asian girls love green liquid from starbucks edition.
Canadians are super duper extra welcome
Why do black people hate black people so much?
the twig
>>77814213
That is the gayest set of flags I have ever seen.
Pan flute faggot.
>>77814222
Name 1(one)
Fuck America
Got a new (used) stereo today. Came with speakers and a good needle.
do professionals prefer hearing like "2-19-90" instead of "february 19th 1990"? easier to say and understand when they want your bday
>>77814249
What vinyls you got lad
jane
need japanese gf
>>77814245
American sniper
>>77814201
I like Hyojung
are any of you guys studying a language for fun or for serious? learning some japanese has been really fun so far, but it's hard work.
>>77814201
I occasionally get green liquid coming out my penis. Would they love that too? It's not pee, I have no control over it - it just oozes out at random times.
>>77814251
no you nonce
use words not just numbers
>>77814249
I have that same one
>>77814265
THIS
Just got my stomach destroyed by pajeet food lads
>>77814275
numbers are easier to comprehend
>>77814251
Both incorrect.
Hello my name is anon and my birthday is on the nineteenth of February and I was born in 1990.
>>77814249
I got some Culture Club, Men At Work, Duran Duran, Dean Martin, and a few others. Just Value Village bargain bin stuff, really. There's a record store in town that I'm planning to check out tomorrow, though.
>>77814277
Neat.
>>77814262
yea
>>77814301
little babby speech right there
>>77814262
i'd learn if it were on Duolingo but they never are
would like Chinese, Japanese, and Russian
>>77814262
Learning German for both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA
night buds
>>77814201
>>77814256
>>77814260
We must eradicate the yellow fever before it reaches a point where we may not be able to contain it.
>>77814323
hallo wie gehts
>>77814333
too late
>>77814321
there's an app almost like Duolingo called chinese skills
>>77814333
i just want eastern soft tiddy jobs
not the gross hard silicone ones we use in america
>>77814262
>>77814249
>>77814302
>Learning a new language
>Vinyl
>Bargain bin - flea markets
>Telling your taste in music to others
All of that and more appears in this blog, that's so funny
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
>>77814339
Okay, danke. Ich bin mit meiner Famile an einem Fluss für einen Urlaub diese Woche. Und dir?
>>77814302
For >>77814254.
who /p/ here
>>77814428
bit gay
>>77814402
nichts
Scared. A gay friend wants to date me. I think I'm okay with admitting I am bi.. But I'm scared. I've never dated a guy before
>>77814396
>Learning another language
Core French up here and Core Spanish down there is compulsory
>Vinyl
Vinyl was used by everyone when we did not have cassette or CD
>Bargain bin - flea markets
That's a pretty broad speculation since bargain bins seem to attract poorer races.
>Telling your taste in music to others
Black people do this all the time with other rappers or hip hop artists.
>>77814321
japanese is on duolingo.
im using it its fun.
>>77814437
I'm kinda jelly. Does it feel nice to be wanted?
>>77814437
Go for it you fucking faggot. Nothing to be worried about
there's a /p/ board?
my dog keeps eating dirt. help
learn Greek
become Orthodox
>>77814437
Don't.
>>77814449
The way you just replied to me is also in there lmao
>>77814489
Considering doing this
>>77814462
I guess. I do like him but I don't want to be a fag. He kissed me yesterday and it felt so right though
>>77814249
I got an AT Lp60 off CL today
>>77814436
Ah komm! Du musst etwas tun. Meinst du immer oder nur gleich?
>>77814516
Too late man, You're already a fag if a man just kissed you.
Go for it, Just don't use your sexuality as a trait.
the mikes strawberry beer tastes super strong... i guess ill just save the rest of the six pack in case my house at uni has a party or something and a girl wants it.
It also says that you should never correct a white person, they take it as a big personal insult to their intelligence
>>77814457
um i don't see it
>>77814552
I-I am not a fag. I love girls too but I am okay with this too
>>77814570
only on the app not the website
>>77814576
Make sure to bottom
>>77814579
ree this is the app
>>77814565
>inB4 "fake news"
http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/29/opinion/liu-study-hispanics-favor-whiteness/index.html
>>77814576
Well you're bisexual then. But you're still a fag.
>>77814565
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>77814601
I absolutely want to get pounded
>I absolutely want to get pounded
>>77814579
ree why is it only on Apple and Android
>>77814680
Gaybois are always a quintessential part of /cum/
>>77814680
good post
>>77814696
bad post
>>77814691
cuz
>>77814634
Mentally ill faggot
i believe in everything Baron Roman von Ungern Sternberg believed in and i wish i was him
>1466831260749.jpg
I can't wait for RDR2 but I really don't want them to fuck up the story or make more micro-transactions.
Because in all honesty. Red Dead Redemption is a fucking masterpiece. Never in my life have I ever played a game that is so atmospheric. The story is fucking excellent and I hope they don't but if they butcher RDR2 i'm gonna be pretty angry.
>>77814721
people use Windows phones too!!!!!!!
>hear really good song
>get sad that I can't make something like that
>can't listen to song anymore
am i the only one
>>77814741
i watched a streamer play it once and thought it was pretty boring
>>77814747
not really
it'll happen eventually son it's a really new course
>>77814747
Lol
>>77814763
i get sad but don't turn it off
usually i start imagining some sick machinamas i could make in other games to go along with the music, but i always know i'll never put in the time to learn all of the visual effects and video editing tools i'd need
>>77814763
No. But I write my own music as well. I just haven't recorded any yet
>>77814763
Do you stop playing good videogames because you can't make something like that? Do you stop watching good movies or good tv shows because you can't make something like that? Do you stop reading good books because you can't write something like that?
You have autism
is cuffing your pants gay?
>>77814888
what is "cuffing"?
>>77814888
No its /fa/
Female pubic hair is aesthetic
>>77814895
what a troglodyte t b h
there's going to be a lot of girls in my fossil class.
>>77814935
what are ya afraid to talk to girls or somthing?
>>77814935
Rape them if they anger you
What is like living in America?
>>77814958
free
>>77814958
better than mexico at least
>>77814958
Eh. Its okay
You basically have to be a wagie but there's still cool stuff to do
>>77814958
Overrated, tons of fast food, degenerate dumb retards, but at the same time is what you make it and I wouldn't call any other place home.
>>77814947
a little... but i think it will be fun, ill be trying to not take it, or them, seriously and all that good stuff.
Is anyone here actually gay?
>>77815028
Yes
>>77815028
/cum/ is heterosexuals only
>>77815028
I fuck men and women
>>77815028
add me to the screenshot
>>77815032
>>77815051
>>77815058
unironically?
>>77815028
Homosexuals should be lynched.
cant shit up something thats already pure shit
>>77815101
Chicanos*
/brit/ more like shit lmao
Survive the Jive
Apparently I'm to stop shitting up this general (as if that's even possible lmao)
just put on a Dire Straits album
>>77815162
i like you guys
bit aimless right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHQqKWxF1Tg
This is the most disgusting thing you will ever watch.
should i have one last fap before bed
>>77815219
>going to bed at 10PM
>>77815219
yes
>>77815188
I've spoken to a few very pleasant yanks but unfortunately most posters with your flag really are idiots
>>77815231
i'm in central time zone and i have work at 8
>>77815239
swimming
>>77815273
That's the cutest frog picture I've ever seen
looking for a specific pepe i don't have saved but i'm not sure how to describe it
>>77815311
is it this one?
Go away
T. /brit/
>>77815311
?
>>77815332
this
I want a cute Mexican gf
FUCK OFF, BRITS
i feel happy hbu?
>>77815349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHQqKWxF1Tg
I'm 100% convinced that this man is insane.
Why shouldn't I smoke some dank weed right now?
DOOBABWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77815394
its degenerate
>>77815377
ty
>>77815394
because you're not going to share it with me
>>77815394
It's bad for your mental health in the long run
just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFiED6sAi8
now i gotta watch Rome again
https://youtu.be/nN6VR92V70M
i stopped smoking week
>>77815401
Posting on 4chinz is degenerate
>>77815410
Happy to share, I smoke small amounts
>>77815419
Why?
>>77814332
night bud
why are there so many of us in /brit/
>>77815445
only 175 IQ MENSA candidates like myself can browse anime forums to their full potential
anyone else waiting for the btc fork?
/cum/ subreddit when
>>77815445
>Why?
Memory loss, dependency, paranoia, anxiety, emotional impairment, among others
>>77814333
Why contain it? Let it spill over to the school and churches. Let the hapas run in the street. In the end, white roasties will beg us to love them.
business idea: all west coast IPs and florida IPs banned from 4chan
>>77815562
could work
>>77815531
Mate I've been smoking a hit every day and I can remember my visa card number and all the characters in brothers karamazov
Dependency maybe, but I have quit before just fine, paranoia no, anxiety no
Emotional impairment? Please go on
business idea: all east coast IPs are banned from 4chan
>>77815562
this, but the opposite
>>77815562
business idea: all IPs except for the west coast are banned from 4chan
>>77815588
but that california GDP
>>77815420
I just finished watching both seasons for the first time. Sad that there is no more
>>77815606
it could've been an epic 35 season television show with all the detailed history we have of Caesar but NOOOOOO we have to rush his assassination
Why do they call it a grapefruit when it's more like a sour orange
>>77814201
My gf is Asian and she loves green tea frappes what the hell
The true redpill
japan (sans anime)
get the fuck out of /brit/
FUCK OFF, BRIT
>>77815637
cuck
>>77815643
I'm a little horndog.
My cock is so hard that even the slightest sexual stimulation would make me cum so hard that I would have to be put in an intensive care unit.
>>77815636
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
i know where im taking girls on my second date after hot chocolate during the summer
>>77815643
Don't ever tell me what to do, europ*an.
>>77815637
`no'
>i smoke everyday bro
>it doesn't affect me at all
>>77815685
Call the police, it is for his own good.
Making some tendies to eat with Jamaican BBQ sauce
>>77815576
>but I have quit before just fine
Right, that's why you're still smoking?
We have a problem, /cum/
>>77815718
tell us what happened
>>77815718
what
>>77815713
daas it maaan
>>77815713
Jamaica...
just arrived in the USA
how to not be someone who gets bullied?
>>77815743
something something lipstick on a pig
>>77815716
After I stopped for a year yeah, I have been smoking because it's summer and I'm bored
>>77815752
activate the anti bully ranger
>>77815767
*dabs at you*
get the fuck out of /brit/
>>77815743
whered you come from
Hi all. Hope this is the right place. Moderator sent me here to make an introduction post.
I'm Bucks. How are you guys? I like Pirates of the Caribbean and similar films, the study of martial arts and most of all, doing drugs with my friends and kissing my girlfriend.
Could someone please tell me the rules for this place? I don't want to get banned, LOL.
Bucks
>>77815784
shut up, loser
>>77815787
fuck off to /ausnz/
>>77815752
become a demigod
>>77815761
fair enough, just don't make it a daily habit or you'll have a bad time
>>77815815
An eighth lasts me 3 weeks, I have been smoking a small amount before bed every night but I'm afraid it might be interfering with my attempt to treat my depression
>>77815618
There's heaps to do after his death as well. Octavian all the way to the split of the empire. Shame plebs have no taste and would rather have their fantasy shite and pop cameos
i like anime
>>77815028
n...no
Drinking some good British cider right now
>>77815858
>good
I'll be the judge of that. What is it?
>>77815637
>>77815678
these are both good
>Twiggy isn't perfe-
miki miki
>>77815837
The idea is to use weed as an enhancer, not as a crutch
Treat your mental problems first, then go back to the weed
*puts on a Bruce springsteen album*
watashi
>>77815882
The face of an angel and the body of a crackwhore
Anyone got the picture of the guy holding a pedal board stepping on his guitar
that's a right good meme there
Tonight's the night, buds. Just blended together 26 percodan tablets, 72 zzzquil caps, a gram of weed, and some bananas with milk for a delicious smoothie. Now I'm off to bed.
Take it easy, buds.
>>77815973
n-no
>>77815874
fuck off
>>77815937
Yeah, this is true
This is why I only smoke a really small amount at night but it's probably better to come off it completely
>>77815874
Strongbow. I know you are are going to say it's shit and you are probably right but there is no other cider to buy at my store so it's all I have. Wish I had a better selection
>>77816003
That was a statement, not an opinion
real /shitcum/ hours
post if you want to save this dying general
>>77816044
It was a false statement.
>>77815958
p-please join the discord so i can have a friend that's also learning japanese with me.
>>77816043
>Strongbow
I FUCKING KNEW IT. I don't even need to say it.
gonna play Rome 2 and watch Rome tomorrow
>>77816062
ok link it
>>77815273
>>77816062
boku wa
>>77816076
translate
>>77816046
>>77816075
https://discord.gg/3JnqQC
been watching some of the old anime on the old twitch as of late
Booted up the good old Civ V
rec me some good memes lads
>>77816096
me swimming in swedens from swedens hotels' in hotels swim poll
its a facebook message from an actual retard
>>77816065
kek.
I enjoy it for what it's worth but yeah. The only other cider I can buy literally isn't even real cider so I just go with this. It's nice when you need a little break from beer
>>77816062
招待してくれてください~
>>77816105
thank you so much i really don't understand how discord works very well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Fdm3-dnr0
my neighbor isn't at home often but when he is he's always working on something on it between 8-10pm, like actual woodworking and nailing down shit
bit weird
You short sighted mongoloids don't know the evils you're committing. Discord WILL kill this general.
t. seen it all before (eleven times as a matter of fact)
hear the children
breathless sleep
where they dream a new day
echoing...
oh when they dream
ebb and flow,... free falling
beautiful and calm...
and fragile, and whole
where they dream a new day
through the coil they course and carousel
echoes,...
hear the lost children
hear the children sing
through the coil they carousel
within this stained glass womb
they sing with open minds...
>>77816187
get off the mike, Jonni
>>77816185
> tfw masterrace of posting in both
>>77816202
fuk u
>>77816185
>>77816214
Just how fucking many people are in there?
>>77816179
my dad is like that, might be a midlife crisis type deal
>>77816218
finnish people don't reproduce
some friends took me to downtown ottawa to see a giant robotic spider and dragon the other day.
i saw a bunch of cute girls too.
>>77816285
then explain why every finnish woman is married by age 25 and pregnant by age 29
>>77816281
quite a few, tbqh
LOVIN YOOOUUU
ISNT THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THING TO DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77816285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwda9S58Lg
i feel really good.
should i go to starbucks and try this grean tea drink tomorrow?
>>77816355
LITERALLY me
>>77816360
i though would leave cum forever, oh well
What is bix nood supposed to mean?
>>77816381
rude
>>77816381
the guy i thought was stalking me was trying to be funny and he appologized so its okay
>>77816382
BIX NOODS MUHUFUGGA
It looks like Scaramucci did the fandango. What an absolute shitshow.
>>77816382
nothing
>>77816287
Should I come visit Ottawa this summer?
damn, side 2 of this album is warped
>>77816381
don;t please, I like you here
>>77816441
So it's just gibberish? That kind of makes the person saying it look childish
>>77816451
you should visit japan with me instead
>>77816462
nono i forgot a word i wont be leaving anytime soon tm
>>77816481
it's supposed to mock incomprehensible nog lingo
>>77816485
fuck that I ain't a weeb
>>77816476
what did he mean by this?
>ask coworker if she'd wanna do something sometime
>she says yes
>send her a text later on making light conversation
>she replies a day later with practically nothing
why do girls do this shit
man i hate brits
I want to visit akihabara
>>77816498
I could understand them at first but they make up too many new bullshit words every day
>>77816535
cuck
>>77816524
I misspelled "amirite" horribly and didn't fix it
>>77816549
hello r/donald
>>77816529
It empowers their fragile egos
>>77816554
I like the misspell better tbqh
>>77816560
at the expense of my delicate ego
>>77816571
Yep that's how it is, they're cold blooded
>>77816578
save for the future
>>77814489
I am a Greek.
>>77816624
same, like 1/64th
I am Greek
>>77816571
>he thought he had a chance
What is like having a period?
>>77816669
bags of sand
im doing something degen rn, guess wwhat
>>77816708
wanking
>>77816669
imagine blood flooding out of your peehole, and you have to shove in a rolled up little tissue to stop it. and it makes your stomach hurt also
rate my ex
>>77816718
thats a man, baby
>>77816718
LMFAO that is some unfortunate dad face
delete this
RYAN I LVOE YOU BE MY BF RYAN
i dont have yellow fever i have yellow plague
Almost everytime I go to the Liquor store I end up talking to some random old guy about beer and shit.
I quite like it.
>>77816740
sounds comfy
jesus cara get a fucking grip on your posts you cant go any higher own my shitlist
>>77816744
cuck
>>77816729
youre going to tekll me to kill myself...
>>77816744
kys you just hate me because i stopped talking to you
KYS
>>77816759
IT WAS A JOKE RYAN DONT TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY OF COURSE I DONT WANT YOU TO KYSELF <3
just took a picture
>black hand
>>77816785
its not his pic my friend
>>77816760
i stopped talking to you, you dummie, not the other way around
gross, I just got a whiff of poop smell out of nowhere
just took a poop
FELE
like imgonna die
kill mesel
I hope none of you actually kill yourselves
>>77816851
Dunno dude, it's pretty hard to resist
>>77816851
I'm over the killing yourself meme. It's so pointless and cowardly. If you are gonna die prematurely make sure it's for something good
going to go make ramen brb
>>77816890
>>77816890