Your cunt is pretty tight for a slut Edition
/cum/+/carib/
reminder that slut shaming is the sign of the ignorant
*gets in*
>two memes early
i just at a peach, or in japanese a もも.
>>77618154
that's pretty funny ngl
>>77618198
>ngl
??
>>77618139
>being C*tholic
you had it coming
The times they are a changin'
fuck thots
>>77618140
you really made me sad, cana
>can finally watch the red sox game for the first time in a few days because of the stupid west coast schedule starting games past 10pm
>they actually win
>our 20 year old rook just called up gets his first career hit
>its a home run
beautiful day
I think im a little bit in love with you
>>77618237
Why
What have I done to make you upset?
had a homosexual give me a haircut
wasn't worth the cost
>>77618220
not gonna lie
>>77618270
you haven't responded to my text messages
>>77618262
gay
wtf I love russian now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYlccFCw6DU
remember that episode where marge and flanders almost fugged
I used to have a real sensitivity to spices
I remember the first time I had apple jacks cereal my mouth was burning from the cinnamon
>>77618297
You don't have my phone number.
I'll give you my number if you want it tho
>>77614088 (OP)
US studios are scared as fuck, running around in circles. Protectionism in your country, ok, but you won't be able to sink the film in the rest of the world.
Anayway we already own Universal Studios, Europa Corp is just another french big player.
My penis is so erect that even the slightest sexual stimulation would make me cum so hard that I would have to be put in an intensive care unit.
daily reminder
and now I'd like to take you all back to the 90s with this nostalgic tune
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnmICxvoVY
Was it rape?
>>77618323
lolwhitepeoplelmao
>>77618353
*blows softly on your willy*
*SPLURT*
AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
I think you still love me, but we can't escape the fact that I'm not enough for you.So I'm not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I'm not angry, either. I should be, but I'm not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
God, How does this song make me feel patriotic and proud of a place I haven't been to and will never be in.
I sincerely believe The Knack is the greatest band of all time, and there is absolutely nothing you can ever do to convince me otherwise.
>>77618404
dont like to sympathize with canadians but I feel u
>>77618404
>>77618220
neon genesis levengelion
>tfw you remember something cringey you did in front of a cute girl in high school
>>77618295
>Protectionism in your country
Got anything except poor sales to back that up?
>Government is trying to get rid of fake medicines, "miracle supplements" and fake herbs
>They are doing a fucking great job at it
If only they could do the same with crime related stuff, too bad liberal laws protect criminals.
>>77618404
DONT POST MY WAIFU WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
Fucking hate Canada post. Worthless fucking thieves, someone should fucking end them.
>>77618474
I turned down multiple cute girls in school
Including a girl who was perfect me and may have possible been the one
I try not to think about it, but there's a specific song she showed me from my favorite band and every time I hear it I think of her and get sad.
Love yourself.
>>77618515
:^(
>>77618522
Can't.
>>77618429
Dixie is in the heart and soul of every righteous man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDnnxI_9sPA&feature=youtu.be
>>77618522
t. individualism
>>77618583
OBLIVION HD WHEN
>"Come here and fuck me in the pussy"
y-yes madam president
WAGGADOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ouagadougou
you live in my dream state
relocate my fantasyyyy~
I stay in realityyy~
you live in my dream state
anytime I'm countin sheep
thats the only time we make up, make up
you exist behind my eyelids, my eyelids
I dont wanna wake up
*vapes*
bout to fap to some mutha fukken jav pornos my dudes
You know, it's a funny thing.
I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.
When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.
When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.
That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.
Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.
Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.
Yet this post >>77618726
and its poster is somehow gayer than me.
>>77618655
PADDDPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just did a cheeky reporting my own post
>they're telling me to get a fusion core in the basement but i already have one from the cave underneath that store...
>>77618634
>>77618655
>>77618715
>>77618726
>>77618754
>>77618758
>>77618763
>>77618765
wow /cum/ has fallen
VAPEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77618429
You can come here any time.
>>77618776
what's your opinion on the voice acting?
*vapes angrily at u*
*vapes lovingly at you*
>>77618810
I don't actually want to though. Maybe Carolina, But I'm more of a Northwest kinda guy.
>>77618827
voiced protag was a bad decision
the writing and dialogue tree was a bad decision
I've forgotten how the voice acting itself was. there were much bigger problems with the game as a whole
>>77618867
>I'm more of a states that are basically Canada kinda guy
hmmmm.....
>>77618900
one of the first people you talk to in the game is Mr. Minute-man or something, and his VO is perhaps the worst i've heard in any game i've every played
BASED jew
Sup cum
>>77618997
Is this who I think it is
https://youtu.be/-QlT3tK5XVk
>>77618827
i have no fondness towards any of the characters including myself at the moment to be honest.
>>77618901
There was some kind of shit act in Parliament a few years back that had the idea to buy the entirety of Turks and Caicos.
>>77618997
is that what you look like?
i'm sorry
>>77618946
that whole mission was frankly fucking offensive on the whole. it was so in-your face with the POWER ARMOR and RAIDERS and DEATHCLAW and AMERICA I could hardly think about anything else
I dont think I really associated with the minutemen from that point until i dropped the game, so I dont remember what his voice was like. I really hated the way the protagonist sounded though. Especially when he was voicing the [sarcasm] options. It was like bad stand-up on open mic night at a shitty bar
>>77619017
>>77619030
Yes
>>77618997
are u black or mexichino?
>>77619025
sounds like FO4
>>77619050
90% Terrone
TORAH TORAH TORAH
>>77619048
>photo from 6 days ago
not buying what you're selling, bud
*sharts*
Who here /at least 4 tries to completely wipe your ass/?
>>77619048
Your face gives me a ''I've given up'' vibe
>>77619090
>>77619129
I have tbqhwyf
>>77619025
That's what bethesda gets worse at every game they make
>oblivion you start in a jail cell where a king saves you from a life in prison and then he dies and gives you a mission
Good story telling
>fallout 3 you grow up in a vault with the love of your life and eventually turn on the evil dude and promise to save his daughter
good story telling
>skyrim you are about to be executed but a dragon comes and everybody flees in a panic allowing you to escape with some dude you just met and was going to execute you
pretty lazy and lame story telling but it can pass
>fallout 4 you spawn as a married man and then nukes go off and some guy kills your wife and steals some kid you had exactly 3 seconds of time with then you're alone in a vault on some aimless mission where you meet random people with no personality
worst story telling
tfw I've given up
>>77619135
>Canada wants to stop Chinese encroachment in foreign islands but not on themselves
>>77619131
tragic
what did you have to give up to begin with???
>>77619135
i ain't reading all of that
>>77619195
a qt bf
>>77619195
Anime
>>77619150
If you have slain pussy you are much better off than 90% of the losers polluting this thread
>>77619179
>>77619224
come up north bb
>>77618272
I only let obvious homosexuals and cholos cut my hair, I get mostly good results
>>77618796
what the fuck is going on in that pic?
>>77619257
it's a great haircut, but not $40 good
I kinda want to get a black barber to cut my hair.
my intellect is far to superior for /cum/ tbqh
>>77619201
TLDR:
A long time ago before World War One, Some NDP leader had enough autism to ask Great Britain if we could have one of the starving, poor, islands in the Carribean.
GB says sure. Things get set in motion but Parliament cancels cuz WW1
Process repeats with multiple parties trying to get us to claim the Turk's and Caico's as a province of Canada.
>>77619242
I've come close to having a gf 2 times but my autism prevented it
>>77619258
kid got a nosebleed, his friend is freaking out
>>77619195
sleep
>>77619254
>winnipeg only 4hrs away
your city is so depressing though
>>77619291
>no one will ever get worried about you like that kid
>>77619242
i'm polluting this thread and i've slayed pussy
check mate
How do we stop the poos from taking over the motherland?
argentina
>>77619288
>I would prefer somewhere else
>>77619349
gonna strangle this bird lads
>>77619337
We don't
>>77619315
It's a decent size city but somehow still manages to feel empty and lonely despite that.
You should still come, it's fun here when u have comfy friends.
@77619349
>>77619354
Why would we take what we already have?
>>77619274
Shit
The gay I've been the last 4 months charges ~5 USD
>>77619282
You should, if they can make those ridiculous fades, doing your haircut will be ezpz
I only let my mother cut my hair
>>77619289
Autism isn't real
>>77619332
That makes two of us
@77619381
>>77619385
jealous 2bh
>Why would we take what we already have?
>>77619399
Third work prices :^)
I guess it's analogue to like a 15 dollar haircut in your country
>>77619377
lost my shit when I found out it was as big as the Minneapolis metro desu
I already have several comfy winnipeger friends and was up there recently for a LAN. your railroad museum is impressive
FACT: no one successful watches anime
>>77619440
used to get $15 dollar haircuts. they were good enough for the girls i went out with
>>77619445
Winnipeg is just sprawling suburbs that never end, that is 90% of the city.
Nice btw, I'm having a LAN with the buds this weekend actually
Fun times incoming
It is so hard to meet people in this city, much harder than others I've been to.
>>77619457
>FACT: no one successful watches anime
wtf I love the US now
>>77619440
Third world*
>>77619457
>Trump isn't successful
hmmm...
>>77619427
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
really.. ,makes 'me think!
>Why would we take what we already have?
>>Why would we take what we already have?
how could this have happened
if only I had someone to fight on behalf of yhwh
>77619555
Think THIS
>He lives in Denmark
>>77619515
at least youre not in Fargo
>niggest.jpg
>(flag) (denmark)
>an1.gif
my taste in music > your taste in music
vaping is white and based
I dont think I can pull off a good hairstyle, and I've never paid more than $15 for one
God* is great.
*the Catholic one
>>77619713
same
i could pull it off though ;)
>>77619698
ur an fagit
>>77619729
>WTF
Swearing isn't allowed in /cum/.
Delete this post and apologise.
>>77619743
gave me a chuckle
this really makes me think...
>>77619757
i'm sorry
>>77619757
>Apologise
>gise
>s
You apologize.
>>77619770
rasheed
>>>javascript:quote('77619729');
what did he mean by this
>>77619713
You can search the internet for something like "what haircut is for my faceshape" and find one
>abrahamic gods
>>77619773
lmao
>>77619792
Oh alright I guess you did create the language.
Oh wait.
You didn't.
*puts on sunglasses and shoves you*
post tits
What state are y'all from? Louisianafag here
tits
>>77619890
Missouri
Flat chest > well rounded large tits > small tits >huge tits > medium tits.
>>77619867
>>77619943
looks like that's her first selfie
>>77619890
alabama
>>77619937
>boys/children > girls
ugh
why do nips make great music
answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyVX-s5YC3g
>>77619943
>looking at the screen instead of the camera
amateur
>>77620010
.t Cleetus Mcknickerson VI
Considering leaving traps for the postal worker desu
>>77620018
too fat
>>77620018
repulsive
are any traps cute?
>>77620018
photoshop
Over 160 million out of the 320 million people who make up the population of the United States are enormous blobs of bloated shit, and some estimates are showing that three out of every four Americans will be overweight by the year 2020—an overwhelming 75 percent.
One of the most common thoughts that will pop into your head when you’re out and about is, “If that chick would just drop 20-30 pounds, she would be a total smoke show.” It’s one of the saddest things to witness because you can really see the potential hiding beneath the blubber on so many of these women.
>>77620054
Do it, I made a pressure pad underneath a big mat on my porch attached to a speaker that emitted a 1KHz sine wave at 125 DB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FBijeNg_Gs
>>77620075
mine is perfect
>>77620088
i wonder if this has anything to do with the demographic shift of the US from white to mexican?
who am i kidding. i see fat whites all the time
it disgusts me
i can't even get defensive
>>77620088
no kidding
John McCain's daughter is one of them.
Haven't jacked off for 11 days, not for that bullshit personal betterment stuff or anything but just to see how far i can get
>>77620097
why would you do that?
>>77620088
>america is becoming less white
>same with UK
hmmmmm
tfw physically cant jack off any more today
only despair ahead
>>77620088
tragic
>>77620097
I just want this stupid cunt to open my door, put the parcel inside of my building, and then close the door.
Today I had a signature required parcel and they didn't even open the out door to knock/ring the doorbell. They just slapped a card on the door and fucked off.
They need to pay for this insolence.
what the fuck am i even doing in diamond city?
the only reason im here is because some crack head said she had a vision.
Didn't know slave ships were still a thing
>>77620240
I'm glad that Europe is being enriched.
are container ships fireproof?
>>77620219
what you have to do from there is stop playing fallout 4 and then load up New Vegas with all dlc
fappin to lesbian amateur
>>77620219
>druggie lady is an essential NPC
I wanted to kill her every single time she asked me for a fix
>>77620240
they take them into the middle of the ocean and sink them
>>77620219
>he doesn't use his astral body to go to orion's belt
>>77620106
where did you find her?
What did she mean by this???
>>77620165
I don't really know. I'm currently attempting to modify a police bullhorn machine to broadcast and even larger sine wave over the neighbourhood remotely.
I think this becomes terrorism at some point
>>77620209
Try replacing the doorbell button with metal and post an open wire attached to a car battery on low voltage / high resistance.
>Playing Fallout 4 unironically
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>77620297
>her
>>77620300
>trap the doorbell button
no no, I WANT them to push the doorbell so I can answer the door and receive the things that they have been paid to deliver to me
I was thinking a pressure trap that only disarms if they open the outer door, so if they make no attempt to deliver it like this time it'll activate and I can teach them a lesson.
Mr. House did nothing wrong
>tfw cute Asian girl gets on the treadmill beside me
>>77620181
I-i can help you
>>77620347
why didn't he just make another platinum chip instead of waste 200 years of time?
https://youtu.be/qdyerV8bfeA
The blood is on Europe's hands
>>77620370
He probably had autism
Think about it, the only way he could communicate with others was through a computer screen, just like you guys
REEEEEEEEEEEE MY MISSION WAS TO GO TO SANTUARY WHY THE FUCK DID THE GAME KEEP TELLING ME TO GO TO DIAMOND CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
time to fast travel
>>77620390
Sadly not.
That was a Tunisian fishing boat.
If it was a European boat we'd have jumped down to suck their cocks.
>>77620390
based
>>77620333
if she says it's a her then it's a her
>>77620413
They wouldn't have sunk their ship if not for Europe's policies.
>being antagonistic because you have fallacious beliefs
wow
>>77620299
o lawdy
>>77620427
I know.
Cunts stab the fishing boat (and are encouraged to by the agencies that go out to "save" them) which means the boat in proximity is OBLIGED to help them.
Otherwise they're just going out of their way to find them.
Stupid fucking cunts.
They're ruining Europe and they don't give a fuck.
They're making money out of it though so why should they care?
Not like Frontex (EU border agency) is going to even try to stop them because whitey bad.
why do old people pronounce the state "Worshington"?
>>77620339
1. Does your building have an outdoor power socket? If no then discard this message
2. Get a power bar
4. Go to bestbuy or an electronic store and get a big fucking band amp or speaker
5. Record a message of yelling or something telling the guy to fuck off really loudly
6. Get aux cable and hook it up to recording device
7. Wait in cover until guy comes
8. Loudly play the speaker at about 120 DB or higher
???
Get mail.
I want it to be friday already so I can go back to wageslaving, NEET life makes me want to kill myself
wish I had the funds to flip real estate desu
>>77620490
regional accents are dying
>>77620549
Bullshit I still talk to my friends in IL and they say I have an accent
What time do you wake up in the morning?
my alarm is set to 5:30 on weekdays
>>77620518
Right arm left eye dominant.
>>77620565
Ummmm what is this
>>77620569
7am every day
>>77620569
4am
on that note time for bed
night /cum/
>>77620503
maybe I'll just sit out on my front porch all day and make eye contact when I see him
I mean he has to enter my striking range to leave the Delivery Notice so it's not like he can avoid me.
>>77620587
an abortion
>>77620569
1pm
>>77620569
5:00am every day
>>77620612
Hide in the bushes with a Red Ryder and shoot him then displace to your apartment building and shoot him as he goes away.
>>77620538
it's a meme 2bh
you usually have to deal with houses that have ridiculous plumbing and electrical work done because someone decided to hire a cheap mexican
anyone want to buy me a 4chan pass?
will post cock
>>77618474
what did you do?
>>77618655
fantastic post
>>77620628
But that's not how you give an abortion
What the fuck is wrong with black people
>>77620587
Homemade cream soup, extra chunky.
normiebook is freaking out about no trans in the military
this is the worst timeline
>>77620698
Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is?
>>77620733
I delete my Facebook in 2013
>>77620733
#NotMyDrumpf
transgender "people" are incapable of being patriotic
>>77620733
>trump continues to fail in promises
>causes a uproar over mentally ill soldiers in the army in order to distract the public
genius
>$560 a month for a 1 bedroom apartment just because it isn't in some shitty ghetto
Wew.
>>77620569
my sleep schedule is all over the place. I get up early but then I get an irresistible urge to nappy unexpectedly every day at random times
Sleep is one of the worst things ever. I wish we didn't have to sleep, would make my life a lot easier and 10x more manageable.
Ummm please stop toad posting
>>77620733
>unironically having normiebook
>>77620784
>>trump continues to fail in promises
u wot
>>77620799
average 1 bedroom apartment in Toronto is around $1300
figured out how to get out of power armor. im cute.
>>77620864
Are you using a shitty ENB or something? Why is your face so blurry?
>>77620837
>no wall
>no muslim ban
>no anime real
>no health care replacement
>>77620889
>>no wall
>soon
>>no muslim ban
>soon
>>no anime real
>no
>>no health care replacement
>soon
>>77620889
the muslim ban kind of happened
It is Wednesday my dudes
>>77620934
I hate Wednesdays
>>77620934
hi rash
>no
>soon
>>77620934
this
>>77620889
wall takes a lot of planning / money (i honestly dont care about the wall, just ICE getting them OUT [which theyre doing])
muslim ban happened pretty much
anime was trumps gitmo
idk shit about health care tbhwym80
>>77620934
no it isn't
Am listening to disturbed buds
>>77620934
hey rash
>>77620994
saved this pp
>White genocide doesn't ex-
the radical centrist day of retribution is upon us
>>77621008
its not a pepe its a helper, or apustaja
>>77621018
Of course white genocide exists
White women can't resist the BAC
>>77619257
What is a cholo
>>77621037
apu is a retarded pp to me
>>77620889
You don't watch the news very often I take it.
me on the left, clack on the right
made cheese sticks
dicks actually arent that bad
>>77621103
tenders>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cheesesticks>>hotpockets
>>77621104
^ this
where's thurston???
>>77621104
Dicks are gay
>>77621123
are you on the meme list yet?
>>77621127
mason county I think
>>77621127
dead
>>77621123
>tendies
t. manchild
>>77621162
tendies are for manchildren
I like tenders. you seem like a nuggie guy
What's wrong with having autism?
>>77621199
nothing
autism is a misunderstood superpower. I wish I had it
>>77621189
nah i like tenders desu
i just have cheese sticks tho
I need a gimmick
>>77620240
African Americans shouldn't complain about there ancestors free trip when you see some people pay for the modern day version of it.
>>77621236
Post anime
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
me in the middle because clack doesn't want to be here
>>77621236
intentionally misuse words and wait for people to correct you
>>77621256
modern day trips seem comfier desu
>>77621289
>tfw you're Bobby Hill eating Mexican food
>>77621064
Our """"niggers""""
The stereotypical """"Latino"""" gangster
made 3 burgers
ate 2
so disgusting I cant finish the 3rd
>>77621303
good gimmick thank you I will try it later
Make Quesadillas with ham alone or with beans too?
>>77621064
Think a nigger, but now with a white undershirt and dark brown.
Thats a cholo.
>>77621342
ill finish it for you np
>>77621342
that's awful
>>77621334
>>77621353
Ahh thanks.
>>77621342
think about all the starving trans kids in africa that would like nothing more than to suck your dick daddy
>>77621018
can't wait until these scams blow up like an oregon orgy