/brit/

love fanies

just found out brits call fannies "bums" and pussies "fannies"

defending poland/poles online is a sure sign of too much /pol/

sneed's feed and seed

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Hello, I'm Michael's grandmother. How do I use this computer?

...

>>77820024
looks like an ugly stupid disney castle

>>77820028

preferring Jamaicans is a sign of treason.

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>tfw butchering your genitals and replacing them with mock versions of the opposite sexes is normal and their is nothing you can do about it

depends on what youre defending us from

Rate this dab

<○/

>>77820045
Alt + F4

>>77820057
can't say i know anyone above 20 who thinks that

Where did dabbing come from? Seen a lot of autistic video game children dabbing.

>>77820046
the disney castle was built after this was built
so i assume it may have been it's inspiration

but you still have an objectively bad taste in aesthetics as churches have classically had some of the most intricate and well thought out designs

a reason to see old europe for certain

pretty sure you're a muslim or weird lefty at this point

>>77820080
black culture

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>>77820080

rate this dab

_o>

>>77820084
It's some spacker whose gimmick is soviet atheism, not the first time he's sperged out

>>77820094
focken shite

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>>77820084
>weird lefty
guilty

>office apprenticeship
>£120/week
>Your main duties will involve greeting people at reception, answering the phone and taking orders and filling in paperwork

Oh so just like an office job? Stop misusing the apprenticeship scheme to get cheap labour you fucking kike bastard

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>>77820069
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

:O

Why are cashew nuts so nice?

Check out these sweet dubs lads.

>>77820136
they're terrible
shan't be tasting your trail mix anytime soon

>>77820136
shaved salt on halved cashew nuts are the god tier snack

who needs doritos when you can buy a delicious bag of Back To Nature salted cashews?

>>77820129
oy vey shut it down the goyim know!

nicked someone's dubs

>>77820151
>Salted cashews
fucking christ Yanks are cancer

>>77820148
What? You're mad you are.
>>77820151
Definitely prefer them to chocolate etc.

>>77820090
unironically took the jakepill thanks to this image

Everything should be free.

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What you been playing on the pc /brit/?

>>77820192
factorio

>>77820173
you don't salt and roast nuts there?
pretty sure plenty of other countries enjoy this snack

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Bruh I found him xD

>>77820192
nothing
i only buy games never play them

taxation is theft

Any aspies here lost their virginity this year ?

>>77820192
Was considering fire pro wrestling but 15 quid is a bit steep

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yea nah how about you fuck off you fucking bent absolute wankers quite honestly i hope you all fucking die yea nah go FUCK yourself

>>77820170
seriously how the fuck is it legal, what's next, supermarket worker apprentice?

>>77820206
terrible 'shoop

>>77820203
no no such thing as roasting or salting outside of amuriciaj

>>77820192
Marathoned the Max Paynes. 2 > 1 > 3

fake apprenticeships should be outlawed desu.

Think the whole idea of "reasonable and within limits" taxation is utter bollocks. Like is their such a thing as "reasonable and within limits" killing off of relatives?

didn't dab die in 2016?

>>77820226
based tories keeping the workers down

didn't russia die in 1918?

never had unsalted cashews

going to make spag bol, bye

>>77820238
>2 > 1
bit offended

MONTGOMERY, Ala.: A dozen inmates escaped from an Alabama jail by using peanut butter to change the numbers above a door and trick a new employee into opening another door that led outside, a sheriff said Monday.

The inmates changed the number above a cell to the number that identified the door leading outside the jail. So when an inmate asked a young, inexperienced jailer to let him into his cell, the jailer was fooled into opening the outside door instead.

The group then fled, throwing off their orange uniforms and using blankets to climb over a fence topped with razor wire on Sunday evening.

The sheriff said the inmates “went off in every direction,” but all but one were captured within eight hours.

how many deaths could a dead dab die if a dead dab could die deaths

what's that? spag bol pie?
well I never

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State

dream sequence from the first max payne still gives me shivers

>>77820231
wow, thought i was being memed but tesco's doesn't carry any salted nuts

honestly, give 'em a try. great snack

>>77820287
based tories keeping Liberty down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1BlIXHsDI

>>77820192
Elite: Dangerous
Just Cause 2

Strongly considering getting back into Dwarf Fortress. Does it have a decent GUI yet?

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me when y*nks

>>77820320
Just cause 2 is the most underated game of all time

>>77820326
ill crush your orbital you anime posting fuckwit

>>77820238
3 is the best because it was made by Brits. The first 2 are decent though.

Is recruitment consulting a decent career to get in to?

gooooooood morning

>>77820383
bon matin

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YANKS MICROWAVE THEIR OWN POO

FRENCH EAT IT

what's it like having a career in a large organization(like a big 4 accounting firm or some big legal/financial firm)

is it actually good?

>>77820424
>organization
FOY

>>77820354
it's fun, the world is too big though and there's not enough mission diversity

>>77820424
>organization
FOY

Think living in north korea is better then living with trannies.

>>77820452
>then
Fucking cringe

>>77820424
why are you on a proxy?

people contacting you out of the blue after years of disappearance is weird

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>>77820452

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>I cling on to archaic spelling instead of using modern english spelling

>>77820480
happened to me once
blocked them and told my friends to block them

>>77820504
FOY

>>77820506
why did you block them? were they bad people or

>>77820527
ye

I'm a generally evil and sociopathic person but only to people of different races to me.

>>77820504
confused now considering this post.
thought you were a hidden yank but now i wonder if you are pulling the wool

Want to cum inside a girls pussy lads.

>>77820559
gay

NEED a smelly black gf to stick my willy in

>>77820559
have you considered rape?
yes its illegal but 97% of girls will accuse you of rape anyway because of the fucking feminazis!! so may as well

>>77820192
World of warships
Foxholes

Shit laptop so can't do a lot else

>>77820504
>not being able to spell is modern
considering a large majority of /pol/ threads contain misspellings

Doing a think lads

>>77820581
>yes its illegal but 97% of girls will accuse you of rape anyway because of the fucking feminazis!! so may as well
damn get a grip lol

>>77820602
it's true
listen to some milo lectures mate

SHIT IS MINE
IT'S ALL MINE
SHIT IS MINE
ALL THE TIME

yay it's AUGUST that means another month for me to do nothing with my life and still be 27 year old NEET dateless virgin.

>>77820409
Had to laugh at the combination of the reaction image, the bizarre accusation, and the country's flag behind this post.

Just another day.

>>77820374
3 has too many cutscenes, setting doesn't fit, plot isn't that interesting.

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hmm

>>77820608
but milo is homosexual

what do normies do when they have a week off? or do they literally go on holiday every time

can't believe there are still some unenlightened brainlets out there that don't realise liberals are the REAL racists.

>>77820480
>"Have you heard of Amway International? :^)"

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the gf and i

yes okay thailad

yes yes that's nice, okay thanks

alri

hello thailad

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>>77820637
>>77820641

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>>77820628
they really know what there doing in tranny land huh

is assassins creed rogue any good

>>77820636
what the fuck creg

ding dongs cars looking booky

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>>77820636
i really don't want to date anymore

I got power
It's so cheap
Fuck this bird bitch
Drink this bleach

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am in brussels, on the first day of my 30 day europe tour
ama

willies

>>77820628
Woah, so this is the power... of bangkok city centre...

overslept the therapy session

reckon therapist is mightily angry now

the king of thailand is a fat bender twat nonce

huhuh thaibuddy just showed us those wacky jungle asians' civil planning

hah what will those cooky folks get into next?

>>77820662
fuck off you sad twat go make some friends and get off the internet

>>77820668
what about them

>>77820662
how many blacks have tried to shank or rob you

>>77820684
your posts are boring and uninspired

business idea: cuckolding but with the genders reversed

What's the virgin lunch?

hair is just long enough to be a nuisance but not really long enough to justify a £10 haircut

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>Kanchanaburi officials say they cannot take down a century-old Bodhi tree which blocks a road linking two villages because it is home to a ghost – and lucky.

>>77820719
box of ritz crackers on their own

>>77820636
>trust
No
>control
Yeah he controls you by having it with your missus
>fear
The fear you can't satisfy her
>humiliation
I'd be humiliated if my woman was having sex with someone else and I did nothing about it too
>voyeurism
Pervert
>Showmanship
What
>Compersion
Ah yes sluts being sluts

>>77820731
Can't be that lucky if it wound up in the middle of a road.

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Advanced Math = Will not help you once in life but feels bad
Smoking Weed = Will not help you once in life but feels good

Is it so much suprise to find out that kids are doing the latter instead of the former?

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.

>>77820731
business idea: drive around it

>>77820752
All it's mates got heemed I assume.. that's fairly lucky

post anime slags

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>>77820754
>Math

>>77820719
ham and cheese sandwich, prepared by the mother because the virgin doesn't know how to make one.

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>the fatties wear shoes to bed

>>77820238
Correct

>>77820731
The road was obviously built after the tree. Why didn't they just build the road around it?

>>77820777
dont believe this
trying to sleep in socks is uncomfortable enough

>>77820759
From the look of the ground either side of the road, I'd say that's what people have been doing.

brainlet: sheltered nonce who got all his knowledge of the world from americans on /pol/
woke: knows that he doesn't know

>>77820790
There's an expression among expats to answer questions like this, "TIT" aka. "This is Thailand"

>>77820795
from the look of your face, i'd say you're about to be heemed runtboy

I hope that any of who here who have not formed a relationship with Jesus might discover one in future x

>>77820816
Nah mate they're just calling you a tit

>>77820838
fuck

>find the work crush's facebook
>see: 2,526 friends

>dropped

It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes
Guillotine
Yuh

How can I find a british gf that speaks cockney?

Ah, only in Thailand. It's crazy out here. Edge of the world, so to speak

>be on holiday in Thailand
>a sickly looking white guy comes up to me
>starts asking if I've seen any ping pong shows
>call him a tit
>he gets aggressive
>tell him it means "this is thailand"
>he seems satisfied and slinks off into the night
close one lads

love NEET/brit/
hate wage/brit/
hate /britfeel/
simple as

>>77820869
Build a time machine and travel to the west end 70 years ago

>>77820869
essex

>>77820869
I'm sure you can find plenty of girls with some cock in their mouths

>>77820869
a filthy inferior russhit subhuman scum can't get a british gf.
you are lower than a literal insect for her

>>77820880
they're fingers

>>77820880
they're the legs of a Croat with a condition that makes his body permanently that of a 13-year old twink

Need a Russian gf to teach me Russian beyond the extreme basics I've grasped

>>77820880
male

>>77820919
why are you learning russian?>

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>>77820903
nah man it s a 19 y o girl

Come on lads, none of us should be on here really, should we? What should you be doing instead?

I should be finishing cleaning my cooker and doing laundry.

>>77820935
idk masturbating?

>postie hasn't been
Fuming

>>77820935
Getting dressed, showered, heading off to do about fifty errands

>>77820928
I taught myself for a little while a few years ago because I was thinking of travelling to Kazakhstan and/or Russia

Learned a few things about the 'stans from my research.

Need a policewoman gf

*curls out a poo on the poster below me*

only ever posted in /brit/ /é*re/ and /deutsch/

>>77820935
Should have gone to town this morning, but I guess I'll go tomorrow.

>>77820935
watching GoT

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me and the wife

>>77820935
should be teaching myself to code, followed by a nice two hour dog walk along the river then possibly going to gym

>>77820935
I should be applying for jobs

cba though

>>77820957
Why Kazakhstan?

>>77820935
need to take a shit

>>77820954
You should get showered before you get dressed.

>>77777777
Only went and missed it

>>77820978
to find a central asian wife

>>77820988
dw it was rubbish

>>77820929
post more

>TAX EVASION IS WRONG!

>A 31-40 year old university-educated male earning £45,000 or more, will see 51p in every pound he earns go to tax

hmmm, really wonder why tax evasion is so rife, hmm really is a mystery

>>77820988
REEEEEE
was it anything good?

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pengistan

taxation is theft

>>77821000
poof

>>77821006
come kb

>>77821000
bender

>>77821000

should hang anyone who earns over £22,000 desu

I don't know why, I don't know how
I thought I loved you, but I'm not sure now

>>77820978
Just a place to explore and didn't want to go to SEA/Americas/W-Europe/Africa/India/ME. I wanted to really experience something and not just be some tourist shit.

Ukraine was a possible

Asians don't age well
Fat baby fat baby
Hairy Chinese kid

>>77821030
fuck you

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>>77821036
well to each his own

>>77821000
wonder why people are such sadsacks these days. you spend half your day working for free so that money can go fund all kinds of welfare shite

>>77821036
Mate, just go to Bali or Thailand with the rest of your scummy countrymen

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What absolute banter

I do not accept evil. Man is perfect. The soul does not topple. Progress exists. Good is irreducible. Antichrists, accusing angels, eternal sufferings, religions are the product of doubt.

galileo dont talk to me about science please make me television

>>77821057
*puts you on a flight to Ibiza*
haha ur gonna have a bangin time m8

heard QLD is full of cunts

>>77821036
recently i've been wanting to go in fucked up countries on purpose to see the shit like go mugabe's zimbabwe, go to colombia and try to reach out with the FARC (without being abducted), go to NK before zlompf decides to bomb them, go to myanmar, ukraine and maybe current venezuela but it wont be possible since their time is up and its only a matter of weeks before maduro gets done in

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anime

>another moped acid attack
>Politician hit in the face with a brick by teens on a moped

So we're officially third world now?

Got a boner but all my windows and curtains are open for the fresh air and neighbours are right outside, and will be for some time. If I close windows and curtains they'll know exactly what I'm up to.

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>turk rapebaby

Has Tim got too fat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6zIWohQUn8

>>77821101
parting parsons

Imagine going to magaluf, ayia napa or zante, literally just imagine being surrounded by turbo-deanos 24/7

Literal hell on earth

>>77821080
DUFT DUFT DUFT DUFT
Gonna shout at a Spanish in my best Spanish "ONE-O BEER-O, PORFA OR"

The British people obviously can't be trusted with someone as innocuous as a moped

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin

>>77821101
please do not mistake london for the united kingdom

*saves tim*

>look outside, sun is beaming
>text a mate who's off work, 'Cans and park'
>'yeah mate, weathers banging' he replies
>jump in shower, make a quick brek
>look outside again
its fucking raining

when people on 4chan disrespect turks i suspect they are jews/zionist goyim

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>>77821124

>>77821101
parcels and roundabouts

>>77821138
where do you think you are

>>77821101
just need paramilitary groups and tribal warfare

Had a relaxing read in the sunny park for an hour during my lunchbreak

That perfect kind of weather where you have a jacket, but you leave the front open and feel the warmth of the sunshine and the cool breeze.

>>77821101

hope it was Jacob rees mogg

am I supposed to feel sympathy for a london MP getting bricked

>>77821124
I couldn't do it, I'd end up in a fight. Also I know there be no girls there I had a remote chance with - anyone else attractive to the sort of girl that would hate going to Ibiza "with her main sluts"?

I really don't know if I'm attracted to the type of girl that would never go, or my mind knows the other girls would always reject me so it's like damage limitation by making me not attraccted to them.

only nice turks i've ever known all run pizza places

>>77821167

Sargon

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>eating Turkish pizza

for me, its Tildeanon

make london great again

>going to the park

fucking bender

business idea: get my knob polished

>>77821151
That's not even Morgan Freeman that's Nelson Mandela

>>77821170

the virgin post

>going
want to put a skirt on that you little fanny?

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*meows at you*

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>when a white country makes fun of another white country for becoming more and more nonwhite when they too are becoming more and more nonwhite

>>77821138
>drinking cans in the park, on a tuesday no less

hello 16 year old

>fanny
ponce twat

>>77821158
We have NI for that

>scaramucci sacked after 10 days
KEK

>>77821138
>Cans and park
horrendously runtish behaviour

>>77821218
can you do the fandango

>>77821213
>he thinks people shouldn't have fun after 16

hello southern ponce twat

>>77821211
lol there's a meme with that guy in it, dunno if you've seen it but I'm sure it's him - exat same hair

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>>77821218
Wasn't even hired lad

>ponce twat
monkey learned a new word

men are such pigs

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>>ponce twat
>monkey learned a new word

>>77821235
wow really
what a coincidence lol

>>77821254
i'm trying to eat here

>>77821234
>too poor to go to a beergarden, has to go to the park and drink cans

ah yes, the north

Brown people lol.

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>move to brisbane
>you have to take the motorway to get anywhere

it's a fedora twat derails the thread again... thought we were past this, lol.

>>77821258
piss off yank

>>77821262
It's pretty funny, people use it but I don't really get WHY they use it - what the societal implication is

>no fun allowed except in designated zones
ah yes, the sarf

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>>>ponce twat
>>>monkey learned a new word

>>77821278
ay fucking watch it

Starting to believe i don't even have to type the captcha properly when i use legact.

>>77821278
Jesus Christ could you sound like more of a limp-wristed, passive-aggressive little shit?

>>77821282
>Brisbane
>Because Darwin and Melbourne got drunk and shat out a baby

>James and Dain were enjoying a night out together in Brighton in May 2016 when they were followed out of a nightclub and attacked on the seafront. The assault has left physical and emotional scars.
based queerbashers

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>tumblr_n8a2l9zE4d1se00emo1_400.jpg

>>77821293
you arrive in tower hamlets

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>>77821299
get to it

mum wants the dentist to extract my last wisdom tooth

smdh

Just burst out laughing randomly at work today. Whn my co-workers asked me what i was laughing at i said "france isn't white".

https://youtu.be/TuXpAAt2ErU
Hack attacks on my pc

exercised and ate well for 2 days, dont look noticably thinner so think I will knock it on the head
what a waste of time

>>77821330
kike dentist wants to get mine removed
i suspect i don't really need them removed but someone wants to profit off the procedure

>>77821293
>london when the wh*tes are extinct

>>77821325
Imagine thinking this was either a good idea or revolutionary.

I would like texts to be converting into digital formats.

>58 IPs
>286 posts
love /brit/

>>77821351
whats the price for the removal

>>77821325
call the king a bender

>jk rowling spreading fake news

ah yes lefties

>>77821367
don't know i'm not the one footing the bill

>>77821274
drinking in the park with friends is very pleasant in sunny weather. it's not a question of being poor, it's just a nice experience.
his story makes it sound like its just the 2 of them which is a bit gay though

>>77821363
would have been quite funny if it worked

>>77821372
harry potter has been finished for a while now, surprising that I am still hearing her name

>paying to get your teeth removed
ahh yes, a country with no healthcare

Tim

>>77821397
she's trying to stay relevant by attacking trump on twitter every day

it's just showing what a bitter hypocritical leftie she is

>>77821401
>>77821401
>>77821401

>>77821351
my kike dentist said i could keep the last one, but he struck a nerve (literally) whilst removing one of my wisdom teeth and now part of my jaw feels different lol

>>77821397
because she keeps talking about shit and that gay bastard PJW is making her a focus of his videos

>>77821341
*chuckles brownly*

>>77821412
>10 memes early
fuck
OFF