The future president of the United States edition
>>77763067
>white male
Mexicuties
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
>>77763168
those bitches fall apart after 30
>>77763198
So do whites and blacks
>subtract 20% from that ass
>>77763198
most girls do thanks to junk food and mixed drinks
Why do Chicanos desperately shill Thier women so much?
>>77763221
excuse me for not wanting to put my dick in blubber
>>77763168
Would
>>77763168
ugly
>>77763248
they're cucks like any good latino
>>77763217
>>77763244
true
So tell me /cum/
Why dont you love your life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YVEUhEW2w
I like white girls more than Latinas but Latinas are still better than the others.
>>77763257
Dicklet detected
>>77763360
Please steal me-the car
>>77763360
tablets reeee
>>77763316
Why are latrineos such cücks?
>>77763360
not a fan of cagers driving around town with a fucking TV on their dashboard. cant wait until its illegal to drive your own vehicle in urban zones
It's going to be either Kamala Harris or Steve Bullock for the Democrats. Someone will probably beat Trump in the Republican primary, and in that case, he would run as an Independent.
Our next president will probably be Paul Ryan.
>>77763433
>Our next president will probably be Paul Ryan.
PLOOBEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
observation: asians are better than "latin" "americans" in every conceivable way
>>77763401
inferiority complex
>>77763433
Bullock is insanely overrated. He has no chance of winning the primary.
I don't like Harris, but you're probably right about her being the nominee.
>>77763453
right on
>>77763433
>Republican primary
>>77763446
Kill yourself.
>>77763433
What about Booker?
>>77763331
because life pain, life is only pain
my coworker is part latina and part asian
I plan on asking her out today
>>77763408
Not the way it's going unfortunately
No one is developing urban living, everything is suburbs/condos/apartments away from downtown
What will happen when Daddy Trump loses the White House? A coup? Military rule? Civil War/Riots?
>there are actually people ITT who drive in the middle of the road
>>77763534
Good luck anon
cory booker is a fucking freak he would never get elected
>>77763587
he's kinda hot
Trump will not be impeached, he will most likely serve two terms (8 year's) tbqh famalamadingdong
>>77763540
thats not true actually, densification is returning to north american cities. we are seeing a reversal of white flight where yuppies are moving into real estate closer to the CBD which drives poors into the suburbs. similar to how european do it
>>77763564
ty bud
>>77763551
I left Florida because driving fucking sucks. Also Tallahassee is trash.
>>77763548
dont care
>>77763551
florida roads will never experience ice and plowtrucks
>>77763548
nothing
>>77763534
good combo
>>77763548
It doesn't fucking matter. Just like how people thought the world would fall apart when trump won, and it didn't, nothing will happen that greatly changes the US regardless of who wins
>>77763534
Hope it works out anon. There's a girl I wanna ask out. Probably gonna try next time I see her.
>>77763621
i can't go anywhere without being badgered by homeless people. it blows
>>77763658
Don't give me this "probably" shit. Just ask her out for fucks sake.
>>77763621
do you ride the metro in DC? i read it comes every 20 minutes, that seems kinda trash
>dogs arent mans best frie-
>>77763694
>-nd
>saving roasties
>>77763694
>>77763615
that's only the case in the few places that already have the urban infrastructure in place. ofc they expand and renovate it, but new developments are all still suburban.
I like images where dogs talk
>>77763694
If her boyfriend is white she is single
>>77763779
>i will never go on adventures, travel the world and solve mysteries with a talking dog
>>77763394
wow it must be great to live in america
>>77763762
well i dont like shitty small cities or hellholes in the south west. white people are reclaiming northern cities from dindus and its great
ban self driving cars
>>77763686
I rarely ride the metro because I live within walking distance of most things. And I think you're referring to safe track schedules, it's normally like 3-10 minutes. But the metro fucking blows anyway and it's over priced. I ride the metro like 1-3 times a month desu.
>>77763669
Yeah man, I legit saw more homeless people in Tallahassee over a weekend than I do in downtown DC. Why is that? And they all seemed to congregate.
Forget your loyal canine friends goyims, get a cat
>>77763812
>>77763868
these
>>77763868
and Donald Drumpf
Why are white people so stupid?
>>77763870
idk. i only moved hear a couple weeks ago, and i don't plan on staying here more than a few years
>>77763873
Can you fucking stop making everything a fucking fight?
>denmark and germany aren't posting
might as well delete the fucking thread
commies >>>/out/
>>77763870
it does seem like the DC metro is more of a regional rail thing. the montreal metro covers the city really well and just about everyone uses it, even car owners.
>But the metro fucking blows anyway
why's that?
>>77763873
i like both, and no amount of outside opinion can change that
made a controversial post
>>77763906
>>77763937
do you really want me to delete the thread?
wow
>>77763965
yeah
I love white people ( I am a white person)
>>77763989
kys
I can't wait to go to Columbia with the girls!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombia
>>77763947
supreme post
>>77763986
Are you sure?
>>77763873
what a worthless article
>>77763921
t. cat man
>>77764012
100%
>>77763855
But how many people can downtowns carry? There are still a lot of wh*tes that have to live in suburban complexes in the metro area
suburban living is extremely grim
It basically allows the city adding a few hundred people to the city every development without expanding the infrastructure to move them around until a few year later it all breaks down
>>77763965
it's too late to delete the thread
REMINDER
>>77764032
I'm not going to do it.
>>77764013
HAHHAHA CAT """"MAN""""" DETECTED
>there are actually people itt who still believe in cuckitalism
LMAO
>>77764068
pu$$y
I got out of the shower 20 minutes ago and I still haven't gotten dressed
>>77764072
if you got cancer i would laugh
>>77764059
I wouldn't've done it anyway
>>77764067
my anus is covered in human shit
You guys should try making Verne's sandwich!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEbkx9qzGs
Watching him do his stuff is adorable.
Tiny little man.
>>77764077
we are good goyim here. capitalism is freedom
immigrant power rankings
>Chinese
>Indian
>Jews
>non-muslim Arabs
>legal hispanics
>Illegal hispanics
>muslims
>blacks
>not born early enough to conquer the Americas
>not born in the future to explore the stars
But burn just in time to see Trump nailing the lost nail to the coffin of the USA as a global power.
>ironically global markets destroy number 1 capitalist nation with internal problems
municipal water is shit. don't want to go to the store for decent stuff
>>77764163
t. Chang
>b-but its only in san francisco, the rest of america isnt like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7L1WnyLRzg
I've never seen a Muslim before
tennessee superior
>>77764077
kazakhstani is the most powerful race in the world
>>77764177
t. third worlder
>>77764168
>lost nail
you were THIS close
>>77764214
most underrated gimmick of /cum/. you deserve at least 2 (you)'s each time
>>77764163
Black immigrants aren't so bad. In my experience they're a lot better than Afrian-Americans.
>>77764163
>jews that high
gas yourself
>>77764185
kek'd when he flipped it in his mouth
>>77764115
Yes
>>77764189
eyl
>>77764238
Damn! Almost made it.
>>77764255
>he bases his opinion on /pol/ and has never hired a Jewish doctor, lawyer, accountant etc
>>77764168
almost read this post but changed my mind
>>77764270
>southerners
Oh no! I broke a nail...
ah oh my cock is so hard
mmm it's literally dripping with cum
im gonna explode oooooh
>>77764270
dumb gab poster
>>77764247
>Black immigrants aren't so bad
We have a lot of somalis. They are fucking awful. The blacks here hate them
>>77764301
you're right! jews are fucking based
>>77764334
wow haha that's actually an impressive one and would you look at those veins
Rick and Morty is unironically a good show.
>>77764348
What's the deal with the snake?
>>77764269
Nuh uh
TRUE Immigrant power rankings:
1.
2.
3. yuropeens
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
Jews are alright, just extremely inclusive
>>77764360
i wouldn't hesitate a single second to push the button that eliminates every single somali shit from this earth
we need to allow more ukrainian/russian women into our country
especially those between 21-28 years old
>>77764383
this
I hate my life
I am worthless
>>77764385
Positioned below the rattlesnake are the words "DONT [sic] TREAD ON ME". The flag is named after American general and politician Christopher Gadsden (1724–1805), who designed it in 1775 during the American Revolution. It was used by the Continental Marines as an early motto flag, along with the Moultrie flag
What's going on in the antartica?
>>77764360
We don't have many africans or african-americans.
Never had a bad experience with an african immigrant, I guess they're worse in large numbers or something.
>>77764414
wrong
my family's been friends with jews for decades because of the association in normie life
pianist teachers
same ballet studio with their daughter
etc
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 4.1 CRYPTOCURRENCY EDITION
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
0.5 oyster gay, cia & lmm
1- single flag Pennsylvania
2-henrico VA
3-whatcom county canada
4- ohiANO
5-cucks county
6-lane
7-san Bernardino (just because he said he would play smash with me)
POWER GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
EVEN WORSE THAN CANADIANS GAP
900000001- anon who reported my thread
90000000001 - “cara is a muslim because he doesnt support a christian isis” faggot
900000000001 - ryan
9000000000001 - clack my ass
If you are not on the list is because i forgot about you or because i hate you, think before you ask me “why im not on the list” that you just may be a stupidly awful poster
>>77764451
ice cold shit
>>77764433
they turn to shit at 25 years old
>>77764486
rude
Redditflags
are
/cum/
culture
>>77764486
>all these literally who's
w e w
*rubs hands together*
>>77764213
Kazakhstani are cute Ill give you that
>found an old rake head in the yard that's lasted longer than the shitty ones my sister keeps buying and breaking
really dislike chinese products
>clack my ass
always funny to me for some reason i can not explain
even funnier once i found out clackamas is an actual county
fantano gave it a 6/10 even though it's more of a 7.2187/10.
Fucking melon
When will the Islam meme die ?
>>77764634
this
>>77764769
tomorrow
This post is rich in quality
you might need to take a break from reading posts after reading this one
>>77764769
Somewhere in this century
watching a video
>>77764810
>>77764685
>>>/youtube.com/
>>77764886
what a slut
she's probably imagining that her mouth is stuffed with cocks instead of cigarettes
>>77764810
>So I thumbed it
>Nine-oh-Sex-Ten, LA
>>77764435
don't type this out
i don't want these words popping up in my inner voice
Rate my ex
(halloween cosplay)
>>77763951
You have to keep in mind that DC is also fucking tiny. I live downtown, literally a few blocks from the white house and there's a lot here, so I don't really need to get on the metro because everything I need is a walk away. Unless I want to go see friends who live way up north or south or something, it's not necessary. It's mostly for tourists and people who commute in. (Like they take the commuter rail into Union or L'Enfant then haven to take the metro in DC or people from NOVA coming in).
The metro sucks because there's always track work, it's expensive and they charge by distance, not by trip. Until very recently they charged you if you went in and out of the same station. Also the cars are shit but they're being slowly replaced by the really nice new ones.
I rode the Montreal metro when i was there it's pretty neat, it has TIRES. Also it's pretty easy to navigate.
>>77763067
>>77764965
he's not great
got some major jimmies rustled over on /sino/
>>77764994
kys she is cute
>>77765017
do you now chinese
>If you want to peddle racist garbage you can just go to r/china or shanghaist, or even /pol/. They'll welcome you there.
good lord
>>77764769
What emotion is that conveying?
>>77764965
Is that a guy?
>>77765091
mental retardation
>>77765064
not really
>>77765091
>>77765121
made me laugh
>>77764972
>Also it's pretty easy to navigate.
basically my favourite part of the montreal metro. i feel like riding the NYC subway while drunk would be a nightmare.
So i guess DC is really a small city but has the trappings of a larger one by virtue of being the capital.
so you walk to work for your commute?
>>77765091
pretty sure the original is from Bart simpson edited to look like he is high
>>77765121
mistook it for pukey simpsons
>europoos
>>77765177
>so you walk to work for your commute?
Yeah, it's like 10 minutes. My old job was like 15 minutes away.
>>77765386
thinking of life
>>77765386
cute and sad
>>77765278
i don't like all those "viral" cooking videos
most of them are just too much
who wants to eat 5 layers of this shit? just make a regular one
same for those stupid cakes and whatever with 20kg of nutella and whipped cream and all that
nobody can eat half a bite of that without dying from an overdose of sugar
>>77764247
>tfw all the black people in my ee classes are ACTUAL African immigrants, and not American blacks.
Interesting.
>>77765386
>>77765278
>mexican deepdish
>>77765379
>tfw it was almost a 10 minute walk from the commuter rail terminus to my work
youre living the dream bud
this is whar race mixing actually looks like
the rest is a hoax
finna eat some cookies
cum lol
>>77765535
at first I thought that was a cum tribute pic with the dark spots being jizz on the screen
>>77765488
i hate those headlines too
>and it's beautiful
>and here's why
>and it's XY
who started with this shit and why are even regular outlets starting with this garbage now
They call me EL CHICANO BLANCO
>>77765535
her eye looks fucked, is that heterochromia or a contact lens?
*sharts*
>>77765545
chips ahoy?
nehh!
received a filtered (you)
I HATE MY LIFE
I AM A SLAVE
>>77765655
get a bicycle lol
>>77765545
chips ahoy?
>>77765655
How frustrating... Sucks to be you!
>>77765655
WAGEY RAGEY
>>77765655
>getting an hour every day to read or meditate
you're lucky, budy
rate me
How are all my fellow white men doing today?
>>77765733
feeling white
>>77765733
t. Carlos sanchez garcia Fernandez
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
>>77765722
>Ayn Rand
>>77765655
When I was in Sicily I went on a small boat tour around the island. The guy driving it was in a speedo and didnt speak a lick of english. He brought us over to a grotto and let us swim for a bit while he smoked a cigar and chilled. When it was over we went back to the beach(there was no dock he just parked it on the sand) he went over to a chair put sunglasses on and went to sleep. That is this guys job and livelihood..
So brave!
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/891433918108286976
>>77765756
Yes. It is nice that us white men can connect over our shared heritage
>>77765764
Ha! Sorry my fellow white man, that's not my name
perhaps the glow
of love
will grow
with every passing day
or we may never meet again
but then it's not for me to say
>>77765815
This new show is beautiful and here is why you should watch it
>>77765815
HOW ABOUT YOUR LIL TOWELHEAD FRIEND SPEAKS SOME FUGGIN ENGLSIHJ
Pick one
>>77765867
Do you like to sing?
>>77765943
yes
>>77765899
EAT CUNT TILL I DIE
KILL ME
>>77765899
No money no honey
>>77765899
Ladyboy Keep Away
>>77765969
haha looks like lane pulled a thurston and accidentally posted his own face
>>77765801
I just want to hunt mammoths and eat berries
Shelly 2bh
>>77765969
ALWAYS cool
>Shelly
>>77765899
I AM A FAGGOT
Shelly is a slut. Wish Leo would've killed her.
/our crack whore/
Maduro has a nice head of hair.
He's too good for her
>>77765899
>I MAKE TO ORDER
um aunty how about one that says "I SUCC TOES"
here's your 200 baht
twin peaks more like poopoo hahaha
Rokka is over
"NEW GAME!" sounds like shit i wouldn't enjoy
god damn it
>>77766119
This desu. Slut ruined his daughter.
>>77766116
she is the spirit of Laura Palmer
>both blonde blue eyed
>both addicted to cocaine
>>77766087
>>77766119
>>77766171
shit taste
Need a gf with pleb taste to watch Game of Thrones with.
>>77766129
just thought that i should've said
poo PEEks
hungry yo
>watches GOT
>thinks he's not a pleb
Hope Red kills Shelly.
need a gf
>>77766275
Nice reading comprehension, valley boy
>hungry yo
>put a tomato in the rice cooker along with the rice
>I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL...IT LOOKED...TOO SIMPLE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9QImcJmSg
>>77766249
This. I need a patrician gf who's read the books and got too invested in the show to watch with me and get upset at every shitty writing and costumes in the show now.
>>77766249
but he said he was a pleb you brainlet
>>77766318
better to be a brainlet than a CHI
me in ascension above the dregs
>tfw gf
YOUNG MONEY
Anyone remember that autistic playlist Placer made full of music he thinks normal people listen to?
good job, Phil
>>77766307
>has a cuckoo rice cooker
>>77766383
no but i remember that american guy who unironically listens to EDM shit from the trending tab on youtube
>>77766349
i'd rather be the genius CHI that i am than a brainlet like yourself
EEEYYOOOO
japanese people wear shirts with english words that they don't understand
>>77766414
hipsters choice
Maddy is the patrician choice.
>>77760474
THE DANE ACTUALLY GOT BANNED
>eating tomatoes
BADA
I
N
G
BADA
O
O
M
>>77766441
>in the show for like 3 episodes
>gets killed
>best girl
wow
>>77766468
He posted a different version of the pasta too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSVclLrW-PA
77766456
>M*ddy is the patrician choice.
>>77766483
only use tomatoes as sauce desu
>3 episodes
Dumb valley boy
>>77766531
i always hate that first spurt of water you get out of the ketchup bottles
i'd probably be more into anime if i could understand japanese
I know a girl named Parker. Such a dumb name for a girl.
>>77766589
just use subs, stupid
>why yes i watch anime without knowing japanese
her death was poetry
>>77766584
me too
>>77766608
i don't want to constantly be looking at the screen and reading
>>77766637
>break your nose on a painting
>die
what a baby
yay sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wM3LdAUgcU
>>77766665
>he cant read and watch whats happening at the same time
this works
I did it an I'm fine
Do it, right now, it's safe
>>77766691
meme band
77766721
Fantastic post
>>77766719
why the fuck wouldn't it work? As a temporary solution looks fine.
Just don't put too much load on it and be fucking careful.
>>77766719
The heck kind of outlet is that? Literally never seen those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j56ThPZuyxk
>>77766655
you got a source for that amigo
yay sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ropn_kwpFDU
>>77766752
>>77766803
Australia, Argentina, China, and New Zealand
>>77766803
Aussie/Chinese
Always unexpect the expected.
You will never be this cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG3wpCeYogQ
>>77766915
>>77766915
>>77766915
WE ARE IN HERE
>>77763331
>>77766900
>lute: expectations vs reality
Sounds like garbage and it's not even his playing
Ready for war, Joe, how you wanna blow they spot?
I know these dirty cops that'll get us in if we murder some wop
Hop in your Hummer, the Punisher's ready
>>77763534
you better be mixed yourself anon
that wedding is going to look ridiculous and so will your family photos
>>77763651
political directions change
the world has been falling apart little by little ever since JFK's election decided we only vote for fun sexy morons
>>77764348
>that hannibal-lector-esque obsession with 'embracing your identity'
>that elevated language
>that sheer mastery of the concept, to the point where standard SJWs are simply childsplay
I get pretty tired of this conception of my People as enemies of conservatism, destroyers of civilization.
But this aspect of it is pretty cool imo
that all these petty demonstrations put on by BLM and Bernietards are just dandruff flakes fallen from the head of some master enemy, some actually respectable challenger
that said ima good jew you can trust me ;^)
>>77764385
old-fashioned american revolution symbol, now used by jet-setting libertarians, as well as political conservatives, and simple-folk, ie rednecks
>>77764480
they're still pretty inclusive, dog. it's a historical fact, they've had to be.
>>77765463
well put
>>77765574
i see you
top-shelf opinions my friend