/asean/

>>77825443
I'm sure that makes sense according to some demented pinoy logic.

>>77825539
What?

Why are there two new /asean/ threads?

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>>77826206
>>77826231
Rin is indeed best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtAPTHS5Qc
wtf, I love Syrian immigrants now

>>77826708
top comment dia sial la
race war when?

>>77826493
symbolizes /asean/'s lack of organization and communication. when was the last time a poster said heshe will make the new thread?

please no bullying
let us only suffer irl

>>77827103
Suffer from what?

>>77827614
tengok muka kau

>>77827645
But I wear a mask.

>>77825778 → #
>>77825778 → #
>>77825778 → #
>>77825778 → #

Just in case

>>77827876
You should have put a more interesting OP pic and "edition."

Why is it that Filipinos always makes these threads

>>77828253
They don't have anything else to do.

>>77828282
kau kan neet, esok buatlah thread baru

>>77828359
Even if I'm a jobless scum I can't think of any good thread theme.

Dudes I just realised how bad I screwed up a few years agoo
>Be on interpals
>Korean qt actually contacts me (instead of the other way around as it usually goes)
>She's coming to my city in a few months
>Make friends with her and exchange fb
>Organise to meet up not long after she's arrived
>When we finally meet I sperg out
>We have to go to a different cafe because she can't hear me speak in the one we're at
>after awkward conversation in an empty cafe she says she's tired and has to go home now
>say goodbye, nice to meet you etc
>never see her again and exchange pleasantries once a year

Will there be a time where everybody is NEET since machines do all the work?

Flip qt are you here??
One day i will find u here!

>>77828592
I hope so. I want to ride the waves of socialism and get neet-ringgit!

[spoiler]or the machines just force me out
and now i'm jobless, homeless, and dead so it doesn't matter anymore to me if i'm dead[/spoiler]

>>77828550
Edisi NEET

>>77828555
past is past, time to try again

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>>77824878
Well Budi Utomo was founded in Jogjakarta.
Makes me wonder how he would react if SBY succeed making Jogjakarta becomes normal province instead of kingdom inside country.

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>>77825443

>>77828626
Each one comes bundled with 30+ immediate relatives you are required to give gifts to during special occasions

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>>77828929
Well at least you get free nearby modern day flak tower to take care of any IS airstrikes.

>>77829059

I always hoped for the likes of Duts to get in power so we'd have a SHTF scenario but I'm kinda regretting it now that I have a stable good paying job and a gf.

Already stocked up on essentials tho

>>77829133
Hey do you guys like Korea?

>>77829193
Didnt mean to quote, this was a general question

>>77829193

Well sure. A quarter of my classmates in highschool were koreans and they don't cause any trouble anyways.

And for the northies, a recent poll surprisingly showed the average flip sees them on a positive light

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>>77829291
Ok because i made this and wanted to share it with you all

Resolution is shit because normal camera takes pictures over 4MB

>>77829353
Coolbeans.

Is it made of wood? Had a similar style with a painting on it from Vietnam

>>77828913
I wonder why Surakarta and Mangkunegara aren't full fledged provinces.

>>77828592
IF the machines gained sentience they would overthrow their feeble meatbags overlords and create a new metallic race pure from idiocy. At best they'd put our conscience into Dyson sphere, eternally bound in a perpetual simulation.

>>77829655
I'd take it.

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>>77829695
But you already inside it.

>>77829871
Then why do I feel so miserable? The blue pill is supposed to be bliss.

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>>77829193
Plenty of koreaboos around but some news about their multinationals are not entirely positive.
>>77829353
Impressive.
Is that bamboo?

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>>77829493
Surakarta was a legit kingdom inside country just like Jogjakarta when we declared independence, but gommie destroyed it.
For Mangkunegara, I don't know sadly, but I think it's probably just like Surakarta, get coup d'état'ed by gommie.

>>77829950
got*

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LOLIS

>>77829901
Let's just assume that the bluepill brings you here, a dream, into a simulation of mundane life back when the humans reign free. While the redpill brings you to the base reality, grimdark world far worse than what you can imagine. For us, you are living in a perfect utopia where no bots to anal probe you.

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>>77830177
I want a reality where I can fuck lolis.

>>77830252
You mean like the Philippines?

>Sasaran penyerbuan adalah Ibukota Yogyakarta. Selanjutnya pada tanggal 22 Desember 1948 Presiden Sukarno, Wakil Presiden Mohammad Hatta, Sutan Syahrir dan para pembesar lainnya di tangkap Belanda dan diasingkan ke Pulau Bangka. Sementara itu, Sultan Hamengkubuwana IX tidak di tangkap karena kedudukannya yang istimewa, dikhawatirkan akan mempersulit keberadaan Belanda di Yogyakarta. Selain itu, waktu itu Belanda sudah mengakui Yogyakarta sebagai kerajaan dan menghormati kearifan setempat. Akan tetapi, Sultan menolak ajakan Belanda untuk bekerja sama dengan Belanda. Untuk itu, Sultan Hamengkubuwana IX menulis surat terbuka yang disebarluaskan ke seluruh daerah Yogyakarta. Dalam surat itu dikatakan bahwa Sultan "meletakkan jabatan" sebagai Kepala Daerah Istimewa Yogyakarta. Pengunduran diri Sultan kemudian diikuti oleh Sri Paku Alam. Hal ini bertujuan agar masalah keamanan di wilayah Yogyakarta menjadi beban tentara Belanda. Selain itu dengan demikian, Sultan tidak akan dapat diperalat untuk membantu musuh. Sementara itu, secara diam-diam Sultan membantu para pejuang RI, dengan memberikan bantuan logistik kepada para pejuang, pejabat pemerintah RI dan orang-orang Republiken. Bahkan di lingkungan keraton, Sultan memberikan tempat perlindungan bagi kesatuan-kesatuan TNI.
Holy shit
>we will never be ruled by him
Why even life?

hello friends
i just came to say that maids from the philippines are the best maids in my country
thank you friends and have a nice day

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Sorry my bros I'm too busy loliposting on /a/ so I don't have the motivation to make another thread. This was never my home board in the first place just come to a if youre really that desperate for loli threads. I usually get 1 to 2 of them up everyday.

>>77829950
Well, Indonesia isn't in turmoil like the olden days. Resurrecting the old monarchs is quite feasible nowadays.

And baby, you're all that I want

>>77830528
We still have Royal Families, but most of them just become head of state and irrelevant now. I think only East Indonesia Royal Families and Jogjakarta are the one who still have influences.
And I think monarch-like area in East Indonesia is kinda effective desu.

>>77830296
>The Monarchy helping Republicans
wow kok pelik gitu but I guess he knew his days were numbered, might as well step down his way.

>>77832125
All monarchies joined Indonesia back then. Probably since Soekarno promised to make them became special area just like Jogja now, but they either got coup d'état by Tommie (and become irrelevant though still exist until now) or didn't have heir (and lost the "kingdom"). I think only Malay sultanate was the one who left behind the party. I believe it was so we didn't get fucked by Brits since we already had Dutch to take care their mess.
Also that irrelevant Royal Families still exist and not disbanded by governments because their ancestor helped us to reach independence.

>>77832377
>Tommie
Damn autocorrect, gommie*

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>>77829493
Mangkunegara has never been a full fledged state like Yogyakarta or Surakarta has, they're always traditionally considered as lord/dukedom under Yogyakarta, their ruler do hold position as vice governor of the province, ruling side by side with Hamengkubuwonos as governor, in keeping with custom
Surakarta got wrecked by commies and later got into massive throne dispute, which they never recover, they're now bunch of dying larper

>>77832377
Sumatran Malay states got wrecked by commies

>>77832066
Never hear about east Indonesian monarchs desu

Test

>>77832915
Pakualam didn't govern Mankunegara, they had land called Pakubuwono. The rest of your post is true though, they're kinda dukedom and now become vice "governor" in Jogja.
Mankunegara had their own land, and joined Surakarta as kingdom in country (just googled now).

>Sumatran Malay states got wrecked by commies
I recalled there was a monarch in South Sumatra that lost the kingdom because they didn't have heir. The sultan didn't have a child and he didn't give the heir to his brother (or maybe he was the last royal family, I don't know).

>Never hear about east Indonesian monarchs desu
Tidore royal family is still exist until today and help the government govern their area.

>>77833280
You meant the Sultanate of Siak Sri Indrapura in Riau Province. Their last sultan, Sultan Syarif Kasim II, has no heir. So he ceded Siak Sultanate to be part of united Indonesia, and he contributed his considerable wealth for a number of republican government causes. You can still his royal palace (now a museum) today.

Fun fact: Siak Sultanate was founded by Raja Kecik from the Johor Kingdom (Sultan Abdul Jalil Rahmad Syah I), after he failed to seize the throne of the Sultanate of Johor.

>>77833618
Ah yes, that one.
Man, is he the only royal family member left?

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>>77832377
>>77833280
>>77833618
Look up https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolusi_Sosial_Sumatera_Timur
Siak Sri Indrapura
Kutai Kartanegara
Serdang
Langkat
Asahan
Deli

>>77832915
Actually, the vice governor of Jogjakarta is Paku Alam, the duke of Pakualaman, a little duchy in Jogjakarta.

>>77833930
I heard that he was unable to have a heir for his sultanate which resulted in him granting his sultanate and wealth to the Indonesian government.

>>77828626
Christian Indon qt is better tbqh

>>77833280
>>77834403
My mistake, confusing Pakualam and Mangkunegara
They should all just reunited desu, the 4 house system is a mess and due to dutch intervention anyway

>>77834403
I meant, he could granted the his power to his brother or something.

>>77834671
And which one that will be the sole leader? Sultan or Sunan?

>>77834717
IIRC, he was the only son of the previous sultan and the sole heir to the throne. At the time of his father's death in 1908 he was too young and still in school at Batavia, so the throne was given to his uncle until 1915 when he finally be the sultan.

>>77835074
His Majesty Hamengkubowono X could be the sole leader since he has the influences compared to other royal families.

>only son of the previous sultan
Damn, what a shame.

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>attract girls from 6 - 9/10
>don't wanna commit so act stupid and innocent
>we become friends and they act a la "big sister" with me
is this good or bad? last "big sister" was a year ago, she even called me cute.

>>77835665
You fucking pedo.

>>77835665
I don't know it's good or bad, but it's cute.
Well you most likely won't be their boyfriends though.

>>77835697
What no not age, beauty scale la.
I still remember the secondary school "big sis", holy fuck she even defended me from her boyfriend.

>>77835747
One of these days I've got to stop the act and really go for it. Time for a MILF gf yeah!

>>77835697
Kek

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Reminder that the Phillipines, Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia are not pure asian countires, and therefore are the worst asian countries.

>>77843331
we are pure asian

>>77844430
Bull fucking shit, you speak spanish

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>>77843331
Never claimed that, we are Arabs.

>>77829432
>>77829918
Its two cheap calenders i got from a chinese restaurant, theyre made of paper and i drew on them with sharpie

is there a job that dont require anything on malaysia?

>>77845935
Be a JAGA for a shady security company.
All you will do is sit all day in the hot sun and once in a while collect money from the neighbourhood.

>>77845935
Rela/wataniah/palapes
My housemates get RM800 if I'm not mistaken just being weekend PALAPES.

>>77843331
We never claimed that we're Asian, fucking weeb. We're Nusantara.
>>77845935
Cuci pinggan

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Can you live as a tagalog for a day /asean/?

in pic related

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>>77825443
Can you live as a Bisayan for a day /asean/?

in pic related

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>>77825443
Can you live as an Aeta in baguio for a day /asean/?

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>>77849306
>>77849461
ehmm...

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>>77849614
you can at least tour its safe

>>77849306
MOTHER OF GOD TODO PODEROSO

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>>77849834
jealous much?

>>77849306
>>77849461
>>77849519
>>77849680
What would Jesus say if he sees this?

>>77849937
This is a very localized problem, right? Like something very rare that only happens to very few people, right? RIGHT?

>>77843331
But Malaysia is Truly Asia.

>>77849987
It is not, it is chinese-indian shithole

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>>77849961
He will say amen
>>77849968
This is what happen when provincial minds live in a urban city

they fixed most of it tho

but separatist commies and paid shills on the internet keep posting them

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>>77850023
>asian + asian = not asian

>>77850133
India are sandniggers, not Asian.
Asian are Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Taiwanese. The rest are pretender and mixed race.

>>77850374
filipinos are all indios; and therefore completely asians

>>77850444
Kys, you are not asian. You are mexican-aboriginal hybrid.

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>>77850023
Indians are not that many senpai.
Bumiputera includes all Malays,aborigines and Borneo natives.

>>77850494
no foreign ethnic influence here, all asian.

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>>77843331
i dont mind tho

telling filipinos that they're asian is derogatory here. We are spanish descended from the spanish settlers from spain.

>>77850887
>t. indio in denial

contribute to my /boi/ thread pls
>>77841790

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pls send kratom

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holy fuck south east asians are this dark?

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>/asean/ falling this hard for a shitty bait

>>77851694
Must be a descendant of the mythical Asmat tribe from the highlands of Irian Jaya.

>>77828626
Ru the aussie dude I met on interpals and added on skype or nah?

>>77852593
>>77852617
What happened here?
Another airstrike friendly fire?

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>>77852641
another day of getting rekt by ragtag fighters wearing slippers

>>77852769
Well I'm sure they would be done by december unless Duts give martial law extension for christmas.

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>marawi still under sandnigger control

>>77852769
What I don't get is that Mamasapano was one bad mess-up that ruined P-Noy, but Marawi was a series of mess-ups with many more deaths, and yet people don't hate Dutdut (yet). How come P-Noy messes up just a few times, people hate him and are vocal about it, but whenever Dutdut messes up, even if it's the same or a similar mistake, people just shrug it off?

>>77852769
What took them so long? They really need American or Chinese troops in Marawi.

>>77853094
Hey MKL you forgot to put your trip on

How do I know? Because you say the same thing over and over again you fucking autist

>>77853256
What the fuck is Pee-Noise anyway?

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>>77853205
The insurgent have RPG-2 which is still deadly to their armoured cars even though our relatively modern tanks would be laughing at it.
Someone also said they lack heavy weapons, too poor for autocannons.

>>77853094
I know this wont go throught your autist head
because masampano and zamboanga siege could have prevented if officials that time was following the procedures

meanwhile marawi on the other hand is pure and simple terrorism, kill as much as you can buffet. plus its funded by isis

>>77853205
>>77852769
news says they have hostages. i think theyre trying to starve them out

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>>77853256
Pic related

>>77853279
Noynoy Aquino, the previous president

>>77853315
>could have prevented if officials that time was following the procedures

So Exactly like the friendly fire and botvh incidents as they claim

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>>77853279
Annoying trolls
Basically a flip who goes apeshit

>>77853304
Why won't they mobilize all of their tanks, howitzers, airstrikes to flatten the city.

>>77853315
So you're using a medieval siege tactics of starving the enemy, which also used by the Natzy Germany during their invasion of Russia in Stalingrad. It can take several years to starve out a city, and the civilians would be dead too at that time.

>>77853481
why does he look like he's constantly about to sneeze. he also seems to be proud of speaking Spanish; IMSCF boi maybe?

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>>77853505
No tanks or modern APCs, howitzers are expensive, obama refused to sell bombs and training stuff and apparently someone outside radios in airstrike warning so they need aussie and burger to jam signals.
I mean M113 with just .50 and literal buckets, wtf is this?

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>>77853205
I don't know. This is really bad and IS doesn't even deploy their most lethal weapon yet in Marawi which is car bomb.

Pic related, a Malaysian istisyhadi (Abu Ukasyah al-Malizi) driving a car bomb directly into the enemy in wilayat al-Raqqah while escaping 2 failed US airstrikes on him.

>>77853587
Where do you get your sources?

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>>77853587
>buckets and tires strapped on with no purpose
>doors that serves as makeshift armor plating
So this is the ingenuity of Da Orkish Pinoys.

Hey Thaibros, how do you say time in your language? Will people understand AM and PM? I googled some shit and now I'm confused as fuck.

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>>77853638
News,lowyat, /k/ anons.
>>77853843
>we gonna bait Daesh

>>77856066
how so you will just believe random 4chan post?

how legit are those?

>>77856357
4chan post is only the part about how Obama supposedly blocked bomb sales after Duterte.
The Australian plane has been on the news since june.
As for armor Scorpion doesn't count as MBTs and the wood armor is all over the news.

>>77856357
It seems that it worked to some extent. Ork War Boss Duterte DruggieKilla must be proud.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/907313/wood-reinforced-vehicles-foil-maute-antitank-weapons

>>77856557
I can only find the assault rifles were blocked by a US senator because it was going to the police for EJk and not the soldiers and that was even before the Marawi terrorist incident happen

it seems obama block a bomb sale to Saudi

and both USA and Aussie only provided Surveillance drones I dont know if it jam signals

>>77850887
>We are spanish descended from the spanish settlers from spain
Yes, you are

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>>77857014
somos malayos, no somos españolAZOs

>>77856810
although some try hard flip pol in /k/ blaming obama for our military mishap isn't far fetched

>>77857226
Must be a /pol/fag.

Are online English tutorial sites good? Do they pay well? Been thinking of applying to such sites.

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OH I SWEAR TO YOU
ILL BE THERE FO YOU

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>>77857296
i know someone that teaches just about any subject. usually old japanese men and korean children. she gets i think 100 or 150 an hour.

Loliposters should be shot

Also, I think I've found my future wife /asean/ :)

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>>77857994
i want sagiri to shoot me

>>77853587
Just checked their wikipedia page, absolutely no battle tanks, cold war era APCs, WW2 era howitzers. How are you supposed to defend your territories Philippines?

>>77858129
Is it really necessary if I posts that we have modernized versions of those since 2010?

>>77858388
Yeah, go on.

This suicidal whispers won't go away.

>>77858129
We have FA-50s. They aren't super good, but at least we could put up some fight.

>>77858129

>been ally of USA since 19th century
>USA gives cheap modern weapons to other nations except philippines


kek

>>77858129
>How are you supposed to defend your territories Philippines?
We don't

Defense spending is gimped in this country and not a priority

Politicians would rather sell out to potential invaders than actually giving a shit

That's why this current regime is appeasing to the Chink dogs rather than engaging against them

If we had someone like Widodo we wuz aircraft carriers and Apaches now

hello
i have had sex with a filipino maid working in lebanon
ama

>>77858946
>USA
>give
Nope, other allies pay for their shit.

We don't and we expect alms.

Why should US taxpayers shoulder the burden of our national defense? That's not fair to them and they can't even find us on the map.

>>77853094
Abnoy does not have online shills

>>77859015
Weren't there rumors that he had a few that were based in Cubao? Or were those just paninira?

>>77858978
>they can't even find us on the map.
To be fair, Americans aren't exactly well-known for their geography skills. Heck, you could give them a blank map of the Middle East and some might have a hard time telling which country is which.

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For non-NEET here.
How do you get a job?
How many time you got rejected before scoring your first one?
How many years you see yourself working on one employee?

>>77859105
>indonesian-chinese-german-dutch

>>77858961
do you like israel?

>>77858978
>That's not fair to them and they can't even find us on the map.
That's not true a lot of us could because your a group of islands in S.E. Asia. Exact location knowledge isn't needed if you look at a map. Plus a lot of our military has spent time in your country. However, that will end when Dut Dut allows China to annex you for some trains.

>>77858649
same, i just drown them in vidya.
>fallout 3
>tgm
>columbine every settlement

>>77859105
>>77859105
>How do you get a job?
attending job fair, just handing out my resume in every booth
>How many time you got rejected before scoring your first one?
after getting the interviews i narrow down to the best bang for buck companys
>How many years you see yourself working on one employee?
contractuals tend to pay more than being a regular so probably jump to different companys every 2 years then settle down when i hit 40s

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>>77859552
Sounds easy in the paper.

Thanks anon.

>>77860072
easy, but it takes patience

>>77858958
We don't have aircraft carrier though, though we do have frigates, submarines, and other assortment of ships. To be honest our navy is the largest in terms of manpower in SEA but lacking in terms of military ships.

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>>77849937
>>77849680
>>77849306
>>77849461

LOL tagalog slumfags going on another tirade

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What do you guys think of blacks/afros

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Do you country has slum?

Vietnam
Yes

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>>77861888
Most countries in South East Asia have slums, except maybe Singapore

>>77860859
It's a hyperbole of course

The previous administration did good but what he did was only the foundation for the floodgates

>>77862133
Our current president said that we have to re-establish our maritime identity that has been lost since the colonial era. But if he want this to happen he should increase our navy prowess to strengthen the border security. And your president should too because those smuggled drugs came from overseas.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40801328

>>77825443
When did Dutiti and Flipland became relevant to the world politics?

>>77863330
Never, you guys are just central african-tier when it comes to running a country. I hope the Philippines get bombed in the future, now shut up.

Redpill me on Pacquiao and Duterte relations.

Are the friends? Enemies? Will there be a showdown between them?

>>77863330
There's something funny about a foul mouthed madman being demonized by western media and having the first full blown ISIS territory outside of ME during his presidency.

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when will philippines modernize their army

>>77863735
Silly Pekka, they are both political allies.

I've noticed that my dog is perpetually horny.
This bothers me. Is there anything I should do to relieve him?

Also, im a girl.

flips is there anywhere else in metro manila comparable to makati
i liked it there, bretty cool tbqh

>>77863984
Go Cannibal Cupcake x Mr.Big mode obviously.

>>77863984
Kill the dog
Pets are a nuisance

>>77864077
No. I kill you, putangina mo gago ka.

>>77863984
>that my dog is perpetually horny.
Hmmm?

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What are you guys playing these days that's not doto?

>>77863735
Is there some kind of massive paid flip shill in other threads about dutdut and marawi?.

>>77864405
Nada, because I'm on shitty 2005-era internet.

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>>77863984
you know what to do, gurl

>>77863792
>filipinas
>modernizing anything
>ever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJ

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>>77863984
Your post is turning me on.

>>77864045
BGC, i guess

Testing mamak wifi

alright this bump is on me
you're next

Boobies

How to enjoy your long ass Uni holiday?
I got no friends to travel, no money since part time jobs are a myth here. All I do sleep and masturbate all day.

>>77861740
Not people. Exterminate with extreme prejudice.

Explain yourselves /asean/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2OFgPaIQo

>>77850887
No flip qt to teach proper castellano while we make flip great again and destroy merrican influence.

Feelsbadman.tif

>>77875430
Marketing
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2016/02/12/qu-puteh-story/

>>77863984
Gib them red rocket.

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>>77878985
Go to bed, this thread is kill

>>77879060
But I just wake up Obelix.
In fact I just save this thread from dead.

>>77872234
>Try lucid dreaming
>Try and find a new fetish(es)
Once you've gone back to uni, you're a changed man, Johan!

>>77875975
>The hardships, however, compared little to the pain she felt when she lost two of her four children in a fire three years ago.
Holy fuck wow, sudden feels ;-;

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>>77858129
With faith!

>stuff gone missing
>our class is primary suspect
oh shit chef, i'm sorry ;-;

¡fucking thieves ruining our kitchen!

>>77881933
What stuff?
Gas tanks or pots?

>>77882916
This looks like bullshit tho
Any bornean script that is similar also which Spanish source?

Who knows what was going on back in Laguna

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>>77882916
There were also 3 kingdoms in "manila"
Only one was known as a Muslim and that's a a big maybe since it looks more like a trading dock

Why do we keep perpetuating misinfo
Who are we trying to appease here?

>>77882072
started off with money, around RM175.
then heshe the thief stole two of our Teflon pans, and now even our digital scale.

Hantu mana la nak bisnes ni

>>77885441
Any Tamil in your class? 99% chances it's him.

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CHUBBY FOOL

>>77872234
>no money since part time jobs are a myth here
You're just have not try hard enough

>>77882916
All /asean/ native alphabet rather looks like magical to me, those shapes are awesome

Except for Pajeet, eewww

>>77885441
Last time I run into criminals it was a bunch of thieves
Amount stolen:RM30
Damage caused by police CQC thieves and trashing the toilet with an axe: RM 300
The thieves even wear gopro to record their work.
>>77885803
Unlikely, petty crime is more malay thing, syndicate for chinese and tamil armed robbery or gangsta.

>>77883694
Well, Kawi was a script originated from Java and widely used in the archipelago. Maybe your ancestors learned Kawi from some settlements in Borneo and then it evolved into Baybayin.

>>77886807
However they did have significant contribution to SEA language and writing. But don't tell those Pajeet lest they be WE WUZ on us.

>>77886927
according to that the copperplate one was the kawi

then it should have been implied we develop our baybayin instead of learning form borneans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1turXjKjsc

I wish I could.... ;_;

>>77887330
Them voices are ugly

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I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT CHINESE

Today I go to market for breakfast and I sit with friends in cafe shop near courtyard area, we laugh and drink and then look over, two Chinese walking, a little girl and father

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more Chinese come

Soon there is sounds of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my cat is inside or outside, Chinese sounds like penis fucking my ears, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PING PONG CHING CHONG, fear for my cat becomes stronger

and then the little girl,looks like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pants and SHITS ALL OVER THE COURTYARD

SHE PULLS DOWN AND SHITS A RIVER OF CHOCOLATE WITH SMALL CHUNKS NEVERENDING

I look at Chinese and they continue talking about how to eat cats and hire Indonesian prostitutes or something, no one cares. Courtyard is filling up with shit, NO ONE CARES

and then the little girl's father comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more shit out of her because she is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE PICKS HER UP USING HER SHOULDERS AND GIVES HER A SUPERIOR ANGLE TO SHIT MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY CHINESE SHIT NEAR MY HOUSE

YOU FILTHY DOGS

GO HOME

FUCK CHINA

NIGGER COUNTRY

>>77887496
Isn't this pasta 3years old already?

>>77885803
>>77886859
anti-climactic but
>RM175 found, one of the senior students stole it
>the pans were just out-of-sight and the seniors were too lazy to look for it
>the cafe staff borrowed the scale, none of the staff even bothered to ask them for the past 2 weeks.
So, semua settle dah. I just have shitty seniors is all.

>>77863984
Just eat your dog

>>77888706
Leave it to me. I'm an expert at all forms of this kind.

>>77882916
Of all scripts in Indonesia you have to pick the most obscure and unaesthetic ones like Batak or Lontara

>>77888682
Is the senior a Tamil? Are the cafe staffs Tamils? Are you a Tamil?

A-am I a Tamil?

Thai people in online gaming is the worst.

I can deal with Malays, indos, pajeets, PRC, Hong Kong people, but Thais are the worst. Are they like the BRs of Asia?

>>77888781
Dei macha

>>77888785
But brazilians are fine players

>>77888785
What's wrong with them?

>>77888785
*suddenly hear a distinct screaming of putang ina mo on my headset*

I think you miss one.

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>be me
>5'10
>"lol at least you live in a manlet country, must be a giant over there"

B-baka!

>>77888813
Got Thai=lose game

But mostly their extremely thick accents and inability to speak English makes it impossible to communicate with them. I think only viets are worse but you don't encounter them as much.

>>77888950
Who are those people? Why is one dressed like a pilot?

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Should I ?
Tolong adek, bunk.

>>77888781
>seniors
unknown since no details afterward. but hey, my chef is tamil.
>me
*sweats*
but no, am a proud, white, Malay :^)

>>77888950
>5'7 at 19
Kids young as 12 are taller than me!

>>77889009
Our celebs, probably made up numbers for PR.

>>77888950
nak Fattah Amin jugak plz plz plzzz

>>77889059
I meant, why is one of them dressed like a pilot? Is he also one?

>>77888777
The only similarities I see is the buttshaped O

>>77888785
Thais are tied with Flips for the coveted BRs of Asia.

>>77890025
It works the same way like Indian Brahmic script, you have a series of alphabets consist of consonants with inherent vowel and diacritics is used to modify the vowels. It isn't about shapes of the scripts tbqh.

Why does /a/ have so many trapfags? It's getting annoying seeing them trying (and failing miserably) to deny that they're gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's the way that they act that makes them one of the worst groups on /a/.

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>>77890365
usually you can avoid them by not going to their fucking threads. ever tried that?

>>77890465
Hard to do when they've infested the board.

>>77890365
Are you implying that traps are gay? Someone calls security, bigots aren't allowed in here.

>>77890524
Traps themselves aren't gay. But if you are a guy who is sexually attracted to a trap (i.e. a guy who happens to look like a girl, but is still a guy), then that by definition is homosexual (i.e. gay).

>>77889669
a shot from one of his drama series.

>>77890622
Which one? That sounds interesting.

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>>77890581
gay people are gay because they like men, right? then what makes a man attracted to another man that looks like a girl, but not a man that looks like a man?

>>77890648
The penis. I know from experience that a lot of trapfags would dislike the same character if you removed the penis and other masculine features (i.e. if the character was actually a girl). They're after the male parts. They're attracted to masculinity. Therefore, they're gay. Traps are basically just a way for them to express their homosexuality without them admitting to it. Some of them, when pushed enough, end up admitting that at the very least they're bisexual.

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>tfw no drug lord husbandfu

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>tfw no one replies to my messages

>>77890907
That's what you get for being a NatSoc.

>>77890907
Should we make /asean/ chat group?

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>>77890907
>phone broke 2 months ago
>backup phone broke 2 weeks ago
>backup backup phone's screen is flicking randomly
help me

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>>77890907
>>77891042
didnt mean to reply

>>77890823
we have to be fair tho even tho these are dutdut's some what friends

allegedly the police destroyed most of the CCTV footage

and the one with the girl swallowing some evidence show she wasn't fighting back or holding a gun

Guys, it's hot

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>>77891520
Let's make it cooler.

>>77891520
Yeah, I tend to have that effect

>>77879494
Yes, you did, you did save the thread. good work

>>77891575
>>77891591
I'm not joking, I'm just a pasty white guy who isn't used to this

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>>77891796
I'm a not-pasty brown guy living in the Philippines. Come here we can share my aircon.

>>77891796
Are you that oldfag brit?

>>77891005
then that malaysian guy with the micro benis would send us dik piks

>>77891865
whats wrong with her eyes

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>>77891520
But its the rainy season.
I hate it.

>>77890638
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suri_Hati_Mr._Pilot

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>>77891936
There's nothing wrong with her eyes.

>>77892139
Looks like someone just google translate the whole thing from Malay

Hey guys that girl that always forgets to reply to me just messaged me first. Do you think she likes me?

>>77892322
Pity isn't love.

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>>77892322
She probably needs something from you.

>>77892322
She wants to marry you.

>>77892322
she likes your brother

>>77892357
This. Also she's probably just bored.

malayanons where are the nearest spa from JB?

>>77892357
>>77892358
>>77892425 This is the one I chose to beleive
>>77892451

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test

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thanks

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>>77891796
>farang
go back to where you came from

hey guise
mix clorox (bleach) with windex or any type of windows cleaners
it will make a perfect floor cleaner liquid

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>>77892607
yes

>>77893517
nice mustard gas you got there senpai

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>>77893704
DELETE TEHIS

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>>77893764
yes

test

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>>77893886
this one is lame. it can stay

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I miss you malay-chan

>>77893964
He already forgot about you. He's busy with the tranny with a mustache.

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>>77894546

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>Removed the "show loli", "show shota", "shot toddlercon", "show banned", and "thumbnail info cache limit" options in response to changes on Danbooru that render them useless.
AAAAAAA DANBOORU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

>>77890823
Imagine what he will do to you while he's high.
IM GETTING WET AGAIN!!!!

>tfw my imotou is not a loli as she's developing a rather big breast for her age.

>>77895036
I know someone who had fairly large breasts for her age back when we were in high school. We were around 15 or so but her breasts were so big that you could see the bra designs through the uniform.

What will happen if I go to M'laysia for 1-2 months?
Will I get Peace'd or dindu'd?

>>77895333
Depends on the place. If you go to Selangor you should be safe.

Making thread

>>77895468
>>77895468
>>77895468

>>77888777
What makes you so sure we picked it
It looks each of us made something of our own from a similar source material

>>77895538
I think he meant that the decision of putting the unaesthetic Lontara and Batak in that pic in favor of other Indonesian scripts is baffling.

>>77894797
>not using chan.sankaku