/brit/

>>77587283
Of course its pseudo scientific bullshit but its just for a bit of fun

something came in the mail today for you

Worcestershire sauce? More like worst fucking sauce on the planet.

post toot

should i eat a plate of plain pasta or drink a can of dr pepper

i can only choose one

>>77587541
suck my dick, bitch

just had a wank, didn't feel as good as it normally does and cumming didn't feel as great either.
really worried about this
might stop taking my antidepressants

THE FUCKING MEXICANO IS BACK

>>77587556
do not open it's a screamer

>>77587580
thanks

Lads dr pepper's been struck off. It's mr pepper now.

post it

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>>77587556

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>>77587602

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come to the realization that female sexuality is the strongest force in our reality, and this is the reason men have come to repress it and distort it. It is also the reason no gf is actually one of the most moving forces within human males

I mean just look how fucking cute she is

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>>77587602

babestation

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>>77587602

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>>77587602

77587664
you know what kind of toot

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>>77587726

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not a fan of all these shit posts desu

>>77587626
Love Gal so much

*toot*

played gw2 for 6 hours today and reckon i shant play it again until the next expansion is released in hopefully 3+ months

why is he allowed to post trannies

hate redheads desu
my penis would refuse to get hard if a cute ginger forced herself on me

>>77587772
Would shove my face between your cheeks and make love to her arsehole

>>77587808
her* oh dear

where'd her penis go

>>77587805
morgan freeman still looks the same

>>77587795
fucked a redhead about a week ago. was nice

>>77587827
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
77587852
fag

>>77587838
looks nothing like morgan freeman
i have no words to express my loathing for you right now

>>77587854
fucked your mom a week ago

>>77587861
pretty sure that's him

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Remember me? Thought you could just use me and walk away, didn't you! Oh sure, you had your fun, but did you ever think about how I feel? USED! You just USED me and ran away!

*cries*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbDfrrwefMo
christ shes gorgeous

can't say i'm a fan of the head cutter who is not related to islam somehow

>>77587885
my hair looks just like that in the morning

you are /brit/'s most boring poster

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who was in the wrong here

>>77587926
drumpf

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>>77587924

>>77587926
the irish for existing

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eh up!

not a fan of the bahaman poster whos been making a scene recently
caribs should stay in /carib/

>replying to anyone in the new world or the other side of the mediterranean
shiggy

Going to bed
G'night

>>77588017
nite

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>>77587992
staggeringly brilliant post

>>77587992
Europeans are niggers to me, no offence

>>77588029
Holy shit
Fucking nonce

>>77587992
pretty sure bongs feel the same way about people across the channel

should i eat a plate of plain pasta or drink a can of dr pepper

i can only choose one

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>>77587992
>France insn't rightfull british cl-

What separates humans from animals?

Doing an anxiety

>>77588060
Humans = native English speakers
Animals = everyone else

>>77588037
easy mate that's the wife you're talking about

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>>77588060
the atlantic ocean

>>77588061
Why?

>>77588049
Pretty sure they don't, unlike what >>77588036 is trying to display because he is the rorkest, met plenty anglos, wether in Paris or England, they love us.

>>77588060
Nothing

Already told you I shan't reply to beast past the Mediterranean sea
Don't talk to me

>>77588060
DNA

Business idea: surrender immediately after entering a war

>>77588093
The only "European" country I rate is France and I'm not just saying that over your flag

>>77588093
that's why you've been historical rivals for literal centuries huh

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>>77588120

Give me my (you)s and no one gets hurt.

>>77588060
humans have a soul

>>77588183
prove it

>>77588060
What separates humans from other animals?*

Warfare idea; surrender to wild animals or something similar since we are not even a real country anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w

canada is a doormat wish i was australian

>>77588060
humans are aliens

>>77588204
Embarrassing

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spotted this lad and his "misses" walking home today

>>77588214
As a Brit its harder to legally move to Canada than it is to Australia

>>77588072
post more of the wife?

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BLACKED

warfare idea: post it

>>77588253
can i be your gf

>>77588281
Why do you want him to post it?

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>>77588290

>>77588256
Canada doesn't like people from Britain or Europe immigrating here anymore and there's no reason to come here anyways. Anybody with the means to should be leaving.

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>>77588257
here's a 'cheeky' one heheh
post frog qts

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>>77588303
can i be your bf*

>>77588281
business idea: building a wall

the slovakian poster is disgusting

>>77588307
What's so bad about Canada?

>>77588307
>Anybody with the means to should be leaving.
Why? Lots of good land.

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>>77588323

>>77588307
come defend your country >>>/pol/134956755

getting addicted to /pol/ shitpost desu lads

>>77588338
lol

>>77588307
What's funny is how Canadians want immigrants from non-European countries, hate on Europeans, but then they still bully their natives.
It makes me chortle.

>>77588307
Why should they leave? Have you ever lived anywhere else? Canada is pretty fucking great

>>77588309
can't say I could post irl qts because i'm an autistic shut in frog, and don't want to cheat you by posting random qts
still, post more qts

>>77588354
I'm asking for serious answers not /pol/ memes

>>77588373
>and don't want to cheat you by posting random qts
an egregious statement

>4:35am
>up for work already

thank you mr noseberg

>>77588400
What job do you do?

should i eat a plate of plain pasta or drink a can of dr pepper

i can only choose one

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>>77588359
Canada is the impersonification of reddit: Pretty bland, nice and calm

USA is 4chan: wilder, funnier, shittier

UK is blacked

>>77588412
Cute hair

>>77588414
Banking. Up early for a flight desu.

>>77588424
dr pepper. I don't even like it but a plate of plain pasta is just too grim
>>77588425
memes

>>77588412
been thinking about dying my hair like her
im a guy but we have basically the same hairstyle aha

>>77588445
'no

>>77588445
Is there any way into finance without a degree? Asking for myself (poor). A diploma is within reach

>>77588453
>replying to yourself
bit schizo

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>>77588473
dont think so pal

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>Banking. Up early for a flight desu

>>77588471
i have a friend who live in germany and he became a financial adviser with no degree. He's even been moving up in the company
all about networking

>i have a friend
hahahhaahhah

bout to do a wank, what do you recommend?
i know blackd.com is popular with you anglo lots but not a fan of it
post your recommendation (which are not blackd.com)

>>77588546
Babestation

>>77588499
Yeah but I mean how do you actually get in in the first place. Here even the bank clerk positions at a branch front desk ask for study + preferred 1-2y experience

boring thread

>>77588546
scalie

>>77588347
Sure a lot of land but you miss out on a lot of amenities and access to things like jobs which aren't easy to find.
>>77588376
I can understand if you're an immigrant why it's better. But as a Canadian in the GTA which has the fasting demographic change happening in the world it's not even home anymore and the government cares little about Canadians. It's expensive with stagnant wages and the government does little at all to protect jobs. Housing is ridiculous and everything is getting more and more expensive for an example look at the Hydro crisis in Ontario and the incompetent """progressive""" government that continually gets voted in. The Healthcare system is a mess and will only get worse as the government imports more into the cities as the system gets more over-burdened. Unless you're rich and can ignore it you are seeing it day in and day out.

Playing Wario Land 3

>>77588558
>"Well maybe you should take this bribe money and shove it up your ass, you hook nose kike."
How DOES Raimi keep getting away with it?

>>77588546
>blacked
>literally a french site by a frenchman

>>77588556
>Babestation - Sexy UK Models
nah i'll pass on that thanks

>>77588583
what are you getting at, ivan?

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Rose plz don't go

post toot hahaha

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zez

>>77588546
masturbate to the sheer unbridled quality of my posts

>>77588571
good post

>>77588611
I lost 1.3mb of internet for that.

only 127 let.

get aids

you are not from france

Feelin anxious

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>>77588641

>>77588646
Yes I am.

>>77588646
I was born in Montpelier

>>77588656
What's wrong?

>>77588656
why, nigger?

>>77588656
Wat's up hun x

>>77588471
hello pawn

>>77588681
>>77588685
>>77588686
Got some unknown shite in the post from an anon

>>77588690
I'd rather be a pawn living comfortably than an enlightened, poverty stricken basement dweller

Goon tae try ye olde heroin lads

Thoughts?

shit in some nige's postbox hahaha holy fuck lmao

>>77588698
Why

>>77588709
Thought it'd be a laugh, just nervous as to what it'll contain now

reminder to ignore new wolders and extra mediterraneaners

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decided to pull an allnighter to reset my sleep schedule

its 5am and i just realised im not gonna make it
now my schedule is going to be even worse than before

for fucks sake

If you stopped posting here would your gimmicks be noticed as missing do you think? y/n

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reminder that you should post it

>>77588736
Los SIMPSONES ..

>>77588722
You can make it, I made the same mistake staying up all night so I need to correct it today

I need to know, have any of you benders shot up the ole H?

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*clapping emoji*

>make fun of trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4
>trump takes your job on a platform based on the opposite of everything you stand for and repeals the centerpiece of your presidency, without even having the decency to replace it with something else

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>>77588767
me

>>77588772
Fuck off this isn't pol or cum you insolent little yanker wanker

>>77588783
i would execute you with a single swift blow to the jaw if you even began uttering this drivel in my presence, worm

i want maisie to choke me to death

Really want to visit France but I don't want to go alone

got caught at the airport trying to have sex with men in the bathroom

>>77588790
>A grown autistic man child who obsesses with every word his autistic man child utters is issuing threats he cannæ back up

Fuck off little boy, before I jab jab hook straight your insufferable runt mug into a fine paste

>>77588823
thought of running for congress?

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Want a girl who

-can put up with me
-I find attractive
-I can put up with

>>77588823
thought of running for presidency?

>>77588844
Well fuck off and go mope elsewhere, incase you haven't noticed this general is exclusively for Irish lads only. Fuck off you Aussie scumcunt.

should i eat a plate of plain pasta or drink a can of dr pepper

i can only choose one

>>77588832
no but I'm a senator

>>77588848
Good luck trying to get a yank to run

>>77588844
sorted the first but the latter points are tenuous

WAR

HUGH

WHAT ISSSSS IT GOOD FOR?

>>77588860
creasing

>>77588857
eat a banana

>>77588857
dr peps

>>77588860
>>77588871
Fuckjn aboriginal scumcunts get out

>>77588871
thats not how it goes
its:

WAR

HUGH

WHAT IIIIIIS IT GOOOOOD FOR?

>>77588882
Pipe down, southern ireland

>>77588860
Until Australia's get that tramp stamp off the flag....don't reply to us yanks

When can we put new worlders to the sword? Fucking abominations

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Toil all weekend lads

>>77588898
worst post i've ever seen

try to tax my fucking tea I dare you

>Australia's get that tramp stamp
NOT english

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>>77588898
um sweaty, you might want to get rid of the Spanish flag on yours then x

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the so called doggos

>>77588911
Cringed at this you yank queerboy could just imagine you uttering this in your effeminate little yanker wanker accent doon the local and getting laughed, derided and mocked by Th lads and hopefully a pint glass smashed ooer ur heed

>>77588844
I'll date you if you have a cute accent.

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>>77588919
>>77588912
>>77588896

triggered colonial subjects

go suck Elizabeth's cocks

>>77588935
slow down on the cider there

>>77588931
Look really ugly

>>77588931
Extremely ugly dogs

>>77588938
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>77588931
Oversized rodents

What's your go to breakfast

Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.

*Cheers and clapping from audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all

>>77588938
JANNNY WILL NOT BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

HATE people who say "doggo"

This Algerian was quite rude

>>77588931
Did you know that dogs prefer the company of humans than they do other dogs?

My point is that those two probably wish the other would not stand so close

>>77588964
yer mums fanny

doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo doggo

>>77588967
Same. "Doglad" or "dogbro" are both perfectly acceptable however.

>>77588974
>>77588972
Bit of a dip in post quality here, let's turn it around shall we?

>>77588965
Take this vile toilet humor elsewhere you immature little scumfuck - this was not in the least bit funny

Business idea: move to the UK and charm posh English girls with my laid-back Midwestern ways

>>77588964
Frosted Shreddies

might post my dogs but dont want to have them insulted

>>77588964
'nana

>>77588964
sugar puffs

remember the flat earth is real meme

>>77588995
I'll charm your face with my boot Ye trollop

NEED a culchie gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>77588964
Mountain of flapjacks (pancakes to you Brits [buttermilk cakes to you Scots {King Alfred's cakes if you're in Wessex}]) drenched in Maple Syrup, with a mound of cold butter on top, and a spoonful of the thickest Peanut Butter, and the a generous portion of Whipped Cream

Potatoe, Eggs, and Pork tortilla fit for a king.

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had enough of /brit/ for today

i'm a girl, and i might go out with someone in this thread if they don't use rude language

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I want a chinkstralian gf lads

>>77588964
your willy x

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>>77589027

>>77589015
What's with all the aggression la? Did your gf break up with you or something? Am I talking to Angrylad here?

shan't be opening that image

>>77589027
haggis

>>77589027
Would I? Yes. Yes I would.

>>77589027
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THE MODS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??

one time I set up a phishing scheme on myspace and phished the account myspace.com/donna and made a post asking what it felt like to finger a baby

>>77589016
Culchies are all unironically 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse and will happily beat a yank for the sake of watching you bleed, good luck!!

>>77588797
you can go with me hun
sorry for the late reply x

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just got engaged ladbuds

>>77589016
Mental to think that every single girl in that video sat down on a toilet and excreted a big stinking log of poo from her rectum sometime in the 24 hours before it was filmed

>>77589053
grim

>>77589027
honestly.. would

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>>77589053

>>77589053
Mmm what a fiery temptress

>>77589052
Tbf that redhead lad talking about John Deeres looked like a proper hardman, wouldn't want anything to do with him. Could heem the rest of them though.

>>77589081
me on a saturday morning ahah

Sick of conversing with you autistic morons. I need an organisation that understands complex ironic autistic humour but aren't all socially retarded unsuccessful rodent lowlifes like you people.

Should I join my local masonry lodge?

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when you really think about it lads, bilbo and frodo were pretty darn brave to venture on their own like they did

>>77589088
>wageslaves

sad!

wish i had more pics of her to post,

>>77589053
1. How old do you reckon this slag is? I would guess 42.

2. Why is one cheb so much smaller than the other?

dumb frogposter

>>77589109
would employ that no other poster reply to this post

Redheads are cute to be honest family

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>>77589100
>masonry
Protestants OUT

what else do i post before janny cleans up my shite

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The jewish gf

>>77589106
whom'st've're you quoting?

>>77589120
their pussy smell

not like you get some. haha

The next major world conflict will be a primarily air/naval war ala Falklands

>>77589103
frodo had sam

>>77589133
big if true

The bastards hung me in the spring of '25
But I am still alive

23 days til i fly to England for 10 months

>>77589137
but initially frodo was going to leave the shire on his own

10 months til i fly to England for 23 days

>>77589157
odd

I hold my willy with all four fingers and thumb when I wee

>>77589133
Only a knave would think this

Don't really care what you have to say to be honest

hatte the fucking yank prick who thinks hes funny. yeah, right.

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should i do my pilgrimage in mecca or london?

>>77589180
shhhhh i think he heard you

>>77589187
london
we should meet up

>>77589197
not a necklet so didn't even touch my shoulder

>>77589199
who bring the lube

:$

>>77589187
Are you really a muzmuz?

>>77588964
I don't eat until 5pm

>>77589243
whats for tea (dinner)?

WTF is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgJAGpHOek

>>77589251
That appears to ben ASian Giant Hornet Queen

>>77589247
Usually some kind of stew or pasta dish that I've made in advance. Stroganov is a favourite

does it eat people alive???

>>77589258
yeah whatever

bzz bzz I eat mexicans bzzzz

what??

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>>77589240
I worship tranny porn, trans6ual movies 1 and 2 are my holy relics, and eva cassini my prophet

>>77589289
this is good news for the slovakian poster

>>77589289
Used to work at a porn shop. We had these. Only had one customer who bought tranny porn and he was in his 80s

>>77589305
Probably because anyone younger doesn't buy porn lmao let alone tranny stuff

>>77589317
t. 80 year old man

>>77589322
Don't get the meaning of this post

>>77589285
>>77589285
>>77589285
>>77589285
>>77589285
>>77589285
>>77589285

>>77589317
you're right our customers were all over 35

>>77589322
t. sexy 14 years old chinese female in stocking living in sydney

fuck simon whistler