Sara says benders fuck off edition
City, University of London
Is this a decent uni?
anime
Can't wait for the Conductor to wade in and delete this thread whilst leaving the bender one up
Found a tits girl on tinder
I CAME HERE FOR THE GAY PORN
I like this one
>>77758927
You need to widen your horizons a little, you always only post new game(yun is best girl btw)
>>77758971
>light skinned
MAJOR red flag
>>77758958
Thatcher and Blair went there.
that's a straw man argument and YOU KNOW IT
>>77758971
do it lad. for /brit/
Cambridge is still a dangerously white place, don't let far-right white supremacists journos & students who fear equality tell you otherwise.
>>77758926
Unless you're going to Cambridge, Oxford or UCL, it doesn't really matter that much tbqh.
>>77759012
both went to Oxford for their undergrad
The so-called shirt'tism
>UCL
on a scale of one to ten, how many cats can count down?
>you're out there somewhere bog baron... and I'll find you...
>>77759025
reminds me
>the absolute STATE of my funeral
it will jsut be my family, some friends of my parents and they'll maybe embarassingly invite my brother's friends to make it seem like they were my friends.
Report and ignore the waifu mong
This thread was posted first, it doesn't matter how abhorrent it is, get in here:
>>77758833
>>77758833
>>77758833
>>77759051
t. UCL student
>>77759038
erm white people aren't dangerous sweetie
you're thinking of pakis and niggers
xx
>>77759000
i have 944 anime pics and only 63 are tagged new game. and i am an aoba man
i thought girls bums were supposed to be attractive?
Doing a masters in business studies at the University of East London
janny's going to freak
>>77759125
not one of these i wouldn't bury my face into.
>>77758833
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>>77758833
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>>77758833
>>77758833
>>77758833
We're all in here
>>77759098
same. the humiliation of being a billy no mates doesn't stop even when you're dead.
>>77759156
disagree
>>77759105
get the FUCK out you leftypol bender
you're so much of a newcunt you don't even know that the waifuposter uses the jewish bird and displays his pass on every thread
fucking child
The world became infinitely more ugly the moment that sodomy was decriminalised
OKAY BENDERS NEED TO FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW
>>77759156
so stay there
>>77759105
n't
Doing a masters in Korean Media at Birmingham City University
>>77759125
would tongue those for hours desu
>>77758833
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>>77758833
>>77759186
why, did it coincide with your birth?
the absolute STATE of sara
>>77759105
>>77759107
>>77759156
fuck off degenerate threadsplitting benders
Things that should be on every regretful neets to do list this week:
Getting driving license
Sorting diet out
Starting to lift
Making their cv and cover letter template interesting (a well written cover letter with no experience is better than a poorly written one with experience)
Talking to people, even a hello and making eye contact with the lass at the corner shop is a start
>>77758908
Aisha is better
jannys not gonna be getting his £!0 christmas bonus at this rate
>>77759125
>nudity on a blue board
Janny will be hearing ALL about this
>>77759125
you're gay if you wouldn't ride all of them
>>77759238
>(a well written cover letter with no experience is better than a poorly written one with experience)
Bullshit.
>>77759245
absolute hog
leftypol benders are shitting up our threads again lads
they have no comeback to our arguments so they just spam gay porn and try to threadsplit
typical childish behaviour
>>77759245
post the north korea tweet
>>77759245
good post
>>77759125
want them all to take turns shitting in my mouth
>Thanks for lending me the controller bro
>>77759276
do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>77759238
>making eye contact with the lass at the corner shop is a start
>makes eye contact with Mr. Patel whilst buying a pack of ciggies, some haribos and a can of pop
hmm
might make a yt video (maybe just a pic of my arse with some ace of base song as the audio or something) and create a program on game maker that opens up a webpage as many times as you care to paste its url into the code in the knowledge it will show up as the most viewed in the last day in the ireland stats page and see if it picks up any traction/comments etc from there
why do posh people always have two last names?
>>77759277
what did she say
>>77759238
>Getting driving license
ha
>Sorting diet out
mummy just feeds me carbs
>Starting to lift
no money
>Making their cv and cover letter template interesting (a well written cover letter with no experience is better than a poorly written one with experience)
don't know how to do this
>Talking to people, even a hello and making eye contact with the lass at the corner shop is a start
don't like doing this
>>77759276
wrong
you have no comebacks to our arguments so you try to associate us with bent posting to discredit us
>>77759325
they don't
>>77759283
>>77759209
as a guy thats actually eaten a girls bumhole
you wouldn't really do either of these things you're saying. trust me.
>>77759265
>ride all of them
Interesting choice of words: in the US the woman is generally said to "ride" the man" instead of the other way around.
Separated by a common language indeed.
>>77759238
>even a hello and making eye contact with the lass at the corner shop is a start
If this is a start then you're beyond saving
>>77759325
it's usually niggers that have 2 last names because their dad leaves before he marries their mum
just look at the academy of any premier league football club
Need a wolf gf
>>77759213
can't imagine anyone being mentally ill enough to make fan art of some random twitter nobody cunt
only conclusion is that you are in fact sara
>>77759325
you can't have two last anything
>>77759372
whats chavvy about kent
Things that should be on every regretful neets to do list this week:
Join the forces
>>77759380
i mean like a hyphenated surname
>>77759267
it's true, stop making excuses. If a cover letter has a bad introduction it will go straight into the bin before they reach the experience parts
>>77759309
I said lass you runt
And yes, that is still preferable to purposely looking away like a sperg
>>77759350
leftypol has already been linked to the gayposting epidemic
and people with less oestrogen are both benders and vote for leftie parties
that's just common knowledge
>>77759405
deep
wish i had called that escort ffs
wouldn't be a virgin still
>>77759350
>that picture
cringe
>>77759325
Poshos attach importance to their family names, so when two people from 'prestigious' families marry, neither wants to give theirs up.
>>77759325
Because posh women make their kids take both the mother's and father's surname
>>77759323
needs to be done with an awkward, zoomed in shaky camera while the video has a title relating to finding Aliens. The reveal should be when you zoom out and see a massive arse
on em xans
>>77759410
nothing, the point is that upper middle class kids jump on the grim bandwagon at uni but actually come from posho places like kent.
>>77759348
I said regretful
For the likes of you, offing yourself is the best option
>>77759372
Literally my flatmate
>>77759372
why do brits always copy dublins style?
>>77759359
i've eaten a girls bumhole and it was fine. just comes down to personal hygiene i suppose.
the yellow fever is flaring up again
Took a stroll to Brockwell park lads
Large congregation of hippies with tambourines, slack-lines and weed tbqh, one guy twirling a staff.
>>77759475
but I am regretful
>>77759421
no
you're just more bullshit made up by rorkelets, same as the discord raids
repeating something doesn't make it true
>>77759430
lads i get how you raise a son into being an alpha
but how does one raise a daughter. what does one aim for a daughter to be in life? and how does one facilitate that as she's growing up she's placed into that trajectory.
>>77759372
had to live with 2 posh twats, honestly the worst roommates ever
>>77759485
Its fine sure. but im saying you wouldnt do it for hours nor would you eat their shit
>>77759350
leftists love spamming porn
>>77759372
>>77759456
genuinely have a mate who this applies to so well
from a super posh area and before going to uni he used to listen to green day n shite like that
came back as a hardcore grime fan and rolls about 50 fags a day, also does fuck ton of weed and his vocab's changed too ahahahahahahahahaha
haha
ahahah
>>77759456
oh right
wish I was from kent :(
Business ideas:
1: don't create new threads before 310 posts
2: don't post in threads created before 310 posts
3: migrate to the first thread linked after 310 posts
4: report and ignore all threads linked before 310 posts
>>77759492
good lad
>>77759531
got an bum fetish so i probably could do it for hours.
>>77759507
i know you secretly have fantasies about being bummed by a big strong UKIP voter lad
it's ok if you don't want to admit it yet though
>>77759456
Kent is hardly posh
Rorkes btfo
>>77759518
>but how does one raise a daughter. what does one aim for a daughter to be in life? and how does one facilitate that as she's growing up she's placed into that trajectory.
you sound like a manipulative and sexist cunt
>>77759505
then stop making excuses. Nobody said it would be easy to escape from neetdom
>>77759580
black men are fucking handsome as hell
>>77759580
There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now
>>77759590
im a bit sexist because i have a traditional upbringing for a son in my mind.
but i don't really know what the template for raising a girl is (which implies that i think it is not the same as for a boy) which is perhaps sexist.
>>77759492
can't remember the last time I wanked to a non-asian. I've had yellow fever ever since I can remember. even as a kid before I even got hard willies.
>>77759580
ah yes, that guy t
one of /pol/s 'le based niggers'
>>77759245
Beautiful body. That fat slag Rosy could learn a thing or too
thanks to whoever recced me Repo Man
its good stuff
BENDERS LEAVE
>>77758908
I'm a rich white male who is a workaholic
Any way to move to UK and spend a few years there getting to know some qt chav brit girls?
>>77759656
;)
one of my favourites lads, literal kino. as i said its a shit movie, that's incredibly good.
>>77759666
on a plane
>>77759663
based anime bro
>>77759666
chavs do not associate with yanks
you'd get laughed out of town
*stares at you through window*
>>77759580
followed by an 'on being a single mother' vlog
>>77759666
You don't want that mate you can find a nice non Chav qt
>>77759446
stop mate
the long term damage isn't worth it
>>77759633
>i have a traditional upbringing for a son in my mind.
god forbid you ever impregnate a woman
you sound like a nutcase
there isn't a set template for raising a child
you can't control them once they've left your grasp, and the harder you try to manipulate them the more they'll hate/resent you
you have to be passive to a degree and only stepping in when necessary (since that gives things more impact rather than helicopter parents who are just shit)
you need to set examples for them
(usually a mother would do this, perhaps you should let her do that)
>>77759348
these are some tragic excuses anon
what do you like most about posh people?
>>77759580
laughing at all the alt-right nerds
>le saviour of the white race
>she's pure
>maybe if I buy her novel she will suck my 4" white dick
Lmaoing at the thought of them knowing she's getting railed by black cock
>slaving for the next 7 days straight
>>77759666
>I'm a rich white male
>qt chavs
But why
yanks are thick as pig shite
having a little cry about how much I love pints
just fuckin can't get enough of the little buggers
Hate Londoners
horrid snivelling reddit & morty creatures with their stupid hipster backpacks and beards
>>77759729
they don't care because he's a le based black nigger
>>77759372
>edinburghuni.jpg
>>77759727
How beautiful they are
fucking yanks
thick as pig shite they are
>>77759692
What about posh girls? Keep in mind I'm real smooth
>Hate Londoners
>horrid snivelling reddit & morty creatures with their stupid hipster backpacks and beards
hi
im posh and i live in london
your thoughts?
Cooking some dinner for myself
>>77759713
Leftypol fuck off you are NOT welcome
>In celestial mechanics, the Roche limit (pronounced /ʁɔʃ/) or Roche radius, is the distance within which a celestial body, held together only by its own gravity, will disintegrate due to a second celestial body's tidal forces exceeding the first body's gravitational self-attraction
bit like how Barbara Roche is disintergrating british society
liams mum gets dogged by 15 black niggers while his dead father watches from the sky
>>77759814
are you 500lbs mate
>>77759749
yanks are actually really fucking smart and responsible for most of the technology you're using
>>77759781
yeah you'd have a chance with posh girls
you have to know where to hang out though. I can help you there
>>77759713
Sorry but encouraging your kid to learn foreign langauges, do maths homework consistently, take an interest in a subject (be it science or philosophy or programming or all of the above) and get him lifting aged 15.
is better than letting him sit there watching tv, fap to anime and go out with grebos who encourage him to smoke drugs.
pissing like a racehorse all day lads. dunno whats going on
*cracks open tenth beer*
>>77759806
how's your 1 bedroom apartment overlooking the black courtyard?
>>77759580
not even one of her orbiters but you get how easy it is to stick a random 'here she is with a black person' photo behind that announcement without bothering to evidence it right
(by 'you' i mean those reading it, not the baiter who posted it)
stereotypical nu male with glasses and a hipster beard was tailgating me earlier
had a VERY strong urge to slam on the brakes at a set of lights and get out and heem him
but my insurance is bad enough so I just floored it and he didn't go above like 50 on a 60 limit
What the chuff is the point in tailgating if you don't want to go fast
got like 7 train tickets from the printing machine, not a fucking clue what I put one I put in the gate
>>77759713
Not him but there totally is a template for brining up offspring. Male and female is nearly the same, It's about training your children to be intelligent and to handle the various situations they will face in life correctly. Whatever makes an adult a well rounded person is exactly what a child should be put through but in simpler ways.
Being a passive parent is the worst thing you can do, it's literally why we have these problems today where media has such a massive effect on the psyche of children and communities are weak. Ofcourse communities are weak, parents never taught their children what community was.
>>77759846
>I can help you there
Please do
which one do i get lads? been saving up
>>77759781
you'll probably be better off going outside of London, somewhere where yanks are a rarity. Might be able to impress. Wouldn't bang on about America tho, it's britains chavy birds who have the harshest banter doesn't even have to make sense it'll still hurt your soul.
>>77759858
i live in a 5 storey house my parents bought for me
i told you, im posh
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/30/riots-anger-rashan-charles-death-london-police
Don’t call them riots. That dismisses the anger over Rashan Charles’s death
The disturbances in north-east London are a reflection of longstanding frustration over police conduct towards people of colour
yanks are thick as pigshite and watch their mums get dogged by 15 black niggers
>>77759893
context mate
>>77759841
umm NO sweaty almost all useful inventions came from Europeans, the ones yanks came up with came from recent European immigrants x
>>77759740
I just want to get my dick wet in a different country...
I'm not joking would post my flight plans since I'm flying out in a few weeks somewhere else. I really want to just go and have fun outside of the US
>>77759864
fuck off angry cager
>>77759924
..no
*coughs up phlegm*
*swallows it*
>>77759894
Aren't chavs all barely literate dole scrounging retards though? They don't scare me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU
>>77759814
are those shiitakes worth buying
always go for the bog standard pleb button mushrooms but recently I've noticed the mushroom selection in supermarkets improving
wish i was an asian born in the UK
all the benefits of growing up in the West, and all of the stylishness and attractiveness of Asian genes
*you arrive in the white paradise of Provo Utah*
Captcha: white Route
i'm a man who wears foundation occationally
ama
just sent the buggers back
>>77759910
>The disturbances in north-east London are a reflection of longstanding frustration over police conduct towards people of colour
Which is completely unfounded and only exists because of a repeating message within their community telling them they are oppressed which then gets them to reject the system and so societal norms.
eating gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt
>>77759950
ahh yes
winter in every primary and secondary school around the nation
>>77759974
you're a fucking idiot
yanks are thick as pigshite, watch their mums get dogged by 15 black niggers all while feasting on aspartame and corn syrup fed steroid beef
@77759943
not an argument sweaty pie x
just send the burgers back
>>77759911
You WON'T believe what happens NEXT!!
>2,904,039 views
>>77759973
I usually buy chestnut mushrooms desu but thought I'd give these a go this time because they're a bit meatier in texture and when I do this dish it often comes out too soft
>>77759975
anyone who idealizes Mormons has never met a Mormon
slimy bunch, the women all look the same and smell like fake candles
>>77759905
>those accented TTSs
>>77759974
feel very weird about east asian born in the UK.
know fuck all about them, they're like a mysterious race, you see but you know nothing about.
>>77759905
this is great
>>77759975
girl closest has nice arms wew
>>77759973
You shouldnt buy any grocery from supermarkets, they are all washed in insecticides. Only organic!!
>tfw i will never look like this
>>77760063
Organic is the original and best brainlet scam.
Give me GM crops pumped full of glyphosate ASAP please mummy may
>>77759950
*swishes it around in mouth*
>>77760059
thanks lad, my sis
>>77760059
I had to compare all of their arms.
You are right, btw.
>>77760040
>smell like fake candles
Howling
how do i make friends with asians
theyre very cliquey, its intimidating
*heems all the benders, yanks and 'sheeds in the thread*
ahh much better
*kicks feet up*
>>77759846
Go to Chelsea (Kings Road), or Hampstead (Hampstead High Street), or Notting Hill, and look for the 'alternative' middle class bars. You have to go for the '''wacky'' ones which have some sort of gimmick or theme. There should be lots of single daddy's girls there. Other good places for bagging a posh lass are art galleries (lots of posh cuties but you have to be subtle otherwise you come across as a gallery creep), bookshops (Waterstones or Daunt Books), or bars along the waterfront (Southwalk, the Globe, etc)
The fact that you're a foreigner will help you. Just be confident, loud, and not too creepy and you're set
>>77759973
grow your own, mushrooms kits are cheap and easy.
>>77758926
Univeristy of Bedfordshire is where you wanna be.
>>77760157 for >>77759882
camping with the gf
>>77760075
>>77759051
>ucl
>not imperial
hello UCLpol discord
>>77760174
ive seen this before
america is normie: the nation so its only normal if yanks here are the most vile human on earth
literal rejects of society who are sick in the head and need to be put out of business
>>77760141
am i wrong
>>77760142
pro-tip: you won't
posh girls are literally all about 6'4
These two guys I met at the park last night sort of look like Eminem and Dr. Dre.
just got back from my drive
>>77759975
mmmmm
>>77760157
This seems very predatory
>>77760157
>The fact that you're a foreigner will help you.
t. upper-middle class
not among any I know. Same rules as for everyone really if you're attractive people will lap you up if you're not you got an up hill battle.
any anime man in
>>77760174
used to know what this formation was called from geography in school.. wait WAIT IT'S COMING...
IT'S A CORRIE (cirque)
>>77760249
not really
>>77760267
fuck off yank
>>77760207
sam hyde is such an idiot and i hate it when he does hilarious stuff like this
>>77760174
How do you wash up after sex?
>London universities
>that aren't imperial for engineering
>or LSE for economics and maths
I hope none of you white boys do this
>>77760268
only one who even has average+ face is on right, talk about "cheerleader" effect
just want a masc asian bf
HOW do i get one????????
>>77760142
Learn a classical instrument there's always Asians around the classical music scene and you won't come across as a weirdo who only wants to talk to them because they are Asian.
'butchered' the chicken
Would usually use the carcass to make gravy but cba
>>77760249
me on the left
>>77760328
they look like brothers. very weird.
don't care about princess diana
please stop talking about her
My teas gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window
>>77759975
>>77760268
cannot fathom being an attractive, intelligent, charismatic, well-liked social butterfly.
literally seems fucking alien
these people have absolutely no obstacles in life
fucking mad, would love to spend a day in their world
>>77760267
Yanks have no drive because they're filled full of cheeseburgers and shitty beer to keep them immobile.
t. Unpopular opinion.
>>77760335
you use the carcass to make stock mate.
>>77760340
makes perfect sense you fucking brainlet
think about it
>>77760328
why is he photoshopping two of him in every picture
>>77760325
1 and 2 also have nice faces
only 3 is relatively ugly
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>77760370
no i wont think about it
>>77760365
Yeah sorry I make stock with the carcass and then gravy with the stock usually
>>77760328
im seeing double
4 australians.
rape a yank 2017
I USED TO READ WORD-UP MAGAZINE
>>77760346
t. child
i can still remember the day she died
>>77760409
'eed
>>77760409
hello rasheed
genuinely fucking hate meat eating cunts, learn some fucking decency you pieces of shit
>>77760348
>these people have absolutely no obstacles in life
>fucking mad, would love to spend a day in their world
and they are mormon so they don't hate you and want good things to happen in your life
come home white man
>>77760335
>buying a whole chicken
why? the only edible parts are readily available separately
>tfw 6'3
>mutli-millionaire dad
>live in own condo in large city
>pull semi regularly
>have traveled to 30+ countries
>fairly handsome
>very charismatic (best man at 3 peoples weddings already)
life is genuinely easy if you're born into wealth
>>77760435
Wow that's really impressive lad.
Tell me more please
could not care less about princess dieana
>>77760481
stupid boy
love georgian buildings simple as
>>77760481
Get more meat for the money
>>77760487
nice one
>>77760462
>and they are mormon so they don't hate you and want good things to happen in your life
they really don't if you're not part of the faith
No matter how fucking white you are they will ostracize you vehemently
>>77760462
mormons are idiots though. sounds like a nice place to live but religious people unnerve me. very weird lot.
my willy hurts lads
>>77760511
looks shite, simple as
ANY HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX MAN IN?
diana was a right slag
>>77760493
>Wow that's really impressive lad
bet it's the first time he's ever heard that
you just made his day
hahahaha remember the yanks who base jumped out of the twin towers hahahahahaa
everyone finds different things attractive
lets say, for example, i think people with purple mohawks and no eyebrows are attractive. i will try to date people who look like that. At the same time i , wanting to make myself more attractive, will shave my eyebrows and dye my mohawk purple.
tadah! gay twins.
not rocket science
>>77760481
all of the chicken is edible idiot. the carcass makes stock.
this frog is a bit annoying isn't he
>>77760348
ermm women can be lonely too you know
>>77760551
>Graphic t-shirts with video game logos
Grown men don't actually do this do they?
>>77760493
was actually joking lol
shame you're too autistic to sense the sarcasm
'An we'll live off the fat of the land and have rabbits.
>>77760481
you don't lose any value by getting a whole can
>>77760580
>knowing thats a videogame shirt
Child detected
NEED a ukranian gf
>>77760585
wow thats really impressive. tell more jokes. we're all laughing and its definitely not at you.
>>77760524
except religion seems to correlate with very little promiscuity in women which is a plus so maybe you're missing the big picture
>>77760522
never ever heard of something like this in mormon country but okay
>>77760586
FOY
>>77760592
the yank dinner
LOVE anime
not a nonce, just love it, simple as
anime
the virgin profile
>>77760618
coming soon to post-brexit UK
>>77760594
Nah just browse reddit. Although now that I think about it, I think its actually some super hero logo
george - southerners
lennie - northerners
>>77760551
'ck off bender
>>77760207
/pol/ laps this shit up like crazy.
>>77760592
there simply are no words ..
>>77760642
yee haw
all that matters is your jawline
>>77760654
not a fan of this post
one more holiday with the boys before I sign myself away to a lifetime of servitute
>>77760612
small price to pay to get rid of religion. dont waste my time with that nonsense lad. its absurd.
*blocks your path*
>>77760654
and Crooks is the londoner
hello, my name's NINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chicken frying in bitter
Also cracking this open
>>77760715
EAT SLUGS BIG D
What girls are attracted to when you're 18-25
1. Face
2. Height
3. Confidence (demeanor)
4.Body
5. Job or at least that you're driven
eyes struggle to stay open
>>77760592
i dont see whats wrong with this
once its been rinsed and heated itll be fine
diana was a slag
brexit proper done my head in:
>price of brocoli, peas and carrots gone up by 10%
>brexiteers won't notice because tescos is flogging crisps, chocolate and beer for half price
>>77760740
>>77760733
shouldn't pepper meat before frying. runs the risk of burning and tasting bitter.
>>77760733
why are you boiling meat in piss
>>77760765
so you mean the price of food hasn't changed overall then? whats the problem exactly?
pepper sprayed some cunt last night when he was trying to throw hands for me touching his gfs ass
>>77760823
>substituting your intake of vegetables with mcvittees caramel shortbreads
yes brexit has definitely improved my life.
>>77760780
you heard this off some random video/website on the internet but tell me this:
have you EVER eaten a piece of fried meat and thought "hmm if only they'd added the pepper after, this stuff is so bitter"
the answer is no
>>77760780
Yeah? Didn't know that. I'll do it differently next time.
>>77760813
It's butter mixed with oil so the butter doesn't burn so easily
>>77760840
weak cunt
not posting because the new is nearly here
just letting you lads know, don't worry aha
>>77759905
usually hate /int/ memes and everything associated with /int/posting but this was quite amusing
>>77760840
>ass
fuck off yank
>>77759905
NO
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE