AMWF edition
/balt/
fat people <<< human
I let a tubby suck me off and her teeth kept grinding against the underside of my cock. shit hurt
however, my first sug was from another tub and she was the best at it. sucked me off fast and took no breaks either
>>77718979
MY PIC!!
>tfw not even a fat woman would fuck me
There was a fat girl who liked me in high school and I told her I wasn't interested and then she would run every day by my house and lost tons of weight and I told her I still wasn't interested
>>77719026
slowmark lmao
I don't trust skinny bakers. It's like they don't trust what they bake.
>>77719032
how do you know?
have you ever tried talking to one?
>7 weeks in coma
>wake up as fat as before
shit nigga what died did they put her on? intravenous bacon grease?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0
>>77718985
Is this you?
>>77719044
>I stil wasn't interested
Why
>>77719068
When your body is stagnant and you're that big it consumes your muscle before it does the fat.
>>77719068
when you're that fat losing even 60lbs won't look like much
t. watched episodes of my 600lb life
>>77719104
there he goes again with the broscience
>>77719064
Yes she told me I was too ugly
>>77719099
She was ugly and a minority (which isn't necessarily bad but she smelt bad)
Had a dream about a girl. We were driving somewhere and said nothing to each other. The dream ended when I stopped the car and she walked out. I don't know that girl.
i have a poop thats bubbling in my anus
are you prepared 1 (you) for yes 1 @post for no
>>77719114
The heck? Why would watch that?
>>77719121
I'm the broscience guy. He's a poser.
DOODEEBOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate the alt-right so much
>>77719156
what motivates you
>>77719026
haha it's mine now roastie
>tfw all these sissy fuccbois commenting on MY qts new insta photo
FUCK OFFFF
otter pop or choccy milk?
>>77719134
>>77719214
Please don't bully
I've been called ugly by two fat black women. Thinking about killing myself
>>77719214
Buddhas are always so jolly. I wanna go back in time and give the Buddha a hug.
>>77719246
>talking to black women, much less fat ones
maybe you should kys
post face first
>>77719249
That's Budai and he's a folk diety who never existed.
>>77719175
what a controversial and inflaming opinion
you're so brave to post it here
well gotta go back to the ol center for lunch
see you buds some other time
>>77719261
I like black girls. Some are cute.
>>77719261
I didn't talk to them I just overheard talking to their friends
>post face first
I don't want to post my nigger face here
>>77719317
Bye anon!
>>77719286
Budai looks jolly too. I'll hug them both.
>my nigger face
>that cute black girl who was clearly interested in me
>mfw i was too dumb to realize this
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>>77719296
/cum/ seems like the anti-/pol/
>>77719341
Buddha wasn't jolly. He was an ascetic.
>>77719317
later bud
gonna poop anyways
>>77719380
/cum/ is strictly anti-drumpf
>>77719380
>>77719438
but pro-wall
>>77719373
?
>>77719379
Don't worry anon You'll find a better girl than her
>>77719414
Post pic when you're done
>>77719458
not getting banned again
>>77719050
>>77719195
ruuuuude!!!
stop bullying cute denmark
Had a crush on a Blasian girl named Nicole in middle school.
>>77719382
From wikipedia
>Budai in folklore is admired for his jovial attitude, plenitude, and wisdom of contentment. One belief popular in folklore maintains that rubbing his belly brings wealth, good luck, and prosperity.
I'm gonna hug the crap out of Budai.
Also, look at pic related and tell me that's not jolly
>>77719458
I probably won't she was pretty cool and I'm a shitter.
last thread was horrible, let's hope this one goes better
Weak white Americans let niggers and spics fuk Thier women while subsidizing them through welfare. White men pay the government to replace them
blumpfff is never going to build the wall
>>77719549
This thread is already worse, let's just keep playing with the beta Asian kid
>>77719530
>Blasian
Ewww
>>77719552
don't remind me
>>77719552
If a white boi fucked wimmin of your race you wouldn't do anything either, pussy
My plans for mixing with a Mexican have been put on hold.
>>77719605
She was cute.
>>77719552
>spics and niggers
Asian men*
>>77719617
I would break a white boys kneecaps if he so much as looked at my sister, that's something whites would never do
>>77719649
Even them as well. Muslims too.
>>77719641
>She was cute
Impossible Blasians can't be cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysz93WWqoqc
congratz lads, you're now /lat/ tier
*claps*
>>77719686
Sure tuff guy
>>77719686
>I would break a white boys kneecaps if he so much as looked at my sister
lmao, I guess nobody is looking at your sister then considering all these unbroken kneecaps
>>77719761
Well she was. She talked about anime a lot.
>>77719815
don't you EVER fucking say that about these threads every again
>>77719769
>tfw no dreampop gf
learning about the Awan family IT scandal buds
shits fucky
I'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
>>77719833
My sister is very ugly so admitingly I don't have to worry about her having sex and stuff
>>77719831
The UK is the worst example of what I said
["congratz lads, you're now /lat/ tier" in Spanish]
[*claps* in Spanish]
>>77719896
When I get all steamed up
and start to shout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
>>77719970
post asian whores
Twitter has taught people that they are funny
They're fucking not, you know how many times I've met a bitch who thinks they're a comedy genius when in reality they just have like three fucking phrases that they use in response to other situations it's the lamest shit of all time but I still have to act like they're funny because I still want to fuck god damn
>>77719992
>you know how many times I've met a bitch who thinks they're a comedy genius when in reality they just have like three fucking phrases that they use in response to other situations
but thats cute tho. girls are supposed to be cute and lovable, not funny
>>77719992
the worst thing is those shite meme template things where they change 3 words
>>77719992
Why do you associate with people who use Twitter humor in real life? Nobody who does real life memes is worth being around.
R8 my genetics
>>77720069
very american
>>77720045
it's the majority of people I meet
>>77720018
superiority complexes based off of male attention is not cute, it'd be cute if they were making innocent little blunders but they're saying shit like "oh hell nah bitch drink this tea BEYONCE am i right fellas"
>>77720069
jersey shore nigger
>>77719607
Ew It's Joshua. What a loser. I heard he wears a bathing suit when he showers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3qvn3qoxNQ
>>77720069
>being any % middle eastern/x african
>>77720093
>oh hell nah bitch drink this tea BEYONCE am i right fellas
wtf, the girls you hang out with must be mentally ill because I never hear people talking this way
>>77719921
Imagine being this autistic and editing this
anim-apes need to stop posting forever
>>77720069
in a commercial database now/10
>>77720120
Post your genetics then paco
>>77720083
Not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>77720093
are you hanging out with 15 year olds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjDNCQQaFU
Post'em
I kind of like this AMWF autism. It's a refreshing change from BMWF/cuck shilling
>>77720160
I'm in uni m8, i might as well be fucking 15 year olds
>>77720222
how do you possibly get right wing on this test? I thought it was specifically phrased to make everyone seem leftist
>>77720233
*it might as well
no fbi pls
AMWF shitposting is older than BLACKED shitposting
>>77720213
video will never stop baffling me
>>77720173
Good post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klg57-hqcgE
killed a fly in one go, buds
>Charli is not attracti-
>>77720069
are you the terrone that posts pics?
>>77720314
dire
wonder what her parents think of this
>>77720213
>reverse search
>r/funny
The most unfunny comments I've ever seen in my entire life
>>77719769
good post
good morning guys
>>77720342
I am. AMA
>>77720361
they're enjoying her wealth she's sharing with them
honestly wouldn't care if my daughter fucked in public for money if it meant a cozy retiree life for me LOL
>>77720361
Why would someone not want to have a daughter like Charli XYZ?
>>77720405
great guy you are
wonder what your parents think
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
my arm hurts
>>77720403
How do you feel about the fact that you're actually Middle Easterner and Black?
>>77720314
Definitely would fuck her desu.
>>77720403
Stay away from my savings account, Shlomo.
>>77720401
it's afternoon little mister. you're going to bed early tonight
>>77720505
its only 11 on best coast
>>77718954
>tfw no azn bf to smash my boipucci
why even live
>>77720505
I work nightshift though
>when you crossbreed italians and arabs you get jews
whoa
>absolutely cannot stand the slag aesthetic, degenerat-
>>77720479
It's alright I suppose, whites won't be around much longer anyways. Still don't like Islam tho
>>77720487
I'm actually really bad with money
>>77720575
very nice
>>77720560
hello do you know this man
>>77720604
Now in a non-meme way, has this actually affected how you see yourself? I thought you thought of yourself as white.
>tfw the captcha was siciliano
>>77720654
I unironically really like that guy's aesthetic.
>>77720560
Nah you get Maltese and Sicilians
>>77720722
Not really I'm proud of my African and Arabic roots. I hope when America becomes Mexico 2.0 they will allow me to live
>>77720487
i wonder what life feels like being so ugly
>>77720775
It's pretty hard German bro. I'm a NEET and girls have always Never been interested in me. I just jack off, play video games, and shitpost on 4chan. It's not a very fufilling life but god played me a very bad hand
>>77720725
the pixar villain aesthetic?
>>77720837
why don't you find a job and buy a cambodian wife
>>77720843
That plus the beard. Good stuff.
>>77720866
I'm not attracted to Asian girl's. Working is a normie thing for people who dont look as ugly as I do.
>>77720877
pixar villain + amish
>>77720899
>i'm not attracted to asians
you're in no position to be picky
lucky larry is also ugly and he's a billionaire
*goes on /cgl/ and asks for a gf*
*gets banned*
tfw no gf
>>77720936
I have 436 Dollars to my name
>>77720938
Been there
Try lolcow
>>77720752
Yes, you're okay, I think.
>>77720938
Why do you think you have a right to go into women's spaces?
>>77720967
get a job
>>77720902
Good gosh, look what he used to look like. Horrifying.
>>77721010
abnormal chin
>>77720982
>>77720938
any imageboard with women, there's no shitposts. it sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thNjxRMYOII
this is a good video
>>77721010
>just give a poof bro nothing will happen
>>77721044
that stupid tacticool stance is always funny to me
>>77721010
how did he go from myspace scene kid to stoner gnome
>>77720995
I had one but I quit
>>77720983
Cool. Can't say I will like living in a Brazil tier favela but oh well..
>>77721096
Stoner gnome >>>>>>>>>> Mysp*ce kid
>>77721039
lolcow has lots of shitposting although there is no fun allowed
Hi
>groping my own ass pretending its a girl
Just realized I'm going to be jerking off to anime my entire life.
But how's everyone gf search going?
>>77721229
i have a gf
>amerishits
http://justice.gawker.com/the-streets-of-san-francisco-are-covered-in-human-shit-1679930931
>females
>>77721256
average SF poster
if you remember myspace that means you're old as sin
>>77721246
Windwaker.jpg
I have no mouth and I must scream
>>77721229
>Just realized I'm going to be jerking off to anime my entire life.
How did you come to that conclusion?
>>77721346
Heck u brah WindWaker is the best.
>>77721388
not even close
>>77721373
Don't think I'm going to find one of those girlfriends
>>77721290
What's a comm
>>77721404
Which one is your favorite then?
>>77721416
yeah but your dick will probably stop working before you die
>>77721434
Twilight princess HD and OoS
I'm autistic, ugly and fat
What's the best state to find a gf?
>>77721424
community
I work as a Canadian plumber. Boy oh boy have I been busy this week. I showed up to a granny's house on Friday. She called about a leaky shower head. I thought oh boy this is a perfect time to take advantage of this old bitch.
I told her that the shower head wasn't the issue but it was a faulty bypass valve in her shower diverter. She didn't believe me at first but I would make her come around. So she ordered me to install a new shower head so I did but when she left the room I cut the rubber washer on The inside of the shower head.
I said see? It's still leaking maam. She was blown away by my wisdom of the leaky valve. I then proceeded to smash her tile wall with my hammer and told her she needed to replace the diverter. After I made a huge hole I installed a completely new diverter, redid some waterlines that I said looked like they were going to leak but we're perfectly fine.
Proceeded to patch up my hole with drywall and redid her tile. After all of that was done I simply put a new rubber washer in the shower head and it didn't leak. I turned a simple 5 dollar repair into a $6000 one day bathroom tile diverter drywall bathroom renovation.
God I love these old boomers. They really are clueless and filthy rich. Not like I care they took advantage of our economy and sold us out to the jews. I'm only 28 years old and will be retiring in two years. Putting all my money into btc.
>>77721496
nary
>>77721483
I still don't understand the comment...
>>77721477
california, texas or florida
>>77721462
i have once smelt a girl's fart right in my nostrils with maybe a 5cm distance to her anus
>>77721463
Never played Oos or the HD version of TP, but I always found the latter to be very empty and depressing feeling. Not to mention the forgettable soundtrack. Good dungeons tho (minus the water temple).
>>77721496
good man
>>77720577
>>absolutely cannot stand the slag aesthetic, degenerat-
>>77720314
>>Charli is not attracti-
>>77720408
>Why would someone not want to have a daughter like Charli XYZ?
Hilarious since it is appropriate to the OP since Charli XCX is dating (or was dating) an Asian guy named Huck Kwong. There are vids on youtube of them making out.
>>77721506
Her cosplay community had a meetup and the organizer pooped in her thong diaper
>>77721558
She isn't white herself
>>77721523
I'm also an African American
>>77721558
>Charli XCX is dating (or was dating) an Asian guy named Huck Kwong
He has a Chinese father and white British mom.
>>77721524
imo the most diverse set up here would be a white couple letting their bull be black
>>77721523
fuck off were full
>>77721571
Oh shit, that's disgusting lmao
>>77721558
Asian guys are the new black guys for white women
>>77721601
My answer stays the same, you could also try lousiana, baltimore and philly, which might be more accepting of your skin tone
>>77721602
>>Charli XCX is dating (or was dating) an Asian guy named Huck Kwong
See the vid below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjlqIpl25tI
>>77721217
No one actually does this
right
>If you let another man fuck your wife, you win
reminder to culturally enrich your bloodline
>>77721637
Chrarli xcx is not white
>>77721683
It's already culturally enriched
>>77721681
Sick of everybody claiming pathetic and degenerate shit is brave.
>>77721601
is BBC a meme?
>>77721729
yes
i have a bbc
>>77721729
Of course!
The truth is Asians have the biggest cocks
>>77721750
Lel sure you do
I wanted to racemix with a brown woman but my plans have been halted.
>>77721729
there's a thread on /hm/ full of bbc's right now
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/comments/6q2po6/my_girlfriend_made_me_suck_her_lovers_cock_oc/
>>77721729
Absolutely
>>77721776
>>77721776
She's fucking ugly too
I have a AWC (Average White Cock)
>>77721750
post it
Could I get a white gf?
Last night I had sex with another man. When I came home excited to see my puppy, he was stone cold--a complete wall. After some talking he said he was very aroused but also in so much pain. That he loved me and also hated me. That he wanted this to happen again but also never again. I understood his feeling completely. I thought of he fucked me while we spoke about the night, he might feel better and realize I only care about him. He woke up to go to work this morning and was going to leave without kissing me goodbye, my heart was hurt. I can tell he's unable to cope with these feelings. I asked if he wanted me to see my daddy again, and his response was, "I don't care." He is my love so if that means never fucking another person again I'm totally okay with that. I just want to know, is this normal for first timers? Or should I never have fucked another man?
(his previous relationship, he was a cuck. And he was completely okay with it. From what I know, it seems like there were no issues. What gives?)
Please, any input would be greatly appreciated.
*Funny word*
>>77721828
Maybe in Sweden, Abdul.
>asians have big dicks
Nice try, Zhang
>>77721743
please join
https://discord.gg/mbug2m
>>77721873
>All I need is a bitter song to make me better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6gASIf6h5k
>>77721940
i did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vo23H9J8o8
>>77721828
salaam alaikam brother
sharia law soon
@77721872
Abysmal post.
>>77721743
https://discord.gg/VXnCqX
Could I get white gf?
PLANET LOVE
>>77721999
damn thad looks like THAT?
>>77721647
creepy shit
>>77721976
I'm not muslim
>>77722032
prison changes a playa
>>77721680
W-what did you j-just say....
My beard is mostly red hair but I'm not a redhead
And it's only the chin part that is red hair. It's really annoying because it makes it look worse in sunlight. I had something similar happen when I was a teenager, I had a patch of hair on my head that was white but it went away eventually.
Why is my body so fucking weird
>>77722032
Prison changes a man
thicc is out
longg is in
>thicc is out
had a dream about call of duty modern warfare 2
>>77722124
what disease is that?
just got banned from the discord, what the fuck?!
>>77721937
>Haha Asians have small dicks haahhaa
Nice meme Tyrone
Truth is Asian dicks are 10x bigger than nigger dicks
can you gift steam games from your library?
>>77722154
join the discord
>>77722154
was it good?
>>77722159
Looks like gigantism.
>>77722114
You can take a man to prison but you cant change his love of waifus
>>77722213
i did sweaty try to keep up
i am not a racist
>tfw irrelevant poster
>>77722304
misa
>>77722159
marfan syndrome
>>77721615
>is fat and ulgy in cartoon form
this hag would burn out your retinas if you saw her irl
>>77722344
true
>>77722333
Make a name for yourself, anon. Do something memorable and crazy for easy /int/ cred.
Anyone ever see the spanish guy here with marfan syndrome post his dick? Pretty spooky
good luck guys
>>>77722355
I roll /me/
How many people in this thread are in the /cum/ discord right now
>>77722350
Didn't we think some spanish anon had this when he posted his gigantic alien hands and dick?
You guys remember that?
>>77722426
back to /hell/ it goes
>>77722426
hi singapore
>>77722405
hm. maybe I will constantly post about crypto currency
>>77722426
I roll for it to go to /tr/
>>77722388
>>77722344
Misa
misalchicha
>>77722426
/me/ please
>>77722429
well i got banned so i guess i WOULD have been there if it wasn't for some meany poopy!!
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>/cum/ discord
>no one uses the voice channels
fucking fags
>>77722429
all the good posters are there
>>77722419
>>77722441
hivemind
>>77722426
/tr/
>>77722429
I am but they don't seem to like me
>>77722426
/asean/
>discord
*tips gamer headset*
>>77722426
/hell/ aka operation attila 2.0
>>77722426
SEND IT TO /ME/
>>77722530
who are you
>>77722426
Move to /tr/
>>77722486
heh...that's pretty funny!
>>77722530
*stream snipes you*
>>77722426
/hell/ pretty please
>>77722426
Send it to /me/ fuck please
>>77722426
/tr/
>>77722484
:(
sorry that happened to u
>>77722429
/asean/
>>77722498
not true
i am not on it
>>77722426
stop sending it to hell you dumb subhumans
send it to /tr/, stat
Going to kill myself before I turn 35
>>77722426
/hell/ aka /mini-tr/
>>77722426
Fuck please send it to /me/
>>77722426
back to /hell/
greece must be destroyed
>>77722426
Boom
Drank a sugary coffee based beverage from a mason jar earlier.
>>77722426
Send it to /jap/
>>77722614
#life goals
>>77722426
/asean/ come on
>>77722498
Pretty sure all the good posters are in the IRC
>>77722498
>good posters are there
Such as?
>>77722516
Take a screenshot of who's in there pls
Hey I need to talk about something privately with only American posters for a second
Can everyone else please leave?
>>77722633
:^)
>>77722633
fuckkk
>>77722661
this
>>77722426
/mena/?
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722719
>>77722631
>tatar subhuman
>>77722639
kys
>>77722426
/tr/ and i'll buy everyone here tendies
>>77722633
oh :(
remember, it's your duty to report early generals
>>77722731
someone make a new one
this one's gonna get deleted 50 posts in anyway
>>77722099
I do the same thing desu
I also grab it pretending it's someone else
Get in
>>77722785
>>77722785
>>77722785
>>77722802
>>77722804
hmmmm el meJicano was a few secs earlier
>>77722804
>>77722802
>>77722731
>>77722802
Let's use this one