STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJD0eI61ifs
babestation
anime
imagine alan trying to get laid in a white, first world country
*little 5'2 hairy gremlin*
>h-hey ladies
*2 6'2 aryan women ignore him*
>st-stupid bitches
SCREECHING
>>77840932
woah is that Glariel's amulet
>vile gremlin hands
>>>/lgbt/8657132
in 'ere lads
need a bf lads
>The "opinion" section in newspapers
uhhh no thanks sweetie, I can form my own opinions I don't need to be told what to think xxx
Russia Today is less biased than the BBC
A middle aged woman at work had exactly the same women's Sketchers as me - she looked at me funny
Saw another middle aged woman wearing them at the train station
Got my counsellors letter to my GP
Said I declined therapy and my fragile attachment among other things has contributed to my communication issues
>>77840998
Paki tranny here
Would never fuck a paki
>>77840932
I bow to Nakub. I wish that the wh*te race never existed desu.
russia today is russian state media
russia's agenda is to undermine the west
>>77841042
alri julian
>>77840998
>*2 6'2 aryan women ignore him*
In what kind of grotesque fantasy world do you live? When was the last time you left your room? Starting to get worried about you lad.
>tfw white people will become evaporated from the genepool in your lifetime
>Someone spouts political shit that's basically lefty platitudes
>I chat to a few others when that person is gone
>They're mostly right wing but didn't want to cause a fuss by arguing
Really makes the grey matter spatter.
Cookies are still here you horrible bastards.
Don't know why I came to you lot for advice.
>>77841072
what would happen if the west became undermined exactly?
>>77841092
nah
lower birth rates for whites are a temporary thing
I don't get why the Algerian cares - this literally suits him in every way (everything he said in his post), this is a victory for his people?
is it because deep down he knows the planet is totally and royally fucked once we're gone?
>>77840932
not happy about this
>>77841117
proofs?
>>77841110
War
>>77841092
Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society Aristotle. Words mean sometimes more than bullets.
You may be tolerant but other will not and growing discrimination against white males proves this redpill. You are being removed from influence and wealth, your status is dimishing and with it will demish women's affection because women respond to status and to men who are willing to fight.
Strikes me sometimes as weird that /pol/ is full of absolute dregs but /int/ is good.
woah
it all makes sense now...
>>77841091
Yeah alright alan, you stay with your cheap whores, the cognitive dissonance is strong in this one
I'm a minority.
>>77841141
not really in Russia's interests to go to war with the West though
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING
Lets say your childhood best friend that you were incredibly close with for most of your life passes away unexpectedly from a car crash or a drug overdose or something sudden. They leave behind a gf that they lived with for about a year, you all hung out together with them as a couple loads of times and know each other fairly well. Maybe a month after his passing she contacts you trying to make plans to meet up and seems like she's possibly interested in some form of intimacy. Would it be acceptable to pursue that interest?
*bursts into room*
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
white genocide is rea-
>>77841109
amazing
>>77841141
congress are already beating them to it
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/722/text
>>77841190
THOU SHALT NOT CONSORT WITH THINE BROTHER'S WIFE
>>77841125
>he engages the content and is basically at the same level of consciousness as its redpilled author
Thanks for the hearty laugh. Good night lads.
Will of the people is never valid no matter who they want.
>>77841186
Hello John
Which minority should i blame my problems on lads?
>>77841190
yeah it's fine if you take it slow and discreet in the beginning
>>77841225
I hate my first name because it's European even though I'm not European.
>>77841250
Men.
>>77841250
whites
The School Census for under 18s
In 1998, no town in Britain was a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.
>>77841250
/brit/ posters
>>77841223
BREXIT CANCELLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKH4GHiihg
mike tyson is fucking crazy
>>77841276
BEDFORD
E
D
F
O
R
D
But only Queens Park and Putnoe innit
>>77841137
gen x and y got scared from having too many kids because of boomers
but the effects of that are starting to wear off so I reckon z will probably have a few more kids than previous generations
>>77841291
bit violent
reckon i'll contact GCHQ
Charlie Grad buried with beloved monkey toy
How is it beloved, how would he even know it exists....
Algerian's post read like something from the Alt-Right
bizarre.
just cleaned the bathtub AND the tile walls
>>77841215
>>77841259
herein lies the conflict
>>77841268
>>77841270
Yo this got a nigga trippin
>>77841353
looks like an alien experiment
>be in a whatsapp group with people from my old uni
>they all live in london
>i don't
>they all meet up semi-regularly since about january
>i never attend because i just cba to go to london
>somebody says 'they're gonna do a *my name* for a few months, because they're going away'
how do i even respond to this. i was going to surprise them all because im potentially planning on moving to london
hate socialists
hate fascists
hate social conservatives
love social democrats
love liberal conservatives
simple as
>>77841324
the current generation is both larger and more conservative than the boomers iirc
>>77841383
enlightened post
>>77841373
Nah just french.
>>77841206
>diverse is green
subtle, washington post
>>77841381
They'd probably be happy to see you. They still remember your name.
>>77841381
Show up unannounced
why did a snake in a tv studio in australia make local news
who would care about this
>>77841381
Just say you're moving to London then you gay cunt
>>77841383
ah yes, 1979-2016
the neoliberal age
*blocks your FC's path*
Cycling the coast to coast soon and I'm not prepared at all
Going to die probably
IMAGINE being this much of a runt
This place looks fucking hellish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46PeCL3sTg
In the last 4 years, they've had maybe 4 major SJW events to talk about, the rest of it has been filler from a handful of youtube channels. They're making shit up for profit and a bunch of useful idiots are falling for it.
>>77841419
yeah but they hotted me up by being like 'he's bailed'.
tbf i have also not really put any effort into contacting them besides once posting in the group that i might come for the weekend and then saying i couldn't make it, because i've been busy.
it just costs too much money to go to london and its too much travelling. if i were in london i'd keep things going, but im too introverted to go out of my way for friendship.
>>77841381
grim
>>77841472
*books an all inclusive holiday to benidorm*
alri deano!
>>77841437
might not be. still finding out on the job offer (they've offered provisionally but not formally yet)
mad how gamergate was the catalyst that got Trump elected
>>77841387
ah not quite
gen z aren't more conservative per se, they're just showing off a human behavior where a generation tries to break the status quo of the previous one
we've had this previous generation of overly left wing millennials. so the only logical path is to lean right and be edgy
it's why young people like memes and shitposting, it's their way of swearing in front of their elders since it basically confuses them and can act like a secret language of sorts
Looks like someone delivered Tim another pizza, lads.
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/892473477663518720
>>77841472
that is as close as you can get to normie autism
Business idea: National Social Democracy
>>77841472
grim
>>77841565
it was you wasnt it
Been listening to a Rudyard Kipling audiobook lads
The deano associates have invited me out tomorrow however there is also an ultra deano going who I despise.
Really don't know what to do
Feast your eyes on this lads
>>77841565
well that's his own fault for showing amersham hill in all of his videos when there's so much attention on him at the moment
what is actually wrong with timothy, lads?
poor fella really is quite interesting
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
https://youtu.be/xAMgQQMZ9Lk unironically think lil peep could be an actual star guy has something special
>>77841633
I'll be your best friend.
>digestives
Rorke: Leave
Rasheed: Remain
Runt: Leave
Deano: Didn't vote but got angry at the result when he found out holidays might be more expensive
Leftypol: Leave
Tarquin: Remain
Radical Centrist: Remain
Shlomo: Remain
Anyone good at cycling? What would I need if I'm going a long way?
>>77841633
COR BLIMEY THE SIZE ON THAT
>>77841633
>not caramel
disappointing
>>77841631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
Take some tips from this deanoguide
>>77841674
a bike
>>77841674
A bike.
>>77841674
a bike certainly helps, otherwise water and a puncture kit.
t. bradley wiggins
>>77841565
normie twats
>>77841668
You're just jealous
>>77841670
>Radical Centrist: Remain
I didn't vote because it's a matter for parliament
>>77841782
t h i c c
>>77841381
more comments on this lads.
>>77840932
Wish he wouldn't have created me tbqh
munching on prawn crackers
>>77841756
>he trusts parliament to do the right thing
what's with this bloke jordi
did his puberty stop half-way through?
HOWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXpAAt2ErU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUQVF1O9b_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPI3Vpd9aOM
in my opinion the normies are autistic
What make scottish p*ople so subhuman
>>77841565
great picture there
well done tim
can't stop sneezing lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHeIt1URKhw
NEED white sharia now
so im going to debut the new phrase i just made up: i was eating something and it felt like it was going into my lungs so i coughed tremendously hard and said "fuckery and fuckeroo"
definition: pretty much means "gadzooks."
or to appoximate it to british english, "bloody hell"
>>77841782
women who would have been the fattie at a circus sideshow in 1925 are an everyday sight now
>>77841889
they all kuffar
>>77841885
sneeze on my ballbag
>>77841865
HATE bullies x
A middle aged woman at work had exactly the same women's Sketchers as me - she looked at me funny
you have stubbed your toe and it is very painful
what is your go-to exclamation
i tend to go with 'motherFUCK it' or 'you cunt'
>>77841695
>cuckramel
Damn.
>>77841937
Don't feel pain so wouldn't know mate
>>77841865
got called a large nig in tesco
>>77841937
"Shucks!"
or I'll make a hissing noise.
>>77841937
ffffffffFFFFFFUUUUAAAAAAHHHHKKKK OFF
listening to sam harris podcast
Doubt girls even care about penis size. Sure if they what a big thing in their vagina they can always get a dildo bigger than any lads cock.
>>77841937
scream like a koala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
>>77841937
i just tense my whole body and sort of blow out wind until the pain subsides
have this awful awful habit of ditching friends.
I've done it since primary school.
I'll be your bestfriend whilst we're studying or working togerther and then never make any effort with you after that is done.
As a result of this, i literally have no long-lasting friends. I should stop and i don't know why i do it, besides being a loner and perhaps having poor interpersonal intelligence.
>>77841964
dont really understand but it looks deep
Think if a bunch of celebrities went out of their way to condemn a president he must be bad.
>>77841983
typical beta-yank response
>>77841865
>thanks for the support
>saying 'we are' like there's a group of 10-11 lads running the page
Fucking normaltwats.
>>77841937
fuck shit cunt bollocks twat face aaaaa
Religion is a bunch of bullshit, and religious people are delusional fools. That's the obvious truth, but it's inconvenient because there is no kind or tolerant way to tell someone they are a delusional fool and their heritage and traditions are bullshit.
god dam, she fine as hell
if you wouldn't fuck this bitch then you don't know shit about hoes.
why don't we have anyone of the calibre of ben shapiro or jordan peterson
>>77841937
Literally did it today
Screamed "How the FUCK did I manage that?"
>>77841983
unusual alpha-american rebuttal
>>77842002
hmm me too
>>77841991
would love to boot the head of this little runt
>>77842038
douglas murray?
>>77841565
>Swipe down sky
>why don't we have anyone of the calibre of ben shapiro or jordan peterson
Cheeky spliff lads
>>77842002
I do this to
use to worry about it, but I realised I just like being alone most of the time
>>77842035
she's ugly and has some minor plastic surgery done
also has a long neck
also 1.8m so she's not a real white person
>>77841859
>had about 5 windows open
lol
>>77842002
where do you think you are
>>77842061
hope that's not the baccy/weed ratio you plan to use
>>77842002
This is generally acceptable though, not all of your friends are 'life friends'. Usually the only ones I stay in touch with are those who we went through something semi-traumatic together, like my army friends and a few of my high school friends.
>>77842035
Too lanky
>>77842066
same, but then i feel bad about it because for example when you see people who can travel the world based on the friends they made at uni.
i feel like - i could have done that, but i for some reason decided not to add people from uni when i changed my facebook account. Or decided never to attend any group-meetings.
The only long-term friends i have, sadly enough, are internet friends.
>>77842056
Stop listening to pop music.
>>77842091
'let
Why doesn't the real thailad come here any more?
Lads I've got my driving theory test in like a week and haven't done anything wtf am I supposed to do for it
>>77842038
yeah, doug murray >>77842052
peter hitchens
david starkey
Got called a pikey gypo cunt in greggs today
>>77842002
i'l'l be honest with you lad what you just described is completely normal, if anything it would be strange if you were actual best friends with people u work with etc
Who /StewartLee/ here?
called a pikey gypo cunt a pikey gypo cunt in greggs today
>>77842121
tallness is an african gene, ergo not white, ergo tall people are impure whites
>>77842134
i don't have a group of best mates from outside of work/school, because i spent my sparetime alone, rather than playing/chilling with other kids (besides school chums).
>>77842122
Nigga it's a piece of piss you can literally learn all the possible questions from the practice app
Take the piss
>>77841937
i say "fuckery and fuckeroo!!!"
>>77841937
I'll just shout a very snappy CUNT and then forget about it
>>77842124
piece of piss. therell be a hazard percepion test which is a fake video of a car driving and you have to point out the dangers on the road (people starting to step onto the road etc) then theres the multiple question which asks you shit like what does this sign mean or what should you do in this situation. torrent one of those driving theory CD's
>>77842012
thisx1000 - where theres smoke, theres fire
and remember kids, just lay back and drink your flouride
i farted and it smells like a poo poo
>>77842183
alri' gaz, you watch the game earlier like?
>>77842170
*Ejaculates into your eye as I make my escape*
any preston lads in?
This is the pic that made me stop being a racist.
>>77842271
Nor
might become a heroine addict
anyone any idea how much it pays?
done all the main serial killer documentaries
any interesting lesser known ones
>>77842288
Not enough to buy back your soul 'nor Jesus' love
any grantham man about
>>77842258
>mark zuckerberg
more like mark cuckerburg heh
>>77842258
>tfw this man will be in the whitehouse in 4 years
>>77842311
jesus love is free
>>77841633
why are you holding it like that
>>77841937
in the past i would swear and stuff. since i have just been depressed, every time i hurt myself i either do nothing or say "of course"
>>77842170
>"They trust me — dumb fucks," says Zuckerberg in one of the instant messages, first published by former Valleywag Nicholas Carlson at Silicon Alley Insider, and now confirmed by Zuckerberg himself in Jose Antonio Vargas's New Yorker piece.
>Zuckerberg now tells Vargas, "I think I've grown and learned a lot" since those instant messages.
lel
what a stunner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzff5D8Zlcs
>>77841653
paranoid schizo
think god might not be real lads. just asked him for a million dollars and he didn't deliver.
Started playing Persona 5, it's relatable, the MC was wrongly given a criminal record and expelled from school.
>>77842318
one of facebooks robots with a rogue AI will kill him before he gets close to the white house
Just take the piss mate aha x
is it just one sad runt who posts asmr girls or are there multiple
>>77842309
chad the pussy killer
>>77842326
Only if you have a soul
any lonely man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkVJ9MoFVBw
>>77842346
>switzerland
Heard of it but no idea where it is or what happens there. Don't particularly care either if I'm being completely honest.
>>77842362
You were born into a society where making 1 million dollars is achievable.
>>77842388
This was so funny i laughed multiple times.
>>77842362
he/she works in mysterious ways
>>77842406
skiing and rich people
Fuckers keep running off with my piss for some reason
>>77842345
>>77842408
this
and if all else fails, you can suck and fuck your way to the top.
>This was so funny i laughed multiple times.
lot of anti semites in here
>>77842258
hate jews
not antisemitic just don't like em simple as
oh god the sneezing
please
make it stop
>>77842476
>>77842476
>>77842476
now THIS is funny. just laughed quite a few times
>>77842487
wouldn't hate them if they weren't so bent on ruining europe
See how much better /brit/ is when we're not being invaded?
A nice comfy thread. Nowt special just normaluty
>>77842406
went to lauterbrunnen last year, it was immense would recommend
>>77842525
we were never being invaded you dumb fuck
>>77842396
good taste
>>77840975
howling
>>77842503
Sending my prayers to you.
>>77842362
Asked mam this once
she said god knows what's best and what you really need so he wouldn't like make you win the lottery or whatnot
really made me think then
want to add an ex on fb (because we were good friends)
but don't want the current gf to see :(
>>77842521
we're not
you are attributing the actions of a few bad apples to all of us
>>77842546
looks so boring
>>77842553
>people actually exist that think this
>>77842553
get back in your hole leftypol
>>77842581
normie problems
>yanks cook their water in the oven
Cringing if I'm quite honest
>>77842309
What are the main ones?
>>77842594
>>77842610
substantiate your claims
>>77842581
sounds like a bad idea
Thanks for lunch, Anon, that was so satisfying... What should we do now?
the virgin generation
>>77842561
shes a rotter tbf
>wonder what Thatcher is doing right now
>remember she's dead
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>77842642
>that was so satisfying
No one speaks like this mate
What the fuck is this shit?
>>77842503
get your insulin levels down lad, guaranteed to sneeze less
>cook their water
>>77842642
nice blurring sweaty x
190cm master race is a brainlet
>>77842678
Looks like thyroid cancer mate
Went to a paki family's house and they had a picture of the 'hammed hanging up on the wall like he was Jesus or summat
>>77842700
no you didn't
>>77842700
doubt this
How tall is too tall for a girl lads? Imo once they hit around 5ft9 it starts getting too tall.
>>77842700
>Going into a m*slims house
>>77842671
probably faked her death so the jews wouldn't get to her first.
>>77842700
shia innit
>>77842642
Cousin, let's go bowling!
>>77841381
Say since he's moving out you can finally move in
>>77842700
fucking liar
>>77842718
i'm 5'10 and would date a 5'9 girl
might do a big sleep
>>77842643
no distribution has just shifted
>>77842734
>not fucking your cousin
>>77842583
its more like a minority being made look bad because of a majority
03/06/2021
>>77842709
>>77842715
>>77842725
If you don't believe me I'll arrest yous for doubting a police officer
People only like short girls because of their their instinctive noncery you sick fucks
wishin' the mayan apocalypse actually happened
>>77842586
this
got all the scenery i need in london
>>77842801
all me
>>77842639
its annoying because i'm not chasing after the Ex, we were good friends even afterwards and i just happened to lose contact with her because i changed contact details.
that said the gf gets a bit paranoid.
>>77842804
This can't be any worse then the european refugee crisis.
>>77842804
see
>>77842776
thats when itll happen
>>77842633
moors murders, john wayne gacy, yorkshire ripper, dahmer, ted bundy
>>77841674
Met a guy the other day that is traveling from Copenhagen to Sicily on bicycle, not sure exactly what he had but know he had about between 10-20 kg of stuff including a tent
i actually quite like the algerian nonce
>>77842810
aesthetic
>>77842833
Well, it's not really a REAL apocalypse if it's not happening in my country, is it now?
cannae wait for societys collapse so i can survive and thrive while the lessers of our species die out
have been fairly ambivalent about being a virgin for the first 23 years of my life but it's been getting at me for the last few weeks. but not enough to actually do anything about it haha
>>77842309
Richard Trenton Chase lad
was about to start making a list of all the /brit/ thread editions of the past month and categorise them to see which type of thread is most common but after 3 minutes i saw that was too much effort
Does getting a succy false as losing your v?
>>77842836
that was actually the date of my suicide. maybe its good timing
>>77842912
sort of but not classically
nigger cuck
>>77842854
nonce
Just got a succy
>>77842546
Ha am literally there right now, any hikes you would recommend
>>77842892
looks good
Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome and the British Empire are the 3 greatest and most important civilisations of human history
tfw no /brit/ bf to give a succy to
>>77842881
lost my virginity aged 22, organically too may i add. felt a massive weight come off my shoulders.
>>77842997
Albert Fish is a classic one as well
>>77841964
wdhmbt
arabs come from ishmael..s-so we weren't also made by yakub right
>>77841276
Oi bruv you got a loisence for this 'ere racism