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Sad anime edition
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sophie
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>>77720609
done every other popular drug except coke

is it nice or do you just feel awful afterwards
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anime
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>I disagree with what you are saying but have no counter argument so instead I'll just post a picture of a man in a fedora
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goat rap song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDLbWs2EZSE
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DESPERATELY craving a british bf right about now
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anime
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>>77720603
I have never touched a breast
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>>77720653
more of this set?
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>>77720603
WISH my gf had somewhat bigger tits

wonder if she wishes I had a somewhat bigger willy too
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>>I disagree with what you are saying but have no counter argument so instead I'll just post a picture of a man in a fedora
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>>77720656
its too expensive for what you get and quite addictive so I would advise you continue to avoid it
you arent missing anything if youve done all the others
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>>77720682
have you touched a breast (male)?
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>>77720669
you better be a grill
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he's an actual nutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMhx2arM-nc
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anime
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>>77720704
You better be British. I won't let a non-brit touch my Jellybellies™.
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>>77720682
I have...

in med school :-(
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Hindu anime edition
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>>77720686
no idea
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anime
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>>77720656
coke doesn't make you feel awful afterwards if you don't do absolutely loads of it. it's very easy to do absolutely loads of it though.
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That's right you little roaches, keep posting for MY amusement

You are naught but ants beneath my boot
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>>77720656
on it's own it's ahrsh afterwards but the thing is whne you're out of your mind on coke you can drink and drink and drink and eventually you just pass out so it's ok
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>"homosexuality is normal"
>"gays are just like you and me"
>go into public toilet stall to piss because the urinals are all taken
>words scribbled all over the stall walls
>"I can be ur sissy, call me [phone number]"
>"text me and i'll show you my dick [phone number]"
>"gagging for a dick, will you give it to me? leave your number!"
>"It's currently June 25th, meet me here at 3pm on June 29th and I can be your personal toilet hehe"
>(written directly below the above sentence) "Nobody showed up :("
Burn them all.
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Some girl let me grope her at the strip club.
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>>77720731
Brit on vacation here ;-)
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how many so called religious people have read and understood the entirety of their holy texts
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>>77720716
imagine the life of these people
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hate 9 to 5ing but there is no other way lads :(
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>>77720653
My housemate's girlfriend hangs out in the same circles as her

Apparently she's a dirty sket and her and Maisie are constantly off their faces on whatever drug is fashionable

There was a story about her pissing in the men's urinal
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pre-poo

mid-poo

post-poo
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best new anime
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>>77720765
was at a rap concert once and people in the crowd kept sexually harassing women

there was one super qt girl who had made eye contact with me earlier in the night and she stood close to me on the dance floor

i tried to stick a finger up her skirt and she smacked my hand and said "dont do that!" and i just wimpered, apologized, and looked down
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>>77720682
nearly same as in im not a virgin but the girl i had sex on didnt have tits
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>>77720588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpv-j02qpMA
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>>77720811
what's it about?
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>>77720827
nonce
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>>77720762
All normal people want sex, gays just don't bother with all the airy-fairy coy nonsense
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>slavery tomorrow
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Jungle and DnB are the same genre
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>>77720603 →
His hands are more attractive than her chest
(Not a homosexual)
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Imagine actually being the sort of twat who watches fucking anime

holy moses as my mum would say
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>>77720825
had a similar expereince at a music festival.
one night i was grinding on some big bootie chick, kissing her neck and that (she was grinding back so it was all cool)

next night, started grinding on some other girl and then this guy pushed me off and she was looking all disgusting. apologised and wimpered away.
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>>77720856
bender
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>>77720810
remove from hard drive
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anime
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>>77720848
t. bender that deserves to be in a camp
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day 3 of no fap
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>>77720749
Those are nice TIGHTS
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>>77720861
quite pleased that I never fell into it
it really is a grim hobby to have
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>>77720878
but i just made it
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In a couple of hours in town I saw 5 obvious trannies and a child who appeared to have deliberately been turned androgynous by its parents
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>go into stall because urinals are all taken
>"timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow it's the 21st of june 2016..."
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>>77720861
>(((holy moses)))
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>>77720848
Ah yes, the mostly monogamous sex lives of heteros are totally comparable to gays literally sticking their dicks in the shit-filled intestines of hundreds of random strangers
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Lost about 10ETH trading today

That's about ÂŁ1500
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the flat
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>ywn be a streetwise punk growing up in 1980s Boston
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>>77720900
Those are my pictures and I didn't give you permission.
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>>77720811
>second worst possible yuri to adapt
>people lap it up because yuri memes
Its a shame the worst is also getting one.
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>>77720855
no
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ticka ticka ticka
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>>77720926
Awful. Imagine living in that.
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>>77720926
i've lived in worse places
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>>77720907
london?
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cute anime girls
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>>77720926
No fridge or washroom huh..
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foot hurts :-/
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>>77720825
>>77720865
Hate the social dynamics of places with pounding music and lots of bodies close to each other. Saw some girl once at a club and this fella had her up against the wall with a hand on the wall on either side of her face like that thing that's trendy with gooks at the minute. She was laughing along with his jokes and smiling and talking casually with him and then he looked away for a few seconds and she turned to me dead serious and mouthed "Help me".
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>>77720932
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>77720956

manny
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>>77720945
crikey
nice bum that
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imagine if you were there
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>>77720923
>monogamous sex lives of heteros
It's not the 1920s anymore, grandma.
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big fan of benders
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>>77720926
What's the rent
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>anime and gay stuff
This is turning out to be a rather terrible thread.
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>>77720926
I'd honestly rather live here than the student accomodation I had in first year - not having to share a bathroom or kitchen would be great

no fridge though?
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>>77720923
>he doesn't do anal

Hello virgin!
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>monogamy

no such thing!
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Retarded povvo autist here

Bought train tickets and it didn't tell me the platform, do I find out on the big screens just before departure?
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>>77720952
comfy at twenty
depressing at thirty
lethal at fourty
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need a /brit/ bf who prefers bottom
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>>77721005
its in london so 800 a week lol
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why so many girls have the same smell like a sort of piss/soap smell?
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>>77720986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
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>>77721020
hello shlomo
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>>77720994
>>77721002
bit gay
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big fan of getting my arse filled with cum
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>>77720926
livable

everyone is so soft these days
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>>77721023
yes
give yourself enough time though
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>>77721025
these are wise words
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Ordered Basic Economics (Hardcover) by Thomas Sowell
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>>77720986
once got an escort to 'foot fist' my arse, very enjoyable experience but have since moved away from the whole extreme anal scene as i need to strengthen my sphincter
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why do normies have to ruin everything?

tim just wanted to upload his daily selfies and they have to go and do this

feel bad for him
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>>77721011
this. I'm renting a room of a family right now.

the room is peng and the kitchen is nice, but the actual experience of living with other people is far worse than living in a ridiculosuly small studio like in that pic.

>loud noises constantly
>constantly having to interract with people
>have to get fully dressed if i need to go to the bathroom
>have to wait for people to be done with stuff
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Anyone want to go bowling?
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>>77721074
same, such a great feel
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>>77721085
what do you mean, what time should I arrive? half an hour before?
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>>77721023
yes
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>>77720996
that an ISU-152?
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>>77720998
>big fan of benders
Nice of you to leave out the "mostly" part you fucking plum
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>>77721023
Do you have a smartphone? get the national rail app and look at the live departures and arrivals for your station, it will show the platforms.

if not use the website

if not, yes, use the big screens

if you have a smartphone, next time you book a ticket, book it via The trainline - they have a very nice app which tells you everything you need to know.
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Any cunny man in?
https://youtu.be/JHqcbeKepSg
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call me the poof anorak
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>>77720926
Tatami solar system
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big fan of cumming on each other's willies and then rubbing them together
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>>77721137
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>>77721126
10 minutes will do
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Lads I don't know if you noticed it but I've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch
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>>77721126
Half an hour is overkill but I suppose if you're a serious autist it may be worth arriving that early just to ensure you get your bearings in time.
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>>77720926
Swear I actually went to view that place

It's in Pimlico about ÂŁ1000 a month
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why do so many girls have a soapy pissy smell?
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SJWs DESTROYED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EMonO_R2TA
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It's another gf questioning my sexuality because I seemed to enjoy the strap-on session more than regular vaginal intercourse

Just great lads :(
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*cracks open an ice cold coca-cola zero sugar*
*takes a seat at the /brit/ table*

alri' lads, what's going on? have you tried coca-cola's new reformulated coca-cola zero sugar? same amount of calories, ZERO, but a great new taste that's more like the coke you know and love!

check it out dudes
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>>77721175
perfume musk
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>>77721174
Kensington, ÂŁ520/mo
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i can't believe it's 2017 and niggers still FUCKING exist
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>>77721196
got any pepsi?
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>>77721105
i got a pdf if you want
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any ferryman in
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>>77721192
gay
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>>77721175
What girls have you been hanging around?
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>>77721040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-6GPUtuPk8
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>>77777777

soon lads

>>77721196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A8DNWu2c5k
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>>77721175
Cause they wash, then they pee.

>>77721192
Poof
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>>77721181
>is black
>name is blaque

cogs are turning
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>>77721226
only 2 that i can remember but different social circles and relationship status
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>>77721227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0CYNQA_04
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>>77721243
its just a coincidence mate
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>>77721170
>>77721165
>>77721135
>>77721129
cheers
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>>77721216
>BC Ferries

Bit of a debacle that business was.
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love cumming in his mouth
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reckon i can smell periods
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>nearly 14,000 videos
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>>77721237
still remember the

>>66666666 and also the classic that was
>>70000000

wonder what we have in store
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reckon I could spark a rhino if I got a chance to sucker punch it
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>>77721215

shan't ever read a book from a screen
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suddenly craving a coke zero lads

think i'm quite susceptible to advertising lol
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Who /picrelated/ here?
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people use my images all the time and you don't see me throwing a hissy fit over it
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>>77720603
>>77720603
>>77720603
LOVE this post
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told my girl about thailad
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wonder where povvo autist is going on the train

he is such an enigma
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>>77721311
Where do I buy these? I cant find them anywhere
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUpMMkS_tMI
WTF
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love the flavour of other meats more but chicken is just so easy to eat
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>>76666666
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Today is a good day to play some vidya. Don't know if I will though.
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>>77721322
>linking posts instead of files

fuck off you stupid runtoid
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finished Max Payne 3
don't regret buying it and doing it but I don't like it as much as the other two
don't think I'll ever do it again
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business idea: chicken that's made of beef
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wish someone would DESTROY my balls
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told a girl she could stay for the weekend and then cancelled at the last minute

and now shes mad at me
like wtf
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>>77721311
cider is too sweet for me .

i'm a pint man
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Big fan of stretching out my japseye until it's big enough to fit another dick in there
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>>77720966
This is a GOOD post
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>>77721311
why is this a meme? don't get it
just below average cider
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>>77721337
Chicken is cheap and easy to prepare too.

I want to eat pork but I can't be arsed to cook it.
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>>77721322

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-xQ6PL9OW_HY3B3UUFYRmJMZ28
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>>77721307
You're being brainwashed, you know? Those vaporwave punks, fashionistas, and dieters. It's all brainwashing. Why can't you just listen to what your body feels other than your head? Just because your head is hungry, doesn't mean your stomach is. In fact, since it's so easy to trick the brain, companies will brainwash you into dependency for their products. Rise against the corporations. Don't give in.
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>thailad sentenced to 40 years for lese-majeste

did we go too far lads?
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does anyone recognise these slags? are they camgirls or legit amateurs (i'm inclined to believe the latter)

https://xhamster.com/videos/hot-two-amateur-lesbians-make-their-first-sext-tape-8015700
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never been waitrose haha might go in but not buy anything just look around see how the 1% live
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hermiones so fukcign fit
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>>77720827
Literal pedo
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>>77721384
Le sesh fuel
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>>77721337
tried multiple types of birds here are my rankings:

1.guinea fowl
2.chicken
3. ostrich
4. quail
5. duck
6. pheasant
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900001. turkey
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>>72222222
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>>77721384
It's just me posting it each and every weekend

w-wagie life is good h-hehe
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koppaberg is too sweet
rekorderlig is PENG
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>>77721417
hermione is black
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>>77721409
fucking disgusting
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>>77721415
you can get a free coffee if you get a card

used to do it all the time but i got an espresso machine now
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>>77721401
wew
fantastic
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>>77721415
The true 1% shop at Whole Foods High Street Kensington
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>>77721438
You're wrong.
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can't go swimming without popping a boner
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>>77721450
alri deano, hows that acca?
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they've turned tim into a normie meme lads
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>>77721409
porn rots your brain
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>>77721465
Non-responsive
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>>77720619
I considered watching this, saw it on Crunchyroll. From that image (it was on Crunchyroll too) I thought it was some post apocalyptic setting

but no

just fucking highschool like every other anime ever
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>>77721322
very nice. Where can I get more images like this?
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>>77721423
it is a 24 estonian of all all places
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jus got home
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>>77721489
Tim's too pure for this world
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They are literally broadcasting women's football live on a major channel now.
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>>77721438
GOAT: Goose
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can't watch anime without popping a boner
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>>77721489
what's wrong with normies?
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>>77721498
Gundam can be ok
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>>77721489
this doesn't make sense. it's like a non-joke
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>>77721525
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>>77721539
gundam is a nang producer makes the best wifey riddims in the scene imo
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muh nay muh jef
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Just had sex lads
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>>77721489
It's /brit/s fucking fault for making him too mainstream. You've gone and ruined his life. He didn't ask for this level of publicity. He was just a humble middle aged man putting up videos as a little hobby. Now his entire being is being mocked by normies.

FUCK you /brit/
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>>77721522
haven't had a goose. saw them at lidl round christmas time and wanted to buy but it was really big.
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the closest i've got to sex was being offered a kiss from an 8 year old girl in her garden
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>>77721557
nonce
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Got two traction engines for arms
Can turn a man to dust with a handshake
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finnish gf has warned me that her dad "tested" one of her sister's boyfriends a while ago by inviting him to a sauna session (naked ofc), but saying he could keep his pants on if he wanted

he kept his pants on and failed the test, now I must mentally prepare myself to bare my tiny little willy to my girlfriend's dad in two months
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>>77721581
Filthy nonce
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>>77721557
never shouldve come here
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>>77721489
they haven't even covered up his name
now normies are going to find his facebook and bully him
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>>77721581
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>>77721384
it's part of the whole humans of the sesh, amber leaf 3 in 1, normie facebook meme

just imagine a bunch of pikeys in a k hole in your front living room while this song is playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWJrKTrpQ4
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>>77721576
>honey, the ÂŁ10 christmas bonus won't stretch to goose . guess it'll be chicken dippers again this year
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>>77721581
actual nonce
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Let him go lads, we got to witness the golden era of the dentist arc, tim's their property now
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business idea: let millions of people starve to death
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>>77721574
It was one autistic gaylord who took it too far
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>>77721581
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looks like we got ourselves a hero
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Crawling in My Skin was a documentary.
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>>77721635
no!
defend the alamo!
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>>77721438
>duck that low
come on

>>77721576
don't rate goose personally but it produces A LOT of delicious fat for roasting potatoes in
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>it was ok to bully him when it was our playtoy
disgusting the lot of you
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>>77721611
they got his facebook deleted by reporting his half naked guitar selfies
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>>77721620
>>77721603
>>77721645
>>77721631

i was also 8

if i'd taken it i'd be a married deano today
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Just woke up
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>>77721504
>>77721401
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can't stop wanking to cute anime girls
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>>77721599
Chortled at the end
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saw an ad for gbbo and a documentary series on dianna just now on dutch telly. Might have to move again.
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when i was in year 6 some girl in year 3 kept following me round and trying to dance with me was VERY irritating
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>>77721655
we didn't bully him directly

we didn't slag him off in his comments section apart from idiots like the hausen creature and sending him some harmless letters

we kept tim to ourselves
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>>77721665
no you haven't, you're still dreaming
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>>77721599
make you get hard it's the only way to pass
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>>77721642
I don't even think it was someone from /brit/ who put him on those meme groups, someone from /x/ probably
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>>77721489
like if you remember when tim before he was mainstream xD
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What sort of fucking ponce eats goose at Christmas hahaha man alive
>>
>>77721684
you must stop
>>
feel quite lonely somtimes
>>
>>77721665
you woke?
>>
*challenges your maritime claims in the south china sea*

haha whoops xxx
>>
Things I hate:

Americans
America
American Express
American Pie
American Beauty
American Eagle
American Airlines
American Golf
Bank of America
The Americas
Miss America
A merry car
Amer Ica
A Merricker

Things I love:

American Psycho
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>>77721694
why are dutch people obsessed with britain
>>
>>77721715
how
>>
>celebrating christmas
FONT
>>
posting from dethbed
>>
/brit/ is moving too fast for my comfort and I feel partially guilt
>>
reckon i've perfected my break up technique
>>
>>77721716
m/23/bdx
wanna meet for a hug? :3
>>
business idea: my hard todger inside a vagina (attached to a consenting adult)
>>
>>77721401
>>77721678

I am NOT opening this virus. Post the images here
>>
>>77721716
I'll trade you one leaf gf for one frog gf meet me at St. Pierre et Miquelon for the exchange.
>>
so which one of you twats runs one of these facebook meme pages then?

it had to be one of you
>>
>>77721761
post cara
>>
>>77721745
howling at this belter of a post
>>
god fashioned women
from a piece of a man's ribcage
therefore fucking women is gay and you need to be purged
>>
>>77721747
I think it's the accent.
>>
>>77721806
No, it's only gay if it has a penis.
>>
>god
doesn't exist morty
>>
>>77721807
Dutch people don't have an accent
>>
>>77721775

nah i run the bebo ones mate
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How to be alpha:

replace the word 'please' in your vocabulary with words like 'immediately'

Example:
>take me to the shops, please!
becomes:
>take me to the shops, immediately!
It's much more assertive and alpha.
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tim is just meme of the week

he will be anonymous again next week when the next fad comes along
>>
brothers singing the USSR national anthem
retard even learnt the words despite not speaking russian
>>
I usually give money to homeless people whenever I see them.
But if a homeless person directly asks me for money I say I don't have any and ignore them.

Can anyone ITT with a PhD in Psychology explain why this is?
>>
opinions on yanks who post in /brit/ all day every day?
>>
>>
>>77721878
Stop
>>
anyone got the spreadsheet template for turning my life around?

it had things like
>brush teeth
>go outside
etc.

REALLY need it
>>
>>77721853
you're a selfish twat
>>
>>77721829
Alri Van Kaas
>>
>>77721850
best anthem 2bh
>>
>>77721853
because they're more modest and not pestering you
>>
>>77721869
FOY
>>
>>77721853
why on earth would you give money to homeless, you KNOW they're just going to buy a 3L bottle of cider from tesco express
>>
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>>77721827
>lol this faggot still believes in the undiscovered
>wow just wow he thinks that there are more than just observable phenomena in the universe! XxD
>>
>>77721853
Can only speak for myself but when homeless people go out of there way to ask me specifically while not asking other people then I assume they think I am a soft target and reflexively hate them.

Someone who doesn't ask doesn't generate this response.
>>
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doing the anime wank
>>
wonder how often tim watches porn
>>
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>>77721848
Are there any places where I can see normies talk about Tim? I mean places that aren't on his Youtube videos.
>>
Why do 4chan virgins get all defensive when normies discover their memes?

They're just fucking memes lol. It's not like you created them lol.
>>
>>77721853
beggers are just scum
>>
>>77721853

hello cuck
>>
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>>77721749
develop an immunity
>>
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can an australian tell me if this is true? x
>>
>>77721900
uhh sweetie? xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
>>
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>>77721878
>>
>>77721907
why do I give a shit?
>>
conor mcgregor pffffffffft

could heem that runt with a single uppercut and do it with more style than that black

i'll be having my 231 mil now please
thanks
>>
>>77721909
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
Things I hate:

Willy Nelson
Bronn Wennili
Free Willy
Groundskeeper Willie
Willy Wonka
Galium aparine


Things I love:

Cocks
>>
Honestly think Canada's anthem belongs in the top three alongside Russia and France's
>>
>>77721921
tim is our meme
>>
>>77721878
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
>>
>>77721913
really like nibutani
>>
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>>>77721933
Good luck
>>
>>77721958
Honestly couldn't give a shit
>>
>>77721938
most australian settlers weren't convicts
>>
>>77721947
because it's your money you just tossed away on fuelling some disgusting runt who's cluttering your streets
>>
ate a pizza at the local bar/restaurant/pizzaria
wasnt very good
>>
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>>77721913
>wanking to a dog fucker
>>
>>77721990
*shart
>>
>>77721907
so
if i was homeless id want to take refuge in the pleasure of drunkenness too

dont understand why people get so upset about hobos doing drugs and alcohol
how else are they supposed to enjoy themselves without money, friends or anything
>>
>>77721985
/hell/
>>
watching the Hobbit: Part 2 on ITV

somehow always end up watching it when it's on despite not particularly enjoying it
>>
>>77721947
why do you give a shit enough to give them money
>>
>>77721985

end me please or send it to /cum/
>>
>>77721958
I really like Spain's.
>>
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wanking to this fine specimen
>>
>>77721985
/kurva anyatok/
>>
>>77721985
/cum/
>>
>>77721985
>>>/mlp/
>>
planning a wank
>>
>>77722004
wanking
>>
>>77722004
proofs?
>>
thoughts on pakis?
>>
>>77721938
australian here
rather not say 2bh
>>
>>77721955
Enjoying this gimmick
>>
>>77721941
doesn't hold a candle to the soviet one or even ours
>>
Honestly think Cascada's anthem belongs in the top three alongside Russia and France's
>>
>>77721985
send it to /deutsche/
>>
>>77722062
every day
>>
>>77721985
just let it explode
end it all
save us from this misery
>>
>>77722062
some, i assume, are good people
>>
>>77721985
/cum/
>>
>>77721985
/hell/ please
>>
>>77721938
what a stupid post that was
>>
>>77721921
tim is a person, not a meme. the ""meme"" is talking about him, not posting "wow nice pictures old man! your face is sweaty, weirdo!" directly in his comments
>>
>>77722074
oh please france's anthem is a meme anthem
>>
>>77721910
this

also the people that ask for money aren't always homeless.

there's this one cunt who hangs around outside birmingham new street station, who I've seen for about 3 years asking for '20p for the bus'

cheeky cunt even asked for a cigarette after i said no to him one time. i also saw him in a different part of birmingham trying to sell some mate i was with thai weed

absolute scumbag.

you get the ones who also fabricate these entire stories about how they're in the army and they're stranded in the city and need to get a coach home
>>
>>77722012
dunno maybe they could check into charitable accommodation or something instead of shitting up my streets with their shitty ugly faces and rubbish and litter and general foulness

hate street beggar runts, they need gassing, all of them
>>
>>77722119
>>77722119
>>
>>77722100
a winrar is you
>>
reckon national anthems should showlight folkloric music from the country instead of some mundane orchestra
>>
>>77722107
memes are the highest of art forms
>>
>>77722100
You fucking cunt.
>>
>>77721985
send to /cum/
>>
>>77721137
last girl was good
>>
>>77722133
Reckon you should shut up
>>
>>77722100
noice
>>
hate Euston
>>
>>77722119
>>77722119
>>77722119

move

>>77722119
>>77722119
>>77722119
>>
>>77720810
just had the most awful shit, i dont know if it was something i ate but it was all pain and praying for a fart to relieve the preassure
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