/brit/

first for bungalows

haha lads lol haha

racist edition :o

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And now ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the National Anthem of Australia

https://youtu.be/Ggb1mYY-uJY

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>shlumpf impeached soon

>>77748589
Small, strata apartments in the middle of Sydney are like $500,000 minimum

does anyone know if you get 'fibre' is it the same line, i.e., through your telephone or do they need to install something else?
dont mind any provider as long as they dont need to install things like virgin media
thanks x

lads
LADS
>>77748606

who ate my scotch egg??

>>77748623
smunpf blown the fuck out in one post

For the rorkes:
Know that in 1 or 2 generations the far right will be on the wrong side of history. Much like the Nazis today, they will be widely derided and mocked. I hope your spawn (if you have any!) Won't be embarrassed

Just slapped a wasp in my room with a passport but now i can't find it

Punted that yellow bastard straight across the room.

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post images that WILL trigger Australians

>>77748606
grim

they have their own little communities of 60 year old retirees who still complain about absolutely everything and uphold the whinging pom stereotype to the letter

http://britishexpats.com/forum/australia-54/

>>77748640
Yeah it's a good idea as long as they're white x

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeI3-G-NTM

the only guy who knows what's actually going on

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PENG TING CALLED NATHALIE

>>77748657
well maybe if you didn't do so much wrong people wouldn't complain

shagged the gf up the arse and got shit all over my dick.

ouch

>>77748657
but most of the irish people who move there are in their 20s

>>77748662
VERY good post

>>77748649
only if the jews win and the white race is wiped out

>>77748662
bit antisemitic mate

if australia is so good why does every brit that go there complain constantly? they must be doing something wrong haha

is australia whiter than the uk?

>>77748700
something something whinging poms
it's a phenomena

>>77748606
They like me a lot more than any brown or yellow people. Generally they'll me like their own until they're angry about something, then its "fucking pom" every other word

>>77748673
kek

>>77748703
Dunno, but Ireland is definitely """""whiter""""" than either

>>77748481
>>77748475
But why? what's wrong with united diversity?

>>77748703
nah, the weather means we are considerably more pale

Why can't we be as cool and independent as Japan lads?

>>77748657
lol

>>77748700
I love it here but then I'm not from Britain so maybe that whiny part of British culture didn't transfer to me

>>77748731
japan is a shithole stuck in the bad part of the 80s and will never get better

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wouldn't mind a genocide of australian brits

I myself am an australian brit but any potential genocide would exclude me x

australia would be perfect if it didnt get so hot.

>>77748745
well jell

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I WANT MAINLANDERS TO LEAVE!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-40745533

>W*les

>>77748640
poms are usually pretty scummy, don't like them simple as
the irish are usually quirky characters that get along well with people. they're treated as memes a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzWQBdfzBo

>>77748745
how do they have bigger houses than you when they have a higher population density?

>>77748703
probably similar overall to be honest (so mid-high 80s percentage wise?)

>>77748759
is the incest stuff mainlander propaganda

>>77748741
yeah but surely if it was good we wouldn't moan?
we don't moan much here

>>77748747
>86,125 seppos

>>77748761
pretty smart of him. might do that myself.

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>But new arrivals in Australia "really notice the differences - and there are many", says Visiting Professor Roger Burrows at London's Goldsmiths College.

>He has studied the phenomenon of migrants abandoning Australia over the past decade and many cite similar reasons for leaving.

>"The lack of public transport means there isn't a culture of going for a drink after work," he says.

>"Commuters spend hours on the road and when you eventually get home you're in vast dormitory suburbs with poor-quality housing… watching terrible Australian TV.

>"It's very hard to make friends. Many never visit the beaches that attracted them in the first place.

>"They head back to the UK for a social life with a decent pub. Very long working hours are the final straw for many Brits."

Is Australia actually this shit?

>>77748763
:[

>>77748759
what happens on that island in the top right?

>>77748747
>2.5mil from non-white countries

delet this

>>77748747
that's a lot of chinese
do they integrate well?

>>77748779
I doubt it's that bad but I know they have some unusual labour laws

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Frank is at it again, for petes sake

https://youtu.be/NuAw3V17Pxc

>>77748774
>we don't moan much here
Not at all my experience of the mainland

>>77748759
I honestly forget Tasmania exists sometimes

>>77748781
thats japan mate

>>77748780
sorry lad but many of the brits coming here are utter filth
lots have tats, deano haircuts and terrible provincial accents

>>77748781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Island

absolutely nothing

>>77748797
>the mainland
are you that northern irish lad

>>77748761
grim

>>77748769
wales, scotland and NI are 95%+ white
england on the other hand is about that range

>>77748779
Hate Australia, love pints. simple as

>>77748795
why does he have a bed in his kitchen?

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Just dipped my bellend into one of these lads

>>77748795
he's the definition of pseudo intellectual

>>77748779
Fake news on every line desu

>>77748779
all wrong EXCEPT for television

>>77748795
>walk around public urban space with shirt off inappropriately
"omg look at all this attention I got"

hate australia
love huffing petrol
simple as

>>77748785
the only people who ever integrate are other white people lad

>>77748806
>lots have tats, deano haircuts and terrible provincial accents
They sound like readymade Australians

>>77748785
howling

violent scenes outside Great Ormond Street Hospital, turn on BBC News

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500893732446.webm

>>77748785
nope, going to university is hell because they will completely wall themselves off to any non-chinese
I do commerce and many courses feel like 70%+ chinese

>>77748833
he also isnt wearing trousers

>>77748803
>I honestly forget Tasmania exists sometimes
Baka.
>>77748773
>is the incest stuff mainlander propaganda
Depends who you bump in to down here.
>>77748781
>what happens on that island in the top right?
Cheese, Windfarms, and the Black War.

>>77748847
excellent!

>>77748847
heh

franks been around for years doing bullshit videos and he still hasn't cracked 1 million+ subs. he should give up.

>>77748808
Jerseylad (not the Muslim autist)

>>77748847
kek

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>>77748847
do you have the webm where they're dancing with the little girls

not a fan of australia being used as a conversation topic

please talk about something else x

>>77748871
haha
redpill me on sark
why do the barclay brothers own it?

>>77748856
are tasmanian the chillest aussies

Australian meat pies

Unironically was once bitten by a spider in Ireland.
St. Patrick didn't go far enough

>>77748880
nonce twat

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how do i make friends with the chinks at my university? i have kind of a "thing" for asian guys.

>>77748882
what do you want to talk about?

>>77748889
nobody has yet proven that tasmanians actually exist

>>77748906
bender

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>>77748882
*blocks your path*

>>77748908
canada

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literally me x

>>77748906
do cosplay

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40768352

>>77748931
are you about to eat a slice of wood?

>>77748906
you dont. they're less interested in assimilation than muzzies are.

>>77748931
t. Bing Wu

>>77748939
>In 2009, Mr Myers wrote a column for the Irish Independent newspaper denying the Holocaust happened. It was removed following the criticism of his latest article

hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

reckon the australian big kev needs to make a triumphant return into politics and save us from the conservatives desu

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gf just sent me this

>>77748884
Tax evasion as with anything related to my dear home and neighbours. Also heard they wanted to build their own castle so I imagine a fair degree of ego stroking too

>>77748931
why hasnt aus legalised gay marrige yet

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wanking is really out of control

>>77748939
he's just telling it like it is

>>77748931
No culture!

the fucking state of me lads lmao

fucking belting down rain outside rn

>>77748591

ME in the back

>>77748959
can't believe kevin 07 was ten years ago

what a grim shithole this place has become

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gf just posted this

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>>77748889
>are tasmanian the chillest aussies
Generally I'd say yes.
We have a habit of saying "Hello" and thanking bus drivers.
Our taxis don't have ballistic glass built in to them.
And you can ask most anyone for directions, even the rough-as-guts looking ones.
Within the main cities.
Outside of that you will run in to the descendants of convicts.
Nice enough earnest people though, very practical.

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Jimmy Savile was a transdimensional sorcerer who controlled society with occult energies

Rhodes wanted to create a secret society that would bring the whole world under British rule.[9] The exact wording in his will was:

>"[this money is for] the establishment, promotion and development of a Secret Society, the true aim and object whereof shall be for the extension of British rule throughout the world, the perfecting of a system of emigration from the United Kingdom, and of colonisation by British subjects of all lands where the means of livelihood are attainable by energy, labour and enterprise, and especially the occupation by British settlers of the entire Continent of Africa, the Holy Land, the Valley of the Euphrates, the Islands of Cyprus and Candia, the whole of South America, the Islands of the Pacific not heretofore possessed by Great Britain, the whole of the Malay Archipelago, the seaboard of China and Japan, the ultimate recovery of the United States of America as an integral part of the British Empire, the inauguration of a system of Colonial representation in the Imperial Parliament which may tend to weld together the disjointed members of the Empire and, finally, the foundation of so great a Power as to render wars impossible, and promote the best interests of humanity."

>>77749026
not a word

>>77749015
>tfw I left my 4chan in the wash

>>77748974
lefties are blocking it
odd state of affairs

>haha look at us tassy dogs we're so chill
>haha we say hi to other humans, NO other aussies do THAT
>we even know how to give directions!

fuck off, the rest of the country doesn't think about you at all

>>77749015
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>77748974
because our governing party is in a coalition with ultra conservatives and that's the only way anything passes in parliament and if there was a referendum on the issue it would unironically fail and the LGBT community would kill themselves en masse

>tfw bit of comfy rain hitting the window
this confounds and befuddles the aussie

>>77749026
wouldn't want to emigrate to any of those shit-holes 2bh

*believes everything that reinforces my worldview and disregards everything that contradicts it*

heh

>>77749053
you dont seem very chill at all

>>77749020
>We have a habit of saying "Hello" and thanking bus drivers.

everyone does this unless they're nonwhites

reminder that this poster is in all likelihood martin bryant's brother and a product of incestuous relations going back centuries

Think the wasp has died somewhere in the corner, he was quite slow for a wasp so he was already on his way out. Reckon my slap sent him straight to the Reaper

>>77749020
good lads

:)

HATE tasmanians
HATE new south welshmen
LOVE victorians

simple as

>>77749126
passive aggressive CUNT

>>77749126

=^]

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>>77749053
>Typical Mainlander butthurt
;^)

would you have joined the nazis?

why are non-whites generally quite rude and lacking in manners?

I died doing what I love
flying

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washing the yank

Do spiders kill wasps lads?

>>77749148
would i have had a choice?

>>77749148
>would a general full of nationalists joined a successful, fanatically nationalist organisation
Probably

>>77749148
>>77749149
hmmmmm

new word: fucktacular (a shortening of 'fucking' and 'spectacular')

>>77749149
they genetically have lower IQs than whites and they come from uneducated uncivilised cultures

>>77749161
no

>>77749152
imagine the STATE of the person believing this, bet he's poor as fuck too

>>77749161
other way round

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_wasp

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>you will never be a pakistani

Is wasp posting a new gimmick? Lemme try
*buzzzzzzzz*
t. Wasp

>>77749159
pet yank passed away last week
very sad news

Top 10 times Jordan Peterson DESTROYED postmodernism!

>>77749148
what kind of self respecting young man wouldn't have?

>have a sore throat
>buy some halls
>dad keeps nicking them

REEEEE

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>>77749183
FUCK WASPS

>>77749161
Yeah I've seen it, it's a real struggle though
They kill millipedes too, put one on a huge spiders web once and watched him haul it up into a crevice

wonder what the collective IQ of all Bradley posters is

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is this what girls do at sleepovers

>>77749192
heart disease? my yank perished from that a couple of years ago
got to take them out often because as you probably know they don't respond well to attempts to change their diet

>>77749203

imagine trying to explain this image to someone who just woke from a 20 year coma

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>>77749203

>>77749181
yesterday someone said he was a millionaire, so it's just pure cynicism.

>>77749227
-13

just remembered I'm toiling tomorrow

grim

>>77749235
boys too :3

getting my first car lads, a punto evo, am 26, got license and 18 but haven't driven since.

Wew, quite excited tbf

>>77749015
I keep my 4chan under my bed in case of these situations

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>>77749227
probably about the same as the combined population of brisbane

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>ITT: Mainlanders wishing they could live in Tasmania

Havin the ol' hair cut tomorrow lads

Got stung by a wasp on the inside of my ear when i was kid. Now everytime a wasp is around i get like a phantom pain in my ear. Weird innit

>>77749240
yea heart disease, we were told right at the beginning they're prone to that, just didnt have the heart to say no the way he looked at me from his runt cage at the pound

>>77749273
bit gay

>>77749242
>They're just prominent cultural/political figures
Yeah that was hard

Girlfriend just found my 4chan account

>>77749235
not at any I went to

>>77749335
nonce twat

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>ITT: Tasmanians wishing mainlanders acknowledged their existence.

>>77749334
bought my gf a 4chan pass for christmas

look about 9 shaved

not a fan of this estrogen malarkey

0800-00-1066

>>77749306
looks jurassic

delete your post

Walking around naked

>>77749343
no??

>>77749389
pics x

we are the wood preservation society

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>gf made me delete my 4chan account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfo_b_jSfSI

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having a smoke

>>77749404
Nah

>>77749416
he is a fine anglo-saxon specimen.

>>77749362
So's our infrastructure.

It is pretty nice.
Wait until you walk through the bush up to our mountain. It's truly outstanding passing through three different landscapes at once.

might pit a spider and a wasp against eachother in the hope the fray will result in the collateral destruction of my bollocks

:(

>>77749428
how are your legs so smooth?

>>77749428
runtoid instectoid

>>77749428
>shaving your legs
Alri poofter

>>77749455
it's called grooming darling x

>>77749428
>desperados
gim

>>77749428
that ain't you

>>77749455
I wax them every day

>>77749428
smoking kills

>>77749428
effeminate poof

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>>77749344
re

>>77749455
i shave and then rub semen on them

>>77749428
good newcunt detector this

>>77749447
no you won't

>>77749473
so does alcohol but I bet you drink that

>>77749428
>smoking tobacco in 2017

absolute state of you

just made an excellent post on r/unitedkingdom complaining about white people and western civilisation lads, 624 upvotes so far

>>77749496
alcohol doesn't kill

wearing a skirt

>smoking

Why yes let me give you money to kill myself Mr Goldberg

fucking STATE of smokers

>>77749496
umm no i dont sweetie :) x

>>77749511
pics x

>>77749501
Hello Dublin

>>77749512
we fund your NHS you ingrate

need some good wanking material

i've had a shit today

link me something GOOD (straight)

>>77749504
my gf

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>alcohol doesn't kill

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>>77749496

>>77749528
And take it right back when you get lung cancer or emphyzema or w/e

do NOT reply to me again you pathetlic little WORM

>>77749428
>reading poems written by a gay jewish nonce
howling

>>77749279
more like runto evo

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doing a read

>>77749512
>living to 80 while your mind and body slowly deteriorate while your kids abandon you while the country is overrun by rasheeds while everything gets almost impossibly grim

hmm yes I'll have a think about it and get back to you later

>>77749512
Smoking is food for you, brainwashed idiot.

>housemate comes downstairs for a few minutes
>back upstairs
>10 minutes later hes back downstairs for a few minutes
>back upstairs
>repeat at least 3 more times every few hours

so fucking annoying. what is he doing.

>>77749543
factually incorrect
on balance they put more in

nigha nigga nigga

>>77749532

>>>/hm/1574644

*sits in starbucks reading a pretentious book*
*occasionally glances round the shop to see if anyone's paying attention to me*

>>77749564
spying on you

>>77749564
he wants your attention
give him a kiss

>>77749572
no they fucking dont

>get high and mighty about not smoking
>probably still eat smoked meat and cheese
wooooow

>>77749556
Then just kill yourself now? Would be doing the world a favour

>>77749532
https://fr.xhamster.com/movies/3553055/handjob.html
can't go wrong with this

How much money have you lads got saved

I'm 23 I've got about 20grand I made on Ethereum. Probably going to leave it in for a few years. I make 30 grand a year but I live in London so not great

>>77749598
do none of these

>>77749594
don't be wrong all your life
please

Best method for personal grooming lads? Need to trim my bollocks but scissors take ages and it's hard to get it looking even

>>77749625
proofs??????

>>77749604
smoking doesn't mean you can't enjoy life, it just means you have the time of it during your glory years and cash out once everything goes to shit anyway

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>>77749520

>£120 a month on gas
Am I mad or is that a bit extortionate for one lad in a one-bed flat?

>>77749650
grim

french polynesia in that /asean/ thread if anyone cares about flag autism

>>77749631
use a buzzer and just deal with small cuts to the ballsack
they heal pretty fast

>>77749645
possibly the most brainlet post in the history of 4chan, ever

>>77749654
use less gas then

>>77749666
No thank you Satan

>>77749631
i used scissors

>>77749650
you look like a malnourished man. not convincing.

>>77749680
ok that's cool just let me know next time you want some advice so I can give it to you and get it thrown back in my face that's totally fine man

>>77749623
>25
>23 grand

Gonna use 10 or so to buy a house next year, I make around £15000/year via various internet exploits, work about 3 hours a week

>>77749676
Not really sure how. I have a bath mebbe once every couple of days. Oven doesn't even work, just use hobs for the odd pan of noodles or beans or whatnot. Obviously not using heating. Really hope there's been some mistake because I can't keep paying this amount.

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>>77749623
19, no social life so I've saved up most of the proceeds from working as a wageslave for the past few years

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https://youtu.be/fT3ZTurQyt0

Watching Ed March videos again

>>77749623
20
like a grand

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>>77748611

>>77749749
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kys

>>77749726
you have to tell us now

I like when breadcrumbs sit on my boxers.
It feels wierd but mostly good.

>>77749722
Will do x

Seriously though is there anyway to use them without cutting my ballsack?

>>77749732
ah yes, the runt life

>>77749771
>Spaniard on vacation
where are you visiting mate

>>77749650
hot

>>77749826
Ireland
Lycamobile gives my phone an UK adress or even a Belgian one on rare occassions
I did visit Wales last year and back in 2013

ded fred

what's your cordial of choice lads

quite a fan of vimto and ribena, but it's gotta be robinsons for me

last night's cock thread was amazing

>>>/b/740512978

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>cordial

This still angers me.

It's a disgrace to the aesthetics and the heritage of the football club. The oval badge was quintessential Italian, the black and white stripes and the bull of Turin went together perfectly.

I don't particularly like Juventus, but I respect them as the classic Italian football club and one of the great clubs of Europe.

And what do you replace it with? Two fucking J's. Fuck whoever did this, they should be lynched and beaten for this monstrosity.

where the hell did everyone go?

answer me! ANSWER ME!

/brit/ D&D game when?

>>77750000
no idea it just sort of died

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>>77750000
just waiting for digits to check

>>77749790
It's not much but it's all mine. I don't need much, having lived in squats without electricity for months at a time, eating what I could find in the street. Quite happy as long as I have electricity, gas, internet, and food. Current situation suits me fine, apart from overpaying on gas.

Football would be more interesting to watch if the field had four randomly placed claymore mines.

27,000 posts to the get

*all the lads having a conversation*
*say something*
*the conversation dies*

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>This still angers me.

>It's a disgrace to the aesthetics and the heritage of the football club. The oval badge was quintessential Italian, the black and white stripes and the bull of Turin went together perfectly.

>I don't particularly like Juventus, but I respect them as the classic Italian football club and one of the great clubs of Europe.

>And what do you replace it with? Two fucking J's. Fuck whoever did this, they should be lynched and beaten for this monstrosity.

what multiplayer games do the kids play on steam these days
got bored of tf2 a long time ago and need another thing I can play for the odd hour if i'm bored

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Player Unknowns Battlegrounds

Havin' a cup'o'soup lads

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Chivalry

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BF2 is free with dlc at battlelog.co, still quite a lot of players

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TF2 (6v6 on private passworded servers with ETF2L ruleset, communicating in voicechat and giving relevant calls)
Nothing compares

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Same line I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_tQhvVwfQ

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Noice, that'll buy you maybe a week's worth of smashed avo

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Replying to those trips and quads