/brit/

nice dead poomunity you guys have here

https://archived.moe/b/thread/740500155/

Who was in the dick thread last night?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3899830/Diesel-owners-face-congestion-charge-drive-16-cities-ruling-Government-not-doing-meet-EU-air-pollution-targets.html
now you can london too

Cup o'soup lads

>>77750073
this does sound good
but I'm a little iffy about paying for unfinished games in general
are the devs on the up and up

>>77750088
deranged bender

>>77750087
everyones at the pub
we'd have invited you but the ladies find you 'creepy'

hate coffee
love dunking biscuits in coffee

simple as

>>77750087
Yes don't feel like you're part of it and are responsible for the content in any way or have to contribute something worthwhile, we just exist to serve you. Just sit back and enjoy. That means no posting btw.

>>77750143
you say this sarcastically but this is genuinely how I see this general

>>77750059
Chivalry
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball

got me a vue cinema unlimited pass lads, only £200/year

>>77750161
Shhh... No posting, remember?

>>77750192
I don't actually have to listen to you, you're just a random person

>>77750050
good post

pretty neat get if I may say so myself
>>77750000

started downloading Mass Effect 1 to do a pragmatic run but cancelled the download
don't need to waste another hundred hours on vidya

>>77750240

>not enjoying all your media at 2x speed

>>77750059
Get a HOTAS Thrustmaster and get on Elite Dangerous if your machine can handle it. Need more than an hour though.

What other board should we colonise lads? We're big fish in a tiny pond in /int/, I say we expand

>>77750316
not that useful to me then is it

>>77750333
threads on /pol/ and /r9k/ not enough?

>>77750359
Those are shit

>>77750333
/his/.

Britain has more history than the rest of the world combined.

>>77750333
we should renegotiate the free-trade deal and freedom of movement with /r9k/, really think we get the short end of the stick, I mean how is someone like pakipoo allowed to just come and post here, how does it benefit us?

>>77750359
ah yes, the rorke general
and ah yes, the virgin general

we have a healthy mix of both already

mental how in 20 years ill be in my 40s

got an belter absolute belter of a post to make that will shatter your concept of reality as you know it but am not posting it until this place picks back up

My suggestion? /britv/. Plenty of fairly unique tv for the lads

>>77750456
we have occasional threads about our less cancerous tv shows, don't think that could sustain a rolling general though

>tfw your dad robbed an anglo yesterday

>>77750496
if he was in lithuania he was probably runt anyway, what did he take?

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>>77750486
>tfw no giant gf

>>77750456
brit/diy/ - filled with people confused about hammers, saws and other basic tools mostly asking medical advice.

How are any of the stand up comedians carted out by the Beeb remotely successful

they're all so unfunny

>>77750486
i want to lick her legs

>>77750486
ermm... hello?! where is the bunda?

business idea: different generals for each country in the UK with /brit/ being the central command post

Havana looks very comfy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uv5FVJb-iA

gf idea: give up and settle for a twink bf instead

>>77750333
we should establish an outpost on /bant/
/eire/ have a thread there and we don't, embarrassing

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>>77750486
great post

>>77750540
lefties and minorities are always unfunny

>>77750486
Grim arse

*does something wacky*

>>77750594
i've been there. its alri.

>>77750540
whats your list of 10 funny comedians?

Went to bed at 12
Didn't sleep till 5/6
Woke up at 12 but kept setting it to snooze for 10 minutes in my semi comatosed state
So been in bed 15 hours

>>77750623
don't think I'd be able to name a single decent right wing comedian if I'm honest

>>77750628
post your arse so we can compare

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Another Bollywood movie set in London

>>77750609
*invests*

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>>77750486
>>77750618

She's sort of goofy looking and outrageously gorgeous at the same time

I didn't say you were a liar, I said you're fired!

>>77750662
that's because you don't know any

only lefties get anywhere with their careers because jews own the entertainment industry

whats the best train line

>>77750725
northern rail, clitheroe line

>>77750725
west coast main line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QcQbC9GPFM

the fact that only a minority actively carry out attacks is irrelevant
its absolutely impossible to differentiate the "good" ones from the bad until they commit said violence, and more than that the rest of the community acts as an incubator and enables these actions.

this is why they have no solutions besides just "living with terrorism" since there are none besides those which treat the community as a body rather than individuals with zero connection (as in Western "society")

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>>77750692
just look how perfect that face is

>intense thunder outside
comfy feeling

>>77750675
get gyrating lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udra3Mfw2oo

>>77750657
1. Lenny henry
2. that dumb woman from essex
3. jo brand
4. lee mack
5. that asian bloke with the lazy eye
6. miranda hart
7. that dumb woman from up north who goes on about how fat she is
8. dara o'brien
9. the bloke from outnumbered
10. russell howard

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*teleports behind you*

>>77750768

It's sunny outside lad

>>77750748
most of these people that commit terrorism are already know to police and are on watch lists

the only solution is to deport all these people immediately

>>77750692

cheekbones for days

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This girl looks very cute, I bet she's going to make someone very happy

>>77750776
almost all BBC people though surely?

>>77750782
>when you get beat at starcraft

>>77750725
East Coast

>>77750692
she produces a lot of saliva when she talks

>>77750776
some of those are genuinely funny desu

>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
NEW British colonial outpost
get in here lads

pakis aren't funny
women aren't funny
lefties aren't funny
normies aren't funny
blacks aren't funny

>>77750657
1. Bob Mortimer
2. Lee Mack
3. Harry Enfield
4. Aisling Bea (my gf)
5. Bill Bailey

rest are shit

>>77750540

normies like whatever they're told to like

emperors new clothes. everyone else is laughing so i better laugh too.

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http://independent.ie/world-news/australasia/australian-police-thwart-terror-plot-to-bring-down-plane-35981376.html


Ahhhhh yes

Lads I'm trying to find the name of song
It goes like
Badum dum dum
Badum dum duh
Badum duh dum dum dum

>>77750662
Because they stay silent about their politics, otherwise they'll be blacklisted and never heard from again. Whereas lefties often make their show more about politics than comedy, to signal to the bosses that they're safe and righteous.

If there's a comedian who's noncommittal, vague, or evasive about politics, they're probably right wing. Or at least "right wing," ie. not a hysterical SJW lefty.

>>77750848
nope

>>77750889
>If there's a comedian who's noncommittal, vague, or evasive about politics, they're probably right wing.

Name 3 of them

>>77750889
you have to be openly left politics wise to make it anywhere at least in mainstream tv comedy

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>>77750793
I think it would be a better solution to publicly execute them, using methods that send them to hell according to their religious beliefs.

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right wingers aren't fun-

>>77750884

fucking scientologists again

>>77750936
think we should force them to eat so much bacon their stomachs explode

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What am I doing lads? I've completely lost control of my life. Where did my will to live go?

>>77750947
Yes, literally a perfect example of why right wingers aren't funny

>>77750987
yes that was precisely what i was trying to convey with that post my man.

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right wing comedy goes over the heads of most low IQ lefties

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>omg i totally have a thing for nerdy guya

you're a joker I'm the joker

>>77751048
why are his nipples lopsided

>>77751048
are steroids required for that physique?

>>77751029
sam hyde was unironically funnier before he was just parroting /pol/.

his old anti-normie/anti-convention/anti-media sketches are far funnier than this new pseudo-esoteric /pol/ shit.

>>77751065
just b yourself

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Approaching 4 days without eating

>>77750915
Bill "don't ask me I'm just a comedian" Burr
Jerry "I won't play college campuses any more because even jokes about airplane peanuts are off limits" Seinfeld
Joe "I get floods of abusive emails for daring to speak to Milo" Rogan

>>77750617
/bant/ is dire though
nobody wants to post there

mixed feelings about yanks

>>77751065
Not at all. Don't even need that much lifting, just a good diet and cardio.

>>77751065
No dude, just be yourself and hit the gym!

>>77750486
want those legs rapped around me and depriving me of oxygen, simple as

>>77750915
michael richards

>>77751093
had a kid with an sjw black queen
jew
pothead

are we all in /britbant/?

>>77751076
his best stuff is the shit he filmed in his bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkMdTvg5pU

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>>77751134

>>77750782
how the fuck did he lose to the fat lad
he had been surprised
he was fucking sitting in a chair
embarrassing

>>77751093
None of these cretins are funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

best right wing comedian

>>77751098
/bant/ is what we make it
it can be just like here but with naked slags

watching anime :3

>>77751146
So what?
So what?
So what?

None of those things preclude a person from having conservative or right wing views.

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ALL NEURONS FIRING AT 105% CAPACITY, CAPTAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_tQhvVwfQ
.

>>77751171
Faggot

>>77751076
but that's what brought him to /pol/'s attention in the first place you mong

the shit like the TEDx talk is /pol/ humour

>>77751149
this. and this is basically just anti-normie jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM9g8ozZyAA

^ this one is another funny one just taking the piss out of films.

world peace and all the 'high production value' /pol/ shit he makes is shit compared to this

>>77751180
best right wing comedian desu

Everyone I like is actually a secret right winger

>>77751159
Is it goalpost moving time already? Now you want 3 comedians who make you laugh and don't discuss politics?

>>77751146
>had a kid with an sjw black queen
BASED

>>77751173
views without action are meaningless
like being a vegetarian that doesn't mean to eat meat but still does

>>77751196
i knew about sam hyde since about 2012-13. lost interest in him when he just started shilling for /pol/'s attention .

TedX talk is still what i'd class as just general non-conformist humour.

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Love a bit of right wing comedy me

>>77751238
*remembers things in a northern accent*

>>77751238
GARLIC BREAD?

>>77751206
Lefties like everyone to know they're a lefty, it's central to their philosophy. So someone who isn't banging on about what a massive lefty they are, probably isn't a lefty.

>went to france in year 7
>had a mixtape with several songs on my walkman
>remember EXACTLY what they were and each one is linked to a different place in france
>can't remember what I had for tea last week

hmmmmmmmm

New thread
>>77750050
>>77750050
>>77750050

TIME
TO
LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEEHHHHHHHHIIIINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

the gf and I have mutually agreed to see other people

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>>77751276
>that album that you associate with her

>>77751229
You have a very specific idea of what right wing means. None of those things contradicts right wing philosophy, although they might contradict the far right wing stereotype that you assume all right wingers must adhere to.

>>77751276
you have tea more frequently than you take trips to France, perfectly normal

>>77751276
>Tfw got a walkman
>tfw remember loading it with lots of rap music
>tfw remember listening to it singing a long saying all sorts of vulgar things quite loudly in earshot of my dear old mother

business idea: pretend to be right wing to get attention from a specific demographic and easily manipulate them into being your orbiters

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>>77751312
wew

>>77751341
fuck off lauren

>>77751341
>tfw people actually give enough money to mongs like moly and sargon and pjw that they can actually survive off their income from that

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DIP ME

>>77751349
whats yours lad

>>77751364
I think I read that Jordan Peterson is raking in about 70k a month in donations since the SJWs tried to shut him down for not using correct pronouns.

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-1283755373/llyrllyrllyr/photos

reckon you could beat up this tranny?

>>77751238
So... What about the holocaust, eh?
*Laugh track*

business idea: tinder for autists

>>77751337
did this with the south park movie, would have been quite concerned as my parents back then

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apologize

>>77751341
you'd make far more money being a SJW patreon mong, bonus £££ if you're a woman or non-white

>>77751405
for what

>>77751341
Works. Design frog t-shirts and sell to alt right crowd

>>77751398
Think that already exists as Deviantart lad

>>77751405
What happened to their palace? Looks like Mongols got hold of it or something.

>>77751395
Virus
>>77751398
BnB for autists

>>77751422
I think I might be related to them

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>pothead

>>77751065

You mean you don't look like that naturally? weird!

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r8 the hand lads

Business idea: Female suicide bomber snuff porn

small brain: pothead
medium sized brain activating: ganjaman
large glowing brain: weedsmen (which sounds like a cricket fielding position)

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>>77751405
>In 1860, during the Second Opium War, as the Anglo-French expedition force relentlessly approached Beijing, two British envoys, a journalist for The Times and a small escort of British and Indian troopers were sent to meet Prince Yi under a flag of truce[1] to negotiate a Qing surrender. Meanwhile, the French and British troops reached the palace and conducted extensive looting and destruction.[2] Later on, as news emerged that the negotiation delegation had been imprisoned and tortured, resulting in 20 deaths,[3] the British High Commissioner to China, Lord Elgin, retaliated by ordering the complete destruction of the palace, which was then carried out by British troops.

>>77751498
m'lady

>>77751498
10/10 by default for your faith in Jesus

>>77751498
christcuck

work tomorrow

>>77751527
haha commies BTFO!! xDD

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>>77751498
why are people on /bant/ so uppity about slagposting

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>>77751545
a tankie's here lads

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>be londoner
>live on the fiftieth floor of a block of flats made out of firelighters and bits of kindling
>live in a room the size of a breadbin
>live in a flat the size of a wardrobe
>all of my neighbours are somalian pirates
>ride to work everyday on the tube packed in cattle car style
>work my wagecuck job
>spend an eye watering amount of money on rent
>pay mr shekelberg most of my salary just so he wont make me homeless
>spend the rest of my money on £5 pints and starbucks coffee with bits of faecal matter in it
>get run over by terrorist
>get blown up by terrorist
>get gutted by a terrorist with a foot long hunting knife
>get hit in the face by a molotov cocktail because BLMUK think that the USA and the UK are the same country
>get acid thrown in my face
>get beaten up by random dindu
>get home to find my flat has burned down
>all while struggling to survive on £30k a year

top fucking kek

is there any group of people more ridiculous than londoners?

>62% white
>49% white british

*breathes in*

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The most inarticulate man in the world.

will big countries like america or china have civil wars again?

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>christcuck

>>77751563
obsessed

>>77751563
>write all this
>no one even reads any of it

creasin

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>London is so fucking peng senpai
*sister is raped and horrifically burnt with acid in front of your eyes*
>look at these buses! They don't have these in the North! You can just tap your phone on them to pay your fare!!!
*protesting nigger sets off a firework 1mm from your ears permanently deafening you*
>All this beautiful Victorian architecture! Truly one of Europe's great cities!
*pakis explode a nailbomb mortally wounding you and killing 80 others and finish off survivors with long swords while filming it for an ISIS propaganda video*
>PENG!

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>>77751405
>>77751513
chinks anally obliterated
they can never recover

Many years ago I was in a cyber cafe and someone had renamed the shortcut to Yuri's Revenge to Urine Revenge. Had a right laugh.

>>77751573
yes. next question.

>>77751573
I'm still waiting for England to have another civil war. Lancashire and Yorkshire haven't brawled in a while.

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>live in failsworth
>95% white
>everything's fine and dandy

doing a think

>>77751527
kirov airships are peng tbf

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>so anon what do you think of immigration? It's great right?

>>77751598
>Cyber cafe
going out on a limb here and going to try a stereotype very few people will even get.

" alri abdi "

tn: the insinuation is that you're somalian, because areas with a fair deal of somalian people have lots of internet cafés for some reason.

>you will never live in a reality where the british and french worked together for a 1000 years and took over the world

>>77751624
I agree
*drops you in the most diverse part of town*
have fun lol

>>77751624
yeah immigration of white people

>>77751624
yeah its fine.
not something i'd anonymously rant and rave about on a website day in day out all hours god sends

>>77751595
obsessed

dunno bout this Jordan Peterson fella. he talks a lot of sense and all, but he seems like a really joyless and unpleasant guy. not that theres necessarily anything wrong with that, but it makes his videos a bit of a chore. at least you can have a bit of a chuckle at PJW and sargon and their ridiculous OTT personalities

>>77751656
>replying to the bradleyposter

>>77751656
brown

>>77751626
nah not a darkie lad

>>77751639
We had to seperate from France to become as powerful as we did. So it couldn't have happened any other way really

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c2_1495905584

leftypol graduates not having a good time in public

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>craigslist

>>77751662
He's a pseudo mong with a rabid fanbase, dispensing common sense advice and then treating it like it's sophisticated

>>77751626
somalis dont have their own internet

just going on creggslist

>>77751639
Imagine British, French and Germans, unified, working together, right before WW1. Instead of fighting each other, they form a triple alliance. Completely fucking unstoppable. Wonder why we all went to war instead, surely we have more in common than reason to fight.

>>77751684
what a bunch of dumb cunts. don't fuck with the police

>>77751690
You could say that they pirate their own internet

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drinking a glass of chardonnay in bed whilst doing poppers, listening to the dunkirk soundtrack, and wanking

loving life right now

Is 16:00 too late in the day for a nap? Quite tired tb?h

>>77751703
>Imagine British, French and Germans, unified, working together
um... eww

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>b-but russia!

>>77751708
good goy

dunkirk is a plebfilter

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>>77751703
>krauts

>>77751726
Thinking the exact same thing 2bh
It's also raining quite loudly outside atm

>>77751726
have a 15 minute one

>>77751712
you could say that but it would't be that funny nor that accurate.

>>77751726
this may shock you, but you're actually free to have a nap whenever you want assuming you don't have anywhere to be

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>>77751732
>it's unreasonable to be wary of russian aggression despite them working against western interest for the past 300 years

>>77751684
what was the situation?

>>77751740
You are at least as bad as we are.

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What is it with new builds and those horrible red streaks down the side? Almost every single one

>>77751734
yeah I'm sure trying to indimitate your local police officer is going to do a lot for the anti police brutality cause

>>77751772
have literally never seen that before.

had managed to completely forget about /bant/ thanks for ruining my weekend

>>77751762
hello leftypol

>>77751755
it's not about what is "allowed" you scrote, it's about being able to fall asleep properly later

>>77751772
deano my son

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would pay £1000 for one night with lauren

>>77751772
pollution

>>77751684
remember when the leftypol runt was convinced the police were reading his 4chan posts because he called one of them a pig in a daring act of rebellion
lol

>>77751703
I hate to break it to you, but this is basically what the EU was. That's all gone now though thanks to certain people.

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>when a leftypol lad starts off

>>77751772
i actually know the answer to this:

it's because of the carbon in the iron leaking out

only badly built houses have this proble.

redpill me on /bant/

What do new builds look like in America?

>>77751794
I don't know your sleep situation mate
I don't know if you have trouble sleeping
I don't know when you need to be up
I don't know how long your naps usually are

you've got to give me more

>>77751551

still might lose my virginity to this woman
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=106551.msg1251273#msg1251273

>>77751810
kek

>>77751810
I was hoping that would happen

>>77751827
Bigger and gaudier.

>>77751813
ah so your degree was in construction?

>>77751810
>tfw no big lad from /pol/ to punish me physically

>>77751815
/b/ with flags

>>77751703
the EU was literally this except with diplomatic and economic "wars" rather than military ones

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>russia released hillary's emails with no damaging information through an easily-traced hack so a candidate with next to no chance of winning the election would win the election to become the most powerful man in the world and literally drop sanctions against russia without any scrutiny by anyone and in the hope the candidate who you hacked and who was odds-on to win the election wouldn't win and put even more sanctions on you

>>77751827
they don't really exist. maybe a lower middle class suburban neighborhood would be the equivalent

>>77751858
back to your gay rape porn m8

>>77751827
Far nicer than the ugly brick boxes we have here but still dire

>>77751856
doxxable info

>>77751810
>When /pol/ reveals they're violent low iq idiots
Well done mate. Now fuck off

Dunkirk was dreadful, only reason everyone is getting fired up about it is because they're so starved to have pride in something native for once

bit grim really

>>77751815
lewd int

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>>77751799
I doubt she would have sex with a paki

>>77751703
because there is only one place at the top

Wish I lived in America.
If you take the average working class home and compare it to the average working class American home, even though they are all bungalows they have a lot more space around them and gives you freedom for individualism and making your house your own.
The British housing is all terraced and cramped, cars littering the pavements with no space at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6C19r6oru0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiMaVzaTsrQ
>those comments

REEEE NORMIES LEAVE TIM ALONE

>>77751799
who is the other girl?

Beauty is objective

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>>77751799

A View to a Kill is such a good movie, simply DO NOT understand the mongs who hate are Rog's Bond

>>77751891
it's the only way we can get camp little leftypol runts like you to shut up with your nonsensical whining

a goof punch to the chops sorts you right out and you're too weak to fight back

>>77751896
It was really one note as well. All men in it, all white etc etc. There were other people in the bloody war you know. Nolan has lost it.

>>77751891
the fag deserved it for wearing those shorts with his non-existant arse

>>77751896
Agree with this apart from the film being dreadful. It was a solid 7/10. When I think back to the film, I realize it was pretty bare

Hahahaaaha look at these bristol spackers. I like Bristol but LOL

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c2_1495905584

>>77751925
Yes and the fact you'd go bankrupt if you got the wrong condition is also simply wonderful

What is it with weak leftypol runts sitting on twitter all day posting "Kill all white people" and "Kill all nazis"?

maybe the French was right about the weakest people fantasising about death

>>77751914
heh, EPIC post. Praise KEK
>>>/bant/

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>>77751925
This is your average American home. Floorspace about 3 times a British home, a garden and front lawn about 50 times the size of anything Britain has to offer. A low crime, quiet, leafy suburb with no screaming pakis and wogs with 50 children. All for about £350k

Americans don't know how good they have it

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>I like bristol

>>77751925
would the average working class brit live in a townhouse or shared home or something like that

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wish i was a Chinaman born in the UK instead of just being pure british

>>77751990
shanty town usually thanks to the bloody tories

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>they have a lot more space around them and gives you freedom for individualism and making your house your own

>>77751972
I can tell you don't understand how healthcare works in america at all

>>77751730
It'd be great. France doing the cooking and making the wine, Germany doing the engineering and building, Britain in charge of the creative side (and the overseas stuff).

>>77751804
>let's have all the countries of europe trade together and cooperate
>yay!
>and open the borders nice and wide for africa and the middle east to come in
>wait, what?
>and basically forget democracy or representation, we rule you completely now
>but this mass immigration is destroying us, our culture, our people...
>SILENCE!
Ah yes, the EU.

how did Coop and Naomi Watts produce a mexican child?

>>77751896
It was the biggest film since the silent era

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>wish i was a Chinaman

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tims view count has already decreased from over 1000 back to about 200
give it another few weeks and he'll be unknown again

>>77752025
he popped out of her vagina in a mexican hospital probably

https://twitter.com/Communism_Kills/status/891671322870374400

the jew is talking about us

despise /brit/
love /brit/bant/
simple as

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West Berkshire

>>77752050
never cared for tim

>>77752022
>>and open the borders nice and wide for africa and the middle east to come in
not what happened at all.

the UK's non-european migrants come from tony blair's policy and commonwealth immigration polices. not from the EU you donut.

right, back to your cages you lot

*sounds alarm* arrOOoga

>>77752057
why don't you fuck off there then you gormless runt

we don't want your sort here

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Seale

>>77752056
telling of what?

love watching tim videos in slow motion

>>77752086
cops work for the pakis and jews

>>77752022
What are you on about mate? You completely fell for the daily mail lies? Bet you believed the 350m NHS lie as well. The borders aren't "open" and if they were there would be a lot more Africans in Europe. As for the taking control bollocks, that's simply not true-each member state has its own rights etc and UK has a good position. Why do you think Poland and Eastern Europe can refuse to take refugees?

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>>77751982
Fuck, that's even nicer. I was generally thinking about the poorer areas of California as I was just over there recently

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>>77752077
>arrOOoga

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bf sent me this

>>77752104
>cops

FOY FOY

>>77752117
>>77752117
>>77752117

wish we could all start acting like scotland, england and wales are all our same country instead of 1 minute saying they're the same as us and the next saying they're different

why are france and USA more cohesive than us? is it something to do with our monarchy?

>>77752124
>3 posts late
fuck off

>>77751684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o617HKDpVig

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Gotta bunch of people that got animosity towards black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. These are guys that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, BBC. They don't possess that GOD GENE that's involved in these black men out here.

Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for KEK-HOLDS. While your girlfriends ask for KEK-HOLDS and WISH that they could get FUCKED by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that could pipe them down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting VIBRATED and THRUSTED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying NIGGER, keep saying BLACK.

Come on you KEK-HOLDS! You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that monkey. I’ll be that monkey. Yup, with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick. She’s imagining a HUGE Black Cock. Why do you think your bitches get huge dildos!?

You guys don’t possess the BBC gene. That’s why you’re upset. No BBC equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these African Cocks. These Rhino Dicks. That’s why you guys like saying nigger so much. I get it.

>>77752130
the state killed regional cultures as much as it could to impose one national identity

>>77752177
except at the same time your country is extremely regionalised with lots of towns and villages

>>77752074
And where do Germany and France's immigrants come from? Is that their own independent policies as well, nothing to do with the EU? The EU strongly influences the leaders of all it's member states, and signatories of the Lisbon Treaty will be held to the EU's immigration policies.
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/atyourservice/en/displayFtu.html?ftuId=FTU_5.12.3.html

Hungary, Czech and Poland are now facing sanctions for not taking "their share."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40259268

>be battle-hardened Brit soldiers
>orders come for the retreat, with the French watching flank and some Armies giving a fighting withdrawal
>make way to beach
>stand in post office lines while the sea changes every 13 seconds
>become screaming monkeys for some reason
>ditch rank, find ship, get conveniently shot at, lost nut without reason
>kill boys on boats because muh torpedo is spooky lol Xd
>proud to be english

bravo Nolan

>>77752112
>Poland and Eastern Europe can refuse to take refugees
see
>>77752216
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40259268
>The EU has begun legal action against against Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic for refusing to accept refugees

>>77752206
they couldn't kill it all
the languages are almost dead but regional identities go beyond the language

>>77752240
Thanks for spoiling the film for me. Was looking forward to that. Probably won't bother now.

just on the leftypol discords now lads, having a right good natter about how we're gonna wind rorke up this week

Im surprised you guys liked dunkirk, it portrayed the Brits as cowards/traitors who were willing to let the French army die while they were the ones holding the barricades and ended which Churchill fellating the Americans