not the danish one-edition
good thread
better thread 2bh
Fuck, there are 6 cum threads now
I like girls
the /cum/ empire will never cease to grow
>be Californian
>die of thirst
>>77722852
most powerful general on /int/
>>77722852
typical cum retardation
WOOBEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77722895
We had 40 in the catalog at one point in 2015, good times
Which fucking thread are we using
Please stop jacking it to anime for like three seconds and get your shit together
WHY IS EVREYONE SO RUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB601Bt7Edk
>>77722894
>be italian from conneticut
>still think California is in a drought
>>77722894
desu I dont like that image
>>77722934
we're using this one
>>77722934
this one
but the girl in the meJican OP is pretty cute
>>77722940
go to keep them out by any means
>>77722952
mother nature is cruel
>>77722940
success breeds jealousy
>>77722943
>Be jew from NY that moves to San Fran
>correctly predict when California drought will end
>>77722940
pretty sure they did that themselves like those jews who cut swastikas on their chest and claim it was a hatecrime
>>77722943
I am Italian but I live in kansas
>>77723001
My hero.
>>77722940
something tells me they did it themselves
>>77722940
California BTFO
>>77722859
She'd look good with an Asian dick in her mouth
Is this the real thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE
>>77723019
/our guy/
california is 15% white
I hope none of you guys still support that racist mango mussolini that's president
Pennsylvania is 45% amish
>Wait, they don't love you like I love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdcOXDl-bA
>>77723063
A /cum/ classic. Needs to be the next edition
>>77723089
good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNzurUdV8mk
wow the blood explosions are pretty fucked up
canada what's wrong with you
not a fan of that cat
quite a fan of this cat
Big fan of that cat.
>>77723191
Does anyone have the /cum/ edit?
fucking love that cat
Hey nerds, take this.
>>77722790
Good edition, guy.
>>77723219
>>77723175
stupid dumb fuck
>>77723226
literally the only attractive one is the girl with the pink hair
let my heart loose from a chain
>>77723226
here u go senpai
the cat image is quite humorous but i am still unsure of it's origins
>>77723251
Somebody's salty that their threads keep getting boycotted.
>>77723226
>only one is confident enough to show her teeth
beta women need not apply
>>77723288
>>77723308
Perceptive post, those women are all incredibly insecure
>>77723311
I'm sorry for bullying you. Pls forgive.
>>77723345
hwo would you know
>>77723353
*breaths in*
ok.... let's give it another try, cana.....
what should i buy from the ABC store (the commonwealth of Virginia's government run liquor store) for the first time?
Received a filtered (you)
I'm happy that we're dealing with the proxymark problem.
footkraut next?
>>77723386
>>77723377
FAGGOT
>>77723377
...da? Canada?
>>77723384
old new orleans golden rum
>>77723384
Is it your birthday? If anything i'd order some quality beer or liquor from online instead. Bitburger was a delicious one I had in Europe for a light beer, I prefer stouts though. Guinness is shit and promotes cuckoldry with their adds, avoid them
>>77723419
>>77723417
PLZ STOP STOP STOP I SAID STOP STOP STOP
>>77723384
PBR
>>77723384
MD 20/20
I need poker and drinking buddies
post the cat again
hehe i made the op image years ago
>>77723458
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA CRY
>>77723240
>>77723408
>>77723478
>>77723458
It's ok, anon! That mean one wasn't me!
>>77723513
lol
the cat is the worst /cum/ gimmick
received a filtered (You)
@77723507
...fuck u.....
>>77723527
u.... i like you....
I shitpost in /cum/ all day and make the general quality noticeably worse. I shit
*removes pants*
*squats*
*BRRRAAAAAAP*
*poopies all over you and your general*
>77723554
>said the worst /cum/ gimmick
*pulls up next to you*
Rick and Morty was pretty good tbqh. Do people here only hate it because reddit likes it?
cat?
mfw i realize im actually the best /cum/poster
>>77723572
:D
>>77723601
no but because it's not funny
mass anti israel protest downtown today in toronto should i go the JDL is going to be theere
>>77723613
*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHUAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana
>>77723601
>here
what board do you think you're on?
>>77723601
Yes, people are here are stoopid autists.
>>77723628
>>77723601
>>77723601
no i dont like it because its not funny
>>77723576
I'm going to save this pepe for future shitposting purposes.
What are the recognizable /cum/ posters?
i dont save pepe images only apu
>>77723633
Get an Israeli flag and wear it as a cape while singing "tradition" from fiddler on the roof.
>>77723633
go if you want to express your beliefs
>>77723711
BoJack Horseman and that ugly jewish guy with smudgy glasses
anyone else go to /ptg/?
Rick:
>"Its-its-its the Jews, Morty."
>You gotta be*UUURRP* careful about the Jews!"
>"I-I've been to over 2000 different universes M-Morty and the Jews own over half of them."
Morty:
>"But that's, that's imposs-possible Rick, they are only like, uh, a small percentage of the population. Gee Rick, don't you uh remember like what uh happened last time with the holocaust and the 6 million or something?
Rick
>"T-thats where you're*BURRP* wrong Morty. What do they teach you in that school of yours? How to be a *farts* cuck?"
>"H-h-here, watch this documentary I found on Youtube. It will catch you up to pace, Morty. The white man will *UURRP* rise again, Morty. Trust me, I've been to that timeline.”
>>77723509
>the "no fun allowed" state
How's the budget?
>>77723751
no
>>77723711
This guy
>>77723715
>>77723776
We have lots of fun and now have a budget tyvm
Considering looking up pictures/videos of cute girls but I don't think I want to purge this seed desu
i want to move to wisconsin
>>77723711
get extra flags and everyone is recognizable
>>77723711
>>77723711
wish I was one
I go to /ptg/ if I want to rig polls. I just tell them that the other choice is anti drumpf and then I always get a couple dozen votes for what I want
>>77723821
R-really
if I was tsundere then people would work to try to get close to me instead of the other way around
>>77723853
private tracker general i meant
forgot /ptg/ was even a thing on /pol/ because ive had it filtered since day 1
>tfw slowly being black pilled
>>77723869
yes
>>77723888
Welcome to the botnet
>>77723880
When I first became depressed I was tsundere and people tried to make me happy but they got sick of it after awhile and gave up
>>77723925
Enjoy not having easy access to high quality rips of movies, tv shows, programs, porn, and ebooks
It's a solid waste of time if you're bored and need a "hobby" desu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH
just had a glass of milk
for the last time actual tsunderes do not exist
is just a shitty anime archetype
>>77723802
>lived in Illinois for 19 years
Don't you lie to me, boy.
>>77723987
what %?
>>77723928
when I was depressed i wasn't tsundere. I was nicer i think
>>77723904
you're only putting yourself at a disadvantage
>>77723991
>living in hill person land
>getting a what.cd account when you can find everything off /mu/ archives or slksk
>>77724012
I basically tried to exile everybody from my life, luckily I had friends who didn't let me
>>77723977
I can already find all these things for free
>>77724046
what.cd has been dead for about a year you nerd
>>77723904
good
>>77724034
It's horrible in IL. That's why I live here now.
>>77724061
good friends. my friends had no idea
>>77722790
racist
I usually go on /diy/ to ask a stupid question in /ohm/, and today actually took the time to read other threads.
Everyone's married, and is a homeowner. wtf ;_;
If you can find everything you want on public trackers then that means you have pleb taste and are blind/deaf if you can deal with the shit quality available on them
>>77724082
private trackers are free
>downloading music instead of having Spotify premium
>>77724100
Where?
>>77724046
there are nearly 100k albums released a year. you can't possibly find all of it on /mu/ archives on slksk
>Spotify premium
>thinks you cant find 1080p/320kb downloads on public trackers/slsk
good goy. Keep your ratio up!
>New Hampshire has second highest amount of drug overdoses in the United States (second only to West Virginia)
Not giving you anymore advice cunt. Enjoy going bankrupt with ethereum
>>77724206
i need remuxes and flac
>>77724229
>>77724197
Ive found everything Ive looked for
>>77724203
That's a huge nose
>acting like leaving a torrent client running takes a lot of effort
>>77724249
>>77724164
New England
>cant even type flac into search bar
>>77724296
>>77724250
broaden your horizons.
every album i got this year has been from a nobody on bandcamp. in fact, i was the first person to buy one of them.
i would have been hard pressed getting their stuff in a torrent
Shant even consider coming in on a Saturday again unless I get a sizable raise with better defined overtime desu.
How the fuck do the japs do 6 day workweeks
>>77724046
>slksk
is that some kind of code name for slick snake? slack slick? slick seek?
salsa? you a sleek salsa, s-s-shitlord?
I have pleb taste.
>>77724331
japanese people are demigods
>falling for the .flac meme
you're making a mistake
>>77724304
I too lived in IL and moved back to New England
Northern Chicago to New Hampshire to be exact. Small world
>>77724309
>>77724331
japs got no souls
>shant
>>77724371
gotta archive and then upload in 5 different formats when the current music tracker gets fucked
>>77723594
*pulls out dick*
ALLAH AKBAR!
Finished listening to this album
It was okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc
>>77724469
it's allāhu ʾakbar you retard
>>77724206
>tfw there's some auditory Jesus who's uploaded an absolutely gargantuan pile of essential jazz to Rutracker in flac
I have arrived
Girlfriend wants me to move to Boston with her
Should I
>>77724618
Where in boston and why is she there
>>77724618
Sure, as long as you have money
>>77724618
Where do you live now? Boston could be an improvement.
I don't have a gf
>>77724675
This
>>77724378
>illinois has dumb gun and weed laws, no public land, ugly landscape, and horrible climate
>vermont is better in most ways, but the climate is not much better, and the people in New England are horrible
I preferred living in CO. I'd still rather live here than IL, but I'd take any state west of the Dakotas over anywhere in New England.
>>77724707
what do you think of wisconsin?
>>77724618
are you a tough guy?
buy a bar ples
>>77724707
Then why not move? I live here because NH is my dream state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx0r20RKeHM
hey mexico,
back off
>>77724580
Thanks Germany. If I need Arabic lessons I'll talk to you.
>>77724662
Her family is from there and she wants to move back to see them more often
>>77724675
Pennsylvania
>>77724729
I'm an asshole kinda but not really a tough guy
>>77724669
I'm broke as fuck but could probably find a job pretty easily up there.
>>77724842
What part of Boston? Boston is the worst part of New England, but some areas have some perks.
>>77724724
It's slightly better than your average state, but you shouldn't go there. You should stay the fuck out of my country altogether.
>>77724765
Wife's job, and she makes a lot. I'm hoping she gets another promotion that requires a transfer.
>>77723821
I actually live in Wisconsin, and basically everyone I know here has German ancestry. Fucking ridiculous.
We love your bratwurst tho. And beer.
me after going to ur gfs house
havent washed my sheets in 3yrs
>>77724890
so can you get me a job or something
>>77724879
Are you the guy who wants a divorce
>>77724915
But I don't have one.
>>77724866
Probably one of the outlying regions, it would honestly depend on wherever I can land a job, then I'd have to find an apartment or condo at first before settling somewhere.
Her family lives in near Manchester, NH but there aren't really any jobs there.
>>77724938
Bought new pillows, pillow cases, sheets and a blanket for the first time in probably over a decade today
pretty excited to try them out tonight
>>77724969
Sometimes. I also have a drug problem, and that's only developed subsequent to the move.
>>77724975
>Her family lives in near Manchester, NH but there aren't really any jobs there.
I literally live in Manchester NH and there are jobs fucking everywhere my dude. We have something like a 2% unemployment rate and basically everywhere is hiring.
I have rtorrent with the rutorrent frontend running on my home server. never download anything anymore though
>>77725029
>and that's only developed subsequent to the move.
What are you trying to imply
>>77725110
Not gonna read this
>>77725103
that he's a degenerate substance addict
>>77725068
hi :)
REALLY don't like commies, buds
Is this what girls are into nowadays?
>>77725056
how's the tech industry? Wanting to move to northern New England but biggest concern is jobs for cs
>>77725152
hello
>>77724958
Having been to the Wisconsin Dells quite a few times, it wouldn't be hard to get a job there, I see Ukrainians, Russians, Belgians, Portugese and a fuckload other internationals there at basically every restaurant I visit.
http://www.wisdells.com/media/documents/Handbook-web.pdf
Just google some shit mang, and if you really want to, you could land yourself a job in the land of FREEDOM
>>77725201
soaking wet right now desu
>>77725110
CIA's life
>>77725201
Yes
>>77725206
hallo
how it goes? job going gud?
>>77725203
If you wanted to live on the northern part of new england I'd probably recommend somewhere like Newport Vermont, I believe their tech industry is growing rapidly. I might be thinking of another city in northern Vermont though.
>YouTube removed the '''White girls fuck dogs'' video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM8YH3wXCk4
Only the audio survives
https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic/white-girls-fuck-dogs
>>77725310
I've looked into Burlington, and desu literally anywhere in Vermont sounds like it would be a great fit for me
>>77725285
it's alright. how's summer break going
>>77725343
The only issue with northern Vermont is that some places have worse internet than Africa. Stopped me from living on my families farmland a few years ago.
>>77725387
good to hear bud
its going good, got back from yurop about 2wks ago
thought id be bored doing nothing in the summer but im a pretty happy camper just working night shift and doing nothing during the day. pretty comfy atm, no complaints
>>77725218
>Minimum Wage under Wisconsin Law:
>$7.25 per hour for non-tipped employees.
can you even live on that
>>77724333
i needed to hear that
>>77725394
Yeah I've heard that's an issue. But Burlington is Vermont's largest city, I can't imagine the internet would be that bad like directly outside of Burlington, no?
>>77725619
That's a lot more than the min wage in mehico
>>77725633
I have no idea desu, they probably have good internet. I know southern Vermont was offering fiber for $15/month a few years ago
The crap I just found
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/04/53-dogs/
>>77725670
Have you been to Concord? I've looked into living there but commuting to Manchester, since Concord gets a little bit more snow and seems like it has a bit of a smaller town vibe than Manchester
>>77725701
Is this satire?
>>77725734
Yeah I've been there, it's not much different desu.
>>77724915
>>77725745
Half satire-half true
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/about/
Check out pic related, it cracked me up
>>77725869
me reading marcus garvey
its too goddamn hot out
can't say i enjoy the company of blacks
I knew today was going to be bad when I had to mix almond milk with coffee because I ran out of proper milk
It was a sign
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWfMpjDA9Iv/?taken-by=artofmere_
made me really think
>>77726044
>not having a spare milk jug at all times
>>77726014
We should go to /x/ and have them invoke Kek to cause another ice-age or something.
>>77726044
real men drink their coffee black
>>77726097
this, they also prefer seltzer to water
>>77726046
lmao
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2010/03/14/132-picking-their-own-fruit/
now what do you think of this
https://imgur.com/a/z8Puq
>real men drink their coffee black
>>77726243
Holy moly, that's a big one.
>>77726168
now this is deep
>>77725103
The move here has been so detrimental to my mental health that I'm trying to kill myself.
>>77726364
Why? What exactly has been so horrible about it?
>>77725343
Don't believe the propaganda. Stay here for a week some time.
I'm a direct descendant of William the Conqueror
>the danish(proxy) thread got deleted
>>77726336
African Americans descend from the west coast which is a whole continent away from Egypt. This would be like me claiming muh ancestors built Ancient Rome even though muh ancestors are from England just because they were both white. Egypt was at one point ruled by Black Nubians for around 300 years but this was way after the pyramids were build. It just makes no sense.
Why do Iranians and Azeris love wrestling?
>>77726447
NORMANS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77726607
game?
Greetings and salutations friends
>>77726482
Also, there's direct depictions of African looking people which are clearly distinct from the average Egyptian.
>>77726637
Manhunt 2, cana.
what are you lads going to post for >>77777777
FOB
>>77726722
Something stupid and leafy.
>>77726722
I'm still waiting
>>77726607
>>77726801
lol y r u so mad kiddo?????
is it cause u have a crush on me????
>>77726722
"really don't like commies, buds"
>>77726336
>their history began in slavery
Since they're all mixed, the earliest distinct record of them is when black Africans sold other black Africans to European and Arab slave traders
>>77726833
n-n-no.... i don't have a crush on your cute face...
>>77726637
y-y-you're welcome
>>77726883
>>77726931
Hahaha! Denmark likes a girl! Everybody laugh at him! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>77726883
tism
Started going to a coffee shop for my coffee and I feel like a good goy
>employer needs to pay out of his ass if he wants to hire an immigrant
sheesh bud never gonna make it to the US
>>77726931
oh yeah forgot about you. thanks i guess
>>77727029
want a gf with short hair
>would kill myself but that would force my family to bury their child
kek im such a pussy cant get over this. you guys have any funny stories like mine?
>>77726962
>>77726981
ffffffFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCK YOUUUU
going to make a new thread
RIGHT NOW
I think there's a spider living in my room. I never see it, but I've seen her webs and I wake up with spider bites sometimes.
Anyone see Dunkirk? Kind of want to watch it.
Use this thread
>>77723045
>>77723045
>>77723045
remember to boycott dane threads
>>77722940
good
fuck that place
>>77727334
>her
>I wake up with spider bites sometimes
i think she has a crush on you shes just shy :3
>298 posts
>>77727368
it was me...
301
>>77727368
Only female spiders weave webs, anon. I think she's using my flesh as nourishment.
302
303
>>77727355
good edition