/brit/

Women are for sex and abuse only

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>message tinder girl "hey what's up"
>unmatches

If dubs women are nothing but carnal pleasure toy cumdumpsters for alpha superior men

post wobblaz

https://soundcloud.com/paul-stephan-431785615/gummy-riddim-prod-by-danny-yen

/TV/ is always in the wrong, I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

POST THE COMMIESLUGS I NEED A WANK

>>77870422
the virgin edition
>>77870555
the virgin opener

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anime

frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>>77870702
no

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sue

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>tfw wrestling with negativity

>>77870717
Filtered

>>77870702
fuck off and die

>>77870422
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTC8K05ytc

imagine pandering to a woman because you want sex lmao

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ALL ABOARD THE RUNT SHUTTLE, CAPITALIST DRONES

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>>77870720

>>77870717
>cricket
either a 'sheed or a bruce
don't care fuck off

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>>77870702
Think she's lapsed

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>>77870719
>>77870739
You will obey my orders

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commencing commiedump

REPOSTING
>22 years old
>Turned 3k into 20k (current value but the high was 45kish) trading cryptocurrencies
>Make about 30k a year
>Can't think of any other ways to make money and honestly feel like a right poor cunt

I just want to buy a flat in London with no mortgage before I'm 30. Or maybe a small mortgage so I'll still have money left to invest.

Any business ideas lads?
>>77870625
not a bad idea desu

>>77870596
I was considering doing a buy-to-let but I need a pretty big deposit and I don't want to cash out of all my investments in one go like that. Also I'll need at least triple what I currently have

>>77870640
Can buy a good flat relatively central for between 300-400k

Grime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbQNSPr508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF4Q_LqWpPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcEff0V3Qwk&feature=youtu.be

>>77870720
stop posting sue

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>>77870714
>Anime

>>77870765
Rosy is so fucking peng but her face leaves much to be desired

>>77870787
Grow up

>>77870782
business idea: ponzi scheme

thread theme :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

>>77870787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgdrGxSQN0

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>>77870755

OFFICIAL /brit/ GIMMICK GUIDE AUGUST 2017

Patrician tier
>ballbusting
>Office Baneposting

High tier
>mocking Deanos
>Kev
>third eye/pineal gland
>you arrive at ___

Bread and butter staples tier
>slags
>crisps
>FOY
>business idea:
>fedoraposting
>gayposting
>strawpoll
>*action*posting
>Cara
>Maisie
>Sophie
>ah yes
>@posting

Underrated tier
>vocaroo
>Elle
>Felicity
>Shakespeareposting

Stale tier
>Farageposting
>nasheeds
>Yank politics
>runtposting

Runt tier:
>Tim
>simple as
>gook waifus
>anime
>Bradleyposting
>Reddit flags

Cancer tier:
>commieslags
>leftypol
>/r9k/ tripfagging
>um sweaty x

Take a penknife to your jugular immediately tier:
>Ash

Has rosy ever been blacked?

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>Can buy a good flat relatively central for between 300-400k

pic related

>>77870765
fat cow

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fucking normals

>>77870782
>Can buy a good flat relatively central for between 300-400k

yeah some runty crack den studio maybe, save it, move up north and get a 4 bed house with a few acres with it

>>77870555
>>77870711
lmao I can't think of anything else to say??

the quintessential grime song-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhjR_V0lf0

who here /logang/?

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>>77870830

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>>77870827

>>77870798
its good

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>>77870830

Well lads, back from my first run

6.5k in 29 mins tbqh

Wasnt as bad as I thought, guess the rowing machine prepared me somewhat.

>tfw the main reason I'm doing cardio is for sex gains

Everywhere where responsibilities have been sought it is the instinct of revenge that has sought them. This instinct of revenge has gained such a hold on humanity through the centuries that all of metaphysics, psychology, history and above all morality bear its imprint. As soon as man began thinking he introduced the bacillus of revenge into things

>>77870422
Women are cancerous.

was mentioned in an aj tracey interview once for going absolutely nuts at the front of the crowd
true story

>>77870830
office baneposting is fucking shit

it's pretty obvious you're the one doing it

it's not a real gimmick when only one person is doing it

>>77870795
why

>>77870913
>sex gains
I headr the best exercise is to get a resistance band and tie it to a doorknob, get it round your waist and thrust against it.

>>77870948
she's mine

>>77870812
fuck spooky had such a good tune but it's been deleted off Youtube and I can't remember the name, it's got like steel pans and trumpets in

doing my fucking nut

>>77870919
I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold, but then I realised it meant getting back at somebody

>>77870847
>>77870847
I don't want to live up north though. It's full of northerners and pakis. If I'm buying cheap I'll buy in the South-West.

>>77870830
spot on

>>77870938
it's quite clear the author of that post is a shit tier mong

did a big type 4 shit

felt very nice

>>77870938
That guy's a retard

>>77870830
@posting and *actionposting* should be higher

Literally what is the point of the country's debt? Like America is 20 trillion is in debt. Literally how the fuck will that ever get paid off and to who? Like yeah cool raise taxes a bit, that'll pay off 20 trillion of debt

>>77870938
it's not even a /brit/ gimmick, they're just copypasted verbatim from /tv/

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why did david cameron kill this lady?

The dice which are thrown once are the affirmation of chance, the combination which they form on falling is the affirmation of necessity. Necessity is affirmed of chance in exactly the sense that being is affirmed of becoming and unity is affirmed of multiplicity. It will be replied, in vain, that thrown to chance, the dice do not necessarily produce the winning combination, the double six which brings back the dicethrow. This is true, but only insofar as the player did not know how to affirm chance from the outset. For, just as unity does not suppress or deny multiplicity, necessity does not suppress or abolish chance.

>bloody women don't have interests or personalities they're soulless bitches!
>My interests? Oh mostly gaming, watching TV and posting on 4chan

The pool Vs atleico on itv4 for the deanos out there

willy's gone hard lads

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>>77870965
wrong

>>77870987
type 3 is objectively the best poo

>>77871002
they pay it off bit by bit
so let say i lent america a 5er they'd pay me back after my bond expires, but they'd sell a new bond to the next guy.

>>77871028
proofs??

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todays purchases

>>77871021
blackpool vs atletico minero?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501444190032.webm

>>77871021
Some Deano's I know have flown out to watch it. (With their missus permission ofc)

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Reckon you could get from where the camera is to the top of that mountain lads? You've got a whole week and £1000 equipment of your choice.

I reckon I could but it'd be a struggle.

Whereas the thrown dice affirm chance once and for all, the dice which fall back necessarily affirm the number or the destiny which brings the dice back. It is in this sense that the second moment of the game is also the two moments together or the player who equals the whole. The eternal return is the second moment, the result of the dicethrow, the affirmation of necessity, the number which brings together all the parts of chance. But it is also the return of the first moment, the repetition of the dicethrow, the reproduction and reaffirmation of chance itself.

>>77871043
the virgin jacket
absolute state of that fucking gremlin too

>>77871066
would give up within a minute

>>77871053
good lad

>>77871045
this

never feel quite satisfied with a type 4, usually end up needing to shite out a little bit more.

a type 3 is robust and contains everything therein.

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>>77871021
>preseason tourneys

>>77871058
>HOLY SHIT, YAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOO
crease

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>>77871058

>>77870913
Doubt you ran at that pace as a first run
t. Runner

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Whitey BTFO

love aiu
hate jordan peterson
simple as

>>77871043
this is actually a 4 year old girl

>>77871055
Nah mate hartlepool Vs ateltico Madrid

>>77871066
i'd hire a helicopter with that grand to fly me up there. then spend the rest of the week wanking or something.

>>77871002
well known fact that USA and UK will never pay their debts

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>>77871043

>>77871066
feel like you'd need more than £1000 of equipment tbqh

>>77871118
/thread

>>77871058
yaaaaaaaaaasssss queen so beautiful and brave
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss

To think is to send out a dicethrow. Only a dicethrow, on the basis of chance, could affirm necessity and produce "the unique number which cannot be another". We are dealing with a single dicethrow, not with success in several throws: only the combination which is victorious in one throw can guarantee the return of the throw

plate of leaves for dinner again lads

https://themuslimvibe.com/general/we-demand-that-amazon-stop-selling-tommy-robinsons-new-book

Muslims trying to censor opinions they dislike

>>77871154
I care..... not

>>77871118
Nobody can help you (including helicopter pilots). Also, you'd freeze to death up there with no gear.

Peterson's high level of support & low level of criticism illustrates how bad the Sargonification of the skeptosphere has been.

>>77871066
Fuck off we're full

>>77871172
now you're just changing the rules so fuck your hypothetical challenge.

why do yanks pronounce jaguar as "jag-wire"

it's painful

why do chicks make their beds so high

>>77871154
But isn't tommy robinson also trying to censor islam from the UK?

>>77871212
drumpf btfo

>>77871207
jagwars and grillers are my two favorite animals dude

literally. a plate of leaves.

CREGG, hey CREGG MY BRO

jaywalk across the street and hop into my Jagwire my dude! let's go get some fries after church bro

What is even the point of buying the book, it's filled with everything you already know.

>>77871207
O
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>>77871208
so foxes don't eat them

>>77871245
you know everything that is written in all books?

PREMIUM banter here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvavh1o9GkA&feature=youtu.be

>>77871066

would spend £200 on shoes, crampons, coat, oxygen tanks and £800 on sherpas to drag me up

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>>77871173
>skeptosphere

>>77871254
F
A
T
T
Y

>tfw we are living in a material world
>tfw I am a material girl
Music for this feel?

>>77871244
dude, y'all are gonna get a citation if you keep jaywalking

>>77871212
no he is trying to save the UK from a barbaric murderous rape cult that is taking over

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Fucking hell. What have we done

>>77871265
If you follow Tommy you already know what hes gonna say.

>>77871244
let's pick up maygan on the way
and don't forget to check your meer brah
hey, fancy an aig?

might start selling weed
jsa just aint cuttin it

BUMBACLAAT

>>77871275
There are no sherpas here and you don't need oxygen tanks for a 14,000 foot climb

ISIS is retreating from many fronts as they are gathering soldiers for the upcoming battles in their heartland along the Euphrates - between the cities of al-Mayadin and Albu Kamal.
They will fiercely defend this stretch of land as it serves as a gateway to Iraq. It is now the most important thing they control, and as they foresaw how the Raqqa battle would turn out, they declared al-Mayadin as their capital several months ago.

Once the SAA has retaken al-Sukhnah, they will push further east along the main motorway towards Deir Ezzor in order to lift the siege. The SDF will not be straying this far south.
ISIS has also been fiercely attacking SAA positions in eastern Hama countryside and will most likely attempt to secure the desert to the east of al-Sukhnah city in order to flank the SAA.

As for Rif Dimashq, the al-Tanf rebels have been slowly defecting to the SAA, and taking with them many weapons that were given to them by the Americans. The Americans have threatened the rebels with air strikes if they do not return the weapons and armored vehicles. Yet so far the rebels have not listened. The project has been abandoned, especially now since the SAA cut off the southern US-backed rebels from al-Tanf.

The US were desperate not to let the SAA reach al-Tanf and meet up with Iraqi Militias on the other side of the border as they do not want Iranian influence in Syria or a land crossing for Shia Militias. They threatened with air strikes and dropped leaflets but the SAA was not deterred.

Meanwhile in Idlib, things are falling apart. Nour al-Din al-Zenki has left the Hayyat Tahrir al-Sham coalition which sought to unify the different factions. This means that HTS is almost exclusively al-Qaeda (not that they weren't before the Zinki terrorists left) which means the USA has given the rebels an ultimatum stating that any association with HTS means they will be regarded as a terrorist entity.

(1/2)

OH RAG AH NO
BAY SIL

Can somebadi explain what office baneposting meme is?

>>77871271
so this is the so called deano humour?

might start selling my arse
jsa just aint cuttin it

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>>77871245

i want to support his valuable work

islam needs eradicating

>>77871316
He's become a Zionist since he found some Jews (or they found him) to fund his videos and shit.

I like women

>>77871343
take unfunny snippets from an unfunny british tv show written by and starring an unfunny british man, and combine it with a mildly amusing /tv/ meme

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Pls rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZB45lIlgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZB45lIlgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZB45lIlgw

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Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety! We don't want a Neesan hitting your trunk like last time!

egg

>>77871361
jews > muslims

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>he doesn't like the office bane meme

>>77871358
>one rando buying a shitty book from a racist cunt will eradicate islam
Na

>Doctor Who
>Fish and chips on a beach in Brighton
>Cups of tea
>Top hat
>Single mother daughter with a mixed race child
>Happily receieve my daily poz load when I visit my wife at the interracial breeding farm


This is what it truly means to be English.

>>77871390
shut up you cringeworthy bellend

>>77871378
Why didn't syria or even Saddam-era-Iraq invest in actual working anti-air?

>>77871361
he is jewish by birth m8

nothing wrong with the right type of jews (right wing)

>>77871424
pint

>>77871375
tough love right there

>>77871372
>no King Rooney
Never gonna make it

>try to be middle class
>study hard at school and uni
>get a good career path with a good first job in london
>realise i'll never actually be able to own a house, and even renting a whole apartment is far off
>realise that even if i do i'll probably end up as a commuter-runt who wants to top himself

>look up people from school who didn't try hard
>had kids from the ages of 16
>all got council houses, benefits and only work part-time in low-intensity jobs
>essentially have a higher standard of living than me

I reckon I've been had lads.

>>77871424
>>Fish and chips on a beach in Brighton
too windy and wet today lad

>>77871416
it's no.1 top seller on amazon

already sold out

the people are waking up to the islamic invasion

vive le revolution

>>77871271
honestly creasing

>Report: Trump threatened to shut down filming of Sharknado 3 because he didn't get cast as the President

oh wow

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>>77871372
>Newcastle and West Bum defenders

Other than that it's pretty good. Solid bench too which is refreshing to see.

Rate mine

>>77871271
cute

>>77871416
fuck off globalist

>>77871474
people doesn't equal crusty old racists

>>77871436
They do have anti-air.

But the rebels and ISIS do not have an air force

>>77871375
>How he carries her around
Alpha lad

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Hey Cregg, check out this skwerl on a booee

>>77871512
nah m8 gen x are the most redpilled in history

gloablist jews are starting to sweat

saran wrap

I emailed my old uni professor with

>Prof. Firstname Lastname

He replied
>Hi firstname

Can I go informal yet. Or play it safe with
>Prof. Lastname

there is literally no point being alive if you're ugly

any escortlads in

>>77871542
proof?
99% of them supported remain you twat

>>77871271
actually hilarious and will be adopting this form of banter VERY quickly

>>77871464
howling, it's so fucked but it's true

>>77871563
you should start it with arite geeza

>>77871534
bruh

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So how come he's not in prison
Actually how
Like we all know it was an illegal war and there is literally no defense he could give now
Why isn't he locked up for some nazi prison gang to play with

>>77871563
Prof. Firstname Lastname is not my president

>>77871464
>be me
>live like a king with literal house servants on £2000 a month
Ah yes, equality!

>>77871563
unless your professor is a pompous wanker he wont mind being called by his first name.

>>77871464
You're so helpless you dont deserve to be middle class

>>77871573
there is one
make everyone else uglier
*squirts acid in your face*

>>77871563
if he did hi firstname
you can probably get away with a hi.

in my experience (studying and also working in academia) people don't get too hung up about being addressed by their titles, because you're all adults.

>>77871563
depends how you used to address him, some get proper arsey because they worked for that title and don't want it dropped, I'd personally just go with 'Professor'

>>77871573
http://4umi.com/nietzsche/zarathustra/67

I believe modern Western women to be completely corrupted and incapable of any relationships, good only for sex

I believe that modern Western women should be raped and that they actually enjoy the experience, just like I believe that they don't deserve to live as they're basically the scum of the earth

I oppose women's suffrage and most current "women's rights" but support traditional women's rights and would even protect women in some areas they're not protected in now (they'd be paid to be stay at home mothers if need be, the crazy female rapist nonsense would be gone)

>>77871614
well you see, the elite are the ones in charge, and they wouldn't want to lock up one of their own
it sets a bad precedent and nobody's willing to do it

Any good copies of Baby Driver floating around lads?

>>77871517
They dont because they are obviously getting fucked up by American jets.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE


quite like this lad

>>77871372
If the Pea scores don't your right back and goaly lose points?

>>77871614
umm it wasn't an illegal war though

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>>77871372
VERY good, you almost copied me
>>77871503
>who is tony pulis

>>77871637
Don't think I'll be clicking that if I'm honest

>>77871603
https://twitter.com/POLITICOEurope/status/746255941331488768

ah yes caught leftypol in his web of lies

The Chad revenge

>>77871614
This women is interesting when she talks about anything that isnt politics.

>>77871665
FOY
can't make your decisions based on the first game when you're only allowed 1 free transfer per week

>>77871666
*proves it to be illegal*
what do you have to say to that huh
>>77871688
I should bloody well hope so

>>77871669
>who is tony pulis
>Le defensive football meme
West Brom only had 7 clean sheets last season

lived in germany before

the shitters there have a shelf from which you can inspect your poo before you flush it away.

miss that 2bvh

>>77871671
Art thou angry with me because I have already racked language too long? Because I have already counselled thee? But know that it is I, the ugliest man,

—Who have also the largest, heaviest feet. Where I have gone, the way is bad. I tread all paths to death and destruction.

But that thou passedst me by in silence, that thou blushedst—I saw it well: thereby did I know thee as Zarathustra.

Every one else would have thrown to me his alms, his pity, in look and speech. But for that—I am not beggar enough: that didst thou divine.

For that I am too rich, rich in what is great, frightful, ugliest, most unutterable! Thy shame, O Zarathustra, honoured me!

With difficulty did I get out of the crowd of the pitiful,—that I might find the only one who at present teacheth that 'pity is obtrusive'—thyself, O Zarathustra!

—Whether it be the pity of a God, or whether it be human pity, it is offensive to modesty. And unwillingness to help may be nobler than the virtue that rusheth to do so.

That however—namely, pity—is called virtue itself at present by all petty people:—they have no reverence for great misfortune, great ugliness, great failure.

Beyond all these do I look, as a dog looketh over the backs of thronging flocks of sheep. They are petty, good-wooled, good-willed, grey people.

As the heron looketh contemptuously at shallow pools, with backward-bent head, so do I look at the throng of grey little waves and wills and souls.

Too long have we acknowledged them to be right, those petty people: so we have at last given them power as well;—and now do they teach that 'good is only what petty people call good.'

And 'truth' is at present what the preacher spake who himself sprang from them, that singular saint and advocate of the petty people, who testified of himself: 'I—am the truth.'

That immodest one hath long made the petty people greatly puffed up,—he who taught no small error when he taught: 'I—am the truth.'

>>77871665
BTFO

>fantasy football

alri deano

might do a gay shag with a ladyboy

>>77871719
*counters your argument by quoting you*

heh, nothing personal pal

>>77871756
same

might do a gay shag with a hairy bear

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>>77871669
>>77871503
get on my level

Head of the Commonwealth is not an hereditary title, and there is no process for picking a new one when Liz dies

Reckon Trudeau will want the job?

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>I'm a bender

>>77871759
*calls you gay*
checkmate

>>77871677
>Ignoring the people who didn't vote
wasn't being literal anyway and it still proves my point that gen X loves the big brown cock

>>77871614
Because the investigation into whether he was out of order was conducted by his mate. That's how they do things in those circles, they don't take risks on letting outsiders have any power, or even potential to expose them. It's all one big community of secret societies made up of family, schoolchums, oath brothers, mutually compromised assets, and so on. Worst comes to the worst, they can always do what they did to Dr. David Kelly.

>>77871794
more likely to be someone like the president of india (who is a head of state but only ceremonial just like the queen) - than an acting PM.

>>77871786
>Mendy
Injured

>van Dijk
Will rot in the reserves because of his behaviour

>Gundogan
Defensive mid. Waste of funds.

>Mikky
Not guaranteed starts

>Coutinho
Going to Barca

>Not showing your bench

>>77871801
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>77871654
No they aren't, American jets do not strike the SAA or the ISF.

SAA has been hit a few times with American air strikes, whereupon the yanks said it was an accident and they were meaning to hit ISIS positions. That's obviously a lie but the USAF does not routinely strike the SAA.

If anyone's getting fucked up, its the US themselves.

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>I'm not a bender

was mathematics invented or discovered?

>>77871883
discovered.

>>77871883
invented.

Part Time Single Mummy

>>77871786
honestly fucking awful
not sure if this is meant to be a meme or something

>>77871883
theorised

>>77871883
both

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>>77871891
>>77871895

>>77871806
good post

>>77871932
rat faced slag

>>77871941
fuck up cunt

>full time yummy mummy
>body type : average
>my son is my world so if you can't accept that then fuck off, I'm looking for a real man xxx

>>77871657
most brits are around 70% neolithic british and the other 30% is celtic/saxon/norman/roman etc. everyone always thinks the celts were first but they werent the british isles were already inhabited by a basque people who arrived in prehistory

i have never seen a girl watch cricket

tights

>When the coffin reaches the abbey doors, at 11 o’clock, the country will fall silent. The clatter will still. Train stations will cease announcements. Buses will stop and drivers will get out at the side of the road.

The fuck? Most bus drivers are pakis and hate the queen

smeg me bell

I had a great shock on Saturday night here when someone successfully linked two of my gimmicks. I've had to drop one as a result.

probably late:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887
"Cardiff billboard offensive images display after hack"

>>77871993
YA ALI!

Not being edgy but i will literally be indifferent to the death of the queen.

smeg acts a good lubricant when you're bumming a bloke

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>Not being edgy but i will literally be indifferent to the death of the queen.

>Saturday night here
tragic

>>77872084
day off work desu

>>77872084
amazing. next caller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpug_XjmOtk

theory: tim has put his laptop in airplane mode

Imagine spending your time on fantasy fucking football

truly the vidya of deanos

>>77872084
t. Slobadan Milokovic

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>what does it mean to be english?

>>77871803
ah but you see

it's opposite day

>>77872121
this
>>77872127
>>77872142
she's an old lady, whose success comes from the fact that she avoids doing/saying anything at all in case it makes her unpopular.

not so dear.

>>77872153
me at the back

>>77872188
post fucking machines

>>77871447
He's shite for goals and assists

>>77871503
West Brom defence is rock solid under Pulis. Your team is ok, I favour Alli over Eriksen though. Also not sure whether West Brom will score enough goals to make Rodriguez worth it, even though I do like him.

>>77871665
Not sorted it for the first gameweek yet, Chicharito is almost certain to be on the bench for the first week

>>77871669
Good lad

>>77871875
No this is untrue. SAA were taking 2 units to a place in southern Syria. They were repeatedly warned by Americans not to and so they were blown.

The reason given by the Amerians for the attack was that there were Kurdish militia there that were connected with America.

Why do you all revere your Queen so? What has she done to warrant it, is there something I've missed? It seems to me that all she's done is attend public events and pose for a photo now and then.

>>77872201
fantastic post

>>77872180
She's the Queen you miserable fuck. It's gonna he intense

>>77872135
dopey cunt has probably flicked the network switch on the side of the laptop

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501701886014.webm

/Eurobeat/ lads

>>77872238
That's from a Powerade ad, it's fake and your webm is shit

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the lads

>>77872180
[said to dial tone]

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>>77871968
jej

>>77872228
why?
as i said she's literally just a woman who says and does nothing, in order to not offend.

why will i suddenly start giving a fly fuck when she dies?

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

The sheer amount of autistic preparation that goes into this makes me happy.

New thread
>>69696969
>>69696969

listening to free eurobeat

Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in high wycom.

>>77872252
>it's fake
looks pretty real to me. especially the part where he jumps 10 meters over the lifting bridge

and now, for something completely different

Would an FPL team of only British lads get me some points?

hello and welcom to the hudrualic press channel

Today we will be crushing this vary dangerous runt

*camera pans to a panicked-looking runt strapped to the bottom of the hydraulic press*

It is a vary dangerous runt and could attack at any time, so we must deal wis it
*clunk, whirrrr*

DEM MAN SOON END GORN DEAD UP
NAME THEM MAN AS A PACK THO

BUS WANKERS

PLAY A RECORD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgJ1n9DF1WE
getting redpilled lads

soccer is a pussy sport
load of wimy girls diving around more worried about their barnets than getting stuck in

Friendly reminder that we are now literally and unironically months away from having to give credit card details to view porn (and presumably 4chan)

absolutely love getting stuck in with some lads

>>77872447
despise this hack

>>77872459
>(and presumably 4chan)

Maybe read the article, not just the headline

It only applies to sites selling porn, same way the facesitting ban only applied if you bought the video

>>77872449
Alri Kev
Excited for the hockey to start?

>>77872459
hiro also blocked most vpns

so you'll have to buy a 4chan account if you want to hide from mummy may (but ofc hiro will sell everything associated with that account straight to the british government)

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ITS A FAAAAAKE

>>77872373
fuck off football yank!!

>>77872459
nothing wrong with this, /brit/ will be much nicer with underage twats gone

>>77872496
im a GAA man desu

why was facesitting banned again?

>>77872459
this is good, porn is cancer
it should be put out of reach of young minds but still available for the willing adult
>>77872485
dare not imagine the absolute state of your room

>>77872494
4chan is a website with pornography.

>>77872551
But not a site to purchase pornography

>>77872527
Wow gay

need to gas the jeremy kyle audience

>>77872527
>im a GAA man
made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKaWlCalTg

>>77872538
against the health and safety regulations

https://youtu.be/WOeYPpOblAw

>>77872538
Too sexy
Gave promising young lads heart attacks

>>77872520
>Giving your details to 4chan and mummy may
No thanks

>>77872494
No it doesn't. It applies to all porn sites. The point of the law is to stop children being able to view porn, they're well aware no one pays for it any more.

Not to mention the fact you obviously already need a card to buy porn so that would be completely redundant.

>>77872662
>>77872662
>>77872662

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>"Over the Hills and Far Away" - British Trad. Folk Tune - Arr. and performed by John Tams

>>77872595
Your 2nd statement is totally unlike your first, you;ve contradicted yourself

>>77871972
no

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moving to estonia to study for a year in 20 days lads.

Give me sweet words of comfort.

Also rate my FPL team.

Should I move to the uk? I hate it here