/brit/

taxation is theft

alright

anime

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4v4p2ci1io5sa8r9

babestation

How's your day been lads?
Been on a road trip with the family around the countryside, stopping at nice touristy towns

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Do away with the poor.

Discuss.

shall be posting in this thread

is thailad a paedophile?

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Hmmm

>>77769175
had sex with my hand again

hej

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New Tinder profile pic.

hope the tranny mong dies of aids

>>77769255

>school of hard knocks

yeah... real enticing

new j hus is ok

>>77769335
hang yourself

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anime

does PJW have a gf?

Wish I had a brit bf who could teach me about his anime ways.

>>77769333
like how much PJW pisses people off
dislike the man himself

business idea: rob peter to pay paul

>>77769428
he's a homo

>>77769431
>brit
a real brit would not watch anime. Only burgers watch anime

>>77769490
then whatever, just hand over those sultry sexy accents

>>77769490
alri terrorist

>>77769490
As-salamu alaykum, brother

>>77769436
I don't like him because he is just a showman putting out entertainment and calling it groundbreaking political coverage. People are too retarded to understand when they are being catered to though.

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What has your experiences with dating sites/apps been like lads??????

>>77769510
you're thinking about RP or a similarly refined southern accent.

>>77769562
never used one
shan't use one
simple as

YES WE DID IT
we got that dumb cunt deleted

>>77769609
>we

>>77769562
i'm currently losing weight so I can use one without it being horribly depressing

HE

BASED JANNY

CONDUCTOR

always forget that sir spyro is on rinse on sunday evenings
he's always pulling out the best tunes

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need a short haired qt gf to cuddle

JANNYYYYYYY

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>>77769570
Specifically the southern accent but I've been watching this one Irish youtuber and I'm slowly starting to get used to the way they blatantly mispronounce a good tenth of everything they say.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77769615
yeah we. everyone who reported him

love janny
hate the tranny mong
simple as

don't see anything [deleted] lads

janny

Despise the English. Narrow shouldered wee runts

>>77769553
>>77769517
There's is probably about 10 Muslim people in Jersey

>>77769570
i'm as southern as it get #sultry

I want a cute paki gf

HE'S HERE

Despise the working class

>>77769490
post fucking machines

his nut is completely done in

>>77769609
pfft ill make another one tomorrow

they are all kuffar

anyone fancy a game of willy wars after school?

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>yank humour
dire

fucking sick of /lgbt/ leakage

any south coast man in

FUCK OFF JANNY
YOU'RE LITERALLY THE WORST JANNY IN HISTORY

I'm freaking out

>>77769672
grim little newcunt

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>so anon what do you think of immigration? It's great right?

>>77769562
used tinder for like a year, matched quite a lot, got nudes often through Snapchat but never hooked up irl. Then one day I went on a date with a match and after a few weeks of seeing her she became my gf

>>77769395
wanked to anime earlier

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Only Rasheeds are against anime, any true, patriotic /brit/ is a avid anime consumer

>>77769255
haha
*nudges /brit/ with my elbow*
more like school of lard knocks right?
*everyone has already walked off to talk to someone else so no one heard me*

>>77769689
yeah sure
what do we do?

>>77769704
It's ruining this country.

Janny
His nut done

>>77769562
have met a few girls off tinder in the uk, wouldn't say it's exactly easy for me on there though
i lived abroad for a bit tho and did well with it there

>it's a "4 hours of sleep before work" episode

getting tired of these re-runs

women should just stay in the kitchen and do their ting while us men gracefully fuck and love each other
women should only be treated as slaves while we fully enjoy human nature with our equal male counterpart

any shias in?

>thread war retards getting the actual thread deleted
>thread war retards celebrate it as some kind of """"victory""""

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>>77769716
you shouldnt

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>>77769677

Am talkin da hardest

>>77769781
early threads are not legitimate threads

they are bastard threads

>>77769672
salam alaykum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh akhi

>>77769640
Shup.

>>77769704
no one talks like this

>>77769702
I knew what you were on about you slimy little seething strayan who's only culture consists of shrimps on the barby. :)

i see the passmong is angry
the old thread is still at 298 posts

>>77769781
>creating early threads
kill yourself

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>>77769760

>it's a wagie has to get up on monday episode

ah yes, my favourite episode of them all!

>>77769822
no im not

Any mboko man in?

business idea:
refugees welcome and fuck borders and shit

but all the immigrants have to be fit birds

>>77769781
alri passcunt, don't cry

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imagine actually having a job

>>77769809
>>77769823
good little janny pets

>>77769836
hope your death is long and painful

>>77769781
give it a rest yeah tomorrows a day too

>>77769838
aye

what's the word early bird?

>>77769760
better get some sleep wagie
need to get up nice and early to work for my bennies

>>77769788
i dont actually do the fap hero thing itself its too gimmicky but the videos a good compilation regardless
https://xhamster.com/movies/3618955/fap_hero.html

is barb a waifu

based janny

please please please kill me

>>77769781
>>77769857
>defending the tranny mong
see >>77769860

>>77769886
let me finish this cuppa first x

why couldn't >>77777777 be evening time over here

>>77769886
present yourself

money dont sleep at all

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>>77769826
>>77769788
>>77769726
>>77769395

still quite pissed from my day of binge drinking

beat the friendzone without even trying, ama

>>77769907
janny rigged it in favour of yanks

anime
thoughts?

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>>77769857
I support law and order. /brit/ is like the wild west these days, could do with a lot more janny policing

I even support the page 8 rule

>>77769809
every thread in the history of brit has been early

>>77769932
reeeeeee

>>77769949
a sub's a type of sandwich though

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>>77769939
nice revisionism leftypol

>>77769949

hot

thats the joke

>>77769934
for 50 shit nonce anime theres 1 thats actually good

>>77769949
I really like sissification videos.
not gay tho

>>77769979
me on the ri-

post funny /brit/ moments

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>wears a mask
>crashes luftwaffe planes with no survivors
>get off board his plane,
>fires a flare into it to start the fire
>calls the germans in
>gets caught
What was meant by this?

am actually pretty left-wing/liberal on most issues

am just extremely anti-muslim and anything involving the propagation of anything that involves or is likely to result in the expansion of islam or muslims into the west

like walks on the beach also

>>77769999
yoiure gay

how many of you are literal virgins?

>>77770011
there's a few good /brit/ threads that have been screencapped

I move like the water, I go with the flow. I go back to old school, I go back to Rome, but this is not history it's the start of the show.
Never worry that is the way that I roll.

>>77770029
representation of my life on the left

>>77770026
what about abortion and gay marriage?

>>77770026
good lad

>>77770011
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69106266/#69106318
classic

>>77770038
I'm not illiterate but I am a virgin.

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imagine being this angry on youtube

just watched dunkirk lads
pretty kino
7.5/10 imo

>>77770039
post them

>>77770048
proper ledge xx

>>77770056
abortion is murder
gay marriage is alri

>>77770056
want to have disgusting gay sex with both

>>77770077
anyone could have written that post

>>77769175
Where did you go? I've been thinking about touring the country on my motorbike while roughing it on roadside ditches..Should be fun..

>>77770048
bit gay

7000 POSTS TO GO

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get your tims ready
get in ~2 hours

>>77770093
the official nonce position

>>77770084
didn't save them

>>77770077
Just their way of compensating for losing their hegemonic status.

>>77770113
7700

>>77770096
want to have disgusting gay sex with a fetus? ill have the rozzers called on you mate

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>>77770117
>~2 hours
wrong
it's the mong from earlier who thinks there's over 4000 posts an hour

>>77770129
did you like that video

>Ruairí

>>77770037
prove it

>>77770025
Excellent observations, lieutenant. You'll go far my boy hahaa.

*Relays information to German sleeper cell later that evening*

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>>77770105
Snowdonia lad

>>77770158
my browser doesnt load xvideos things im sorry. i dont want to fix it because pornographic videos are the devils work

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>>77770163
different spelling but still my name

28 days later is a fantastic fucking film

>>77770188
are you gay by any chance?

>>77770185
weird post in general

>>77770188
FOJF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
reminder that this bloke posts on /brit/

>>77770048
Me on the right, avoiding eye contact in an attempt to avoid having my soul siphoned through the camera lens

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business idea: go through my porn collection and cap faces for reaction images

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how much does an average motorbike cost?

i want to buy a Royal Enfield Bullet but they cost £4.6k and i dont know if thats a lot or not

>>77770218
probably got a degree in emotional science

>>77770218
proofs???

>>77770218
i support him on his quest

>>77770201
no
>>77770211
english born and bred mate sorry

>>77770238
twat

yanks will never have good tv like us

>>>/gif/11013387
>>>/gif/11013387

feel quite good
wbu

>>77770238
idiot

having ploughmans lunch but instead of onions i have apple and instead of beer i have milk

>>77770237
good idea on paper but I'm not impressed with the example you provided

challenge you to find a "not impressed" reaction face

>>77770238
Depends on the bike. But that price would be pretty average, maybe even below some Japanese 500/650cc unless they're second-hand.

Royal Enfields are manufactured in India if that means anything to you.

>>77770238
dickhead

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literally in bed

Why do Brits like to pretend as if they're still a great power and not just our satellite state?

>>77770290
Don't care.

>>77770238

moron

>>77770293
I only like porn where the girl is enjoying it but i'll have a look

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>>77770323

I'm bloody thirsty!!!!!!

>>77770303
does it matter?
is india notorious for making lowquality bikes or something?

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>>77770321

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Starting the wine drinking lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-SkuXh6JtU

banger

>>77770370
good girl

>>77770278
this has to be a parody. can't believe brits watch this on television

i only piss like twice a day but theyre always massive. is this ok

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cat wont bloody get down from the attic

ffs

mad how eminem is the only white rapper and he's literally the best

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tfw this will never be me

>>77770402
yeah imagine living in a country that produces trash TV.

>>77770321
We're a nuclear power, top 5 in the world in military

>>77770402
It's not like we don't have similar trash. *cough*nakedandafraid*cough*

>>77770416
Haha what's he doing up there?

>>77770413
sounds uncomfortable

watching rick and morty

>>77770360
>is india notorious for making lowquality bikes or something?

Depends how much you trust/like Indian manufacturing methods/standards. Lad have you watched or read up on any reviews or bike sites???

>>77770418
ummmmmm hoodie allen???????? he spits

>>77770426
can't really. HBO is the best network in the history of television

the wire and the sopranos are the two best shows that have ever been created

watching my life going down the shitter

>>77770451
same

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRnMyfeCq9M&t

WTF Britain, give cute Gymnast bf NOW!

Big 7 soon lads

>>77770481
bender

>>77770451
I am also watching Rick and Morty! What a coincidence.

>>77770471
I know
doesn't mean you don't produce a lot of shit too
naked attraction is hardly our answer to the sopranos

>>77770471
*Quotes you*
*Puts a tiny wojak brain as image*

animes unites the human race

watching my wife rub down her clitter

mad how im literally going to get the get

gonna post 'doing a poo' for >>77777777

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This is your country on Yellowstein

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How's Tim holding up, lads?

>>77770497
>>77770508
was just fishing for (You)'s desu

not sure I can be bothered to stay up for 7777777777777 get
just make sure it's a /brit/ post or I will NOT be happy in the morning

wee wee bum poo

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Screeching that septic mongs actually think they're "in charge"
Here boy they're buying yellowcake in I̶r̶a̶q Iran, go fetch

love pickle rick

Saw a skinny cunt wearing a Rick and Morty t shirt just the other day. For context, it was in fucking Belfast. I hate yanks and their awful shows

what shall I type for the get

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at the club lds

wore a rick and morty shirt in belfast the other day

love rick and morty I do

>>77770543
Ah yes, the real Angrylad hours
*yawns loudly*

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can we all agree this image deserves to get the get?

the get is still at least 45 minutes away you cretins

>>77770465
Saw him live twice, the second time I fingered a 15 year old in the crowd
For that he will always be my guy

>>77770555
poo poo, wanky wank wank, poo mcpoo

>>77770555
sue

American TV is better than British TV unless you're 60 years old and watching inspector frost or father brown

>>77770579
NONCE

When I say rick
you say

don't mind me
just getting 77777777

https://youtu.be/8FreuWDJKaw

morty

Gonna go masturbate. Thinking of you x

>>77770579
highly inappropriate

>>77770598
moranis

*burps* gods not real morty

Number wizard will get the get.

>>77770604
Did she get implants?

>>77770604
that filter makes it look like godrays is turned off

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ah yes, the world reknowned australian tv industry

practice run:

don't mind me
just getting 77770636

>>77770660

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testing my prediction skills

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parked the beast down by greggs

>he's an atheist
Ah yes, I tip my mustache at you.

>>77770645
appalling effort

sucking off a fat nigger tonight lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdnmT_7gLE

>>77770638
Good show tbf

biggle rig

starting to hate the things I've always loved cause I feel they've led me to where I am now

We're like 7000 posts away from the get you mongs so please shut the FUCK up about it

>>77770690
alri

practice run:

don't mind me
just getting 77770686

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hmm

>>77770681
like yer ma?

>>77770638
What made these stupid pricks at the BBC think that this unfunny colonist pisswank should be marketed to UK viewers

>>77770689
reckon your script needs some work

@77770720

oh shit, the get is coming up innit

practice run:
don't mind me
just getting >>77770745

>>77770694
and?? we all know crackers stole it

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Can't stop eating this shit

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looooooooooooooool this show is so funny

do I have time for a wank before the get?

Had it up to HERE with these fucking pakis

*raises hand above head*

business idea: rapidly increase our posting rates to make the get come sooner

fuck whitey

It’s not fast but power is up from about 22bhp to a more useful 27bhp, and because the construction is modern, you can make full use of the bike for long periods, such as a steady 75mph on a motorway, without constantly checking your mirror to see if there’s a piston flying out of the back.

Economy is as vintage as ever, with Enfield claiming 80mpg, although gentle riders will be able to cram even more miles into a gallon.

It’s now viable as an everyday commuter bike, which the old one wasn’t unless you didn’t mind wielding spanners every other evening, and if you’re prepared to think and ride a little laterally, this is a realistic and infinitely more characterful alternative to a scooter or bland commuter bike.

There are some allowances you must make, like never being in a hurry because the engine doesn’t like, or reward, higher revs. The front disc brake, while far better than old-fashioned drums, stops you without feeding back much information.

The suspension is improved but still rather crude, and the riding position is a dated foot-forward, hands-forward stance, but this is as much charm as fault. Build quality isn’t to Japanese standards either – expect to deal with various niggles during your tenure.

So maybe this is a revival after all. The old Bullet was being killed off by modern regulations, and this new one brings all the charm and character back, as well as the authenticity of following on directly and being made in the same factory, by the same workers. A slice of history, new and with a warranty.

going for a poo

>7000 posts away

going to watch a film and come back

>>77770764
shall I start reposting shit from old threads again?

>>77770749
can't even begin to imagine the creature that watches this and is entertained by it

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>>77770481
He's adorable

>>77770696
she passed away years ago. well before any possible culpability

>>77770818
poo poo pee pee piss wank bum

>>77770777

State of you losers concerned with a post number. Get a life.

Someone star a new.

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>>77770769
I wouldn't go as far as to say that. They're alright.

LOVE history

Used to love ancient history but gone off it now. Enjoy from around 800CE up to the end of ww2

it was predetermined >>77770844

Has anybody calculated the time it's going to take?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4

head lice looks disgusting as hell

>>77770842
Yeah about 4 minutes I reckon

Irish people irl are much nicer than Irish people on 4chan. They also don't hate Americans and are even somewhat interested in their Irish heritage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg

cute

>>77770810
wtf didnt even notice that tat before

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>77770842
about 4 years

>4 or 5am
Don't know if I can make it lads, usually stay up to 3 anyway but I have to do legs at gym tomorrow

>>77770882
>>77770882
>>77770882
new

>>77770881
Yeah he tattoos are shit but he's still cute

>>77770896
yea would still hug him after ye good ol' bumfuck

>>77770842
4am

friend did mdma 4 times last week

opinions?