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NatSocDem edition
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>>77842926
bump
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succy
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someday we'll all have gfs
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NASA is the biggest film industry in the world, not Hollywood
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tfw no brit bff
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>>77843028
already have one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc
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>>77843028
Doubt it
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Hate the sound of the teabag rubbing off the inside of the cup when I'm drinking it
*shudders*
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Listening to some of Bradley Walsh's music
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>>77843042
sometimes feels like i'm only person peeping it up in brit but good to see u here, guy has potential to really go places
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>>77843016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP7utU8Efow
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>>77842926
Yes
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lads going to get back in touch with my old friends from uni who i haven't talked to in 2 years.

any tips?
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If there's 'no smoke without fire', could it also be said that there is 'no poo without wee'?
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>NASA is the biggest film industry in the world, not Hollywood
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>>77843065
let's be real lad unless u ghosted them they probably weren't really interested in staying in touch with u
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>>77843067
no because fire emits smoke.
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Need a good kino to watch in a bit.
Suggestions?
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>>77843054
this bitch is fiiiiine as helll
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>>77843090
i ghosted them

i have no excuse really. i'm just a prick who cannot be fussed with friendship, unless its obligatory.
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Ohrid more like PENGhrid

>>77843115
konno hikaru
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not a complete sperg
not bad looking
not dum
don't even have issues chatting to girls about normie stuff

yet I'm an unwilling virgin haha
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>>77842987

Walk up to Isenfluh where there's a great view down the valley to Interlaken
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>>77843095
Yes but when you have a poo, wee more than often follows
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>>77843054
>>77843115
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Lauren Southern was born in 1995 and grew up in British Columbia, Canada, but currently resides in Toronto. As a journalist, she has travelled across the United States and Europe.

Anyone want to guess how many men have spunked inside her?
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>>77843160
big if true
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Got absolutely no idea if I would be considered good looking
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>>77843136
either underage or liar sorry mate.
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'The petits bourgeois have no taste, it's a phrase we often use, though we're well aware it's racist.' (Michel and Isabelle constantly indicate in this way their 'distance' from the ways of the older generation of the gran bourgeoisi perhaps especially when speaking to a sociologist, albeit a friend's sister.) Isabelle's parents, provincial industrialists, are more severe or less tolerant: 'About the petit-bourgeois phenomenon-provincial clerks who fill their gardens with gnomes, windmills and similar rubbish, Mummy used to say, "It's outrageous; making things like that ought to be banned." It was terribly authoritarian, really fascist, whereas we spoke up for everyone's right to have their own tastes.
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>>77843136
Come to the USA and I can change that
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>>77843163
less than 20
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>>77843053
goddamn. i thought he was made up by norm macdonald

guessing he's not as bad as described in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK9q3wC3Nwo
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Very little chance I'll ever have sex or get my life on track
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>>77843163
She just has that brainless binty look
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>>77843166
I know that I'm not.
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>>77843163
I actually know someone that shagged her.
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>>77843166
post pic and i'll tell you, the odds are against you though considering:

1. you would know through constant positive reinfrocement about your looks
2.you wouldn't be posting on fucking 4 chan

>>77843163
by far best pic i've seen of her and i hate pink hair
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>>77843087
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>>77843170
23 and dead serious

>>77843175
not a bender sorry yank
But I would like to move to the USA, we pay engineers fuck all and I'd easily be earning double what I do here for the same job
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>>77843196
Honestly my life is pretty good in all ways apart from intimate relationships.

If I could stop my brain from wanting them I'd be right where I want to be.
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>>77843163

probably 25
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>>77843132
look at this building
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>>77843166
whats your gut feeling...
deep down we all know our mate values, even if we don't publicly admit it
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just made a cup of tea
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>>77843191
fewer
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>>77843228
what now?
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>>77843221
i mean unless u never left the house vast majority of

>not a complete sperg
>not bad looking
>not dum

people would have had offers of sex and "not being able to talk to girls" doesnt cut it unless you are are super sperg which u've said you've not. So think either you're lying and u're acutally ugly/autistic etc or you are very rare breed who has never left the house
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>>77843136
you need to be more assertive with women 2bh.

here's a tip: look directly into their eyes, and think 'what a fit bird, i wonder what she'll look like on the tip of my cock'.

don't bore her with normie talk too much, flirt a little.
you: do you like football
her: yeah
you: do you play?
her: yeah i used to
you: ah so you've got nice legs then?

^ this sort of playful banter stuff

and don't be afriad to touch a girl - i don't mean like feel her up, i mean just like basic physical contact, first subtley and then gage from there whether its welcome.

other thing is - if she's not into it, you're infinitely better off for finding out straight up instead of wondering whether she likes you or not. literally no shame in rejection provided you don't do anything that breaks the law or causes your peers to treat you with scorn.
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>>77843214
Christ I hate Milo.
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>>77843196
not with that attitude. get out there and make yourself great

*this post paid for by the make america great again campaign*
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>>77843242
look at this one
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>>77843238
i couldn't care fewer
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tell a lad with no friends in the town he moved to how to shag a girl, bear in mind I have never even kissed one
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>>77843265
why? he's not even relevant now
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Lads.
London Lads. Not you northern APES.

Did you know many pakis in school?
And I don't mean just brown people, I mean literal "British"-Pakistanis.

I'm just thinking back to my friends and none were pakis.
It's a London comprehensive school and I had friends from Turkey, Cyprus, Kosovo, Portugal, France, Algeria, Bangladesh, China, Russia, Germany, Italy, Nigeria, Cameroon, Senegal, Jamaica.

But no Pakis.

But Pakis are one of the most common groups of people that we have.

Why did I not have a single paki friend?

Do they go to their own private schools?
I know pakis are far more conservative than their muslim peers.
The Bangladeshi, Turk and Kosovans I knew drunk more alcohol than I did and I'm fucking Irish.

Where were the pakis?
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>>77843274
and then?
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>>77843286
make friends.
do some extra-curricular activity like a class - find friends or women there.

if you're in a big city like london, literally just walk up to random girls and chirpse them.
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>>77843314
do the hokey cokey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBcFfWvexQg


i have a strong conviction that i will eventually date and then marry lauren southern
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Think I might be black lads.
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>>77843323
*puts my left leg in*
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pooing and bumming and willying and wanking
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>>77843259
Ah yes, the runt guide

I'd rather be alone that have to do those things
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>>77843238
actually less was correct
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>>77843347
Send me a picture of your cock.
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>>77843359
that is literally what getting a girl is about unfortunately. its about being a shameless deano.

i hate it as much as you, but women go for men who make fools of themselves.
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>>77843320
>Go to loads of social things
>Know loads of girls
>Know that they all find me unattractive and undesirable

So what's the point of it overall? Just bein near them only makes things worse.
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>>77843349
15x too few retweets and 20x too few likes than it should have
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>>77843259
not convinced you ever interacted with a girl desu
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I'm legitimately terrified by intimacy and I know that it would probably make me feel worse than being single.
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>>77843359
If someone shows that post to your 70 your old, still virgin self when you're on your deathbed you'll cry yourself into the grave lad.
Don't be so proud, it'll leave you miserable
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*draws the prophet muhammad*
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can post op trannies even urinate properly
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>>77843427
Pride is all I've got though.
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>>77843259
the virgin post
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>>77843395
have same problem lad just gota accept we were born to suffer.

t. 28 dateless virgin
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>>77843329
I think this is fake.
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>>77843395
you can make yourself a lot more attractive to women even if you're ugly by crushing it in other areas of your life. hence why you can see some 300 pound balding fat guys with hot girls because they have a lot of money and can give their gfs a steady supply of free cocaine


you're thinking inside of the box, break free
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had loads of sex
you're all losers
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>>77843259

cringe
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2016 was such a brilliant year- not just in political happenings, which were entertaining and brilliant, but also things in my personal life worked out really nice as well

2017 feels a bit...eugh. it's not that bad, just feels a bit of a let-down after such a good year
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>>77843441
They piss all over themselves. So just like women really.
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>>77843395
Try hanging around new groups of people that don't instantly refer to your as the runt of the social litter. It'll do wonders for you la'
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>>77843470
Wouldn't want a girl who is into those anyway.
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When a woman becomes a man what do they make the penis out of?
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>>77843446
Then you've truly got fuck all. Scrap that and start again
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>>77843500
That just happens naturally though.
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How the FUCK is it august already
I am not joking
What is happening oh my god
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>>77843523
they just stick a dildo up there n glue it in
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only thing I do outside the house other than work is the gym and I don't talk to anyone there, problem is I've been going there for months so can't suddenly start being sociable
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tried to be all alpha, cheeky and spontaneous with girls and whilst it didn't really go anywhere.

was all beta and emotional tampon to this girl who was just using me for attention and who kept saying she saw me as a brother, and managed to shag her a lot of times.

mental that.
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boogie's alright lads! he just got out the surgery
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>>77843553
Neither worked for me. I guess I'm just legitimately too ugly.
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>>77843485
My Brain is still in 2016 mode can't believe its 2017
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bit worried i'll end up pathetic and lonely like you lot when my relationship ends haha
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>>77843395
>>77843463
lift weights and eat well
wear nice clothes, get a decent hair cut
be confident in yourself around women.
eye contact + don't talk too much about yourself
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anyone else shower after they poop?
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>>77843580
>Read he lost 40 pounds
>Oh wow he's on 460 now that's a new low
>Turns out that he put on 40 pounds before he lost it so he's still at 500 pounds
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I had it. The perfect moment. In the car on my way home. All I had to do was keep going.
70mph, no one to be caught in the accident, Alcohol in my blood and that huge tree waiting for me.

But no. I slowed down and turned left like I always do.

For f's sake, why?! What am I still hoping for?
Im 28 and I still live at my parents'

I have ADHD, cant get treated so basically, 40 years of failure and mental torture to look forward to.

My career's a dead end and im so depressed I cant even work on what im supposed to anymore.
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which one of you faggots replied to me in /pcbg/
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>>77843597
None of these avoid runt status.

Also a genuine lack of knowledge of how intimacy or flirting work.
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>>77843163
3, VERY modest guess
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Bum's on fire lads
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>>77843435
heres my muhammad

hes not done being drawn yet but ill finish it tomorrow
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>>77843626
haha yeah he's proper fat int he
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>>77843663
been lying a lot recently?
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>>77843543
It often does, but you can actively do things to help it along. Do you actually do anything that puts you into contact with new people?
Join a gym or a running club or some shit, hell, join a fucking book club or language-learning class if you hate exercise.
The sort of things that socially active people tend to do anyway are great ways of doing that. You'll never meet anyone new sat at home or hanging out with the same dickheads you've know since secondary school
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>get a decent hair cut
>be confident in yourself around women.
>eye contact + don't talk too much about yourself
this is all you need to do if you have a nice face btw, i don't work out, pretty skinny, not too fashionable and don't really watch what i eat but i do fine with girls
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>>77843623
Of course lad
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>>77843597
yes yes but how does that help you go up to girls and put your willy in them, how do you 'escalate' or whatever it's called from chatting to them to whatever goes next
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I see you're having a conversation
I'm pretty successful with women. AMA
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>>77843693
this poster is not white
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>>77843708
what do girls smell like
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>>77843677
Soup I just ate came shooting out the other side lad
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>>77843553
interestingly beta chimps do similar stuff to human orbiters

like they will do lots of favours and shit for the females and occasionally when the alpha is away they will be rewarded with sex

>>77843597
lifting weights so girls will like you is incredibly runtish
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>>77843724
when they dress up- nice smells like their perfume, shampoo, scented body wash
during and after sex- sweaty, musky
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>>77843649
>runt status
anyone who is not assured in themselves is a runt. anyone who is assured in themselves and makes it known, commands the respect of others 2bvh.

>lack of knowledge about how intimacy or flirting work
intimacy is just a natural thing, don't think about it just viscerally let it happen.

>flirting
is just banter. doing/saying cheeky things. deano will tease smithy about something. just think of it as the same for girls (with a slightly different frame of reference (some things are off limits and the point is not to be annoying like it might be between deano and smithy))
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Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga
Rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga
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>>77843673
yes
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HOWLING a
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Why do you lot say lad
Nobody says that irl
Fuck off
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>>77843692
Mate I have done things like that numerous times. It doesn't make any difference other than I get on alright with some of the girls there. There's just something fundamentally undesirable about me. I'm just trying to become one with it.
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>DUDE JUST BE CONFIDENT LMAO
If anyone said that to me irl I'd turn their jaw into smithereens
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>>77843708
how do you say hello to them? are you allowed to talk to them for no reason at all?
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

>too many things to mention but i love american ... tv i love anything slightly geeky or weird :) i love manga tho... big time manga fan. lol
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>>77843768
because mate sounds passive aggressive on here lad
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>>77843772
you'd have to have confidence to do that beta hahaha
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base my self-worth on the amount of sex (nil) I have had haha
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>>77843724
depends where they're from
I shagged an indian once and she didn't genuinely have a bit of a different smell about her to normal girls. Not bad, just distinctively different.

As for white girls idk my sense of smell isn't that good but usually they have a hint of something nice about them
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>>77843768
scousers do
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>>77843754
>during and after sex- sweaty, musky

aw fuck yeah that sounds cool
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Lots of INTP in here lmao
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scousers truly have the gift of the gab
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>>77843747
>lifting weights so girls will like you is incredibly runtish

no because lifting weights raises test, which natrually makes you more confident and self-assured.

i'm not telling him to do a fuck load of curls.

>human orbiters
>Rewarded in sex
not usually the case. anyway for whatever reason this girl went head over heels for me, all the whilst i was just acting like a beta-bitch boy with her. she suddenly just went really crazily sexually after me.
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>>77843803
They say la
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>>77843786
I'm confident in general interactions just not female ones desu.
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is it even worth trying tinder as a virgin
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>>77843708
is it easy or hard to make them cum
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why do scousers sound scottish
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>>77843845
no
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>>77843843
This 2bh

Every female I meet I just treat the same as blokes because I know how they work.
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>>77843839
that too yeah
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>>77843724
tfw my gf's armpits smell really nice.

its not a body-odour smell, its like just the smell of feminity.
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>>77843233
*cums into it*
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>>77843768
I live in liverpool and literally everyone says lad

stop appropriating my culture if you don't do it irl you bunch of shithouses

>>77843781
I generally don't just talk to randomers In the street no. If its in a situation where u can just go and say literally anything, don't be a formal spaz and say hello my name is.... just mention something in the context of the situation then start asking questions. the more questions you ask the more likely you are to hit a topic where you can seamlessly do a conversation without it feeling forced
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>>77843845
No. Not if you're ugly either.

Though it is a good ugly test. It taught me a few things.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOHolKRtP2s

new british pathe lads
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>>77843845
pretty much everyone on tinder is a virgin.
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>>77843836
spent 3 years lifting, past 1/2/3/4 for reps and it's not helped me with girls at all
Similarly getting a job has helped with general confidence but not with women
In fact normals assume I'm just like them but I'm a virgin
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I clean the girls' bathroom as a lifeguard. I can safely say girls do not smell nice
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>>77843869
tuna?
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Redpill me on Oswald Mosley
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laid to rest
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>>77843839
we say both desu
if anything lad is more common
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>>77843860
>>77843843
to be confident about women, you need to accept that they are not really of any consequence. there is 3.5bn of them on earth and the ground doesn't open up and swallow you if one doesn't like you and rejects you. in fact you'll notice it can be quite inconsequential on your life.
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the virgin INTP
the chad ESTP
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>>77843885
>Though it is a good ugly test. It taught me a few things.


what did you learn?
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>>77843929
That I'm ugly.
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>>77843851
depends, usually if you reach around and give the ol' bean a flick while fucking them doggy that does the trick
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>Fast forward 100 years later after the Russian peasant uprising, a cauldron of dissatisfaction and hatred with the new ruling class is boiling over. Jews hijack the movement, diverting it away from themselves - incidentally the ruling class - and towards other goyim.

>Milo Yiannapolous , Lauren Southern, Tommy Robinson and the rest of their kind from Rebel Media (owned by Ezra Levant, Jew). All Jewish, or at the very least explicitly sympathetic to the Jewish people. Breitbart? Another channel with none other but Jewish faces with Jewish media moguls running the 'programming' for the goyim to lap up likes pigs at the trough.

And the icing on the cake? These media outlets had enough influence to win the election for one of the most Israel-friendly presidents of all time: Donald J Trump. Now his Jewish progeny and sponsors have their claws firmly in EVERY level of US government from the bottom to the top.
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>>77843901
>hes a janitor
>in a bathroom
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>>77843693

face is everything

a compliment from an ugly male is an INSULT to a woman
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>>77843908
no its like a sort of sweet musk.
>>77843899
have you ever gone up to a random girl and asked her out/for her number?

if not do that.
here's a tip: go up to a random girl (any girl you don't have to like her) and say 'hey my phones broken and i need a new linkedin/facebook profile picture, could you take one for me'. fuck if that's too convuloted just say to a girl 'can i talk to you please' or 'weather's shite' or anything.
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>>77843973
literally why are you posting this here
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business idea : photoshop one of tim's photos and make it look like there are men in black suits standing outside his house
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>>77843973
the jews run everything just accept it already
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want that book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl1op2Kwj_w
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>>77843973
>Now his Jewish progeny and sponsors have their claws firmly in EVERY level of US government from the bottom to the top
yeah that didn't really change with trump
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Honestly maintaining any sort of relationship is a fucking hassle that's not worth it.
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fuck off globepol, this is a flatgod thread and always has been
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>>77843990
funny messing with the mentally ill innit
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once you start to become perceived as a Chad, you are one. doesn't even matter if you're not.

was a virgin just a little over a year and a half ago, but now i dress better, look better, have a swagger when i move, make jokes and women laugh, the gf shows i'm a guy that can get a girl, fuck, even the gf's older sister finds me attractive and apparently tells the gf all the time she thinks i'm good looking
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>>77844074
having a gf is fucking awful lads. but at the same time really good

its like a drug.
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>>77843981
Isnt he out of jail and banging some billionaires daughter now
Chad wins no matter what
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>>77844081
very
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>>77844081
hehe it's funny when we do it but when facebook does the same thing it's horrible!
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>>77844049
Obama was a slave to the house of Saud, not Netanyahu. Trump quite literally has Jewish family in the form of Jared Kushner
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>>77843731
cut chilis into small pieces with bare hands, then vigorously rub thine aanus.
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>>77844074
this desu
I get into relationships quite easily, but I get bored so friggin quickly

besides the sex aspect most girls are kinda meh to be around for extended periods of time
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really want to shag middle aged women lads.
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>>77843983
literally felt a sweat coming on thinking about doing that

for fucks sake I've been arguing with contractors and HR weenies all day and telling runts what to do, no problems on the general confidence side
But the second I think about women I go to jelly

Pathetic desu maybe I should just find a sturdy rope
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>>77844123
this is biologically unnatural in the same way homosexuality is

you should desire young fertile women between 16-29 really
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>>77844152
dont tell me what to do
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HATE these gummy smiles
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weird but true story about one time that i met hillary clinton: she paid me to have sex with her under the conditions that i 1. keep it quiet and 2. that i'd have to rough her a bit during sex. things got so wild towards the end that i was fucking against a wall, pulling her hair with my left hand and holding a knife to her neck with the other. she came so hard and for so long that she had a mild seizure (shes pretty seizure prone in her old age especially since she had a head injury a couple of years back).


told me to expect another phone call from her but haven't seen her in years
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>>77844152
most girls are fertile at age 12-13
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>>77844182
i'm objectively better looking than her but she probably has thousands of matches compared to my lowly number
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>>77844152
16
oY vEY.
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>>77844201
nonce
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>>77844152
>unnatural like homosexuality
>homosexuality occurs naturally
pls explain
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>>77844187
fake news
she's a dyke
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>>77844187
great post
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>>77844182
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>>77844201
12-13 year olds don't make good mothers though
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>>77844125
do it. i dare you. i did this last year.

i just went around on the weekend going up to random girls striking up conversations. the first girl i tried this on, i literally sat there for 20 minutes debating internally wherther i should or not, and then i finally i walked up to and said 'do you want a drink' and she said 'umm no' and i said 'ah ok never mind'.

and you know what? i was fine. nothing negative happened as a result. if nothing else i proved to myself i could do it.

i then tried more tactful methods with girls, and struck up some really interesting little conversations and got numbers. If you're good at arguing with contractors, you'll be adept at keeping conversation going (its about thinking on your feet).

The main tip is just to ply them with questions - also its 100% fine to let them know you're flirting. girls sometimes asked me mid-conversation whether i was triyng to pick them up and i'd say 'can i tell you the truth: yes, but i actually did need to talk to you for the reason i approached you'
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>>77844201
'
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>>77844152
30-40 year olds are still good for fuckin' though. i don't think its very easy or even that great of an idea to have a kid with a 40 year old but who cares about her fertility, sex isn't just for gettin' hoe pregnant and lemme tell ya. some bitches be fine as hell when they old
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>>77844107
my friend
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/17/barack-obama-netanyahu-trump-israel
the man porking his daughter being from some belarusian yid clan will make little difference to his policy
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What did the Irish mean by this
https://youtu.be/0HCAF30qU6s
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>>77844228
Animals will generally try to fuck anything though.
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>>77844274
WHY are you typing like that
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>>77844275
godlike post
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Just remembered I forgot to tell mum that I'll be flying to Spain this morning at 7

whoops
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>>77844232
>she's a dyke


shes almost certainly pan-sexual. and even lesbians need a dick every now and again
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>>77844254
that doesn't make it any less true, tho.
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>>77844312
I'm black bitch
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>>77844300
humans are animals
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>>77843259
kys
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https://m.imgur.com/gallery/OXeTwy8
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will probably be alone my entire life. just missing that part of my brain that allows me to find gfs i guess.

every other part of my life is going great 2bh.

but i dont want to fly solo so im going to give myself till 40 and if im still single im going to kill myself.
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>>77844239
would have been even better if she was a brittooth instead of living in GA
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dont forget to recycle btw

>>77840931
>>77840931
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>>77844371
no, fuck off
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>>77844341
hah
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>>77844368
go up to a random bird and strike up a conversation. if she doesn't play ball strike up a conversation with the next one.
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>No.77844341
just as I thought
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>>77844312
this is how i talk, i'm usin' a conversational style of posting
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>>77844381
cant do it. that part of my brain is missing remember.
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>>77844341
could you leave please?
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>>77842926
Ah, social fascism
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>>77843163
50+
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>>77844318
when will you seize your country back anon
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>>77844410
I swore i couldn't do it either.

until i just swallowed my pride adn did it.

if you do it ONCE you'll soon realise its not a big deal.
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>>77844368
Good lad
If my life isnt going well on all fronts by 40 i will also be doing a so called cide
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>>77844397
yeah, stop it please

assimilate to /brit/ culture
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>>77844275
>In America, Israel is essentially an issue in domestic politics rather than foreign policy

What did America mean by this?
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>>77844423
not interested in taking it back really. these are not my people
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>>77844423
wtf i hate william buckley now!
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>>77844437
done it before but im incapable of seducing women in a few hours. just too shy, introverted and lacking in confidence. just cannot see it happening.
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>>77844467
shan't
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>out of all the things you choose to be scared of, be scared of literal girls
>girls

what can girls do lmao
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>tfw not part of a reptilian race of merchants that would kill all white people.
>>
>>77844489
just slip a finger down their dress and see where it leads - its that easy
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>>77844499
hurt my fee fees
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>>77844499
refuse to breed with you and end an unbroken line of genetic existence
>>
Where will you be in 20 years time?
>>
>/brit/ is the best general on /int/

>>77841790
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>>77844499
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything


Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/f/friedrichn159213.html
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>>77844534
with any luck, 6 feet under
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>>77844532
Why does that matter to you?
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>>77844368
Fucking sad case, get a grip. No wonder white birth rates are declining
>>
>>77844534
>39
hopefully raising a family and earning decent money somewhere rural and peaceful

or some kind of grunt work in the civil war
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>>77843973
>diverting it away from themselves - incidentally the ruling class
The Tsarist regime was antisemitic as fuck and had state sponsored pogroms
>>
in real life im a lot like ace ventura, pet detective
>>
heyyy lads. who wants to see my bum? hehe
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>>77844339
Nonce
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>>77844559
that's not the reason we want women
it's more something wired into us to reproduce
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>>77844566
it's our primary purpose, hardwired into our DNA. all of sexuality is driven by an intrinsic desire to reproduce. you are part of a story, a story that has gone on since the beginning of time, and it's your job to add some chapters to that story

i'm not a nihilist. it's important to me
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>>77844623
i dont want kids though, never ever want to have kids
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>>77844534
shanghai
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>>77843768
mate sounds like youre taking the piss on here, or just really forced
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>>77844623
yes but reproduction is a dangerous game
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>>77844589
That was the point. They used their big kike brains to maintain their hegemony, post revolution
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>>77844655
it's the most natural game there is

>>77844645
i pity you
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>>77844532
>>77844641
Never got this attitude
Truly weird how some people care about this stuff so much
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>>77844645
you're defective then aren't you
a genetic dead end
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>>77844589
>especting coherence and factual statements from anti-Semite conspiracy theorists
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>>77844211
Just get some tits and a vagina mate x
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>>77844623
germ cells my man
germ cells
>>
Which first?
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>>77844690
>some people
you're the minority i'm afraid lad
and it's not even people, it's every living being that wants to survive and continue its existence
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>>77844677
why is not having kids a bad thing? were not a colonial species colonising the solar system and nearby planets where we need extra humans, were stuck on this planet me not having kids makes zero difference
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anime
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>>77844534
Being a 48 year old hugless, kissless, handholdless virgin
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>>77844731
Literally none of them holy shit
>>
desu most of you don't even [properly understand genetics

who whole unbroken line, genetic dead end rhetoric doesn't mean shit really
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>>77844747
yui is a shit girl
>>
lads. what are some comfy jobs you can get with out a degree?
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>>77844534
going to ascend to the status of divine being
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>>77844740
>were not a colonial species colonising the solar system and nearby planets
yet.
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>>77844534
I'm going to be single and have a couple million dollars
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>>77844740
why are you being so autistic
no one has children for that reason
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>>77844740
>he fell for the overpopulation meme
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>>77844797
youre a rude boy
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>>77844777
not even crimson tide or red october?
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>>77844800
manager at JJB
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i actually feel sad for existential nihilists
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>>77844791
neither does your life but you aren't going to top yourself because of it
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>>77844739
But you make it sound so autistic
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Marry/fuck/kill
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>>77844843
I suppose if you're into that
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>>77844829
>>77844819
i dont really care and im white as well so thats gonna trigger the rorkes because im contributing to white genocide (good riddance)
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>>77844534
same chair im sitting in now in the same house but 200 pounds fatter and even more lonely
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>>77844870
they're all the same
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>>77844870
kill
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>>77844887
>>77844887
>>77844887
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>>77844791
this. in just a few generations your genetic legacy will be so diluted your impact will be minimal. A few more and it's totally negligible.
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>>77844870
trick question
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>>77844866
irrelevant post
read hamiltons theory of inclusivness
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RECYCLE

>>77840931
>>77840931
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>>77844888
lad, i just feel sorry that you see life in such a miserable way.
the desire to survive and thrive is human nature
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>what would you like for midnight snack, lad?
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>>77844870
They're literally fucking clones, but 3 is making a stupid face
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>>77844915
yeah I'm not going to do that
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>>77844939
then don't talk about things you don't understand
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>>77844926
dont worry hes obviously had too much flouride. another victim of agenda 21 and the globalist sterilization progrram
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>>77844958
think I'll just carry on
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we're all in HERE boyoz
>>77844887
>>77844887
>>77844887
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