/brit/

supporting the underdog

visted Warsaw,Poland fucking gucci place whats there to see in Romania?

>>77601074
much better

6 millions Jews did not die in the holocaust but instead it was negroes. The jews simply exploited the situation to bring themselves to power by milking the pity cow which rightfully belongs to the negro race.

>>77601074
was gonna visit romania but decided against it just because of this post

>>77601092
okay
>>77601108
nothing
>>77601112
good
>>77601241
hmm
>>77602280
oh

>>77602235
only 5 days mate it's easily manageable
could probably spend 8 euro a week if i only ate rice bowls and took 2 meals a day

remember going into whatever the balkan general is called a few times and it was just a fyromian posting about all the new roads they'd had built and all the new busses they got haha

funny stuff :)

>>77602303
cute

>>77601074
shan't be visiting gypsy land any time soon lad

daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-mRprxLX-c

*forces everyone back into the other thread until 310*

>go into a bar
>it ain't me starts playing

nap time

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hope we come 2nd in the olympics again next time

>going to throw the recycling away
>someone else going to put their recycling away leaves just because i'm there
>while i'm there, someone else pulls up in a truck and sits there glaring at me until i leave
ah yes, the famous american "friendliness"

also this is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcRWiz1PhKU

>go into a club
>True Faith '94 starts playing

>>77602303
I somehow remember this too, pretty sure it was a Macedonian in /brit/
>fyromian

>>77602375
never happening again
china wont choke next time

>>77602303
Dont care about that autist i just wanna gtfo from here would probably change my name to avioid cia

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>>77602295
ever met dracula

how long until Diane Abbott Prime Minister?

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where's that cursive lad from last thread

wrote this shit out just for you

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*goes to eton*
*studies PPE at Oxford*
*gets good job through nepotism*
*daddy bails me out of numerous troubles*
Don't get poor people, why don't they just work hard like a self-made man like myself

>>77602382
what's the difference between '87 and '94? quite like the original

>>77602415
>this is """""neat""""

looks like chickenscratch

>>77602300
ye but weekend's coming up plus i've got to buy donuts for work

could always cheap out and get them the boring ones

>>77602387
did china actually 'choke' or did the legacy of all the money they pumped in for beijing just run out?

guess also next time russia won't have half their athletes banned and japan are gonna do a lot better than normal

is it okay to rip off seven samurai

>>77602380
that as well as what happened afterwards stands in funny contrast to his post-czech invasion speech

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>>77602397
no
she is cute though

>>77602415
pretentious posh toff wanker
awful handwriting you can't even read it

>>77602443
choke

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>>77602391
>cia

>>77602416
oxford hasnt been nepotistic since the 1980s
you have to be legit smart and hardworking to get in no matter how rich you are

like that jap princess failed her application and has to go to Leeds now for example

japan is fucking based

*infests you*

reckon women are incapable of staying in a long term relationship unless they are subservient to their husband

>>77602416
unironically would be completely fucked if mummy and daddy hadn't bailed me out multipe times in my adult life haha

can really see how shit it would be to be poor/have shit parents

>>77602416
>*studies PPE at Oxford*
>*gets good job through nepotism*
stopped reading

>>77602445
although last in the revolution, we have your back mates

I don't give a fuck about any of you. I am in this for your money, I only do this show for money. that's it, alright? I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam. I don't give a fuck about any of you, I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you. Fuck the fans. no sarcasm, no joking, fuck the fans. Thank you

>>77602433
if you don't use cursive or the italian style when writing you should frankly throw yourself off a cliff

cannot stand the mongs who write out each individual letter on its own, one of the primary afflictions facing intellectualism in anglophone countries today

>>77602448
kino in human form

how much of leftypol would actually have moved to the soviet union? i'm guessing it's somewhere between zero and negative zero given they used to criminalise benders

>>77602415
decent

>>77602415
nice writing mate
brainlets cant even decipher!!

>writing joined up for things that aren't your signature

sure sign of a wanker

>>77602416
Never hire Oxford idiots. Full of arrogance and no street smarts.

Rate the daily imbibement:
>The Private Eye
>BBC News
>theGuardian
>the New York Times
>The Evening Standard

Am I informed?

>>77602478
link

How the fuck does this cunt have a gf and I don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--RR-lBMiI0

>>77602415
looks nice

>>77602478
there was a higher percentage of people attending oxbridge that went to state schools in the 1980s than there is today

>>77602448
would very much like to lick this lady's pussy

>>77602485
what about the queen

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in chelmsford you awake

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anime

>>77602532
>no infowars
third eye status: calcified

>>77602523
it's faster

fucking kino
https://youtu.be/zILELsMy_B0?t=317
GAS EM

Joint up writing is for children in primary school lmao how haven't you grown out of it

dont know how to write in non cursive

>>77602500
pretentious wanker

>>77602511
Why yes the People's Republic of China has nice places thank you very much

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>Adam Peaty breaks 50m breaststroke world record twice in one day

>>77602532
add vox the the 'mist and you're a patrician

>>77602599
he's right

the death of english penmanship is a grim affair

Had to unlearn cursive in teacher training. Wasn't a problem for me since I have printed handwriting, but what a fucking waste of time the whole exercise is.

>>77602608
He almost took the team medley for you guys. Insanely fast

>>77602532
>The Private Eye
it's just Private Eye

Why are PC gamers such autists

>>77602615
why don't you just read wiki current events, literally don't need anything more than that except maybe your local news

>>77602532
ancient gimmick, nice to see it back. good subtle delivery

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>>77602448
ditto anon

>>77602490
me no slovaki

oxbridge students aren't even the poshest any more
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-38842482
i mean they're still over represented but not as much

>>77602377
what on earth
why would people give a shit

>penmanship
literally who cares

>>77602511
Real communism>liberal democracy>fascist state>attempted communism that didn't work

>>77602577
so?
it's harder to read so you have to squint to tell one line and a squiggle from another

>reading the news

I hope you guys do that but i also hope that you can see past the agenda

Real news are given to presidents etc

also if you want to watch the non meme romania
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07xz1v7

the phimosis is flaring up
going to have to get my dad to help peel it back again

business idea: ban the sale of all new petrol/diesel cars

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>>77602511
i would have

>>77602666
KILL YOURSELF!!!

my sister just sent me a whatsapp message

>>77602656
very yank post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursive#Decline_of_English_cursive_in_the_United_States

you are the ones responsible for this tragedy

>>77602703
Alri 2040lad. How's the future?

hate it when the BBC absolutely wank over any british athlete that does well and then for years and years on end you have to hear about it from twats all the time

no dad I know you don't give a fuck about swimming and neither do i, so why do you suddenly care that adam peaty is good at swimming?

get fucked

>>77602666
did you have fun beating gypsies as a kid

>when you visit his secondary school's webpage and it has a "fees" page

into the trash it goes!

>>77602733
good. cursive is shit

>>77602711
you wouldn't've been part of KGB so it still comes off like a power fantasy

>>77602754
why don't the government fund schools more?

>>77602656
just some aussie bum

>tfw phosmosis

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>good. cursive is shit

>>77602775
pics?

Absolutely fuming that I have the same Mitochondria Eve as the rest of you runts.

>>77602775
pics

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40711211
doing a read

>cursive
FOY

>>77602756
runtoid insectoid

>>77602733
i know cursive, it just isn't useful for anything other than signatures in the modern age

>>77602760
Actually he might have become part of secret services, but he'd have to stay in britain. The USSR loved young ideological spies, they had taken over the cia with them at one point

I just want a polish girl to laugh at my tiny excuse of a cock and dig her nails into my bollocks

>>77602814
good lad

>>77602792
>/world-us-canada-
stopped reading

>>77602804
neither is circumcision but it doesn't stop you lot

I just hope the cia and 5eyes wont block my migration in canada

>>77602760
ok?
would've been fine serving in the red army killing jihadis in afghanistan or something

My computer has been hacked by some toe-rag.

>>77602827
saw that thread it was very good x

>>77602838
don't all of you go to switzerland anyway?

>>77602836
american girls will call you anteater dick

>>77602836
i didn't choose to be circumcised and i'm not going to defend it

the military is for runts who have nothing better to do with their lives but be pawns for the zogovernment

>>77602866
Switzerland is hard place to migrate

I think its the hardest place to migrste in the world

>>77602814
>Iran give their citizens free tranny operations
>USA kills gays on the streets

btw I'm not shia

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>penmanshipfags will defend this

more kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

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>Absolutely fuming that I have the same Mitochondria Eve as the rest of you runts.

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Imagine being Vinay in that video and having to be all like "damn, Tim Byrne, you fuckin' fine, all talented with your piano skills and horrific atonal monster voice. I would totally listen to your music, whilst on the job and on youtube." when all he really wants to do is fit braces on another 16 year old in his dentist's chair. Like seriously imagine having to be Vinay and not only sit in that room while Timothy James Byrne flaunts his 'talent' in the next room to you, the thin walls barely concealing his flat voice and untuned piano, and just sit there, take after take, video after video, while he perfected 'Carolina in My Mind'. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking voice but his haughty attitude as everyone in his youtube comments tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TIM BYRNE SOUNDS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his bio-oiled fucking gremlin face contort into types of musical dissonance you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been correcting crooked teeth for nobody but blondes and supermodels and later alleged DPD stalkers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies at Bangalore University. You've never even heard anything this fucking bad before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he prepares to drone out another verse of 'We've Only Just Begun', smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "talented (for that is what he calls himself)" voice, the voice he worked so hard for in thousands of youtube videos in the previous years. And then he calls for another evening camera test, and you know you could eviscerate every single stuffed animal in his bedroom before the flat security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Vinay. You're not going to lose your future medical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>77602900
then why do they let in thousands of albanians?

uh you lot are spazzing out about the way people write now uh?

Absolutely hate the brianless wojak. It's just a stupid way of saying "I disagree with you" and used by cretins

>>77602943
shannot be reading a letter

>>77602948
Probably pity for the war torn place and low skilled workforce was in need

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>brianless wojak

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>>77602967

>>77602990
post you are penis

Meme idea: wojak with another wojak for a brain

yanks have the opposite of the midas touch

I'm a Professor of Physics in the School of Physics and Astronomy, University of Nottingham. My research interests span a number of topical themes in nanometre scale science with a particular current focus on single atom/molecule manipulation using scanning probes. See my ORCID profile for a full list of publications and grant awards.

I've a keen interest in outreach activities, primary and secondary education, and both science and higher education funding policy. (See the "Beyond the Ivory Tower" tab). In addition to participating in a number of research council-funded public engagement projects (including Giants of the Infinitesimal), I've been interviewed, and written for, The Independent, The Guardian, Times Higher Education, BBC Radio 4, Die Zeit, and The Economist amongst others. I'm also a regular contributor to the Sixty Symbols YouTube project. Although I maintained a personal blog and YouTube channel for a number of years, they've bitten the dust for the reasons discussed in this post for the LSE Impact blog.

While I don't share my infamous namesake's fascination with the binomial theorem, in my spare time I enjoy exploring the relationships between mathematics/physics and music.

>>77603035
Midas touch was turning into gold?

>>77603035
shartas touch

>>77603035
dont get it

>>77603054
yes

>>77602967
>cretins
pretentious twat

>>77602943
>just bear it
giggled

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>Absolutely hate the brianless wojak. It's just a stupid way of saying "I disagree with you" and used by cretins

>>77603063
everything they touch turns to shit

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and your friend is dead
and you're gonna spend the rest of life in jail
and for what?

>>77603035
nothing they touch doesn't turn to gold?

>>77602868
good thing I like American boys instead

>tim doesn't like british tv and thinks it's all crap

smartest and sanest thing he's ever said

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>>Absolutely hate the brianless wojak. It's just a stupid way of saying "I disagree with you" and used by cretins

>>77603074
troglodyte

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>brianless

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>>>Absolutely hate the brianless wojak. It's just a stupid way of saying "I disagree with you" and used by cretins

everything I touch doesn't turn to gold lads

>>77603035
They touch gold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8clxpTkgQ

if you see this video in your sidebar, don't click it, it's not even funny

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nice to see veganism becoming mainstream in britain desu laddos

>wojak
>pepe

So these are the 2 memes of the decade, both highly versatile with great usability

need a daria gf

>>77603119
chris morris would like a word with you, charlatan

>>77603153
have your tried alchemy?

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playing assassins creed 2

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>>77603115

Honestly I post on /brit/ to bring me back down to earth, you know? irl I am never questioned or challenged, my word is gospel. Then I realised, I need some people in my life calling me out.

>>77603042
So what are you doing in a place like this

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>Absolutely hate the brianless wojak. It's just a stupid way of saying "I disagree with you" and used by cretins

>>77603194
other way around for me

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mum left the vibrator in the dishwasher again

chat shit get banged

the incorrect spelling ruse really worked out. wHEN I WAS ANALYSING IT AS A POSSIBLE BAIT GIMMICK I WAS UNSURE BUT ITS REALLY PAID DIVIDENDS

>>77602784
>>77602789
Sent ;)

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>>77603190
>It is a good life we live brother...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4

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>browse /s/
>become sad

Heh

glad that i've finished my angsty rorke faze lads

used to be so angry all the time about things that were basically out of my control

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>>browse /s/

>>77603159
what the fuck

>>77603212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_p_TcAbcVM

>>77603249
yea we all grow up eventually mate no worries

ah yes its another episode of my bi crush posting photos with a wom*n

If you weigh more than 75kg, you're fat.

>>77603249
same lad
was a big rorke for a while in 2016, thankfully changed my mind and got back to my natural lefty instincts

>>77603252
unironic batty boy

>>77603290
Sterilize yourself.

>>77603297
weigh more than 68kg and you're fat

went to see dunkirk the other day. got through the penis inspection alright, but they spotted my crab legs and threw me out on the spot. i even brought my blow up doll to circumvent the no singles policy

There we were now here we are all this confusion nothings the same to me .

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knocked out some edgy cursive for you lads

americans are literally fuming right now

what's so special out a brick outhouse? why is it the standard for hard lads?

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>unironic batty boy

>>77603297
hello manlet

>>77603319
>>>/tv/

don't even know what board /s/ is

>>77603319
kek

>>77603313
already gay mate, shan't be naturally seeking the sexuality jew

>>77603334
would throw your resume into the trash if I saw this mess on it

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*throws acid in your face*

tried sex a few times
didn't like it
prefer wanking

just told a girl on tinder I could heem her stupid pitbull

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>Dark mother of the endless sea

>>77602814
FFS, I always maintained that he was an arse, but at least he wasn't actually anti-LGBT

Now he's fucked that

>>77603334
you spelt possession wrong you little runtoid

it is pretty good writing though, slightly jealous

>>77603319
how do you get past the manlet pit?

>>77603397
lefty dickhead

Stupid fucks be friend with gays they have female friends and they will hook u up with them

>>77603353
Pics of attractive women or women who are attractive to a fetishist

>>77602814
They wanted to be treated like women and here we are. They should be happy.

>>77603340
absolutely howling at the brit insults
because I was raised with american insults, it never meant anything to me
and neither did they when they kept calling faggot and gay for anything they didnt like when i was a phd student
however later on i kept my dignity, just changed my fb relationship status with a brit lad
never complained about such things, just didnt like them and they wondered why

business idea: force everyone to write in a difficult and illegible way

>>77603334
thata really nice, wish I could write like this

>>77603334
not bad ngl

this little mong thinks hes all mighty because he knows how to write and cursive and the other runts are mad at him because he knows how to write in cursive haha state of the anglosphere

>>77603249
my friend has turned into a really cringe alt right guy.
I wouldnt mind if he was just right wing or something but its just really lame talking to him now.

>>77603445
Hey romanian hows life in britain?

>>77603437
Sounds shite

>>77603334
fancy

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>>77603334
>I bow down to kneel

>>77603468
Shit. I have no neetbux despite living here for 8 years.

>>77603334
how did you get hold of my diary desu

might move to laos lads, ridiculously cheap

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screaming

>>77603412
stilts with shoes on the end

>>77603499
Can't get welfare if you've no fixed abode.

>>77603499
What the fuck

The reason you move to a western country is because of the better living standards and better payed job

Fuck off neetshit

>>77603533
Fucking obsessed

>>77603533
thatcherism was the final nail in the coffin for british civilisation

>>77603559
leftypol

americans unironically cannot wrap their heads around cursive

yodelling at this development

the rorke's thatcher worship is his least pleasant quality tbqh

>>77603559
no actually because it gave us Tony Blair who perfected this country

reminder that julian assange literally has almost 200 police officers monitoring him at any one time

just think about that for a second

>>77603545
No, my fixed abode or home is in the UK.
Just that I have no benefits, including jobseekers, when you've got a brit bf.

>>77603499
you literally moved here to claim neetbux haha? fuck off, we're full, go back. fucking rancid gypo

what is the crab /tv/ meme?

>>77603609
wow, I am
letting
that
sink
in

>>77603609
how does he wank?

>>77603609
I have more than that

They dont need to worry i am not blowing the whistle i just wanna start a new life in canada

>>77602377
are you a sex offender?

>>77603609
>almost 200

source? i reckon more like 2 or 3 tbqh

>>77603609
also god

>>77603546
sweetie i moved here to do my undergrad and phd which i did
then got a job in the nhs and suddenly the 50yo around me said that i'm weird, that i don't answer or talk to people
FUCK THAT
left that shithole, don't care it was 30k
gossiping about your non-friends will be ultimate discontinuity

>>77603609
there are 200 police officers monitoring /brit/ at this very second

>>77603654
just got off the phone with Trudeau he said they're full

wanna go to an african beach party

>>77603609
good

scum

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i mean honestly some of these private eye jokes wouldnt look at all out of place in a /brit/ thread

>>77603663
God.... is dead!

>>77603609
its 200 security cameras dressed up in police uniforms

>>77603644

also what is the falcon /tv/ meme

>>77602530
"t. graduate of school of life" bait

>>77603691
>Printed shitposting

>>77603654
Gonna email Hiro and have him change the Macedonia to FYRO Macedonia.

>>77603691
Cringing at you thinking this place is fucking special

i have an important announcement to make lads

poo poo
willy willy
bum bum

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>Chris Evans
>£2.2 MILLION

have you guys heard of SPB5K?

>>77603754
cringing at you thinking he implied that

>>77603745
personally think it's quite amusing how trump shat on obama's only legacy just because he hates black people

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what was his end goal?

>>77603799
Cringing at you defending him

>cia thinks i am scared of putin thats why i wanna move to canada

Nope i hate the people here and i dont give a fuck might as well pray to god to make a big earthquake in skopje to destroy this shithole as i leave

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whore

dad's threatening to nonce me again

>>77603852
bot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbU3crqJt3w

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this took me a second
but then it made me howl like a banshee

>>77603660
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31159594

>Between June 2012 and October 2014, direct policing costs were £7.3m
>24 hour a day surveillance
>police salary £30,000-£40,000

reckon it's around 200

>>77603852
whore

>>77603873
hehe mule

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tee hee

>>77603873
dont get it

>>77603747
Dont care i am actually macedonian my roots are from kilkis so yeah

Im still macedonian m8

>>77603879
Diane Abbott could've done it with a tenner

so glad spent half my trust fund on a flat to rent out

already paid for itself

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>>77603918
>dont get it

>>77603810
why is private eye literally not funny at all? There's nothing clever about it usually, it's just random made up stories about politicians and celbrities. people buy it, people think it's funny. I'm sure there are some select pieces that would be very well done, but most of it is just nonsensical crap. Much like Bo Selecta, never ever understood what was funny about that either.

Brass Eye. Now there is top notch mocking comedy. Cannot fault it.

>>77603958
would prefer to live in a cardboard box over paying rent, literally what is the point?

>>77603958
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/890168216273780736

>>77603873
something to do with their heads being covered?

looking at Northampton on Google maps
britain is really grim

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doctor
how kind of you to call
no milk, no sugar i believe?

>>77603879
Maybe 200 in total, but you said
>200 at any one time

which is laughably ridiculous.

>>77603918
when they throw up all their hats the sky makes them bigger and or smaller due to gravity

>>77603873
Haha what a knee slapper!!! AHHAHA *slaps knee* HUEHUEHUEHU

>>77603983
private eye is only 50% satire
the investigative journalism is top notch

>>77603879
Salary isn't the only cost involved you mong.

>>77604035
do you not know how to do maths or something?

it works out to be around 600 officers total with 200 of the at any one time (assuming they all do 40 hours a week)

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me on the left

>>77604078
yes there are other costs but they aren't counted in DIRECT policing costs

>>77604123
>>77604123

>>77604071
i never realised this. how do you know which bits are satire and which aren't? what sort of revolutionaly shit have they uncovered with their investigative journalism?

no one reminded me to go to the gym so thanks a lot dickhead

>>77604146
half and half

>>77604149
you said later

>>77604090
how could 200 officers possibly be surveilling him at any one time? what could they possibly be doing? i absolutely and adamantly refese to believe that 200 officers are doing juslian assange related work, all together, at the same time, at any given time. It's just rubbish, and you'd be a fool to think it was accurate.

>>77604195
oh ok sorry

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>>77604228
alri

google search this image

>>77604302
not a single african
impossible

>>77603334
>Dark mother of the endless sea
>Companion to the ancient ones
>Rain and doom in the light of the moon

That's some edgy shit

>>77603334
>Your darkness is like a thousand suns
Unless you're trying to mock the atmosphere you're creating, that juxtaposition is shit.

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>when an aussie replies to you

gollywog