Cara eternally btfo Edition
>298 posts
gonna do mcdonalds for lunch i think buds
fuck it, not gonna post the dumb canuck pepes
>tfw no gf
look what i got
How will he recover?
Will Nova Scotia be white majority in 2052?
The fact that you posted that before I linked to this thread in the old one means you were about to make an early thread yourself
Get fucked faggot
>>77614088
I'm sure that she was a young boy at some point, completely sure.
>77614173
mfw
there hasn't been a decent new IP in the film industry in years
>>77614088
>>77614183
He said he knew the movie was going to flop
average cummy
got another wojak, lads
>>77614158
I'll do it for you then.
If I don't get a chink gf that looks like crystal liu I'll kill myself
>>77614196
@77614196
imagine being so preoccupied in making the ew thread on a thai image board
my posture is impeccable
>>77614218
Ex machina was bretty gud
birdman
nebraska
wes anderson's stuff
inherent vice
>>77614222
Bullshit, when the score was at 73% he kept posting about how Cara saved scifi or something
Now that the score is shit he of course says he knew it would be all along, yeah makes perfect sense huh really makes you think
>>77614088
Wait, is that Jaba the Hutt on the right part above Cara?
>>77614283
you're right. ex machina was a good film
haven't seen any of the other stuff lol
>not /cum/+/carib/
terrible thread
>>77613999 #
What was the package? They're sending a cop to your door right now
>preoccupied
It takes less than a minute, apparently that's too much time for you though you fat greasy fuck
Better luck next time autismo
>>77614283
Is birdman the one where they shot the whole movie in one scene?
*blocks your path*
>>77614342
No niggers allowed
>>77614343
RIGHT NOW
>>77614360
wut? no
>>77614347
Whoa
Someone get this hot head outta here
>>77614310
yes
>>77614391
>using invisible characters to bypass a filter when you could just say "cuckold" instead
>>77614429
cuck is not filtered
>>77614291
Nah, he said it long before that
Muslims enslaved my ancestors, they owe me reperations
>>77614429
cuck isn't filtered anymore you stupid cuckold
>>77614408
Grow a spine
>>77614479
Muslims enslaved everyone's ancestors.
>>77614477
Fuck off Cara
>>77614524
They deserve all the bad things that happen to them
>>77614460
>>77614494
since when did this happen?
>>77614544
like a week after it had been filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AsRyI7Ope0
Festering Nigger Diarrhea.
me: the wabbit
falcon: the gay menace plaguing /cum/
>>77614530
I'm not defending him, I'm just stating the facts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi9q9rENzy8
>>77614586
Godspeed, wabbit
Interesting
These are my weaboots. I wear them to keep my toes safe.
>>77614520
kys
>>77614662
what exactly is interesting about that?
that grown men can just waltz into highschool parties and seduce legal aged girls?
hmm... that is interesting
brb checking florida consent laws
>>77614749
nvm florida sucks. i can't wait to leave this state forever
Bust a nut
>>77614662
What's with the points
>>77614834
Yes
started using a frozen water bottle to cool off my nuts again, buds
feels great. i really recommend it to every high-T man out there
BOOBABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A very TOUCHING song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwZtD0XB7JQ
Korean music died with Seo Taiji and Boys.
>>77614343
Havent opened it
Leaving it unopened in the kitchen for a few days desu
>>77614904
fantastic post
>>77614904
I LOVE YOU
>>77614902
Old news
>>77614524
>everyone's ancestors
speak for yourself
Wanna go see Dunkirk tbqhwyf
watchall doin dere
>>77615008
>All those sacrifices men made to defeat Islam
>All the slavery
>All the forced conversions
>All the pivotal battles that decided Christendoms fate
>It was all for nothing
>>77615073
The French are really fucking pissed because it portrays them in a negative light again.
>>77615169
It makes fun of Islam ? Nolan North is officially my favorite director
YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST ME
>>77615169
Begone thot
apparently my friend met drumpo today
>>77615164
i'm sure that's what the people though for hundreds of years of islamic slavery and oppression. the wh*te man will wake up again, it might take generations, just like last time
>>77615202
eyoooo where have you been?
>>77614902
who's worse, footkraut or this creepy jew
not a fan of forced memes
>>77615209
>Starting this shit again
It's milk in a bag. It's cheaper than cartons.
>>77615246
vacation
>>77615247
fk by far
>>77615230
Pray that some of Drump's success rubbed off on him.
>>77615169
>portrays them in a negative light
It barely portrays them at all
>>77615268
flexible plastic contains chemicals that turn men into girls
why do you think you elected that commie bastard's son?
Wish I never matured past 9 y/o
I want to go back and catch bugs and ride my bike all day
>>77615351
*pushes you off the bike*
>>77615339
Because he said he would fix the economy.
Also, every big city is a liberal shithole.
Why do you think you elected that orange money-grabber?
>>77615268
Quintessential Canadan post
>>77615393
because the opponent is a war criminal and called the entirety of the american working class sexist, racist, and islamophobic
what if dumbass canadians started drinking milk out of gallons instead of bags that they just put in a container
rec me movies about midlife crises like this
>>77615351
I wish I could rewind to the 7th grade with the insights I have now and do it all over again, a lot better this time
>>77615500
how else wpuld they circumvent the archaic yank practice of milk cartons with their milk bag jugs?
>>77615500
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why are Americans so gluttonous?
Gallons of milk, 10lb packs of cereal.
Shit, you'll have a hard time finding more than a liter of milk in the supermarkets here and cereal boxes max out at 750g.
This is WHY YOU ARE FAT
>>77615516
a beautiful mind
>>77615543
>1%
Milk is also really fucking fattening and skims milk gives you cancer.
It's okay that I'm Intolerant.
Is it worth going after a fairly "easy" Filipino girl?
She's pretty cute but I know she is pretty quick to get all over you
>>77615572
shut up ur posts are shit and they will always continue to be shit, this is /CUM/
CANADA
UNITED STATES
MEXICO
not /cumg/ so get out
>lactose intolerant
should i have something to eat?
why are shitskins in germany so shortsighted as to think they must drink an entire gallon of cereal in one sitting, or eat 10lbs of cereal all at once?
white men can store food for the future, when they need it
>>77615599
We have all varieties, anon. I'm a 2% man myself.
>>77615572
only good post ITT
>Is it worth going after a fairly "easy" Filipino girl?
>>77615660
>not whole
Stop posting
>>77615234
God willing
>>77615644
>having an opened gallon of milk in the fridge for god knows how long
>drinking stale ass milk
>>77615660
cute boxes but only whole milk is real milk
>>77615632
pump and dump
>>77615632
post her
why do people construct strawmen or resort to whataboutisms?
How many fucking trannies do the left think even exist?
>>77615832
20-24
>>77614088
I'm pretty sure that they used 10 million in CGI to give Cara some boobs and ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEaaAPmLDUk
>>77615832
they probably think 10% of people are trannies, just like they think 10% of people are gay
McCain just died.
RIP
>>77615820
It's funny and it is easy to ridicule something you don't agree without constructing solid arguments and study the point of view of the other side.
>>77615073
There needs to be a modern film from the Wehrmacht perspective that will humanize the plight of those that fought communism on the eastern front.
They did it for the Japs in letters from Iwo Jima. Why not the Germans? Muh shoah? Imperial Japan slaughtered 15 million chinks.
>>77615832
Why are you asking this question?
First Blood is the comfiest movie of all time.
>>77615862
too bad about the faggy vocals
>>77615893
it was a rhetorical question aimed at fk
>>77615832
I remember looking in to this a while ago.
According to the Canadian human rights association, the entirety of the LGBT spectrum make up at most 3% of the Canadian population. That being said, over 90% of trans youth will become cis by the time they turn 20, so we're looking at 10% of a minority of a minority.
If 95% if the world was gay and there was a 1:10 ratio with straight would the human race survive in years?
>>77615972
horribly nonsensical post
enjoy your three week old milk
>>77616012
No, aids would kill us all off
I really hate every single one of you
>>77615900
People flipping their shit about trannies and the military
I'm really fucking sick of us wasting so much of our time on some incredibly small irrelevant demographic
>>77616068
this
AIDS is a manmade disease invented by Jewish scientists and developing on primates.
It was accidentally spread to humans after a gay Jewish scientist fucked one of the monkeys and had gay sex with an African sex slave later who then had sex with his wife.
Incredibly relevant
>>77615832
Probably not that many. The SJWs fighting for tranny and fag rights are just parrots regurgitating their liberal master's doctrine.
In reality it's a concerted effort by the powers that be to normalize the sexually retarded and warp the minds of adolescents.
>>77616133
based raj
>>77616099
what was the original purpose of it if it was ''accidentally'' spreaded
AIDS is punishment for homosexuality.
>>77616167
poisoning the wells
>>77615942
>Not being depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1IdKeZU8hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
>>77616080
If the tranny population is so small, it seems unnecessary for Trump to ban them from the military. They're already a super small part of the population, so I doubt there is a significant presence in the military. What's the worst an incredibly small minority of people can do?
>>77616133
>poo in the loo
U Niggaz Ever Ate Out A Puzzy So Much Ya Tonge Hert?
>>77614088
>Cara
Who?
shall be watching my animes
are jannies allowed to serve in the U.S military?
>>77616274
eating pucci is a strenuous exercise for your jaw and tongue but very rewarding
>>77616251
This is probably the greatest shitpost i've seen from you yet
So when do the Hawaiian judges come out of the woodwork to cockblock Trump ?
received a filtered (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
strange...
FACT: people who wear flat caps are boon-sympathizers and superficial socialites while people who wear curved bill caps are red-blooded, well-adjusted proud americans
haven't received a filtered (You)
>>77616471
Correct information on HuffPost?
Is hell freezing over?
>>77616480
tru
>>77616211
So what's stopping them from poisoning the wells now if they felt so inclined?
>>77616508
I'm honestly surprised.
Didn't think they would write a negative article about Trudeau.
I DON'T WANT SRIRACHA ON MY HOTDOG
>>77616564
He can't see the glory of the trampling of the zoo with those squinty eyes.
>tfw you're a fish holding a bottle of clorox
This is a small knife from Finland.
How does that make you feel?
>>77616650
indifferent
anything i should fix?
>>77616650
cute.
>tfw you're a frog who laughs and says "I've had enough," and then you hang yourself
>>77616691
>playing as a female
fix your brain
>women and fags in frontline combat roles
>trannies in the military
The US military has become a mockery of an institution, just another platform for the left to push their social agenda.
Good thing you have drones and ICBMs.
>>77616691
uninstalling would be the best choice
>>77616715
when did i pick my gender?
>>77616691
wait how does the cutscene even work if you pick the female?
do they take your kid from you or what
>>77616740
>trannies in the military
Wrong.
>>77616691
make her look like twiggy
we washed ourselves in shitposter's blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bP9G8RALko
>>77616769
When you were customizing your character in the bathroom mirror. That's the part where I said you could customize yourself AND your waifu
>>77616815
Am*ricans are stupid.
Rate
christmas cake is the thinking man's fetish
>>77616833
0/10
>>77616824
i customized both.
now that i think about it i could switch gender to edit them both.
but now i think switching the SEX option changed my main lol.
*disses you in a rap song*
>>77616833
8/10. Breddy good man.
>>77616833
>>77616833
8/10 could be a little further down
>>77616869
It did
>>77616868
this has to be a joke
rate
>>77616833
typical faggot
*disses you in a anime song*
*passive aggressively mocks you in a 1960's country song*
>>77616893
this bitch be smart as fuck then.
im going to be a power armor energy weapons guy. she needs a name though.
>rate
received a filtered pseudo-(You)
>>77616833
kys/10
>>77616868
>>77616903
nice and qt
>>77616969
>playing as a girl(male) named ryan who is smart with no charisma
>>77616978
Punishment for texting while driving should be DUI tier.
>>77616978
she's cute
>>77617009
of course its has to be a mexican that disagrees with me
>>77617009
*blushes*
@77617037
weird post, charisma is bad in fallout.
im naming her Akari. i didn't know i was naming her lol.
@77617138
>@ing me
>making your character autistic because you want to min/max in a single player exploring RPG
I'm the most attractive person in /cum/
>>77616833
how can a person simultaneously hold so many contradictory viewpoints?
anon....... did you buy it?
>>77617184
im just doing this build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BENOlymUQqg&t=323s
Any tips for overcoming the urge to be high/drunk?
Every single day I smoke weed or drink because being sober feels so fucking grim and boring.
I have absolutely nothing to do and have no reason NOT to be high, that's how I justify it to myself.
theres been a lot of days where Ive done nothing at all
today was an especially useless day
>>77617256
discipline, the feeling doesn't go away with anything besides time being sober. That feeling is called addiction.
But it does go away.
>>77617245
>try harding fallout
>try harding any bethesda game
YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG YOU DUMMY
STOP IT
>>77617289
It's not that I feel like I need it, or NEED it to sleep, I am just so bored with myself and nothing to fill in the gaps.
I was thinking about making a rule that I can only smoke/drink if I am hanging out with friends, which would probably force me to go and hang out with people more often. Thoughts?
>>77617314
good lad
>poster in another thread called me retarded for not knowing what his vague instructions specifically meant
I will not buy your game
>>77617325
there's literally no reason to role play in a modern FO game. you choices don't matter and no one reacts to you skills or actions
>>77617262
iktf
>>77617215
congrats
>>77617226
nope
>>77617361
hehe
tfw terrible oral and foreward head posture
cum lol
>>77617397
correct it
>>77617347
I think you're in denial about your addiction and I don't think you will achieve anything until you come to terms with it.
>>77617401
rare?
tehee, what a funny picture :^)
>>77617256
Start finding things that matter to you. Intoxication is a fundamentally harmful practice that'll eventually take you down with it, so you need motivation to not let it destroy you. Maybe get a rescue dog or something that depends on you to take care of it.
If dubs I run two sets of ten miles today
commies >>>/out/
>>77617441
newfag?
>>77617457
of this helicopter*
Have you brushed your teeth today?
>brushing teeth
when will these normies leave us alone
>>77617483
I literally just did
>>77617465
good post
>>77615008
Xebecs we're raiding the British Isles and Iceland in the 1600s.
http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Barbary-Pirates-English-Slaves/
>>77617378
>nope
hahahahahahahaha... didn't hear you anon.... ahahahaha say that again.. p-please
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/26/news/companies/coke-zero/index.html
>he doesn't floss at least once a day
>he doesn't eat his boogers in order to build up stronger enamel defense
tfw i may have hundreds of dollars in change in my change jar, but no way to make it usable
When is the new Stephen King's IT movie coming out
>>77617580
The heck? What makes money unusable?
>>77615268
>It's milk in a bag. It's cheaper than cartons.
Canadians are too poor to afford cartons.
>kid dad surprised him with a bat on his birthday they both cry and have a moment
https://youtu.be/YSTSnltjqfE
>kid hits a home run and his dad catches it
https://youtu.be/rsPJrDNJKag
how can you NOT be romantic about baseball
>>77617599
i almost never make purchases less than $20
do you want to buy a week's worth of groceries with change?
breasts and ass are unattractive
>>77617619
In parts of the country, Yes.
>>77617628
Go to a coinstar and get it turned into cash.
>>77617627
by embracing communism
*takes calc 2*
I am a god. I can overcome any challenge and do all the maths
*spends month NEETing around playing vidya 24/7*
*forgets how to integrate polynomials*
haha aa
>>77617631
Tits are generally unattractive.
Like, Medium sized and small titties are disgusting. But Flat Chest and some proportioned titties are great.
Ass is much much better anyway.
>>77617636
Where did you get that picture of my private theatre?
>>77617631
most reprehensible shitpost you've ever made
>>77617647
>paying money to spend my money
i'll just get coin sleeves later and take them to my bank
>>77617631
>Curly Black hair
My weakness
>>77617669
Ive been a NEET since like march and I still remember how to integrate
you're just dumb
>>77617627
when my dad surprised me with the bat I went to the hospital
>>77617677
>flat chest
excellent taste
i forget how to integrate every semester, and i'm getting a PhD
only brainlets remember things they can just learn on the fly later
>when you're shitposting from the toilet while doing a poo and your leg falls asleep
>>77616099
Or you know there is actually some group called epidemiologist who actually researched it and it wasn't made by anyone.
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
Aids: Origin of pandemic 'was 1920s Kinshasa' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-29442642
>>77617728
That's called having bad circulation.
Go outside more.
>>77617722
I gazed upon you and I know you were my nigga.
I could WRECK anybody in this thread at duel links
>>77617669
i fucking know that feel
>spend summer studying integrals
>forgot about it today when i decide to re study
>>77617631
That right there is a very nicely shaped ass.
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT MY BLACK CANS BACK YOU COMMUNIST SHITHEADS
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
>>77617787
At what? Nigga just play the game.
>>77617631
is it safe to put your genitals on sand?
>>77617817
>rebranding instead of just silently transitioning
making the same mistakes over and over again
>>77617820
>Nigga just play the game.
um what
yugioh is a competitive card game
Rate
>>77617882
radical centrist face
Okay guys so I just found out that the majority of users here are small limped-dick losers. Should that be a turn on for me?
>"I love you, Clack. I want to have your babies."
What did she mean by this?
>>77617932
i'm a chad
>>77617686
>paying money to spend my money
>i'll just get coin sleeves later and take them to my bank
Get the Amazon credit since they seem to sell everything now.
Gonna jack the ole Penner off now
>>77617882
>>77617932
gas yourself
>>77617938
>Gook cartoons turned me into a paedophile
no
I just like petite girls.
>>77617938
gross
>>77617945
>>77617954
they don't sell much pertinent to my hobbies
TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
Would you have sex with the future president of the United States?
I'm sleeping on your bed tonight
its my turn.
>>77617945
they can't prove shit
>>77618087
take opiods
>>77618108
Nah. I've never got the big obsession with Ivanka.
>be devout Catholic
>attend family gathering
>Evangelical """"""""""""""Christian""""""""""""" relatives start shittalking the Church
cant wait till those two-faced apostasizing hypocrites face judgment
>It's 302 posts and The Dane hasn't made a new thread.
Very surprising day.
STOP BEING GAY AROUND DESPERATE AUTISTS
>>77618108
I would not succ the zucc, no
>>77618140
you made me sad, cana
>>77618002
We may but I've never seen one. Some banks do have automatic coin counters but their accuracy has been questioned.
>>77614283
>wes anderson
No
>>77618139
Judge not, and don't submit to wrath.
Pray for their souls. They clearly need it.