/britfeel/

>>38775059
meth till death

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>>38775059

Productive things you achieved yesterday, productive things you hope to achieve today.

>>38775059
>edition
Fuck off that can't be true lad

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>>38775096
It is though lad

>>38775083
I did my laundry
I had a conversation with a girl
I cleaned my room
I ordered dominos which pisses me off because I ate too much and feel like shit now

Today I hope to further organise my room and finish listening to my podcast, today is a slow day.
How about you lad?

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>>38775096

5 months until 2018, 5 month's since the start of March.

Look what horrors we face in just 3 months

>>38775083
>yesterday
nothing at all

>today
gonna exercise a bit and clean up

>>38775114

I ordered a chequebook, tidied up the hallway, and learned 30 words of Chinese. Most of the day was wasted though.

Spoke with another wagie from work who asked me to cover some shifts, so I'll be working all 5 days next week compared to my normal 3

>>38775083
Did a bit more matched betting. Should be 50 bongs up come Wednesday now

>>38775106
Time's a bunch of shite

>>38775121
>horrors
Nah mate, that's comfy as fuck weather

I can hear the thunder, lads.

>>38775136

My matched/arb betting phase is sover since all my accounts got nurfed. But I did have a fairly good win yesterday so all is not lost

I keep on having to sit on reception when the one on is away from the desk because the 2nd person thats usually there is off. It's normally fine as I just open the door but I don't know what to do if the phone rings.

>>38775146

The only thing comfy about that is having a bath when you get home from it

>>38775150
Is there anything I should watch out for so this doesn't happen?

>>38775121
reminder that if you think winter is bad you are a normie

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have you ever gone ice skating?

>>38775166

Are you doing matched betting in the sense of taking advantage of free opening bonuses? Arb betting is a little different. The key way of going undetected is not doing silly calculated bets like 57.53, always round to the pound so you look like a normal punter, eventually you'll get nurfed anyway

>>38775121
Winter is the best season. Autumn is good too though

>>38775066
did you just post that on /v/ as well?

I hope this general gets torn down and all the filth within burn alongside it. Generals are haram.

>>38775180
Yeah. It was shit. Walking on the ice is better.

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Been a neet for a year.

Lost all my social skills, barely go outside now, need a haircut

who else

>>38775190
Opening bonuses. Arbitrage seems a bit too complicated for me at the moment, but I'll keep that in mind.

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i wont reply to tripfags i have learnt my lesson

>>38775207
you're just bad at it

>>38775209
havent had a haircut in 4 years desu

>>38775180
Yeah, I'm shit at it though, gets a lot less fun when you fall over and end up soggy

>>38775225
I keep mine mid length and trim it every now and then

I need to get it done professionally though

>>38775219
I'm proud of you anon
We'll make a proper lad out of you yet

>>38775213

Made a massive post in response and accidentally close the tab

Are you using betfair to lay the bets youre making on the opening bonuses?

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Is /britfeel/ going to be good again, lads?

>>38775219
Good lad!
Remember not to reply even when they start looking for sympathy, they've already been proven to be liars and manipulators

>>38775083
>yesterday
Wageslaved, had a catchup with my onii-chan
>today
Currently wageslaving, will probably do chores when I get in albeit with a beer in hand

>>38775083
did some maths and shopped some apus. Some press ups too. I hope I get much more done today.

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reckon i have a problem lads

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>>38775286
I sure do hope so lad

>>38775180
A few times, it's been a while though

>>38775286
With discipline and vigilance, we can recover

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>go on a r9gay server
>be bi
>be nice
>be a 7
>be hung
>asked how many guys i have been with say 3
>have pol in my name everyone bitches about /pol/ yet they all think are the jews are a problem and hate marxism
>guy asks for dick pic send him one
> he then moans and says i sent him a unsolicited dick pic
>get called a thot
>banned
they said it was comfy

why are robot servers so uncomfy

>>38775324
Together we can end the tranny posting menace

>>38775317
>nearly 4 years of your life spent watching chinese cartoons

>>38775335
>thot
what does that mean?

>>38775317
>watching 84
Hmmm really made me think

>>38775317
>over 10000 completed
Fuck me, lad, wanna know what single one was bad enough for you to drop, then

>>38775350
slut also got called a chad

ebin and moni try and make the threads about the. tilde goes with it so i have the most tolerance for him

think I'll stop now

>>38775356
but does it stand for something? is it 'slut' with a lisp?

>>38775365
I think it's a thing black people say. That hoe over there, or something.

>>38775357
Tilde tries to make threads about him by posting in the third person without his trip
But aye, that's enough about that

>>38775356
You've been with 3 guys. That's a bit Chaddy and definitely slutty.

Why are you on a prison gay server anyway.

>>38775352
Kek the amount I've ever watched at any one time was like 10, and I ended up dropping a couple of them too. Can't imagine cycling 84 shows at once. How do you even schedule that, if at all?

>>38775365
i dunno it's used alot on here guess it's a type of roastie

>>38775335
>Looking for comfy
>Comes in with le epic /pol/ reference
I'd assume you were going to be annoying too desu. Free Kekistan!

>>38775350
>>38775365
Lurk black twitter moar

How will the metaphorical heroin addict from Filey cope with his withdrawal after 3 years of usage

>>38775382
that's what google tells me too so I'm going to assume it's right

>>38775335
Maybe because you're nu/bol/ kekistan cancer

I still have those views myself but alt-right is just cringe now

>>38775335
Forget all those people and just date me

I won't call you a Chad, but I'll ironically call you a degenerate for being with a bunch of guys

>>38775402
It's very unlikely he will
I give him three days, and that's being very generous

Lads my my arm hurts so bad

>>38775387
Mal users are infamous for statpadding for edick. I'm sure that poster's watched a shitload but he's not keeping up with 40 shows nevermind 80.

>>38775385
kek this is the best part anon they hate prison gays guess the meme about robot servers are true.
I also suspect this server being behind all the gay posting and gay feels on /r9k not leftypol or /lgbt/ just one cancerous gay robot server.
>>38775385
yeah but by gay term am very pure

>>38775450
when you say 'been with' do you mean actual anal or just cuddling when sleeping over?

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/council-launches-probe-after-10-259055
>What kinda roundabout u want?
>Just fuck my shit up

>>38775450
If they hated prison gays, they wouldn't all be using 2D female avatars

I've just checked that r9gay thread. It's a prison gay haven.

>>38775414
kek call's me kekistan cancer uses the term alt right falls for the reddit shill meme next you will be calling me T_D
>>38775419
thanks fair enough
>>38775400
le epic /pol/
not really pretty shit desu
didnt even bring up politic's they all did

>>38775458
2 bj's and anal with a trap

>>38775180
Went once when I was a teenager, fell on my bum quite a lot and it was very ouchy

>>38775473
kek ats literally what i said before getting banned
but they all said they hated prison gays

>>38775209
>>38775264
I have fleas and now I'm scared to go to the barbers. What if one of them jumps out? I don't want to spread that shit

>>38775512
did you give or take?

>>38775512
If I was gay, I would have been with tons of men. The only reason people on here call you degenerate is because rhey are too insecure to meet up with anyone for a shag

>>38775546
Order in some special shampoo that'll kill them

>>38775473
>How far gone are you? Would you agree to date a girl if she were to ask you out?
>all the replies
wew do they seriously unironically get mad at being called prison gay?

Met an old man, probably 50-60, today when I was waiting for the bus, there was a young couple walking past us and he started talking to me about how he missed out on that his entire life. Asked him about it and it turned it out he had never been in a relationship and was still a virgin. Think I saw a bit of me in him tbchwy

>>38775554
give never take ats too gay for me
>>38775556
thanks wise anon gonna go to this r9gay thread and get lot's of rage (you)'s wish me luck

>>38775568
>not being actual gay and just prison straight

>>38775595
you gave blowjobs? pretty gay anon

>>38775566
Thanks didn't know these existed. There probably aren't many on me but you know when there's an insect in your room and you can feel it crawling all over you, even when it's not? That's happening, I'm getting really paranoid

>>38775615
Wahey

>>38775616
Aye, well if doing something about it makes you feel better then it's worth It, doesn't really matter if you were being paranoid or not
Good on you for sorting yourself out lad

>>38775600
That's just closeted. It's harder to get girls, than guys.

The reason it's "prison" is because you don't have an alternative.

>>38775615
haha give dick anon never take it

>>38775131
I hope to start work soon, I'm slowly joining the normie kingdom which feels great, talking to a girl, getting a job, I don't feel depressed recently and I take better care of myself and my surroundings.

>>38775639
It's funny because a lot of women think it's easier for guys because we are not persecuted for having casual sex. Women don't know how hard it is. They think because they can approach guys in a club and easily get sex the same applies to us but that is just because men are sex hungry.

>>38775639
Let me have my meme lad
I get the worry about prison gays though, impossible to have a long term relationship with one of them which a lot of robots are after, hard enough to do that as a fag as it is

who /vinyl/ here? anyone else collect it?
i just have 9 records for now though, shits expensive

>>38775681
All you need to do is explain the key/keyhole analogy to them: would you rather have a key that can open every door or a door with a keyhole that can be opened by any key?

I still think it's pathetic how desperate men are for sex, they put women up on a pedestal and give them all the power. Need to make them come to you

>>38775707
No but it's the first thing I'm buying when I get a job. I've always liked the idea of having a record collection rather than some files on my pc

What records do you have?

>>38775083
got my emulator working yesterday. putting roms on today
can't take all the credit though had a friend hold my hand n help me through it

>>38775707
>>38775734

I have tons of old vinyls, anything in particular you're after?

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>>38775568
>>38775473
>>38775335
Link this r9gay thread cant find it or the server genuinely feel bad for anon and really hate hypocrites.
I kind of know his feel wanna give them a piece of my mind.

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You know these memes blacks have made to mock whites? I find them funny af

>>38775707
I have around 30 vinyl records. I have been collecting for about two years. Collecting them is cool and i really like how they sound. I have some problems though. They are expensive as you said, some can cost like 40 quid, I hardly have any room left for more, and most of the time I cba listening to them because of all the prep required and all the turning needed when it's a double vinyl.

>>38775734
I just got In The Court Of The Crimson King today, as well as the Nirvana album MTV Unplugged In New York

>>38775083
achieved going to the post office and painting.
today i will tidy room and mow the lawn.

>>38775777
Hah, dem whitebois r so polite n pleasnt

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This one is my favourite because of the Amsterdam thing

>>38775777
so bad it's good like left wing meme's or actually good

>>38775787

What have you been painting

inb4 this is ebin on comeback august

>>38775780
>find an album i really like
>the record is 99 quid

cant be doing with this desu

>>38775754
Well my music taste is all over the place. A lot of folk, from the older stuff like Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen. Also more recent indie/rock/post-punk stuff. What do you listen to?

>>38775794
Imagine if white people got as offended as blacks over stuff online

>>38775806

bob marley is the only thing that immediately springs to mind. loads of 60s-80s stuff really that I inherited

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Tfw really want to try starbucks but its so busy and too complicated

>>38775809
kek but this isnt even offensive

>>38775786
Nice desu, got any Pink Floyd?
Probably the most British cover ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yusGUGTVAyw

>>38775722
Yeah, I do usually explain how it's easier and they either put their head down, tell me to man up or stop make assumptions.

Yep, that is the whole problem. Men will go to retarded lengths to get sex. I don't even want a shag desu, I want a relationship but i have to compete will tons of guys taking women out purely because they want a shag at the end of it. Some women have told me mad store. Some men are just pathetic.

>>38775819
>call others boss

thats asians

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>>38775765
>>38745992
douzo

alri gents

>>38775819
Starbucks is for teenage staceys mate, don't fall for the meme

>listen to black music that black people don't even listen to anymore
Too true. Jazz, blues, is just listened to by white people now

>>38775819
>drink coffee with two hands and go mmmmmm

This is my dad, annoys the shit out of me

Oioi lads I heard that mad cunt Ham and Eggos posts here haha! Is that true?

>>38775819
And fund the Israel apartheid state?

>>38775801
My mouldy wall

no not really, just some miniature terrain

someone link us ebin's blog

>>38775802
I usually buy new ones if its a reasonable price. i can't be doing with a scratched vinyl.

>>38775835
I was having a chat with my female housemate and she said how she was at a busy train station and in the commotion this guy came up from behind and groped her. I agreed that it was a shitty thing to happen and she said 'how would you feel if a girl came up to you and fondled your balls?'. I explained that 99% of guys would like that

>>38775858
I remember seeing a fat beast of a woman do that action with a tub of kfc gravy. The sight is ingrained in my mind.

>>38775882
Its garbage not worth reading

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>>38775858
>not being wholesome

>>38775839
Everyone calls the boss boss where I work

>>38775895
i'm ready for anything

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tfw yoga teacher gives me a cheeky wick and bit later helps me with a position and touchs my back ( she did not do that for anyone else ), mature woman next to me small talks after class

>>38775919
>not sir

>>38775930
CHADS OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE

>>38775919
So are you telling us you work with chavs and pakis?

>>38775930
>receives normal human interaction
Im in love!

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>>38775947
Bruv does boss trigger you remind you of slavery.

>>38775832
honestly i dont really rate pink floyd
i dont think its bad music or anything i just never got into them

>>38775919
It's not about calling your boss boss, asians do it with strangers.
>walking out the off-license
>paki says 'have a good day boss'
Sometimes they're not all that bad

>>38775965
Face it. Out of all the coloureds we are the most integrated into British society. I never say boss, it's just a tacky word for tacky people.

>>38775888
Very true lad. I have had girls smack my ass and i quite enjoyed it.

>>38775882
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

Here you go lad

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>>38775920

If you've ever read 'My Twisted World' by Elliot Rodger, this'll seem very familiar

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/2017/08/01/dawn-of-the-first-day/

>>38775988
Lucky desu. Did you know them?

I was alone one night and walked past this drunk milf. She gave my bum a quick slap and said I looked cute but I didn't know what to do so I just turned around and laughed. She wasn't that attractive anyway

TRIPS OUT
/BRITFEEL/ FOR ANONS

>that fat one on the right
All right lads fess up, which one of you bricked him?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40785740

I long for the day a man is judged by the content of his post and not the name on his name.

>>38775972

> Go back home
> Pakis are raping daughter, wife, mother and sister
> Call police
> Arrested for racism and imprisoned for 1001 years

Think I might start shitting up this thread. Won't use a trip, mind. Wouldn't want people to be able to filter me as I do it.

>>38776034
violence is okay when we do it

>>38776021
Nah, they were just random girls in a club, it's happened a few times. I didn't know what to do

>>38776034
They without a doubt have facebook accounts posing on those very same bikes.

I wish the news would actually follow up with the crimes they let us know about though. Wanna know the outcomes of the headlines I read baka

are image thumbnails not working for anyone else?

>>38775992
>It means all I did yesterday was queue for a dota2 game in which I rage quit and abandoned after 20 minutes after the first bit of criticism or someone not playing how I wanted them to, now I'll need to play 5 games of low prio on that but I don't feel like I will
based

>>38776058
Should have slapped their asses back

>>38776080
daily mail keeps up to date with crimes

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>>38775976
just jesting lad and depends what type black you are also in the 50's and 60's you were before cultural marxism

but now i would say the pajeets are hindu's and sikh's

>>38776147
Sikhs>hindus>pakis. No question

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>>38776156
sikhs and hindus are normal people and have intregrated well

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anyone have a pet?

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>>38776180
Agreed. Obvious solution: kick the muzzies out

>>38775317
post your fig collection pl0x

>>38776156
yep true at

>>38776186
I wish desu. I lived with a cat for a year and we became besties but then his owner moved out

Have you got one?

shagged this proper peng bird last night

like 10/10 and she was black too

what should I text her this morning?

hahahaha nerdss

>>38776232
Nah, I used to live with 3 cats and a dog but then i moved out
Dogs kind of intimidate me though, i want to not feel this way

love my gf so much

my gf said that I should stop coming on /r9k/ so much

thoughts?

Ex has been pestering me for yonks now, getting a bit annoying desu
Might block her after a last nosh

>>38776260
too much of any board is bad and negatively affects your personality

the gf and I are going to mykonos soon
wanna join in? only lads with gfs

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timothy james byrne here from my rented flat in high wycombe just letting you know that you're all virgin scum

grrr hate having a gf guys

What should I do?

shagged this fucking disgusting fat roastie and now I've got spots on my dick


what do?

>>38776186
yes lad i have a cat. she is probably my favourite thing that exists.

gf is licking my bollocks as i type this post right now
thoughts on this?

>>38776281
Get a waifu instead. They're much cheaper

>>38776255
Yea I've been bitten twice. They were only small dogs but it's made me a lot more weary

Cats are better anyway desu, only trouble is you probably need a garden and your own place to have one

>>38776292
how can a picture of something that does exist fulfil me physically and emotionally?

>>38776275
Do you think Tim has lost his virginity?

>>38776307
How can a woman fulfill you emotionally?

just had sex lads

>m8 bragging about the number of threesomes he's had
How do you cope lads? seems like everyone's had them. Asked the gf but she always says to stay """loyal""" and that it's more intimate with just one partner
Is it time for a different gf?

>>38776298
don't care you fucking mong

>>38776307
Your woman doesn't seem to be doing that, so they're pretty much the same.
Alternatively get a pet, they're pretty fulfilling.

>>38776289
Post pics of kitty please

who are these underaged fags trying to bait robots into replying

>>38776321
said like a true mentally ill spastic

just did a poo lads

>>38776333
3kevs of truth

love having sex. two souls colliding into each other and all

>>38776298
Yea dogs require care like children, cats are low maintenance.
So tempted to get a kitten to shape into the perfect cat, but man i hate when kittens attack your feet
Also my eyes get a little itchy around cats, so i'll have to pay out the ass for a low allergen one

gf has a night tight cunt and she's smoking hot but this black bird has been catching my eye at work lately

should I chuck her?

oh one five one

>>38776338
>not holding it in for prostate massage

>brit trying to 'raid' britfeel
Bit pathetic lads.
Post your favourite comedy sketches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQm9sZnvH3g

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the gf just sent me this

im guessing /brit/ is trying to bait us? some of the worst bait i have seen. fucking state of them lol

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Good afternoon anons!
How are we all feeling?
I'm personally feeling a bit tired still but I think I'll try and work on my project a little and play some games today, feeling some strategy to sink the hours into.
post waifus

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>>38775209
Joke's on you because I prematurely go bald!

However I still look awful with no haircut, like Ludwig von Beethoven but worse, so it's the worst of both worlds really!

brb going to kill myself

>>38776399
nobody cares you sad little virgin

you are a waste of skin

>>38776156
Fuck you Ill accept coming after Sikhs but not Hindus you absolute tart. The river Ganges is a prime example of their vile practices.

>>38776408
>you are a waste of skin
I think so too anon although I don't have the courage to off myself :)

>>38776408
you have to be 18 to post on this board laddy

>>38776408
don't be mean to new waifu

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>>38776399
Afternoon lad. I'm pretty tired as well desu, slept from 4 to 10 in the morning.

Just about to head to the gym after not going for 2 months, feeling a wee bit nervous. What games you gonna play? I'd like to try some strategy game rather than a shitty moba

>>38776414
it's pretty painless once you get past the first few seconds

>>38776423
Why do you keep responding to him after I've told you who it was?

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>>38776331
here you go friend. she is a funny creature.

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>>38776437
avatar fags why you responding to them

i have a feeling ebin is posting in here under a new waifu

>>38776437
Because you're paranoid mate. Look at Edbin's latest blogpost, the guy is unhinged. No way he coud pretend to be this waifu poster and for what reason
are you Ebin?

@38776468
Thanks for confirming it for a 3rd time

Now everyone else can see.

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>>38776423
Haha, I think I slept from 4 to about 11/12, my sleeping pattern is way off so I guess I'm feeling it now

Don't be nervous though haha, just go in and do your thing, I usually start off with the weights at home though to get myself going personally.
I might play some Stellaris, not the best but it's pretty fun in my opinion. Other strategy games I like to play are Total War, Hearts of Iron IV. I've got a tonne of them but I'd say they're my most played, I remember Empire being my first and I adored it haha.
Goodluck at gym though anon :)

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>>38776437
>>38776466
Posting wall again considering people keep thinking I'm ebin haha

Seriously though, beat me at being worthless:

>5'8
>fat
>balding
>25 khv
>baby dick
>NEET
>poor parents
>never employed
>no friends

I am the most pathetic person in one of the most pathetic friends on 4chan I'm pretty sure. See if you can beat my high score.

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>>38776461
What a qt. Is she cuddly with you?

Here's the cat I used to live with, he was a bit mad. Loved cuddles though

>>38776515
Post your cock, if it's not phimosis and dirty we'll know you check out

>>38776466
It literally is Ebin lad. Then he samefags about 4 replies giving you reasons why it';s not (including an irrelevant corner of a wall)... even though a real waifufag wouldn't try so hard to prove otherwise.

>>38776533
That's pretty bad desu...how much of a baby dick are we talking? 5'8 isn't too bad though, don't fall for the manlet memes
Any history of mental health issues?

>>38776515
It's only one person mate, just ignore him and he'll go away.

>>38776544
To be fair mate, who wouldn't be ashamed to be accused of being ebin

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>british gas announces a 12.5% price increase
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>38776554
It's so small it recedes into nothing in cold weather. I got bullied for it in primary school, and while it has improved since I lost weight I'd say it's at best 2 inches flaccid. On top of everything else it's a driving force in my wanting to suicide.

And I've always been depressed. It's really pathetic, I think I was first depressed during primary school. No one cares. I remember saying I wanted to die when I was about 9 from all the bullying. Not only did the bullying continue but the bullies went on to great success as I see on Facebook, while I am a loser. So much for all the shit about them bullying because they're jealous, they bullied the correct fucking loser.

>>38776588
>tories promise to stop energy firms from increasing prices
>get elected
>abandon that promise straight away and energy firms increase prices

;)

Late lunch today lads.

>>38776540
Aw he looks nice!
Mine is very cuddly but only on her terms. I don't mind though, she's good to me. Sometimes I just pick her up and tickle her tummy and then let her go on her way.

>>38776598
>one day your bullies will be working for you
That's the narrative they pushed. Blatant lies eh

All I can say is continue losing weight and get /fit/, if it gets to 4-6 inches erect then it's literally not an issie

>>38776599
>Labour and Tories won't stop insane green energy policies
>mongs blame the energy companies for increasing prices when blue Labour and red Tories have raped our energy sector for decades
>almost ran out of power last year but mongs continue to ignore the obvious
We'd have much lower prices if we unlocked the power of coal and fossil fuels, we've been cucked out of energy right beneath out feet, but everyone ignores this.

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I'm not ebin lads!!!

>>38776617
>>38776640
Are you shitting me lad
Is this supposed to be some sort of meme

>>38776533
You can count calories and start losing weight tomorrow, visit Thailand or something and get the sex out of your system.

Anyone can get a shitty job and afford a few weeks a year over there

>>38776637
not trying to say it's specially a tory problem, but the people in power whether labour or tory do not at all have the interest of the common man at heart

Anyone done Starting Strength? Is it a meme? Does it work?

>>38776649
Whats a meme? I'm confused

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Real waifu call time. Don't give that dickhead the time of day

What's everyone going to be up to today? I'm trying (and failing) at programming (c#) Finished watching Interstellar. Bit pretentious tbqh and went on for a bit too long

so who's going to report ebin to the police after that last blog post?

>>38776651
I already lost a ton of weight, I only feel more depressed and alone. I'm past the point of even wanting sex. I'm too depressed to want to do much of anything anymore. Much further into this depression and I think I might well off myself. I don't think the world would miss me.

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>>38776640
>>38776617
come on ebin, what is this shit.

>comeback August
>leaves britfeel and immediately comes back
I get It, funny lad

I already fucking told you it was the mouldy little prick. Why act surprised now

>>38776671
came in for a cheeky look and saw people accusing an innocent poster of being me so did a joke

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>>38776632
Haha I pciked an intentionally bad picture. Here is proper

Agreed about it being on their terms, they're a bit like women in that sense. If you're needy and chase for them they'll just walk away. But sit there and they will come to you eventually

>>38776637
Coal is dirty and shit tier, do you really want your highstreet looking like Beijing and hardly being able to breathe?

Nuclear power is the only realistic choice

>>38776683
No you didnt Ebin, no you didn't
you've been caught out, theres no going back now

Had a look at /britfeel/ on R9K again, saw a greentext about someone joining a gay discord server, mentioning he had slept with 3 guys and sending dickpics. I can't believe I once though I coud relate and post in the same place as these people. I can't wrap my head around the fact these people are doing stuff like having sex, the concept is so alien i'd have an easier time imagining them living on mars. I feel so angry, I hate those people I can't relate to and they're not self-aware over it at all. I've been expelled and judged as the worst thing that happened to that thread but now they're fine with discussing gay discords and hookups. It proves I was correct about the whole thing. I don't think i'll be watching anime ever again either, totally ruined by ironic weeb culture. My mind is so clouded I can't focus on doing anything, I can't stop torturing myself by browsing places with people I hate. I browsed so much in the morning I gave myself a tension headache again and got incredibly tired while doing it. Its mental self-harm.

@38776683

Using a different image to what the "innocent" one uses

Yea, alright, pal

Do me a favour, fuck off, and take your boyfriend with you, normie cunt

What happened with Tilde?

>>38776688
Our coal is up north mostly and would have no such effect. I don't care if northerners breathe in dirty air anyway, but fine nuclear would be good.

Too bad our politicians will never sanction nuclear and have the most restrictive regulations on it. A moot point at the moment, we cannot have nuclear with the current laws. Also part of the looney green energy policy both Lab and Cons buy into.

>>38776657
It's good if you do it properly and are just starting with weights. It's only a foundation for beginners though, let me save you a lot of trouble and say do NOT stay on SS for too long. Probably around 6 months, then switch to a PPL

But yeah read the SS wiki and it will help you out with everything, including form. Also don't fall for GOMAD

>>38776667
Might as well give it a shot and spend a month living like a king fucking Asia qts

It will give you a goal at least, 25 isn't that bad lad

>>38776693
you need to see a counsellor, you're genuinely on the path to killing yourself

>>38776702
I'm already overweight and it says to eat a shit ton. So could I just eat less instead? Also is there any reason not to do cardio as well i.e. treadmill?

Think I almost got mugged yesterday lads. Was walking home from a house party last night drunk and these 2 girls who got off the bus started talking to me and asked me for a light, they then asked me to go their house to keep drinking but I just walked off. Bit of a surreal experience

Is there any doubt Ebin is genuinely deranged? Only lasted a day before coming back to intentionally shit up the thread again. What a miserable existence

>>38776693
Imagine being this jealous because some of us are out there meeting new people,. having sex, and enjoying life.

>>38776708
It's a nice thought mate but it would never happen. Parents take any money I do make, and they run my life. I'd have to first leave my parents' house (which I will probably suicide before that happens) and then build up funds. My whole life just seems like one big mess at the moment. I'd need some huge injection of money to ever get out of this house, get into my own place, and have any kind of sustainability.

Then I see normies on normiebook in their fucking house, with children, married and I want to get the noose.

>>38776685
He a cute, i love black cats.
And I've been sitting patiently for ever, wheres my woman! Haha.
It's not so bad, i'm at home nearly 24/7 so we get lots of bonding time.

>>38776719
Yep you need to eat less, work out your TDEE online and eat 250 calories less than that.

SS is aimed at mostly skinny guys so that's why it recommends GOMAD and eating a lot. Only problem is that it's difficult to gain strength while eating less, but weight loss is the most important thing for you.

You can definitely do cardio and should to help you lose weight, you can do SS Mon/Wed/Fri and cardio on weekends. Good luck lad

>>38776693
you need help lad. i know you will make up an excuse for any suggestion i make, such as counselors not being able to understand your problem.

i wish you all the best whether you remain on britfeel or leave.

>>38776730
Go get a GP appointment, say you're suicidal and try to get on ESA

Managed to get myself a job lads, kitchen assistant at a hotel

>>38776533
If it's any consolation, I'm worse, and I'm 6 years older

>>38776731
NEET? I'd love a cat of my own but I need to have a job first

Also women love cats so you can definitely use that to your advantage

>>38776723
>Think I almost got mugged yesterday lads

this happened to me when I was an innocent 16 year old, these thug looking guys wanted me to go back to their house.

could have been planning to rape me perhaps.

>>38776763
Wahheey look at fancy pants bragging over here

Jk lad, what's the pay? Hospitality is pretty shit but at least you'll have some money of your own now

>>38776761
Thanks, good advice I get a lot. Seems like I should see the doctor because I can't go on much longer with this constant depression fogging my mind every day.

>>38776746
Thanks, I hope you don't mind if I pick your brains a bit more so I can get a plan thoroughly in place. I was thinking to bookend the SS programme with ten minutes treadmill or elliptical before I started lifting. Does that sound reasonable? As for weight loss, I'm following the Slimming World diet. It's mostly just cutting out carbs and not eating processed foods.

>>38776712
this. ebin seriously needs help. i just feel sad seeing him like this. he must be really hurting to say the stuff he has.

>>38776693

Ebin you're one of the best things about britfeel, I'll be religiously following your blog.

It's probably best for all parties if you take a short break

>>38776789
It will free up your mind being able to vent, once you get on ESA you'll have some money in your pocket while you get better.

In not sure how housing benefits work but you should be able to claim something there and move out (at least until they throw you into the work group after a year)

>>38776776
>gay thugs
not likely

>>38776774
NEET making a small amount of money on the side. Luckily I live at my mum's. Cat is much closer to me though. It saddens me that I probably wont be able to bring the cat with me when I move out. And I'm not bothered about women desu, although most women I've met have responded well to my cat pics.

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When English speakers want to seem more intelligent, why do we start using awkward sentences, archaic words and metaphors?

I'm trying to explain this to a non English speaker and it's like "When English speakers want to seem more intelligent they communicate LESS effectively".

just like old school peers I feel good about the thought of killing them, it feels like it might be one of the only ways to rest my mind, thinking about going around and killing all the school peers who've lived in my absence and ending it for them gave me a warm feeling and made me smile.

i think someone may need to inform the authorities before he does something stupid. its for his own good. they would get him help

where is tilde? he is the only one that might be able to talk some sense into ebin

>>38776790
No problem mate, I was in a similar position 3 years ago. You can do some cardio before lifting, 10 mins shouldn't affect you too much but personally I like to conserve my energy and separate cardio. It also allows you to do more, 10 mins cardio won't do that much but it's a good starting point.

Cutting out processed foods/takeaways/soda is a good start but don't fall for the carb meme. Tracking calories is the most important thing re weight loss, you can cut carbs and all that but if you're still eating too much you will not lose weight. Calories out>calories in
I recommend the MyFitnessPal app for tracking your diet

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>>38776617
>>38776640
>>38776649
>>38776671
>>38776683
>>38776692
I lose internet and come back to another round of being told I'm ebin
not enjoying this meme lads

>>38776839
You never know desu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkp5wuuarOs

>>38776841
knowledge of old words makes you seem smarter
can you give an example of an awkward sentence?
metaphors are useful tools for explanations - introduce a new concept by comparing it to a familiar concept

>>38776876
Post your cock, we need REAL proof

I ate too much for lunch and now I just want to pass out but I have to pretend to work for another 3 hours.

>>38776836
I suppose so. Can't help but cry a little atm though. I'm actually tearing up, what a saddo.

>>38776907
Phone up your GP surgery now and do it, the more you cry and break down the faster you'll get your neetbucks

>>38776860
I actually have a Fitbit that's been gathering dust for a long time so I guess I'll equip it again and keep it on, PipBoy style. I can input all my food there as well.

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ah yes, the trials and tribulations of the phoneposter

>>38776888
"For symphony orchestras, facing an inexorable decline in concert attendance, as reported in a 2008 NEA study as well as a 2009 League of American Orchestras report, you would think this confluence of changing circumstances would represent a 'lemonade-making' opportunity to use digital technology to bring their music to more people, as well as more people to their music."

It's just a massive run on sentence. And this is the first time I've heard anyone refer to anything as a "lemonade-making" opportunity.

A non English speaker asked me what the sentence meant so I converted it:

"As Reported in a 2008 and 2009 NEA Study, symphony orchestras are facing decline in concert attendance. However, you would think this confluence of changing circumstance would present ample opportunity for the use of digital technology to bring music to more people, as well as more people to their music."

I just explained that writers write like this so they can feel intelligent, and the reader can feel intelligent by comprehending.

>>38776932
I don't know their number, and I'd rather not do it with my terrible father in ear shot

>>38776841
Those words can communicate more effectively if the conversational partner is also intelligent and knows their definitions.

Its smart to do when talking to someone smart, and dumb to someone dumb.

I guarentee Ebin is in this thread right now.

I think his all time record for being away from britfeel is 25 minutes

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>>38776946
Yea your version is much clearer, breaking it down into smaller sections. Talking of run on sentences...

>>38776963
He literally posted right up there lad, he actually can't leave

quality content from the bbc lads
https://youtu.be/FUVWVBrPsTM

>>38776963
ebin is bragging in /brit/ about how he ruined /britfeel/ complaining that it's not a rorke safe space

>>38776963
He posted on his trip earlier mate, was trying to stir shit up again by pretending to be new waifu poster. I think he needs actual help, if this was all for attention I'd be surprised

>>38776992

>bragging
I think you mean humblebragging, anon

>>38776963
someone needs to do the right thing and inform the authorities about his behavior. he probably wont do anything but just to be safe someone should.

there must be someone in here who is normie enough to do this

>>38776946
Symphony orchestras can't bring in the crowds despite their best efforts; you would think they would take the opportunity to change their practices and go digital to draw in new crowds with different tastes.

That's all its saying; but do you really want to pay to read that, or see someone paid to write it?

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>>38775899
DOguie

>>38776989
>I just smile
>realize that you can't actually see any of their facial expressions
>I-I'm not oppressed I swear
Quality propaganda. Remind me why I'm still paying for a tv license for this shit?

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don't ever go with Virgin Media lads I have never been cut off like this consistently all my life

>>38776839
what makes you think chavs are not going to be gay?

>virgin
>virgin media
howling screeching and bellowing amirite lads XDDDD

>>38777026
Learned this the hard way. You can't even contact them easily
BT all the way

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>>38777026
robot gets virgin because he is one kek

>>38777000
Where's BritNormie when you need him. He was our hero when Poleaboo was around, called the terror police on him lmao

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Is /brit/ still here?

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>>38777050
got me good lad
>>38777053
"we have engineers on it"
yeah, just like the last 50 times
BT did come around when I first moved in after 2 weeks, said they connected it up - didn't and then said I had to wait a month for another engineer
Virgin had me up in 24 hours so there's that
>>38777054
got me good lad
you're right :(

>>38777072
yh ama

>>38777072
Who cares? Tilde and his orbiters made their threads detail in a matter of hours. /brit/ is the worst British colony on 4chan.

More virgins there too.

so walking home from slavery, got to cross a road by a mini roundabout. do the right thing and waiting till it's clear, some idiot stops on the roundabout flashes lights at me n waves his hands like i'm supposed to cross now. i stand there he keeps waving so i shake my head. fucker then wheelspins off and calls me a wanker as he passes me.
what a twat

>>38777092
>more virgins
Probably because it's full of underage shitposters

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>>38777086
Yea but once BT is up they don't throttle you. Internet has dropped a single time and it's a good speed too

>>38777105
I'd even go as far as saying that /brit/ is more of a robot thread and /britfeel/ is a somewhat more normie thread.

>>38777066
i dont know if britnormie would do it because he is kinda friends with ebin and might feel too sorry for him. hope he does though because its for ebins own good.

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>>38777072
yyyyyeeeessssssssss laaadddddo

>>38777093
What a meanie. No need for that kind of language. "Nice people" baka

>>38777092
t. incel autist
>>38777105
t. incel spastic
>>38777121
t. incel who gets it

Some aussie on /int/ thought he could outwit me at globetrotter

http://www.kongregate.com/games/crafics/globetrotter-xl

>>>/int/77824888

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>>38777114
Yeah, I guess I might look into it again and see if I can strike up a little deal because it's becoming a bit of a joke
>>38777105
Honestly /brit/ moves too fast for comfiness, they like to post waifus it seems but you can't sort of have a comfy thread with conversations as they rip through it in two minutes

>>38777066

BritNormie is still around, just with his trip off

>>38777121
>t. /brit/ defence force
The way you all post and talk is the most normalfag thing I've seen, everyone is obsessed with banter and trying to emulate normalfag culture makes you one of them anyway.

>>38777145
die

>>38777174
>He thinks people here don't emulate it and try 'banter'

Whatever lad.

>>38777000

Ebin just needs to cool off for a few days

>>38777180
>>38777174
/brit/ is pleb tier. their conversations consist of talking about normie tier shit such as football.

>>38777188
Who cares. He isn't welcome here anymore.

Horrible hangover lads

lads, can any of you incel morons explain to me what the point of your thread is? the vast majority of your posts can be classified as worthless facebook-tier attention seeking and the rest is whinging about /brit/. meanwhile /brit/ is comfier, has its own culture as opposed to your quasi-normie /r9k/ """culture""", and has vastly funnier gimmicks and poosonas than your worthless excuse for a general. how can any of you explain your worth?
>inb4 no one actually answers me and resorts to name calling
>>38777199
hating sports is not muscular. enjoying sports in an abnormie way is muscular and elite

>>38777093
why would you refuse to not cross when he stopped specifically for you and made it very clear he was letting you cross? you sound a bit monged tbqh

>>38777199
So it's a bunch of robots trying to be normie. So /brit/ is for robots

>>38777205
How much did you smash last night?

>>38777180
People will crack a joke or jokingly insult each other but most of the discussion is pretty comfy when you compare it to the usual /brit/ exchanges

>wahey lads
>doing a poo xddddd
>slags haha
>wew here's some uninformed political discussion
>wow haha look at this depressed lad called kev

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>>38777213
MiIk Cat 137

>>38777225
Our Kev is Sexy Kev, theirs is some depressed Kev. That should sum up which is the more normie one and which is the robot one.

>>38777213

>incel morons

Most of us are non-virgins, we're far more intelligent than /brit/, at least brit/pol/ is intelligent.

>/brit/ has it's own culture
I'm laughing chuck, we have years of history and lore.

Haven't you got GCSE's results to be worrying about?

bet you lads hate tim as well

>>38777254
Fuck Tim Henman.

>>38777219
They are clearly underage if they are trying to like something because it's normal.

you alright pakis?

The core difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/ is age. I'm sure they have a few 20 somethings, but the majority are sixthformers, and they have tons of GCSE faggots.

90% of people here are over 22, probably 50% are over 25

>>38777213
I know you're underage lad, it is obvious.

>incel

Stop using your reddit lingo here

Are too many choco shreddies last night
Now sitting on the biggest, most firm shit of the century

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>>38777270
wfhb

>>38777247
>making fun of an autist isn't a normalshit thing to do
Also you're giving it away by the fact that you're using normie, which is redditspeak.

>>38777294
stop being obsessed with reddit.

>>38776939

Lenlad is a nonce and Tildeanon a qt girl,

>>38777299
Don't forget to post some piccies lad

>>38777219
5 cans of strong bow and 3 vodkas. I didnt even enjoy it.

>>38777321
Not a surprise lad. Doesn't sound too enjoyable.
Strongbow does nothing for me anymore.

What you usually drink?

>>38777253
>Most of us are non-virgins
haha yeah imagine being a virgin lads, us /britfeel/ lads all go and get pussy all the time and everything haha lads imagine that, being a virgin haha

>>38777316


poor b8

>>>/int/77825810

>>38777253
>most of us are non-virgins
aka non-robots
>at least brit/pol/ is intelligent
opinion fucking BLASTED INTO SPACE

Virgins OUT!
>>>/int/77825309

OUT!!

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imagine being a paki sympathiser

>>38777339
>he's bought so far into the "everyone who disagrees is a Len orbiter" narrative that he thinks that will cause drama

>The tripfags aren't the reason /britfeel/ is shit no-

>>>/int/77825810

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>>38777339
>>38777339
this is just fucking sad you cunts actually liked these tripsfags

What can you do without friends that might lead you to more friends? Without feeling ashamed for having no friends or suicidal if you don't get get any more friends?

>>38777365
Raves