/brit/

nicely done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU
ah yes, a ripe plum of australian culture

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anime

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>>77823299

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sue

>>>/r9k/38775059

we're all in here btw

>>77823333
Nicely done, but I'm not going

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>>77823332

more like r9gay lmao

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your move rorkes

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>>77823332

>>77823333
are the britfeel OP pics always the same setting? or does it change every year

>>77823356
don't care about guardianistas and their "ideas"

>>77823356
can't stand this dead eyed sow

My favourite video ever

https://youtu.be/DklAU4GNpxA

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anime

>>77823378
>>77823376
not an argument sweatys

no face no case

Convinced I have Crohn's disease lads. Pretty sure I've had it for months lmao.

>>77823390
grow up.

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The virgin bed sheets

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any fashy lads in?

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>>77823411
I'll have you know I'm 24 years old

>>77823385
hate it when europeans get overly yankified
amusing video though

business idea: abs, but not just when you suck your tummy in, they're there like all the time

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me in the middle

you on the lower left

>>77823407
haha

>>77823356

Would effectively only fuck the middle class and possibly some rich who died suddenly on sudden accidents.
Others would find the legal loopholes to pass their wealth to their runts while alive. Also using those legal loopholes would probably cost so much that most people with modest wealth would be fucked.

>>77823448
look like the mong, me

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>>77823459

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>>77823421
i like the aesthetics of the movement, and the philosophy behind it is a nice contrast to dull old liberalism

it's not traditional enough for me though, and far too continental.

>>77823462
what is 'every socialist idea ever'?

>>77823459
are nazis bad then?

wish this one leb would piss off back to beirut

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>click verify once there are none left
the stupid fade takes a full second

>>77823419
disgusting lad

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>>77823478
Keep fighting the good fight, comrade!

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>>77823461
recognise the dick even in that shitty resolution

if you spout hate speech and racial slurs all the time its normal if you get cut off lmao

Want to out yourself as a snivelling little scrote with nary an original thought in his grim little head?

Appeal to traditionalism!

>>77823484
yes

>>77823462
please do not find real-world problems with my idea, only consider it in a vaccuum with perfect outcomes

>>77823496
you can either switch to legacy captcha or keep whining all your life, which is it

>>77823496
Here lad go into settings at the bottom right corner of this page
go into "Quotes & Replying"
Check the box for Legacy captcha and click save settings

>>77823518
*dons bracelet*

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monthly £30 donation just went through to the guardian lads

only decent people left in british media

>>77823554
>>77823568
cant use legacy in the report window

>>77823483

Well, there is rent control which fucks up just about everyone.

>>77823299
Not enough appreciation here

complain about modernity while living in a modern society? heh very ironic traditionalists.

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>dude just download tinder. It's like ordering pizza but it's pussy

>>77823525
classical wisdom often has truth that we could learn much from today

just feels like modernity is dead-set on scorning the past and our ancestors, rejecting our roots in favour of a utopian vision of modernity, one that's not likely to pass

>>77823586
snitches get stitches

Business Ideas: Find out how to regulate the complications related to transitioning to follow a monthly cycle so as to better imitate being a woman.

>>77823605
hello nigger

not a fan of modernists, I'm a post-modernist myself

>>>/r9k/38776408

howling at the sensitivity of these britfeel cunts

prime bait material

>>77823614
*kisses me teeth*

anyone in bromley fancy a shag tonight?

Don't wank before you sleep because it will make getting up in the morning difficult

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>>77823622

are exiled britfeel trips allowed in here? I can bring a tranny with me

>>77823643
you're not my type, sorry :)

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>>77823586
?

>>77823582
Kys faggot

>>77823356
People will just pass wealth over earlier. I have assets of £1.2m but the amount which is actually mine is less than two grand at the moment. parents put the house etc in my name the moment they could

>>77823605
hes not one of my Posting Allies so i have no problem reporting him

>>77823582
>those jews telling you to grow up and stop crying
fucking evil rats they are

>>77823666
FOY

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>>77823629
please stop, this is so cringy, we've all seen what /brit/ looks like

>>77823582
>is there anything worse than a man who cries?
>it's the year of the bush - time to rediscover all female body hair
>what is the mega rich just want rocket ships to escape the earth they destroy
this is good though

>Kys faggot
you must be over the age of 18 to post here

>>77823586
retard

>>77823682
howling

you little virgin mong

>>77823666
ah yes, the tabloid-munching brexit trollops are crawling out of the woodwork once more

had your daily dose of the mail and sun mate?

>>77823602
tinder is a pretty bad place to meet women tbqh

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tfw you start reading and get depressed over the rich lives of all the great characters you will never be friends with

>>77823709
name one better place

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>>77823629
I ruined the thread for weeks, most of them aren't even virgins they're just lefty benders who found r9k somehow

have a strong desire to poop

>>77823731
>poop
foy

no talkie until I've had my coffee

>>77823721
Nice supermarkets.

>>77823763
fuck going to France

>>77823721
coffee shops/cafes, libraries, museums/galleries, public attractions if you have confidence

when i said tinder is a bad place to meet women i should have stressed it's a bad place to meet GOOD women. yeah you'll find a shag after a while, but it won't be a gf-material shag

>>77823700
your inflammatory tone has no effect on me

>>77823776
lol

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>>77823727
>they're just lefty benders who found r9k somehow
this also happened to /brit/
strange

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the daily dose of postmodernist socialist multicultural jewish marxist propaganda

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>you little virgin mong

i got 5 on it

the Guardian> the Independent btw

the guardian is an anti-british leftist pile of drivel but at least it still has some decent journalist standards. the indy is now a tabloid rag

thought I filtered you hmm

>>77823804
How is that wrong? Brexit is a nightmare the British populace cannot wake up from without a political revolution; something the fat cats and the party bosses fear even more than the untimely demise of their precious capital gained with the blood and tears of the starving masses assembled outside the gates of the foodbanks and homeless shelters across the country

>reading the news

brainlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-gZ_G70Zk

>>77823876
You kind of remind me of a funny Aussie I knew from SA

>>77823876
bit dramatic

>>77823876
LEFTIST!!!! GET HIM!!!!

>>77823876
ummm no sweaty

>>77823876
Brexit WAS the political revolution mongoid
remoaners are a sorry lot, children not used to a bit of turbulence and always want things their own way

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*takes a sip*
Ok Go ahead sweaty

>>77823876
you do know that absolutely no revolutionary movement started from the people itself right
this aint happening again years of neocon propaganda through the media reduced the civilian to a serf

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40787760
>Teach pupils about breastfeeding, say Royal College doctors

l-lewd?

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Just so you know racists of /brit/. You won't be safe for long.

swetey

business idea: worship the economy

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>>77823877
I only get my news from unbiased sources such as the economist

you don't say much do you? :)
it's okay we don't bite ;)

fuck sake lads, looked out the window to see if it was raining and my fit neighbour was walking past looking at the house. locked eyes before i darted behind the wall

>>77823940
this is renee, she takes pictures of her alleged harassers and uploads them to the internet from her rented flat in high wycombe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imyd8NBLIxk

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>Hey anon! You're just in time for the party! come on in!

>breastfeeding
>lewd
The mind of a virgin at work

always have a little chuckle when people have fever dreams of revolution/civil war when living is still so comfortable for the majority of people
how much of a brainlet can you be
sorry dave can't make it into work today I'm taking to the streets with a machete

>>77823933
agree
breastfeeding is how you get robust young children, formula bottle feed is how you get runts

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>>77823964

just took me over an hour to finish a wank
dire

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wahey just the average brexit voter lads

not a fan of islam, don't hate brown people just everything else about em simple as

reckon women shouldn't be so bloody uppity all the time

have a gay friend just don't like em as a class of people

think europe should just fuck off

wouldn't mind a pint right now actually

>>77824002
Jesus Christ is there any non Chad in this pic

>>77824002
>Uhh hang on anon where's your girlfriend? We can't let you in alone that'd be weird- wait you're not a virgin are you?

>>77824048
melbourne

>>77824048
nothing wrong with any of that

>>77824065
the fact you thought that was close enough to reality to post is cringe

>>77824065
theres clearly at least 2 guys without girls in that pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

>>77824065
>s-she d-didn't feel well today
*chad gets out the handheld virgin detector*
*alarm bells start going off*
>GET HIM

>>77824098
get anxious looking at chads so didn't look for too long aha

critical lack of yanks in this thread

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>>77824100

>>77824100
*grabs the duvet covers and yanks them and the cat onto the floor*
*picks the cat up by the tail and fucking dropkicks it against the wall, snapping its runty spine*

>>77824127
thought we already had a few aussies here

>>77824144
'eed

>>77824148
im a plumber by trade, don't know many yanks

>>77824100
you can just hear the effeminate beta in his voice, bet this runt has the test levels of an 8 year old girl, his cat doesn't even listen to him

get a dog you fucking ponce

>>77824144
good lad

Late lunch today lads.

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>go into tesco to buy condoms to wank with later on
>make it past checkout
>get stopped and searched by the Virgin Officers
>heh nice try kiddo
>placed under arrest and forced to spend the night in jail

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Dudes I just realised how bad I screwed up a few years ago
>Be on interpals
>Korean qt actually contacts me (instead of the other way around as it usually goes)
>She's coming to my city in a few months
>Make friends with her and exchange fb
>Organise to meet up not long after she's arrived
>When we finally meet I sperg out
>We have to go to a different cafe because she can't hear me speak in the one we're at
>after awkward conversation in an empty cafe she says she's tired and has to go home now
>say goodbye, nice to meet you etc
>never see her again and exchange pleasantries once a year

>>77824188
shut the fuck up

>>77824196
>>77824198
thanks lads, just leave these on the desk. will read them later

*immediately lobs them into the wastepaper bin once you've closed the door*

>>77824196
>mfw I always find the cutest check out chick when buying them and put in a big grin
Nah I lie I've never bought them

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You have £200 million. What do you do with the money?

despise aussies

gonna propose this weekend lads

>>77824198
>>77824201
>>77824224
snap

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Mr Goldstein took 5 mins off my lunch today because I was 5 mins late getting in

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IN 10 BLOODY MINUTES

>>77824233
kiwi mong

comrade corbyn when

>going shopping with mummy

hopefully she'll buy me a treat haha xxx

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>going shopping with mummy

hopefully she'll buy me a treat haha xxx

>>77824231
Invest

Might play some dwarf fortress lads

>>77824256
that treat's MINE when you get home, if I find out you eat it or hide it before you get back I'll beat you up twice as much as I would otherwise

never lost an argument on the Internet lads
My secret? heh... well I just call them a cuck and I instantly win

>>77824231
coke, heroin, jetskis and instagram models

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>>77824243
>15 minute lunch

>>77824292
as opposed to rorke/racist/nazi/fedora?

>>77824284
anyone made any graphic mods than make it playable for normies/brainlets yet?

hated deciphering the icons

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At bath lads

>>77824277
Thats not how you fedora a post.

>>77824256
>tfw I was still bringing my mum to buy clothes and get my haircut at 22
Sometimes she'd buy me something Mrs Fields :)

>>77824306
all of those are actual terms with meaning, and they're always applied in the right circumstances

>>77823589
Scripters don't deserve appreciation for unearned gets.

>>77824326
hmm

>>77824315
looks nice

>go to British coffee shop
>They sell coffee

Wtf, I hate British now

brb bio

>>77824321
>dont care
haha

took a one and a half hour lunch yesterday

might have a cheeky can of tuna for a midnight snack

>>77824359
dont fucking care

>>77824347
probably 'cause of euros asking for it

>>77824364
>can

foy

Drinking a 7 year old sov tonight dudes. feeling pretty fancy.

>>77824375
the joke is that coffee shop in the netherlands means weed shop.

>>77824359
i care

dont care

>>77824392
those neds sure are tasy bugggers eh?

sort of care but not really

don't care

eating a nice salad with roasted squash, feta, pomegranate seeds, pumpkin seeds and chicken in lads. bet i've got the ponciest lunch in /brit/ today.

Always make sure to remind people i don't care when i just shit all over their faces without them consentinf. Totally makes it 100% okay.

Donner carré

>>77824307

Plenty of them lad. Lazy newb pack is the simplest one that has a launcher and a few addons to make playing easier. Building a functioning fortress isn't that hard once you get past the dodgy interface

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/Utility:Lazy_Newb_Pack

>>77824429
that's really interesting. thanks for sharing.

'ent had a shag in 2 year lads

good news is that a girl rested her on me in the cab the other night, bad news is that she's my best mates gf and she just thinks im bent

je ne care pas

>>77824442
don't care

>>77824429
a salad doesnt get fancier just because you list a bunch of its ingredients

>>77824450

FONT

>>77824450
't 'e

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Saving pics off Reddit to post on /brit/. Here's my latest discovery.

reckon that post is "don't care" bait so I'm steering WELL clear

>>77824450
rested her head on me **

ceci n'est pas un care

dog owners are shit cunts

I'm not 'one of the lads'
I hate banter
I hate ukip
I despise Nigel Farage
I'm not anti immigration
I don't like slags
I don't like gimmicks
I'm a free thinker
I'm a labour voter
I have compassion for my fellow men/women
I'm not like you
I'm leading /brit/ through its transition
I am the new /brit/

>>77824476
don't care

>>77824465
literally does though lad. a salad that's just lettuce, tomato and cucumber is less fancy than one with all that bollocks the lad listed.

cooking mongs loves his fucking cooking

>>77824512
dont care

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not many people know this but I was the original bradleyposter

teens run /brit/ now, see ya racists!

*high pitched voice*
ooh salad
*thumbs up*

>>77824545
don't care

>>77824512
>I don't like slags
you had me til here lad. can't get on board with this sorry

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Got them in my sights lads

Gonna put them out of business once and for all

>>77824512
*sparks you out in one*
That was for the slags.

>>77824450

Zero activated almonds?
Uncultured.

>>77824564
is mummy driving for you while you phonepost on this 18+ website

egg

http://www.mapcrunch.com/

sometimes just spend hours wandering around the streets of taiwan or suriname lads

wish I could travel the world without having to worry about the daily mundanities of being a full-time runt in the rat race of western society

Brown countries lol.

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not many people know this but I was the original bradleyposter

>>77824593
No the gf

I call her mummy though

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not many people know this but I was the original bradleyposter

>>77824604
>STREET view
>literally wash up on a random beach in Guam

egg

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Accidentally might have applied for a company that rejected me 3 months ago

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egginflo

cregg

i will destroy you

>>77824604
Ever play geoguessr? It's basically that, random spot in Google Streetview, but you have to guess where you're looking at.

https://geoguessr.com/

>>77824683
destroy my bumhole first please daddy

>>77824683
do not
care

not many people care about this but i have never posted a bradley pic

My right bollock has been itching for the entirety of my walk home. No safe area to have a scratch either. Going to rip the bastard off when I get home.

the heckin doggo just did me a massive bamboozle

henlo smol beans

>>77824777
>>77824745
>>77824724
*meticulously takes notes with a fountain pen*

hmm... yes.. ahh......... indeed.... hmmm.. could be...

>>77824745
>hasnt perfected the surreptitious public bollock scratch
how are you alive

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>>77824696
88.6 miles.

Beat that.

>>77824811
*rips up your notes and shoves the fountain pen in your eye*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77824836
it's actually fucking grim how bad the australian resolutions are, in some of the places the last time google went through was 10 years ago

>>77824745
just scratch them in public struggling to see the issue

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I will beat ANYONE in this thread at Globetrotter. First-go only, good luck.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/crafics/globetrotter-xl

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>>77824803
hi! :3
>>77824777

didn't an island off the coast of australia disappear from maps a few years ago?

>>77824907
yeah your mum finally drowned

>>77824604
hmm
http://www.mapcrunch.com/p/65.56528_-37.694068_105.11_10.4_-1

>>77824885
He's white so he isn't able to fix the problem that easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aZ1hpPCzw

yingluck just got executed lads

quite good at getting the right country but how the FUCK do they expect you to know the exact location of every dirt road in bumfuck nowhere

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just ate two hotdogs

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just got warned

>>77824938
more like rottenluck

>>77824944
bugs...

>>77824945
if that was really a bannable offence /tv/ would be a wasteland with 3 users

somecunt phone dolly parton n tell her that 9 and 5 disnay make 11

>>77824945
you deserve it!

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>>77824949
did a loud, singular laugh at this

>>77824938
oh yeah, that guy
good that he finally suffered the consequences of all that bad stuff he did
what a shit

>>77824981
Shes laughing at how tiny his dick is.

VERONICA
EH
YOU LIKE THAT VERONICA?

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>>77824836

>/gif/.wbm
no thank you

browsing /r/accidentalwesanderson

need the yuzu AV debut

>>77825062
This image is actually a pretty accurate view of what goes on in white nationalists brains.

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the scale of this house is fucking baffling

*repeats what you just said in a ridiculous voice*

>>77825120
*breaks your nose*
stupid fucking cunt

Browsing r/transpassing

tfw 5'6 and built like >>77825118

>>77825118
hmmmm

>>77825057
dumb jew paddy

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>>77825028
1,673 YARDS

gg no re

>>77824938
no she didn't

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found a croat deano

eating an apple lads

Why fucking cringing so hard rn
something really cringey just happened
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Think Argentina might be white lads.

>>77825270
cringteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xdddddddd

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>>77824888

Not so sure about that, steve

What does it feel like when a girl sucks your willy lads?

>>77825277
I got 3 pictures and I thought it was bumfuck africa, yankland, and canadia

all of them were south america

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>>77825303
ffffuuuuuu

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>guessed belgium
>it was canada

>guessed Canada
>it was Hong Kong
>still got the points

hope it gets deleted