/brit/

anime

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Wells

honestly just need to remove london from the UK, not like that third world shithole contributes to the economy

normies?
nah mate, not a fan.

friendly reminder that matching ugly birds on tinder lowers your internal rating and you won't be shown to the good looking girls anymore

muslims should be treated as dregs

business idea: /brit/ general in /jp/ where we just talk about british culture

that should put the wind RIGHT up those squinty-eyed jannies they have over there

tilde

>>77801860
haha

>>77801859
amazing how much that looks like the village from hot fuzz

Donald blunpf has DONE IT now lads he's literally gonna be impeached this time for sure

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>>77801827

>>77801860
this

bulldoze greater london and turn it into farmland

just got 90 kills in verdun lads

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who /ugly/ here

4 girls gave me their number in asda then I shagged another girl behind the petrol station on the way out. don't know how people can be virgins in 2017.

>>77801895
nah

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>honestly just need to remove london from the UK, not like that third world shithole contributes to the economy

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hmmm

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imoeuwcnpeajju9ihc dojoidnullludddd trumlermlimlubnfffff fNOWWWI_NO*NOWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!!!

>>77801803
>>77801846
don't believe EVERY titbit about the continent having greener grass

>>77801890
kill yourself

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desperate for a paid fuck

>>77801659
who's this

Lad what are the best answers for the McDonald's situational awareness test?

>>77801895
used ta be
turns out i was just a late bloomer and ting - took me a bare while to hit puberty compared to the mandem

i look well peng now, innit

>>77801907
hello paki

>>77801909
huffing and puffing

>>77801926
some slag

>>77801864
its not like good looking birds match with me anyway so it does not matter

how do you even get matches on tinder? i get told i am good looking in real life but barely any girls match with me. maybe its because all my pics are selfies

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>>77801859
>smallest city in England
went to the 3rd smallest on the weekend, was lovely

>>77801930
do you want fries with that?

>>77801931
OMG are you pengest munch?? that lad was SO FUNNY

*preaches about tolerance and acceptace whilst simultaneously advocating for the most violent and oppressive religion on earth*

what am i lads haha

>>77801859
me roasting my bollocks over the fire top left

never seen lord of the rings

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Well?

>>77801909
my password is 14 numbers

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Love black culture

>>77801930
why do shitty jobs like fast food and shelf stacking have stupid tests to do

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>talking to cute girl
>lots of pics with good looking bloke
>get a bit anxious
>go onto his ig
>he's gay

Really dodged a bullet there lads

>>77801970
a strawman caricature

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Hi! How's it goin Britbros ^_^

>>77801985
basic filtering system for the absolutely laziest and inept of society

pickle rick

>>77801958
have good pics, make sure your bio mentions your height and only swipe right on girls you're actually interested in

gf hasn't really texted me today :(

red it

>>77801985
same as every company
HR department justifying their jobs

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thoughts?

>>77802020
mine hasn't texted me in a month mate (since she split up with me haha)

>>77802008
surely a captcha would accomplish the same thing?

Ted Cruz is alright actually, I'd be happy for him to be the next President in 2024

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need to move to the 'burgh

poo

>>77801979
>he does the anxious oversecure virgin password

>>77801994
link to his instagram?
(not joking)

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hm

>>77802035
tbqh would not appreciate some mong filming me eat either

>>77802041
I'm already here

>>77802037
why'd she dump you x

>>77802055
wtf I'm muslim now

kill all non-believers

>>77802020
heyy x

chad doesn't need a pass on his phone, doesn't care if his bird finds out he's texting other girls, just makes her try harder to keep him

>>77802055
we've really been had there boys

Why is Edinburgh so vastly superior to every other city in the UK?

>>77802018
what is considered a good pic? i look good in my pic but they are selfies

im only 5 ft 8 though so why would i mention my height? lol

i would virtually never get a match if i only matched with girls i am interested in

>>77802041
fancy moving up together lad? been tempted myself. not bent and only 30% autistic as a bonus too

was reading something in the metro earlier about "islamophobia across the world" and they were talking about africans in africa and muslims in the middle east. Europe? the far right...

>>77802079
>im only 5 ft 8 though so why would i mention my height? lol

ah maybe just delete the app then

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>im only 5 ft 8

Here
>>77802033
>>77802033
>>77802033

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anime

>>77802040
Lyin' Ted, also known as The Zodiac, is nothing but a groveling sycophantic leech. Sad!

>>77802035
Taylor's too busy with the race struggle to give a shit about this chink shit.

>>77802068
we didn't really connect fully and I guess she got a bit bored of that. Couldn't say for sure though.

Knew it wasn't meant to be but still miss her :S

Will almost certainly bump into her at a festival next week...

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you arrive in doncaster

big fan of brap posting

>>77802103
no thanks

the /r9k/ inGAYsion didn't last long

>>77802079
>i'm only 5'8

ahaha
find it really funny that men that small exist

>>77802100
why? its still taller than most birds and most lads i know who are 5 ft 7-8 have no problem getting sex.

not a fan of this living gimmick

>go to the job center
>ask to apply for disability benefits
>They ask me how I'm disabled
>say "well I'm 5'6"
>they tell me that's not a disability

the absolute STATE of this country

>>77802018
would like to see what the average (straight) guy's profile entails desu

My bio is blank, maybe I should mention that i'm 6'2

I'm also quite athletic but none of my pictures show that.

>>77802137
I'm 5'6 if that'll make you giggle

need freedom of speech for the mandem

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The gf

>>77802142
I have a radical soution, wanna hear it?

>>77802105
me on the right

>>77802138
90% of girls would tower over you in heels lad

>>77802153
>center
FOY

>>77802114
she was basically the only celebrity to stay out of the election last year
i admire her for that
i bet hillary was offering her a massive amount of money to tell her fans to vote for her

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ah yes

>>77802153
>center
FOOOOOOYYYYYYY
FOYO
FOYOYOY
FOY

>>77802179
she voted trump

>tfw 5'8
>tfw had lots of sex
you just gotta be urself and make sure that urself is actually really attractive

>>77802186
link to vid please

Changed my fantasy team formation to 6-3-2

>>77802084
yeah go on then mate

>>77802205
FONT

>>77802213
why?

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>>77802186

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hmm

lauren southern gf

>>77802168
not true. the average female height is only 5 ft 4.

>>77802137
its only 1 inch under average. calm down

>>77802245
jooooooooooost

>fantasy football

ah yes, runtius maximus

Back from work and it's amazing how whites can tell I'm honorary white

It's the explanation as to why they keep talking to me

>>77802245
she's used to playing n64

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>>77802248

>>77802275
edgy

willy's gone all hard
need a succ

>>77802275
what a pandering thot

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/simpsons-world-website-to-let-you-watch-all-522-episodes-of-cartoon-online-on-demand-9620337.html

jealous as fuck of yanks right now

>>77802292
don't look at me

>>77802245
she's probably looking for the touchpad which is understandably difficult to distinguish

anyone below 6'2 should consider suicide

*sucks the danish lad's willy*

honestly hate my life

>>77801827
https://kotchan.org/chat/int#General

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lmfao

>>77802292
coming over in march ;)

stop killing the mandem

>>77802307
you realise it's a piece of piss to stream them right?

>>77802266
Not seen you post for a while. Everything going alright lad?

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thoughts?

@307
don't care

The state of lanklets. Prime height is 6ft, everyone knows this. Too lanky and you can't build muscle

*cums*

>>77802335
not a chance

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI

*pulls trigger*

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>>77802320
>tfw 6'3"

>>77802307
you can torrent all the good series in no time

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>>77802360
ok little guy

>>77802320
everyone should consider suicide
it's good to know your options

>>77802385
>all the good series
so none of them

*swallows your hot semen*

>>77802350
My trial is on Thursday

Can't post much with a job, not that many here would know anything about that

*pats you on the head*

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ah yess

>>77802352
explain

>>77802374
'dit music

>>77801799
https://youtu.be/c65YKW2Gm_Q

you're a big guy

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>>77802397
edgy

>>77802397
rasheed

business idea: start my own bank then just rob it

>>77802339
what are you doing in the 'mark anyway

Can hear trains at night but live nearly 2 miles away from the station

>>77802352
source please
and on the other one

like this guy but have not seen this vids befoe

actually crying with laughter reading /GoT/

>>77802434
nigger

>>77802360
>tfw 6'2" and otter-mode

;^)

the simpsons has never been funny. it has always been the worst of yank humour.

>>77802386
stop bragging about something you never earned. you just got lucky lad.

>>77802447
Why? It's a cancerous general

>>77802443
who's the swiper now? ...

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>nigger

>>77802447
What's funny?

>>77802479
everything my friend

>>77802407
"ah yess" what

>>77802442
stag weekend

>>77802477
nigger

going to bed

>>77802423
what does that mean?

>>77802445
https://www.youtube.com/user/LAHWF/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid

>>77802463
seasons 3-8 are good

>>77802447
I'm looking at it but I don't see anything funny.

>>77802463
wrong

>>77802491
Deano

>>77802517
>season
FOY

>>77802532
it's an american show you retard. it's called a season

>>77802499
bit early

>>77802517
>seasons
FOY

>Israeli-made Sewage-stinking Weapon Not Smelly Enough to Deter Indian Protesters

lol

>>77802543
>show
FOY

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hmmmmm

>>77802215
nice one, gimme a text when you fancy it

The post popular typeface in britian was designed be a paedophile

>>77802543
>season
FOY

been quite enjoying GoT so far but that Jon/Dany scene had terrible dialogue, like they were reading scripts from different scenes

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>>77802588

>>77802588
appalling spelling

>>77802588
???

>>77802563
what the hell is going on over there

The most popular book in Arabia was written be a paedophile

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did a poo lads

how does it feel that princess diana was a coalburner?

>>77802588
I didn't know your dad was a typographist

>>77802623
>Chinese Soldiers Entered Uttarakhand's Barahoti Last Week: Home Ministry Officials

cheeky little border dispute

>>77802084
>not bent and only 30% autistic as a bonus too

how embarrassing that you have to append this your post

is the faggotry really that rampant on your island

>>77802644
mildly arousing

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you've arrived in the northern powerhouse

why are comedians always atheists and why do they always attack christianity

Never left preston. Don't give a toss about anything outside its borders.

>>77802644
burn the coal, pay the toll

wew lads, zinc tablets give you mad dreams

>piloting a boat down a huge rapid river through the middle of a metropolis, catching 100ft+ of air and shit

Was insane, next up

>having some bizarre dinner with a qt girl and her family in some aristocratic family house, most vivid emotions/discussion you can imagine (though I can't remember the detail now)

A+ would recommend

>>77802644
Sweden is like trump after leaving the Paris climate agreement, there's so much coal being burnt

>>77802105
go on...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Gill

interesting read

>>77802685
reddit-tier joke

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don't be afraid to catch fish

>>77802054
https://www.instagram.com/chadgmcbee/

>>77802684
Imagine a world without zinc...

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why do people waste money travelling when they could be climbing the housing ladder

>>77802633
post another cat webm

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>>77802644
>if princess diana wasn't assassinated, she would have given birth to a mixed race baby

dr pavel

>>77802729
hmmmmm i'll consider it

>>77802684

take ZMA and melatonin together lad

>>77802715
reddit tier flag you kike nonce

love it when supermarkets reduce the price of stuff when the display by date is up

Got TWO sirloin steaks from sainsburys for £3.20, just eaten one and it was fantastic. Love food.

>>77802720
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWTAm_1gb26/?taken-by=chadgmcbee
ah here enough of that. fucking bellend

>>77802778
post tummy

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thoughts?

what the fuck lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuepdERmtTw

playing train simulator 2017

>>77802725
>Ince
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t.Wigginer

just ate 3/4ths of a caramel shortcake

now feeling disgusted at myself.

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Bought a liquid multivitamin because the bottle looked good. It's dark brownish green

>>77802839
post belly

>>77802794
'ce

>>77802851
would unironically prefer the pint

>>77802839
that's funny, I just ate a whole one and I'm considering wandering to tesco for more chocolate

>>77802874
im not that fat.

just once a week or so ill eat too much of a sweet thing. the rest of the week i'll usually successfully abstain and eat very healthy food.

>he eats refined sugar

H O W L I N G

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me the cat

dog the yank who wants me to post another cat webm

>>77802884
that was probably about 10 quid knowing stadium prices

>>77802794
nonce

What's your BMI lads

some right fat bastards ITT

>>77802916
nice reddit filename nancy boy

>>77802930
I'm 190cm and 76kg, can't be fucked working it out

>>77802921
me heeming the fag

>>77802930
22 :3

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any arse man in

>>77802921
me vs leftypol

Cracking new McDonald's advert

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b17t6aBpeR

>>77802930
80

>>77802965
fucking hell you absolute skeleton

i'm 188cm and 80kg and consider myself to be a skinny runt

post arms

Guy at work noted he didn't see me at the pub for monthly free drinks with work colleagues

>>77802921
wonder what that was all about

>>77802930
105

>>77802930
>>77802965

I checked, apparently it's 21

*whispers the n word*
Hehehe

Haven't seen a TV advert in 2+ years lel

>>77802930
26

>>77802921

context?

>>77802851
>>77802884
he also drops his phone when he jumps over and then walks off without it lmao

>>77802965
I'm 185 and 70kg
even if I worked out I dont think I have enough on me to put on muscle

>>77802930
31.3

>>77803003
they're pale and skinny, I think you can imagine them

I can throw an alright punch though when I have to

>>77802930
I'll give you a clue it's 22

>>77803023

Pineal status: oozing DMT

>>77802965
kek im 183 and 81

nigger

shame /trans/ is always dead

some good lads there who talk football

if i mentioned football here, it'd be wasted on u autistic spackers

>>77803038
I'm 175 and 64KG

I'm also trans

>>77803038
>enough on me

what does that mean? Just eat more if you want to build muscle.

what is the virgin drink?

I'm 5'6 and 13 stone of pure muscle

could heem the FUCK out of anyone ITT

Fancy a vaporized jaw? come see me xx

>>77802930
188cm
85kg
Ottermode

>>77803084
fizzy drinks

>>77803074
*pays for your treatment through my taxes even though the science/medical approach behind 'transgenderism' is highly questionable at best*

>>77803063

Literally me what the fuck

weighed myself yesterday and was 81.0kg

189cm
81.5kg

>>77803071
True

I get banned on sight there so I can't post anymore

Might risk it on a down day

>>77803077
don't really like eating large meals

>>77803084
water

>>77803071
swansea are shite

what would you do if you met a girl who was absolutely amazing in every way, exactly your type, liked you for you, felt totally comfortable being yourself around her etc

but then you get her home and she has a dick

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>>77802979

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>>77803084

19cm

>>77802930
175cm
80kg

18% body fat
can lift over 1/2/3/4

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>>77802958
foy

>>77803071
i'm a liverpool man myself

>>77803084
Hobgoblin

Deano drinks: flavoured cider, Desperados, Peroni in bottles, Carling

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the worst kind of snap

>>77803071
football is for brainlets

t./cric/

>>77802979
amy is peng

>>77803084
>>77803100
>>77803114
>>77803139
>>77803157

strongbow dark fruits

>>77803165
alri panjeet

>>77803168
>peng
nigger

>>77803091
being big does not mean you can fight lad. i reckon i could easily beat you.

>>77803111
you learn to

Tbqh i'd eat even more than I do (2900kcal a day) if it wouldn't make me fat

>>77803120
suck it

need a weewee but flatmate is taking a long bath

>>77803216
>only having one toilet in your house

the fuck?

>>77803107
how come? :(

>>77803116
>pl team
>shite

umm no sweetie, it's the best league in the world la'

>>77803154
how u feel about coutinho?

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>ShariaWatch
>UKIP
Are they all run by Jews or why are they getting at poor PeterSweden?

Also what's "HNH" in the context of UK, Muslims, Jews, Racism, Boats, Europe, Peters or Swedens

>>77803260
he clearly said /flat/mate

Sam Shepard's died, cannot believe it

watched a few episodes of rick and morty and it kind of reminds me of futurama except less funny and more reddity

>>77803281
>HNH
High and Horny i think

pay attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0MGkAvT4vI

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>I can throw an alright punch though when I have to

need a new

>>77803309
he's pretty big

need a black gf

>>77803395
for you

>>77803307
watching this.

proper mental that you're actually buying into this cult.

suck me

>>77803444
>>77803444
>>77803444

The blonde British guy was taking constant jabs at me trying to put me down in the social circle both before and after the girls showed up, but especially after. At first I was really chill with it, either agreeing and amplifying or just flat out ignoring him. This guy's shittalk wouldn't end and he started doing it more and more often, so as we kept playing drinking games and he showed no signs of letting up I was getting slightly irritated. As the night went on this guy kept taking shots at me and I guess he noticed that it begin having an effect, I left to take a bunch of pisses (I pee a lot when I drink beer) and with each time I left got progressively physced myself out and got more pissed. After a certain point I was pretty much fuming, so I sat next to him.
It'd be good to note that despite the fact that this guy was trying so hard to establish himself at the top of the group he exhibited a bunch of other subtle beta qualities--couldn't hold eye contact with me that sort of shit, so he probably was putting on a huge ass facade.
Anyway I sat next to him and low and behold the retard said something to my face, couldn't believe his audacity really.
Here is where it started going downhill really fast for me.
I nodded and smiled in a really threatening evil grin kind of way and said something along the lines of "oh yah? Talking a lot of shit there are you?"
I don't remember what he said but it obviously wasn't something that pleased me. I swooped my arm around his neck with soooper speed and pulled him down in a rough headlock (I've done a lot of combat sports in the past so my technique was tight). I pulled him down to my thighs and kept him in place for a few seconds despite his resistance just to make him feel at my mercy but then let go when I realized I was making a scene, like a bunch of people at the table were like "WOAHHH"

>>77803467
>>77803453
rookie error

>>77803280
Mod hates me for being trans