didn't realise there was such a bitter rivalry
>>77897708
>>77897695
>>77897684
>>77897651
>>77897632
>>77897625
>>77897613
all these' (Yous)
shall be popping off to market tommorow to spend them on frivolies
>>77897262
alri Carlisle lad, was it a good laugh there?
>>77897731
>>77897731
let the record show that i started typing this joke but this guy beat me to it
>>77897731
fuck yous
>>77897744
Don't know who that is
Patrician tier
>ballbusting
>Office Baneposting
High tier
>mocking Deanos
>Kev
>third eye/pineal gland
>you arrive at ___
Bread and butter staples tier
>slags
>crisps
>FOY
>business idea:
>fedoraposting
>gayposting
>strawpoll
>*action*posting
>Cara
>Maisie
>Sophie
>ah yes
>@posting
Underrated tier
>vocaroo
>Elle
>Felicity
>Shakespeareposting
Stale tier
>Farageposting
>nasheeds
>Yank politics
>runtposting
Runt tier:
>Tim
>simple as
>gook waifus
>anime
>Bradleyposting
>Reddit flags
Cancer tier:
>commieslags
>leftypol
>/r9k/ tripfagging
>um sweaty x
Take a penknife to your jugular immediately tier:
>Ash
>>77897731
screaming
lads, FL studio or ableton
I mostly want to make downtempo music with a bit of esoteric sampling
(ᕗຈل͜ຈ)ᕗ } } }
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
don't really care about anything before the 1700s
>>77897786
>>77897802
FL studio
>>77897782
you not seen the advert "I was born in Carlisle but made in the Royal Marines"?
>>77897731
groundbreaking post
>>77897786
fairly good
>>77897821
That's when the most interesting history is though
>>77897839
that's "royal navy"
>>77897731
chortled at this
don't really care about anything
>>77897821
everything after that is boring though. too similar to today.
>>77897858
fair enough
>>77897731
>>77897670
>>77897659
>>77897549
really quality banter
>>77897786
>anime
>runt tier
Incorrect
We're a nation of immigrants.
>>77897839
I don't watch TV lad
ANYONE HERE CONSIDERING JOINING THE FORCES WANT TO ASK ME SOMETHING?
Wish I was bent. Gays just fuck each other without even an intro
>>77897890
3/4 are me
>>77897904
What's the point of joining when there aren't any proper wars?
DPD basic training starts next week
>>77897904
I just did, is it a laugh and that?
>>77897904
yeah, where's my fucking xbox?
hoping to make it into the special air delivery service lads
trying this again because last time I posted this it was accidentally in peak runt hours
in my state there's an island off the coast where people have been living in isolation since the 17th century, and a lot of them still have British accents that are pretty well-preserved from the time period. What modern British accent would you say this sounds the most like? (start at 0:38)
https://youtu.be/AIZgw09CG9E
North Korea will not exist as we know it today in 20 years.
>>77897926
Why would you WANT to go to a hot zone?
We'll be in Syria soon enough anyway
>>77897939
Sometimes, mostly shit though, I got arrested once for being late to work
>>77897957
Took it home with me sorry la
absolutely shitting it for the Hermes survival weekend in Wales next month
everything after the fall of the Roman Republic and then the death of Christ is a bad dream
>>77897786
>Shakespeareposting
explain this
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/qnqqifbjrqbcc47u
>>77898009
death of Christ was before the fall of rome though
Imagine living in Australia where it's boiling in the middle of winter. Boggles the mind.
>>77898009
christ didnt exist
The emperor drafted me and I gladly left my bakery and pregnant wife for the honour of the emperor. I will do my duty and uphold my family honoour with graciousness. Those American goat-ers, they have the automatic weapons but I have bushido and high spirit. They are also cowardly idiots who shoot in total chaos. They cannot shoot I prime my grenade to my heart to uphold the glory of our ways, I shoot my five bullets with great precision of eagle spirit. The Americans a-fear me and my rifle and mortar. When I run out of ammo in a both, and I always do because Americans arepoor shots. I put on my wife's Hachimaki and pray to my ancestors for a courage. When I check my a bayonet I run for the sun, the fire, and the Americans I gut those pigs until my arms go numb, they scream at me like wild dogs and then when all is about to be lost with their automatic guns, I prime my grenade to my heart and shouuuut, "I AM ANCESTOR TO THE SHOOOOGUN TENNO HEIKA BANZZZAAAAIIIII!!!!" My spirit moves back to my wife's heart like wind over wave. I look after her and hope my brave a-son will uphold my family honour just as I have. One less day I prevent American dogs from Iwo-Jima is a one day less they attack my child. My blade is bloody, I am bloody, and I am spirit. 92 Banzais out of 100.
>>77898033
Roman REPUBLIC you spaz
>>77897786
butthurt lefty/pol/ detected
>this military runt
Can't stand these bitches
Only morons join
>>77898060
rude x
>>77897906
ugh
NEED a latina GF
>>77898012
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
>>77898047
doubt you'll find many historians that will agree with that
WHYTHEYALWAYSSENDAPPOOOOOOOR
I was a 2nd Lieutenant in the RM, was in the service based out of Milton Keynes for about 10 years before I decided to transfer my skills to the private sector at a PMC (Private Mailing Company)
because it's private, rules and regulations on the frontline are much more lax (e.g. we sometimes work sundays)
>>77898065
Bet he's an infantry runt too
Need a woman gf
my dad's uncles were in the army
think they were spivs though
>>77898104
bit transphobic
>>77898086
theres only 2 references of him in existence. one being the bible which is dubious for obvious reasons. the other is also questionable.
>>77898101
>RM
>bet he's infantry too
Wow how'd you guess
>>77897786
Ok...and where does logang posting rank??
>>77898130
ah yes a bunch of people started a religion out of nowhere which coincidentally spread from where Jesus lived
>>77898012
it was a one-thread gimmick that some english student tried. 2 olde-english people talking to each other in iambic pentameter about tim or kev or slags.
was very confusing and didnt catch on
>>77898161
*dabs*
>>77898122
wow, gripping story from start to end, absolutely incredible
>>77898161
Cancer tier
>>77898146
Bet Reme told you to fuck off eh ?
>>77898047
Christ existed
Historical Jesus however was likely different and the bible only covers a very small fraction of his life
the Christ is separate from Jesus/Isa the Man, yet united with him in death
I require a companion possessing XX sex chromosomes
Even though I think wars are about the financial interests of a greedy manipulative elite, I still respect military men and their commitment to the nation.
>>77898174
seems more likely than a pivotal figure like jesus having virtually nothing written about him at the time.
>>77898185
as opposed to "office baneposting" which is a complete non-starter desperately trotted out by a single mong who no doubt wrote this list because otherwise it wouldn't have even been thought of
postie left my package with my neighbour and they've just brought it round. Screamed "Stolen Valour" at them until they scurried away. Scum.
>>77898223
>Can't stand these bitches
>Only morons join
>>77898215
Again, base on available actual evidence it seems likely he didnt exist.
>>77898209
Why would I join the royal engineers made easy?
runts they are
>>77898236
i enjoy office bane posts but i'm sure theyre all stolen from /tv/
>>77898247
haha
>>77898220
need her to clobber my bollocks with that hammer haha
>>77898229
most people had virtually nothing written about them at the time. Very few people would have actually existed until the invention of the printing press by your standards, but this is somebody with thousands of followers. Again, cite some historians or stop talking out of your arse.
>Scientific racism
ah yes.
also known as science
>>77898261
>>77898223
didn't mean to reply to you sorry la
>>77898223
It's either the Jews or the Communists man. I'd rather die for Goldman Sachs than Vladimir Lenin. The better of the two evils and such.
>>77898265
Enjoy being homeless, unemployed and having fucked up knees in a decade lad
>>77898229
there's more about him written down, and dating from within the same generation of his life than there is for any other historical figure around that time or before.
only a few like Julius Caesar where we have their personal writings still intact in original form do we have genuine first hand accounts of
even then the bible is hardly just thrown together or inaccurate, there's no reason to doubt at least the continuity of the books
>>77898298
most people aren't jesus mate.
>>77898313
Already got a job lined up as an immigration officer m80
commencing une wank
>>77898340
ah yes "most people aren't jesus mate" is my favorite academic work on the subject as well.
Most people aren't me.
>>77895947
but muh food and bum wipers
>>77898223
the majority of them do it because they aren't qualified or don't want to work a normal job. nationalism doesn't come into it
toot toot, brute.
>>77897370
Looks like something you get in a gift shop, absolutely dire. You at least have the dress uniform still?
>>77898409
shan't
won't
>>77898333
oh you mean when the religion started gaining traction? convenient.
jesus kicked up a big fuss during his time and no one recorded any of it. doesn't make any sense.
>>77898389
know several English social workers, never met a foreign one
>>77898414
yes
>>77898409
what's the fucking point, you've used up a third of it already, bellend
>>77898301
Rorke