/brit/

no dude you don't understand, it's way better for you If you douse the chicken in chlorine *takes bite of oestrogen pumped beef steak* trust me bro. Eyo is that egg brown? *spits out fluoridated water* Dude what the fuck do you want pinworms!? Bleach that shit my dude! Eggs should be sparkling white, way better that way my dude *psht* *takes a sip of diet coca cola*

anime

if 'whites' were trying to wipe out africa why do we send them foreign aid

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Thoughts

>>77760923
cringe

>>77760923
:-s

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Woah...this is groundbreaking

reminder to never pepper meat before frying it as it could burn and taste bitter.

All languages and dialects are of equal value.

>>77760923
oh my days

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>>77760854
That one lad with a white mate who thinks that by having a black neighbour the jews are trying to wipe oup Whites.

>>77760923
frightening

>>77760953
this image just ended racism

If someone started dating a communist and they didn't know, would it come as a surprise...or would there be a load of red flags???

>>77760914
that aid probably does more to fuck up that place than AIDS and hunger combined

watching gordon ramsey scream at yanks again lads

can't stop

>>77760953
me ... on the left ... taking a shit ...

>>77760923
this animal is struggling.

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washing the chicken before dinner, have to kill the pinworms

>>77761003
alri malthus

holy fuck Repo Man (1984) is SO good

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Well lads how are you spending your night?

Me: trying to figure where to sleep tonight

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Who watching Passchendaele 100?

Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.

>>77761003
exaggeration but point taken
nevertheless I doubt it's an evil scheme to build dependency

>>77761052
thanks mate. glad i recced it to you.

why aren't you traitors watching the Passchendaele commemorations on bbc2

>>77760999
ha

>>77761055
why have you gone to switzerland if you dont have anywhere to sleep

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what's the point in spending hours cooking when you can get a perfectly good meal out of a tin in a few minutes

Ban /brit/ for like a week as a warning and hopefully the handfull of autismos that do threads 100 post early and engage in thread wars will learn their lesson.

>>77761038
hope you're washing it in chlorine.

>>77761068
a lot of foreign aid goes straight to the top dogs of african countries and they are greedy niggers that are actually causing wars

Got a Dominos pizza on the way

>>77761139
alri priti

Of the 23,000 suspected jihadists (0.00034% of the UK's population, and 0.008% of the UK's Muslim population, to put things in perspective), a subset of 3,000 (0.00004% of the UK's population) are believed to be a legitimate threat.

And rorkes are paranoid all Muslims are evil. Seriously.

>>77761074
dude who cares about what happened 100s of years ago lmao

>England is fucking grim

Read this on here. Agree or disagree?

>>77760959
I'll keep this in mind

Catholics:
>aids is bad
>but condoms are worse!

*takes a fresh laid egg from hutch at the end of my garden*

ahh, nothing like fresh eggs in the morning
*soaks it in hydrogen peroxide and washes it down with a firehose*

>>77761159
FOY

>>77761156
so you think the rest all share your leftist ideals? you think they're all pro-women, pro-gay, pro-secularism and pro-tolerance?

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stupid fat cow

Won't eat anything unless it's covered in pastry or deep fried

>>77761164
any book in particular? could plug you a link

>>77761068
its not the money per se, rather what they do with it that is the problem. the corruption there is literally unfathomable so virtually every penny of it goes a million places other than where its meant to

>>77761153
When my driver comes I might put something in his hand and say 'have a drink on me mate' then when he looks down he'll see I've given him a tea bag.

>>77761209
glad im pretty much a born-again virgin so i dont have to deal with nutters like that.

well, im not glad im cripplingly lonely but i still dislike having those kinds of encounters.

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Added garlic, mushrooms, chicken stock, sage and a bit of cider

Smells good

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/30/uk-has-stripped-150-jihadists-and-criminals-of-citizenship
What do you think lads? A good step or a dangerous precedent?

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>>77761214
orly lad

>>77761219
God delusion please

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>>77761209

in this world you may be the winner, yes. but in the guild wars 2 world, i am the winner

Business Idea: Fur isn't Murder if it's got from non-endangered animals and in a responsible manner

>>77760981
never seen a laughing gondola before

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Love black culture

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>>77761252
x

>>77761276
kick the lot out

>>77761258
I would

>>77761209
>That last line
jokes

>>77761273
looks like something the dog's coughed up

Steven Dawson is in this thread right now

>>77761276
i think blatant racism belongs in the 1960's

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what does this image make you think of?

having a crisis lads aha x

We could just be a simulation... the people running that simulation could just be a simulation. what is our point

>>77761329
hi!

>>77761107
Trying out the homeless drifter lifestyle, figure it's basically just being a neet outside

>>77761301
racist

>>77761258
feel like shes not attractive.

has that emperors new clothes type thing going for her. where everyone just says shes attractive because they think they're supposed to think she is

Of the 23,000 suspected jihadists (0.00034% of the UK's population, and 0.008% of the UK's Muslim population, to put things in perspective), a subset of 3,000 (0.00004% of the UK's population) are believed to be a legitimate threat.

>>77761273
>no onions
grim

>>77761340
*simulates you*
heh, nothing personal, kid

>>77761338
>when your mum shouts at you when you have a mate over and you try to play it off

>>77761362
BUT MUH SKITTLES

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>>77761338
dmt
stasis chamber
chimps
clintons speeches
1 person shouldn't govern millions

NEVER ONCE see a whole chicken come out of a can. No idea how you'd even fit one in there.

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>>77761310
wish i was that kot :3

>>77761156

And how many Muslims would turn in a fellow Muslim who they suspect of being involved with terrorism home or abroad? How many would stand up against Shariah law being implemented into the UK? None.

>>77761107
But your ip says UK

big fan of anti-racism as long as it keeps out the pakis

>Of the 23,000 suspected jihadists (34% of the UK's population, and 8% of the UK's Muslim population, to put things in perspective), (40% of the UK's population) are believed to be a legitimate threat.hreat.

jesus fucking christ

>>77761362
And about 40% harbour Islamist thoughts and 99% want Islam to be the state religion

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Alri boyos

>>77761362
wasn't the recent German terrorist attack orchestrated by someone who was on the list but not considered a legitimate threat?

Sure it was the same for the Manchester attackers

>>77761407
hes phoneposting

>>77761407
he's mobile posting

>>77761395
Knew one of you would crawl out of the woodwork. Got any evidence for those claims mate? Thought not.

>>77761430
i would

>>77761362
ermmm sweaty pi, maths isn't allowed here

got alcohol poisoning

doing a suffering

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>>77761055

walk my dog through muslim areas and let it shit on peoples driveways lol

>>77761362
Now imagine 3000 bombings/truck attacks/acid attacks/mass shootings happening at once across the UK

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/NF85KYL
need you to take part in this survey for my Sport Science level 4 BTEC at Edge Hill guys xxx

>>77761364
I sometimes put shallots in there

>out in smoking area of club on Friday
>jokingly call my friend a paedo to a random person
>friend is still fucking raging at me

fuck sake, I understand that it was a shit thing to do and I shouldn't have done it but don't understand how he's still annoyed

utterly obsessed with girls bums. only white ones

>>77761389
fritz haber

>>77761484
bit islamophobic

>>77761273
dire, grim and minging

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>>77761055

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giggling

>>77761501
you are a retarded cunt

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trying to play Darkest Hour but I can't figure it out
>tfw to dumb for strategy games

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Here's hoping for more chinese investment in our glorious country, praise Xi!

>>77761414
And most Christians harbour Christian thoughts and want Christianity to remain the state religion...sounds similar to me...

body feels dead

>>77761501
People are insecure

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>>77761509
isnt that CRAAAAAAYZAY?!?!?!?!

>>77761550
你会说汉语吗?

>>77761536
just play hoi3 you memeing retard

watch marco antonio on youtube to figure out how to play

wish i could try out being a criminal just for fun for a few days with no consequences

no raping or murdering or anything, i just think breaking + entering might be really fun

Starting to think you lads aren't actually my friends

I love Islam it is so great

>>77761574
that dude is a SAAAAAAAAVAGE

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>>77761550
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C8sSTiYSLo

>>77761579
err no

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>>77761534

Want a scouse gf

I used to have negative views of Muslims and then I read that post about the statistics and now I have very positive views of them

>>77761574
>>77761509
>>77761389
you ever heard of the reverse hyper?

>>77761603
thought so
clearly you aren't ready to pleasure the BCC (Big Chinese Cock)

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stop bullying me about my cooking

>>77761587
>i just think breaking + entering might be really fun
just do urbex its the same but you dont break anything

>>77761535
I know it was a stupid thing to do but I've apologised about fucking 10 times for it
>>77761572
Might tell him that him getting so worked up about it is going to make people think he's actually a nonce

>>77761583
i'm playing on a shit old laptop, doubt hoi3 would run

Hello.

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Left a wedding early to get drunk and shitpost with the lads

bet 99% of rorkes don't even know they lyrics to the national anthem

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

>>77761631
I won't bully you mate
What is everyone else bullying you for?

I used to have negative views of Muslims and then I read that post about the statistics and now I still have very negative views of them

>no one mentioning tim anymore

looks like you guys weren't joking: your'e really ditching him now the normies have got him.

>>77761632
thats a crime too you degenerate

bet 99% of leftypol havent even read the quran

>>77761450

>According to an ICM Research poll in 2006, 20% of British Muslims felt sympathy with the July 7 terrorist bombers' "feelings and motives", although 99 per cent thought the bombers were wrong to carry out the attack. In another poll by NOP Research, almost one in four British Muslims believe that the 7/7 attacks on London were justified.

>In a 2007 Pew Research poll in response to a question on whether suicide bombing and other forms of violence against civilian targets to defend Islam could be justified in Europe: 70% of Muslims in Britain believed it could never be justified, 9% believed it could be justified rarely, 12% sometimes, and 3% thought it could be justified often.

Obviously not all Muslims are willing to carry out an attack themselves, but to turn a blind eye and support attacks on our nation is just as bad.

>>77761301
hmmmm ahhh yes indeed

as an atheist republican, i refuse to sing the national anthem out of principle

99.992% of British Muslims aren't jihadists. We need to trust them more.

might stop buying meat in the shops altogether and just eat the roadkill badgers and foxes I drive past each morning on the road

seems to be a neverending supply of them. amazed the environment can even sustain so many of them given how many get killed on the roads

honestly don't know why I save pictures from /s/ and /s/ related stuff lads

I almost never go back and look at it, and every time I delete it, I start saving again in a few days

>>77761648
>40 years old
>housemate
red flag red flag red flag

>>77761661
>thats a crime
yeah but its a civil matter so they dont do anything but take your details and tell you to piss off LMAO

>>77761674
Hang on though
That 2007 poll didnt mention anything about "against civilians" you fakenews lying CUNT

>>77761679
good post

>>77761627
I chose japanese instead, what a mistake

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shaved my face lads
love that clean smooth feel

played with a british furry on left 4 dead today lads, didn't help him when he got downed lol get rekt scum

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>>77761649
They said my cooking looks dire and grim and minging

so chillin in the front side(in the front side)
in the back seat(in the back seat); im driving... cruising; fast lane switching lanes with a car at my side WHEW

>what is this?

>>77761708

just out of uni mate nothing i can do

>>77761674
You said none would stand against shariah law and most of them would so you're a liar and wrong

>>77761751
what did you cook

>>77761714
yeah until they find a screwdriver in your backpack and convict you of attempted breaking and entering which, in a residential area, has a minimum prison sentence of 6 months

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>>77761641
based ethiopialad

>>77761751
But does it taste good?

right wing weebs weren't bullied enough in school, the fucking nerds

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>love jre

>>77761750
played left 4 dead a few times and I kept dying because I was a noob and people just didn't bother reviving me hahahahahah

hahahaha
hmm...

>Bought a multipack of cider intended to last until tomorrow.
>Drank it all already.
>Shops now closed.

Sigh

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y0wbXyR12c

just watching trash humpers

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HOWLING @ leftypol siding with literal pakis who want them dead over their own people

Leftism truly is a mental disorder

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>>77761055
you homeless or something mate?

not posh by any means but went to a wedding recently at a working man's club and felt v v v v v insecure

>>77761730
I didn't pick japanese because I couldn't be arsed with weebs
The Asian language students at uni occasionally do stuff together and Japanese students are without fail, always weebs and usually fat and greasy.
Korean students are either gay blokes or rather fit girls who like K-Pop
Chinese students are mostly normies with a few abnormies (me)

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rate my dinner

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40768870

>A 28 year old British expat working in IT has been arrested in Thailand for lese-majeste. Thailand takes defamation of the monarchy very seriously and the conviction rate for lese-majeste stands at 100%. The Embassy is in touch with his family and is providing support.

Holy shit lads

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>HOWLING @ leftypol siding with literal pakis who want them dead over their own people
>Leftism truly is a mental disorder

>>77761648
every aspect of this post left me profoundly uncomfortable

>>77761751
in the end it's only the taste that matters but put some effort in mate if you're going to share pictures

>>77761815
hopefully they nuke the FSA (fascist states of amerika) and help to spread socialist ideals around the world xxx

>>77761839
Not enuf meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R31nyLUAoyw

post choons

>>77761839
do like a bit of hummus

>>77761775
yeah but youre not supposed to be tooled up

>>77761768
100% of muslims in that same survey support sharia law so i didn't feel it necessary to say

>>77761753
friday by rebecca black?

KICKING IN THE BACK SEAT
WHICH SEAAAAAAAAAAAT DO I TAAAAAKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP887IpQL00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP887IpQL00
choon also

nothing wrong with islam

>>77761859
I know the embassy doesn't interfere with stuff that's illegal everywhere but I always thought they'd apply pressure for political/religious crimes

>>77761839
The bun is all wrong, theres no cheese, and it's assembled upside down

Send that back and tell them to sort it out

actual based black man here

>umm my eyes are up here sweaty x

business idea: make posts that make people think you're leftypol, when really you're just baiting them for (You)s and to also derail the thread

any good kinos come out lately?

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>>77761778
Not ready yet

Bet it tastes vile and grim

>>77761769
Chicken casserole with thighs and mushrooms and garlic and butter and leek and sage and cider

>>77761839
Curious levels of melanin

>>77761868
Pictures of food are difficult

Looks better in person

don't agree with this post >>77761913, but its author has the right to his or her opinion

is it gay if I fucked a girl with my mate?

she blew him while i fucked her from behind. she was way more fit than any girl ill ever get again

>>77761957
LITERALLY me

>>77761906
yes lad i translated that nigger myself when i realised the lyrics are pathetic... fast lane switching lanes like wtf is this guy on about.
baka haha x

>>77761958
bit racist mate

how hard is it to learn to read chinese

>>77761613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idvTdhhpGys

House mates commented on the fact that i don't seem to leave the flat except for work and groceries again lads.

>>77761958
>but its author has the right to his or her opinion
hate it when people say "his or her"
just say "their" you fuckwit

drugs making me dumb as heck mate sometimes have to think a long time before forming a coherent sentence

>>77761258
both of the women in this picture look like the second step on the Evolution of Clown poster

>>77761768

Those polls were on the issue of justifying terror attacks on civilian population, which in 2007 30% said it was justifiable . The percentage is probably higher now.

A poll by Policy Exchange in 2016 found that 43% said they supported "the introduction of Sharia Law" and just 22% were opposed. 16% of British Muslims "strongly support" the "introduction of aspects of Sharia law into Britain".

So out of all the Muslims asked only 22% were opposed? Doesn't look too good in my opinion.

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>>77761939
need an Ethiopian gf

kineaux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26TLiRiHBC8

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>>77761787
right wing weebs mentioned

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night lads, having a nice early one so i'm rested and not depressed when i rise for toil x

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>77761980
imagine watchign ITV.

>>77761957
Asian women are superior provided they're the big jaw having mainland type. At least you'll make a son who can make the rugby team

>>77761273
You gonna' cook the chicken some time this year?

>>77761965
nah it aint bent lad

>>77761052
you're welcome, my boy!

>>77761957
literally me on the right

>north korea launches a missile
>America : DON'T DO IT AGAIN, NEXT TIME WILL BE YOUR LAST I SWEAR
>north korea launches another missile

>>77762029
he's clearly going to broil it

>>77761965
not even slightly gay, unless you were staring into each others eyes. By the description of the positions you were both in that is plausable you gay fuck

ANSWER ME
how hard is it to learn to read chinese

the west coast of USA is literally heaven on earth

fucking amazing

>>77762020
cute! shame the soviets probably raped and killed her

>>77761073
you're welcome too, lad!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/toxic-shock-syndrome-tampon-warning-after-student-is-hospitalised-a6894996.html?cmpid=facebook-post

>women

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>>77761939
i like you and the bahamas poster

>>77762065
yes
t. been studying for two years

>>77761484
epic

>>77762082
america is grim

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>>77761994
>her face when anon boards the early bus to uni
>she planned her outfit all last night just to impress you

>>77761839
*@s you*

>>77762020
My student union has a comic con every year and campus gets overloaded with autism. Was walking back from the library last year and there was some cystic acne ridden guy wearing an SS outfit.

Not massively fussed myself but how do they get away with that?

>>77762051
>broiling chicken legs with a thick sauce and vegetables

enjoy your charred shit, never heard of something like this before

>>77762065
quite hard and for little reward.

even chinese people say its difficult because they have to memorise millions of those stupid illogical symbols.

on the other hand you could use that effort for getting good at maths or another langauge.

Speaking chinese isn't that hard though from what i've heard. the grammar is fairly straight forward.

>>77762065
chinese grammar is piss easy. the hard part is memorizing 3000+ characters. you can learn them through radicals though which are like the pieces that make up each character

>>77762065
the hardest of any language

Well cricket is a great sport

>>77762094
how good are you after 2 years

can you read newspapers and 4chan posts and stuff

popular opinion: elle fanning is fucking ugly

love best korean telly
simple as that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-mUUy85nc

>>77762134
boring as shit

alri lads listen up

the veggies and condiments go ON TOP of the burger patty. The burger should be the primary flavor source, your tongue is on the bottom, the patty should be on the bottom. The rest of it is just accent, sacked that on top of the patty and wrap it all up in a proper soft bun that's been toasted just a little bit on the grill. Put some cheese on it too, and stop using inch thick chunks of cabbage instead of a bit of loose lettuce. The thick cabbage is just tasteless filler that waters down the overall taste of the burger.

It's really not rocket science.

aisha

>>77762127
>stupid illogical symbols

hanzi is VERY logical, the alphabet is dumb as fuck in comparison

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>mate take the bloody photo already!!!

>>77761957

every single time i go into London on a weekend.jpg

utter runts

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Cute girl messaged me on Tinder

Not sure why I blurred out the name desu don't trust you lot anymore

>>77762119
I added leek and some water

>>77762029
It's got the lid on now in the oven for a while

>>77762051

Thank you

Big fan of Joseline Kelly

dont care

>>77762132
i think arabic is harder as a language. the grammar system is really complex and the writing system is also fairly strange.

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>america is grim

>>77761958
>don't agree with this post

You better hope I don't find you kuffar

>>77761988
same here lad, my sentence structure punctuation and spelling has gone down the drain i just dont know how to english anymore

>>77762119
with the lid clearly on you fecking eejit

why would I mention something so obviously implicit?

whats the deal with Erdogan? is he actually trying to revert Turkey back to a muslim state or is he just trying to reinforce his own power by insidiously infusing turkish nationalism with religious traditionalism without really caring himself all that much about religion the same way Putin is doing with Christianity in Russia?

>>77761839
could have at least washed your hands before eating mate

>>77762200
Pac NW is the best part of the US outside of the Carolinas

>>77762155
20 and 50 over games are great fun, test cricket isn't the same
When you go and watch it, it's just a place to go hang around and cheer every now and then

>>77762145
imagine coming home from your state assigned job to eat your state assigned food to watch your state assigned media on your state assigned TV in your state assigned apartment

must be bliss living in their little bubble

>>77762107
>>>/s/17599819
>>>/s/17599819

>>77762224
Bit racist

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hey I think they're deporting monica's dad

>>77762183

>red dot on forehead

she a paki?

>all my suggested youtube videos are tim now
fucks sake lads

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>>77762107
Another fan of Senait Gidey here.

>>77762176
>the alphabet is dumb as fuck in comparison

>basing written language on phonetics massively reducing the amount of characters required and creating a link between written and spoken language is dumb

>>77762183
what did she say
how did you reply

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>>77762245
>broad noses

>>77762219
don't care

>>77762212
nah writing is fine but like talking mostly during the afterglow is impossible
im like "uhhh" "ahhh" ad nauseam

>>77762219

Both. Islam in itself is a guideline on how to run a dictatorship.

need to stop eating so many carbohydrates

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>>77762093
bahamas lass is a top qt

>>77762219
Bit of both

matched with a french girl on tinder. she says she likes shitty jokes on her bio so im thinking i might start things off by saying 'bonjorno'. thoughts?

>>77762283
t. monolingual brainlet

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anime

>>77762293
She said "important question. Is the dog yours?"

Haven't replied yet. It's my family dog and isn't here with me

>>77762183
looks qt but sounds boring by the bio

wowwwww drugs dude legalise it all dude.man its natural bro........

*brain explodes whilst having stroke*
dude im tellin ya the elites are controllin us

>>77762345
that's barely even a joke lad

>>77762345
Say "un mec rentre dans un café et plouf"

>>77762265
whoever would have thought that a universal right to legal protection applies to everyone?

>Your oneitis hooked up with Chad at the trailer park. The second your oneitis arrived Chad told her to get on her knees. Chad pulled out his boner. Your oneitis proceeded to spit on Chad's dick while licking his balls like a six-year-old lapping at soft serve ice-cream. While your oneitis was sucking his dick Chad began to plug your oneitis's nose so she couldn't breath. This turned your oneitis on immensely. After oral sex Chad started fucking your oneitis mongo-style. He would intermittently slap her face, spit in her mouth, and put three of his fingers in her butt-hole as he ravaged her. This caused your oneitis to cum multiple times.
After fucking mongo style Chad decided to put an empty beer bottle in your oneitis's ass in order to simulate double penetration. Before he did this he spat on her butthole. As Chad fucked her he would ask, "Whose pussy and asshole does this belong to?" And your oneitis would reply, "It all belongs to you Chad, I'm a worthless whore." Chad proceeded to take the beer bottle out of her rectum and ordered her to clean it with her mouth. She did so eagerly.
They fucked for hours until Chad got bored and kicked her out of his trailer. Chad proceeded to drink beer, smoke cigarettes, pop Oxycontin, and snort cocaine while your oneitis longed for Chad. Your oneitis desperately wants commitment from this trailer-park-Chad. She now feels lonely.

how fucked are incels?

do homos feel shame or pleasure when taking a dump?

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>>77762282
I don't actually like sub saharan women typically. Not for color based reasons but the prevalence of man jaws is simply too low.

>>77762377
drugs are literally fine though.
they should spend their energies developing safe versions of heroin and coke that are non-addictive instead of hunting down the ganjaman.

letting migrants in your borders because they don't have a passport is like letting strangers in your house because they don't have a key

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anyone want owt

>>77762378
you autistic mate? not every joke is a knock knock joke

NEW

>>77762429
>>77762429

dude ban knives because they can kill

>>77762357
Not like the Latin script is used by 2/3rds of the world's literate population

>>77762439
OHHH FUCK OFF

>>77762427
damn. . .

>>77762399
I'm curious about the typical socio-economic distribution of incels

Like 4channers they tend to be white, but I think they're probably more likely to be in poverty and lacking in tertiary education than the typical channer