Satania edition v2
1st for Switzerland
kinda want to tell my parents to stop letting me leech of them
lol
Reminder that ALL non-/cum/ posters MUST be deported or at least ignored
thank you
3rd for canadanada
Lucio!
Do you have any pets?
Pic related my cat.
Satania a shit
Dr*mpf lol
What's her name, /cum/?
>>77808002
>blaming your parents for making your life TOO easy
kys you entitled retard
>>77808019
>is alright in Overwatch
>straight garbage in Heros
business idea: the gf
idea:
/cum/ synchtube
for music and memes
>>77808046
too uncommon to post
>>77808048
t. brainlet who thinks destiny isn't real
Beta brainlets out
Video games are gay
>>77808040
>>77808020
2 cats
cute cats
Is Gabriel DropOut a good series?
>>77808099
yes
Winter 2017 AOTS
>>77808074
>being this retarded
>>77808099
it's good
it was on Twitch yesterday
>"Anon! Do you love me?"
what do you do?
>>77808138
>this is literally what furries are attracted to
makes me sick
>>77808138
I want to fuck that cheeto.
>>77808138
Fuzzy meow meow, I give it a pat.
>>77808099
yes actually
>>77808138
*unzips dick*
I coock better than gordon ramsay
First for Asians are the superior race
I really want to get out of my shell and do shit instead of shitpost all day. But I have only about 3 friends and they have a life too, I can't hang out with them every day.
Sure I can go do some activity like working out, but I'll be doing that for maximum 1 hour and I don't meet people there either.
So how do I get out of my shell lads and get a life? What do you fuckers do all day?
>>77808212
Go to a bar in a busy part of town, just sit and have a drink or two, chat uyp the bartender
>>77808212
Do you have a job? Do you go to school? If not, get one/go to one, and if so befriend some of your coworkers/classmates
>>77808226
Alone? people will probably think you're a loser tbqh
>>77808212
try drawing
you're an adult now so you have the skill of observance and you will be better than whatever you've done in your past
so take your time and draw a portrait of a person, then do it 1000 more times and develop skill
inbetween you may look up different procedures to drawing methods of certain parts of the body
>>77808212
>3 friends
don't be greedy
Enough of these people exist to influence the healthcare system.
i looked at the archive... i'm glad to know you weren't serious about it toronto anon, thanks for appologizing. i probably overreacted.
i made myself breakfast today lol.
>>77808248
Adult men are the group with the highest chances of not having any friends. Don't fret it
Would like to violently torture a white leftist milienal
>>77808288
>white not fully cooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uOuLR1wSuM
>>77808339
violence is the ultimate crime
you will be violently tortured for your sin
>>77808248
Only if you act like a total autist. If you just act casually people won;t give you shit; if they do ask why you're alone, just tell the truth. "I had some free time, so I figured I'd just come and relax, have a drink or two."
t. Chad
>>77808304
He is an adult, right?
>>77808288
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. No offense intended.
>>77808247
My job is delivering packages so I don't exactly meet people there either. Right now it's vacation so no school either.
>>77808262
Not a bad idea honestly but that goes back to pretty much the same principle as working out as I mentioned here >>77808212
You do it for an hour and don't meet people. It doesn't fill up your entire day.
>>77808274
My friends are about as normie as they get. They're social and I don't want to fuck up my relations by calling them often and come off as a creep.
I need more friends to diversify
>>77808287
>>77808287
Context?
>>77808355
I would gladly suffer eternity in hell if I could remove the fignernails of a white leftist millennial faggot one by one
>>77808368
>You do it for an hour and don't meet people. It doesn't fill up your entire day.
if i ever find actual work to do it'll consume my attention intently and i'll be happy to do it for 6 hours
the problem is just taking that first step to learning to get to that point of intensity
you won't ever be satisfied by a beginner's work so you have to grind out those hours to get to the "interesting stuff"
>>77808373
>>77808417
barbarian
basically a nigger
>>77808357
I'll give it a shot tomorrow, thanks bud. I think the bartender sees too many people in a day to give a shit about one individual as me anyway.
Just like I don't give a shit about most people when delivering packages either because I'm doing it too often. You'd be surprised how often people try to build a relation with me, mostly old people tho.
Man what the fuck is this?
>>77808288
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQTKXcR5bdo
>off monday
>work tuesday
>off wednesday
>work thursday - sunday
not sure I'm a fan of my new schedule desu
>>77808475
You just have to go when it's slow, so the bartender doesn't have much else to do.
SHOOBEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77808438
Did you post this ironically or are you a fellow /noshoes/?
>>77808487
No seriously why has journalism just completely fucking sucked in the last decade?
Fuck me even yellow journalism was better
>>77808487
Some VERY high quality posting.
>>77808532
good post
>>77808448
Don't care. I would cut Thier fingers off one by one and Laugh while I did it. I would cut Thier balls off and feed them to him
my friend complains about double standards a lot and it's really boring
i want American qt....
>>77808540
i like no shoes but the 'free flowing electrons' is bullshit
>>77808579
Gives you the dick
>>77808579
kys gook proxy nigger
>>77808475
Take the time in talking to some people while on the job. Maybe you'll find someone with just the similarities as you do.
>>77808579
americans are massive
>>77808288
Ryan, buddy, please come back to the discord. you are missed
>>77808602
>>77808590
Yeah, I'm sure if I buy into it either, but being barefoot has definitely helped a lot of issues I had with muh feet.
>>77808555
Imagine being like this.
Seriously, just imagine for a second.
>>77808639
tfw no jap gf
>>77808647
Grim stuff
>>77808520
>>77808609
So tell me, what do you guys do all day? I'm genuinely curious
>>77808662
tfw no white gf
Imagine actually finding this shit inspiring.
Learned a few months ago that one of my female cousins was on "I didn't know I was pregnant"
>>77808639
If only...
Lots of gross images lately. Leaving this general until the new
>>77808666
Me on the left
>>77808685
Most days I work 9-5, rest, do some chores and read/work on stuff for dnd/play dnd. On my weekends (monday tuesday) I hang out with my friends, or just relax alone. Today I went for brunch with some friends and spent the afternoon dyeing my hair and jamming.
>>77808699
will she b my lesbian gf
>>77808701
That's like a black slave giving the middle finger to the underground railroad. The heck is their problem?
Americans find this inspiring.
>>77808767
shes a national treasure, get away from her NIC CAGE
>>77808767
>Redditors find this inspiring
>>77808532
Very good post
>>77808138
cute cougar
>>77808752
not bad
IT G MA
love green beans
Would you rather have a spouse with top half human & bottom half fish or top half fish & bottom half human?
>>77808896
I'd rather put a 9mm in my cranium
>>77807805
What's the catch?
Is it all unskilled or do I need to know nerd computer stuff?
>>77808099
It's "good" insofar as its a silly little slice of life with occasional fanservice that doesn't take itself seriously and isn't full of self insert bullshit
>>77808896
bottom half fish
theres always oral
>>77808020
1 very cute cat and 1 very cute dog
i like ur cat too
seeing a lot of girls walking around with shorts short enough for their buttcheeks to be popping out. in fact i saw one being stalked by a nog on the subway and they had to stop the train until he got off because she was flipping out over it.
>>77808896
The first one.
>>77808914
>>77808952
>>77808970
but what about intercourse
>>77808927
it's really easy but they only pay like once a month I think
it's also really inconsistent
sometimes there's a whole lot of hits and sometimes it's dry as shit
it can be good money sometimes but to actually make good pay off of it you have to being do it around the same hours you'd work a normal job
>>77808969
Niggers are feral animals
>>77809001
like I said, theres always oral
>>77809001
>Implying that takes priority over having a spouse with a functioning human brain
>>77809008
You've done it before?
Is it like the amazon turk service or w/e?
>>77809022
>>77808643
can't imagine getting paid to write about projecting my insecurities
im going to go buy a six pack lol
>>77808632
uh, sure... idk how it works can you add me?
ducking out of /brit/ because of drama
hows it going lads?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77809045
If you can't consummate the marriage she isn't your spouse
>>77809001
NEED to fuck a qt 3.14 azn
>>77809045
>>77809154
functional human brain and speech either way
>>77809079
I think they're similar but I never did mturk
>>77809150
good post
>>77809150
kek
>>77808639
wow that girl is stunning, thank you japan.
>Colorblind
>When people find out about my condition they always ask the same stupid dumb fucking questions
>mfw
Abortion is murder
>>77809260
how do you see stoplights?
>>77809267
I don't care. Minorities get abortions at significantly higher rates then whites :^)
>>77809146
What are the /brit/bongs arguing about?
>>77809154
I dunno, man. All the happiest marriages I'm aware of don't put that much priority on intercourse outside of having babies, and even that doesn't last very long. I'd rather have somebody I can connect to person-to-person. That would be difficult if she had a fishface.
>>77809160
there's a qt international chink student in my class but i don't sit next to her
feels bad man
>>77809260
So do you see everything in black and white?
>>77809260
>same name as a popular franchise
>"like X franchise!?!"
>E V E R Y T I M E
>>77809298
>sociopath
>racist
who would've thought
>>77809338
>he isnt a sociopathic racist
>>77809267
have you been hanging out around queen's park? seen some anti-abortionists with their gory signs around there
>>77809300
some tripfags from r9k are starting arguments and its shitting up the general and wankers are using it as an excuse to spam
>>77809385
saw them near Dundas and Kipling
>>77809403
I see. I guess you can crash here then.
>>77809453
horrendous meme
>>77809453
Is that an actual flag? What is it supposed to be?
>>77809453
good meme
>>77809526
torontoilet
Me
>>77809567
wuts wrong
>>77809580
Pretty accurate then. That place is really going down the tubes. *Ba-dum ching*
>>77809238
all i want is for a japanese girl to call me oniichan
>>77809567
Can't fight the memes
>at the mall
>see a guy and his family
>both parents are white
>both kids are half black
I can't believe this cuck thing unironically exists wtf
>>77809695
This
>>77809715
how do I unsubscribe from your blog
>>77809715
it could be they adopted, ya know
>>77809715
Pussy is a vice, bro
>>77809719
all i want is for the east to embrace colored contacts outside of cosplay and kpop
That feel when no gf
>asian women
I just died in my minecraft 1.4 hardcore mode game and I suddenly feel very lonely
>>77809856
I just died a little inside after reading you post.
I'm glad im not a nigger or spic
>>77808048
fucking die dumb piece of shit
>>77809856
It's okay, anon. We're here for you.
>>77809850
T. Cucked by the superior Asian man
Saw some kids getting manhandled by a cop earlier. They had some weed lmao
>>77809882
>>77809902
thanks
>>77809927
Hope they get raped by niggers in jail
tfw no girlfriend
>>77809927
Such bullshit honestly.
we were somewhat kangs though
>>77810009
was king tut black or something? thought all the Egyptians were arab-likes
that feel when no girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovY6yjTe1LE
>>77810084
that's where youre wrong kiddo
>>77810110
no, i'm right
no pharaoh was black
king tut was anglo
>>77809719
want to slap her around and fuck her arse desu
Egyptians were black african
Jews built the pyramids.
>>77810130
the 25th Dynasty you stupid cracker
>Friend asked me for a song to listen
>He's a nice guy and just wants to know what I listen to
>I couldn't think of anything else but this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FnbPTaoahM
Did I do good? lmao
>>77810142
Don't do that
tfw no gf
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS
LEADING YOU DOWN INTO MY CORE, WHERE I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
MY SPIRIT SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD
UNTIL YOU FIND IT THERE AND LEAD IT BACK HOME
>>77810273
You don't need one
gf when no tfw
>>77810283
t-tfw no gf
tfw no thot to fuck
aliens built the pyramids you retarded sheep
>>77810311
Y-you d-don't need one
Black panther is gonna be so good
Gfs are kinda annoying sometimes.
>>77810366
But I do, I wanna have kids and a family of my own
Lots of kids
Pretty sure you need a gf for that, at least to start with
>black panther is gonna be so good
>>77810469
No. You need a wife for that. Don't make babbies until you put a ring on it, m8.
>>77808211
asians aren't a race. You think poos and chinks are the same race?
okay im back.
i've never tried mikes strawberry beer before :3
Girls(male)
>>77810497
East Asians*
>>77810512
are you a girl
>>77810270
chinese
>>77810512
>strawberry beer
>>77810495
But even so, to get a wife I first need to get a gf
You don't just marry a girl as soon as you meet her, do you?
>>77810512
faggot drink for a faggot leaf
>>77810485
Nigga it's not about the black panthers. Didn't you ever read black panther comics?
>>77810497
Indians are white
>>77810533
Fair point, comrade. What's your strategy to acquire said gf?
>>77810526
no...
>>77810532
>>77810535
no bully
I only like sweet drinks honestly. Beer is gross
>>77809146
literally stole my idea
went to the abc store and decided to purchase "Bushmill's Irish Whiskey"
mommy just caught me watching porn
she's crying down stairs
WTF do I do guys?
>>77810609
fake news
>>77810609
Why would she cry? Were you wanking to cp or something?
>>77810530
...are the superior asians
Just downloaded tinder lads. Wish me luck.
>>77810591
Dangit, you made me feel bad for laughing at your beer. I'm sorry, anon.
>>77810582
Be myself
Also I'm going back to college next month so that should help
I don't have a problem making friends, I just can't into relationships
Whites are the superior race
How has no one said this yet?
Now that the dust has settled, how embarrassed are you over your elected president?
>>77810666
Looks like Satan is on your side. Sounds like a good plan, so I wish you luck, brah.
Did """dane""" kill himself?
Please say yes
Captcha finlandia road
Wish my parents sent me to boarding school. They sent my younger brother, and he's got a nice schoolgirl gf.
>>77810708
id vote for him again
>Whites are the superior race
>How has no one said this yet?
>>77810739
I banned him
>>77810512
i like mike's but they always make me fill ill
like having diet soda makes me fill ill
also get the "harder" variety
>>77810708
I just ignore him like I ignore every other president desu
>>77810739
I miss the ""Dane"". He was annoying sometimes, but he had good entry level bantz.
>>77810739
first Ryan now """dane"""
Any goodposters left, now is time to kys
>>77810632
It was two furries having sex in their costumes
I'm literally shaking right
In case youre high, you shouls check this out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKX9rEEgb0I
In case youre not, you should too
>>77810777
loser
If my mom ever caught me watching porn she'd probably get mad at me for having such high standards
>>77810775
don't do that cutie
>>77810773
Fuck off dane
>>77810775
Fuck off ryan
I can smell the proxies from here ffs
>>77810782
>In case youre high
>furshit
Horrific but not the worst thing. I got caught fapping to loli. My parents tried to send me to counseling and thought I was a pedo
>>77810812
I'm not ""Dane"", though I guess I have no way to prove that. I genuinely miss him tho.
>>77810713
th-thanks
>>77810846
kill yorself
>>77810777
fake news but kill yourself nonetheless
>>77810806
I'm the replacement Ryan, please don't steal my gimmick
>>77810708
would vote for him again
>>77810868
Dane would never say mean things to me...
If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever
*waves lighter through air*
>>77810666
I asked the sky just what we had
It showed forever
(together my love)
If the song I sing to you
Could fill your heart with joy
I'd sing forever
(together my love)
>>77810894
feel free to post that qt
Never seen an attractive girl from Texas. Not a fan of the state.
>>77810983
There are cute girls in every single state
>>77811005
Not Mississippi
>>77811042
There are.
>>77811093
No
Too many blacks there and blacks can't be cute
hey Cara. im thinking of doing a run where i go hardcore in favor of the synths and the institute and get C.V.R.I.E. as my companion and turn her into my synth wife.
would this be fun? i guess i could still try doing a run where i side with the minuteman but they seem boring.
>>77811093
there really aren't
*starts an insurrection*
>>77811126
Stop playing Fallout 4
Play New Vegas
fallout 4 is a terrible game
Anyone want to do pushups with me?
>>77811153
YESYESYSYES
how many should i do?
>>77811144
It's good for like 10 or 20 hour's of cheap fun tbqh pirated
Fallout 4 is better than 3 though desu
>>77811127
>>77811114
Do not lie. There are qts. Look at their university campuses
>>77811153
what is your height/weight and how many can you do
>>77811173
let's do 10 full range-of-motion pushups (chest touching floor at bottom, straight arms at top) start @9:14
>>77811153
S-sure
>>77811190
No
Too many niggers and niggers aren't cute
>>77811126
hardcore is not fun since bullets have weight
COME BACK TO THE DISCORD RYAN
my $90 fleshlight just arrived
wish me luck boys
40 is like my max for pushups
Weigh 170, 6'0
New Vegas is literally the only good Fallout game
>>77811222
you're cheating in your reps
>>77811202
okay ill start at 9:14 too.
ill probably do more than 10 though.
rate my ex
I haven't fapped since last thursday.
It's weird, it's not even a conscious decision I made, I just suddenly completely lost the desire to fap. For the past few years I had mostly been fapping out of habit/boredom rather than actual desire, but I still always stuck to it, until now. Last time I went this long without fapping was when I had Katawa Dick, many years ago. It's weird, I'm not sure why suddenly this is happening.
Anybody here ever experienced anything similar?
boy/10
Also that's a small deagle for me
>>77811210
Ahem
>>77811254
>since last thursday.
fug, meant wednesday*
>>77811254
yeah, for around 10 days. I was preoccupied with other things. tried to extend the streak and see how long I could go. iirc my best intentional nofap streak was 2 weeks.
>>77811254
>Katawa
Not sure I want to know what that means...
>>77811273
>All those girls most likely had a nigger dick in them
The south is a shithole
Did 14 pushups just now, who else /buff/?
>>77811301
Nice fantasy you faggot. Those girls are probably dating klan members knowing that state
Saw a nigger flirting witha white girl at the gym today
>>77811304
H-hi
>>77811301
Statistically speaking all of them had some form of dick in them at one point
>>77811292
It means you played Katawa Shoujo hoping to fap and got feels instead
t. google pro
>>77811292
lurk moar (or at least learn to fucking google)
>>77811290
>I was preoccupied with other things
that's the thing though, in my case I'm not actually preoccupied or more stressed than usual or anything of the sort
>>77811212
idk how to get on it.
i don't understand how it works.
>>77811304
did 20 but i worked out yesterday.
WEEBS >>>>>>>>>>>/out/
>>77811358
JUST CLICK THIS LINK RYAN
I MISS YOU
https://discord.gg/Je8BtV
*lunges at you*
Speaking of Katawa Shoujo and pushups
this is all your fault ryan and you filthy no flaggers
>>77811372
Anime website
>>77811389
>no flaggers
???
>>77811389
>flags
>>77811376
Oh really >>77776331
Huh will you look at that
>Looking for cute Mississippi girls
>Found this article
http://www.space.ca/23-ways-the-powerpuff-girls-taught-you-how-to-be-a-good-feminist/
Feminist bullshit aside, the show was good
>>77811392
kys
There are cute girls in the deep south. Their accents make me hard.
Also VERY easy to redpill which is good
>>77811441
>Go to the south
>See BMWF everywhere
Ummmm wtf
>>77811441
>redpill
>>77811463
Not everywhere. But it is more common in the south because thats where literally all the black people are
>Also VERY easy to redpill which is good
>Also VERY easy to redpill which is good
cringe
Move in
>>77811481
>>77811488
>>77811472
Fuck off cucks
>Fuck off cucks
idolm@ster: platinum stars