/cum/

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good edition

Tsim Fuckis

>>77727334

The girl at the counter where I get my coffee is cute. Maybe it's why I go there.

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Brady thread next?

I will have to come terms with the harsh reality of never being able to move to the US

New Idea:

Buy a month of Tinder Plus, set location to a nice city in Wisconsin and put in my profile text that I am looking for a wife so I can come to the US on a spousal visa.

>>77727443
Will never forget /sp/ the day of the Superbowl

/cum/ moving too fast today I don't like it

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*eats hummus and wheat thins*

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>>77727510
gotta roll with the punches

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i think the reason i find asian girls slightly more attractive than white girls on average, is because asian girls usually have unblemished skin and are skinnier.

i saw a bunch of cute asian girls with perfect legs today q.q

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>>77727503
>EXPOSED, EXPOSED, BRADY IS OVER
>one hour later
>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH IMM GONNA KMS

>>77727560
heh...that was good
never watched a single minute of football but i chimed in on the shitposting

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>q.q

BRADY IS FUCKING DONE LMAO WASHED UP HACK
>I-ITS NOT OVER YET
LMAO PATKEK DELUSIONS

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>>77727556
No suprise from a leaf.

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>>77727642
Are you that son-of-a-gun from /bant/ who didn't buy the $40 worth of eggs? Shameful! The dubs commanded it!

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>66k visas per year for the whole world

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BLOOPEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's okay to have autism

what do you guys think of badly cropped pictures of attractive women with arm casts

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wish i had a qt jew ancap gf

>>77727921

t. autist

>>77727967
gonna need some examples

Where would an intellectual such as myself find a weed dealer?

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>>77727996
You shouldn't bully autistic people

if i must i must

>>77727493
I'm down for giving you a sham marriage so you can get a greencard

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>>77727997

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>>77728048
please dont seal my reaction pics

>>77728024
i'll sell you some weed, bud

yawn

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>>77727848

>>77728102
I thought you said attractive

>>77728076
but are you even a gyallie

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any canadians here?
i want to beat you up

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I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE

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>>77728113
Are weed and bud not the same thing?

>>77728165
nah id do it for you tho

>>77728198
where did you get that pic of me?

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>>77728107
They're mine now nigger

>>77728198
they are, bud

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my gf

>>77728187
Would absolutely destroy you buddy boy right upside your jaw

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haha holy shit i am so lonely. no family, no relationship ever and now the few friends i have dont want to hang out ever and constantly ghost me. funny shit lads.

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>lads

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>>77728187
Isn't that self harm?

>>77728249
N-Nowhere!!

I don't enjoy being social

I find some Japanese women attractive but never Chinese women or Koreans and definitely not SEA girls. Am I the only one?

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>>77728256
you cant just do that!

>>77728304
*buds
is this okay?

>>77728348

better

hi i'm asian

>>77728348
cum is a bud general

>>77728377
If ur a girl marry me pls

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sharing meme images is caring. I encourage you to save and repost this picture

What's a good, fulfilling career for an ex-corporate lawyer? I can survive on 65k/yr or less. I need out.

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>>77728345
Watch me

>>77728377
H-hi

>>77728330
Yes

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haha holy shit i am so lonely. no family, no relationship ever and now the few friends i have dont want to hang out ever and constantly ghost me. funny shit buds.

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I WANT A JEWISH PRINCESS GF

>>77728556
This whole time I've been imagining you as pretty much a Mexican Brittany Venti and only now do I realize you're probably a dude. Funny stuff.

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haha holy shit i am so happy. family, a few friends i want to hang out with even more, and im going to get a gf soon enough. good shit buds.

>>77728510
go to a bar and try to meet people
no, i don't mean a club. a bar

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WITH A GARLIC AROMA THAT COULD LEVEL TACOMA

why the fuck are my fans so loud, Im not running anything besides chrome

>>77728743
Youre mentally ill

>>77728766
there is a anime girl running on a hamsterwheel inside your computer

>>77728766
do you have windows 10?
malware built into the OS

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>nu-/pol/ creams their jeans over this

>>77728810

thankfully no. Installed w7 years ago and never gonna drop it

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>>77728651
You mean like this?

>>77728820
Another woman riding the alt-right train, i see.

>>77728843
if you've had updates turned on, you basically have all the W10 malware

>>77728863
silly post. i like it

im litterally never voting again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ikTRQR7RIU

Is this the Wisconsin accent?

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>>77728863

>>77728882
She never claimed to be alt-right, though she's definitely enjoying the attention.

>>77728930
SHUT UP CANADA

lauren southern is a white nationalist

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>>77728951
Doesn't that apply to yourself?

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>>77728978
STOP SAID STOP STOP REPLYING
YOU HEAR ME I'LL KILL YOU REEEEE

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>texted a girl to hang out
>she texted "I'll think about it"
>texts me "no" at 8 o'clock the next morning

All I asked was if she wanted to hang out

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>>77729039
Implying you're in the vicinity of a Canadian in Canada??

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>Finally got a match at tinder
>She says hi
>i say hi
>don't know what the fuck to do now

>23andMe only lets you buy the 149$ Kit if you're outside the US even though they're not gonna give you health data
what a load of crap desu

>>77729114
Ask her if she wants to come over

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>>77729114

lyself faggot

>>77729184
love yourself?

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>>77729178
it would make me look like a desperate creep, cana

>>77729184
Westernize ys, mex

Ryan please forgive me, I promise I won't actually track you down and embarrass you in front of your gramma

ryan lyshimself

rip in peace ryan

>>77729224
It wont make you look like desperate creep if your on tinder

youll look like a desperate creep if you try to get to know her better over text

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>>77729114
>get liked
>go to see who it is
>nothing is there
what

>>77729224
Ask her about her interests? I find it usually helps to directly acknowledge the initial awkwardness. It generally breaks the ice pretty well.

Ryan is dead. Ryan remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our posts: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred shitposting shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become ryans simply to appear worthy of it?

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Why do girls act so awkward, they're never sure of themselves

>>77729307
was a bot account that got deleted before you could open the message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2QFXwaf4Q

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wish summer was over

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>first day of class
>get a tap on the shoulder
>"ayo does this class take attendance"
>I tell him no
>"ey cool"
>the class actually does take attendance, but only on Fridays
>guy doesn't show up that Friday
>guy doesn't show up the next Friday
>guy doesn't show up for the in-class midterm

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>>77729371
ah my first like in two months was a bot make sense

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>>77728919
Yes

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>u.s air force's priorities

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>>77729428

>>77729421
I too also feel this way as well.

>>77729524
you should not be laughing. you get BTFO constantly, you proxy for attention, everyone boycotts your threads. no one likes you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzapQ_OjrI

i am the one ZOG will learn to fear

>>77729491
benis in bagina :DDDD

>>77728651
I tried that but I don't know how to approach people without seeming creepy as fuck

Most people that go to bars only go with other friends so they all hang out with their little groups and don't bother talking to anyone else

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>>77729585
Why would they fear you?

>>77729603
just keep doing it until either someone approaches you or you get over your fear.
it's what i'm doing right now, having just moved to a new city
it's not easy, but i'm not a quitter

stevie wonder walks into a bar
he says "ow"

Wonder if I could find a job in a Wisconsin dairy

>>77729565
I like him ;_;

>>77729652
have you ever seen stevie wonder's kids?

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need a nap

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>>77729615
when the time comes, you'll know

>>77729714
I'm selling organic, gluten-free naps for only $49.99 at select retailers, this offer is only going on right now

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>>77729565
you see? he >>77729661 likes me
Thanks anon

I'm not a fan of taytay, but I like her way more than any yellowfever bitch

/r/trashy - all pictures of white people

/r/whitepeoplegifs - all gifs of white people doing lame stuff

/r/whitepeopletwitter - tweets of white people saying lame stuff

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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This is me. Literally me. No other meme can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This meme could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this meme is me. This meme is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this meme is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this meme side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this meme every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this meme every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this meme. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this meme is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this meme and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this meme is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this meme, I had an existential crisis. What if this meme was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this meme actual became aware of my existence? Did this meme have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>>77729788
piss off nigger

>>77729788
>going to reddit
you deserve it

Has anyone here ever had a butter burger at Solly's Grille in Milwaukee, WI?

>>77729866
no

>>77729886
too bad

Business idea: "Paris" by the chainsmokers but with the lyrics from "Jesus Christ" by brand new

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>Business idea: "Paris" by the chainsmokers but with the lyrics from "Jesus Christ" by brand new

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjzteShEdNc

mathusian checks soon

business idea

replace paramedic, fire dept, and police sirens with eurobeat

The Wisconsin State Fair will start in 4 days and 8 hours, any cumbuds going there?

business idea: privatized fire departments

business idea: make paramedics fight over who gets to treat me so i get the best treatment the market can provide and ambulances get turbochargers added onto them

hehe..... a bot on tinder.... Oops..... :^)

Is this what the average Wisconsin girl looks like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U61JcjNrKGo

>>77730049
hospitals and paramedics already compete for patients
did you forget that healthcare is privately funded?

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Mom Is drunk again

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ryan please come back

business idea: no doctors, let the free market fix all ailments

penis

quintessential Conneticut post

>>77730094
shutup faggot

you try too hard

why do people think free market medicine is nonviable?
https://surgerycenterok.com/

I should have never been born

>>77730168
i agree.

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how do people go weeks or even months without cumming

honestly doesnt seem possible to me

How much money would it take for you to let the members of alien ant farm into your house to play "smooth criminal" basically for as long as they possibly could?

>>77730194
literally cant go two days without masturbating

I feel sad and angry

>>77730194
I quit jerking off for about 5 weeks. My motivation was to prove that nofap does not improve your life and I was correct.

>>77729642
I don't know how to initiate

Fuck I just want a gf

>>77730201
dollar five

t. proud AAF fan

>>77730231
I know, Drumpf has gone too far this time

this means war

>>77730235
how though

my balls hurt after a few days

>>77729813
I like this image.

>>77730257
Every time I thought about touching my penis I didn't

wish I had a sammich

GRACIAS A LOS HISPANOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6tHiO3Ug8c

>>77730194
masturbation is a sin against our lord and savior Jesus H. Christ

>>77730236
put yourself in a position where you must.
if you're buzzed, and so is everyone else at the bar, they won't care.
last week i made a bunch of friends by calling some girl "a coward" for ordering water at the bar.
no one cares if they're out to have fun. you're insecure over a phantom.

i promise you, you'll only feel better if you make a friend, and you'll only make a friend by trying to make one.

>>77730284
Did you have wet dreams or anything?

>>77730256
Trump has nothing to do with it

feeling jittery

>>77730314
once. dreamed I was masturbating

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what's the deal with them? Am i right or am i right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWAae-UuUSs

>>77730371
you're not white, so you're not right

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You guys pronounce milk like "melk" right?
Someone was giving me shit for it yesterday

>>77730454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4

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>>77730454
No

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>>77730104
>mom drinks a whole bottom wine
>starts vaping

>>77730454
it's pronounced my-toe

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>>77730486
>>77730489

>>77730104
*bottle of

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>>77730501
>Mom keeps accusing you of stealing her vaper even though you clearly fucking didn't

>>77730527
fuck meant to reply here
>>77730501

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Found some rusty old contraption along the railroad track that looks like a broken clock

How much money do you think I could get if I called it a broken time machine and sold it on ebay?

>>77730605
a quarter plus shipping

keep having these dreams where im trapped in my 9th grade math class again

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>melk

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>mommy accuses me of taking her ecstasy pills
>tell her it was daddy
>it was actually me

hehehehehohohoho

>>77730690
were you molested by your math teacher

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>steal mommies skinny ass ciggies
>Tell her it was sister
>It was actually me

when i was 17, i use to go through my moms purse and take her lorazepam
i was a horrible person

>steal mommies chocolate chip cookies
>tell her it was me
>tells me it's OK because she loves me

>>77730826
You still are

i drive around with about four pairs of my underwear on my car seats in plain view, some have been in there for at least a year

>his mom was a tweaker

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>ITS NOT FAIR
>I FOUND LOVE
>IT MADE ME SAY THAT
>GET BACK

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>>77730944
>YOU'LL NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT
>IF IM NOT STRONG
>IT JUST MIGHT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZaI0dtq1Gg

Canadians were a mistake

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>>77730944
>>77731007

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>>77731044
take that back

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>that kid who's mom worked in a tity bar

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>>77731062
HEAVEN BRINGS FORTH INNUMERABLE THINGS TO NURTURE MAN

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spending my entire day inside again was a mistake

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>that kid that his parents divorced and his best friend stopped hanging around him because his parents told him that i had a broken family so he stopped hanging around me and started ignoring me

>that kid whos mom told him to stop hanging out with me because i wanted to see if we could light white-out pens on fire but then his mom introduced him to cocaine a few years later and let him hang out at crack dens

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>40% of wagies income goes to subsidizing niggers and spics
How do they defend this?

>>77731311
probably more like 5% but still

>that rich kid son of a doctor friend of yours whose parents divorce and his alcoholic gold digger mother who went on to fuck a new rich guy every couple of months until they got tired of her being the whore she is given full custody making him turn into a gas vanister sniffing addict school dropout put in a boarding school by his dad which still didn't help and he went on to beat up his grandma and started training at an electronics store but they fired him after three months because he only showed up once every few days and i have since lost all contact to wondering if he's even still alive

NEVER marry a GOLD DIGGING WHORE

i like how the 21st century willheim scream is that guy screaming allahu akbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vUceJNQc8

gonna go skinny dipping in the pool

>>77731439
>5%
I'm talking about USA leaf

podría un mexicANO sugierame una fuente de libros audios en español?

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Marina tbqh

White girls fuck dogs

is the tax this high in the US?

and yet you don't have public healthcare LOL!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV5lzRHrGeg

;-; ;-; ;-;

>>77731509
C

>>77731541
White girls are least likely to race mix

gonna listen to some buddy holly

>>77731695
who

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>who

AND YOU'RE TYLER MOORE

horrible get

i had sex to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

Fuck wypipo

I had sex with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM

>>77731541
this

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This girl asked me if I wanted to go out with her today and I said yes
She's a bit of a thot though

if this video doesn't make you want to SEX up Saoirse there is a high chance you're gay asf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

>>77731990
>"""bit""" of a thot

she'll let you cum on her face and will take a dogface selfie after

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>>77731658
> Mexicano
> Connecticut

>>77731990
Nothing wrong with thots, theyäre easy fucks

Just donät get attached to them at all

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everyday, its a gettin closer
Goin' faster than a roller coaster
Love like yours will surely come my way
A hey, a hey hey

shitty day

>tfw no job

>tfw no gf

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>>77732103

tfw no gf

>tfw job and GF

>>77732056
>still gif
kys

>>77732066
Gotta agree. Need to remember to use a condom though.

>>77732066
>Nothing wrong with thots
You tell yourself that mate, Do you think any of these women nowadays would ever become nuns?

>>77732123
I bet it's a shit job and an ugly gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

>>77732241
Nah I just bet he's lying about both

>>77732139
The problem I have is that many chicks already are huge sluts. I can just train my mind to not care about women on thots because normal chicks donät like it when youäre nice to them anyway

Most chicks are thots, some are just open about it and fuck more guys than the rest

>>77732241
it's a job i greatly enjoy and my gf is beautiful (she's aboriginal)

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Hmmmmmmmmm..... Really pulsates my peanuts

>>77727556

false. white skin > yellow skin

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>>77731477
also relaxed in the sun on top of a cozy water raft.
I haven't felt this relaxed in so long. I really needed that.

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average white woman

Move in date at my college is in two weeks. Gonna miss my comfy bed.

>>77732361

>starting halfway through august

wtf

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>>77732316
aboriginal=ugly no matter where you are in the world

>>77732358
hang yourself

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she can say in her voice, in her way, that she love me

with her eyes, with her smile, with her belt, with her hands, with her money
>>77732377
it's at the end for me

>>77732380
nonsensical post

She is Paiwan

>>77732377
That's the move in date for dorms. Class starts on the 23rd

not gonna lie that tune is fucking FIRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

>>77732410
cracker

>>77732410
i wouldn't tell you to kill yourself but your weight will take care of that lardshit

>>77732452
ni**er

>>77731311
i don't pay 40% of my income in taxes

>>77732472
um, can you not???

Have you noticed anywhere the italian goes, USA, south america, canada, australia, success follows? The italian man can make it anywhere in this world. Today, the italian flag is literally the stamp of approval. Anything is instantly worth more money if it has that flag on it. When you meet a person and they have an italian surname, that's the stamp of approval. Their roots are solid.

>>77732472
really, really racist and dystopian of you

diversity is our strength

>>77732493
t. HEY I'M WALKIN HERE

>>77732445
nope try again

>>77732493
Argentina
Uruguay

i'm a monogamist

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>>77732517
Dustin Hoffman is not italian you dumb leaf

Scaramucci is a funny name

Really like this cute girl but also kinda wanna fuck that thot.

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>tfw 32% taxes and ss

>>77732538
t. can't tell the difference between flags of the same color

>>77732546
t. Medigan
Quit discriminating against us WASP
>>77732528
Best countries in Latin America

>>77732527
you have no taste

wonder if i could establish a euro night at a local club if i moved to wisconsin and only play real euro club bangers

Reminder that white girls fuck dogs

Everywhere the Anglo and German goes, success follows.
Italians are leeches.

>>77732579
Denmark(proxy) is not Danish

>>77732589
I am a white american Greek orthodox not WASP

>>77732598
i could post prove that other races do too!
but i wonder if transcoding to a webm is worth the effort

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>real euro club bangers

>>77732626
>white
>greek
>white
>

>>77732066
>ä
Trying learn finnish huh?

Everywhere the Ashkenazi Jew goes, success and prosperity follows

That's what you think

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>tfw no gf

>tfw no jewess gf

>>77732642
yeah like this for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42DRSFbbOxg

>>77732640
kys

>>77732615
Wrong.
>A University of Chicago study[88]of fifteen ethnic groups showed that Italian Americans were among those groups having the lowest percentages of divorce, unemployment, people on welfare and those incarcerated. On the other hand, they were among those groups with the highest percentages of two-parent families, elderly family members still living at home, and families who eat together on a regular basis.
>>77732626
Why do you make fun of your fellow Mediterranean?

>>77732669
me on top

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Wish I grew up on an island city with a unique culture and dense lush nature

>>77732699
I'm only making fun of Anthony Scaramucci, not all Italian bros. There are badass Italian last names like Bertucci

>>77732751
How do I get Greek gf?

>>77732687

this

another euro banger on the list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs

>>77732687
What if she asked you to cut off benis?

>>77732773
same as any other gf, but in Greece. Or visit a Greek church if you dont want to leave the US, there are always hotties at those

>>77732773
There are a lot here in NY

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Cant get out if bed fug

New
>>77732865
>>77732865
>>77732865

>Trying learn finnish huh?
mä oon suomalainen

my acquaintance who's black'd has a haircut and makeup like taylor swift now
aside from the black race being deteriorated, it was a bit funny to think of

>>77731627
choooooon