/brit/

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>just go up and talk to her bro

this is going to be my last post this thread lads, out of credit

anime

vietnambro, are you still playing on elysium?

>you need to be 25 to buy alcohol in this country

JUST

>>77747492
>people on higher incomes have more disposable income

revolutionary stuff

anyone remember the s. Johnston Dennis meme?

s. Johnston Dennis

it's an honour to be able to share a thread with Australians

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>>77747530

>getting goy'd into paying over face value for a phone you can't change, can't lose, can't break, and can't pay less to use less
jesus, contract runts are pathetic
PATHETIC

>>77747547
you need to look 25

>>77747560
Normies gonna drone.

>>77747555
funniest post i've read in months

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>civilisation is literally just confining people to their runt pens where they run the metaphorical hamster wheel to get drained of all resources

Do the top 60% of brits really only have 25,000 pounds of disposable income? That's a bit dire.

In Australia the top 60% have about $75,000

>WTF I BOUGHT THIS HOUSE AND NOW I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE IN IT!?

*hands over £5 for daily starbucks*
*hands over £10 for lunch at poncy cafe*

>>77747547
fuck off

>>77747560
povvo

Eating Focaccia

>>77747555
>tfw you realise due to their dial-up connections australians don't actually post in real time

they have to write java script setups which submit their post requests several hours in advance. Of course this means they need to guess the thread number as well several hours in advance. So whenever you see an australian post it is just pot luck that their random number generator landed in a thread which turned out to be /brit/

>>77747560
loser

This country would fall apart without immigration

The right to life is a spook along with any laws that would be legislated for or against it.

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>i have a phone contract

>>77747582
median in the 25k range i think

>>77747596
are you one of those benders?

>>77747582
yeah but you have to live in Australia

>>77747521
it's not fair
i can't stand this hell
you lot have it good on your rainy island

>>77747582
slow
internet

whats the cheapest way to live on your own

Caravan?

>>77747582
it's a bit grim

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>hey anon my friend thinks you're super hot, what's your number *teehee*
>oh cool, it's 0151-

>>77747582
Isn't the cost of living higher in Australia?

>>77747560
we aren't all complete outcasts who take 3 months to use 20 quid credit

>>77747542
The Irish Experience

>>77747614
Ah yes, I wish I could move to the London for the ... weather ,,, and the ... people

>>77747620
Living in a flat which your rich parents pay for is objectively the cheapest because it costs £0.00.

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>i have a phone

bit sad that modern society has made it so that our main focus is entertainment rather than subsistence . the latter always feels more purposeful

>>77747620
Under a bridge

got 1mbps internet lads

>>77747641
i mean if you're not entitled

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>i wish i had a bf like you
>everyone thinks we're going out

>leccy

Imagine the utter little drip of a provincial who says this

could bounce your head off the pavement

>>77747582
>In Australia the top 60% have about $75,000
how many are chinks

>>77747626
scouse wanker
>>77747639
would rather live in London than canberra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtWe759KIw

>>77747674
move up north, get a terrace in a "decent" area for £100,000 or so

>>77747632
i have a bundle or whatever you call it
5gb, unlimited texts and 200 minutes for £7.50 a month
except i don't have to keep paying if i lose my phone

>>77747629
Yes you appear to be right! Comes to about 20% across the board. Significant, but I don't think that makes up for the income difference.

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Australia&country2=United+Kingdom

T

I pay 50 quid a month for my phone (which was brand new last year), 10gb mobile internet, Spotify Premium included and unlimited fibre broadband.

Think it's a pretty decent deal desu.

>>77747620
comfiest lads i know inherited money from their grandmother that they used to buy a flat outright . they work but don't need to bother about shifts or promotion because it's just spending money

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Just hanging out

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...

>>77747620

houseboat

t. live on one. paid £30k for a 4 year old one last year.

*wifes goes in to labour*
>I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE
>Sorry, you appear to be out of credit, to top up, press 1

>>77747696
you still have to pay for power/water council tax etc

>>77747712
very lewd

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was temporarily added to the sex offender list for the fourth time for violating the no singles policy at the local cinema lads

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>>77747691
Nobody lives in Canberra, while London is your largest city. It'd be more fair to compare like with like so say, Sydney.

>>77747724
pics
what area

>>77747741
>>>/tv/

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!!!

>>77747724
pics

>>77747745
I live in Canberra x

>>77747724
pics?

>he has a facebook account
>he has a gmail account
>he has an android phone
>he uses google chrome
not boyfriend material desu

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>>77747724
>Thanks for the lovely dinner anon, can we get coffee at yours?
>Sure, just step on to my houseboat
>u-uh no thanks, I'll pass

>>77747616
zagreb gets more rain than most of england honey x

>>77747724
maintenance is probably a bit much

>>77747749
nope, doxxable info la
on the Thames. i move about often. currently i'm in west London.

>>77747763
redpill me on canberra

>>77747745
would rather live in London than Sydney or any Australian city. There's literally nothing going on there whatsoever

>>77747763
Are you a public servant? x

>contractcucks ONLY argument is that "i'm too disorganised to top up before i run out of credit"
>"my inability to organise myself means i must pay vast amounts of money over label for the next 18 months"

>>77747745
>a shitty bridge and a load of commie blocks
wow amazing!

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don't know why brits try and argue that england is better than australia
australians have it better than Ireland and the UK

>>77747769
>he doesn't want to shag birds to the rhythm of the river

would girls be more likely to shag you if you owned a houseboat?

>>77747771
umm sweetie your rain lasts for months ours just downpours in a single day that's what matters more :)) xoxo

>>77747788
>contractcucks
stopped reading

>>77747788
contracts are for busy wagies


top up is for neets

>>77747745
jesus this looks grim

>>77747793
no one argued this
ill literally move to aus one day

>>77747793
Too hot and too geographically and culturally isolated

>>77747725
absolute retard

>>77747781
Hey we had a terrorist attack once, we're trying to reach London standards

>>77747778
bullshit
no way a pic of your boat from the inside is doxxable

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How many of you are pakis? Most I assume

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>jealous povvo poortherner is STILL screaming impotently about phone contracts
his credit will run out soon lads, don't worry

>>77747793
I agree that Aussies are materially better off, but personally wouldn't like the endless heat and lack of culture.

>>77747800
More likely than if you didn't own any kind of home

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I live in a caravan ama

not a transient just living within my means, simple as

>>77747793
depends what you value in life

>>77747833
are you, what they call, white trash?

>>77747833
wish I was a pikey desu
seems like a comfy life

>>77747810
>sun, water, a bridge and some skyscrapers
>"by god this is horrible!"

>>77747833
hello tinker

>>77747778
what are your mooring fees

how much does it cost to stay on the Little Venice - Canary Wharf stretch?

>>77747827
t. dad pays his contract

>>77747833
Where do you shower?

>>77747833
you could at least make it look a bit less drab

>>77747833
how old are you

why do nice guys always finish last?

>>77747852
i don't think you realise what skyscrapers are
those are just commie blocks
and for the rest, ah yes, water, how appealing

>>77747833
MAM THERES A FUCKEN HUNTSMAN IN THE CARAVAN FETCH ME DEODORANT AND LOIDAH WE'RE GONNA BURN THE FUCKA

>>77747833
the virgin living conditions

currently watching the simpsons movie

australia is nice

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>>77747816
Ah yes, please save me from the 14-22 degree weather, I'm dying

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>>77747843
no mate just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire as it were

was once a man-about-town

here's the old girl herself

>>77747863
in the woods with the kangaroos and the serial killers x

>>77747872
20

>>77747620
my rent here is cheap and it includes everything even clothes washing and cleaning

>>77747890
sequel when

mum pays my rent
i pay for literally everything else except food at home
good system

>>77747807
You can get auto top up by direct debit so it's basically a contract you can cancel anytime

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sum your life up in one pepe

>>77747639
HOWLING WAILING CATERWAULING

I had a rich london mate who had a 5 floor house and a maid

you can get some great deals on sim only contracts but you shouldn't tie yourself down for over 12 months and you shouldn't tie yourself to the same phone for 2 years because upgrades come out every 6 months

>>77747902
fake news

>>77747910
i know right just realised it came out the same year as the first iphone, basically eons ago

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>live in Europe
>can take a quick, £20 flight to another part of the continent and experience a completely different culture, cuisine, architecture and climate

>live in Australian city with sunburnt bogans
>travel 3,000 miles over two weeks through the desert
>reach an identical city filled with identical sunburnt bogans

>>77747833
anyone got the video of that bird who lives in a converted transit van with her doggo and talks about shitting in the woods

>>77747833
knacker

>>77747905
*rocks it back and forth while you're trying to sleep*

Why do people say stuff like let's go back to yours for coffee? If it's fucking late at night I'm hardly going to want a load of caffeine am I.

>>77747906
except the part where you have to live in a third world shithole

>>77747905
howling at this

>>77747833
how many backpackers have you murdered

>>77747931
You don't need a new phone every six months

>>77747941
umm sweetie you left europe :))

>>77747941
europe is by far the best place to live on this planet and has been for at least several thousand years. best climate, best geography, least amount of crazy animals and illnesses etc

>>77747905
comfy

>>77747955
the virgin stand up routine

>>77747686
No idea desu, I doubt ABS has stats for that

>>77747957
some people pay thousands of pounds to live in a third world shithole (London)

>>77747902
It gets 30+ easy in summer its fucking horrid

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>mummy has a well paying job
>I'm a lazy runt expecting help
>Turns out she's retiring before 60
JUST

>>77747962
fox grapes

>>77747941
would rather live in australia than your grim rainy shithole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8p_TY30-PA

his 'jinge bells' actually sounded like jingle bells

he's evolving

>>77747905
I hope that has air conditioning

amazing how prevalent weed consumption is in this country. not just people who smoke it regularly, also people who smoke it occasionally and even people who dont have a problem with it. This is all despite it being a class B drug.

The government does need to rethink its policy towards it. They could even make lots of money off it if they controlled and regulated it.

But I reckon they'd have to think of a way to allow people to use it but not encourage burning it in spliffs, as they're obviously anti-smoking these days and rightly so.

still cant belive they put barts willy in the simpsons

>>77747959
once killed a british slag with a sharp rock and carved her up into little pieces, made for a truly excellent stew

send some more please

>>77747962
yes you do

you're eventually going to sell your phone for a new one and resale prices generally start to plummet after 6 months of a phone being released so it's best to cash out then

>>77747905
struggling to breathe at this
is the world famous Australian living conditions they speak of?

>>77748008
grim

>>77747986
makes sense
australia's basically the same as yankland but with even less history

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>>77747989
Cancerous comments

any house of cards man in

>>77748006
i heard in england they give you 3 strikes before you're brought to court over drugs
here you'll get charged if you have 1 joint on you

>>77747989
his fucking outfits my god

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>>77747986
>live in Europe
>can take a quick, £20 flight to another part of the continent and experience a completely different culture, cuisine, architecture and climate

>live in American city with obese people, Mexicans and niggers
>travel 3,000 miles over two weeks through flat fields and deserts
>reach an identical city filled with identical obese people, Mexicans and niggers

jump up gang

why doesn't tim wear clothes anymore

>>77748006
smoking weed isn't the same as smoking cigarettes though
the people fucking themselves on fags smoke a pack a day, most people smoking weed will stop at one or two spliffs
though it could be a gateway and all that shite

>>77748036
What's the situation in NI then? Closer to republic or England?

>>77748052
clothes are a capitalist construct

jump out gang

quite like the soullessness of new world cities in places like US and Aus. especially the wide roads and gridform streets. fucking hate having to drive through towns and cities here with the cramped narrow medieval streets with idiots just walking out in front of you and drivers all beeping and roaring at eachother

>>77748052
24 degrees on the swipeometer

Weed should stay banned, don't want a bunch of DUDE WEED LMAO stoners walking around

>>77748037
His stylist needs a definite slap.

>>77748080
but they already do.

>>77748074
australia doesn't have urban planning outside the city centres, might as well be mogadishu

>>77748041
or you could go north where it's 90% white

>>77748080
'd

Sister is singing black people music

Shall be cutting internet access for the foreseeable future

>>77748057
>Gateway meme
Yeah because it's fucking illegal. If it were legal it wouldn't be

>>77748074
*HONK HONK*
GET OUTTA THE WAY

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>>77747989
posting this in case of PC henks

>>77748006
Same with gear. I work in a call centre and literally everyone I know at work will do coke on a night out.

>>77748080
good attitude
being jealous of people having fun/friends is a good basis for policy

time for 10mg of xanax lads

>why does tim x

because he's a mentally ill man

>>77748074
the nice parts of sydney aren't gridform though, they follow the settlement patterns of the english and the natural geology around the harbour. it's massively comfy in the hilly parts
if you want soullessness go to some of those new chinese cities, it's sickening

why is tim mentally ill

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>or you could go north where it's 90% white

Hate londoners
Hate provincials

>>77748093
>>77747986

are you white?

>>77748097
my sister says all that yank nigger slang
girls are the most impressionable runts on the planet

>>77748074
would be fine if we werent intent on destroying ourselves through overpopulation. Probably isn't a single place in this country where you can be totally alone any more. The UK needs a comfy pop of 10 million and more people should go back to their agrarian roots. dont give a shit if that hits the economy. Money isn't everything.

>>77748134
genetics, since his brother took acid when he was a teenager and it triggered his schizophrenia earlier

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alri lads

>>77748148
and yet you are still a virgin

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>>77748141
Great post

>>77748093
American towns and cities are about 20% white each. You have to go to rural fucking nowhere to find white majority places

>>77748150
*dies of easily treatable diseases*

jealous of americas wilderness desu
over here nearly all our forests were cut down over the centuries

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me on the right

>>77748147
im black muafugga, gimme yo shoes white boi fo' I stab yo ass

imagine living in Australia and experiencing a high quality of life lmao state of them

>>77748152
>Acid is harmful
Government meme, totally made up

>>77748152
where can I learn more tim lore

>>77747989
"cooling off with squoochy bear, that's excellent" man I hope he gets hlpe he needs really

>haha dude its illegal but the police don't care, you can smoke it in front of them and they won't do anything!
Sick of hearing this rubbish

Even if it's true, you're fucking stupid if you're going to break the law in front of a police officer on purpose.

>>77748169
nice strawman, mong.

>>77748169
this is going to happen anyway since Antibiotics are rapidly becoming useless as millions of gigarunts abuse them and chow them down like candy for the sniffles

just popped over to benelux for a few days lads
was decent, cost me about 2 ton before dude weed lmao

>>77748158
prefer not to say

love being a lancashire lad, literally the best place in the UK

Imagine being a southern ponce haha fucking SCREECHING

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>strawman

business idea: engineer a new world war to drop the population down another 20%

>>77748209
it wasn't a question, virgin

>(((quality of life)))
fuck off schlomo

>>77748221
um, not an argument :)

>>77748220
It's just going to go up again

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>yfw you realise there is no shadowy international organisation prepared to euthanise most of Africa for the greater good

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>ran out of mineral water

what are some of the essential virgin bands to listen to?

>>77748220
I'll drop you down another 5'7" (your height)

*sparks you*

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>>77748220
say no more senpai

>>77748220
proxy off kim jong un

Any tips for travelling cheaply in Europe? Can you travel to an Eastern European city for a week, eat out everyday, go out drinking at night, shag prossies and take in culture for like 500 quid including flights, transport and accommodation

>>77748251
dragonforce

>>77748190
it's well known that if you're genetically prone to schizophrenia, taking lsd can trigger its occurrence earlier

>>77748192
ask away

>>77748241
just praying theres a massive ebola outbreak desu

>>77748132
there really is something terrifying about their ability to just throw up those things virtually overnight

>>77748220
>kill millions of white men
good plan lad :^)

>>77748262
Become a gypsy

>>77748241
it's called the jews

>>77748220
>implying a world war won't mean everyone from western countries being sent off to die horribly killing each other over rubbish while De'shawna and Ubuntu pop out 30 kids

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Started drinking beer even after waking up in the morning and random times during the day

>>77748262
Yes if you take away the prossies.

>>77748262
poverty holes like Bulgaria and Ukraine yeah czech and Poland are getting expensive nowadays

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caravanlad here

used to live in a literal shed six months ago

temporarily-embarrassed millionaires do have to start somewhere however xoxo

>>77748166
kek. how about boise? it's a city that is probaby bigger than wherever you live and is 80% white

>>77747991
it wouldn't

>>77748272
yes this is literally the plan

jews are planning a 3rd world war in the 2030s when they have enough muslims in europe

it will cut the percentage of white europeans down to below 50%

>>77748262
>Can you travel to an Eastern European city for a week, eat out everyday, go out drinking at night, shag prossies and take in culture for like 500 quid including flights, transport and accommodation

Yes, quite easily. Flights are dirt cheap and you can cut down on costs by staying in a hostel or a cheap AirBNB.

>>77748292
>eating horse feed

how utterly postmodern

keep doing you m8

got a black mate who believes AIDS was created by white people to wipe out africans

>>77748270
I don't understand where the money for it all is coming from, china must be fucked financially
although workers rights don't exist there so they must be paid fuck all

>>77748262
m8 eastern europe isn't africa tier (anymore).

notable exceptions include ukraine and moldova but i don't think you want to go there.

>>77748316
why are you mates with such a racist moron?

>>77748316
sounds like a woke nigga

>>77748292
grim

>>77748330
China has huge wealth - its just off the books. Very corrupt place.

>>77748316
aids originated in africa though

*gives you money to build infrastructure projects in your country as part of my one belt, one road policy*

>>77748316
If only it had worked

>>77748316
tell him jews aren't white

the added bonus is it wipes out woofter too

strocking my cat (mioaw) :>

>>77748262
you'd have to go in the off-season but these places aren't that cheap anymore senpai unless you go to some non-EU country or Bulgaria

I'd like to thank my fellow Bruce for making us all feel better about living in actual houses

>>77748369
pics xxx

>>77748374
can I come live in yours?:o

Budapest is very cheap and beautiful. Best city in Europe to visit if you're on a budget.

>>77748349
this reads like a trump tweet

>>77748374
if i had a caravan id live in it too

None of my mates are /pol/, they're all normal but somehow know all Hollywood is Jewish and they have higher IQs

don't know how this happened lel. Just pretended to be surprised and went along with it

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>>77748377

the next world war will be the EU, china and saudi arabia vs UK, usa and russia

pakis and lefties will be fighting on the side of the EU

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Daily reminder that all Australian houses... are bungalows

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the cat is acting up again lads

where is the caravan located, rural nsw?

>>77748404
ewwww

>>77748404
its like 2 eggs and a sausage wrapped in clingfilm.

>>77748386
I would have to ask mummy and daddy x

>>77748407
can't wait for this to happen desu

>>77748350
Was released in*

>>77748401
everyone knows the whole media and entertainment industry is jewish apart from ignorant normies

they use for propaganda and brainwashing

>>77748401
Not hard to deduce mate

>>77748419
>rasheed felines

grim, only in australia

>>77748404
show arsehole

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she's soooooooooooo penggggggg

>>77748407
there won't be another world war you autist

>>77748316
would put my black mates in their place if they tried any of this bullshit to me

>>77748404
Se lepää

>>77747793
I will fucking swap places with you m8 IF you can give me a job in Ireland.

Outside of generals, why is /int/ so dead?

>>77748418
I'd advise you to not even try to venture into the average house size comparison Nige

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>>77748452
alri

>>77748460
generals

>>77748453
she's not really tho

>>77748418
what's wrong with bungalows i live in one now

>>77748460
Everyone's inside their generals

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>>77748467
t. Bungalow Bill

>>77748453
grey worm is a eunuch
stupid plot

>>77748316
its been proven to come from black people eating monkeys infected with it though

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>>77748418

>>77748487
t. Shoebox Simon

>>77748454
yes there will

the rothschilds have it planned out just read the people who predicted the second world war what they say about the third

they all say it will be based in europe again and involve muslims (the EU) against the allies (us and america)

Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews," down from nearly 50% in 1964. The Anti-Defamation League, which released the poll results last month, sees in these numbers a victory against stereotyping.

December 19, 2008|JOEL STEIN

>>77748480
alri granny

if i moved to australia i'd live in brisbane. or meme city as i like to call it.

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>>77748487
*eats your words*

>>77748478
bender

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>>77748502
it's even depicted as a bungalow

>>77748471
>haha, I've seen this before, it's that picture where it looks like an arsehole but its really just two peoples heads-
oh it's an arsehole

is brisbane a happy middle to sydney and melbourne

LITTLE

>>77748527
been through that same experience myself

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This confuses and enrages the Australian

Literally a giant redpilling article written by a Jew

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec/19/opinion/oe-stein19

they may be bungalows but they're big bungalows. definitely bigger than that terraced shit-box.

>>77748533
brisbane is a third world shithole real australians want nothing to do with

in fact just avoid queersland altogether entirely

>>77748526
well yea if you have space why would you build up

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>>77748502
why ARE British houses so small?

>upstairs
this concept baffles the australian

>>77748502
>japanese houses are bigger than british houses
literally how did this happen

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>>77748507
>This is rorkes fantasy

>>77748526
that bungalow is twice the size of your terraced council house

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>>77748551
No idea mate

>>77748551
Your fucking population is why

>>77748507
>the rothschilds
hmm no
you're just a mentally ill conspiracy nut

>>77748551
WAS going to say were an island but then i saw japans and hong kongs

>>77748512
not really an antisemite thing to point that out though
part of the joke with that movie The Producers is that they put on such an antisemitic play in new york, a city run by jews - and that movie is made by mel brookes

>>77748565
if they build a second floor it could be 4x lol

>>77748502
>Whoa why are houses so expensive in Australia?
>*builds a 2500 squarefeet house in central syndney*

The absolute state of Straya

does anyone know if you get 'fibre' is it the same line, i.e., through your telephone or do they need to install something else?
dont mind any provider as long as they dont need to install things like virgin media

>>77748547
sad!

>>77748591
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>>77748591
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>>77748543
yes everyone knows jews bought all media and entertainment companies in the west to make sure they have a good spread for their propaganda and it worked 100%

all the braindead normies sympathise with diversity and open boarders and racemixing

>build one big house
>call it megahouse 1
>fit entire population into it
>win every house size comparison

what do aussies think of all the brits and irish that move there?

Just slapped a wasp in my room with a passport but now i can't find it

Punted that yellow bastard straight across the room

>>77748515
hope to move back there myself one day
>>77748533
don't think so, it's still a bit of a backwater
almost no chinks live there and they only move to places where they can earn money

>>77748558
come back to me in 2030 m8 we'll see who's the fantasist