/brit/

Big, british cocks.

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>>77867164

friendly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcqHCwjd1iM

british people sound so stupid

Yanks are:
-smelly
-fat
-NOT welcome

https://twitter.com/Toxic_Fem?lang=en

>navy blue ralph lauren button down with rolled up sleeves
>brown belt
>brown DW watch
>stone chinos
>brown desert boots

r8 the fit for the 'inder date lads

>>77867176
Owais Shah

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>>77867176

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sue

>>77867191
don't care

>>77866971
it was a reaction to all the nogs and rapefugees in Germany apparently. probably got molested/harassed too many times

>>77867028
those two girls raised in the Nazi commune Louis Theroux met became hippies

>>77867194
the virgin outfit

>>77867141
Stop posting my image

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anime

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>>77867186
fantastic post

alt right women are just sluts

just laid a runt trap lads, be careful of what you post of you WILL be captured

>>77867208
https://twitter.com/Toxic_Fem?lang=de

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>>77867203

having a meat and potato pie for tea

>>77867141
Not even gay, but this is a cute guy

>>77867243
https://twitter.com/bbcthree/status/892339399513354240

ISIS making a huge counter-offensive east of Salamiyah city. 30+ SAA dead and many dead ISIS too.

ISIS has captured 6 checkpoints on the outskirts of Mufakar village and fully captured the oil mill area - fights are ongoing.

Reports now stating that SAA has recaptured some of the points, still very heavy fighting in this area though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsPCY05nM78

If you're against hugelkultur, you're against me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXckvuwZkwY
NEED a falklands gf

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rate the progression
moderate > normie conservative > white nationalist > ancap > nrx

>>77867235
would quite like to fuck brittany pettibone's face though

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>>77867254

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>>77867203

>>77867276
wow what will it be next month?

>>77867267
hagelschlag

*runts*

>>77867276
the virgin political evolution

Hhhhmmm a bit knackered and it's miserable out but I told myself I'd go for a run (the first in years) tonight.

nowt wrong with capitalism

can buy what I desire

simple as

>>77867276
>unconscious > rorke > rorke > rorke > rorke

fixed

>>77867290
Nevermind, the wife is cuter

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*enters thread*

>>77867272
Not big on candy desu
Swedish fish are my favorite
Mike n Ikes are also good especially the berry flavor box

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Any aesthetics man in? Pls r8 eiza Gonzalez pls

love coronas

>>77867385
i like mike n ikes
didnt even know they were american

>>77867391
looks weird

*riles up the runts*

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such a boring sequel

>>77867391
what's wrong with her face?

>>77867407
They might not be

>>77867291
absolute state of footy fans desu

Had a mate of mine acquire some ammonium chloride from the ice-cream factory
I can't wait to feast on it until my whole mouth is bleeding

>>77867391
too swarthy for me
not racist just like pale women

>>77867220
fuck off haraldur

>>77867391
manface/10

just ordered a couple cheeky sex toys

>>77867291
love this man

>>77867397
corona is part of the willy

>tfw 5'4 and built like a ammonium chloride producer

>>77867423
I checked and they are
the company also makes Goldenberg's Peanut Chews, Hot Tamales, Peeps, Teenee Beanee jelly beans, and Zours

>>77867438
kills me seeing pale beauties tan

gonna be sharing my new house with 3 other guys

Put one up for Shackle Me Not, clean logic procreation
I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent
While the triple sixers' lassos keep angels roped in the basement
I walk the block with a halo on a stick, poking your patience
Y'all catch a thirty second flash visual
Dirty cooperative med platoon
Bloom, head-trip split ridiculous
Fathom the splicing of first generation fuck-up
With trickle-down anti-hero smack (Kraken!)
I pace my game for zero hour completion cretin, splash
Duke of early retirement picket dream
American Nightmare hogging the screen
I'll hold the door open so you can stumble in
If you'd stop following me around the jungle gym
Now it's honor, and I spell it with the 'H' I stole from heritage
Merit crutched on the wretched refuse
From my teeming resonance
I promise, tempest tossed breed with a bleeding conscience
See, the creed accents responsive
But my spores divorced the wattage
And I'm sleeping now — wow! — yeah, the settlers laugh
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags to rags
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs (You won't be laughing!)
Then I'll hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed
So I triple knot 'em and forgot 'em
His origami dream is beautiful
But man, those wings will never leave the ground
Without a feather and a lottery ticket, now settle down

*stops for a moment*

*closes eyes*

*tries to put himself in your shoes*

*imagines the shock you must be feeling*

gosh

>>77867490
this

>>77867473
>Goldenberg's

>>77867473
Hot tamales and zours are good but they're just different flavored Mike n Ikes

7'6 built like a sainsburys local

can't wait until my free range runts *cough* I mean australians wake up in 4/5 hours

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>>77867408
>>77867420
>>77867438
>>77867450

>look up girl I went to school with
>she looks 50 despite being 22

ah yes very impressive

>>77867524
you need to stop smoking blud

just watched the invitation

didnt realise it wasn't tom hardy playing the lead until literally half an hour in, looks just like him

>>77867141
Looks like a ftm tranny I once knew. She was fucking annoying.

BREAKING:

ISIS has conducted a two-man martyrdom operation targeting a gathering of SDF forces on the edges of Mashlab neighborhood towards the east of Raqqa.

Also, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Shia mosque attack in Herat, Afghanistan.

Official ISIS Statement:
>The inghimasiyyin 'Umayr 'Asim and Tayyib al-Khurasani - may Allah accept them- set out last night, armed with explosive vests, assault rifles, and hand grenades, and attacked the Rafidhi Mushrikin in the Jawwadiyyah Temple in the area of Bakr Abad in Herat. They massacred the filthy Rafidah, killing nearly 50 of them and wounding more than 80 others.

Meanwhile, the Taliban has denied any responsibility of this bombing. However, they claim to have shot down an American UH20 Black Hawk Helicopter in Nangahar Province, Afghanistan.

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having some lager lads

>>77867551
*yawns loudly*

>looking up people you went to school with and seeing most of them have got kids and some married

Fills me with woe

>>77867529
Stop postin this guy please

ah, good evening /brit/! Time for your story.

Did I ever tell you about the one where I met a guy who was 7'6 and built like a sainsburys local?

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what the hell am I meant to say to matches on tinder I have no idea

>>77867595
ey bby u wan sum fuk

>>77867595
ey gurl u want sum fuk

It's not that I don't go after white girls, it's just that they don't spend enough time to look attractive for me to want to approach them

>>77867595
Literally "Show me yours and I'll show you mine x"

>>77867442
how can we fix dutch cricket?

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>>77867530
I looked up the fittest girl in school (who also bullied me a bit and was a horrible person) a couple of years ago and she's a single mother who smokes now

brilliant result

>>77867595
ey gurl- damm, beat me to it

>>77867623
>>77867625
SNAP

>>77867623
>>77867625
this was coordinated on the leftypol discord

>>77867556
want to try this. quite the proponent of mixed fruits koppaberg

Non-virgins are just jealous of my virginity

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>look up guy who used to bully me
>wife had a miscarriage

>>77867651
HATE them

>>77867676
probably bullied her into it

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>>77867587
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/h73clb8aq607q1e3

18:14:34

>>77867693
maybe.
i just made it up for (you)s
was never even bullied

>>77867702
hmm..

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>look up the guy who used to bully me
>his life has worked out better than expected

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

Offensive images have been displayed on a Cardiff city centre billboard, prompting a police investigation.

Swastikas and far-right images were displayed on the Queen Street screen on Tuesday night after a hacker gained control and selected what was shown.

Writing in an anonymous online post, the hacker claimed there was a security vulnerability with the screens.

>>77867595
Hi! Nice to meet you. Seems like we both struck a match! Tinder! haha
So, what are you doing this fine day? Apart from talking to me on here! haha
x

had sex with 25 girls
half of them were quite ugly
about a quarter of them were 'good looking'

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>>77867623
>>77867625
>>77867635

ahh mhmm yes I see

>>77867709
Not happy about this, apologise to everyone in this thread for deceiving them.

Been 2 months since finished uni and not found a job. Being neet is fucking boring

>>77867741
Had sex with your mom

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>>77867737

>>77867699
the bender voice

>>77867741
did they play cricket?

I'm not used to drinking, but that sure doesn't mean I can just go out raping people

>>77867761
Then you're doing it wrong

ISIS has released an infographic stating they carried out 50 suicide bombings in the month of July 2017.

7 suicide bombings were targeted at the SAA.
24 suicide bombings were targeted at the SDF
19 suicide bombings were targeted at the ISF

11 attacks were carried out by suicide belt
35 attacks were carried out by SVBIED
4 attacks were carried out by various other explosives.

Raqqa Governorate saw the most suicide bombings in July (26), followed by Ninawa Province in Iraq (12)

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>>77867737

>>77867783
How do i do it right?

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gf just sent this through WhatsApp

>>77867795
I dunno, I've never been neet

But the neets on 4chan seem to think it's great when they call me a wagecuck, so maybe ask around

>>77867731
because he did the swasticka now it's a hate crime and he's fucked. called it

Going to go for a shower

>>77867808
It's horrible. How these fuckers tolerate it i've no idea.

*surreptitiously presses the janny button*

>>77867799
WHOA U CANT POST BOOBY ON \BRIT/ THAT AGAINST RULE

>>77867799
Not interested tbqh

>>77867795
Get friends

Love infographics

>>77867799
finally a good yank post

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>>77867767
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/7gmokycjwse90bn7

>>77867851
Hard to do when i'm a borderline personality disorder ridden transgirl

*clandestinely google what surreptitiously means*

>>77867258
ISLAM IS NOT OPPRESSIVE

*leaves house without niqab*
*gets battered within an inch of my life*

>>77867761
KEEP
APPLYING

>>77867799
mmm
females

*nonchalantly pushes the "nuke the Danes" button*

>>77867872
L O N D O N

>>77867872
post face

>>77867852
this cunt's fatter than the cat

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>>77867141
Good edition

>>77867254
This

>>77867220
Hey babe whatchu doing tonight?

>>77867290
DELET THIS!

>>77867548
AND THIS!

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>>77867799
Horrible facial aesthtics

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Which level are you on lads?

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tell me about connor doran

hehe
nobody ever says italy

>>77867872
plenty of other mentally ill blokes on here to be friends with

>>77867910
3

>>77867892
Do you like salmiakki?

>>77867799
to her bull?

>>77867910
3

>>77867892
tell me about cricket in finland

>>77867910
5, both of my parents are retired and I'm a NEET

>>77867882
no shit, i thought if i sat on my arse i'd get hired instantly

>>77867890
you first

>>77867925
nice bait

might play with nmy willy lads

OFFICIAL /brit/ GIMMICK GUIDE AUGUST 2017

Patrician tier
>ballbusting
>Office Baneposting

High tier
>mocking Deanos
>Kev
>third eye/pineal gland
>you arrive at ___

Bread and butter staples tier
>slags
>crisps
>FOY
>business idea:
>fedoraposting
>gayposting
>strawpoll
>*action*posting
>Cara
>Maisie
>Sophie
>ah yes
>@posting

Underrated tier
>vocaroo
>Elle
>Felicity
>Shakespeareposting

Stale tier
>Farageposting
>nasheeds
>Yank politics
>runtposting

Runt tier:
>Tim
>simple as
>gook waifus
>anime
>Bradleyposting
>Reddit flags

Cancer tier:
>commieslags
>leftypol
>/r9k/ tripfagging
>um sweaty x

Take a penknife to your jugular immediately tier:
>Ash

>>77867910
10
I voted leave and am moving to France

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>>77867638
>bullied
>by a girl

Ahahahaha state of you tbqh lad

Do dagos call you pirates IRL as a derogatory term?

>>77867910
9. My sister is unironically friends with Boris' son so I reckon I could wrangle a ticket to his basement if it came to it

>>77867978
no I think it's just mexicANO who does that

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/oilouflnp381ae3h

How do I office banepost?

BREAKING:

Taliban has carried out a SVBIED suicide operation targeting foreign troops near NDS QRF battalion in Shorandam area of Kandahar.

The suicide attack destroyed 2 APC's and killed 15 soldiers, including 2 officers.

The suicide bomber was called Asadullah Kandahari.

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>>77867970

heh.. insult the alt-right all you want, but I am part of a brotherhood... one that has been forged in blood and steel (online), one that is afraid to stand against lefty sjw cuckoldry when no one else would

I completed my baptism of fire on the battlefields of 4chan and Reddit during the gamergate wars, earning me the rank of level 4 pede, my name commands respect across /pol/ and r/The_Donald and I have legions of dedicated anti-cucks at my disposal

our shadilay war cry chills the blood of even the most hardened cuck, as we ride into battle in the cyber world

for kekistan...

Hmm... Lads. Shall I ingest these mushrooms of purported magical properties which I have harvested last year this evening?

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>>77867940
Yes! I love it :3 But not as much as I love you >;3

Who are these people that deliver for Amazon now? A while ago it used to be actual delivery services like DHL and DPD, now its random cunts in their own cars who just lob the parcels into the yard

>>77867913
what do you want to know?

>>77867976
getting bullied by girls is worse than getting bullied by men
men understand pain and know when to stop
women on the other hand, they're just pure evil

>>77867910
2.5

>>77868039
You fucked it all up with the last word of that post

>>77868064
everything

>>77867976
She was one of the most popular kids in the school because she was so good looking, but we had surnames that were next to each other alphabetically so whenever teachers got pissed and arranged people alphabetically in class I'd have to sit next to her and she was horrible

She used to bring matches into english class, light them, then fling them at me. She once also slathered her hand with a pritt stick and then slapped me.

looking back on it she probably had severe ADHD

@77868030
Why would you even save this let alone post it? Just utterly, utterly grim and nauseating

>>77868039
Commit sudoku

>>77868047
I'll soon acquire a sizable amount of pure ammonium chloride (salty licorice salt)
It's going to be dooping mental

>>77868096
she was flirting with you idiot

>>77867970
space jin :3

>>77868096
Your teachers got drink? What shithole school did you go to?

>>77868053
some courier/delivery companies let drivers use their own vehicles

You all can't see my name when I post, right?

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What's the most number of times you've successfully wanked in one day? 3 is my record

>>77868096
wouldn't mind the slapping bit desu

>>77867970
>ball busting
Is it August 2016 again?

>>77868147
7

>>77868144
They're either fat (lazy cunt getting paid to drive all day) or blacks (easy job like security work) aswell

>>77868147
i get turbo horny when hungover, probably like 10

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I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.

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>>77868107
Sounds scary D: Be careful, Haraldur!

>>77868128
DO NOT think so

>>77868182
yes that sounds right

>>77868147
I think 4

>>77868147
3 but if im going for a wank-day i just do one massive wank for hours on end rather than doing a number of successive wanks.

Need a new book. Recommendations?

>>77868147
>3 is my record
dont know how this is even possible for a male in the 18-25 age range
mine is easily 7, possibly 8
youre either lying due some misplaced modesty or unironically have test problems/deficiency

>>77868251
Buy one.

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

>>77868251
God delusion

>>77868251
Try the library

>>77868251
Memoirs of a geisha
Leviathan wakes series
Anything by tolkien
Hitchikers guide to the galaxy novels

see lads here talk about having a cheeky wank. what exactly makes a wank cheeky as opposed to just a normal wank?

>he doesnt know the 'fling lighted matches at your crush' move
typical virgin

just found out my son has a youtube channel haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vid1F8s6d08

>>77868251
Why Nations Fail

>>77868143
Had an alcie English teacher in middle school who used to drink from a hip flask at the desk desu

>>77868251
it's a meme but stoner if u have not already

>>77868287
>Hitchikers guide to the galaxy
Seconding this.

>>77868251
Beat the Dealer by Edward Thorpe

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

Have you been pwned lads?

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Need a muir gf

Just had my fishcake and rice for tea lads, had 2 jammy dodgers for afters xxx

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>anything by tolkien
>Hitchikers guide to the galaxy novels

>>seconding this.

>>77868334
aye

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haven't played Titanfall 2 in a while and now I'm fucking shit

>>77868251
one hundred years of solitude

any nonce man in?

>>77868251
120 Days of Sodom

>>77867808
>>77867834
only poser NEETs think its good, its shite.

>>77868251
the kidulthood script

>>77868416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4QMXIDpPAU

*catches u*

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起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!

把我们的血肉,筑成我们新的长城!

中华民族到了最危险的时候,

每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。

起来!起来!起来!

我们万众一心,

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

前进!前进!进!

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>>77868461

>>77868461
plong ping mang chong bou
ti feng ban

>>77868442
Why are working class people so obsessed with paedophiles?

>>77868486
haitiANO

>>77868147
24

>>77868489
why are posh cunts so obsessed with shagging children?

>>77868147
0 like a good Christian

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>>77868461
Go away you silly chinese man, learn ingurish like the rest of us

What a silly fool But you know what, he reminded me of a very great business opportunity in china.We fellow british men should invest together in it

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>>77868334
>adobe
>dropbox
>some shitty bitcoin website I used once

>>77868147
8 when I was like 19

>>77868508
We aren't, that's just your fevered imagination

Also, Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile were part of the establishment but they weren't posh by any stretch

>>77868560
yeah just enabled by them

>>77868538
kek

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any arse man in

Love putting my hands against the wall and looking behind me at my thighs/arse

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>kek

>>77868560
Jimmy got a Vatican Knighthood, that's one of those exceptional ways to get into the club

Same way Rupert Murdoch and Ann Widdecome did

me shagging your nan
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>>77868560
>actually pretending to be posh

creasing

>>77868560
its not to do with being posh its to do with power.

there is some sort of weird belief in sex magick amongst those high up in the establishment.

>>77868604
Russians are not for sexing

face>arse>legs>tits>feet
simple as

>>77868147
i've wanked 4 times since waking up <3 hours ago. not exagerrating

>>77868560
>poshos WILL defend noncery

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>>77868622

>>77868622
vile

>>77868604
NEED a russian or ukranian wife

>>77868622
makes the skin crawl

>>77868614
>he associates kek with /pol/
Hello newfag redditor

>>77868655
child

>>77868655
I would switch arse and legs but otherwise perfect

>>77868622
dunno why i clicked on that

Why is banter such a big deal in Britain and how do we make calling someone a cunt acceptable here

>>77868655
face>feet>arse>legs>tits

>>77868622

reminds me of 87 and Still Banging

>>77868672
>>77868676
>>77868685
>>77868706
>>77868725
sorry lads


here's one to lift the spirits
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>Hello newfag redditor

>>77868696
im assuming your a footfag? defective runt

>>77868707
We're a very angry an jealous type, so being allowed to insult people and play it off as banter is a key outlet to stop us killing one another

Wouldn't work in america:
>call someone a cunt
>get shot
>final words are a whispered "it was just a bit of banter m8"

>>77868707
I think everyone's just equally miserable so when someone calls you a cunt it doesn't ruin your day, it's just water off a duck's back

everyone's too happy in America

don't get why people spend £50 to go and eat out, ready meals taste just as good

not a food ponce, simple as really

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>>77867970

POO! Hahahahaha

>>77868775
it's all about the experience

How much of a fuckin myopic deanodo you need to be to get into creditcard debts

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10th pint
off home to break the wifes jaw after this

>>77868775
Food tastes better when made with love lad

wish tescos sold mead

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>ready meals taste just as good
hello 5 pound a hour immigrant

>>77868801
*dims the lights*
*lights a candle*

there's your experience

>>77868827
*microwaves my ready meal with love*

>>77868837
hello brainlet food ponce

>>77868775
stupid boy

I'm a Chad.

>>77868815
calling the gardai

>>77868775
>a sloppy mess of a microwave meal tastes as good as a £50 meal

what kind of fucked up tastebuds do you have?

>>77868775
fuck off dad

deano: carlign
fedora: hobgoblin
rasheed: cobra
tarquin: craft beers

>>77868775
Your parents didn't raise you properly

>>77868604
LOVE her

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>I eat processed food

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Soooo suicidal m8s

honestly would rather have a rustlers than dress up, and go out to some poncey restaurant where they pretend to serve me fresh food

If you don't agree then you should probably go to reddit

>>77868860
You're a Gay

do you want to be a werewolf or vampire

>>77868845
I dunno lad. I think the mash I make tastes MUCH better than even the finest that Tesco has to offer 2bh

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>honestly would rather have a rustlers than dress up, and go out to some poncey restaurant where they pretend to serve me fresh food
>If you don't agree then you should probably go to reddit

the bit I aven't told you about

it's actually run by a couple o' chimps

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What the fug are these britbongs?

>>77868827
>made with love
You mean jizz which is what the kitchen staff put in your food for no reason other than their own puerile amusement?

Mate used to work at a branch of Chiquitos and said his mate there (who was a woman) would do something with used tampons. I forget what it was but basically her period blood was going in people's food. EVERYBODY'S food.

small brain: eating ready meals/processed food
slightly bigger brain: going to fancy restaurants
big brain: cooking for yourself
very large brian: learning the techniques of fancy cooks and then cooking for yourself.

>>77868914
I'd rather be straight and Christian 2bh

think they make rustlers in kirkham which is near where im from

>>77868897
for me it's the bbq rib

>>77868931
sort of meatballs

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was gonna go to a Michelin star restaurant for tea but decided to just bang one of these bad boys in the microwave instead

literally tastes 10x better

>>77868931
2 pork faggots

>>77868940
hot

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got the brainlets all riled up with that ready meal post, watch them fight amongst themselves for the next couple of hours

>>77868931
Bundles of sticks.

>>77868931
balls of offal wrapped in webbed pig fat
actually quite tasty

>>77868946
good post

>>77868940
this doesn't happen

>>77868973
She was actually pretty hot. I think she was a lesbo. Fucking rancid putting period blood in anything other than an incinerator or down the toilet though.

>>77868995
>this doesn't happen
Erm, I think it 100% did because my mate said so and another guy who works there confirmed it.

worked in a restaurant kitchen for a few years in prep

chefs on the whole are messy unhygienic cunts and always leave everything filthy and don't wash their hands after taking a piss

>tfw you swallow a full hardboiled sweet by accident

>>77868845
>you're a brainlet ponce for having more discriminating taste buds
hello council estate skinhead subhuman

almost did a post but noticed we were at 300 posts! aha state of me

>tfw you swallow a full hard throbbing cock on purpose

>>77869022
>Erm, I think it 100% did because my mate said so and another guy who works there confirmed it.
okay
it happens so rarely that you may as well not worry about it

>>77869065

>>77869065

>>77869065

>>77868957

Fan of the bbq rib sandwich t b h. Some pickled gherkin, sweet onion and dip it in some jack Daniels bbq sauce.

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>>77869036
there was always a rumour going around school that if you swallowed chewing gum it just stays in your stomach forever and if you do it too many times it blocks everything off and your stomach explodes
believed that for a long time

>>77867291

>angry man
>chink eyes man
>stroke man
>ascend guy

did I miss any in this work of art?

>>77869036
did this when I was 3 and nearly choked and was too afraid to eat them ever since

>>77868251
Night watch, by Terry Pratchett