We shall go on to the end. We shall deliver parcels, we shall deliver letters and postcards, we shall deliver with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall leave those little notes if no-one is home, whatever the cost may be. We shall deliver into letterboxes, PO boxes, we shall deliver in the cities and the country, and we shall never surrender
edition
start going to church
Will post in this one
any rick and morty man in
>>77898477
wont be worshipping a god who sanctions slavery 2bh.
born in sunderland
made in the royal mail
>>77898514
There's nothing wrong with slavery.
Lads can you rate Robyn Lawley pls
Born in 'ull
Made in theh Royul mayl
were there really irish slaves?
>>77898549
then i suggest you convert to Christianity mate.
>>77898514
There's nothing wrong with slavery.
>>77898568
he's ugly
>>77898581
sorry mate, they're all kuffar
Just asked a girl on a date lads, will let you know how it goes
>>77898584
if you're religious.
This is belonging.
Be the best.
Born in Newk'assle
Made in t' Roil Male like
>>77898643
we heard you the first time
Do you guys tuck your chin to chest on dumbbell rows?
I feel it activates my lats more when I do and I get a better stretch.
When I keep my head up I feel the strain more in my upper back and traps
>>77898670
never been to a gym in my life
>>77898452
it hardly gained much traction until long after the Apostolic era, and the core books were written during that time, if not earlier.
I find it hard to doubt the existence of "someone" we can call Jesus, even if the actual details of his life were different.
again there's significantly less for other important figures yet they are taken for granted as 100% true
like Muhammad, his story is as bad as Joseph Smith's and there isn't much at all that backs it up at all, let alone his existence.
>Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain [4][5][6][7][nb 1][nb 2][nb 3][nb 4] although they differ about the beliefs and teachings of Jesus as well as the accuracy of the details of his life that have been described in the gospels.[nb 5][13][nb 6][15]:168–173 While scholars have criticized Jesus scholarship for religious bias and lack of methodological soundness,[nb 7] with very few exceptions such critics generally do support the historicity of Jesus and reject the Christ myth theory that Jesus never existed.[17][nb 8][19][20][21]
what's a gym?
you wanna know about post? heh... no you don't *takes drag of cigarette*... kid... I've seen Bichon Frise's big enough to chew through a steel toe capped boot in seconds... I've delivered parcels to some of the biggest dumps in the Milton Keynes area, parcels so big it'll make your head spin... y'ever seen an old lady's face when you tell her that her son STILL hasn't sent over his photos from his trip to Corfu? nah... didn't think so kid... *inhales*... you don't wanna know about post
So, you can deliver a postcard? Then you can deliver a letter.
And if you can deliver a letter you can deliver a windowed letter.
If you can deliver a windowed letter then you can learn to deliver A MEDIUM SIZED AMAZON PACKAGE, A PACKAGE THAT REQUIRES SIGNATURE ON DELIVERY, A PACKAGE THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING CUSTOMS BALANCE, A NOTE NOTIFYING THE CUSTOMER THAT YOU'VE LEFT THE PACKAGE BEHIND THE BINS
And when you can deliver all that, you'll be a Royal Mail Postman. Start your journey.
anime.
>>77898688
ummmm but i don't want Jesus to be real so ill disregard this post sweaty
being a postman seems like a good job
>>77898701
ohhh a gym
>>77898806
only if you're able to use your advanced PARCELFORCE training to avoid the rape gangs
>>77898832
5'8 | 6'1
>>77898806
been playing too much Call of Postie kid
*dabs*
aids is bad but condoms are worse
Which thread is it lads?
Smoking a bowl of tobacco.
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/opinion/australia-chinese-students.html
>Chinese students are good for the economy ah yes
>>77898929
mmm yes, i also like to give myself cancer
>>77898926
the other thread had zero real posters
>>77898460
Well thats something isnt it? And you can wear it on formal occasions
>>77898733
one of the best posts i've seen in months
>assorted meats, dried sausage, liver paste, a fried egg, assorted greens with a bit of cucumber and some diced peppers, a spurt of soy sauce and some light garlic on top in a toasted baguette
and for 30p, not bad
got two for dinner
>>77898987
Don't really care desu. Pipe smoking only marginally increases rate of cancer, and I enjoy it. 11% is what the stats show. I'm 11% more like to contract cancer in general because I indulge in pipe smoking.
>>77899026
>assorted meats
labrador, jack russell, corgi, etc
>>77899007
Well I guess I'm sticking here then lad
>>77898871
5'7 - 6'6
*invests all savings in militarised Royal Mail posting*
ditto
>>77899047
they have special breeds of dogs just for eating, those toy house pets taste lousy and have no meat
>>77898733
>>77899076
state of this dogmuncher
>>77899057
https://twitter.com/niamh_mcintyre/status/893050146497458178
hate normies
just shot my limp wristed son in the head on fo4 lads haha
what if jesus is a tulpa lads
>>77899155
>by Harold Pinter
what did she mean by this
>>77899057
>>77899155
How long until /brit/ suffers the same fate of /pol/ and gets flooded by normie redditors ?
Why do people swerve dangerously in and out of motorway lanes? I see it all the time.
I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane. The slow lane is full of lorries and the fast lane has people driving at silly speeds so the middle lane is where it's at for most people. If you sit at 70 in the middle lane all the time then it doesn't upset anyone.
>>77899186
- 3 years ago
>>77899166
don't think jesus was a brony twat la
>>77899186
they are getting dangerously close by discovering Tim
>>77899193
>fast lane
there is no "fast lane", every lane is 70mph
>[MIDE-452] A DVD Came of My Missing Big Tits Coworker Julia Getting Raped -SD- Starring JULIA
Having arrived in this new + strange bold city,
In fair Amsterdam, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of Hostelworld.com
The Youth Hostel has buggered up my FUCKING room reservation AGAIN
>>77899186
its ok, we have a diversion
https://twitter.com/MMLaidlaw/status/892705477632643072
>>77899216
wouldn't you only need one lane then
I only invest in rare elements. I currently have $4,000 on 500 stocks of Praseodymium. They've just mined an 8 kilogram reserve in Australia, and once it hits the market my stocks will at least quadruple in value.
>>77899193
morons think they can go faster if they swerve about and get to the office a minute early so Mr. Goldberg will notice them
Praseodymium wanker loves his Praseodymium
>>77899193
>I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane
Ahh yes middle lane hoggers. If you're too much of a fanny to overtake don't drive on the motorway you cunt.
Giantesses are the new thing lads
>>77899255
is this the fabled 'runt cage'
Strange women standing in harbours distributing poetry is no basis for a system of immigration.
>[IPZ-823] Soul Of Facial Shower! ! An Ultra-concentrated Semen Collected In The Reservoir In The Ejaculation Ban On Facial Ami Bazooka Facials! ! Starring - Nishihara Ami - 1080p
not sure where this mr goldberg meme comes from
I've worked many jobs and never had a jewish boss
>>77899243
hmm yes shouldn't be using this to invest in our own country's future no we should sell it to the chinks hmmmmmmmm yes good plan
>>77899267
imgur filename
>>77899241
idiot
70mph in the different lanes is different ACTUAL irl speeds because of the way the road is made
if you go 70mph in the rightward lane youll overtake someone going 70mph in the other two lanes
>>77899267
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>>77899255
seems my runt battery is working to maximum efficiency
>>77899314
don't care
>>77899233
https://twitter.com/MMLaidlaw/status/892705712706654208
howling
>>77899241
yes, if not for humans being imperfect drivers. some will drive faster/slower and 3 lanes means the slowest driver doesn't impact the fastest
>>77899216
Slow lane, middle lane, fast lane.
>>77899305
My heart
>>77899272
no this is
>Wahey! welcome to work m'dude! but we don;t like to call it "Work" around here since every day is fun! just take a seat anywhere, pick out some toys and epic posters for your corner of the desk and just chill out man
>meet you at the ballpit in an hour heehaw! and remember to sign up for our corporate protest in support of BLM (this is mandatory btw and will be evaluated for worker tolerance levels)
>>77899295
>the rightward lane
Once we have self-driving cars, it won't matter that I don't have a driver's licence.
does my fucking nut in that most japanese porn is censored
looks like our dead pan satire is a hit with the normies lads
maybe we can capitalise on this
>>77899365
>BLM on the notice board
>not a single black person in the whole office
almonds rotating wildly
>>77899365
man alive
>>77899233
>>77899344
Based lefty/pol/
driving in my leased BMW on the rightward lane at 140mph using siri's speech to text function to post on brit
>>77899378
ON THIS
there you go mate aha wahey!
>>77899427
how do you solve the captcha
>>77899365
>one lad on the left who mistakenly brought in a windows computer
>>77899455
got a pass
>>77899455
'e got a pass, innit
>>77899458
he was fired and his whole family killed shortly thereafter
>>77899427
*tries to overtake you in my leased Vauxhall Astra ST but can't*
*in a fit of rage I ask Siri to play Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon via Spotify Premium which I receive for free on my £50 a month iPhone SE contract*
The mong on my mobile network that always gets me banned is a /pol/ runt
hmm ah yes not surprising at all
>>77899365
where is the ceiling?
>>77899509
For me its someone who posts /pol/ on /tv/ all the time
>>77899491
you can't overtake me if I'm in the rightward lane runt
>>77899509
could be worse
last time I tried it was permabanned for CP
I'm black and I was walking down the street and this white kid called me a nigger. I asked him where he learned that word and he directed me to this website. I'm just posting here to tell you fellas kids use the internet too. Do not use racial slurs. Some of these kids are very impressionable and just parrot whatever they see online.
>>77899509
for me its somebody who always posts noncey stuff on /a/ combined with somebody on /v/ who admitted to being underaged
>>77899540
temporary switch into the middle lane innit
hello niggers
>>77899563
a fucking leaf
For me it's the mcchicken
>>77899547
part of my bus route is too, you from manny lad?
>>77899547
same on mine
apparently i live among nonces, suppose it explains that manga and comics shop
siri
find me the opening times for greggs
>>77899540
[bald eagle calls and flys overhead, expanding motorway by 4 lanes]
>>77899623
opening time for greg's arsehole is: any time your mouth is open
okay google
find me a japanese girlfriend
got called a crypto-fascist in the grape tree lads
>>77899600
not him but i got scared when i tried to phonepost the drugged up homeless in manny and this popped up
>>77899405
>there are too many toys on my desk
>the numales are too loud
>the lesbian across from me is breastfeeding her "gender-conconforming" runt again.
>my female manager is "upset" with me for trying to finish this project instead of coming to the group yoga session
>a third of my pay was deducted to support charities that help refugees get into Europe
>hungry but the menu is all vegan
>only Soylent in the vending machines
>my head hurts
>I wish I worked at Microsoft
Alexa, read my unread messages
Alexa, add rope to my shopping list
alexa, tell me about bane
siri
google penile bleeding
>>77899692
Glad to see your boat is nearly fixed anon!
okay google
how do I build a pipe bomb
Alexa, when does school start again this year?
Alexa, where's my nearest police station?
Alexa, search Thomson for flights to Thailand
Xbox, find me a job
3 yanks are playing chess (poorly) across from me
how do i make friends with them
shat myself
>using voice recognition
ah yes, bet you drink the tap water and post your location on normiebook every 10 minutes too
alexa, report No.77899774 for terrorism
okay google
how do I make friends with chess-playing yanks
How long does it take for edibles to kick in? I've heard 3-6 hours.
>>77899805
heem the biggest one in the pack and assert your dominance
alexa, how long does it take to torture stoned leafs to death
>>77899836
you should stop feeling hungry almost immediately but the energy might take a few minutes to kick in
>>77899805
Tell them they are stupid yanks who can't play chess properly.
Banter is always key for instant friendship
does anyone have that video of the runt in mcdonalds being smacked and then screaming his girlfriend's name as a lad leads her away?
>>77899836
about an hour
>>77899882
KATRINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77899882
why do you wanna relive that moment?
do NOT post that video of me, ta x
alexa, are shia kuffar
half life of vallium is far too long
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756442/Father-watches-man-murdered-girl-executed-AK-47.html
howling at these daily mail cunts, they attack the barbarity of islam and it's laws any chance they get and then the top rated comments on this article are about how we should be introducing the same punishments in our country i.e. sharia law from the exact same account who criticise it
baffling
the bloody runts tunneled their way into a fucking underground waterway fuck sakes
alexa
how do i get myself on a government watchlist
>>77899820
>bet you drink the tap water
nothing wrong with uk tap water unless you live in an area that practices fluoridation
>>77899964
OH MY GOD
eating some edibles (eggs)
Interesting article:
http://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/journey-into-the-opium-underworld/
I got very interested in opium this week. Now I understand a lot about it and how deadly it is. Seriously though, opium is a very, very unsafe drug. The dosage it takes to get you high is ridiculously close to the dosage it takes to kill you, so there really is no safe way to chase the dragon.
>someone says ANYTHING slightly critical of Jews
>immediately fired, silenced, or made to apologise
i know we recognise there's something odd here, but why don't normies? it's so blatant, i can't believe other people don't notice anything wrong
*downloads a couch to 5k app*
time to turn my life around
alexa
how do I speak to girls?
>>77899900
>>77899905
I need it for scientific reasons
>>77900043
you're an idiot
if you're critical of any group you'd probably get into shit for it
it's not just a thing that's exclusive to jews
>>77900043
it would happen if you made a criticism of any group besides white males, it's not that unusual
>>77900043
because normies are under the jews brainwashing control
they have spent all their lives watching TV and reading magazines and watching hollowood films and listening to celebrities which is all jewish propaganda
>>77900054
B urself
daily mail are absolute runts
imagine hating child rapists
daft backward twats
in the progressive future we will rape newborns to death as easily as we have a cup of tea
Alexa how are my runt stocks doing today?
>>77900096
>muh tires
love reading the daily mail me
>>77900096
never speak to me or my tyre ever again
>>77900043
nothing odd about it though
>>77900111
I'm not saying child raping is bad but to say we should import similarities of sharia law into this country when they are the first ones who get their tits in a twist when you even utter the words sharia law is naught but hypocritical
>>77900079
>>77900082
i swear "anti-semitic comments" get much more media backlash than "sexist comments", "racist comments" "transphobic comments" etc
>I'm not saying child raping is bad
state
runts unionizing again
*adds more chlorine to their water supply and kills their 5 strongest men*
>>77900189
hardly
if anything they get less because much of the outrage brigade don't even like jews
Any current/former opiate users here? I've only ever been on prescription codeine. Most people who have a root canal or bone-deep surgery get opiates as painkillers.
Do you have any horror stories? What's the high like? Do you know fellow junkies who've died? How strong is the addiction? How close have you got to overdosing?
>>77900182
>I'm not saying child raping is bad
jews control the world
the gf
what is the matter with canadians
wish i had the work ethic of an insane yuppie
is britain the worst country to be a non-normal in?
feel like the only worse one is aus
Keane is the best British band of all time
She Has No Time is a tune for the ages
>>77900305
this but unironically
stop talking about jews
there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING out of the ordinary with them being in total control of western media, many huge companies, governments, and basically any outlet of power/force that exists.
they're just so much better than you stupid slavish goyim simple as
>>77900355
was gonna say aus before i saw you mention it
can't imagine how grim it would be not to be a Chad in Australia
>>77900079
>if you're critical of any group you'd probably get into shit for it
Some groups are more open to criticism than others
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YoCLR_UNz2M
>>77899365
that looks strangely comfy
Who here very intelligent but lazy?
the Canadians are the lowly sons of nobodies. Their wretched souls inhabit a irrelevant icy puddle north of the Great Lands. Their worldly contribution is zilch, their cost/benefit factor leans wildly toward burdensome. I'd have them killed, all killed. Deport them or before they turn your countrymen into low-brow invalids dead below the waste. Swine, pigs. They're not even worth their smoke sacrifices. If only they could inhabit the moon, can that be arranged? That all Canadians are flung into space? Let me know, cheers.
>>77900407
*meekly raises paw*
>>77900407
i'm intelligent compared to the people around me but i reckon if i actually went to a proper uni with actual intelligent people i'd be the thicko of the lot
don't really understand how people can talk about an ethnic or national group as a single entity
i mean it's not a hive mind
>>77900460
you would say that wh*te scum
>can't imagine how grim it would be not to be a Chad in Australia
>>77900407
>>77900442
>>77900453
>I could do great things if I really wanted to!! Promise!!
>I just choose to sit at home all day!
only flags I have filtered on this site is the Danish one and the Kekistan one on /pol/
>>77900460
yes elite jews are literally a hivemind
they plan everything out together
>>77900460
only white people think this
the majority of cultures are very "hive" like
>>77900490
this but unironically
>>77900407
I feel like the longer I've been in the blue-collar workforce the more my intelligence fades, but I also think I was so intelligent to start with I'm still highly intelligent despite my years as a prole not flexing the ol' head muscle. lol
>>77900453
You'd be surprised. I went to a top college and half of the students were thick as shit. I suppose your system is different though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJIU_VNRSc
what a choon desu
>>77900460
no it's not a hivemind but you're underestimating the collective consciousness groups tend to have
groups tend to have shared values, virtues, and strive towards things that are in their group's interest, even if they do things completely independently for their own gain.
>>77900096
The alt-right has not been hijacked by Je-
>>77900495
bit of a coincidence you posted this minutes after a dane posted
me think you may be telling porkies
For some reason my e-mail has been involved in an Australian workplace
I keep getting forwarded emails about business and pictures of peoples doctors notes and at the end of each email there's a big disclaimer saying how it's confidential
i'm unironically the best songwriter of our generation, just cba to write anything
'zu
>>77900505
no we don't
>>77900530
the alt-lite has
the alt-right is proudly non-judean
>>77900558
>>77900407
I'm very intelligent but my parents did a shit job of bringing me up so I'm rather feckless
>>77900557
I could easily play for PSG, Barcelona or any other top team.
Problem is I just can't be bothered travelling all the time, would rather be at home.
can hear a nigger chimping out outside my door
keep forwarding mails to some british lad
don't know the reason
got a low sex drive lads dunno why
only assume its the jewboys
>>77900597
don't blame your parents you useless worm
I'm alt-centre. Above the right. Above the left. Above the regular centre.
>>77900597
ignorant, naive cunt
>>77900557
Me too, but I specialise in raps. Post them on brit regularly and sometimes get a few yous, but I think it's because people here are too racist/prejudiced to appreciate a 'black' genre even though it's obviously made by a white guy (me).
The PINNACLE of British music
https://youtu.be/Zx4Hjq6KwO0
I'm an alt-rorke
enjoy watching my friends enjoy success in their own life, knowing that I could surpass all of them if I could be bothered
>>77900579
sounds like something a secret jew would say
home alone and just heard the toilet flush downstairs
made the gf cum thrice last night
only came once myself
who here extremely intelligent but too attractive and popular to get anything done haha?
not me ahaha
Describe what's wrong about ASMR in five words or less
Londoners can only use four words or less
>>77900654
sounds like shit
rate the fit for my tinder date
was desperate for a shit just now so i opened a random door and shit in their downstairs loo
lucky nobody was in
>>77900692
>average uni student build
>>77900680
>having a liar for a gf
>>77900692
why the long face lad
there's a rhino loose in the city
>>77900692
where's the rest of you?
>>77900718
wondered where your mum had gone
>>77900690
it's a waste of time
need a paki-hating gf
>>77900692
If you turn sideways do you disappear?
>>77900692
Britain conquered the world only to live in dire lifeless flats
Australians were born from prisoners and live in comparative mansions
unreal
the only reason it seems like media and corporations are full of SJWs now is because progressives are the biggest consumers these days. companies and outlets and hollywood are just pandering to the most profitable demographic, the numales and feminists who throw their money at everything.
for whatever reason, right-wingers aren't as capitalistic/materialistic as progressives in today's day and age. if they were, companies would still pander to them.
>>77900628
>don't blame your parents
I'm not, I'm just think that in hindsight they could have done a lot of things a lot better than they did
>>77900639
no, you don't know me
just farted and it sounded a bit like a french horn
love pale girls with medium sized bums dripping wet with water
>>77900690
have it or you dont
>>77900692
alri kramer
really like soup
>>77900776
so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start
>>77900776
so why are media an corporations all run by jews?
>>77900781
>Hmmmm my life is shit. Do I admit it's my fault I haven't taken control and improved things? No think I'll just blame my parents that's better hmmm yes
>>77900776
Lefties consume more and lust for commienism more!
Righties consume less and lust for ancapism more!
What a Topsy Turvy Swirly Whirly!
>>77900809
have a go at it
>>77900812
strong cultural work ethic, IQ, plus cultural nepotism
might suck a cock
>>77900842
>strong cultural work ethic
you mean "very talented liars and manipulators"
they jews aren't trying to push their propaganda by achieving the highest levels of power in all industries
they just like working really hard
can hear me mum recording a podcast in the other room
>>77900842
well let's start with 'numales and feminists' being the most profitable demographic
what is your basis for this claim
>>77900826
you're making some very silly and incorrect assumptions there
>>77900829
it's quite baffling tbqh. Hollywood is obviously capitalistic, but making movies and characters who tend to be a little socialistic or revolutionary draw in big crowds. Hollywood makes capital by advocating for socialism. And the audience laps it up happily while spending their cash
>>77900776
>for whatever reason, right-wingers aren't as capitalistic/materialistic
poppycock, they throw their money away like everyone else. Molymeme has made 500k from bitcoin alone
ah yes it's another /brit/ goes /pol/ thread
>>77900776
I don't see how this makes any sense at all. A lot of the silliest "SJW" products run at a huge loss
>>77900917
How do you make money from Bitcoin? Do you mean he was a digital drug dealer?
business idea: make dumb and wrong assumptions that reek of projection about people on /brit/
i'm smarter than all of you
the recent ghostbusters reboot did gangbusters because feminists are the biggest demographic
*photo of me facing away from the camera, overlooking a beautiful yet generic vista, with my arms raised or my hands on my hips*
*makes it my facebook/tinder/instagram profile photo*
wish i knew how to deal digital drugs
>>77900947
people send him bitcoin to thank him for his content, he sells the bitcoin for real money
>>77900776
profit-hounding media corporations making everything meaningless Is Cool As Hell
>>77900947
the value of it goes up
alright
given further thought to my theory, i can probably concede it's incorrect. no idea which demographic spends the most money on consuming, or why companies/media are being very SJWy.
will have to do further thinking.
>>77900947
He keeps buying higher and higher quality cameras and the camera gets closer and closer to his face until you crack.
>>77901007
you idiot
you're supposed to just double down
Business idea: stop posting
>>77900892
>Heh, I man of my intelligence does not engage with lower-people
>>77900976
instead of rebooting old popular shit like ghostbusters and star wars and harry potter with female leads, why don't they just make original films with female leads?
What's more important than IQ?
>>77901008
it's funny because it's true
>>77901033
sorry would you rather I spend a minute or so to go through every part of your post that's incorrect and explain why you're wrong?
seems a bit pointless
>>77901042
people who don't believe in IQ have high IQ
>>77901042
VIPQ
>>77901042
money
>>77901042
my bollocks being stamped on
>>77901042
Jerusalem
just cleaned the kitchen and done some ironing
>>77901059
thought the guy on the left was tim from the thumbnail
>>77901042
height and willy size
>>77901083
lol
wonder what age I will stop coming here at
RECYCLE
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
RECYCLE
>>77895842
>>77895842
>>77895842
RECYCLE
>>77901042
being yourself
>6'4
>11/10 facial aesthetics
>250lbs
>10% bodyfat
>250 IQ
>penthouse in manhattan, condo in silicon valley
>CEO $10k/day
>10/10 wife, 9/10 side chicks
>kids enrolled in harvard, MIT, oxford & cambridge
>>77901125
this thread has 200 posts
>>77901146
Still 100+ left.
*rubs my hands together mischievously*
hehe
>>77901254
what are you up to mate
>>77901263
Stick around, you'll see.