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ANIME
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>The Commonwealth of Spracklen is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning teddy population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million Spracklenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

>The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

>The strong Spracklenian economy, worth 260 billion bitcoins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 52,109 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

>Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spracklen's national animal is the teddy.

>Spracklen is ranked 85,853rd in the world and 196th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 306.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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>>77718783
Last
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>>77718818
copied this into a word document, exported it to PDF, put it onto my iPad, and will read it tomorrow on the train :) thanks for posting
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>>77718823
P H A T T
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not really a fan of LSD

seems like a waste of an opportunity to MDMA
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<--- my relative
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anyone know how to view the data of a directory file in linux? it keeps telling me . is a directory and won't let me do anything to it. i want to view the binary data of the directory file itself
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I always forget that other countries didn't purge their wildlife of predators
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anime
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Severely attracted to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOnQnbAR-aQ
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>>77718863
yeah use a normal OS instead you fucking nerd
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Season 2 of Tim Byrne has really picked up.
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sue
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>>77718864
We're bringing some back in places
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anime
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>>77718823
SHADILAY MY DUDES!
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Saw a badger and a falcon on my run today
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when is the next playstation due to come out?

might pick up a ps4 but don't want to spend if they're going to be reduced any time soon
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>>77718598
>this is not a page for bullying leslie lewis, but is an attempt to turn her funny face into a meme
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Imagine trying to show off by bragging how much mandy you do
I remember being 16 too
Embarrassing specimen that lad is, bet he's a proper annoying cunt on a come up too
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>>77718875
>in Swiss
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dressed up as a badger and used my pet falcon to distract this runner I stalk on the weekends just now
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>>77718908
Join the /brit/ ps4 group
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And tonight, let's enjoy life. Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo That's right
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>>77718908
not for a while la'

another 4 years at least
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>>77718911
i meant leslie jones
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good photo
of my sweaty face
hacking my laptop through Edge
flat in high wymcombe
i'm naked
haiku by Timothy James Byrne Sun 30 July in my rented flat in High Wymcombe
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>>77718919
when I did 330 I was lying on the floor out of breath 2bh
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>>77718885
Season 3 will be when hes sectioned/forced out of high Wycombe by an angry mob?
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>>77718958
not even close to being a haiku
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>>77718933
you are a twat
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>>77718923
who is this goddess?
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My name is Timothy James Byrne and I live in a rented flat and play instruments and I sing. My biggest achievement has to be the number of photos on my public Facebook profile. I love to take the same photo of myself on different days with variable face greasiness.
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>>77718930
Does this exist? Reckon I'd be bullied
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anime
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>>77718982
some cosplay slut
acidjazzsinger on instagram
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>>77718997
It did but it never took off so it was deleted
You can make a new one
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>>77718799
>cats aren't retards
don't have to be to get hit by a speeding car, same thing with people
>foxes are scared of cats
not true
>no gypsies if you don't live in a shithole
gypsies go everywhere, shithole or not, hence why they're gypsies
>you bring just as many disease inside with you
factually incorrect
indoor cats will have a drastically lesser chance of catching parasites than their outdoor counterparts due to not eating wild corpses

literally stop chatting shit you know nothing about
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>>77718982
https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/?hl=en
peng russian girl
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>>77718930
>>77718933
alright
also does your profile transfer across to a newer console with all your played games?
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>>77718989
there is an idea of a Timmy Byrne, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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>>77718887
>tens of thousands of years of evolution
literally an oxymoron
lol
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>>77719020
I'd be careful insulting people's knowledge if I used the phrase 'hence why'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FyedCP1fm4
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>>77719036
Idk
Didn't have a PS3
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how dare someone have genuine mental illness and be socially awkward, they must be punished and ridiculed severely
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>>77719053
not an argument
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>>77719071
had a wank to her leaked pics desu
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>be Yank
>go to nearest breeder to look at kittens
>test out some Instagram filters on them, find one that responds best to the camera
>drown the others
>go home
>rip its claws out
>never let it out of my one bedroom apartment
>pick up its shit out of a box in the kitchen
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>>77718980
can sure tell it's summer
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>>77719087
foxes dont attack cats
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>>77719100
You already posted this.
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Why isn't there an app for tinder but just for people that explicitly want to have one night stands?
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>>77719100
It was funny the first time
Not the second
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>>77719040
do you know what an oxymoron is, lad?
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>>77719053
right forget we don't use colloquialisms on /brit/ and we all use proper grammar/spelling/sentence structure

glad you could remind me of the rules on this nipponese nobbly knees forum
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>>77719132
hence why isnt a colloquialism its just wrong
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>>77719123
grim
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>>77719113
>>77719127
Dry your eyes
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>>77719112
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4195162/Hungry-foxes-start-eating-the-nations-cats.html
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just got a pet fox
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You arrive in London
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>>77719178
Pics
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>>77719131
evolution doesnt happen in "tens of thousands of years"
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i hate tim because he takes selfies while also being ugly #teamlogan
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>tims such a mad cunt he wont play piano with a dampener even after his neighbour was so friendly about it

inconsiderate cunt
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>>77719196
she even made him a curry
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>>77719036
gta v does la'

not sure about others tho

you should really have a next gen console by now...

there's some HD console coming soon, but who gives a fuck about that shit
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>>77719180
That's America.
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>>77719180
white slag BTFO
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>>77719176
>Stephen Harris, a professor of environmental science at Bristol University, said, however, that increasing fox attacks on domestic cats was an "urban myth".
>"I have studied the behaviour of urban foxes for more than 35 years and have yet to see one attack a cat," he said. "Foxes are solitary by nature, so anybody claiming to have seen a pack of foxes attacking their cat is simply talking rubbish."
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>>77719161
>isn't a colloquialisms
>is actually a very common colloquialism
hm yeah thinking an that
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Hate Celtic
Hate the IRA

Love Tommy
Love pints

Simple
As
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>>77719166
why though?
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>>77719180
need a sauce on this
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>>77719205
He doesn't eat curry
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>>77719180
all of them look like gmod ragdolls
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Cats are waste animals. Like rats, but bigger.
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Any SE15 man in?
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>77719255
someone fedora this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZpsn2j5JH0

tune
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fuck off
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only problem i with cats are fleas

HATE fleas, pain to get rid of
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>>77719266
something wrong with your hands? do it yourself
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there is no lower specimen on the planet than the contemporary wigger
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>>77719092
LINK LINK LINK PLSSSSS
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*mumbles 'rasheed' while looking at his phone*
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>77719255
>someone fedora this
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So many of my heroes are from or lived in Basel - such as Einstein, Jung, Albert Hofman, Hesse
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>>77719206
i meant my playstation profile with all the trophies and stuff
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>77719297
someone fedora this
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>>77719255
>someone fedora this
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>>77719291
thats why you keep your cat locked in a cloakroom
lives even longer than if you just lock it in your house
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>>77719180
as uncivilised and dirty as this webm is, it's always funny seeing girls who think they stand even the smallest chance in a fight against a man

she should have known that blacks wouldnt care that shes a woman and would fuck her up
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mdma is so good

what drugs are similar like it so I can do it instead
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>>77718901
Just check his latest vids m8 he only posted it today
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fedora me, I don't care
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>>77719297
>someone fedora this
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>>77719319
yeah it's all the same network so you can carry your account over

costs on PS4 tho
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STUNNING studio apartments for sale in LANDMARK 40 storey riverside tower in the northern powerhouse

Starting at just £179,000 (plus tip)
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sometimes i feel bad for tim

he used to be a normal, functioning human
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>>77719319
oh ye obv that'll happen lol
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>>77719349
Weed
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>>77719369
grim
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>fedora me, I don't care
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>>77719092

her boobies are so nice
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>>77719376
did he have a stroke or something?
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>>77719334
oh fuck off you cretin
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>>77719376
This is now a reddit meme, so you have to go back
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I am the report of the week. ask me anything!
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>>77719376
Hes probably a virgin
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>>77719395
nty
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What will it be?
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>>77719418
why do you keep stalking tim
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>consoles
grim
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>>77719323
memes aside, you have to admit, this IS kinda badass
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>>77719180
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>>77719457
you'll have to try harder than that to get a fedora from me
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>>77719411
he has schizophrenia you cretin
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>>77719369
I've walked past that
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https://www.reddit.com/r/TheReportOfTheWeek/comments/4sln8j/report_of_the_week_on_tim_byrne/
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>>77719470
final hit was a bit much if I say so myself
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>paying twice to use your internet
ahh yes
consolefags
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>>77719455
jog on to /v/ you autist
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Why does this person not find an area of this world where he is comfortable and live there?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4741878/Jason-Osamede-Okundaye-says-white-people-racist.html
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>>77719439
20 camel and four Tyskie ta
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>>77719508
because he's a selfish idiot
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>>77719439
alri
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at leas the normies have not found kev, thank fuck
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Need a name for the nationstates region lads
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found the lexi poll nudes if anyone was wondering

http://imgur.com/a/Dws7i
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>>77719505
There is literally nothing more autistic than consoles.
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getting bored

gonna post pretty womyn
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i play skyrim a lot and i dont use any mods whatsoever
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imagine having such a dire existence that you develop a superiority complex about video games

grim
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>>77719537
there's nothing to "find" with kev you stupid autist
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>>77719184
what is that even supposed to mean? it's literally constantly ongoing
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>>77719508

whites are the least racist race, and the UK is one of the least racist countries in the world
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>>77719184
fuck off
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>>77719505
Give me ONE thing consoles do better than PCs. Just one.
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>>77719439
silver rizlas, 25g amber leaf and a lighter pls dude
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never used a console controller in my life hahaha don't know how to use them

been at a couple of parties where I've been offered "the controller" and just passed it down because I've no idea how to fucking use it

need a mouse and keyboard simple as
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>>77719579
sounds a bit dull
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>>77719589
You would say that whiteboi, huh
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>>77719616
I use a controller on my PC sometimes. I prefer it for some games like Dark Souls.
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>>77719539
>>77719539
>>77719539
>>77719539
THIS IS URGENT LADS
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>and a lighter
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>>77719658
ugly
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>>77719565
consoles are the prime normie experience
every deano owns a PS4 or xbox

only virgin spackers sit care enough to build a pc
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>>77719616
What grim parties are you going to where people are playing video games
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>>77719616
how can you not know how to use a controller
at the very least you could look at how someone else is holding it and copy it
I dont understand where the challenge is
outside of the N64 there is only one way to hold a controller
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>>77719508
Because they want all the benefits afforded to them by white Western nations, but want to make whitey know just how much they hate them, rather than fuck off to Bongo Bongo land and working to improve those places.
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Women have stricter standards for attractiveness than Hitler had for members of his personal bodyguard

All members of the Leibstandarte had to be white and at least 5'10 and very athletic, there were no requirements as to facial bone structure.

Western women demand 6' or taller highly athletic white men, with perfect jaw lines, strong chins, high cheek bones, prominent brow ridge, thick arched eyebrows, neutral or positive canthal tilt eyes, perfect philtrum to chin ratios, low facial subcutaneous fat, NW0 or NW1 hairline ... but they themselves can be ugly or fat because they want men to like them for their personality.
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imagine my surprise when i went to sit on grandads memorial bench today
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Keep my cat locked in its cage (about 20x20 inches) to make sure it lives for as long as possible

I just love animals it really is simple as
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>Rashan Jermaine

pretty certain I made a post last week (in jest I might add) citing LITERALLY these two names in a post emphasizing the muslim/black influence in London

Jesus wept
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Softly I am leaving,
Just as softly as I came;
I softly wave goodbye
To the clouds in the western sky.

The golden willows by the riverside
Are young brides in the setting sun;
Their glittering reflections on the shimmering river
Keep undulating in my heart.

That pool in the shade of elm trees
Holds not clear spring water, but a rainbow
Crumpled in the midst of duckweeds,
Where rainbow-like dreams settle.

Quietly I am leaving,
Just as quietly as I came;
Gently waving my sleeve,
I am not taking away a single cloud.
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>>77719616
I plug my PC into my television sometimes and play with a controller from the sofa.
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>>77719690
every party at someone's house below the age of 16
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>>77719683
>only virgin spackers sit care enough to build a pc
I've had sex hundreds of times and I have built my own pc several times
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>>77719618
better than ur shit gay amine mods
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video games are for children
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think the facebook cretin are leaving timmy alone now
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>>77719616

underage
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>>77719728
>I've had sex hundreds of times and I have built my own pc several times
well done?
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>>77719683
FONT
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doing some light watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3NE0y3LkQ
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S H A D I L A Y brothers!!
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>>77719699
Never used one. I see there are two twiddly sticks, buttons on the front, buttons on the top. You move with one of the twiddlers and the other aims but it's fucking impossible to get the hang of in public before you've embarrased yourself.

never owned a games console so I've never learnt how to use one by myself
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greetings comrades
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>>77719751
thanks?
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>>77719723
spoiler this damnable goblin
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>>77719751
bet you're crying right now you twat
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>>77719748
I'm 23 you fucking moss, what does not ever using a console controller have to do with age? they've been around for ages
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>>77719560
Who?
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>>77719751
seething
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>>77719731
do you just replay the various questlines with new characters? or dungeon crawl instead? i never found the loot progression in skyrim worthwhile for playing long term
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>>77719824
some ASMR slag
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Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo. To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland (Coca-Cola GmbH) during the war, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace – the "leftovers of leftovers", as Keith later recalled. The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with Keith's exhorting his team to "use their imagination" (Fantasie in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!"

The plant was effectively cut off from Coca-Cola headquarters during the war. After the war, the Coca-Cola corporation regained control of the plant, formula, and the trademarks to the new Fanta product—as well as the plant profits made during the war.

During the war the Dutch Coca-Cola plant in Amsterdam (N.V. Nederlandsche Coca-Cola Maatschappij) suffered the same difficulties as the German Coca-Cola plant. Max Keith therefore also put the Fanta brand at the disposal of the Dutch Coca-Cola plant, of which he had been appointed the official Verwalter (caretaker). Dutch Fanta had a completely different recipe from German Fanta, elderberries being one of the main ingredients.

Fanta production was discontinued when the German and Dutch Coca-Cola branches were reunited with their parent company. Following the launch of several drinks by the Pepsi corporation in the 1950s, Coca-Cola competed by relaunching Fanta in 1955. The drink was heavily marketed in Europe, Asia, Africa and South America.
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>>77719772
no probs, wasn't sure if you wanted congratulating.
>>77719791
listening to tunes and browsing whilst the missus watches pointless celebs. no crying mate.
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>>77719579
try daggerfall
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>playing video games beyond your teens

Just end it
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>>77719859
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>>77719857
not a letter
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>>77719857
not a word
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44 individual posters ITT.

I want each and every one of you to give an opinion on THIS
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>>77719875
but I have nothing better to do with my time
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How many of you lads use arse toys? Where do you hide them from mummy?
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>>77719880
>>77719885
nazis invented fanta because they couldn't get coke
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>>77719839
both or prefer not to say
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never had sex or built a PC
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>>77719877
>FONT
yep, feels good. real nice and comfy.
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>>77719857
I posted this factoid 3 weeks ago you rat fink bastard
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>>77719658
looks like this bird I see at the gym but less attractive, said bird must be bulimic though, not convinced I find a lass with limbs as thick as my fingers attractive

shame really as she is a 9.5/10 facewise
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>>77719847
Who leaked them? Ex boyfriend?
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>>77719906
that's better
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>>77719906
everybody knows this you dimwit
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>>77719875
>read
>think
>exercise
>literally anything
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>>77719894
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>>77719894
put the tree down love, it's only August for Christ's sake
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>>77719920
they are the ultimate females imo

thin tall blondes
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>>77719894
hope she has a big willy
>>77719915
posted it because i just saw it on reddit
>>77719932
some people don't, either way it's netted me multiple (You)s so i'm satisfied
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>>77719894
nice bottom
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>>77719899

ermm maybe read a book
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>>77719903
got it all figured out
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>>77719927
no idea, the skype screenshots seem consistent with that though
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fuck you im millwall
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>>77719989
this is where i get all mine from
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>reading past the age of 16
Just end it.
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>>77719989
books are boring
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>>77719996
It's FaceTime you absolute virgin
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>consuming media of any kind past the age of 16
real men sit in an empty room drinking water
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>>77720042
yea that
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>>77719999
Looks a bit crap
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>>77720028
arrogant lefty scrote
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>>77719206
I even managed to transfer my GTA V character from my xbox360 on to my PS4

which was neat
thanks rockstar x
>>
Just finished Wolfenstein The New Order again. Absolutely love killing Nazis I do.
>>
>>77720028
>free dom
Strange business model for a brothel.
>>
any path of exile man in
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>>77720067
>neat
FOY
>>
Don't think I'm capable of sex
I start freaking out when women at work put their hand on my shoulder or arm
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>>77720068
Have you played the Old Blood lad?
>>
makign diner
>>
>>77719728
virgin sex
>>
Why do we argue the way we do?
Can't you see, girl, that I, I'm in love with you?
>>
>>77719560
>posting screenshots you took of your ex whilst on facetime with your stupid face stuck on them
abso cretino
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>books are boring
>>
Business idea: pick up all of millwall and drop it on Raqqa
>>
Feeling alright for the day after getting drunk.
>>
books are boring
video games are fun
>>
business idea: replace the word "boring" with "books"

example

>>77720162
books as fuck mate
>>
>>77720115
dont imagine most people are that interested in the guy's blurry face desu
>>
>>77720087
neat-o
>>
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>tfw didn't wake up w/ a cute brit bf in my arms today
>>
>>77720177
this idea is not books
not books at all
>>
Can't stand football hooliganism usually but am creasing at that pic of the Celtic lad with his head bust open resting it on a union jack pillow
>>
>>77720178
true but it's sort of direct evidence of whodunnit if she decides to take action against him for shitting her nudes on the internet, which she should do
>>
Business idea: Stag do in Raqqa
>>
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>books are boring
>video games are fun
>>
imagine being so much of an insecure cretin that you pretend to enjoy reading books
>>
>>77720227
haha yeah it was abso books mate
>>
>>77720237
is that illegal?
>>
>>77720239
WAHEY LADS ON TOUR
>>
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EDL leader Ian Crossland
>>
been a shit day lads

>wake up early
>prepare to do a bunch of shit today
>end up doing nothing
>want to go out to get some scran
>starts raining
>too autistic to order a deliveroo because i hate letting my housemates i sometimes eat fastfood.
>>
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>imagine being so much of an insecure cretin that you pretend to enjoy reading books
>>
>>77719184
The average tusk size of African elephants has halved since the mid-19th century. A similar effect has been spotted in the Asian elephant population in India.

Researchers say it is an example of Darwinism in action, caused by the mass slaughter of dominant male elephants - but whereas evolution normally takes place over thousands of years, these changes have occurred within 150 years
>>
name one film that is better than the book it is adapted from, also the book cannot be written by stephen king
spoiler: you can't
>>
>>77720178
it's incriminating is the point
>>
>>77720242
He's not wrong. Books are boring as fuck mate.
>>
>>77720101
I didn't, forgot to grab it when it was on sale recently, very annoyed with myself so I put a lit cigarette out on myself as punishment.
>>
>>77720310
very books publication
>>
>>77720270
Illegal in the UK since some time in 2015, yes.
>>
>>77720270
yea
>>
>>77720315
lord of the rings
>>
>>77720310
>but whereas evolution normally takes place over thousands of years,
pop science
>>
>>77720333
>>77720334
huh
was that a reaction to the fappening
>>
>>77720315
every harry potter film
>>
>>77720352
No!
>>
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>>77720239
can play some vidya too
>>
>>77720315
American Psycho
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
>>
>>77720320
Its worth grabbing, you can kill a mecha-nazi while he rants at you about his dog.
>>
>>77720336
false
>>
>>77720268
Ah yes, I bet you're well and above such nonsense intellectually, am I right?


Nonce.
>>
>>77720315
A Clockwork Orange
>>
>>77720372
>American Psycho
I know it's your opinion but your opinion is just wrong
>>
>>77720346
no idea, can't remember when the fappening happened because everything blurs together these days - I remember "revenge porn" being a thing by itself for a while though so that could've triggered it too
>>
>>77720315
LOTR is easily better than the books

if you disagree you clearly have not read them
>>
>>77720227
Fancy posting it? Can't find it on google
>>
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>Dream all week about the weekend
>squander it

mental how this happens every single time as well.
>>
>>77720339
how did we develop tolerance to lactose in a few thousand years then
>>
>>77720398
the book was just edgy tryhard schlock designed to cause controversy but nothing else
>>
>>77720315
American Psycho
>>
>>77720315
apocalypse now
>>
>>77720434
whereas the film...
>>
>>77720427
you just reminded me that I'm squandering my weekend right now

going out bye!
>>
>>77720352
Extremely incorrect.
>>
>>77720424
>>77720442
these posters have a sub85 IQ
>>
>>77720393
I happen to agree with this but for the purpose of my post I will disagree and call you stupid
nothing personal
>>
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>2 (Two) days free
>Just 2 (two) days to fit all your hopes and aspirations of unadulterated self-improvement into
>manage to fuck it up and lie in bed wanking for the entire day
>>
>>77720315
there will be blood
>>
cringe
>>
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>if you disagree you clearly have not read them
>>
>>77720501
What a post
>>
>>77720478
my IQ is over 140
>>
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>>77720478
>>
Tinder bio options

>tryna fuck ouchea

>larry heard and xannies

>do one

>;^)

>wear my heart on my sleeve, stand up guy, salt of the earth, grafter, nutter, fucking love it

what ye reckon lads?
>>
>>77720478
die
>>
>>77720563
;^)
>>
>>77720429
evolution is constantly occuring. in bacteria it can occur in months. saying it occurs over tens of thousands of years imply that there's 2 different points, a before-evolution and an after-evolution, and it takes tens of thousands of years for a species to get from point a to point b
>>
>>77720563
all fucking shit and incomprehensible
>>
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-london-40765420/the-playground-for-big-kids-only

ah yes
>>
>>77720315
The Goldan Compass
>>
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gf just sent me this
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i wish my dealer didn't sell fucking amazing coke for £80 a gram it's so expensive but i snort one line and i'm off like a fucking rocket. i haven't slept on a saturday night in like 6 months
>>
>>77720563
love pints take it or leave it
>>
>>77720588
it's just a fundraiser for kids. nothing wrong with it
>>
>>77720619
>>77720619
>>77720619
the new
>>
>>77720599
very poor opinion there
>>
>>77720588
looks fun desu
>>
>>77720609
reminder that you are knocking years off your life
>>
>>77720563
talk about your staunch and extremely important political opinions
>>
>>77720588
Why can millenials not just grow up?
>>
>>77720599
no
>>
>>77720588
These are typical white people in London.
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