/asean/: qts edition

whats your opinion about Cebu city?

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>>77583672
Sex island
Like Baguio people tend to be delusional

>>77583650
Is sex tourism really that big in the Phillipines?
I have been cheking charts and the Phillipines receive less tourists than vietnam (7.9 million per year)
for a population of 100 million, I dont think a few million sexpats could do much scandal
maybe Im wrong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Tourism_rankings

>>77584234
no, you're right. nobody really wants to go to this shithole except for those sexpats, and sexpats don't even want to go here in the first place kek.

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>>77583650

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>>77583650
Urgh, of all the sceneries,local culture,architecture or traditional games that are available in the region you had to pick vomit inducing so early in the morning.

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Good morning, fellow NEETs.

Maybe if Eliot Rodger lives in his mom's country, he would be a normalfag.

>>77583650
>baseball caps
>nigga fashion
look tanned Koreans

I'm gonna ask again.
Anyone experienced working as TSR here? Is it easy to get into? How's the work? Is it always in night shifts? How's the pay?
Please, I need a job.

>>77587495
>easy to get into
you only need proper english
>how's the work
pretty hectic
>is it always in night shifts?
usually, but not always
>how's the pay
not too good, don't work there for too long.

>>77584234
Half of the tourists that arrive here are sexpats. The other half are meme backpacker cheapskates trying to gamble their lives in a third world country.

You can easily spot and count these vile and disgusting animals in the airport.

тecт

>>77587688
Finally, thanks!

Cambodian niggers

>>77583846
>asiansexdiary
I like that site

ooohhhh ride on time (ride on time) toki yo hashiridase
ai yo hikaridase me mo kuramu hodo....oooooo...
ooohhhh ride on time (ride on time) kokoro ni hi wo tsukete
tobidatsu tamashii ni okuru yo ride on time
o o o oh ride on time (ride on time) samayou omoi nara
yasashiku uketomete sotto tsutsunde
oooohhh ride on time (ride on time) kokoro ni hi wo tsukete
afureru yorokobi ni hirogare ride on time

i just found out my sister's things (she gone now) were fucking peed on by rats because my other sister left the box open and didnt put it back properly
im still mad shit, i punched a hole in her bedroom door and some more on her ceiling to calm myself but it didnt work
im going try beating the bitchiness out of this woman when she gets home

>>77584791
Shhh... maybe that's the only culture they have

neet here, what job should i try next

my last job was at a wiring harness factory

test

>>77589801
You passed, congratulations!

>>77588942
Call the exterminators to get rid of the rats.

Why haven't you watched Kimi no Na wa yet?

nice dead thread you got here

>>77590564
No bandwidth, shit speed. I'll watch it later if it's uploaded to youtube on 240p.

>/a/ is restricted to be visited by my ISP
>meanwhile i can still browse /int/, /e/, and /gif/

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>>77590670
My download is only like 600mb and it looks great.

>>77590692
get better isp

>>77590692
they know that the lewdposting in /a/ is overlimit tb-qh

>>77590692
Really? When I went there all of 4chan was blocked.

>>77590803
some small playa ISP still don't care about censorship in here

>>77590564
>>77590729
Tasteless and typical chiney cartoon movie. Although I liked the character design a bit.

>>77587495
Dont work for a nightshift anon.
t. Nightshift wagecuck

Globe has been ranged banned by 4chins.
Who did this, mga puta? I cant post from work.

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>>77591091
>tfw 12 hour nightshift wagecuck

>>77591113
>pic of christ-chan hanging
fucking delete

>>77588942
Can you replace her stuff? She's gonna be angry when she gets home to find her stuff peed on lmao.

>>77591465
shes dead

>>77588942
> i'm surrounded by dumb sisters
better make something out of it baka senpai

>>77591507
Oh fuck, I'm so sorry

>>77591113
What's your job? Security guard?

>>77590692
>/a/ is restricted to be visited by my ISP
TOP FUCKING KEK.
Better stop shitting up the thread.

>>77590692
Why is 4chan banned there? Is it because of offensive sexual content?

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Does SEA have kuruminas?

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i love sagiri so fucking much
why is this?

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Sagiri, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Sa-gee-ri: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Sa. Gi. Ri.

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>>77592765
cant believe i just typed that perfectly. oh well

>>77592192
RARE FLAG
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Just kidding, I know it's you Frenchie.

>>77592653
Because she's a cute.

>>77592765
Kirino is still better, though.

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>>77593345
>Kirino is still better
Delete yourself. And here I thought you were ok MKL

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>>77593491
>likes Sagiri
>hates Kirino

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Are you ready to help support our comrades in North Korea against the fight against American imperialism?

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>>77592653
>>77592765
>>77592899
>>77593491
>being nbrshitter

>>77593609
Remember their ninjas and sarin gas?

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>>77593558
Kirino is a pleaser of old men for opportunities whore how can anyone even like her
Now Sagiri is funsized authentic lover of oniichan how dare you even compare both of them

>>77593762
I dont hate BR, I hate KiriNO

>>77593905
Anon, I'm a Kuronekofag, but to call Kirino that is sick.

>>77593609
>Pyongyang sent diplomats early this year to Manila to appeal to the ASEAN chairman not to embarrass North Korea during the regional meeting, which foreign ministers of Japan, Russia, China, South Korea and the United States are due to attend.

I wonder what would made them feel more embarass?


>Pyongyang is expected to face pressure to halt its intermediate-range missile tests.

>"They wanted me to go there straight from China," he told a news conference. "As of now, there's no plan. We really have to consult with ASEAN, Japan, South Korea, China, Russia and the United States.
"It's a concerted effort on the Korean peninsula," he said, referring to efforts to de-escalate tensions, which ASEAN foreign ministers voiced concerns about in a statement at the ASEAN leaders' summit in April.
"Our stand has not changed," he added.

so if a cebu whore and a working class inbred englishman were to make a child it would be cancer incarnate right? like an utter runt

>>77594409
I wonder even if with combined asean powers do we really have a say in this

>>77594527
They are dependent on our palm oil for food and working in our coal mines before the assassination and fed them during their famine in the 90's but not sure about now.

>>77593345
>Just kidding, I know it's you Frenchie
I am, I'm just going there to see my cousins. What I'm wondering is why Indonesia banned 4chan.

>>77594847
Your images went viral in Indonesia, that's why.

>>77594489
I knew a half cebuana half irish woman. pretty ugly desu didnt even look half white at all

>>77595109
I thought it was blocked before it.

>>77595299
Don't listen to anon, they're obviously messing with you.

>>77595353
I hide the posts I dont like and right now I wanted to watch a new episode of Symphogear tonight.

>>77592192
Yes, our gov block everything.
They block Tumblr, Reddit, even they threat Facebook if they don't have Indonesian representative.
Recently they block Telegram because unlike NSA, they still can't decode telegram’s encryption.

This is the deadest /asean/ thread I've seen in a while. The thread was made before 8 AM, it's almost 8:15 PM but there are less than a hundred posts so far.

FLIPS ARE MESTIZO

>>77583650
filipino ""language"" is dead
it's just filipino == tagalog now

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>>77599033

>>77599033
And what was the filipino language before its untimely demise?

>>77599410
Filipino is supposed to be a mix of words from all languages in the Philippines. Now, the language is just 98% tagalog.

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Mum bought me chicken tendies

>>77599492
So nothings change

What a boring try hard topic

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>redditsuba gets another series
>mfw capitalistic cute fox girl s3 never
IT'S NOT FAIR.

>>77599710
kek mkl you can't even speak english properly

>>77597684
Everyone claims to be part Spanish yet no one looks Spanish and the family members themselves don't even know who the Spanish ancestor is.

Hindi porket may spanish surname ka e, may dugong espanol ka na. You're a filipino, live with it. Mukha kang pinoy, moreno ka, maliit ka, di ka maputi, wala namang masama ikakahiya mo pa.

Simply another form of racial inferiority complex.

>>77599896
For some reason especially here idgaf about that anymore
With all of the "why you speak foreign language no real culture Cuck meme"
Maybe on a professional or scholastic level I would.

>>77600586
Posters who uses trashy taglish triggers me more>>77600533

Either pick one or the other and use a flip dictionary to match those words as much as possible

Tho I think he purposely post like this to mock our language

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>>77600876
oh I'm mocking more than the language, trust me.

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>>77601159
I know
I'm not a new fag

Its not that hard to connect the dots

Netizen? More like alay sjwtizen goblok

>>77599576
I know only KFC does tendies, where you buy?

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how do I make my titi na tumigas pa na katulad ng marbles from my kapitbahay's fish tank?

>>77601348
Literally agitprop

>>77601348
Lol the irony of it all
Mocking something or someone else for the thing they use the most

>>77601777
Some Taiwanese chain at Mid Valley

>>77599576
How much GBP you need to exchange?

>>77601911
>>77602199
How lonely is your life that you have to samefag your own comment?

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>>77602475
Kek
Are you guilty or something did our comments hit your sweet spot

>>77602373
It's cheap tendies, so only 5

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>thinking that an edited screenshot will somehow disprove the i.p. count
>thinking that i'm also a macuck/dutiti supporter
I love how you desperately grasp at straws.

>>77601911
>>77602199
Let's see

What a civilized thread.

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>>77603846
Who ever it was we must be using the same WiFi as me

It really wouldn't matter if you are a dutdut or marcocuck cock sucker tho

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>must be using the same wifi as me
>thinking convoluted excuses like this will somehow drive you away from shaming yourself further
Dig, dig, dig. The grave must go deeper

>>77604093
I'm just glad you've triggered the tryhard taglish troll
Lol

>>77601348
You for you

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>now it thinks that I'm also somebody else
>"i-im not triggered at all lmao"
It just gets better and better

>>77602199
Or maybe it was this
either way here's a you

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Same IP count test

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>"poor me, i've been found out! don't worry, have this (you) from me to ease my unbearable shame!"
Just how mentally ill is this guy?

>>77606042
What if you put in duts name or some random police chief?

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Interesting, I wonder if this has the same IP count as well.
I have been rangeband twice now this week.

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>marawi still occupied by isis

Can you guys stop allowing norwegian betas to take your women? I don't want to see more of them. Also their kids look ridiculous

>>77596412
We should convert /asean/ to a loli general to fix this

>>77612082
>t. MKL

>>77612282
I think you are being close minded right now my friend
If we make the OP something like:
/asean/ loli edition: all lolicons welcome! Please ignore polshitters
We are sure to get alll the posters. Please believe me i am marketing major

>>77612475
>assuming loli can stop pinoy/pol/
Calling the party van now

Lolis are for plebs

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>>77616492
you are for plebs

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>>77616492
False.

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East asian women are better

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Be honest, which one?

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>>77617725
None. They all look like shit.
I'm gonna be a virgin for the rest of my life anyway, might at well up my standards to impossible levels.

>>77617603
Blond white woman>Ginger white woman> Japanese > ASEAN girls > others

Korean and Chinese are ugly as shit and looks fake.

>everyone in east asia and southeast asia acts normal by /int/ standards
>except korean or japanese posters
Why?

>>77620666
Because they're proxies? Or maybe because they are shitposters by nature?

But most important is why hasn't HiroMoot rangeban nips and gooks yet?

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Who else is /comfy/ mode now?

It's raining hard right now and im here frogposting/playing Horizon Zero Dawn and drinking Milo while wagecucks ate suffering for Mr. Chan.

>>77620666
That's because they aren't real gooks or Japs, but rather English teachers or US servicemen with too much internet time.

>>77621100
>raining habd
>oh fug babd to bed
>why work

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/26/vandals-costing-telekom-rm50mil-a-year/
Guys how do we fix vandals?
>>77610401
>600 dead
Wew lad, whatever happened to those who handled Zamboanga siege?

>>77621152
3/4 of those casualties are terrorists

109~ are soldiers, a dozen cops and the rest are civilians (there are more unaccounted for)

>Zamboanga siege
The MNLF weren't really prepared to hold out unlike the Maute group who planned the attack for 3 years plus Marawi/Lanao is literally a terrorist hotbed with tunnel networks, fortified housing and shit.

>>77621100
/comfy/ but actually in uni. going to take a quiz of my favourite subject, let's see how it goes :)

>>77621137
Did you ask for Mrs. Lee's permission to be absent today? She'll holding your wage this month if you don't.

>>77621328
Goodluck on your quiz, anon! Do your best.

>>77621378
>Mrs. Lee
*Mr. Joe

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>>77621250
They made tunnels and stock supplies for 500 fighters for 3 years without anyone noticing?
And I thought our commies are crazy living in tunnels by the hundreds for decades.
>>77621328
>favourite
>subject
>enjoying learning at all
Does not compute.
Did your lecturer stab you for complaining about the indian?

>>77584331
am a still a vile creature if i only want the ladyboys? Other than that i think i'd be a bit of a memepacker

>>77621702
>They made tunnels
No, tunnels were made by the residents of Marawi.

These tunnels serve as escape routes whenever conflict arises and these tunnels are common all throughout Mindanao.

Since Mindanao is an Africa-tier warlord shithole, the houses there are built like fortifications and normal mortars and 105mm artillery aren't enough to penetrate it hence the need for airstrikes since we don't have MBTs or modern fire support vehicles that have guns larger than .50cal.

The terrorists use these tunnels to quickly move from building to building and use the city's sewers to hide whenever airstrikes are being conducted. They also have sympathizers outside of the conflict zone who alert them whenever aircraft are flying sorties hence the need for Amerifat and Aussie P-3 Orions to scramble and disable signals.

Kumusta kayo! Naaalala niyo ba ang aking ipinaskil kung saan umangal ako tungkol sa kabiguan ng paggana ng aking asawa? Ako ay talagang hindi na dapat na sinasabi sa inyo ito...hindi siya nakakapanatili ng isang "buo" na pagtayo tulad ng dati-- kahit ang malakas na haltak o haltak ng kamay, o makapagbulas siya sa 1-3 minuto lamang.

Hoy sa lahat, ang pangalan ko ay Marie. Ako ay 32 taong gulang at narito ang aking kuwento.

Noong una para akong: OK, saan nakukuha ang lahat ng matatandang pilm ang kanilang tibay - sinubukan namin ang lahat ng maaari mong isipin, mula Viagra at iba pang pampatigas na tableta hanggang sa yoga o tantrikong bagay. Kalokohan - nananatiling malambot ang kanyang titi, hindi nagtatagal ang pagtatalik ng mas higit sa isang pares ng minuto.

Sumuko ako sa halos 6 na buwan. Nagdesisiyon ako na ang kanyang gene at kanyang pisikal na kondisyon, at wala nang magagawa pa tungkol dito. Pagkatapos ng lahat, hindi ko masabi na gusto ko siya tulad ng dati, ang pagkakaalam sa lahat ay magtatapos sa wala, hindi na ako nasisiyahan, mabibigo siya. Naramdaman kong lubos nang nawawalan ng tiwala ang aking nobyo...

>Tagalog
>Language

>>77622160
Ano ang ibig niyang sabihin rito?

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>>77617725
>mfw

Maybe 9 though

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>>77622160
>>77622295

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>Philippines can't even defeat ragtag bunch of terrorist with old rifles in one of their major cities

>Think they can challenge China in the Pacific

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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>>77610401
I think they are holding it out just extend martial law

>>77622160
Not bad
Loan words are nouns

Some flukes
Decision - nagpasiya
Condition - kalagayan
Physical - Pangkatawan

>>77622583
We can't let the Chinese terrorist win lol

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>>77622044
Flip anons how many of you have reinforced concrete roofs and escape tunnels?
I have never seen any escape tunnel other than the ones in my old high school.
Also aren't those armored cars using 20mm? They look similar to the Condor deathtraps commonly seen here.

>>77622668
>Flip anons how many of you have reinforced concrete roofs and escape tunnels?
Nobody here lives in Mindanao, a handful are just pretending. Maybe some Davaocucks and that's about it.

>Also aren't those armored cars using 20mm?
Wrong, .50 cal, 7.62 MG or 40mm AGLs. Some M-113s are equipped with Bushmaster 25mm RWCS.

The 90mm gun of our LAV-300 is basically a white elephant, the gun does not work and if it does there are no rounds since they've been decommissioned ages ago.

A Condor or a Pindad would be an immense upgrade over our 1960 armored vehicles.

>>77622583
No worries, our fleet of container ships will cut through their navy.

>>77621702
what no, diff subject. French class. I'm the top of my class, anon :)

>>77621436
Hey, hey just finished and it was all good. Stay /comfy/ friend!

>>77621850
>typical malay girl body
Nasik baik aku suka ;) yum yum

>>77622583
>that flag

Hmmm

>>77606042
So, I can just put anyone I like anonymously?

this would be great for revenge

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Why do Perodua cars have such ugly names? I know many of them are based on Malay words, but they still don't please the eye.

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>no classes until friday
prepare for loli pics my boys

>>77617725
1

>>77622917
>Condor
>Upgrade
Kek just ask Najib to give away the thing there is like thousands of them. Early MRAP design without engineering software simulation results in v hulls with high centre of gravity causing the thing to go tumbling down and killing everyone and kills more people than Sulu incident in Sabah. Along with getting RPG'D in Somalia frequent road deaths is part of the reason they wanted to eventually replace them all with AV8.
>>77623053
My pointers have been consistently near the top too but being bugged by everyone is driving me crazy and killing any fun in learning
>Abdul how do I solve this/translate this/solve slow simulation/simulate this/get past panda/mod skyrim/make Fallout 4 faster/my vidya won't start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I had to buy a small whiteboard and run clinic classes every mid term or study week that can last 4-5 hours and even the Nigerian keeps coming past midnight since my english skills are good enough to teach him.
NO OMYOJI NO MORE.

Going to do a two week Sex Tour in September. Any recommendations?

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>>77623582
>Any recommendations?
dont. prostitutes are dirty. stay to 2d

>>77623476
>kancil = mousedeer
>rusa = deer
>kembara = journey
>kenari = canary (bird)
>kelisa = arowana (fish)
>myvi = malaysia vision
>viva = life/live
>nautica = from the SEA
they're not ugly, it's easier to pronounce with two to three syllables for branding.

>>77617725
They're not very attractive but I guess I'd go with 10.

>>77623695
Those names make those cars export-unfriendly, though. At least Proton has more "international-friendly" names.

>>77623582
hope you've accepted the fact you're getting aids

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how do this pic make you feel

>>77623854
Aroused

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>>77623854
god what terrible english
>what did you feel when you saw this picture
>how do you feel about this picture
>at what state was your heart in the first time you gazed upon this picture

>>77623706
we don't bow down to angl*s.

>>77623706
>export-unfriendly,
even your name is a certain nip name, which is syllable based language, written in romaji. How's that not "export friendly" names?

>>77624006
>we don't bow down to angl*s.
Uh,what about Pergau dam and Thatcher deal?

>>77623582
Cebu. Do I need to say more?

>>77624047
His real name is based on a dead kike and some shit his parents found in an oldass fiction book.

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>>77623929
It's not terrible. He just conjugated to do wrong. Do not bully him or I will be forced to invade your country.

>>77624169
>a certain singer
>dead
>from a fiction book
No, she's a Japanese anison singer who retired last year.

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>>77624191

>>77624047
Hes conflating export-friendly with "names I personally don't like"

>>77624227
Not that indons, but he is referring to your IRL name, Jesus.

Frederik (a Finnish singer) Ezekiel (nigga from old testament) de Jesus (a fucking kike)

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>>77624332
de Jesus is a christianized indio surname

>>77624332
No, it's a fairly common name over in Sweden, apparently. That's also the name of the composer of the Finnish national anthem. Heard my parents gave me that name because they wanted a name with seven letters.

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Is this funny names thread now?

This tread is so dead. So dead that it accompany Risa Taneda rolling in her grave.

>>77624557
>Risa Taneda
>dead

>>77583650
How do we fix the tagalogs?

Genocide is easy mode

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>>77624470
Kontol, lads.

WALANG PASOK

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>>77624681
what reason did you tell your mom again Raul

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Yakin=believe
Untung=profit
Luganda=multiples
>>77624557
Isn't she pregnant or something?
I recall seeing someone posting that on /a/.

>>77624054
>not backing up fellow brethrens
>>>/r/reddit/

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hey guys im at work

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>>77625023
>actually expecting people to be your own wingman just because they share same flag
>instead of creating a solid argument backed with credible sources and refuting the response with well written and relevant retort
ISHYGDDT

>>77625023
But Dawn Raid was 4 decades ago and even Khalid is gone and Tun Ismail long dead.
It's all over but the crying

Wtf I love Nippon now.
https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/261117/japanese-student-wins-judges-hearts-intl-bahasa-melayu-public-speaking

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>>77625342
Also what more can be said when the constitution was written by anglos, the flagship is a Bong made frigate and probably millions fall for Sarawak Report.
That bong 'reporter' didn't even get the numbers of submarine right and people still believe her over actual reports by the navy.

>>77623717
Can't get AIDZ twice, dingus.

>>77624169
I'm banned from Cebu.

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I like the asian makeup girls do where it's pale and lots of blush

t. lover of beauty & son of retard

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>>77625484
why not yolo instead and do illegal things before offing yourself in a painless way? this is how i plan to go out, with a bang

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>>77583650
>cebu

How do we fix the Bisayans?

Genocide is easy mode

c'mon guys, phillipines is mexico of Asia, 75% of filipinos are mestizo.

https://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Malaysia&country2=Philippines&city1=Kuala+Lumpur&city2=Manila

>Kuala Lumpur is more dangerous than Manila
Wtf is wrong with this site?

I hate philippines even through i lived there

>>77626431
Kuala Lumpur is a dangerous shithole, shootings,bombing and roving gang rape gangs are a daily occurance there.
You drive there alone at night you get raped.

>>77626507
Sheeeit, please legalize guns and I will surely move to KL.

>>77626431
>Numbeo
Shit source, that's the same site that claimed Davao is the safest city in the world.

>>77625405
>get RM20,000 speaking my native language
pepek ah mana duit aku

>>77626530
Guns won't save you from accident impacts. There are indian gangs who pour oil on the road and when your car slipped and hit something they would bring tow trucks and you have to pay them or get implications.
Just 2 weeks ago a nurse found an IED made from firecracker explosives taped to her car and this week a chinese special investigation officer from federal police HQ was found dead in double suicide with his Vietnamese lover.

why isnt malay the official language of philippians

>>77626642
They are too stronk to be conquered by Brunei empire.

>>77626642
It was never really a major language over here except maybe in parts of what is today ARMM. Tagalog was the lingua franca of Luzon while Cebuano/Bisaya was the lingua franca of Visayas, though I think Tagalog was somewhat more widespread during the Spanish era since it was the language of Manila. Even the non-Tagalogs as far as I know, if they didn't write in Spanish, they would write in Tagalog. Rizal however did learn Bisaya and several other languages and used them during his exile in Dapitan.

>>77626636
Don't worry I will join the pajeet gangsta and raep hot chinese-malaysian.

>>77626642
They haven't realized the importance and benefits of mutually eligible trans-national lingua franca such as Bahasa.

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>>77626696
Are you bad enough dude to join Satu Hati and defeat Hai San?

>>77620121
This. I love blondes. Too bad they won't love me ;_;

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>>77626840
Yes! But before that I will do the ritualistic poo on their front porch as a sign of domination and signalling the beginning of gang war.

>>77626054
bitch imma cut u

>>77626642
because who can speak malay will migrate to nusantara.

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>>77583650
>qts
Gross, flips need to get some standards.

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>>77628462
it was joke, we Filipinos actually prefer lolis

>>77624569
>>77624775
Come on, senpaitachi. That's clearly a meme.

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>his country doesn't have indefinite martial law

>>77583650
More pics of the one on the left?

If she is 18 I'd like to cum on her braces.

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>>77628984
What is martial law? Is it a law where you have to learn martial arts? Like kung-fu or karate?

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>>77629094
Darurat militer

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>>77629094
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=martial+law

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>try nvidia
>ok its shit remove
>apt autoremove nvidia-driver (insert fuckload of other dependencies it used)
>complete
>ok lets check our package count
>6 more compared to before i installed nvidia-driver despite removing literally everything
reeeeeEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA my minimal install now i have to do it again from the very fucking start aaaaaaaaaaaahh fuck you nvidia fuck hAAAAAAAAA FUCKING JEWS PLEASE PLEASE GET OUT OF MY LIFE I BEG YOU

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>tfw too scared to go out and socialize since I just moved in and my tagalog is terrible
>tfw data is running out

tulongan mo ako

tolong aku korang

>>77630257
In which part of Metro Manila are you? If your tagalog is terrible, just speak in engrish. You can always pretend to be some flip who grew up abroad or something

>>77631099
I try my very best to speak tagalog even when they realize im bad at it and speak to me in english, it feels very embarrasing desu plus I live in cavite

>>77631126
Eh don't be. If they laugh, just laugh it off as well and dont act like a fucking beta. I'm pretty sure they appreciate you trying. Also if you're using smart prepaid, try GIGA99 to 9999. 3GB of mobile data for 7days. What are you even doing in Cavite anyway?

>>77631261
I'm studying here breh, how does load work? if I text GIGA99, How do I pay for it? I always relied on a line instead of pre paid

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Does anyone knows a weed dealer in QC?
I wanna make this weekend more /comfier/.
Don't tell Dutiti pls.

>>77631416
How do I be cool desu

>>77631416
I know an old couple who has arthritis that grows thier own and sells the excess buts its in Dumagete.

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Greetings from Indonesian's 4chan
Here are our premier creation
https://soundcloud.com/arif-muzaki/sekumpulan-wibu-bernyanyi-youkoso-japari-park-e

Can YOUR cunt's imageboard get something done, /asean/?

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Remember to vote for Cuckatan Harapan in the election :)

>laptop slow
>disk space down to about 55 GB
>deleting files is not helping much
>can't move to external hard disk because it's already used for backing up and it's down to around the same amount of space
What to do?

>>77631839
We don't even have our own image board anymore, it shut down last year.

>>77631870
Who?

>>77631870
Too many chink

>>77631911
Install gentoo

>>77631968
>switching to Linux
Nah, I'll stick to Windows, flaws aside.

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>>77631911
>Who?

the biggest gathering of cuckolds under one roof.

people gripe about Najib but at least he's not as fucking clueless as these losers.

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>>77631870
But muh East Coast Railway

>>77632062
I only recognize Mahathir, Anwar, and his wife.

>>77632006
To be seriously windows sometimes getting slow after years of use and need to be reinstalled. That if your problem is in software.
For storage issue, recently I just converted my 1 gigabyte .gif collections into 50 mb .webm videos. Also upload my pictures to free unlimited google photos. But I don't see how 55gb disk space slowing down a computer.

>>77632108
>Mahathir, Anwar, and his wife.

yup and they're now all working together to contest against the current government. despite all that shit that went down between Mahathir and Anwar they decided to be buddies now.

Pay no attention to the other names on that list. they're all rejects from the current coalition and a wannabe dictator like LKY that hasn't achieve anything throughout his 50 years as a politician.

Its depressing that this is the best the opposition can muster. pathetic.

titi ng pukik baho

>>77632157
Well my laptop is a bit busted with broken bits here and there, and I think the hard drive could die at anytime. I already got a few blue screens and everytime I turn it on it takes up to 20 minutes for the thing to actually start running because it sometimes gets stuck at the desktop. I think part of the problem might be due to startup programs, though.

>>77632235
As they say in politics over here, there are no permanent friends or enemies, only permanent interests. That, or the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

>>77632273
It's time for ssd my friend.
You'll never going back

>>77632314
Those are freaking expensive. I already have a Seagate 1TB disk drive that cost me a few thousand pesos. I can't afford another drive at the moment.

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>>77632336
Get the cheapest one. I use something about $35 120gb. Should be enough for system a few games.
Your old hdd can then be used as external drive too. I also have this dell eksternal hdd which can be separated as a sata-to-usb. See if yours have this feature too. Very comfy.

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yall fellas should try to join the European Union
ASEAN is a meme union tbhq and will never be advanced as the EU

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>>77631946
Mostly chinks left after they backstabbed their own state minister of the richest state.
>>77632062
Not to fond of Jibby's LMS chink boat though, US$68m for a gunboat is a ripoff when for the same price we can build 3 better gunboats ourself/buy a makassar class/2 decently armed german boats.
That price is high even if it includes contract for spare parts.

>>77632601
Yeah, says the country that was abandoned by Montenegro.

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>>77631946
Mostly chinks left after they backstabbed their own state minister of the richest state.
>>77632062
Not to fond of Jibby's LMS chink boat though, US$68m for a gunboat is a ripoff when for the same price we can build 3 better gunboats ourself/buy a makassar class/2 decently armed german boats.
That price is high even if it includes contract for spare parts.

>>77632336
SSD's worth the price. I bought mine in the US, cos prices here are too expensive.

Given how He hates America and loves China, and how most Filipinos are pretty much the opposite, I'm kind of surprised His popularity hasn't taken a beating.

Whoops accidental double post, Maxis have been crappy today.
>>77632601
But I don't want more refugees.

>>77632878
Who says we hate China? Only those tagalog peabrains hates everything.

t. Not a Binondo resident or Bisaya

>>77633072
The north does for taking our fishing teritories.

We hated them since time memorium
Is this by the new shill mantra?

The only one that doesn't hate china are the NPA and commies and separatist

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/27/sevenyearold-boy-raped-girl-report-made-after-child-complains-of-pain/
Thoughts?

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>>77632878
It often get buried by shills

Some old church bell is more important than our sea territories right now

>>77633199
>“It is very rare for penetration to happen among very young boys, although there have been such cases, which are mostly attributed to surroundings and upbringing,” he said, adding that if a child had an erection, it would have lasted just for a while and not to the extent of penetration.
Is this the birth of our own BBC?

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Does the paid chink shills here have our own survey of which country we like or anyone?

Did china went up?

>>77632273
Just do a clean re-install. Problem solved. Backup your files first, of course.

>tfw no Malay gf named Shafiqah

>>77633758
Shafiqah are sluts

>>77633945
who is the most pure then

>>77633945
DELET
Shafiqah is my cousin's name.

>>77633432
Rapist used his fingers la

>>77633199
Bfm radio called a lawyer and she (lawyer) said kid can't be prosecuted because he's under 10, something bout mental capacity.

>>77634068
c-can I say hi to her

Is the Philippines 4chan biggest country user in the region?

>>77634155
But she is away studying in spiderland.

>>77634259
reeeeeeeeeee

>>77634236
I think we're second only to Japan when it comes to 4chan users, at least in /int/. In /sp/ we're around the third or fourth.

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We must ensure the existence of the Malay race!

>>77631282
I think it only works for prepaid numbers. Just go buy a smart prepaid SIM, buy P100 load (either card or from some sari sari store or convenience store) then GIGA99 to 9999 that shit.

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>>77633647
>>77632878
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2017/01/12/1662045/poll-filipinos-distrust-china-russia?nomobile=1

Do you think this will change

>A huge majority of Filipinos also trust the United Nations (74 percent), which has been calling on Duterte to stop extrajudicial killings of drug suspects in the country.

>According to the survey, 61 percent of Filipinos distrust China while 58 percent share the same opinion with Russia.

>>77634350
>Brunei
>WE WUZ MUHAMMAD'S COMPANIONS AND SHEIT
>Philippines
>WE WUZ CONQUISTADORS AND SHEIT
>Malaysia
?

>>77634452
Malaysia had a certain event which had a certain singer as a guest.

>>77634475
ZITTO ANIMALE

>>77634332
Yeah but I meant in the Southeast Asian sense. Make a ranking over which ASEAN country use 4chan the most.

>>77634420
so I have prepaid SIM with 0 load

so I fork out P100 to load it with that amount

then I text GIGA99 to 9999? is that how it works? pls dont bully

>>77634532
Then that would be yes, by a considerable margin. You could look at desuarchive.org/int/statistics for the full data.

>>77633195
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/158865/pdp-laban-learn-ideology-communist-party-china

And the new PDP laban party

>"For instance, they want to know how the CPC was organized, how they make decisions, how they practice in the CPC, how they work,” a senior provincial official told reporters on Sunday, July 16.

>Senate President Aquilino Pimentel III, president of PDP-Laban, also supposedly discussed cooperation for “party-building,” when he met with senior CPC officials in Fujian last month.

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Traps are Halal

>>77634634
Not a Muslim but:
Traps = Gay
Gay = Haram
Therefore: Traps = Haram

why is the transportation here so shit

>>77634696
Politics, conflicting business interests, and not enough government budget.

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>>77634696
Learning more about the lrt1 made me so mad

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>>77634685
But what if im not a boy??

>>77634685
Depend on what you're gonna do with the traps, implying you're gonna touchy touchy them
Touching women = haram
touching men = halal
there is only men and women in islam, no inbetween, then traps are considered men.
touching traps = halal.

>>77634584
Gotta compile it now:
1. Philippines
2. Indonesia
3. Malaysia
4. Thailand
5. Singapore
6. Vietnam
7. Brunei
8. Myanmar
9. Cambodia
10. Laos

>>77634794
Then technically it's not gay.

I propose we split up this country into Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao

>>77634804
>10. Laos
Ouch.

>>77633647
Given how Koreaboo we are, I'm surprised our rating of Koreans isn't higher. Also, weird how low the ratings for Indians are in those countries considering how many Indians there are here.

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>>77634804
>7. Brunei
Kinda expected since most of us are brainwashed idiots that believe praying will solve everything

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>>77634832

Hello Mary talk to me pls

>>77634961
Edgy

>>77635044
>Masbate and Palawan will be part of Visayas
I don't want to put Visayans down, but that person is cringeworthy. GMA already tried to move Palawan to Visayas and the people of Palawan themselves were against it. As in, they were really mad, to the point that the plan had to be shelved.

Also, saying that Visayas and Mindanao are united is kind of cheating considering a majority of Mindanao's population consists of migrants from the Visayans. In fact, as far as I know, the native Mindanaoans are generally peace-loving and in fact they want more unity, not division (extremists not withstanding).

post Bisaya power

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>>77635107
Life would be so much better if we were just palawan

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>>77635087
Silly anon, how can i be edgy if i post traps? Well in my experienced anyway, everyone here seems to be dependent to god.

>get depression because of family problems
>school grades dropping harder than oil prices
>get sent to meet school counselor
>listen here boy pray harder to god and he'll take your depression away
>its god testing your faith child just pray to him
>do zikir more child allah loves you child
>read quran more also child even if you dont understand it
>depression never went away for the whole alevel year
>get shit grades but somewhat enough to apply university
>never consult to anyone about my problems again

>>77635210
>Life would be so much better
But muh typhoon shield

>>77635084
>tfw I will never hear from her again
;_;

>>77635305
*tips fedora*

>>77635305
Enjoy your depression, faggot.

>>77635355
Ali, yuo are abang besar now and you must have children, will you marry
>Shafiqah, devoted Muslim who wears Tudung when shes bathing?
>Natasya, modern career minded woman who studied abroad?

or

>Pillow Case of Kumiko

>>77635411
>>77635435
Nuke Brunei pls

>>77635650
Nuke is expensive. We'll give you haze instead.

>>77635706

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>>77635669

Kek everytime. Why do Indonesians burn their forest now and then anyways?

>>77635751
Illegal logging, and malaysia is the culprit.

>tfw no girls want to talk to me
>tfw no asean qt gf
>tfw the grill who comes here never replies to me either
any other girls here? want to talk to me??