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kazz

mums watching the great british bake off from last year/series i assume
whos that absolute TOP qt girl lads

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sue

how much fish have you had this week lads

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decided to take the gf out for some fine dining this evening

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alri lads

honestly can't STAND a ponce who can't enjoy a good ruslters burger, like alri tarquin no need to get mad because i don't have caviar haha you fuckin ponce xx

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anime

(t)gf is ill and sleeping in my bed right now

>>77869113
I don't believe she's a real teacher

frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>>77869106
guy on the right that pinches the bum of the guy in front of him then grins
ascending woman next to ascending man
incognito paul scholes in the top right

>>77869116
keep it to one anime post per thread please.

>>77869115
they actually taste like warmed up sick though

and you have to wait 20 minutes for the bottom to cool before you can eat it

Really pisses me off how niggers think they can monopolise the rap genre even though almost all decent rappers these days are white.

>>77869113
CLEARLY fake. teachers quickly learn how to efficiently wipe a board and its not by doing little sweeps in the middle

>>77869115
once saw a rustlers burger that my builder had left in my fridge and I almost vomited

>>77869065
why are brits so fucking ugly

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>>77869162
was meant for
>>77869095
>>77869095

what I meant to post in reply to >>77869106 is
<----

The history of our times calls to mind those Walt Disney characters who rush madly over the edge of a cliff without seeing it, so that the power of their imagination keeps them suspended in mid-air; but as soon as they look down and see where they are, they fall.

Females should preserve their anal virginity and give it to incels. All incels should be able to take at least one female's anal virginity. Even if they are married or in a relationship, their anus should be exclusively for the use of incels. Incels should regularly be able to employ females' assholes to relieve themselves of sexual tension. If females do not comply they should be publicly tied down and gangraped. This will provide incentive for females to voluntarily give their anuses to incels.

>>77869191
they're not british

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post 10/10 gimmicks

>>77869097
pls respond

>>77869198
but why
incels not having sex is not a problem
they are too meek to do anything about it

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mfw tarquin spends £100 on a meal that tastes the same as this

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GEWOON BOEF MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJIUht2JpbI

>>77869164
i have never posted more than 1 anime in a thread

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>>77869218

>>77869164
You should come save /balt/ from animefags.

>>77869172
like who

>>77869242
Lie.

>>77869235
a classic, can beat out ANY poncey restaurant meal

>b-b-but muh atmosphere!

>>77869108
had some tuna on monday otherwise NONE.

is there anything better than cheesecake?

>>77869191
they're not ugly

>>77869261
and to think i considered you a posting ally

>>77869282
a nice bumming desu

>>77869282
yes

I want to fuck an Englishman in the buttocks

>>77869221
>>77869097
Mary Berry

The affluent society is a society of voyeurs. To each his own kaleidoscope: a tiny movement of the fingers and the picture changes. You can't lose: two fridges, a mini-car, TV, promotion, time to kill... then the monotony of the images we consume gets the upper hand, reflecting the monotony of the action which produces them, the slow rotation of the kaleidoscope between finger and thumb. There was no mini-car, only an ideology almost unconnected with the automobile machine. Flushed with Pimm's No.1, we savour a strange cocktail of alcohol and class struggle. Nothing surprising any more, there's the rub! The monotony of the ideological spectacle makes us aware of the passivity of life: survival. Beyond the pre-fabricated scandals - Scandale perfume, Profumo scandal - a real scandal appears, the scandal of actions drained of their substance to the profit of an illusion which the failure of its enchantment renders more odious every day. Actions weak and pale from nourishing dazzling imaginary compensations, actions pauperized by enriching lofty speculations into which they entered like menials through the ignominious category of 'trivial' or 'commonplace', actions which today are free but exhausted, ready to lose their way once more, or expire under the weight of their own weakness. There they are, in every one of you, familiar, sad, newly returned to the immediate, living reality which was their birthplace. And here you are, bewildered and lost in a new prosaism, a perspective in which near and far coincide.

>>77869282
cheesycock

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>>77869298

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>>77869277
>rubicon

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>>77869277

I'm pro-rape

Here's why, SOME people literally cannot control their urges and have to get off in some way, if a guy or girl forces you into sex be GLAD they think you're attractive enough to waste their time on you.

I think it's dumb too that people are getting YEARS for such a dumb "crime" literally it won't 'scar' you that long. Maybe a week and that's it. By you reporting rape, you're literally ruining someone else's life that cared enough about you to have sex with you, sex is suppose to be meaningful.

If you don't want to be raped there are many ways to prevent it, if you let it happen then clearly you want it to happen and you deserve it

>>77869305
b't g'y

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Huh

>>77869309
going to slap you

>>77869218
https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU

literally only deano's and tarquin's eat out

>overdress to go to runt restaurant
>spend your entire day's wages overpaying for some runt slop
>pretend you both had a good time and enjoyed the experience

>>77869343
3 more years

>he doesn't get a foot long every time he goes to subway

Are you even a man?

>>77869282
tiramisu

>>77869343
Smumpf btfo

>>77869343
baloompf is FINISHED

So cute omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3FCIZ5qeQk

>>77869353
you just sound bitter and jealous

5 best films of all time-

melancholia
the wrestler
synecdoche, new york
nightcrawler
hell or high water

>>77869388
perv

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501697176965.webm

*doing a drive*

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lmao Tarquin actually goes to the effort of making Christmas dinner when this tastes just as good

BREAKING:

ISIS releases photo report of a double suicide operation targeting an SDF Operational Headquarters in the Mashalab Neighborhood of Raqqa

One of the bombers looks very young (I would guess about 14 years old)

>>77869364
7

One day, when Rousseau was travelling through a crowded village, he was insulted by a yokel whose spirit delighted the crowd. Rousseau, confused and discountenanced, couldn't think of a word in reply and was forced to take to his heels amidst the jeers of the crowd. By the time he had finally regained his composure and thought of a thousand possible retorts, any one of which would have silenced the joker once and for all, he was at two hours distance from the village.

Aren't most of the trivial incidents of everyday life like this ridiculous adventure? but in an attenuated and diluted form, reduced to the duration of a step, a glance, a thought, experienced as a muffled impact, a fleeting discomfort barely registered by consciousness and leaving in the mind only the dull irritation at a loss to discover its own origin? The endless minuet of humiliation and its response gives human relationships an obscene hobbling rhythm. In the ebb and flow of the crowds sucked in and crushed together by the coming and going of suburban trains, and coughed out into streets, offices, factories, there is nothing but timid retreats, brutal attacks, smirking faces and scratches delivered for no apparent reason. Soured by unwanted encounters, wine turns to vinegar in the mouth. Innocent and good-natured crowds? What a laugh! Look how they bristle up, threaten on every side, clumsy and embarrassed in the enemy's territory, far, very far from themselves. Lacking knives, they learn to use their elbows and their eyes.

>>77869401
honestly why I can't put eurobeat on in my car

>>77869241
ik kan het niet verstan omv.

deze jongetjes wonen in belgie of nederland, twee van de rijkste landen in hele wereld. landen met veel gelegenheid en goede leefskwaliteit. waarom doen ze alsof zich amerikaanse ghetto mensen zijn?

reckon szchlumpfssh will resign before the end of 2018

>>77869228
just you wait for the beta uprising cunt

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>>77869343
STILL better than Hillary would've been.

>>77869436
brum?

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>>77869333
good post

>>77869390
jealous of you taking your bird out to pizza hut in your polyester suit deano? heh think again xx

>>77869429
Rousseau BTFO

Didn't read the rest.

Memetic batallion reporting for duty. Alright lads, my last comment got zucced but I'll once again give it to you straight - this place has great food, great atmosphere, promotes high family values and it's a great place to take out your christian girlfriend to. You'll have a grand time - promote family and faith baby, its the hottest thing a man can do. Deus vult my dudes

woman at work had never heard of karl marx

>>77869405
>GAME

this is probably the grimmest thing about it.

>>77869353
>>spend your entire day's wages overpaying for some runt slop
Yeah maybe on your runt salary. Spending a grand at a michelin starred restaurant is petty cash for actually successful people

*opens the door to /brit/*

Shiiiit really want a kebab pizza now ;/

>>77869469
my gf is a tranny and a vegan so most restaurants don't cater to her

>>77869401
tell me about cricket in austria

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>>77869463
n-nee
iemand anders

>>77869469
kek at this failure's idea of a night out
he's probably never even seen anyone higher than a deano

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>>77869343
>billionaires r dumme

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durriormmmooph ububBbtTTTTDOFFFooooofoFOFOOFOFOO

immmporroe2cbhhemnt benhenofreomh htejend d juen ofn jf the wwdoubwnweeeeeeek
k[oo#

heheh
dwiediohp[#
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hhohohoh

>>77869492
Carl Marks? as in Marks and sparks??

imagine looking up insults from the 19th century to make yourself sound smart
absolutely pathetic

*puts Baby Cakes on the /brit/ Sonos*

>>77869529
heb je al een goede baan

>>77869221
Candice Brown?

>>77869342
No I'm not gay, I simply want to show dominance.

>>77869458
agreed, she is a paeodphile muderer (look up pizzagate) who is just a front fro goerge soros and the jews and probably sacrifices children to a goat god

just well sourced facts simple as

>>77869405
what does scrambled egg and bacon have to do with Christmas

>>77869508
ID please m8

this is and 18+ establishment

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>kek

>>77869538
rofl

>>77869498
>>77869532
alri tarquin no need to get uppity haha xx

literally have not felt hungry once in a whole year kind of worried about stomach cancer but i think i'd be pretty much dead if i did, r-right? i think i need an endoscopy anyway to check for h pylori but that would take long 3 months to be referred to a gastro specialist and dunno if i can be arsed with that

donald trump? donald drumpf is more like it

what's the best phone case lads

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501625429549.webm

*breaks into your house with the lads*
*all of us charging and shouting loudly whilst carrying cases of alcohol on our shoulders*
ANON ITS TIME TO DRINK

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>agreed, she is a paeodphile muderer (look up pizzagate) who is just a front fro goerge soros and the jews and probably sacrifices children to a goat god

>>77869622
don't get why people buy phones because they're do thin and then smack a great big case on it

>>77869625
*stands my ground and opens fire*

can't stop listening to clarence clarity

>>77869561
apparently its the 2014 series

>>77869112
What is that yellow drink?

Think I've been convinced that Kiev is rightful Russian clay

Thoughts?

>>77869625
*sits down in the corner and quietly drinks half the alcohol you brought without breaking a sweat*
*drinks the dregs out of your empty bottles and cans when you all leave to go to the club*

>>77869178
More likely she's a student, teachers will have them clear the boards.

>>77869645
have you looked any of it up to prove its false?

Donald J Trump. The J stands for Jolly Bad President amirite?

president toilet bog fart

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Anime

>>77869622
one that lets you hold 2-3 cards on the back

Shiiiit really want a chicken Kiev pizza now

mental to think there are people who drink juice and fizzy drink daily.

>>77869679
correct
most of ukraine should be split up among it's neighbours
(though red ruthenia could be made into its own country)

>>77869707
semen demon

>>77869624
intriguing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccztRby3FAk

CHUUUNE

sister's grassed to mum saying i nonced her -_-
might be getting kicked out lads

what's the lewdest maisie webm out there lads?

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real communism has never been tried

>>77869736
'e

>>77869624
did they dead?

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>>77869668

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWhPimx07H0

They can't keep getting away with making slammer after banger after cracker

>>77869747
the one I recorded when I met her outside a pub in carlow

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501584340491.webm

>>77869625
*pulls out the beer pong table*

LET'S
GET
SCHIWFTYYYYYYYY

>>77869760
wew who is this semen demon

>>77869733
wow this is a really cool indie tune m8

you're so alternative and cool how can I be just like you

>>77869776
exquisite post

Fuck lads anyone got the latest commieslugs pics?? I NEED A WAAAAANNKKK

If by the age of 18 literally no girl has shown any kind of sexual interest in you, it's over, you're most likely genetic garbage.

Honestly don't get the fascination with "eating out" and "fine dining", MUCH happier with my £1 rustlers burger, tastes just as good as what you wasted £50 on

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hate pints
love shots

simple as

>>77869668
tell your mum to get a life
why is she watching the old ones?

>>77869760
yes her :3

>>77869776
does he have metal balls or what?

>>77869764
why is every song you people post in this thread some form of hip hop
sick of it

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>>77869776
god I wish that was me

Guarding a marquee tonight lads. No power, heat, running water or phone. Runt life

>>77869817
idk they remade it or something it has dutch titles and everything

>>77869843
hello cracker

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>>77869711
i'm thinking this one but it's like 20 odd quid but it'll keep my phone protected looks nice and can hold cards

>>77869291
but they are

me and the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G8YCM0pGfU

>>77869843
yeah man modern music is trash why is there no talent anymore people should only listen to led zeppelin maaaan real musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRXnzhbhpHU

>>77869879
because those are the only two genres of music after all

i will fight @190cm master race

why do second-rate phones still feel so gimped in 2017?

how hard is it to give the display a decent resolution?

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>>77869874
meant one like this

>>77869874
I have that exact case and you can only comfortably hold 1 card in it. Biggest waste of £20

>>77869867
can't your mum speak english?

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how do i get a gf

i will attack you

>>77869898
I'll pay for a seat

Doing nofap, feeling quite primal lads

>>77869926
*Punches you arm*

>>77869921
hate these uncanny valley ayy lmao freaks

>>77869919
lil bit everyone from before 1980 or so is much better in german as their second language

How did Russia get so fucking big?

>>77869921
be attractive in some way
be confident
be yourself
be funny

>>77869942
enjoy your prostate cancer

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NEED a gf with nice hair

>>77869910
imagine not being able to spend £700 on a new phone every 6 months

state of these impoverished cunts

how about you GET A JOB huh

how do i get a bf?

How come we don't invest loads in our arms industry? Like, on a council level, why don't we use the money we gain to get steady money from BAE and the like?

>>77869921
narcissistic little cunt

>>77869960
filthy cunt denies the armenian genocide

>>77869951
nobody else wanted the land

>>77869949
give her a slap from me

>>77869960
would gladly pull the trigger on this disgusting woman

>>77870000
nah shes nice

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brandy, grey goose, alize, champs
got her number on the pallasades ramp

>>77869989
tell me about cricket in ireland

>>77869967
literal deano

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the so called scran.

BREAKING:

The ISIS suicide attack that hit a gathering of SDF fighters at Mashlab neighborhood in Raqqa (mentioned earlier) has reportedly destroyed 2 vehicles, with 19 SDF casualties.

>>77869707
Who is this demon of semen?

Tim can't get on the internet and he is NOT happy

>>77870023
pics
>>77870046
the runt ingestion

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I got this one because it looks like it has a 4chan clover symbol on the clasp. Might paint it green for the lulz.

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>>77869960
My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

>getting a phone case

hello you literal woman

*takes off headphones*
aha lad come get a listen to this it's pure brilliant yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHnNIoNUZig

>>77869625
someone post the lads dancing through the corridor

>>77870062
these hackers need to fuck off

>>77870081
>€20 note
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>>77870046
dire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1mUEhKQfc
cho0o0o0o0oo0oo0o0o00o0n

>>77869983
they do mate when they have a surplus afaik, hence all those caught out in the iceland banking thing. art as well is another thing they have lots of, even little ones.

>>77870116
does anyone have that one of farage at eurovision
normie meme but I liked it

>>77869916
think i want one that covers the front but all the leather ones that cover the front look fucking disgusting imo

The daughter of the couple who runs the chinky is a right azn piece lads, NEED me an asian GF and it would mean free takeaway, not sure how to approach though.

Thoughts? xxx

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Go to the waves of grain
In the center of the state
Go away
Go to a parking lot
Sit on the ground and cry
You'll never know why

>>77870122
genuine runt music

would never associate with you in real life just by the look in your beady little eyes

>>77870154
pathetic weeb nonce
consider self inflicted bodily harm

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

>NHS hired doctor found guilty of 52 cases of unlawful penetration. Did he use drugs?

>4 terrorists convicted after sting operation

>Copper dead after faulty training exercise

News has been very hectic today

>>77870172
LOL

CHOON
https://youtu.be/UYEFTfmhVMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rskkx-G9ITs

howling

tim actually has a virus

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>>77869776

Don't understand this t b h. A girl giving your balls a cheeky squeeze is hot but this is too much

>>77870154
slit your own neck you hopeless weeb beta

>>77869106

slut

>>77870182
>NHS hired doctor found guilty of 52 cases of unlawful penetration. Did he use drugs?
Wonder what color his skin was

>>77870163
would never throw a gunfinger your way in a rave anyway you mug

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>>77870081
>he bought the autism phone holder

>>77870136
Huh
How come we're so poor that we can't afford the NHS and all that shite then?

>>77870154
make small talk with her (ask her lots of questions). make eye contact with her.

ask her out.

>>77870172
scrumpf btfo

>>77870178
You've said that already. Is this pasta or summin?

>>77869726
>>77870059

I'd tell you if I knew 2bh

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>>77870173
>>77870207
lay off lads you're hurting my feelings xx

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Watching New Girl for the second time. Just noticed Artemis Pebdani (Always Sunny in Philadelphia) guest stars in this episode.

Lot of overlap in talent between IASIP and New Girl.

post (kpop) slags

>>77870178
*buys a stradivarius and immediately sells it*

>>77869910
i've been using a 2nd hand galaxy s4 (1080p screen) since 2015 and its still fast. i just put lineageOS on it rather than samsung's stock android and avoid installing the facebook bloat apps

>>77870236
i posted it a few days ago and then a bot keeps spamming it.

think other people are spamming it now.

>>77870236
dont know what you're talking about.

>>77870211
because I'd never set foot in the greasy little runtraves you infest, horrible little creature.

I am better than you.

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ltr7x8nO2M

>>77870210
Twas an Indian/Hindu.

i suffer in rural chelmsford

Trump will get a 2nd term

>>77869726
>>77870059
She's from Legend of Galactic Heroes apparently

>>77870191
shrieking and bellowing at this

tim is such a fucking retard

found out the other day my line manager is an anime/kpop nonce

can't look at him the same way

>>77870191
nah
he's just a fuckwit

>>77870206
after a while the cheeky squeeze is not enough anymore
this is higher in the ball busting escalation

>>77870191
Can't see it

>>77870288
can't be president from prison sweaty x

>>77870294
Matt Ludford?

>>77870294
Is his name Matt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU4LTv_eNgQ

IT HABBERNIN

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>>77870275
shagged more birds than you ever will

gf likes it when I squeeze her cock and balls

>>77870269
>>77869910
They use hardware that disintergrates after being used for X months. The software updates also eventually start to make it slower, lol.

Fucking swine. Might look into the lineagOS. What is it exactly, anon?

my name jeff

>>77870091
Grim

That's the single most depressing thing I've read today

Why are you living together with such people

>>77870324
>>77870327
no

>buy a moto g lte years ago
>it still works just fine to this day

hmm

>>77870368
t. Ol' Matty Ludders

>>77870091
For someone who unaware, what is wrong with TYT? They are an alternate news source, no?

>>77870341
You've shagged a couple of ugly little chlamydia bombs while they were off their face on 3rd-rate mdma, mate. Dream on.

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>5'10"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQ90_dv6I8

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hmmm yes the female mind

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>>77870391
touched a nerve did I virgin boy?

5'3 and could heem the FUCK out of any of you, wanna call me a manlet? fine, but don't complain when your jaw is in another solar system

>>77870432
I don't think you could reach

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need a jellybean gf

>>77870416
The Virgin Screenshot

>>77870432
Willy:height ratio?

>>77870424
>can't think of a retort so he says something random about nerve touching
hmm ok

go and listen to your shitty nigger music now sweetie :) x

NEWS:

ISIS releases photo report from Diyala Province, Iraq.

>Targeting Rafidhi Zaghiniyah al-Kabirah Village with a number of 60mm Mortar Rounds.

No casualty count released as of now - will update when more details emerge.

>>77870432
*holds you at arms length while your arms swing furiously*

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do i look like a deano?

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>>77870473
will do
this set's 'ard blud

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The Chad Phone History

>>77870452
kek

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>>77870456

ASMR women are all money grabbers and/or mentally deranged

>>77870486
yes

why doesn't tim just reset his router
why doesn't tim just call up his ISP and ask them what's up?
wait no I remember
he's a mentally ill man, he doesn't think rationally

>>77870494
W810I MENTIONED
THE FUCKING GOAT

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>ASMR

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CARDIFF BILLBOARD

>>77870502
>except

>22 years old
>Turned 3k into 20k (current value but the high was 45kish) trading cryptocurrencies
>Make about 30k a year
>Can't think of any other ways to make money and honestly feel like a right poor cunt

I just want to buy a flat in London with no mortgage before I'm 30. Or maybe a small mortgage so I'll still have money left to invest.

Any business ideas lads?

>>77870502
Get rid of the or

>>77870416
link to thread

>>77870530
it was on bbc news today desu

>>77870541
give it all to me, I'll invest it wisely and then give you the profits in a few years

>>77870530
guessing you haven't been on here today... shit hit the fan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

>>77870541

>I just want to buy a flat in London with no mortgage before I'm 30

runty aspirations. Could buy more property oop north for cheaper

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起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!

把我们的血肉,筑成我们新的长城!

中华民族到了最危险的时候,

每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。

起来!起来!起来!

我们万众一心,

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

前进!前进!进!

>>77869959
t. addicted to masturbating

>>77870541
buy houses in suburban greater manchester
house prices there are going to go mental in 20 years

>>77870502
There's nothing mentally ill about this - if I were a fit girl with a following of desperate betas I'd definitely do this too.

>>77870541
start shotting gear

>>77870541
Property development, starting with caravans.

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>>77870573

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Oh my fucking days

>>77870541
>I just want to buy a flat in London with no mortgage before I'm 30.

not fucking happening unless you're a literal millionaire, just accept it

>>77870494
T28 was LITERALLY my first phone

>>77869959
jokes on you

excessive masturbation in 20s and 30s increases risk for prostate cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJziBQ6OLoQ

DUDE CHECK OUT BUZZ ALDRINS INSTAGRAM BRUH

>>77870564
alright mate I'll send the money over now. What are your bank details?

>>77870582
Unfortunately I work in London and it's the only place I can work. I'll move out of London if/when I start a family and buy a real house.

>>77870502
lmao, they're not the mentall ill ones they know exactly what they're doing
the mental ill one is the people that buy it

>>77870552

https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/6r3jpf/found_on_an_old_forum_called_sluthatecom_i_think/

>>77870422
>>77870422
>>77870422