/brit/

>someone makes a half-baked bait thread on /his/ about WW2 Germans being bad at warfare
>230 replies and 84 posters

Absolutely SHRIEKING

>someone makes a half-baked bait thread on /his/ about WW2 Germans being bad at warfare
>230 replies and 84 posters

Absolutely SHRIEKING

>>77890736
Can't tell which is the easiest board on 4chan to bait to be honest. Feel like they're all pretty high up there

>>77890705
yea you do, and a voucher from a local to avoid the police crashing your place to sniff about.
normally the landlord will cover the voucher though but some places won't

THAINONCE IS LITERALLY UNABLE TO CALL THE KING A BENDER

HE LITERALLY CANNOT DO IT

HE'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIFIED FUCKING SCREECHING

noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K62EDt-Ea-c

fuck ronald rumpf and fuck white """""""""people"""""""""

>>77890759
and how is that a reflection on him and not just Thailand?

>>77890757
wot, that's shit.

why don't you come back here?

>>77890190
>>77890174
it had to do with gay things and gay people

baloompf impeachment soon lads

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Ben Shapiro was on JRE last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTfyjhvfH8

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This movie was alright.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4754764/Hackers-hijack-electronic-billlboard-busy-city-centre.html

>British posters are routinely mocked by those of other nationalities for supposedly living in a surveillance state where freedom of speech is drastically curtailed and which features sharia-controlled zones.

>>77890796
finally, a man Rogan can see eye to eye

I want an anglo BF!

>>77890796
I careth not

It's my trial today

I'm at the court house

So fucking excited, apparently one of witnesses, as my solicitor put it, fucked off back to Poland or Romania or wherever

>>77890813
Pretty sure it's illegal to deface someone else's property regardless of the speech content

>>77890786
you're back. i thought you were imprisoned for insulting the monarchy or something.

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>>77890799
Wrong one

>>77890827
what you been up to lol

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got this in the post lads

>>77890820
post bp RN

>>77890838
bit gullible then

>>77890822
Maybe you should let us know what you DO care about so we can tailor /brit/ to your personal tastes and interests.

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>Doctor Manish Shah charged with 118 counts of sexual abuse including one on a girl under 13

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>Be European exploring the New World
>First female you come in contact with in 3 months looks like this

what do?

*slams your opinion*

>>77890848
>AB
Selfish.

>>77890848
More like GAY positive lmao

>>77890786
Can you type "the king is a bender" please ?

I'm asking politely!

>>77890848
THANK YOU

thank you

Thank You

THANK you

>>77890860
neg her

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Why should I care about integrating into your clearly inferior culture? I grew up as a victim of racism and was always referred to as "one of them". It makes me sick when I see coons and Indians who are proud to be British (whatever that means) because they will be seen as the other they're just to dumb to realise it. We're raised in a racist country where white is preferred so of course we like white women but what do they to us? Those filthy kafir bitches shun us so don't even start complaining about rape. When I was eleven some fat white bitch walking her dirty dog shouted "fucking paki" at me, she's lucky because back then I wanted to be white but if any white fucking cunt said that bullshit to me I'd pull out my blade and end them right there. I grew up alienated and it's not fair. Whites have to stop.

>>77890848
>Mr Abrh Positive

most rasheed name I've ever seen

>>77890851
obviously i didnt actually beleive it you spacker. i did wonder where you went though

>>77890848
your name is AB RH Positive?

Hate normies.

Fuck sake

A copper is calling out names and handing everyone else papers

I'm gonna be last

>>77890860
Fun fact: syphilis spread to humans from conquistadors fucking llamas

>>77890755

Either /his or /k

/his is full of histronics who *think* that they know everything and are left leaning and so cannot perceive finer social interactions, therefore they are physically compelled to try and correct you

/k is full of yanks, and yanks are incredibly easy to reel in as theyre so insecure. Just post about the yank military or how youre going to take their guns away

/Pol used to be easiest but people there just ignore most of the time now

>>77890887
Just been posting less lad

>>77890786
Because I have a work permit covering me for two years reguardless

>>77890848
your name is mr ab rh positive?

Some y'all niggas like to swang (swang!)
Domnhall Gleeson in this thang (SKRRRT!)
Bang bang nigga, bang bang (POW!)
Gonna give my willy a twang (jack it!)

have pretended to be an anti-gun person because it drives yanks utterly apeshit before

can hear an echo in the thread

>>77890895
no it didnt

>>77890905
>I have a work permit
oh neat
>reguardless
Ah yes, English teachers. :^)

>tfw in that sweet spot a few days after a haircut when I do absolutely nothing to it and it always looks decent
loving life

if you find this picture remotely attractive you're a pedo
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1501743497024.jpg

>>77890850
If I get dubs

>>77890813
could've dropped ultimate jewpills and he choose bogdonoffs and sharia law

wasted opportunity

weirdly as an autist i'm much more comfortable talking on the phone than doing things over e-mail or via forms

i just don't understand how people expect you to behave, how text conveys things slightly differently, etc. how if i make a mistake, or i don't know how to answer a question the form just stares back at me, and to correct it i have to send another e-mail and then hope they see it and so on.

in the end it winds up just being easier having a human being there. scary, confusing, but adaptive.

People are going to start being called into court now

When im in your area the flowers start withering

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>>77890944

>>77890936
that is pretty fucking good t?bh

>>77890939
good thing I don't then

>>77890922
>Domnhall Gleeson
my nigga what kinda fucked up name is that

>>77890976
all me

I hate you all.

>>77890976
me on the far right :)

>>77890900
you missed out on my plans to get my life on track

>>77890976
myself (inset, left)

>>77890963


Fine, please no bully

>>77890982
he's mates with Abrh Positive

>>77890998
Well I'm sure it's well thought out, best of luck with that.

>>77890936
NEED to learn to cut and style my own hair properly

>>77891014
LONDON

no cavities lads

>>77891015
Is that a disease

>>77891023
Dont brush your hair, use your fingers and allow the air to dry it

>>77891014
what the fuck is that

>>77891014
spread arse cheeks

poleaboo is in court RIGHT THIS SECOND

>>77891021
call the king a bender you fucking bent twat

>>77891021
yeah. youve unironically 'known' me for like 5 years. it was a bit polarizing when you were gone and i was wondering what happened to you, seeing as how i've never actually met you.

who /CivNat/ here?

if you have a British passport, you are as British as anyone in the country.

drumpfsident drumpfald j. drumpf

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You dropped this mate

>>77891066
In the waiting room anyway

I'll be in court before 12pm, I think

>>77891070
sad fucker aren't you

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>>77891072
me in the front

>>77891072
good lad

>>77891051
My ass, please no bully

>>77891053

Blue board

>>77891027

I wish

'ello bruv,
'tis me, Abrh Positive
ya' me first name is celtic just like my nan
and i'm positively doin' the very best that I can

>leaves and gets into his 2004 altima

>>77891082
outstanding post

Can’t tell if my supervisor is autistic or if he hates me

>countryside

>cheap housing
>white british population
>english speaking
>clean, fresh air
>no materialism and competition for possessions
>no career elitism
>safe

>city

>affordable housing
>terrorist and acid attacks daily
>pakis and poles everywhere
>rarely hear english
>dirty, polluted air
>overworked wagecuck population
>career elitism
>materialism
>not safe to go out past a curfew, certain areas are no-go zones

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The g(b)f

>>77891082
nicely done, though personally I would have gone for 'HIV positive'

>>77891082
brilliant

>>77891082
did a giggle
t. >>77890848

*raps*

Save a life, suck cock

>>77890796
based Ben

>>77891014
Damn
You only into white guy?

>>77891091
yeah but like i was saying i am getting my life on track. my mind is in the right place to do it now. i have a step by step plan with a timeframe, it's already in motion

>>77891070
I'll always be with you lad. Every time you open a packet of crisps. Every time you see a fit slag on the street and go "phwoar", I'm right there with you in spirit.

>>77891111
>affordable housing

unaffordable*

>>77891111
baffling

>>77890959
that's how it works
now get in 'he paddy wagon ya' tenth degree runt belt

>>77891111
quads of truth
fuck townies

>>77891121
I want to suck dick but I need a bf for that so I can avoid STDS

>Rashan Charles did not swallow drugs before he died in police custody

Apologise

absolutely starving but don't want to eat because it'll be harder to douche later on when i'm getting ready to see the bf

>>77891132
just be decent looking and dont cheat on me or I will leave without looking back

>>77891137
yeah i mean more like it was polarizing how pathetic my life is.i may still shitpost here when my life is on trach though. i will still have free time. and i do like to shitpost. maybe i will do an Alan, and come back here to blogpost and fellate myself in really long posts. who knows

pmurT si DEHSINIF

>>77891183
>si
alri pedro

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>pmurt

>>77891163
well he swallowed something

wantin' to beat up a european rn

>>77891082
did a "Heh heh hah hah" at this post

>>77891209
The only thing Mr Rashan Charles swallowed was the injustice of American society

>>77891180
its not cheating if its with a grill right?

>>77891230
>neoliberalism: the publication

jog on

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>After a crackdown on illegal immigration that has sharply reduced the number of unauthorized border crossings from Mexico, U.S. President Donald Trump is now turning his attention to reducing the number of legal immigrants in the country.

>The White House is throwing its support behind a bill developed by Republican senators Tom Cotton of Arkansas and David Perdue of Georgia that would cut legal immigration by 50 percent over 10 years by reducing the kinds of relatives immigrants can bring into the country.

Prom queen she got a thong under that dress!

>>77891240
please, the economist is radcen, only people with IQs of 180 or greater can even BEGIN to comprehend their articles

Here's something more suited to your level

*hands you a copy of the sun*

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>>77891249
make murka white again

>tfw no chilean bf

President soon-to-be ex-President TOILET B. FART is running out of room to manoeuvre in the Shite House. Finished by the end of the week!

>>77891238
It is

I respect myself enough to not tolerate cheating or abusive people, I still posted my ass in a bolivian alpaca raising board

>>77891281


Be my bf

could easily knock any here out

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Imagine this being the very best photo you have

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>manoeuvre

>>77891249
>crackdown
>brain immediately reads it as "cuckdown"

>>77891182
look forward to it m8

>>77891301
Still probably has a better love life than me

>>77891299
*flicks your ear*

>>77891323
*giggles and blushes*

>>77891301

She's just fat

>>77891259
>he's been bought in by the neoliberal propaganda

dear oh dear

>>77891289
Putin's Puppydog Gets 'Peached
>Shocking Details Below

>>77891290
post more bunda pls

Whats all with this cuck "meme" when you guys dont even have a gf?

Who can even cuck you?
You are basically invincible

>>77891340
cucked by chad

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>>77891340
that's right. can't get cucked if you're permavirgin masterrace

>>77891290
i'll be your bf if you're sweet and loyal to me

>>77891334
Only if I get dubs

>not being an unironic neoliberal

dear oh dear

My solicitor tells me it's going to be a while before I'm called in

Currently they're in the middle of a trial

>>77890714
the ex used to live in the house hitler stayed at in liverpool. i did bumsex in that house. true story.

fetti on fetti on fetti

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

>>77891354
haha

please talk to me i'm lonely

>>77891399
hi x

>>77891399
heyyyy

>>77891328
She's ugly

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>the ex used to live in the house hitler stayed at in liverpool. i did bumsex in that house. true story.

>>77891377
wow fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

can't cuck a muscular volcel

>>77891408
hej,jeg har ein aebleskiver
>>77891409
jolly me

Venezuela is a fucking mess. good job socialism.

>>77891422
is volcel what incels call themselves when they're """'waiting for the right one"""

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Stuck in amsterdam
Cant find anyone to go to Pride with

harumph

waiting for the chilean to post more bunda

the bolivian revolution is under attack by sweaty yanks on 4chan again

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>>77891448
shan't be replying to this post

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>another month and a half of sitting at home doing nothing all day until uni restarts

>>77891368
I have aspegers, you'll have to deal with a 20min meltdown every 3 months due a silly childhood thing, think of a satania-like personality

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>fish sticks

>>77891495
>not using the breaks between uni to go travelling

oh dear

>>77891495
>not going on a 30 day interrailing trip round Europe with your best buds

lmaoing @ ur life rn tbqhwf

jordan peterson btfo

>>77891510
whom

italian navy is going to start turning refugee boats away lads

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>>77891419
>he's never done bumsex in hitler's house

What is the relationship between followings?

1. UK and US
2. UK and Australia
3. UK and Canada

need my botty seeing to

>>77891545
1. gay
2. bent
3. homosexual

>>77891532
hope they don't come here hehe

>>77891545
nationally? probably 1
socially? 2

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Any paypig man in?

>>77891500
i can manage that angel

imagine being a literal normie and posting on the 'chon
baffling

feeling a bit gay lads dunno what to do

>>77891449
Only if trips

>>77891557
A Very intriguing answer

>>77891596
these trips?

>>77891595
Give me a kiss.

piers morgan is a twat

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Good banter

>>77891627
*kissus you*
*blushes*

>>77891585
Are you ok with me demanding cuddles and acting like fucking satania on private?

Do british love nordics?

based genocide denier

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might watch a movie

any willyman in?

hate cenk
hate ben
hate jenna

>>77891695
whom

>>77891545
1. One sided and exploitative
2. Good
3. Good

>>77891532
bit racist

>>77891700
Chunk yoghurt, leader of the young turks terrorist organisation
Ben shapiro, jew that talks fast
jenna jennyson, used to take dicks on camera

Why are so many people on /brit/ way above average in terms of intelligence, penis size and height?

Remarkable.

Good Night /brit/

exclusively consume my daily news media from "Bright Shart dot Com"

>>77891615
reminded me i need to catch up on the latest sonichu issue

>>77891648
more than okay with it, though i wonder if it'll end in murder suicide

>>77891739
self-selection bias

you'd know if you had above average intelligence

>>77891739
just the type of people who would be interested in a website like 4chan

why do monster munch scratch your mouth up so bad

Shitebart hahahaha

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What compels people to pose like this? 300 takes until they find the right one then convinced they need to post it on social media

>>77891739
Just luck I guess... *flicks hair from eyes and reveals blinding white smile*

>>77891779
is he the dancing mong from the beeb? thought he was gay desu

don't wanna get out of bed
not bothered w/ life simple as

>>77891779
nibba gotta show of dat ice

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doing the old "listen to depressing music wondering where I went so wrong" lads

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Bloody hell

>>77891739
this but unironically

am VERY prudish about flatulence and if anyone farts or even mentions farting in my presence it will immediately destroy any respect i may have had for them

>>77891755
Going to bed, good night

doing the old "feeling sorry for myself and enjoying it "lads

>>77891815
>>>/r9k/britfeel

*farts*

would never date a woman who i couldn't dominate physically

>>77891815
that's not the way you get better. you need inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESYQw_quCk

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Just look at her

>>77891821
Fuaark. Even thw slags are Chads down unda

>>77891821
reminds me of the time i got wanked off by a rugby girl

her arms were fucking massive and she death-gripped harder than i ever had, came in less than 2 minutes

just et some porridge

>>77891835
do NOT redirect me to that cancerous shithole, I will NOT warn you again

>>77891850
>>77891821
that's not cricket

>>77891850
>wider shoulders than hips

>>77891849
imagine listening to this, like just imagine it

shiiiiiiiiiit the girl standing in for victoria derbyshire

>New eruption at Indonesia volcano spreads ash for miles
Lucky cunts

>>77891872
Arms are probably wider than your legs

bored at work lads

>>77891894
process my fucking xbox then you turnip

>>77891894
alri skidmark

>>77891892
doubt it, built like brick shithouse etc.

>>77891900
been deleted need administrator privileges to undelete it

>>77891917
More like a stick shithouse lmao

only /sp/ turn a thread about rooney into a thread about trannies

>>77891924
it's been over a year for fucks sake

is it acceptable to travel around europe by yourself as a 19 year old lad? x

>>77891779
>stacey: oh my god, ore. oh my god. i-i'm pregnant
>ore: ooga booga! o-okay stand behind me bitch whilst i pose wiv muh hand over muh mouth, i'll take a photo 2 post on tha muthafukin 'gram & i can pretend 2 muh meagre following that i'm important an shiet

*300 selfies later*

>ore: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit dis be da 1

>>77891821
Imagine how tight and hard she could squeeze your bollocks

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>>77891881
thought you said spreads ass for miles

>The US

>influential presidents that leave legacies like ronald raegan, jimmy carter, richard nixon, george bush SR, bill clinton, JFK, eisenhower, truman, the list goes on

>UK

>Ermm, thatcher? churchill? erm....

where the FUCK did we go so wrong lads

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Rate this girl

>>77891957
Oh, did you? FOY

>>77891963
ah yes the wonderful legacy of richard nixon

>>77891963
We habe PMs not presidents
the role is smaller by design
Also most of our iconic figureheads were monarchs

>>77891982
umm sweaty, he opened china x

>>77891977
Four eyes and rabbit teeth, 3/10

>>77890896
>/Pol used to be easiest but people there just ignore most of the time now
This isn't because /pol/ got smarter, it's because they believe Jews are actively spamming nonsensical threads to slide threads about Hillary Clinton raping and eating children.

>>77891982
It might be a bad legacy, but everyone still knows who he is, dumb yank

>>77891963
erm peel, blair, attlee, lloyd george, gladstone, asquith...

>>77891977
Face is alright I suppose

>>77892032
unironically only heard of blair, can say the same for 99% of the population

hope venezuela turns to shit so we get a load of qt venezuelan refugees :3

>>77892051
the millennial mindset

>>77892001
>>77892046
It's a trans girl tbqh

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>>77891978
as you can see in the image the distance from iceland to NY is shorter than the distance from iceland to London so therefore you're more yank than you are british
so, FOY

>>77892049
you can't speak on behalf of the rest of the nation, you ignorant little shit

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lmao, am I right lads?

>>77892008
no they believe shills are spamming threads which they are

Tim's becoming a normie meme
what do we do lads?

>>77892065
Does it mean feminine penis?
9/10 then

attlee is the most important prime minister of the modern age and any attempts to dispel this unquestionable TRUTH are misled

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

I like a girl who works in Manchester but I live about an hour and a half away so it is a pain to go to Manchester, especially when I don't know when this girl is working so I may not even see her

>>77892071
if I've not heard of them, can guarantee all the mouth-dribbling deano's haven't

simple as

if i was a girl i'd let a dog fuck me

>>77892114
get her number? ask her out?

>>77892082
>dong
>s.e.x
>suc
>1m75
>phim
>ngay

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>>77892082
hmm yes

>>77891653
we ARE nordic

fat white titties

threads not usually this slow lads

somehow ended up in bed at 5 and now it's 8

not doing the old circadian rhythm any favours x

shan't be making a single post in a 280 reply thread

>>77892134
I'll have to next time I see her. As for when, it is uncertain

pls tell me /brit/
having a sex with different women as many as possible is the only meaningful value in life?

>>77892193
/brit/ is dying cos people are getting bored of it and moving on to elsewhere

>>77892193
everyone is saving up their big posts

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Bit nippy out

egg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmu71H_6UAA

>>77892245
wouldn't mind her entering my arsehole

>>77892227
mindless drivel

she looks harmless

>>77892227
debbie downer

grayg

>>77892245
Bet she's a handy weathergirl

Policy must be aboue because it looks like her other arm's under-a-wrist!

*throws an egg at cregg*

>>77892272
>STUMPED.COM

>>77892310
cool

>>77892310
Ah yes the classic 'implant tits' that look like a pair of balloons stapled onto a chest.

Love tits, but that kind always looks bad.

parents are discussing an arranged marriage for me, not against the idea

footy back tomorrow x

>>77892344
Wish white people did this

would chop my nuts of to see nine inch nails live

winston?

fourth test tomorrow x

>>77892398
>>77892398
>>77892398
>>77892398

yeah hun?

>>77892382
the band?

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>google "map of the world"
>it takes me straight to NYC