Anarcho-fascism edition
Is this the new meme ideology?
anime please
>>77798668
*forces your head*
anime
>>77798585
>Anarcho-fascism
Nice contradiction.
anthony scaramucci fired lads
Covfefe
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?smprod=nytcore-ipad&smid=nytcore-ipad-share
it's over drumpthf is finished this time
dawkins is so based
The London Borough of Newham is the acid attack capital of the country
Also the local authority with the lowest percentage of White British (16%)
Just a coincidence though x
hate it when you come to /brit/ because you had a specific thing to post but then you get distracted by someone else's post and reply to it and then you forget what you came to /brit/ to post
>>77798672
>i alternate between trash and worthwhile literature
maybe just skip the trash la, don't exactly have an infinite amount of time
Lads I need some advice.
>back to college soon
>10/10 girl in my philosophy class
>she seemingly took a liking to me
>always laughing at my jokes
>one time came up to me and hugged me and gave me her coat because I was moaning it was cold
>another time she just sat next to me telling her friends "I'm gonna sit over here for a bit"
>after then she's not talked to me or laughed at my jokes since
I don't think I sperged , what could have possibly pushed her away?
>since then I've become anxious
>no longer the funny one in class
>I've visibly put on A LOT of weight
>become VERY spotty as well
Can I rectify this? Say I starved myself, how much weight could I theoretically lose by then?
>>77798688
Good choice in anime
what ends you reppin?
>>77798764
did he join ISIS?
>>77798573
>>77798688
fuck off ebin
>>77798758
fuck off child
>>77798764
me on the right
>>77798779
... scoochie nasheed ... team moose executing neighbours ... 31st july 2017 ...
>>77798764
is he in a gang now
just going kfc now, anyone wanna meet? got cigs and (warm) lager in the car
>>77798770
>most diversity
>>77798761
fuck off ebin you nonce
...To swipe down, you must first swipe up...
>>77798770
YEss!!! Most bus lanes!!! :'DD
>>77798764
mmmm someone bubble this
turning 23 in a few days
even when i was a kid i thought i'd have been dead by now
>>77798829
which kfc?
>>77798810
swipe down inshallah
>>77798770
Worst truancy represent
>>77798758
Lose weight lad. Stop letting your entire self esteem be dictated by women for fucksake
>>77798770
>living in london
absolute fucking STATE
>>77798856
this one lad
miss ebin and tilde I do
4chan has warped my attention span
>>77798758
>back to college soon
cant believe theres 17 years old here
>>77798895
doxxed, pizzas are on the way
who the fuck are ebin and tilde
>>77798926
the best posters on /brit/ and /britfeel/
don't fall for the memes
>>77798951
never seen them before
>>77798770
>Havering
>Best: most pensioners
>Worst: least ethically diverse
I think they got that the wrong way round.
>drumpf
>>77798869
>>77798926
britfeel losers
>>77798914
Does this girl realise she is posing in a sexually provocative manner and revealing her undergarments to the camera?
I would like to have sexual intercourse with this female.
>>77798918
My third year.
>>77798926
an autist and a tranny
>>77798951
>/britfeel/
Reminder that /brit/ is a normie general.
Virgins and NEETs are not permitted to post in this thread.
Thank you for your understanding
>>77799014
thought college was 2 years long
>>77798973
>hire a new PR guy
>sack him the next week
he just doesn't give a fuck
reckon aisha gani is the worst buzzfeed writer
her or the gay bloke who constantly writes really explicit gay sex articles
>>77798926
some nice tripfriends from /britfeel/
>>77799035
If you don't fuck up. I'm gonna be here for FOUR years.
>thought college was 2 years long
>>77799040
I don't know any buzzfeed writers
think I have depression
don't want to go to the doctors about it though since they'll just give me pills that don't work and make me go to therapy that doesn't work
miss tilde I do
>>77798585
*throws you both in the gulag*
>>77798985
no women are silly like that
>>77798761
i dont like her but she has a lot of good screenshot-opportunities in the show. what can i say
>>77799095
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
God bless Xi Jinping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQtlp_aCyqM
putting the kettle on anyone want anything
*blocks your path*
>>77799085
>don't want to go to the doctors about it though since they'll just give me pills that don't work and make me go to therapy that doesn't work
........yeh, grow the fuck up.
>he doesn't like anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahOeII79D8Y
love the way this one starts off x
miss ebin and tilde I do
>>77798758
you have to make an impact mate, do something that she'll remember like turning up soaking wet, trust me
anyone actually been to any kinda dating/speeddating event
*opens a bottle of lucozade*
*splashes your face with acid*
get fucked opp
the absolute STATE of President Fart's Shite House
ebin please come back
>>77799163
a hot water please
you probably a shia innit
>>77799203
youre asking in the wrong place mate
love the melancholic undertone of tim's existence
simple as
>>77799169
rude
>>77799209
the fuck did you just say about are tim's tummy?
>>77798770
>most diversity is a strength
Huh?
>>77799170
can we please stop posting pictures from random teenage girls twitter accounts please?
It's noncey and not right.
>>77799239
fuck off, /brit/ is a normie general you abnormal /r9k/ runt
https://youtu.be/V_RO0UscL1I
nice little choon
>>77799163
yeah, pour it all over my cock and bollocks if you don't mind lad x
>>77799040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkXK95R5zSw
this is the only Buzzfeed reporter i know.
Sam Hyde destroys his dreams
>>77799268
make me
>>77799239
i mean one would think so but so many people clear talk about their "normal" lives. I'm so fucking desperate to meet people that i'm even considering cancerous speed dating.
t. london
>>77799170
hate this puffy faced maltese slag
>>77799220
>insulting Pooshitdent Toilet Bog Fart, 45th Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica, Cummandump in Queef and resident of the White Porcelain Outhouse
have some fucking respect
>>77799326
>reddit spacing
kill yourself
>>77799040
>the gay bloke who constantly writes really explicit gay sex articles
link? x
>>77799294
I have literally never not laughed at a ballbusting post. Every fucking time
>>77799333
would spend an eternity in a gulag just to watch her strip over skype on a dial up connection
>>77799337
Bit harsh
i made the first /brit/ thread ever
often chuckle at you runts screaming at each other about which one of you invented a certain gimmick when none of you would even be here without me
>>77799268
how do you know its a teenage girl?
>>77799334
it's called Tinder mate
>>77799345
>reddit spacing
hello 2016 redditor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbn1tUCcEJc
100k views mind
rattled the cages of some y/an/ks
>>>/an/2444235
>>77799347
https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry
just started the 31st book of the year - North Korea - State of Paranoia
don't think i'll beat the 57 read last year
>president toilet bog fart
xDDDDDDD poo xDDDDDD wee wee xDDDDD
>>77799370
When exactly did you make it? Month and year
>>77799370
/brit/ was happening for years earlier on /sp/ before the janny came along
>>77799403
nerd
couple of pposts in here that're giving me the fear
non rustlers group plebs BTFO
drumpfelstiltskin
>>77799381
i tried it got .3 matches per 100 right swipes, never been so close to suicide
>>77799411
1st may 1707
>>77799422
Alri Sara
>britfeel losers
Let's make a sentence one reply at a time. I'll start:
Timothy
>>77799445
have you tried not being ugly
funiinfck dunalmd trunuump
aniujn fuck whiwhuuuv i v99ite oepeiiuwle
i,iencpeach8iment whe0ucnxu?
hikkkakry clintoonminn yyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss slakuyyyyyyyyyyyuyyuyyyuuhyyy
>>77799411
may 1997
remember the thread was going mad when diana died aha
>>77799414
did i mention /int/? runt
tilde come back
>>77799387
>anime and filthy frank in one video
so... much... epic
Byrne
>>77799420
'dyte
>>77799474
dies
I WANT A BRITISH BF !
>>77799496
James
tilde
>Scaramemechi out
fuck he was top banter
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the 45th Pooresident of the Poonited STATE of Arsemericaca, Toilet Bog Fart III.
*bum cheeks clap loudly*
*Hail to the Queef starts playing*
the name's byrne
tim byrne
shite
I am not drinking tonight I am not drinking tonight I am not drinking tonight
test
>>77799549
You're not tilde
I want tilde
the name's byrne
timothy james byrne flat spraklen house marlow
drew a lewd pic on ms paint
>>77799573
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT ZONE STOP ENCOURAGING THESE MONGS
shant eat anything for the rest of the week
I JUST WANT TILDE
>>77799589
nah
>>77799546
but drinking is more fun
A female hasn't looked me in the eyes in a really long time lads. Was talking to an Aussie girl the other day and actually thought she was into just because she would actually listen to me talk
favourite peep show episode?
>>77799616
the one where mark does this >>77799612
>>77799573
I'm better than Tilde
>>77799598
they look nice
Seen plenty of willies in my time, too many in fact
>>77799616
the one where he makes friends with a racist
The Farty-Shith Poosident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack, Toilet Bog Fart.
>>77799577
business idea: get tilde and ebin to come back here
I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
flat mate is blasting radio 1 top hits or some thing.
lovin it.
>>77799669
i feel like darryl represents the typical rorkeposter on /brit/ pretty well
>the only good resident poster on /brit/ is a literal african
why is this lads
any bitcoin man in
all seems to be getting a bit mad
>>77799674
I remember making this
can someone recommend a good recent horror film
why are yanks so sociopathic
>>77799598
I approve of this
tilde where are you
connor
>>>/an/2434012
LOVE this thread
>>77799701
>>77799722
BBC news March 22nd 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8WlXgxtVc
getting my daily dose lads
TILDE WHERE ARE YOU! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
>know several mid-career people in london still living in flatshares
absolute fucking STATE
>why yes m'lady, would you like to come back to my flatshare?
>>77799728
Their national motto is "fuck you, got mine"
>>77798770
Big up my man dem from Southwark, from pecknam to bermondsey respectica
how does tim get his income
ppooosiddent toiiilet bnooiiiiign fart hahhh hhainicbaniucahhhhaahahah
>>77798770
>most diversity
>most failing schools
Aaaaah yes
what was the 7 get lads
TILDE PLEASE RESPOND
>>77799756
>living in a flatshare past the age of 21
The London Experience
>mfw Tilde ignores me
TildeAnon? Are you there?
>>77799798
What is it, lad?
just woke up lads
>>77799782
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>>77799701
>>77799847
piss off you smelly little virgin
wait, anarcho-fascism? my brain is telling me this is just some meme joke since the two are complete polar opposites, but my internet experience tells me this might be a real thing.
anarcho-fascism? that exists?
/brit/? more like \SHIT\.
>>77799847
please don't leave us
/brit/ needs you
>>77799814
>>77799756
obsessed
>>77799782
he's mentioned his brother's trust fund but seemed against the idea of using it.
or maybe he doesn't have a proper income and gets bennies for being mad.
>>77799847
Ignore this bellend >>77799870
Tell me about Greggs mate
>>77799678
nICE
>>77799782
he's on the government payroll
not sure whether to get a takeaway or have a wank
>>77799847
I unironically love you.
really wouldn't mind bouncing the Bradley poster's head against the pavement
>>77799911
both
>>77799999 imminent
>fuck off back to your containment board you runt, /brit/ is for the lads
>>77798764
Looking forward to his grime career to popping, hopefully he hooks us all up with mooseys sloppy seconds
>>77799915
>the Bradley poster
people STILL think there's only one
>>77799847
fuck off and never come back
you're not welcome here dickhead
>he thinks there is one bradley poster
>>77799847
why are you so cute?
>>77799950
IGNORE THIS CUNT TILDE BOY
tay tay desu
why do lefties love islam?
>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano
>he's a Northerner
>he's a Brummie
Literally sat at my desk wheezing with laughter
>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post
>>77798585
No such thing.
>>77799894
The prices should be going up again soon desu
BANE?
NO LIKEY
>>77799999
Had a bum wank just now
bradleyposter posting from multiple devices to make people think hes not alone
7700 seguin
>>77799982
why do yanks love bringing this up
>>77799847
Don't listen to the bellends. You are always welcome here.
haha dude remember when cregg sunk those tallboys and got stuck on that boo-ey
You're a big guy
>>77799987
When. I need to be prepared for the Sausage roll revolt
>>77799847
listen to the bellends, you're never welcome here
>>77799992
>>77799871
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National-anarchism
>>77799987
I love you.
>>77799627
Which one is that? Would like to know how things worked out for him
>THE Bradleyposter
>THE
>i.e singular
Some old man crashed into my nice car and now I feel bad for giving out to him
>>77799986
as ukraine
>>77799998
REEEEEEEE
>>77799987
I hate you.
>>77799782
government pays him to get injected with weird chemicals
>>77800013
haha duuuuude that was sweeet
remember when he went jaywalking straight after too! haha
planes
Have you lads seen /soc/
Go there if you ever wanna feel better about yourself
If I had been dealt the shitty genetic hand half of those losers had been given I wouldn't be grovelling around on the internet desperately trying for attention. It's tragic.
TILDEANON I LOVE YOU
>>77800000
>>77800046
she quite literally cucks him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8
I'm the original Bradleyposter
AMA
>>77800092
trains
what's a good intro book on buddhism?
>>77800099
m-most /soc/-posters are better looking then me :(
>>77800042
The levels of stupidity...they're frying my brain.
>>77800000
good lad, what toys you got?
>still bradleyposting in the current year
>>77800106
what made you start bradleyposting
Bradleyposter here
shall never EVER reveal my secrets
>>77800112
>>77800092
why not both?
raining out lads
bradfordposter here
>>77800163
good lad
>>77800055
old bones shouldn't have been driving
think of what would have happened if his blindness caused him to drive into a busy crosswalk instead of your car
>>77800092
this 2bh
is he /ourlad/?
I started the Tim meme
ama
I think doing 2k on the rowing machine at the gym is the most satisfying thing I do there (the rest is lifting desu)
>>77800159
love annoying people desu
>he posts static Bradleys
>>77800112
My train today
>>77800190
bit gay
Anybody else get like a tingly feeling all over their body when they listen to good music or have an epiphany? I do
>>77800092
I could get on board with planes.
>>77800189
He said he forgot to put the handbrake up
To be fair he said his insurance wasn't on the car so I obviously took that as
>>77800206
>americans have to tip bus drivers and train conductors
the power of Bradley has left his critics stunned
Chief Brainlet Officer of /brit/ here, just popping in to let you know we're testing out a more aggressive expansion into the bradleyposting market. Let us know how it goes.
>>77800235
TILDE! WOULD YOU LIKE A PICTURE OF MY PENIS?
big fan of trains
>>77800240
lel oops
as he wasn't insured
It was only a tap but i only just got the thing
Bradley Walsh has that insufferable Deano quality of being clearly aware of how funny he thinks he is when he's fooling around. You can see it in his eyes
>>77800126
At least you're not making a tinder profile and desperately posting on the internet "I just want a girl to cuddle ;_;7 y dus nobody luv me, guys wuts rong with my profile pls honest rating"
*runs an IQ test on bradleyposters*
*comes out well below the national average*
hmmmmm
>>77800256
do one runt
any of you lads remember when bradders was in corrie
absolutely guffawing at this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_toyARQF96k
hi lads :)
new to the tread
time to make friends~!!
>>77800266
>actually watching The Chase
Hello literal Deano
>>77800290
>>77800290
Fuck off. I'm talking to TILDE, not you loser.
Time to heat up some of the curry I made yesterday lads
>>77800267
I don't even bother with pictures because A) I'm an uggo, and B) lack confidence
I don't really care though, I've come to terms with it
>>77800285
behold the wit of anti-bradlads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHJqLtHR8A
>>77800240
>forgot to put the handbrake up
dangerous senility
soon he'll forget he's even driving
>>77800301
All you have to do is look at one the crappy jpgs that are spammed here
77800304
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Get out of my sight.
>>77800298
hello yank
you know our relationship is forbidden here right h-haha
>>77800298
*hisses*
yank outttttt
>>77800277
>>77800277
>>77800277
>Bradleyposters
>plural
>Not realising they're all me on various devices
>>77800099
Sometimes I post my dick on /soc/.
>>77800301
my nan loves the chase
HE'S HERE
HES HERE
>>77800326
w-well if you ever change your mind..
>>77800328
*guffaws*
how.. RUDE!
>>77800314
blimey he's actually good
THE JANITOR
>>77800229
>different liveries are gay
no
>>77800351
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The main Bradley runt (the craigslist one) uses him as an avatar, which is a bannable offence, as is spamming
>richard osman is here
>>77800246
>brits have to wait a year to get a tooth pulled
>>77800311
I don't bother because I'm not sociable or outgoing at all and it all feels so fake and self-promotional.
I prefer to date person-to-person, but this leads to long dry spells where I don't meet anyone.
I'm just repulsed by these effeminate dudes who crave attention and post selfies everywhere like fucking teenage girls. They disgust me somehow. Being dependent on attention, what are you a fucking girl?
>>77800388
love a bit of bradders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvQ7yMHiuI
The confrontation attracts a large crowd to the dawa stand
they call him the quickshot...
fastest jan in the land..
ahh, the janny has fulfilled his contractual obligation of one action per day
>The main Bradley runt (the craigslist one) uses him as an avatar, which is a bannable offence, as is spamming
>>77800316
True but I still feel bad for getting mad as it was such a small crash :(
>>77800414
Janny's going to be on you like Bradley Walsh on the Chase each evening at 5.
>>77800412
no we don't
>>77800397
>tfw to smart 2 flie
>>77800099
The best thing about /soc/ is when you actually get a moderately attractive girl to post there, then the other posters become starving seagulls pecking each other to get at the crumbs. It's a very entertaining board
>>77800418
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>>77800442
9 months*
my bad
>>77800314
voice of angel x
>>77800292
that's where i knew him from
only remembered he existed thanks to the chase
>>77800472
no
I can get an appointment at my NHS dentist within a day or two
(NHS actually has upfront costs so it dissuades time wasting gits from visiting the doctor)
don't understand the dick measuring contest about healthcare
boggles the mind