/brit/

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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I beg man test me bruv

>>77683623
hello nigger

>>77683596
quick rundown?

selling full wizzy (g) 600k

only just found out runescape was british
What are some other good british games? I like all the Rare ware games I've played but theyre basically defunct now
Tomb Raider and GTA are obvious ones i guess

>>77683623
SHH HUT YUH MUH

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Not trying to sound like a weirdo but does this make anyone else hard?

Can anyone from London do me a solid and take a picture of Goldsmiths real quick?

GOING TO MAKE DINER

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West Berkshire

>>77683640
That's all of them sorry

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>tfw you and Panhead follow a lot of the same MFC grills on Twitter

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is her nipple pierced or what

>>77683634
see >>77683641

>Not trying to sound like a weirdo
try harder

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anime

>>77683568
this.

why do the spackers on here think /brit/ is sum hub of originality and creativity? it's full of unfunny unimaginative plebs who steal content from elsewhere and spam it to death

>>77683640
GTA

>>77683678
I'd pierce her nipple.

>>77683640
Wipeout
think codemasters were british too

>>77683670
idk if youre joking but it basically seems so to me, which is weird given that the UK apparently has the 3rd biggest video game industry

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threadly reminder that /brit/ is an overwhelmingly rorke general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWesK-nWts
high quality choon

>>77683640
Attack of the Mutant Camels
Yee Ar Kung Fu
Elite
Speedball

>a literal leftypol communist teenager

the memes are real

>>77683678
>he asks the virgin question

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>sum

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-sRjTlBRQUw

am I a runt for thinking this scene is absolute kino?

>>77683646
dam... now I know why DPD be stalkin that niBBa

>>77683710
SHOW TITS

>>77683728
me in the anime section

>>77683738
think you mean high quality coon sweetie xx

>>77683728
fake news
even if it wasn't fake:
>overwhemingly

>>77683633
kek, did you make that?

>>77683640
Time Splitters series

>>77683673
fuck off panhead

>>77683776
Quite like this image

>>77683738
you mean coon? as in nigger?

>>77683776
stop spamming your shite graffiti, it's unbelievably shit

>>77683776
get a job you pathetic cretin

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kerch bridge, lads

>>77683773
it wasn't fake

it was posted over the period of a week it wasn't just a 10 minute strawpoll

there are only 11 lefties out of 104 /brit/ users

probably even less now that corbyn is fading back into irrelevance

>>77683807
>>77683808
leftypol

>>77683773
retard

>>77683728
needs updating
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r

>>77683776
good post

>>77683763
shes 4

>>77683828
race traitor
>>77683822
>>77683834
didn't vote so doesn't count simple as

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvxpxoWOT0

>>77683854
because you're too fucking new like all lefties in here

>>77683822
>>77683834
proof it's fake news >>77683845
rorkes don't even have a majority

>>77683809
most interesting post in the last 4 threads

>>77683845
still a rorke majority

>>77683718
oh fair, never been into racing games but that's a decent selection I guess

>>77683790
have this (£1 or something from cex), never played. Worth it?

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The STATE of my fucking QUEUE lads

>>77683921
should have queued russia

>>77683905
hahahahhaaha you fucking SPASTIC
rorke's can't even count

>>77683918
Time Splitters 2 is a classic

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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>>77683903
thanks lad

>>77683932
elections already over doesn't count

Can I be a left wing rorke

>>77683898
it's almost like there were votes casted after we decided it was done, and evidently before you and your friends came here shitting up the thread

female phimosis

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holy fuck

>>77683965
that's just a radical centrist

>>77683984
>leftypol that high
fuck off

rorkes at 52%
related news: mass lefty suicides being reported

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can't remember what this webm was but i'm certain it was a goodun

rorke surge

>>77683990
the roads without women drivers

>>77683845
link going straight to the discord

>>77683990
you can see some flaws in the editing at 0:48 with the guy running

>even on the internet lefties forget to vote then go mad when its over
idiots

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the perfect analogy

>>77684000
lefties are nowhere near rorkes they have 22 pathetic seats compared to 88

they are irrelevant

the only party who would form a coalition with them are the runt party

>>77683990
computers are mad these days

>>77683944
*pours sulphuric acid in it*

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me when I see the hamlet this thread is in

>>77683640

There's a couple job adverts from Jagex up at the moment.

Tempted to give it a bash desu

forgot my beer was in the freezer and now it has icicles

actually nice like this 2bh

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how strange
watching some youtube clips and turns out gladiator used the sound effects from zulu for its germans in the opening sequence

see here
1:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODM1RJe4FvQ
2:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxtpGxGJI

they must have been germanic zulus im assuming that its historically accurate

>>77684051
imagine being that trashy that you type that out without thinking its bad

>>77684056
bellend just cringed involuntarily

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>>77683984
where do the heideggerian islamists fit in?

how do you make one of those parliament map thingies

>>77684083
>trashy
FOY

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>>77684008
seen better

witnessing this live (via /sp/) was great

>>77684080
wow fascinating

business idea: Rorke/Runt coalition

>>77684094
Manually in ms paint

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reminder that Tommy Robinson is still the Prime Minister and leader of the Rorke Party

What party does Deano support?

>>77684008
>no flamethrowers behind the goals

how am I supposed to know when to celebrate?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628/r

leftypol utterly blown the fuck out

no recovery from this

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>>77684094
>parliament map thingies

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>>77684117
What has he done since then?

>>77684142
Deano doesn't care about politics

lol at the rorke surge
some serious vote fraud

>>77684075
sounds interesting, what kind of position?

>>77684142
Labour, Corbyn's a propa cheeky lad n loves the footie aha

>>77684142
only party are Deano is interested in is an actual party with sniff and fit birds

>>77683845
>since this was posted there has been an extra 30 votes
>every single one for rorke
>there's only 39 posters and in the thread and I assume most have already voted in that poll from the amount of times it's been posted
rorkes are fucking pathetic hahahahah grow up
FAKE NEWS

>>77684008

Wake up to BBC radio in the morn.

They keep trying to push this women's football shit.

I
DON'T
GIVE
A
SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmqFePmpKNA&t=6s

>>77684178
Damn Russians

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>>77684145
it's been hacked
will check the slavthreads

think my housemate hates me.

dunno why just get really really passive aggressive vibes from her.

>>77684145
see >>77684193 and >>77684178
honestly you're a fucking sad little cretin but i expect nothing less from a virgin rorke

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>>77684178
IT'S ALL RIGGED FOLKS

the rorke party needs to be split into two to make it fair

>>77684196

have actually heard people wondering why female footballers don't earn as much as the men

>>77684211
ah yes it was the russians

the lefties go to boogeymen

>grow up
he says, whining about the results of a strawpoll

>>77684208
Google Translate struggling a bit near the end there

Did something partially gay this week desu

>>77684196
Maybe it's not for you dear
Maybe it's ok for women to be marketed to for a change

>>77684184

There's a few, one is some generic game designer shit that will go to some turbo autist that has a huge game design portfolio and draws furries and warlocks on devianart.

The other is game engine developer which sounds cool, some actual programming. I'd be up for coding a game engine. It will probably be too intense for the "I wanna make gaems" spergs too so lower competition. Actual physics engine shit and game mechanics logic

>reviewbrah on ITV's loose women
HOWLing

>>77684255
fuck off and come wakey now if there's a problem

having a golden hen ale with tescos microwave curry

>the russians hacked the strawpoll

howling at lefties

they know they are massively outnumbered and they are panicking

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>rorke

saw a McLaren thing yesterday

>>77684285
desegregation was a mistake

77684278
i unironically helped build that gimmick

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>0 (Zero) extra votes for Lefty/brit/

>>77684196
they literally never mention it on 6music you plebe

Reminder that the power of the Rorke party lies in the fact that it is an umbrella party, a coalition of various right-wing groups and ideologies, all united in their hatred of lefties

within the Rorke ranks you'll likely find several factions that disagree with each other immensely

>>77684276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hCcdv21ns
kek

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>>77684276
FUCKING SCREAMING, SHOUTING, BELLOWING AND EVERYTHING ELSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hCcdv21ns

>>77684287
pics x

>>77684223
probably some guy resetting his modem/toggling aeroplane mode to get a new ip every few minutes

>>77684255

r....r....r.....r...rorkes have incited harassment against that strawpoll!

how long till tim is on loose women?

>>77684311
I was hoping this was Reviewbrah giving his opinion on loose women.

>>77684273
god, any one of those sounds like my friend's dream job (not that they'll apply because no 'folio to speak of and foreign). Good luck if you give it a go, /brit/'s a runescape general so itd be good to have a man on the inside

>>77684358
thts y i cliked on it

Don't know whether to buy cigs or alcohol

Can't afford both

White virgin males are the most hated and downtrodden group in society

>>77684320
Certainly not.

>>77684321
post more 4 year olds

>>77684358
The way things are going I'm expecting him to pop up on the One Show next.

Do the rorke/leftypol retards yelling at each other every thread have extra flags?

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>>77684311
>>77684317
>he actually, literally was
sides status: creased

>>77684270

But spoiler alert.

Women don't give a fuck either.

Men like sport and watching people proficient at sport.

Women don't really care about sport, but like watching the hunky bois run around and are just happy to be involved in the social aspect of it all. Probably cos their bf dragged them along until they got it.

>>77684358
Stealing a YouTube comment
State of your life

That new show on Netflix, Ozark, is fucking excellent

>>77684311
>>77684317
>some dumb bint calling for prison sentences for shitposting
>clapping from the mindless cows
boomers need to die

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*walks at you*

>>77684285
>that passive aggressive bird he was giving right before she stepped in

the virgin insult

>>77684388
nah might install them
someone post the link

Everyone would have voted Radcen instead of Rorke if it wasn't just to spite the lefties

theory: josie is tim's daughter

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>>77684386

>>77684392
>dimples

My heart

>>77684403
'dit

>>77684412
it's a girl

>>77684439
'ce

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>>77684311

>>77684418
What flag will you get?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40758495

based yanks
Fuck all smokers

>>77684426
honestly this is plausible if you know josie's backstory too
doing a REALLY big think

>>77684450
why is everything someone considers good instantly reddit? i've never even been to the site you fucking spacker

>>77684402
netted me a couple of free (You)s so put that in your pipe and smoke it

>>77684432
shes not 4 fuck off

>>77684459
Lmao no.

>>77684455
Doesn't look like a girl, looks just like a pathetic raging autist

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>>77684479

Really weird how you can say no, you can be stern/rude with people and they wont mind

been an overly kind mong way too long

>>77684475
need a quick rundown on her backstory

>>77684403
>white male main character
yeah mate don't think ill be watching it

>>77684461
Warwickshire

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Society is fucked

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>>77684130
how?

>>77684465
>doesn't apply to dip/snuff

No care

>>77684476
Liar

>>77684504
this more like it
this is that girl from nonse biyori so shes about 12 or something which is better but still not under 10

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shias? not a fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMP8C2vWdhw

>>77684538
w/ ur mouse

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>>77684500
feminine form under the hoodie.
still an autist likely

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>>77684568

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tim is a facebook meme now

>>77684528
>"average body type"

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>>77684376

There's more than I thought

Looks like the ones I saw aren't runescape but some new game btw.

https://careers-jagex.icims.com/

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Sargon of Akkad is a better human being than anyone here.

>>77684516
Smack in the middle of the island

Is it comfy there?

i honestly have never used reddit and it really boils my brain when the newshits assume everyone uses reddit

wonder what trauma i suffered to make me so afraid of intimacy

supposed to go to london for a night out but really cant be arsed lads

wonder why theres no nigerian space program

>>77684612
love Carl
love Swindon

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>>77684376
>/brit/'s a runescape general

*blocks your path*

>>77684612
want him to poo on me

>>77684618
yeah haha
sea is a bit far and brum is uncomfortably close though

>>77684625
from m'lady to the lady

>>77684551
literal spastic. the fact you said it's reddit makes me think you use reddit. how else would you know its reddit?

>>77684621
Reddit is actually really useful for niche interests.

>>77684621
This is a lie.

how did i make my meme and gimmick fortune? heh.
*looks blankly in the distance*
you dont wanna know kiddo

>>77684594
ugly cunt

just bought tickets for the virgin train

>>77684669
have a word mate

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arghhh
seeing tim everywhere now

>>77684621
you let 4chan determine all of your opinions mate?

We shall kill. If you have not killed at least one Yank a day, you have wasted that day... Do not count days; do not count miles. Count only the number of Yanks you have killed.

Was very excited to try out the virgin rides
But they said I wasn't tall enough

Retard povvo autist here

Buying a train ticket, do I get a seat reservation or do I sit wherever
If my train is cancelled what do I do

>>77684621

just started using r/incels recently
been on 4chan since 2008

>>77684715
>the virgin body frame

brexit = The most profound economic, diplomatic, political and constitutional crisis in the whole of the UK's history. Complete own goal, which will probably end with the destruction of whatever post-imperial power, credibility and reputation the UK had, while at the same time reducing living standards to second world levels. I can't even get through the day without thinking about 50 times what a disaster Brexit is, and how much worse it will be. The worst part of all is that Scotland, my country, voted against it, but we are going to get dragged out because England said so. I'm pure raging.

>go to london
>going on the tube for 3 stops
>costs like 8 quid

jesus fucking christ absolute STATE of that city

>>77684704
That's what any truly smart person would do, in fact I am so smart and so not reddit that I claim to not even be able to understand how to navigate it

>>77684718
it'll tell if you can reserve or not when you buy it or say it on your ticket

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I feel like SCREAMING AT MYSELF

>>77684748
3 stops is walkable you fat cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvlY2sjRokQ

the comment section on tim's videos are normie aids now

>>77684740
Scotland isn't a country mate

No regulation without representation BREXIT NOW

>>77684748
eh? tube is cheap mate

>>77684777
that is a threatening and dire vampire

>>77684718
yes get a seat reservation, there's no reason not to and you don't want to get caught out and have to do the virgin stand if the train is busy or something

your train won't be cancelled unless there's a huge fault on the line or severe weather or something

>>77684752
have literally never heard of this 'reddit' site before

sister has started giving my blowie's in return for coke money

how the fuck did i end up in this situation

How is /gf2017/ going lads? One whole semester ahead of us.

>>77684748
You're doing it wrong

If its 3 stops you get the bus or walk it
You're not supposed to use the tube like that

It works on a zone basis though. I can get the overground 20 miles and 20 stops for only like £1.20

>>77683776
im leftypol and i love this

>>77684748
>use the manchester metrolink
>it's £5 for a any tram day ticket
>free wifi
>trams are fairly comfortable and not smelly
>no mental patients like on busses
quite good I think

>>77684649
Does it get boring?

By the way if you know Java and are an old Runescape 2 nerd they're literally looking for you

>Professional experience using Java
>An understanding of Oldschool RuneScape game features and what the players like

That's the only major requirements for this role.

https://careers-jagex.icims.com/jobs/1336/old-school-game-client-engine-developer/job

psychiatry is a load of bollocks and the side effects of SSRIs are worse than depression

>>77684748
which 3 stop journey costs 8 quid you lying prick

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>>77684787
Hilarious

None of them realise yet hes a dangerous schizo

>>77684830
pondering giving up and going for /twinkbf2017/ desu

McDonald's is asking me how many hours I would like to work a week.
At part time, what's the correct answer?

stop posting normie facebook tier crap (aka tim) in brit

>>77684821
dont believe you

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>>77684740
>The most profound economic, diplomatic, political and constitutional crisis in the whole of the UK's history

>>77684877
92

>he doesn't hop the barriers to go on the tube

retard, bet you actually pay for everything using the self service machine too

>>77684843
yeah no shit, edgy lefties love graffiti
i disapprove of his image like any good rorke would

>>77684877
6

>>77684847
not really, i'm fairly close to birmingham and coventry, hardly in the middle of nowhere like rural yanks

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>i will kill you and your family

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>>77684879
nah

>>77684879
>wah wah wah some normies found out about our secret club wah wah wah

fuck off

>take city train system across town
>not one person asks me for payment or to see a pass
lmao state of this city

>>77684418
you gotta search extra flags, the link is spam

>>77684693
literally 50 comments on all of his shit on FB today
dire

>load up rucksack with lagers and snacks
>charge up powerbank
>put harness on dog, get lead
>leave house, put on fitness tracking
>5 minutes into the walk it starts pissing it down, i'm wet and the dog is miserable
>head home for a night on /brit/ again instead of a nice stroll from Staines to Windsor and back along with the Thames

fuck sake lads.

>facebook got hold of tim

thank fuck, maybe people will finally stop posting him here

Worst gimmick eve

banger alert, break out the gun fingers

https://youtu.be/JpIlnaAmiCg

>>77684877
~15/20 as a serious answer

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>outside on a hot and sunny day in London
>seeing attractive girls everywhere, all of whom consider me a disgusting non Chad while picking among their 5000 tinder matches
>demoralised as fuck with life

Subhuman by day, subhuman by night. Life is one gigantic party if you're not a subhuman.

Being 26, having had no friends since 18 and no attention from women ever, I have wasted my youth, have no passions, feel besieged by propaganda everywhere telling me how to live and turning all my hobbies in to work (you can't read what you want, you have to read loads of boring classic books; and so on for everything else becoming a pissing contest).

Meanwhile the world's biggest party takes place in front of my face 24/7. It's just plain demoralising seeing attractive girls and knowing they consider me disgusting. School and university reveal people's true perceptions of you, freed from politeness, HR codes, and drudgery- I had no social life at all in university, no attention from women ever, and saw women only go for Chads. Now I have no hope of a worthwhile career because I'm not a normie clone with normie interests. At work I became the ugly loser loner beta autist that nobody talks to within two days.

>>77684846

the systems also grinds to a halt constantly and there are violent incidents every day

>Tim is getting popular
Feels like I started the Tim gimmick only yesterday

>>77684821
Story and/or pics/video

>>77684907
>Tfw no tankie gf

>went home for the weekend last weekend
>was saying to my parents and brother that i really hate flatsharing
>start saying when i get a promotion i think i'll waste a lot of money on getting my own flat
>they all start having a go at me

does my head in, why do we have to pretend i'm a normie who can handle being around other people 24/7?

i can do cursory interraction with people for things like work. but i cannot deal with passive-aggression, other people presenting themselves as an obstacle to my sleep, use of the toilet or use of the kitchen.

that edit was my masterpiece

>>77684910
love these shops with are su in em

>>77684924
i remember this in germany and austria
they don't even have barriers to try and stop you

>>77684950
>started the tim gimmick

alri' joe rogan haha

>>77684942
The virgin life

>>77684947
>the systems also grinds to a halt constantly
that's because the government doesn't give the north enough funding and instead focuses on london too much
>violent incidents every day
hmm no

>>77684936
This

>>77684942
I feel pity for you Swedebro, I like your musings on aesthetics, civilisation, traditionalism etc

I'd hang out with you if I lived nearby

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howling at these fucking normies

>>77684942
lol

>>77684898
I work in a supermarket and I unorionically steal things constantly

>>77684906
Fair
Where is your north/south line of Britland?

>>77684942
Read nary a consonant.

>>77685000
post fucking machines

>>77684910
Bloody hell that's a good shoop

>>77684940
I've put down 30. Is that wrong?
I was just guessing 6 hours a day 5 days a week.
I've never had I job before so I have no clue whatsoever

>>77684999
warwickshire is quintessentially midlands

>>77684933
Post doggo

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My mid day snack

dormers introduced tim to /brit/ 1-2 years ago
he got it from /r9k/
dont know how/when /r9k/ found out about tim

>getting train in the UK from small/medium sized train station
>don't need ticket to get on platform
>if the conductor does come round you can just buy the ticket then
>50% chance he doesn't come round and then you can just not buy a ticket

anyone else do this? saved so much money getting the train for free from sheffield to nottingham and back

>>77684991
half my posts are things I've copied, I don't live in london

>>77685032
he was posted on /x/ before /r9k/ they discovered him on joe rogan

>>77684869
would

>>77685043
no because I don't live in the countryside

>>77685043
No I pay for every train journey

>>77685050
oh
where do you find the posts

>>77685024
If you had to pick

>>77685012
>I've put down 30. Is that wrong?
no, just tell them up to 30 if you get an interview, be flexible.

>>77685054
this is the corrrect answer but there's a million different bullshit theories

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>outside on a hot and sunny day in London
>seeing attractive girls everywhere, all of whom consider me a disgusting non Chad while picking among their 5000 tinder matches
>demoralised as fuck with life

Subhuman by day, subhuman by night. Life is one gigantic party if you're not a subhuman.

Being 26, having had no friends since 18 and no attention from women ever, I have wasted my youth, have no passions, feel besieged by propaganda everywhere telling me how to live and turning all my hobbies in to work (you can't read what you want, you have to read loads of boring classic books; and so on for everything else becoming a pissing contest).

Meanwhile the world's biggest party takes place in front of my face 24/7. It's just plain demoralising seeing attractive girls and knowing they consider me disgusting. School and university reveal people's true perceptions of you, freed from politeness, HR codes, and drudgery- I had no social life at all in university, no attention from women ever, and saw women only go for Chads. Now I have no hope of a worthwhile career because I'm not a normie clone with normie interests. At work I became the ugly loser loner beta autist that nobody talks to within two days.

>>77685043
>>if the conductor does come round you can just buy the ticket then
This doesnt happen
They fine you

>>77685043
scum

>>77685012
30 is a bit more than part time innit?

i do 40 and I'm full time

Well anyway you can't ask other people how much you want to work mate. It's whatever you want.

Timposting originated on 9gag

>>77685056
sheffield and nottingham aren't in the countryside

at nottingham you can go in from station street/the car park and don't need a ticket to get on platform

sheffield has no ticket barriers

>>77685062
FOB

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>hi /tv/! I'm an A-list celebrity, ama!
>120+ replies
>again

>>77685043
Ride the train everyday to work without paying

>>77685054
Who cares tims been on /brit/ well over a year and a half now

>>77685090
nah not on my trains

>>77685054
no they didnt he was known on 4chan literally years before the rogan podcast dont reply to me again.

>>77685076
the north
southerners are plastic scum, barely human they're like robots

you can't get your ticket from the inspector

I've only done this once because I acted dumb and avoided a fine

>>77685090
have you literally never got a train before? you can buy tickets from the conductor when they come to check your ticket lmao

you only get fined if you don't have a ticket and won't buy one off the conductor

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>you will never be as popular as tim

>>77685064
from blackpill-brit on /lit/

>>77685098
>tfw you used to be able to do this at birmingham new street
>now you can't even jump the train on the way into town because there's huge barriers blocking your exit

>>77685009
thankyou for youre appreciation

>>77685137
Yes you can retard

>>77685080
fascinating, shall read every word of this with great interest *walks away to talk to somebody else*

>>77685031
looks like my cock after i ravaged ur nans shitter

any new thread man in

>>77685167
>>77685167
>>77685167
new

>>77685012
>I was just guessing 6 hours a day 5 days a week.

That's not very part time. Part time would be 8 hours 1/2/3 days a week.

Who cares though most of those questions are bollocks.

I ignored a question about my current salary, got an email asking for my desired salary since I missed that question. I'm just gonna state the upper end of their range they gave me, if you give a specific price theyll just lowball me anyway what's the point

>>77685154
you cannot get your ticket off the inspector anymore, its not 1960

they will fine you immediately

>>77685031
>the virgin pastry

>>77685098
>at nottingham you can go in from station street/the car park and don't need a ticket to get on platform

Still?

This was true for me when I went to uni there 3-6 years ago.

That's only cos they were fucking around building new station stuff though so there was a gaping hole in the wall and it was open to the street. I thought they'd have done by now