Rick and Morty edition
sue
BOOM, BIG REVEAL
>State of you losers concerned with a post number. Get a life.
need a qt short haired gf to cuddle
>I don't rate Rick & Morty
Someone explain to me why yanks post here again?
Is it just that we're English speaking?
yall know what midwest is?
young and restless
watching some frozen planet before bed
find it a bit mental that maggots are used to clean off someone's open wound
Christ what a shit OP, please go back to plebbit if you find shit like that funny
Any Tim man in?
Rick and Morty is the most cancerous thing possible
Why the fuck does it exist
why are southerners throwing acid into each other's faces all of a sudden?
>>77770932
that pic is exactly the person i picture who would watch rick and morty
>MFW wage cuck who has to go to work tomorrow
Who here NEET?
Reckon it's cruel to keep most animals as pets EXCEPT dogs because they were bred to live with humans
what was his fucking problem?
*gets a life*
ok now what?
love rick and morty
>>77770937
British guys are sexy.
wish i was super jacked
just feel like it would make my life a lot better
a lot of stuff that is weird or cringey for a normal person to do is 'alpha' and hilarious if a jacked dude does it
but natty lifting is a very slow process
If you're from Dorset/Wilts you have to go to bed now
anime
>>77770982
Amazing film, monumental
the get will be in the next brit thread
just been offered £100 if I can secure the get as an advertisement for a company that I won't name just yet
>me and the brit lads
too many benders in here now, im out
didn't know Kyrgyz girls were so cute
only seen 3 subtitled films in their entirety
>>77771049
FOY
>>77771049
FOY
>>77770949
More like overweight and middle aged.
>NL Central
Hahaha *tags Deano*
Having a great time on holiday
>>77771058
all films I watch are subtitled or I refuse to watch them
>>77771057
you mean you didn't realise they were chinks you pathetic weeb nonce
she's VILE
>>77771057
central asian girls are very very cute
*dabs
I SAID, ANY TIM MAN IN?
>>77770974
A new face lift surgery developed specifically for the English.
>>77771087
Ah, Lewis!
Hello there!
Went for a Chinese "massage" on Friday. the masseuse was a pretty young Chinese lass. She lubed up her index finger and what followed was what I imagine it's like when you're fresh meat in prison and Big Bubba - who runs the joint - corners you in the showers.
>>77771057
central asia is such a weird place
It's Always Reddit in Philadelphia
>>77771009
Been lifting for 6 years and come to the enlightened position that the time and effort is only worth it for yourself, it's not worth it if all you want to do is improve other people's opinions of you
get will be during aryas sex scene in got tonight
>It's Always Reddit in Philadelphia
RUMP
ROAST
if i get the octets then i get a qt chinese boyfriend who will love me unconditionally for the rest of my life
Too srunk to reply
Sex is so fucking weird when you think about it for a bit
>yank humour
dire
>>77771167
Why do they always have fucked up hairlines?
yanks are so fucking weird when you think about it for a bit
>>77771171
>You will never have her sit on your face
Why live?
>>77771187
not really
kissing is though
anything is weird when you think about it for a bit
>>77771195
>they
You're one of us brochacho
>>77771188
I concur.
>>77771195
übermensch genetics
>tfw on holiday and have to have gay Spanish flag for next 3 weeks
>>77771200
thought japs and chinks loved cats
>>77771221
Dogs [X]
Cats [ ]
Ass [X]
Tits [ ]
simple as
>>77771246
for dindin
>>77771246
They misread the map and thought it was "which would you rather eat".
>>77771171
really don't see how people find that attractive
If you do, you've been brainwashed by the cultural marxist media in to believe ugly things are beautiful
>>77771151
I've fucked her
>>77771266
it is disgusting
friend did mdma 4 days in a row last week
opinions?
its actually retarded how i think i am in any way capable of getting a gf when i stay up late just to witness a get on a hungarian cow-rearing forum
the absolute state
>>77771246
Yeah but they are smart with money so they buy dogs so they can eat them when they die.
>>77771266
>>77771276
t. lowtest faggots
>>77771266>>77771276
hello leftypol
>>77771238
nigga who goes to spain for 3 weeks
>>77771266
>what is attractive about a curvaceous fertile young woman
a girl who posts her feet on social media all the time is down for foot stuff right?
>>77771188
It was funny for the first couple of seasons. Now it's shit.
https://youtu.be/g7f6HiQ2LuU
parents told me I should have a facebook by now
>>77771258
nigger
>>77771309
yes
>>77771315
no young people even use facebook anymore. it's all middle aged people and seniors
Being English in the 21st Century has to be some kind of divine punishment for a past life
Dr Dunkirk, I'm RAF
>>77771311
It was never funny.
>>77771227
Literally this.
If you think about it were all just shapes. Why are some shapes more attractive to us than others?
What is the point of anything at all?
>>77771303
I once went to Connecticut for 3 weeks.
>>77771305
>he actually believes this is 'curvaceous'
The power of cultural marxism right there
>>77771344
welcome to the final conclusion of atheist
>>77771303
Fucking loads of Spanish bitches desu
Going to be great when they purge the world of jews and the new generation grows up without being exposed to their propaganda. Then everyone will finally agree with me on every trivial topic such as which ass shape is the best.
>>77771344
quick, someone fedora this
why is australia so aesthetic
>>77771238
where you at
>>77771377
>>77771377
looks like gta
Why do things even exist? What exactly are we even existing in? What caused it?
>>77771238
Fuerteventura
Brit would be worse off without jfs
>>77771397
Literally this
Why does mass exist
Why do solid things exist
Why does anything exist
Why the fuck is there stuff
Why are there dimensions
>>77771355
Explain how the pronunciation of connecticut makes sense please
ditto arkansas
>>77771410
Meant for >>77771383
>>77771377
>>77771396
CHANGE OF COAST
CHANGE OF HEART
>>77771377
a civilisation for the white man on the far corner of the Earth, teeming with lush wildlife, surrounded by miles of ocean
Want to move to a cozy little house with a small but private back yard and a garage with a nice flat driveway
mad how yanks never leave their country
they are literally like north Korea
They are brainwashed in to thinking how great their country is, worship their flag, completely oblivious to the outside world. Most don't even have passports LOL
>>77771425
oi oi literal billionaire
>picture of a nice sky
>Why is X so aesthetic??????
hate you runts
>>77771444
obsessed
>yanks never leave their country
>they are literally like north Korea
>>77771279
opinions?
Pickle Rick is such a good meme and i don't get how anybody disagrees with it. Must be cause they are brainwashed by the cultural marxism.
>>77771444
america IS the greatest country in the world though
shame about the people though, yellowstein pushed it into absolute shit
>>77771458
There's the door
*points at the door*
>>77771444
they have unrestricted internet so not that much like north korea
>>77771444
Kind of creeped me out when I learned about the passports thing tbqh
>>77771488
HELL FUCKING SEGER
i'm a yank
my bum stanks
having a wank lads and doing a poo
all over you
>>77771445
Innit. Much better than tenerife or malàfag
aniem
>>77771444
It's too big and bordered only by two countries, with two large oceans between anything else. For the same reasons we're also the most powerful country in the world. Just a matter of geography.
why is sunderland so aesthetic?
>>77771444
Yaks leave their country all the time its just that nobody likes them.
>>77771444
i have been to Toronto
>>77771516
lol is there actually not many (british) tourists?
>>77771481
it is not great by almost any metric
>>77771458
britain can have the nicest sky in the world and it will still look crap
>>77771481
strange how even yankboos still post here and not in /cum/
>>77771534
im going next year
will be my first time in north america
hope one day every country in the world makes an alliance and leave aside every little conflict to focus on total destruction of yankistan
Post cosplay slags
Thinking about whats the best way to fuck donald trump.
>>77771417
really like these cute autistic cat things lads
>>77771539
There are some more touristy areas but where I'm staying not many at all. Met this Scottish guy tho.
>>77771444
Was supposed to go to Mexico for a day or two as a kid but we got to Arizona and a bunch of cartel guys kidnapped some people and bombed each others cars in the town we were going to so we stayed in Arizona.
>>77771444
australia is even worse yet none of you ever mention them. you just want to rag on us all day
>>77771490
why go to the hassle of travelling to another country when america's an entire continent
>>77771444
Tbf that sounds awful to a brit but America is one of the most varied places on the planet. You could have completely different holidays every year forever, and never enter a non English speaking country. Who wouldn't want that
>>77771556
this
ww3 will be USA vs the alliance of UK and commonwealth, EU republic, Russia and China
disassociating from reality
>>77771605
we'd probably still have ~45% chance of winning too
>>77771589
>australia is even worse yet
no it's you mong, aussies are famous for being well travelled
there's 10x as many yanks as aussies but roughly the same amount in hostels around Europe
amazing how america is tearing itself apart, partly because of drumpf and partly because of people who hate drumps
if every men able to fight for the chinese army were sent to war how big would the chinese army be exactly? 200 million?
Is pic related what your average /brit/ poster looks like?
>>77771617
read the bible lad
subtle (not really)
>>77771605
wishful thinking but utterly retarded
miss her so much just want her back
>>77771221
no sex is fucking weird
thinking about dying hair platinum blonde
no homo
>>77771642
same thing will happen to every european country when they're 50% white
>>77771660
hahaha
>>77771655
where did you get this picture?
fairly sure i know this bloke
There is literally nothing wrong with being a rapist.
Hitherto, the apex of human verisimilitude could be said to be the inestimable discovery of the Garden of Eden, the invention of liberty or perhaps the sampling of such luridly appreciated works of art as sculpture, painting or song disseminated for all, or even more popularly in the works of Mighty Zizek, blessed be his name. But the zenith of humanity is yet on the horizon, only now rising unprompted in conjunction with the unfetterence of this, the most perfect 4chan post ever called forth from the dim sinusoidal writhing of the mental serpent so fondly spoken of by Burton and which has issued this excessively penetrative form of the written word for easy consumption and dubious understanding, this Babylon, this inestimable message in a metaphorical bottle, the author’s clear and concise dispatch to the one fortunate soul in the future who will some day unravel the true meaning and as such fully comprehend the sheer rubicund incandescence of this most precious Gem. It is to you, unborn reader, that I, the inimitable Author, dedicate this missive, the last departure from a restless soul, a patchwork figure presiding over the fallow and lifeless wastes of creative endeavour, finally exhausted by this act of plunder, as if to say “Go no further, there is nothing left for you here”. And indeed, any attempt to undertake a creative project from this point forward is doomed to a most insalubrious suffocation by the towering shadow of my White Whale, myself being retroactively reborn as a modern-day Ishmael, chasing the sun in the penning of this superlative 4chan post of which humanity knows no equal. Surely the wit and wisdom contained within is sufficient to cow even the most die-hard of cynics, as the modest Author’s humble genius is made transparent to you, slowly so as to avoid stunning and shattering your mind, yet nonetheless inexorably overwhelming in stature:
cute lads
>>77771639
that's not true at all you fucking retard. most australians have never traveled out of the country either
US is significantly more "aesthetic" than australia
How do we fuck the european far right?
Just want to be tied up and violently interrogated is that really too much to ask?
lorde is the adele of new zealand
>>77771686
you're so painfully gay
>>77771555
Fuck off we're full
>>77771686
you have a lot in common with him
>>77771660
More like read the LAD LADbible
Innit
>>77771702
Got it from normiebook 2 years ago.
>>77771717
how long till the get? 20 minutes? hate get cancer
>>77771670
nothing special really
still a load of other buildings in london with muh pillars
>>77771742
literally not canada
>>77771742
piss off fat shit
half the thread is fucking yanks again
>>77763682
rare
Have we started the fire?
>>77771726
Get rid of non-whites and muslims. That's literally the only reason they're getting popular.
once had coffee in a really cool london train station as a kid, was huge and had multiple levels
trying to find it now but not finding it
>How do we fuck the european far right?
>>77771782
shut the fuck up you fucking cunt. just get over it you whiny little baby
fucking no backbone on brits anymore. sniveling little pissants nowadays.
fucking pathetic.
think i might hit the sack lads good night
>>77770882
>>77771809
can you hit my sack too x
>>77771805
amazing post
https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE
JUST
>>77771720
haha you want this to be true it's not
you'd know if you'd ever travelled because you meet aussies everywhere
>>77771733
Let's hope so.
>>77771733
>>77771745
both these posts are oxymorons
shows how much you both know
Guys what's the song that goes like nanaanaanananaana dun da da dun duuun da
Jews are overrepresented in the media
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40768352
>>77771828
typical phd runt. masters is peak
>>77771805
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck off yank
aaaahhh finally unbanned after a week
>>77771800
Waterloo has a second level
was it that?
>>77771784
We didn't start the fire
actually going insane
the bpd is getting the better of me
>>77771828
This was in my recommended videos too
>>77771726
>Wants less immigration
POPULIST!
>Criticises Islam
FAR RIGHT!
>Wants to deport Islamists
EXTREME FAR RIGHT!
This Dunkirk movie sucks
Really cheesy and the accents are shit
>>77771858
>actually going insane
Just embrace it. Being insane is alot of fun if you know how to control it
>>77771846
nah
undergrad > phd > masters
masters just scream manchild/womanchild
>>77771805
bet I could absolutely batter you senseless with no effort whatsoever
stupid fucking cunt
>>77771854
looking at it now on maps, dont think it is
was a really comfy balcony platform thing
felt like there were 3 floors even
>>77771881
i couldn't understand a single word, i got a refund
>>77771832
http://www.theexpeditioner.com/2010/06/30/what-country-travels-the-most/
weird, you'd think they would be up there the way you talk about them huh
fucking retard
>>77771805
hahaha look at this angry little man
something wrong with yanks i swear, something missing in their brains i reckon
>>77771828
was expecting him to be an Elliot-tier delusional mong and that would be why he is so JUSTed
but he seems sort of normal
wtf
>>77771894
waterloo has the balcony thing
What's the ETA on the 77777777 get?
>>77771891
nah, literally the exact opposite. every runt has a bachelors now. it's basically the new high school diploma, except brainlets have to go into massive debt to get it now
>>77771858
If you're anything like my sister than all you do is talk about yourself and don't think about anyone else.
just dont respond to yanks, tell them to FOY at most
>>77771919
*grabs your neck*
say waterloo once more
>>77771938
>irish flag
screaming my fucking head off
the average yank woman weighs over 166 pounds
>>actually going insane
>Just embrace it. Being insane is alot of fun if you know how to control it
>>77771924
2 bong if i had to guess
>>77771924
4 am london time
>>77771935
every runt has a masters as well
especially since student finance funds them.
>>77771900
Whoever did the "gritty war grime" makeup effects sucks too. Skin tones are uneven and overdone, should have just thrown some mud on them and had them rub it in
>>77771960
nice le 56% white face
Brittany Pettibone>Lauren Southern
>>77771924
4am at earliest, probably even later
not a nonce, just trying to fuck a girl who's 5'4 and was born in 2000
>>77771972
Fuck not gonna bother staying up for that
can we all agree that worcestershire sauce is the shittiest thing on this planet?
BIG 7 COMING OOOOOK OOOOOK AH AH AH!
*starts hitting the server with a bone*
>>77771989
literally laughing in real life. you are nearly on our level for most hated flag in /brit/
>>77771557
the animefu
>>77771894
Victoria station also has a balcony
>>77771976
really? in the united states 40% have undergraduates and 12% have graduate degrees, is it the opposite in britain?
Every day it's a getting closer coming faster than a roller coaster, love like yours will surely come my way a hey a hey, hey
might just kill myself
can't keep doing this, going on like this
>>77771938
they're literally over half the thread
it's like they're mexicans and we're some poor border townlet
>>77772050
not exactly an opposite but masters are runty now. They rarely offer anything more and any masters that does offer more is most usually added to the course anyways.
>>77772041
incorrect the irish are the most esteemed posters here
>>77772062
Are you the same lad from the other night?
Data in the last twenty years shows the general trend of girls outperforming boys in academic achievement in terms of class grades across all subjects and college graduation rates, but boys scoring higher on standardized tests and being better represented in the higher-paying and more prestigious STEM fields (science, technology, engineering, and math).[5]
what could possibly cause that? seems weird
>>77772065
try a website that isn't 50% americans sweety
>>77772076
t. went to a shit uni
>>77771009
>>77772003
as you can see by the time differences between these 2 posts it currently takes 30 mins for 1000 posts
using this data I predict the GET to be between 3:45am and 4am
>yank enters the thread
>instantly starts talking about race and how white a country is
why does this happen every time
big fan of paddington station
>>77772076
t. BS in supply chain management from the university of life
>>77771937
This is definitely true. Have to make a constant effort to involve others in the conversation even on 4chan haha
>>77772109
grim
this was a set up to ensure it would be during the least busy period on /brit/
>>77772113
it's one of the most pressing issues we face in society
>>77772085
Who's he?
>>77772113
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded
>>77772041
this is utter fucking bullshit
we're mostly bantering with the irish because they're on the same wave length humour wise
when we're being nasty to yanks it's not a joke, we fucking despise you
america
>>77772136
More than your obesity?
>>77772084
I can confirm this. FOY
>>77772113
because their brains have all sorts of fucked up complexes for various reasons.
all americans and canadians are welcome in /brit/
>>77772054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnXpwyiXxNk
>Get arrested
>Police officer brings you in
>Look down and see this
What do you do?
>>77772159
bit gay
>>77772171
false flag
>>77772180
let him bum me
hourly reminder that we are all posting tim for the get
>>77772156
if you hate us so much then don't come to a website that is 50% american posters, simple as
>>77772173
is it the chlorinated chicken and circumcisions?
>>77772161
in the long term yes. obesity is not inherited
>>77772159
cute
>>77772177
false
>>77771874
>against free market and equality of chance
>want to suppress civil rights for certain categories of peoples
yeah sound pretty right for me bruh
>>77772196
umm i'm posting in a BRITISH thread on the BRITISH world wide web using the BRITISH computer
>>77772196
we'll do whatever we well please you insolent yankee twat
>>77772180
*bend over*
throwing my opinion hat into the ring
absolutely fucking loathe yanks, by far the worst posters bar none, stupid fucking obnoxious, dense, humourless, thick twats
>>77772223
>>77772228
alright don't cry then. brits really do whine about self imposed situations a lot don't they
hope the 7's get is a praise kek shadilay meme
>>77772222
free market is right-wing though
>>77772236
astounding post
>>77772236
outstanding post
american military servicemen are for _________
hate yanks simple as
>>77772246
it's gonna be tim
everyone in here is posting him
>>77772141
A lad a few nights ago who was distraught. Hope he hasn't killed himself.
>>77772236
enjoyed this post
someone link /cum/ to here
throwing my opinion hat into the ring
absolutely fucking loathe yanks, by far the worst posters bar none, stupid fucking obnoxious, dense, humourless, thick twats
>it's an autismos complain about Americans edition
Love these
>>77772265
riding my thick brit cock
trump should ban LGBT folks from the internet next
that'd really piss em off
The only reason to get triggered over American posters is if you're not white
Fuck off yanks, Are yanks really that clueless? Are they so unaware they come here every day, ruining threads with their shitposts? And by shitpost I don't mean funny Aussie shitpost. Just pure fucking mind numbing bollockry. Why do they come here when they bear absolutely NO cultural mutuality to anyone British? What is wrong with these mentally redundant cunts? Do they just like to LARP as Le anglo gentlemen even though they're the most mongrelised, abhorrent group of people on earth?
>>77772295
god american men are seriously so fucking hot
report and ignore the early yank thread (being linked soon)
>>77772262
circumcision reduces your chance of getting an std. bacteria can fester in there. pretty thankful i'm a circumcised dude think that's the lowest risk bracket for getting an std
>>77772316
Utterly baffling post on multiple levels
Absolutely hate waiting on food deliveries
Makes me anxious as fuck haha
>>77772354
SHAN'T
not sure why brits hate yanks
i mean their only other option in anglo speaking world is austria and india
>>77772268
see >>77772109
it will be a y*nk unfortunately
>>77772356
I'm sure you have sooooo much raw sex, too.
>>77772236
Terrible post
>>77772356
I had an American "friend" who said this to me before.
>>77772392
i really do have a bad habit of getting depressed and having raw sex with a fat girl from online. not going to do it anymore though now i have a cute gf in the works