/brit/

caralad

>>>/pol/135685159
is this lad gonna get done

>>77805807
He's ded

>>77805817
probably not unless he puts up offensive shit

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>77805807
miss him

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anime

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had to start my flag collection again
looking a bit empty x

I'm pickle rick

im cucumber richard

>>77805848
miss u

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>>77805817
he could at least do something funny with it the daft twat

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>tfw updated Clover for the first time in almost a year

WOAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWW

>>77805907
Any chance we can see your dick, m8?

>>77805907
What's new?

>>77805863
theres an isle of man poster in /bant/ if you want to get that one

>>77805922
this

Cosy in bed
Who wants a cuddle

no one cares that you're from wales

unironically enjoy reggaeton

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sue

>>77805940
I care a little bit

England lives and marches on

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>>77805922
>>77805937

sure, what do you think?

Disgusting fucking cunt has brought head lice into my home

I fucking hate working class people.

>>77805962
dece

>>77805862
just had an onahole wank to anime

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JUST

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>>77805863
took me about 8 months to get all these
flags like USMOI and SGSSI are never gonna appear again though

post an interview with more sexual tension than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXjqRdAXDA&feature=youtu.be

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>>77805863
here's mine :)
im missing a few, mainly unobtainables
stopped collecting about a year ago though

>>77805899
but im right here
was gone for three months though

*gives you nits*
heh nothin personnel tarquin

>>77805817
>>77805832
>>77805905
might go cardiff tomorrow if it's legit

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>I collect flags

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watching some Kitchen Nightmares while drinking my tea and downloading the Sharpe collection

STOP PLAYING THE PIANO WITHOUT THE DAMPENER ON.

mamma mia the anime wanker is back

>>77805936
seen him the other day but forgot to save desu
>>77805995
>>77806018
don't believe all those african flags appeared unless someone was just running through proxies

important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13588122
http://www.strawpoll.me/13588122
http://www.strawpoll.me/13588122

>>77805962
that milf was fit as fuck though especially considering she was white and 47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ey-cN3lEXo

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>>77806051

You think theres only one?

>>77806084
her teeth were revolting

>>77805747
good film maybe the only good one about french ends

>>77806062
>he thinks african flags are rare

screeching
should have seen the hunt for the pacific island nations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHrCuiP1V90
imagine getting baited out for shagging trannies
that's your grime career finished there and then

>>77806062
well regardless, i got them and they count

>>77806050
*opens the lid*
*presses echo pedal*

>>77806050
how is tim today? he sorted his facebook out?

>>77805951
the ideal gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYag1lOZpLw

>>77806099
i wonder how many takes it took to get this one right
her acting is very convincing

>>77805988
*glances at lancs wanks timetable* hmm yes it seems about that time, i've lit a candle for anime

>>77806099
gal gadot is so fucking hot fuck

Haven't taken my citalopram in a couple days and now I'm feeling dizzy and lightheaded

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going to bed now
shall be waking up at 5:30am tomorrow to start my Great European Adventure

>>77806158
good channel

*grabs you by the throat*
Do NOT FUCK WITH ME! Understand?

My fucking sides at the Cardiff anon.

If he has any sense (read: bollocks) he'll drop some red pills tomorrow during rush hour. Doubt it'll happen though.

Watching the Richard Lewis show

hmmm shall i feast on a benzo

how come /z/, /j/ and other letters are unused for the boards on here

>>77806256
that certainly seems like a sensible thing to do

>>77806261
very obscure post to make, but i also enjoy his videos

>>77806099
>>77806002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACbgCatbrY
25 seconds in

>>77806275
Ah yes 4chan, the sensible website where everyone is sensible and does sensible things

How did this cardiff lad get control of the billboard anyway?

hi where are the discussions about finland

>>77806256
>drop some red pills
how exactly would he do that
people aren't as dumb as they seem, and 99% of them simply don't care

>>77806353
apparently he walked past and the username and password was on the screen? sounds fishy to me desu

>>77806353
He's Hackerman

I spam /brit/ all the time, because I like to...

>>77806333
I'm just saying if it was your phone/computer the 'gas the kikes' pictures could be traced back to I doubt you would do shit

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Good morning britainese

hi where are the discussions about finland

>>77806375
terve VITTUpaska paskalampi aaaaaa t. jonne

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>>77806141
... Scoochey Moon picture ptII ... Picture 31 July 2017 ...

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>>77806401

finns go in the bin
keep /brit/ tidy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKM8JooCWNM

>>77806419
looks like an 80s album cover

>>77806141

are they still bullying him? ;(

>>77806375
el finalandiANO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKSDGJDSFDSFLSDLFSD:LFL

>>77806419
needs to be sectioned

>>77806141

are they still bullying him? ;(

>>77806401
amazing, our flag breathes fire

>>77806412
>>77806432
>>77806463
t. southampton druggie lowlife

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>>77806426
what

just a reminder

strength is never a weakness

work out today™

>>77806419
wtf looks like there's someone in a yellow top standing just out of shot to the right
look at the reflection in the foor

SPOOKY AS FUCK

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>>77806500

imagine naming your son nigel

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Reading the last few threads and I do not understand the memes here desu lads

genuinely starting to think asmr is russian brainwashing now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuepdERmtTw

getting a lot of pleasure from not eating maybe fat people should try that

>actually reading previous /brit/ threads

>>77806522
post legs x

>>77806522
post legs x

There is nothing better than the taste of a willy.

might do some benzos but dont want to build tolerance

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>>77806500
i last worked out on the 25th of June

about to have a cheeky wank before bedtime

toodle doo

>>77806522
alright love

>>77806527
>Boris Yeltsin loves you

>>77806587
FOF

need a nuclear bomb dropped on surrey

>>77806574

I did yesterday

it'll make you feel better x

fucking hate it when you put on a film thinking its only going to be a normal drama with a friendly male relationship but then they have gay sex
like im fine with it do your ting just dont want to see it in films i watch simple

I love Tilde.

Honestly can't imagine ever being in an intimate relationship.

Maybe a date with smalltalk and some awkward kissing/sex after but that'd be it. Just one shallow, awkward encounter after another.

>>77806500
cba

>>77806621
Haha funny Japanese picture

WHSmith only exists because of motorway stops

>>77806616
dont watch films with gay sex then

Anyone else listen to TalkSport

any tilde fan in

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>>77806632

so glad I had a gf when i was 17 and got laid lmao

she was 20, what a perv

slim pickings ever since, leaving the house would probably help

>>77806630
~

Got called a tossed at O'Charlie's.

>>77806522
post legs x

Tilde is an autistic mong who made a mess in /r9k/brit and is now seeking refuge here

A woman I like kept starting conversations on WhatsApp then taking ages to respond to my messages (even though I could see she's been online). Had enough of her shit so I've not read her last few messages* for three days. If she directly addresses it I'll just not open WhatsApp at all. I hope she's upset over it but there's a fair chance she isn't because, in spite of what she would like to believe, she's still got a roastie nature.

I think I might cut her from my life. Unless she does and total 180 I don't see the point in keeping her around. Would be quite satisfying to think about her squirming as she has a paranoid streak.

*notifications and the WhatsApp Android widget let you see messages without giving read receipts

>>77806654
how could i know nothing in the trailed indicated bent stuff

>>77806522
post thighs x

who is tilde

>>77806663
Doing a listen this very second

>>77806698
it doesn't help that he keeps getting loads of (You)s everytime he posts
he needs the lisicki treatment and to nip it in the bud before he gets too comfy here

at least in moonlight homosexuality is more subtle and likeable here it was just vulgar

>>77806706
a cute girl from /britfeel/ with nice legs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POENCmrYmtA

>>77806522
hello tilde my friend. i will be praying for you again today. if you ever need anyone to talk with just say so.

i know what it is like to go through depression and i suffer from an eating disorder too. i used to be really under weight.

>>77806699
I can't get a whatsapp widget up

>>77806706
there was bent drama in /britfeel/ earlier so they all started raiding here
honestly don't even give them the time of day

>>77806522
I can't imagine 4chan without you. You truly brighten my day whenever you post.

>>77806522
post hands x

>>77806740
>meal is an exact replica of the food pyramid
ahahahaha

>>77806706
it doesnt matter

>>77806670
FONT

>>77806774
What kind of drama?

Have you lads seen Tildes pictures? He posted them in britfeel before and instantly regretted it

>has the hands of a 40 year old builder
>legs look like those of fat dave down the pub

any bolton man in

>>77806670
reverse nonce

stop giving this fucking idiot (you)s

>>77806794
Bent

>>77806632
i was like you

now i'm in my second serious intimate relationship

we can all make it lad

haven't posted on /int/ in weeks and my life has gotten dramatically better

>>77806805
>He
fuck off you bellend

is tilde male or female

>>77806835
female

>>77806522
luv u tbqh xxx

ps. whats your kik?

>>77806819
Ewwww

>>77806835
female

>>77806840
>>77806825
fuck off

>>77806699
>>77806821
FONT

>>77806835
bullimic tranny, biological male

>>77806835
there are more than two genders just so you know

>>77806835
tranny, presumably

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the girlfriend

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>/leftypol/ has stolen Summer from us

>>77806821
what u change

any tilde fan in

>reminder tilde ruined his other general so much that the backlash made him so suicidal he went to a&e and is now on suicide watch

>>77806881
Are you interested in porn of the cuck variety?

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in my state there's an island off the coast where people still have pretty well-preserved Elizabethan accents from years of isolation since the 17th century.

What modern British dialect does this sound the most similar to? (start at 0:38)
https://youtu.be/AIZgw09CG9E?t=38s

>>77806894
you can have her back

i'm tildephobic

>>77803026
Being a complete flaming faggot on an airplane.
The puncher fucked up by not gaybashing his face with a nearby fire extinguisher.

Hat me.

>>77806894
Genuine 10/10

stop talking about this r9k mong

bog shart fat arse toilet nigger cunt is not my presidnet

>>77806907
>his
>him
>he
fuck off you bellend

>>77806907
Lad. Let's be nice and give him a chance. Do we want to seem worse than /britfeel/ of all things?

Any beard man in?

>>77806911
cornwall

i like cats

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YUUUUUUUU
ZUUUUUUUU

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>>77806913
th- thanks

Chaos countries
Ireland
Scotland
France
Germany

Countries of the imperium
England
Portugal
Pakistan

Countries of orcs
Wales

>>77806901
dunno just got lucky meeting a girl at predrinks one night

i suppose i'd had a haircut, started buying nicer clothes and let my beard grow out. i'm quite handsome i just used to hide it with my poor fashion and grooming choices

We need a black prime minister

I'm a tildephile.

>>77806940
Fuck off frog. Tilde is the hot new personality of /brit/ like it or FUCK OFF

>>77806907
i missed the whole suicide part of it. what exaclty happened? i was only there for the beginning of it. im quite surprised he tried to kill himself. i did not realise britfeel meant so much to some people

>now we have some random fucking newcunt tranny everyone's talking about because /brit/ seemingly needs a fucking tranny mascot to survive

>>77806976
FONT

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>>77806971
god her face annoys me
not sure why

>>77806946
youll regret it

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588403

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588403

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588403

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588403

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>>77806548
>>77806553
Teehee ok

>>77806985
This. I LOVE YOU TILDE.

>>77807005
TGTBATU

>>77806975
Pls rate

>>77806996
She looks Russian like a halfbreed white or Asian.

I don't fuck halfbreeds. Don't care about them.

>>77806991
not much else to say.

after he got caught out being the one causing all the drama for months by taking his trip off, everyone hated him. he wanted to kill himself so went to a&e

>>77806522
hello beautiful

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might have a smarties ice cream

>>77807009
>the virgin knee

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>I don't fuck halfbreeds. Don't care about them.

IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588426

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588426

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588426

http://www.strawpoll.me/13588426

summer is beautiful

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fuck the eu
fuck germany
fuck scotland
fuck china
fuck north korea

did I miss any?

>>77807005
kidulthood

>>77807055
>he
>his
>him
>he
>himself
fuck off you bellend

>>77807086
america

>>77807086
off yank

>>77807009
do you use a fucking platter when browsing your laptop on your bed? god what a poof

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>>77807086
This picture but pretty close friend.

ask her stuff
https://curiouscat.me/twincitykisses/

fuck off and take your autistic r9k shit elsewhere

>>77807086
prefer each and every one of those to y*nkland

>>77807009
genuinely grim

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>>77807080

*walks towards camera*

>>77807127
kill yourself paki, tilde is family

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>>77806964

whats the hardest arsefuck in porn?

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fuck corbyn and fuck pakis

bomb or sniff speed lads

think the r9k thread split into two
not only is this tripbender here but he brought his beta orbiters with him

>reminder that tilde abuses painkillers and shoplifts

he writes about it on his blog

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Downloaded the first 4 Sharpe episodes and the last 4 Sharpe episodes bevause i only have space for 8 on my phone

have a 9 hour train journey tomorrow ill try to watch them in

>>77807127
>not liking the new /brit/ thing
Fuck off to r9k

>>77807162
>he
>his
>him
fuck off you bellend

Got called a nonce on /r9k/.

>>77807156
just eat it and snoof a lil bump

Literally 1 idiot samefagging all the replies for that r9k trip

>>77807146
Don't care about some fucking r9k mong fuck off and stop samefagging

got called a beta orbiter in /brit/

the 'kcupid profile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVmI0w_FP8o

>>77807185
fuck off len

how many brussels sprouts could you carry at once

ah yes leftypol invasion in the afternoons

now a fucking autistic r9k invasion

Fucking hell do you cunts have to ruin everything

Just out of jail

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cornwall lads

I'm off to bed lads, don't wanna see any of the nonce tranny shit when I wake up mmkay xx

>>77807185
Prove it lad.

>>77807174
good lad

>>77807229
at least 3 i reckon

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xD

>>77807185
false

r9k invasion

report it and ignore it
replying will only provoke them

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>>77807150
love corbyn, nigel and brexit
hate pakis, londoners and theresa
simple as

Hello lads, just lying down doing the crossword with my girlfriend. Think you could help us out?

A set of type of one particular face and size (4 letters)

Thoughts?

>>77807253
>I wish Tilde would message me like this

>>77807009
That fucking mobile phone.

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>>77807269
>>>/out/

got called a bully on curiouscat

>>77807250
where would the third one go?

>>77807273
is it a cryptic?

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>le /r9k/ boogeyman

>>77807185
you're a mong

>>77807261
How exactly is it an invasion? Because a handful of lads aren't spamming poo?

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>>77807269
stellar post

>>77807286
imagine the sadcase behind stuff like this lol

who /nottingham/ here?

>>77807005
>all those votes for fight club
christ

>>77807273
>with my girlfriend

fuck off you normie

Q: What do you call a Chinese person with Down Syndrome?

A: a mong Wong

>>77807295
Nope, regular

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>>77807316

>tfw I'm in bed by myself right now instead of cuddling with tilde
;_;

>>77807273
Font, you drongo

Which one of you lads hacked HBO?

Why is Villa Park in such an uncomfy place lads?

Absolutely crawling with rapists, pedos and pakis

Everyone knows it too

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>normaloids buy windows 10

christ

>>77807322
it's the only one I've seen simple as

>>77807342
Yes I know, but what's the answer?

>>77807346
youre pointing to yourself, theresa

>>77807283
What model is that even?

>>77807349
Been there twice for the footy. Completely different country. Certainly not mine.

>>77807349
Shut up Hayd

>>77807349
Not a nice thing to say May

alri liam

Fuck off tod

>>77807354
virgin

my name jeff

>>77807354
ah yes, the virgin post

check your cognitive privilege lads

>>77807009
Bedlet

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>August 2017

>>77807317
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY5jA_HWr9c

wanked again

Can't sleep so going to listen to some nine inch nails

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>>77807390

just a brief reminder that you've not beat us in a league match for 12 years X

Brit soldier joined my work. Nice fella but I'm very wary of him

Brtisies....

BRITSIESSSS....

WAKEY WAKEY FOR WAGEY WAGIES IN 7 HOURS

Nip and a punch for the first of the month :D

TILDE LASS. I MISS U X

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demeaning job interviews where you feel like human cattle edition

>>77807453
why's that mate

>>77807453
pop bubble wrap near him, see if it gives him flashbacks

used to do that to an ex-military co-worker for a laugh and it freaked him out thinking it was gunfire. think he had PTSD

>>77807482
always feel like human cattle anyway tbqh

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>>77807482
got one of those in 10 hours time

>>77807489
I'm an Irish Republican

>>77807453
Is he siphoning shit for the IRA?

>>77807482
I've got a retail one in 5 hours

>>77807416
i can't stand how people spend thousands on a computer so they can show it off to strangers on the internet

>>77807482
>>77807509
FONT

New thread:
>>77807517
>>77807517
>>77807517

paris-new york by car will be possible in 2040

>>77807482
You should consider yourself lucky. Romans had to take it up the arse when they were speaking to their superiors.

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>tries not to play identity politics
>two muslim men of the identical demographic rape a girl in the same night
>days after muslim men harass police investigating the rape with bats
>all happens in a tiny district with a large muslim population

hmm

>>77807505
Excellent post, lol

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>I'm an Irish Republican