Bad Goy edition.
anime
>>77821401
CYKA BLYAT
>>77821406
our govt doesn't cover dental work either :/
myself whilst in bongland
no one ever says italy
australian urban planning
>>77821432
whats the price then
B#st#rds upstairs banging
I refuse to use any public services on principle because taxation is theft
Hail Victory Kameraden!
>>77821406
whom are you quoting
>>77821447
wouldn't know, mum paid for them to be removed.
hate $h¡!!@√¥
>>77821449
fuck off yank
Understand that it might suck for 90% of the population since they won't achieve anything in life but i still think its kinda crappy parenting to only care about your childs grades.
>>77821455
>>77821447
france just enacted mandatory vaccinations on the entire country
sounds like a great system with freedom of choice for the consumers
do i use public services? you're damn right wagie. get back to work and pay for my food and rent fucking cuck
>>77821455
don't understand how white folk can find yellow fellers attractive, they look completely alien to me
not racist, i do like the yellow fellers, i just can't find them physically attractive
>yanks sucking off their corporate overlords
never ceases to amuse
yanks believe vaccines are bad with absolutely no proofs
>>77821482
this, but unironically
thank you based wagies for keeping my lights on and my tummy full
Seen yer maw in Zante
Think parents should have the freedom to chose whether to have there kids be able to die from deadly diseases or not.
>>77821487
Haha mm
>>77821487
they're quite cute and feminine, compare to the landwhales we have in the west
>>77821480
by the way this doesnt change shit to the fact that you have to pay for teeth removal and i dont have to
>>77821472
i doubt they only care about grades, that's just a metric they have placed value on
>wake up as southerner
>think about doing something fun
>get an encrypted whatsapp from the gov: "AMUSING THOUGHTS DETECTED, MONTHLY RENT INCREASED BY 10%"
>call up mate, ask if he wants to go the designated drinking zone today
>'nah mate, the local put the price of a pint up to £12 - can go to the park though'
>another whatsapp: "LOWER CLASS SUGGESTION DETECTED - NI CONTRIBUTIONS INCREASED BY 5%
>fuck sake
>letter gets thrown through the letterbox of your studio flat:(which is just a paki's spare room with a microwave and bucket added) "SWEARING DETECTED: A 100% INHERITANCE TAX LEVY HAS BEEN PLACED ON YOUR PARENTS"
>think about suicide
>another whats app comes through, saying a mandatory 150% tax rate has now been applied to your national insurance number to help pay for the free mental health assistance the NHS offers.
>Your boss can't afford to pay more tax, and sacks you where you receive another whatsapp informing you of your automatic enrolment with costa coffee as an apprentice deputy table sweeping executive
would rather have popular elected government than private government by companies
>>77821518
>>77821526
Going to throw an autistic fit like a tranny the next time someone calls me a girl.
>>77821498
think you are a very gullible people considering merck et al have admitted to putting thimerosol and aluminum in the vaccines
fuck off
>>77821526
what "variant" is she?
>>77821526
FAKE eyes
>>77821555
annihilated in one sweep of keys
>>77821556
chinese
>>77821530
fine, i agree just pointing out that your system has bigger problems
Captcha: Paris GROSSE
>>77821569
>>77821555
oi g'day mate shrimp on da barbie snags diagonally place on a piece of white bread with charred onions and ketchup
>>77821544
will never not make me chuckle
>>77821572
yes yes forced vaccines are much bigger problems than paying 5 figures for a broken leg
gonna transition ama
All women should be encouraged to breast feed and they should be allowed to do it as openly as they wish in public
Simple as
not a virgin/autist, pull girls in clubs and get laid
however im 24 and never had a gf
think im not the type that gets into relationships, i can pull women fairly easily so i must be attractive, but not im not the sort for anything longer than a night
see loads of blokes who are far far more abnormie or autistic than i could ever be with gfs. but all of them seem to have a way of interacting with girls that i dont have. i cant quite describe it; its just everyone i see with a gf/wife/partner (which is of course the majority of the adult population) have a certain manner with girls, a certain way of behaving around them, a certain way of holding themselves
very vague and shit statement that but i dont have the above, and therefore im restricted to one night stands and so far thats it
does anyone know what im on about
really think there is a 'type' that are hardwired to be bachelors (note: NOT incel autists)
>>77821593
mindless drivel
>>77821595
pretty sure it's only one person who posts all these
>>77821591
stop using all modern products
>>77821595
t. incel autist
>>77821595
>really think there is a 'type' that are hardwired to be bachelors
pricks
>>77821591
How cute a boy are you already. if very post your number
dont see why virgins are angry at the sight of women breastfeeding their child
>>77821590
most people are covered though, so I think you need to consider your sources (which are probably spammed memes)
>>77821602
Really?
Why is that?
Was stabbing a somalian today when the police came over to charge me for racism. I explained to them i wasn't stabbing this man because he was somalian but rather was on a knifing spree where i stab people indiscriminately and got off scot free.
>>77821593
women breastfeeding in public is what lead to the decay of rome
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun
>>77821610
/brit/ has started lapping up reddit posts so i keep copying them
why would a woman not breastfeed
that's the whole point of them
>>77821631
>scot free
shame, the more of that lot getting stabbed the better
>>77821613
damn, quickly saved this one for future reference
thanks
>>77821629
breast feeding makes your children smarter, helps immune system regulation and attenuation, promotes bonding between child and mother
he's not serious
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
cute girl asked me if i wanted to go to the pub last night, gave her a smack and told her to fuck off
t. muscular, mentally sturdy volcel
if women shouldnt be allowed to breastfeed in public because the sight of a breast is too big to handle then some people (particularly the fat and the ugly) shant be allowed to go outside because the sight of their body is too disgusting for the common eye
>>77821591
>destroying your body with chemicals
>damaging your kidneys on purpose
silly sod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ
>>77821652
Quit cold turkey about 8 days ago. Best advice I can offer you is stay away from people who smoke the first few days and STACK THE FUCK UP ON MUNCHIES. When you see someone smoke remind yourself of why you want to quit and how far you've come.
I wasn't breast fed
Maybe that's why I am the way I am now
>>77821655
true
enjoying a ciggie
Really don't see how it's hard to stop smoking
Like nigga just don't buy any
>>77821681
even your own mother found you too repulsive to let you near her titties
>>77821654
you're a right fuckin demigod
sucking on a fag
>>77821651
They're unavoidable, they're in everything, there is nothing you can do to avoid being feminized.
Full text: https://ehp.niehs.nih.gov/wp-content/uploads/120/7/ehp.1104052.pdf
Que je doive remporter une victoire désastreuse ou succomber, le combat sera beau: moi, seul, contre l'humanité.
>>77821707
>>77821718
>feminized
fuck off yank
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university
felt good improving the lives of others
Need a shave but my shaver is rusty
>Que je doive remporter une victoire désastreuse ou succomber, le combat sera beau: moi, seul, contre l'humanité.
>>77821741
loser
>>77821741
good lad
love putting cayenne in all of my food
generally think a lot of things need to become socially unacceptable again
runtlikeness and selfishness are out of control
>>77821735
Just doing my part (and parcel) to make our American friends feel right at home (sweet home).
>>77821718
I could use some feminisation around my arsehole
too hairy for convenience
>>77821741
excellent lad.
>>77821439
italy
>>77821716
Bit gay.
>>77821760
*passes a law that makes your existence illegal*
spilt cayenne all over my porsche cayenne's seats lads
>>77821652
>75 a day
wtf dude
>>77821788
The Overwatch cast lads.
how can you even have the time to smoke 75 cigs in a day
sauce is cooking nicely hehe
anyone else get "incomplete defecation"? many a time have i left the throne with a piece of shit hanging out of my sphincter because i can't push it out
75 is nothing
Dreamt about McDonald's last night, then I woke up hungry and craving a quarter pounder.
>>77821718
really pisses me off too but I still cut everything out I can
fucking insane to think we need to purchase everything from a hippy co-op to get so that there are only the unavoidables left
>>77821812
based nigger
>>77821812
make racists afraid again
>>77821828
very recently yea
I smoked for 7 years and never went past 8-10 a day
75 is dire
good night scrotal pride
>>77821830
*one McCafe sticker has been added to your loyalty coupon*
>calcified pineal gland
>man boobs
>receding hairline
>skinny-fat
>small penis
>5'8
i'm doomed lads
Feels good that nobody realises animals are just as intelligent as humans. Personally i like taking credit for my fishes scientific discoveries.
stopped smoking weed about a week ago and my dreams have been ridiculously vivid and bizarre
>>77821892
yeah but what about your personality :)
tfw 5'6 and built like timothy james byrne
tfw 3" 1' and built like a shit brickhouse
>>77821911
Tim scares me, like I think he could possibly beat the life out of most men
le weed xD
>>77821925
nah schizos don't get retard strength, he's just a flabby tub of lard
tfw 4'2 and built like a richmond's sausage
love netflix and travel
Old Simpsons episodes are sooo comfy. Mad how much they fucked it up
didn't scan in my snack to myfitnesspal
>>77821943
wish you would just take a yank's underhanded compliment for once but as they say.. something something you know the rest
>fell asleep at 4 AM
>woke up at 5:30
>haven't been able to get back to sleep
>>77821949
even the absolute best ideas can't possibly sustain 30 series or whatever they're on now
>>77821955
you're only cheating yourself, tubby
>>77821949
You can only write so many stories with ageless characters
>>77822002
post physique then
is the last name Gogan prevalent in your county?
>I count calories
>not counting kilojoules
>>77822038
can't tell which side this is supposed to be on
i count
cattle
>>77821997
>British TV shows last 2 seasons with 5 episodes each, never blossoming or allowing character development
>American TV shows last 30 seasons with 24 episodes each, long and well after the show has gone stale
There must be a middle ground.
>counting in anything but kiloCochranes
Neanderthals were more intelligent than humans
>>77822063
>>77822079
Mad to think we're going to be the neandertals of the future
>smartest mulatto in europe and north america will have the most native european dna
might colonise /britfeel/ again
>>77822079
Bigger brains =/= greater intelligence
>inb4 someone posts a Wojak
Don't be a fag - smoke one
what can I spend £12 on on Amazon to get free delivery
have this recurring dream where i'm being pursued by some kind of evil force and it feels completely inescapable , it's all quite vague and hard to remember it well, but it's really eerie
Me and the lads x
should've let macarthur nuke the chinks
went into a runt's dream to torture him again lads
>>77822138
>taking selfies with ISIS
>>77822133
cowboy hat
>>77822111
It does in basically every other human like ape
Can you make money from playing Poker? Even like semi-pro online?
>>77822130
>who uses end-to-end
anyone who cares about communication security
so basically the tories have ADMITTED that they are in it to collect the greater public's communications
just downloaded a virus
>>77822130
boohoo government sponsored hackers cant break babbies-encryption. What a bunch of plebs. Are you telling me I can google some encryption and these twats cant break into it?
I think the retarded kid I take care of is just using me for rides
>>77822199
yeah if you win hands you make money
my name is not coming up during CCJ checks and now the potential employer thinks I have something to hide
Unironically browsing reddit
>>77822130
hate the fact that these brainlets who have no clue how encryption or the internet works are actually in charge of the fucking country
imagine being one of these airport security guys, seizing 1kg of a substance that sells for what it takes you 3 years to earn, ridiculous
Want to lead people to accomplish something but can't think of anything I'd want accomplished.
>>77822237
What, like a coach who gets paid?
>>77822229
Poor form
>>77822231
You're a tech savvy young man.
don't reply to it
>>77822222
Do you play? Makes % is luck and skill. I heard it's a good game for autists
>>77822199
not worth it unless you're that good
>>77822237
alri turtlemong
Imagine getting up everyday to go somewhere you don't want to go and spending 8+ hours there when you could easily be getting free money and spend time doing things you love doing
Honestly don't care about some random people in the government knowing my internet search history.
>>77822318
brainlet
>>77822318
cuck
>>77822315
FONT
>>77822318
yeah, maybe not THIS government... how about the one in 10 or 20 years time from now? and they're not just going after your browser history.
>>77822315
like sitting hunched in an ikea chair over a shitty laptop, spouting gimmicks and memes on 4chan
ah yes, truly the life
>>77822344
Thats not a problem for as long as we democracy. We pulled ourselves out of the EU, didn't we?
>>77822290
I am terrible at all forms of gambling so I don't do it
love putting my finger in holes
>not getting JSA while making bitcoin doing stuff on the internet
dumb wagies
>>77822353
All me
>>77822365
Oh you naive little runtish, insectoid-like, brainlet.
imagine being upset that government is going to do something its been doing for 30 years because u wank to weird shit
>not being a camwhore
>>77822371
>not having a specific aversion to mens holes
gay
>>77822386
you fucking desert dwelling wog cunt.
JUST
>>77822353
If you love doing that, then so what? Better than slaving away for peanuts whilst your boss gets 5x your pay
>>77822396
I'm unironically a camhoe for old men.
just watched brotherhood on netflix. was fucking awful
seems a bit naive to think the government isn't already spying on you anyway
>>77822417
exclusively for old men?
>>77822318
Proper encryption cannot occur when the government (even if you trust them) is given some sort of secret key into "encrypted" data. Once that vulnerability exists, anyone can potentially break in as well.
That's why the governments stance is so idiotic.
>>77821652
>75 cigarettes a day
how are you still alive?
Hate both dogs and cats but think a dog/cat hybrid would be pretty neat.
>>77822459
oh sweetie, don't tell me you swallowed the anti-cigarette propaganda hook line and sinker
Doing a big coffee poo
experiencing suicidal ideations lads
>>77822318
its logged forever in a datacenter and will eventually be used to give you a citizenship score. black mirror is literally real
>>77822315
What do you love doing?
how to get on a government watchlist
>>77822417
friend of mine had a sugar daddy and was paid 3 figures every time he saw him and shagged the old bloke in the arse
he told me it was a japanese 50 something
dont think im bent enough to do this but fuck it pays well
Need to have my balls massages by a southeast Asian woman.
>>77822514
luckily there are countless businesses providing exactly that service on the down low
>>77822495
Post on 4chan regularly
>>77822495
'ce
>>77822537
that fucking FACE
is there a job that is basically taking drugs and wanking?
>>77822537
She looks hench
>>77822537
did she have something done to her face?
>>77822537
her face looks different here
>>77822552
NEET
>>77822537
>3 years younger than me
>looks 10 years older
>>77822514
theres a massage place 5 minutes away from my place in paris that does this service
its a bit expensive though
>>77822537
what a fucking body
she could be a 9 out of 10 if she didnt have such a horse face
>just 5 hours
>>77822495
am i watching a girl get cockblocked
>>77822567
thats not really a job though is it
What is voldemorts opinion on trannies?
might eat myself to death
>when some shit goes down and you just KNOW GHCQ are lurking
G'morning lads. Nothing like wake'n'dranks is there.
Double power coffee 4 lyf.
>>77822569
Should add that I kinda wish I was born in the 2000s now, desu
>>77822617
it's afternoon you fucking waster
>>77822591
My work coach at the Jobcentre always says that looking for employment is a full time job in itself
any /drop/ man in?
>be NEET
>get PAID to be NEET
ez life tbqh
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SIEZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SIEZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
AND I KNOW SOON COME MY TIME
FOR IN MINE VOID A PALE HORSE BURNS
BUT FEAR NOT THE TIME I'M TAKEN
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
WAGE WAR LIKE NO TOMORROW
CAUSE NO HELL THERE WON'T BE ONE
FOR ALL WHO DENY THE STRUGGLE
THE TRIUMPHANT OVERCOME
>>77822615
You know I was on London bridge 1 hour before shit went down.
I thought to myself "what a beautiful day" as I was going over the bridge, the sun was still up reflecting off the buildings.
>>77822537
welp time to goon
might become a male findom
pay me tributes or I'll post my flabby belly
>>77822664
>findom
?
>>77822635
Just gotta get out there and ask to see the manager champ!
since I'm quite meek I think I would probably like being dominated by a woman
might look for that next time I get a 'scort
Just exposed every single goys minds to the action of every single jews and am currently sitting back letting them judge their collective actions as a people. If the jews haven't been all lynched in about 3 days time we will know once and ofr all that they didn't do nothing.
*gets sanctioned by the US government*
>manager is on annual leave for two weeks
>have to recruit a new apprentice
>sit in on the interviews with HR manager
>she asks what I think
>praise the fit girls and say I thought all the lads who applied were "a bit lacking"
going to have my own personal 17 year old little office slag soon lads
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/jeremy-corbyn-unveiled-mural-jeremy-corbyn/
>>77822705
runt
Sea Pigs
>>77822679
financial domination
>>77822705
Girls always inevitably end up bitching about each other. They have no chill
>>77822720
*throws your CV in the bin*
Better luck next time sweaty?? :) Xx
where did all these random tripcunts suddenly appear from? fuck off
>>77822705
HR manager will see right through you, all men are pigs
>>77822641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p611hMnrGKE
choone
women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> m*n
>>77822737
cute
sort of want a teacup pig
it'd be like having your own runt
>>77822787
What about it?
Autism is power
https://youtu.be/qBfwDIOpQAc
>>77822793
to be fair the two lads we interviewed were both shit.
Think people don't understand fully how serious the racist problem is. 90% of the worlds population is non-white so if one of them gets access to the Nuclear codes in America or Russia they will gladly nuke the whole world because their brain registers it as a good trade.
>>77822826
Nah their little clogs or whatever the feets are called are all slidey and clip cloppy. Quite annoying desu.
>>77822847
doesn't sound like you are being fair tbf
baloomph impeachment soon lads
don't reply to me
trip runts fuck off
>>77822787
last night. when two tripfags from /r9k/ posted here briefly it gave innovative /brit/ posters gimmick ideas
triplords are the new step of evolution for /brit/. it's the up and coming thing. anonymongs will be left to the pages of history
>>77822900
excellent post
*replies*
>>77822851
>Nukes
>racism
top aussie post
graboommff is NOT my president
To my fellow fatbois, stripes are slimming.
http://imgur.com/gallery/BuddJ
>>77822787
they did it as an ironic imitation of /r9k/ posters but haven't noticed the severe drop in (you)s yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAfBSGBj8Y
they're making meme videos about tim now
Perfectly normal post.
>>77822941
fan of this gif
>>77822971
Well, It's about tim
>>77822990
Tits have grown exponentially
reckon these tripcunts are the same mangos who kept posting those american literally whos and got no (You)s
>>77823036
I get plenty of you's
>>77823036
nah they are all invading from /r9k/
they follow this horrible little tranny called tilde around
poo is coming soon
>>77823036
this too shall pass
>>77822971
don't like this
>>77823036
>>77823067
Do you realise how autistic you sound
>>77823036
>wahhh he uses a trip
grow up anonymong
Saw a guy on the streets with an asian gf so i punched him and called him a Nazi. After he whimpered "how did you know". Fucking too easy.
do you realise how autistic you sound
said the man with the trip on the autism website
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/892353960018923520
Well done Whitey
>>77823102
It's quite pathetic desu. I didnt even have a trip until this faggot kept sperging about it all the time.
It might not be the same person but it doesnt matter. There is no reason to sperg over a trip
>>77823107
GOTTA
>>77823152
so tim's a racist now
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>77822826
Thought about getting a pig but the dogs might bully it
>>77823152
why does ... he writes ... like this ...
>>>/r9k/38775059
it's time to invade britfeel lads
# Filter any tripfag
/^!/;boards:int
>>77823213
slow and steady to counterbalance for the hyperquick way he speaks in real life
>>77823244
*punches it*
gimp boy
what happened to the cardiff lad with the billboard?