/asean/

Make Philippines great again

>>77635734
how

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>>77635750
A Philippine version of American Dream of course!

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>>77635706
when will indonesia annex malaysia

>>77636030
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Power_Defence_Arrangements
They gonna need help from Singapore to backstab us in order to get a landing force on us.

>>77635706
>>77635775
Is this a match made in heaven?

>>77636030
When will Malaysia annex Brunei? Government is bringing us nowhere.

>>77636141
That would never happen. You were invited before and you declined. After what happened with Singapore, I think they're wary of having more states join, the ethnic Malay states in Thailand notwithstanding.

>>77636030
Doesnt matter, but how will thailand stop being a place where white people go for a quick sex tourist shithole?

>>77636173
Will China try to annex Brunei in the near future?

>>77635734
>again

>>77636458
We were great before a certain Ilocano and a certain Waray ruined everything.

>>77636506
who?

>>77636527
William Saunders and Jane Ryan.

>>77636527
aquinos

>>77636567
>>77636582
>implying this shithole was respectable

>chef is mad in group whatsapp
>my inner autism cut off one of his many rants
>he tears me a new one
S-sorry chef ;-;

>>77636030
Is it possible for two countries to join up forces?
Like, one day they went;
>"Hey, we have many similarities historical and cultural."
>"Why not join together and make Nusantara great again?"
>"Damn nigga, that'd be cool, I'm in homie"
Thus federation of Nusantara was born.

>>77636030
Return back everything that touches the sea. Malay rightfully clays. Thai are river people, not maritimes.

>>77636888
I did it again, tried to apologize but he told me to shut up.
Why am I weird, /asean/?

>>77636888
>>77637372
You need to impress him with your orgasmically mindblowing cooking to gain his favor back. Seriously, I watched anime.

Or maybe you can give your boipussy to him.

>>77637460
Okay, I will give my boipussy. Will he accept it?

>>77637460
I can't into Yakitate!Japan-tier food to blow his mind. Besides, he has 20years exp. and I haven't even started cooking professionaly.
>boipussi
I'm ugly gan, that's why I decided for kitchen instead front desk.

>>77637580
I'll gladly take yours, bro ;^)

Are we rare?

>>77637622
Sorry I don't have boipussy.

>>77637622
It means that you need to train more because you are typical idiot-genius shonen protag. Luckily a genki girl and a tsundere girl will be your partners in this ecchi-harem-comedy. Also you will find a cooking rival from faraway land (that pajeet guy maybe?).

>>77637746
No. The rarest are Laos and Myammar.

>>77637760
I refuse to accept a girl (female) is here so hey, ada mulut kan? ;^)

>>77637839
>shonen
>ecchi
>genki
>tsundere
Explain these terms and I'll compare them to what's happening now

>>77636030
Malaysia is the Prussia to Indognesial's Habsburg empire, a decrepit, bloated, decaying corpse which will soon be decisively crushed and defeated.

Malaysia is the natural leader of ASEAN and Islamic Southeast Asia generally. Its only serious rivals for control of the region are the Philippines and China.

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>>77636567
Lmao

Good one

>>77638065
Tak nak...merokok oi oi, taknak merokok oi oi, taknak merokok, ketipong payung.

>>77638065
Uhhh... just succumb you boipussy then famalam.

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WTF

What an ASSHOLE.

>tfw no girls want to talk to me
>tfw no asean qt gf
>tfw the grill who comes here never replies to me either
any other girls here? want to talk to me???

>>77638185
Is Najib von Bismarck the Kaiser that we need?

>>77638424
nice pun
now show your flat chest, Shafiqah

>>77638537
>clothed; nice plump ass
>revealed; crusty ass with """browning""" near the hole
No gays for me then ;-;

>>77638758
Maybe he's really into those things.

FUCK WEEBS

>>77636362
>tries to bant me over sex tourism
>porn capital of the world

>>77638906
if benis-in-vagina/boipucci then yes, boi grill i like whatever

>>77639108
i'll have access to your boipucci soon enough, bitch.

>>77638706
Girls are overrated anyway.

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>>77639137
Gays and """"""""""""""""traps"""""""""""""""' should be shot dumb nigger

>>77639293
not before you get violated you little slut

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>>77639313
America should have done us a favor and napalmed your village

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>>77639342
i'll spear you good, and spear you i will

>>77638572
Yes

Keep poking the sleeping giant and sleep with the enemy

He's begging to be removed from office

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Hey /asean/ what's the colour of your crotch?

My thighs are chink-tier white but then my crotch goes to mamak-tier black.
Posted a few times on rate threads and they told me stop holding my boyfriends' (i wish i had one) cock.

Hey SEA, what is your relationship to China? How do you feel about growing Chinese influence in Myanmar? How is your economy projected to grow in the next few decades?

>>77639560
I'm not sure what my reaction should be. But first thing first, are you a girl?

>>77639643
guy (male)
due to skin colour contrasts, they'd think i was holding somene elses cock :(

>>77638572
He is still mad about not getting a US visa

Of its former colonizers who does the Philippines hate the most today: Spain or USA?

>>77639774
nobody gives a fuck about spen
many like the USA

>>77639774
Lots of people still like the US, even if our beloved president hates them. Lots of people don't think too much about Spain anymore, I guess they're over the ~300 year span where they colonized us, but they can't get over some bells the Americans took from us.

>>77639704
>guy (male)
SAD!

>>77639900
everything that spain did (good or bad) was practically overshadowed by the americans and japanese. the only ones that seem to think about spain are the ones that are curious why we don't care about them; only to find out that they really don't give a damn.

>>77639774
I like USA before, but after a closer look at our history i think i hate usa and probably the worst one of all.

>>77640053
Fair enough. Our conquest and counter-insurgency tactics in the Philippines after the Spanish-American war were pretty horrific.

>>77638706
You have a son, Bruce. Think about him for once.
>>77639560
>>77639704
Wanna see (((OwO)))

>>77639154
true dat
>>77640243
nah mate I dont think a virgin can have a son

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>>77640425
so small LOL!

What the fuck did I just see I need a goddamn brain bleach

>>77640518
i'm not erect lah, but yeah even erect just around 5.5"

>>77640528
it's afraid

>>77640425
Why are SEAsians so gay

There goes my dinner

Oh Allah just nuke this shithole once and for all

So what's the strongest economy in Southeast Asia that isn't Singapore?

>>77640871
u are praying to the wrong god my man. only Yaweh can nuke this shithole

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77640967
Allah and Yahweh are both names for the Abrahamic God you imbecile

AAAAAAA I was just about to go to sleep damnit!

;3
i'm flattered
may this day be remembered along with frenchies bush and others who came before

>>77640925
We are a member of G20 and the highest in GDP ranking (nominal and PPP), so Indonesia maybe?

>>77641073
different concepts though u dingus

>>77635706
Pajeet here, bow down to your proper overlord.

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>went out for a week
>come back to see /asean/
>saw boipucci
french grill strip tease still numbah 1

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If malay benis still exists after 300 posts.

I will believe in /asean/ unity

>>77641131
Fuck off faggot

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>>77639774
It depends on the topic

When we are being shamed for having no culture we hate Spain.
When we are being shamed for being a pet then the USA
Only Japan get away with it which is much worst and a lot more shameful

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>>77640925

>>77636030
Never I guess. This country is doomed from the beginning.

>>77641300
>french grill strip tease still numbah 1
what did i miss??
i want to see!!

when you ironically posting retarded stuff for shits and giggles you'll end up with actual retard thinking this is their place

>>77641715
Now we got literal autists shitting the place.

>>77641836
i'd like to try fscchan as alternative but it's too slow

>>77641698
>what did i miss??
Tits and pussy, not even joking.

>>77641940
Do you have local 2ch there?

>>77641988
no

>>77642023
How about Lolwat?

>>77642079
The place where rich chink kids go to complain about how oppressed they are.

>>77642357
Sounds like Kakus and Plebbit.

Seeing flips attack the credibility of oxford as an institution, Is just downright hilarious.
How does lyceum and San Beda stock up against it?

>>77641988
>Tits and pussy, not even joking.
pls show me
i want to see

>>77642938
Can't, she'll get mad. Check the archive.

>>77643036
She's not even here anymore brah.

>>77643376
Who is this >>77635734 then ?

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>>77643511
Oh damn !

>>77643036
it's gone.

>>77644097
It's still there, I just checked it.

>>77644265
that's weird, i can only see 3 threads in the archive and they don't have it

>>77644733
>what is desuarchive
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/74209617
Boy, am I tired dealing with these newfriends.

And why is that dick pic is still there???

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>>77644917
salamat very much

Can't sleep.

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>just found out that in my country i can't import a used car in a one built, unless it was deconstructed first parts by parts
>even for private collection

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77636977
what would a nusantara flag look like

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>ASEAN will never reach EU tier of prosperity

>>77635734
The Philippines was never great, according to my Filipino friends and co-workers. In fact, despite the insane violent crimes, terrorism, poverty-incidence, malnutrition, and overpopulation the Filipinos are suffering from, the Philippines hasn't been this economically prosperous and well-off as it is now.

Even their life expectancy and fertility rate has been the highest and lowest, respectively, since the Filipino government has been recording and reporting it. It's kinda sad when you think about it. Even North Korea boasts a better life expectancy, HDI, and fertility rate than the Philippines, despite their oppressive government and lower economic productivity.

Mengantuk

>>77636030
well they need your help with your backstabbing ability

>>77650504
Well thailand's "prosperity" is dragging ASEAN down

morning, /asean/
time to get ready for work!

>>77655845
Morning, I'm about to get off work.

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION WHERE I CAN LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE VERY WELL IN CHINA
HELP I BEG YOU
A GUIDE A BOOK ANYTHING

>>77659437
Go to Singapore.

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>>77660413
I'M SERIOUS MATE SHIT IS GETTING REAL AND I'LL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE ON CHINA

PLEASE HAVE MERCY AND POINT ME TO SOMETHING.

>>77660577
I've told you already and actually point to it, go to Singapore. They're fluent in English - Chinese that easy for you to understand. Do you like to do online classes or going to actual rl classes? Singapore based classes would suffice for you to talk with Chinese. Or classic way would be, move to China for 3 years and live among the local Chinese there.

>>77650504
But Malaysia is just behind Poland, maybe in 2 decades we will be as rich as Poland and Greece.
>>77660822
The lack of google is pretty crippling though, at least in Japan using wifi and google can get you around.
Shanghai folks have decent english but not sure about the rest of coastal cities.

>>77660822
Isn't there any way in which I can prepare until I'm ready for the trip? I'm surely going to do this if I have the chance, but I'd like some resources to study on my own.

>>77661552
How long do you have, Brazil?

>>77661552
>>77661840
At any rate, if you are starting from nothing, work on pinyin and proper pronunciation. Shitty tones can literally make you unintelligible despite what some people say. Also gets you a lot of respect.

To avoid getting bored quickly, supplement your pinyin study by learning some phrases from the videos here. Pay very close attention to pronunciation.
https://chinesepod.com/library/channels/list/newbie/

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>>77648435
Historically speaking, it's no different from our current flag, so yeah our flag wasn't based on Poland. Its naval jack (which we still use to this very day) also resembles a particular flag from a certain anglo nation, but I cannot remember which.

asalamu alaikum

>>77664154
waalaikum salam
pls state your full name before being sent to Malaysia for mail order bride :)

>>77664515
Maria Ozawa Kanina of Quezon City

>>77642763
San beda is known as the gay uni like legit many gays there
if that has any value

>according to a thread right now on /int/, /pol/ actually discourages college or any form of higher education
>/pol/ is actually anti-intellectual and want people to be dumb
>/pol doesn't want people to learn critical skills and understand how the world works
>/pol/ hates education
Why is this allowed?

>>77664901
LGBT rights was a mistake

>>77661995
Well I'm very VERY good at picking up pronunciation, so that's not a worry but holly shit how do you guys deal with having so many different symbols, one for each word? I reckon there probably different variations for the same word.

>>77664951
If they posses any resemblance of actual intelligence they wouldn't browse that board on the first place.

How come UNTV Cup and UAAP games are decently attended, but PBA games are almost always poorly attended unless it's a Ginebra game or it's held in the provinces?

>>77664951
/pol/ in general discourages any sort of university course that's not included in STEM such as humanitarians, although I know there's at least one professor from that area which most like.

>>77665348
Not that anon, but why is that so? Why don't they like learning?

>>77665362
coz da joos

>>77665362
Because in america in general there isn't much learning per se in several courses outside of STEM, and the prospect of being hired in the field you studied is VERY small. Couple that with the loans they take to pay university and it's simply not practical. That's not even getting into the whole political mess.

>>77665377
If they don't like Jews, they could go to a secular or Christian university then. Or study in a country where Jews are virtually non-existent (like China).

>>77664951
>/pol/
There's your answer.

>asked question in group whatsapp
>no one responds for a couple of days
>ask again today, with aggressive tone
>one (1) guy responds but scolds me for being aggressive
FUXKING NORMIES I KNOW YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS THATS WHY YOU WONT CHECK GROUP STUFF BUT IM ALONE AND I NEED YOUR HELP

FUCK YOU NORMIES

>>77665704
add me, bang, ade cute chicas tk?

>>77665713
Class group so sorry familia, besides only 2 chicks good enough to bang. Others are fatties.

But still, FUCK THEM I SPENT MY TIME AND MONEY HELPING YOU BUT WHEN I NEED YOUR HELP YOU FUCKING IGNORE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77665218
Why does people even mention tones when teaching mandarin? Most languages written with roman letters use accents on their vowels in several circumstances, when I was first looking at the lessons I thought that was the case, but now I see entire sections dedicated to tones and I'm getting confused, did I miss something?

>>77665800
bro, dont waste your time on them, are group projects important in Malaysian schools?

>>77665704
>>77665800
Hang in there man

>>77665847
Tonal language, same word may have different meaning in different tones, if you pronounce a word in wrong tone people may slap your filthy mouth. Give up mandarin already, Jose. Like I did.

>>77665901
but how will I impress my classmates

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>>77665901
I can't, really.

Also from what I'm gathering it's literally like accents, I mean here in brazil we learn that simply because something has the same combination of vowel and consonant the phonetic is not the same if there's accent such as `, ´ or ^ modifying the letter.

It's just english that's the easymode of languages.

>>77665924
>but how will I impress my classmates
Get an Italian sportscar.

>>77665947
>italian sportscar
>philippines

oh sukarno

>>77665979
There are Lamborghini, Ferrari, and Maserati showrooms here. I've seen a few Ferraris here a few times; strangest time was when I saw one in a rather run-down part of Malate.

just saw a qt with a tudung

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Why does indonesia do so much genocide

>>77665939
>"Altogether there are over 50,000 characters, though a comprehensive modern dictionary will rarely list over 20,000 in use. An educated Chinese person will know about 8,000 characters, but you will only need about 2-3,000 to be able to read a newspaper."
Can you memorize 3000 differently shaped moonrunes? Some of them have strikingly similar pronunciation, with only the tone to help you differentiate them.

>>77666029
But America, we learned from the best and we aren't alone in this region.

How do I learn Bahasa Malaysia?

>>77666032
Most Chinese (and thus Japanese) characters are made up of one or more existing characters called radicals. Once you memorize the radicals it becomes somewhat easier to learn more characters since many are just combinations, although of course it's still a challenge.

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>>77666032
Well yes actually, everyone can, it's as simple as memorizing the generic shape of the idea of an object. The difficulty would be on the fact that I'm simply not used to said system.


I reckon that with enough reading material I can do it.

I got to pic related without any courses or professional help.

>>77666087
Buy dictionary then use the literal translation with english grammar and its functional enough. Maybe slap in english terms too if you forgot the words or even mandarin or tamil if you are talking to chinese or indian.

>>77666154
How can we solve the Indian gang problem

>>77666050
What do you mean by this

>>77666099
Yes, radicals are like like Katakana in Japanese, but more complex than that.

>>77666104
You can't learn it just by reading, find some online lessons, watch youtube if you can.

>>77666087
Watch Upin Ipin je lah. Belajar cakap melayu tu senang je!

>>77665866
probably some bullshit corporate tactic to """promote communication"""
it's like they don't know group work consists of one guy doing everything and the others taking credit.

>>77665868
You too, man. Hang in there, Abdul.

>>77666239
I can learn the written language, pronunciation is another demon altogether.

>>77666219
Gee, America. You and your Anglo brethren were an inspiration for us.

>>77666239
>like like
Guess it's time to stop 4channing.

>>77666087
By becoming a PATI.

>>77666029
There's nothing wrong with killing communists.

>>77666600
It wasn't just communists who were killed though, the Papuans and Timorese also suffered a lot.

>>77666670
Fretilin are commie though

capek nih
pijitin dong

>>77666904
Mau pijat aja atau yg spesial, Mas?

>>77666950
mau yg spesial. gratis aja yah

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>>77667096
Yg spesial yg pakai telur, Mas.

>>77650504
blame cambodia, burma, and thailand

>>77667562
And LAOS!

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>>77667562
>poonesia

entah kenapa gw mimpi makan sampai puas bikin gw lebih bahagia daripada mimpi lainnya

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>>77667713
defecating in the open can be meant opened vbiew, which means can be seen and the one who take a shit can see outside too
as you can see, yes most of our rurals take shit outside, but usually covering their butt or lower half in process, just like in this pic

>>77667823
Designated shitting cubicle

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>>77667823
Are we even supposed to be proud of that?

>>77667868
at leats our rurals are thinking about covering their lowers, not like pajeets

>>77667901
i better do that, rather than thinking ":It's normal to shitting and talking together with your pajeet friends at such a designated shitting street"

>>77667901
Of course not, you need to get more extreme such as shitting in volcanoes.

>>77667823
>DESIGNATED

>Indianesia

>>77668106
>>77668060
it's better because it's not like India
>taking shit
>not covering
>"Oh hey prabu jarjeeta singh, can i take a shit with you too?"
>"Sure why not, go on, let it go bro"

while us like this
>take a shit at a covered cubicle
>covering your half lower
>suddenly someone walked by
>"HEY GET OUT FROM MY SIGHT, I AM TAKING SHIT RIGHT NOW!"

>>77668169
POO
IN
THE
LOO

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>Indopoo

aq mau dipijit

>>77668363
>he needs to wait his shitting time until his government build him a proper loo

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/28/online-romance-turns-into-nightmare-retired-us-womans-sweetheart-swindles-her-out-of-more-than-rm1mi/
>african romeo scams 77year old american
How do we stop the BBC?

>>77668457
stop funding African students.

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>>77668451
>designated shitting cube

>>77668457
Rooble the Somali pirate?

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i just finished inception and interstellar and i didnt understand a thing
>tfw to brainlet for nolan movies

>>77669302
Just go watch Dunkirk, you don't need a brain to enjoy Spitfire dogfight.

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>>77669428
i cant, i spent the rest of my money for the month on jolibee spaghetti yesterday. and im not a big fan of oversized mechanical mosquitos fighting anyway.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE61_X_pjbs
is this an indo
why is she so thicc

>>77669599
She said so, albeit she's looks like half Indian.

She looks like that one /asean/ poster too.

who are some qt malaysian celebs

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i know a US navy recruiter that can put me in guam for basic combat training you think i should just yolo and do it? im very slightly overweight and unfit as fuck, can barely do 100-150 meters in a minute and already half dying

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>>77669722
which poster you are referring to?

>>77669789
Datok Siti Nurhaliza، very famous. The only one I know.

>>77669969
Frenchie, not that fat fuck.

>tfw sucks my boss's cock
>he gave me extra money
>I'm male(male)
Actually benis arent that bad.

>>77670194
Sounds pretty gay

>>77669969
CUTE, would convert to Islam for

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>>77670556
She and her husbando

>>77669789
me
i'm actually a malaysian celeb
having a job in indon currently

>>77670689
are you nik qistina

>>77670689
Didn't I tell you to not to tell anybody and keep sucking my dick?

>>77670710
i'm not a singer :)

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>>77670689
>Thing that aren't true, vol. 3, 5th edition

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Test.
Please ignore me, my dear

>>77671320
Old and busted.

captcha: Select all images with dresses

do you prefer your gf to have tanned or fair skin?

>>77671861
Don't have gf, but just like most asian I prefer fair skin.
That's how society dictate me on how a beautiful girl is.

>>77671980
i like it if shes got brown skin but with cine features like small eyes desu

la la la la la love song

Say I go to singapoor for working holiday. How do I find a job there?
Also how do I find a gf there?

>>77672018
> Brown skin
> Small eyes
Those aren't favorable here.

>>77672085
Just get a visa that allows you to get a work. Or you could check online.

>>77672120
are indons not as dark skinned as malays in malaysia or singapore

>>77671861
most men don't mind they are tanned or not
only faggots and girls care about their skin

>>77672120
Speak for yourself, gan. Chinese-Indian girls are Gods' gift to mankind.

>>77672085
>Wanting a singaporean gf
You're better off with getting mauled by a drop bear m89

Without us (Philippines), ASEAN IS NOTHING. NOTHIN'. It wouldn't even be relevant.

Agree y/n

>>77672190
pinoy pride worldwide

>>77672162
Yeah, we are as dark and even darker on Eastern part of us. I think that's why we prefer the more rare fair skinner
>>77672172
Post some!!
>>77672190
Totally agree my lord

>>77672162
Not him but Indons aren't lighter than Malaysians. Thus fair skin is more appreciated because of rarity.

>>77672187
Post that Singaporean beauty pageants.

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Good evening /asean/

>>77672190
>ASEAN
>ever being relevant

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Why is Kanna so fuckable?

>>77672190
Arent we overestimating our value as a country too much? We are no more than a faster way to deploy troops to destroy China for america, additional land for the chinese to shit on for china

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>>77672357
>Why is Kanna so fuckable?

God, I wish we had SMRT's bus system in here, I hate taking the jeep fa m

>it's been 2 weeks since we paid to PLDT for installation
>no one still coming

>>77672414
is PLTDT the best option for internet?

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>>77672386
Why jeepney must be painted that ugly?
How do you tell their direction?
Don't you have some color code or something?

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>>77650641
Well, the Philippines has gotten better only after we've gone though hard shit to pay off our debts (thanks to marcos lol), we had to go through a recession in the 90's (which hurt us even more because we owe so much money lol), and Arroyo started using of 60%, SIXTY PERCENT of out budget to pay off our debts which paid off. Not to mention Noynoy Aquino cut erring government corporations, gut off unecessary red tape, and increased budget participation so everybody has a say. Noynoy fixed the corruption ridden 4Ps of Gloria and made his own. He focused on building and building to make up for us paying off the debts.

And now we enjoy, and hopefully continue, with cutting off shitty redundant ineffective departments and build a national railway system under Duterte.

We are a nation *almost* primed for greatness right now.

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why is Kanna so sexy god kanna kanna aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

>>77672386
Get a civic, look for a 24hr gym membership (for free bath and parking). Congrats now you have a car that also double as a house.

>>77672414
Go to their branch and act like youre very angery and request a manager then theyll get shit done

Why human do uncivilized ?

is it a coincidence that the only 1st world country in SEA is also a chinese majority country?
:^)

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>>77672279
>Singaporean beauty pageants
Got you covered
>>77672704
Because its fun.

>>77672640
Heck no, I can't do that by myself.
>>77672482
I dunno broadband is faster than DSL but it's unlimited than broadband.

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>>77672718
How does it feel to be the smartest among the dumbest ?

>>77672740
Rollin

>>77672740
Are they from shady transvestite massage parlor?

Why the fuck are there so little Judo gyms around Cavite?

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>>77672780
>I can't do that by myself
When are you going to stop relying on your mother for everything?

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>>77672482
Yes. I have constant 20mbps with PLDT Fibr. And it has ZERO data caps.

I live in Baguio, and they told me that the speed in Baguio was 10mbps only. They lied, it's 20mbps.

>>77672148
Do I get the job before I go or look when I get there?
>>77672187
I think they are cute!

>>77672905
>Baguio
Are you michlan or baguiofag?

>>77673032
If it were Michlan he'd use his name.

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>>77672482
Or globe

>>77673032
>>77673057
Its fake michlan

whats the best part time job for a student?

>>77672718
You have best geographical location for trade

And being a small city state, governance is so easy

>>77673108
Research assistant.

>>77673157
Wouldn't that be us? At least when it comes to the Pacific trade.

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>>77673108
Prostitution.
Fast and easy.

>>77673197
but im fat

>>77673217
Fuck off then. I don't need more fat ugly prostitutes in my country. Only cute legal lolis allowed.

>>77673261
where can we import more lolis

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>kaskus makin lama makin sepi
>idws is practically dead

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>>77673057
I've abandoned the name for a month. Or until September 3rd. Don't ask.

>>77673032
Guess who.

>>77673060
>data cap
No thanks. That's scamming because they give you like 256kbps after you pass the cap.

who is the best film maker in the pinas today?

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>>77673261
> legal
> loli
Please tell me how that works?

>>77673320
pindah ke fscchan aja gan
nenek ama anjing peliharaan tetangga batak gue juga suka posting di sana

>>77673434
Probably either an indie filmmaker or someone from Star Cinema. Can't remember many names, it's been a while since I've watched a film in the cinema.

>>77673193
No
Wtf We have provinces to deal with and china can easy bypass us
Oil trade is more lucrative than whatever we had in the pasific trade spice?

>>77673352
It only appiles in cellphones
At least in mine

Post your test

>>77673352
stop pretending to be michlan for fucks sake, why do you pretend to be someone you are not? ffor the (you)s?

>>77673461
gue baca sekilas nggak seru
isinya edgy tryhard /b/ anononononomoooouuuuss
nggak asik

Speaking of films, whatever happened to GMA Films? Over the past few years or so, you could count their non-MMFF film hits on one hand. And even their MMFF hits were mostly co-productions. Even though I prefer ABS, it would be nice to see GMA at least put up a good fight. At the rate things are going, even TV5 could overtake them in the long run, considering TV5 at least has sports to give it some push.

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>>77673320
> Semprot mau liat gambar aja mesti komen dulu

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>>77673549
I'll post it later. I'm downloading Honey Select right now.

>>77673560
I'm not pretending. Look, you can think that all you want. I don't care either way. What's important is, yes I am from Baguio. Where are you from, anon?

>>77673579
tapi gan, mamang tukang jualan bakso keliling langganan bapak guru SD gua gak mungkin bohong
buktinya dia suka posting di /wibu/ dan /pol/

>>77673631
jempol gan makasih ya atas postingnya seru banget

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>>77673631
iktf
mau coli aja ribet

>>77673696
>Honey Select
Could that work on my laptop? I have Sexy Beach Premium Resort and my laptop has trouble running it (game is too slow for me) so I've only played it a few times.

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>people ask about my age
>tell thwm im 19 (real age)
>they call me a liar
Was this a compliment or a subtle way of saying i look like shit

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>>77673549
>>77673060
>>77672482
As long as its fbr

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>>77673743
I dunno, but the specs look pretty high for a Illusion game.

>>77673549
Here's my speedtest.

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>>77674113
I thought you live in Baguio?

>>77674362
>change server
I think that's the server used for the speed test, not your actual location. And locations here can be inaccurate anyway: my IP says I'm in Caloocan even though I'm in Batangas.

>>77672718
Not a country, just a small town.

>>77674434
Really
I only have Marikina, Antipolo and Pasig as my option.
I'd not even have QC

Also dont you live in the NCR

>>77674534
I'm from Batangas but I studied university in Manila, going home during the weekend. I recently graduated so I'm staying here for at least a few months.

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wew lads

im part of the 1%

>>77674621
Office WiFi?

>>77674684
fibr

>>77672919
The problem is not the looks

>>77674693
From the office?

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>>77673858
Same sit. People would guess me at 25, 26 but I'm really 19. I don't even have a beard so I don't know what's tipping them off to put me on a higher age.

>>77672260
>Post some!!
oooohhh i posted one here before but they told me she's too fat. she was a schoolmate of mine and was a thicc athlete.
>tanned skin
>chink eyes
kinda malay but no

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I want a gf

>>77674725
nah

>>77674738
The best combo-wombo I've seen was a sarawakian with an indian. Hot damn she has the beauty of a pribumi and the thicness of an indian.

>>77674774
I doubt it
post your router with stamp

>>77674792
I remember when I was still at singapore, I had a secondary school senior who's mom was Indian and Father was Malay, fuck me she was THICC in a good way and she was nice to me too

>>77674738
I'm 25 and people still ask me if I'm prepared for spm exams even though I graduated uni and been working for the past couple of years.

>>77674761
Then go get one, Ari.

>>77674792
I don't know what's going in Borneo but yeah, Sarawak girls are almost always hot. Damn bro, indian ass looks fine as hell whenever I see them.

>>77674860
You missed a chance, kawan

>>77674952
It's okay if i get the loli one around here, r-right ?

>>77674952
i miss malay girls desu, dont believe the memes that pinay girls are great

>>77674952
>Sarawak girls are almost always hot.
Must be Dayak ancestry, somehow this Borneo tribe is famous for having fair skinned beauties.

Move here at bump limit
>>77675110
>>77675110
>>77675110

>>77675129
How about move to mine instead?
>>77675106
>>77675106
>>77675106

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>>77675129
>>77675167
Not again

>>77674944
Sucks to be you, ever got stopped by a cop? The weirdest age assumption for me was when I was 17, coming for the first class at the tuition center and the staff asked if I was the teacher haha. One even got the hots for me!

>>77674979
>tak kawin nak jaga budak
Get someone older or around your age, la. If younger remember the rule
>half your age
>plus 7
ie, I'm 19 so half it get 9 and then + 7 so youngest for me would be 17.

>>77674984
>pinoy girls are great
We don't believe it cause we're not white lah.

>>77675263
>Sucks to be you, ever got stopped by a cop?

Plenty, it's fun though seeing that I'm actually older than a few of the po-po that pulled me over.

>>77675263
>we're not white lah.

kek, reminds me when I still had twitter and I saw malay girls putting out their pakistani/arab/chinese ancestry on their bio

WE

>>77675339
Could be true but still hard to determine unless everyone kept a family tree going waayyy back. Remember, we've been CHINKED, ARABED, BLACKED, POOD, BLEACHED since 15th century Malacca

>>77675411
sounds like Brazil actually

>>77675167
sorry senpai but since this >>77675129 was first, jannys gonna prune yours.

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>>77674815
Fuck i dont have a pen

Yup 100mbps is missing. I got it during the early implementation of fibr.

>>77675654
No time stamp =fake

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>>77675897
Hehe

>>77675411
My great grandmom was JAP'd

>>77676054
Photoshopped lol

>>77676447
Stay jelly you pleb lol

>>77676643
There is no promo for 100mbps. You are lying.

>>77674815
>>77674725
Looks an upgrade plan.

You can go up to 200mbps for 6k monthly
Seeing its pldt it never delivers its promise that's why its just 94