Mug club edition
shant be using the yank reddit '/brit/ thread
>watching any kind of porn other than amateur
cheers
*looks around the thread*
it is... acceptable
people knowing the names of pornstars
posting in this one and am adamantly refusing to go to the australian autistic childs thread
>>77564148
VERY cute pic
Good thread, I'll be stopping in here for a bit.
>>77564148
Agreed but honestly Abella Anderson is something else, don't understand how you can get off to any other pornstar when you saw her
need a qt short haired gf to cuddle
does the squinty moot have any jannies for /int/ dont want cypto yank/aussie rasheed ruining my beautiful /brit/
>>77564269
Is that totalbiscuit
>>77564251
you again eh?
>tfw iktf and it was even better than I thought it would be
>>77564293
ye the nigger is his arsecancer
>>77564258
that's precisely why we're in here, you ponce
prefer this thread
>>77564270
My goodness you've grown!
>>77564251
start by visualising it
only then can you will it
>>77562910
>>77562910
>>77562910
more posters in here you can use this one afterwards
>>77564251
Time for bed Anon.
>>77564270
So this is how planes crash
With no survivors
people complain about thread splitting but then continue to make awful editions
boggles
>>77564329
Get back into the camp.
anime
>>77564319
is that soe?
>>77564368
ye
>>77564368
yes, its my wife
moving to this thread and claiming it for LOGANG, as the other is full of filthy team10'ers
>>77564399
not sure what you're attempting with this gimmick but it isn't very funny
>>77564393
he face non ironically is perfect shame about that massive tattoo on her leg looking like a skidmark
emina
alri
are we allowed to report unfunny gimmicks?
>>77564445
like this one?
>>77564422
don't think i've seen it
amine?
>>77564445
I do and nothing bad's come of it yet
admittedly nothing good has either but it feels right
If Rorkes hate middle-class socialists for being hypocrites then what do they think of working-class socialists who practise what they preach
absolute state of this general
>>77564492
>working-class socialists who practise what they preach
You mean "gibs me dat" pakis and single mums too lazy to work?
>>77564500
Fix it with fuck machines
succumbed...
YES
New episode of Impractical Jokers is up on Putlocker.
>>77564399
pitiful logang, team10 is here now
>>77564478
can u imagine how assblasted James is rn soe getting destroyed by a bug eyed dane while he uses whiskey to heal his friction burns on his palms
NIMAE
[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!
>>77564625
ah yes
timeless lyrics
>YES
>New episode of Impractical Jokers is up on Putlocker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDHS_SoJak4&feature=youtu.be
>This guy slaps your girls ass and tells you to get ready to die
>>77564591
why does this kike hate him so much
all he did was annoy his nieghbours yet theyre making out hes the devil?
its almost like ethan the little kike rate is affraid that a blonde haired blue eyed aryan alpha male has so much pull in online media
8.6 million subs in 6 months with no yid boss? thats anti semetic
Slavoj Zizek has convinced me Brexit was a good thing in only 23 pages
Impressive
"well our thread is dead guys better spam the other one"
i'd laugh at these losers if i didn't feel such pity
>>77564589
post the link you daft cunt
well /brit/??
>>77564500
>stare into the cats eyes
>there is no reflection of a fucking machine
dissapointed
>>77564631
switch plebian with patrician t b h
>>77564630
>no yid boss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger
>Iger was born to a Jewish family in New York City.[5][17]
>Robert Allen Iger (/ˈaJɡər/; born February 10, 1951) is an American businessman who is chairman and chief executive officer (CEO) of The Walt Disney Company.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Paul
>Paul is known for playing the role of Dirk on the Disney Channel series Bizaardvark.
>>77564679
Yes sir.
http://www.watchfree.to/tv-29ae56-Impractical-Jokers-tv-show-online-free-putlocker.html/season-6-episode-15
https://www.instagram.com/uchemba_/
>Slavoj Zizek has convinced me Brexit was a good thing in only 23 pages
>
>Impressive
>"well our thread is dead guys better spam the other one"
>i'd laugh at these losers if i didn't feel such pity
>>77564597
i get the feeling james is lucky with women but also kind of disinterested in relationships.
>>77564701
as you deleted the other post for some reason >>77564652
>>77564663
What book
TEAM10 VS LOGANG
>>77564713
didn't expect that to work, thank you based TruTV shill
>>77564730
he broke up with Soe on christmas eve and he still regrets it not sure if he can recover
who the fuck are these yank runts being spammed
never seen them before
You arrive at your career in recruitment.
>>77564729
tfw i can recognise tim by his belly and choice of underwear
>>77564591
OHIO'S WHERE I'M FROM
Let's get some more Jake-Paulers in this joint!
haul away for the windy weather boys
haul away boys haul away
oh haul together and pull together boys
haul away boys haul away
>when the crippling daily stress goes away for a while
>>77564788
Neither have I
Probably youtube 'celebs' of the kind that underage runts with ADD are obsessed with.
>>77564788
I bet this fucking pleb hasn't even watched His Highness Jake Paul's "It's Everyday Bro" breakthrough music video ten times already. Fucking pleb, GET THE FUCK OFF, THIS IS JAKE PAUL'S GENERAL NOW!
>>77564802
that's not outdoor furniture
IT'S EVERYDAY BRO
WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
>>77564802
worked in recruitment for 3 years
the reality would be replacing all the men with fat middle aged women
a drop of nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm
this time of the day
>>77564880
the ABSOLUTE state of YOU
>>77564880
have some self respect
>>77564848
literally the one on the right
>>77564399
don't even mention this absolute cunt on this board. it's getting trashed up enough with fags and normies like you
>>77564880
grim as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDHS_SoJak4&feature=youtu.be
>you're under citizens arrest, put your hands on the car and prepare to die!
HOWLING
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE DUTCH GIRL
*sung to the tune of I'm in love with the coco*
dumb bradleyposter
>>77564934
LITERALLY just watching this in the other thread
>>77564802
god I hate every single one of them
all of them look like twats
normies
NORMALS
I bet they're all sensing
at least the guy on the left has the decency to not show his teeth like a vapid yank
>>77564848
me on the left except I'm not circumcised
>>77564100
Failed my driving license test today lads.
>>77564880
Explain
>>77564892
>>77564901
>>77564930
https://twitter.com/basedpaco/status/889353450630283264 comes from this i dont think i could actually craft such a thing
Paki's btfo by Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKnZpiPRpvU
12:55
seething with unbridled apathy
which one are you lads?
>>77565027
fucking howling
he literally thinks the pakis are messing him about
why the fuck is Tim always in his pants? it's not even warm any more ffs
>>77565002
POST THEM
>>77564848
Legitimately the one on the right, other than 7.5 inches instead of 8.5 and only lost my virginity at 24 (had sex with 7 women since though)
>>77565070
he's overweight and probably has hypertension
>>77565060
I unironically am a Jake Paul fan. Please keep shilling him.
>>77564934
>put your hands on the car and get ready to die
this is like something Mark off of Peep Show would say
>>77564148
>Watching porn at all
>>77565060
neither because I'm not a german yank freak
>PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND GET READY TO DIE. YOU'RE UNDER A CITIZENS ARREST. *points finger* YOURE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST. *points finger again* YOURE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST. *points finger at child* AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU ARE TOO!
normies use the term 'haters' to deflect any and all criticism
Just leave me alone
thank god I'm part of the logang and not a filthy team10 runtoid
what does lucas know lads?
>>77565220
big if true
>>77565212
its a very powerful technique
>>77565212
you are normal, just underdeveloped. there is no secret club.
ah yes the bradley spamming twat is here
ok lads im going to stop spamming the logans now, /brit/ will return to normal. I just wanted to demonstrate the power I wield, and how I can derail this entire place if I see stuff I don't like.
>>77565182
>That's my 11 year old son!
>>77565227
Come on anon, you already know the answer
>>77565227
sick fuck
died first in battlegrounds
very embarrassed
>>77565220
Hoang looks daycent
>>77565220
literally free sex you stupid cunt
>be white in SEasia
>brag about tinder matches
come on now
>>77564989
How?
/brit/.... easy on the shitposts
>>77565316
imagine how sad his life was back home the little virgin
>tfw chronic fatigue syndrome
>>77565330
post....fucking machines
>>77565316
its not that hes white right its that they think hes rich my chink knowledge isn't extensive
>>77565340
no need to swear mate
>>77565336
*prescribes amphetamines*
>>77565336
sure you're not just depressed?
>>77565367
g'day m8, throw another shrimp on the barbie
would murder a club sandwich right now
>>77565336
no such thing
you have depression
>>77565336
is that the one where you just lay around and say things hurt but literally no tests show any kind of physical evidence for the pain which is seemingly random in both frquency and location
ah yes, chronic fatigue syndrome, or "I'm a bit tired, might have a kip" as I like to call it
not sure what ingredient denote a club sandwich haha state of me
>>77565419
Club Sandwich is a sex position anon, not an actual sandwich
>>77565419
chicken, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo
>>77565437
>>77565441
WHICH IS IT
>>77565413
*posts a flaming dog poo through your letterbox*
post rosy lads. in the mood
*wanks*
>>77565449
Neither, it's cocktail they sell in night clubs
Hence "club" sandwich
>>77565462
stop giving her attention you fucking mong
>>77565419
is google broken?
Having a snooze
reckon i could take out at least 50 normies before they caught me
>>77565462
Want to do a 70-80 mile cycle from London
Already done Bath/Oxford. Everything in the Midlands is ugly and not worth it. Not sure where to go lads
>>77565517
NEED a trashy gf
just applied for a job in the nhs
>>77565449
pretty much how i make mine
http://charlotteslivelykitchen.com/the-ultimate-club-sandwich/
try to use thin bread, toasted, for structural integrity
>>77565523
FUCKING IMMIGRANT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77565517
Damn haven't seen this one yet
Second round of interviews today
lets all list the cunts we've fucking had it with ITT
here's my list, in no particular order:
1. >>77565493
>>77565523
doing what
>>77565536
im bri'ish m8
ummm lads I said I'd stop the logan spam and now /brit/ is flourishing but nobody replied to me so tbqh it might start again
What books you lot reading then?
>>77565552
doxxable info la
Westworld S2 lads
>>77565554
FUCKING EXPAT REEEEEEEE
>>77565572
>>77565566
revolt against the modern world - julius evola
love bitter winter air
hate winter
>>77565591
yes, elmo from sesame street?
>le reddit boogeyman
>>77565566
>>77565572
S1 got a bit too confusing for me
Are Alex
roommate just saw my stiff pisser through my underwear
since when are spaniards (not mexicans) a thing in california?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
>>77565645
why was your pisser stiff, possible bender?
>the glimpse of hatred in dads eyes when he asks "have you been in bed all day again?"
>>77565572
Found it a pretty boring show ngl
>>77565572
terrible fucking show
>>77565671
if there was only a way to fix that
'
'
>>77565671
my dad is quite happy wtih me now as t. forever 27 year old neet as now I work for the family business
>>77565671
sort it out you fucking runt
>>77565671
normies dont know how hard it is to be a neet, ostracised from society
>>77565654
he came in my bedroom while I was doing some light morning reading
>>77565671
>when you pretend to be asleep in the morning after staying up all night on the chon until they leave for work
>>77565671
>>77565737
what're'ou'ding?
parents don't believe I'm depressed
>>77565671
>when you see dad for the first time in a year, he tries to say hello and you ignore him
parents don't believe in depression
listening to free house
Imagine being called hunter
Absolute fucking state
parents ask me if I'm depressed and I said no
haha
gay nigger dogs
Are any of you lads really smart?
I have a question.
don't believe my parents are depressed
>>77565834
yeah
what would your family say if you dated a french girl
parents said they're depressed because I sleep in all day
>>77565845
celebrate because I finally have a gf
>>77565829
inspiring post
>>77565854
this and p.s. french girls my 2nd favourite after english
>>77565845
My family loves my french gf
girls don't believe i'm smart but lazy
>>77565871
this guys face is fucking weird
parents are depressed because i refuse to submit myself to wageslavery
don't believe in my parents
***parents*** are nontheless distraught by this revelation
>>77565566
the power by naomi alderman
>>77565814
>tfw mum reads an article title outloud about how often depressed people use exercise to cope because im in earshot
hate when i'm reading an article and the writer starts off with a bunch of strawman rhetorical questions
>>77565871
it's 2017, election already happened ???
>>77565905
me in the red drowning
>>77565845
Very much would like a goth french gf
>>77565905
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTtttt
parents don't believe in me
>>77565950
>>77565905
me tethered to the life guard
a day of NEETdom done so time for a beer
the plan went off without a hitch
read an article aloud to the husband about depression self-treatment strategies whilst the son was in earshot
parents don't believe I exist
have you been in bed all day again?
>>77565973
a cold one is always good after a hard day of NEETing
you can only be in "depression" for so long until you like being there and refuse to help yourself
>>77565907
being a passive aggressive 'helpful' cunt isn't helping, you should tell her that
>>77566007
ping pong ching chong kia hahaahahaha
parents are still trying to stay optimistic about my future
just glued my hand to my balls
can't believe I've done this (neither can my parents)
mexicans are good people who work hard
>>77566007
yeah was in bed till 4pm
>>77565871
hes right
haven't spoken to my parents in years
don't intend to do so either
it's their fault my life started fucked up and I've only just about managed to put it back together at 23
>>77566079
why are your parents so fucked in the head
>>77566056
Unironically this. They set a pace to work at and maintain it until the job is done.
>>77566079
many such cases
beginning to think some of might be lying
>you can only be in "depression" for so long until you like being there and refuse to help yourself
haha lets do the hilarious gimmick where everyone makes really similar posts haha so fucking funny
haha lets do the hilarious gimmick where everyone makes really similar posts haha so fucking amusing
can smell the arrogance off a few students posting in thsi thread
extremely good posts
what mainstream journals do you guys regularly read?
I read london review of books and new york review of books, haven't really found any others that constantly have that quality. Something liek the new left review is kinda interesting but a bit too dry for me and something like times literary supplement i feel is too wishy washy and articles are frequently too short and give too little information (although i respect they review so many books and comes out weekly)
>>77566156
The Beano
>>77566156
none because I'm not an autist like you
Этo нopмaльнo, чтo я мeчтaю o тaкoм жe..?
>>77565871
good lad
https://twitter.com/z0yakhan786/status/889573733979099137
devonshire
Failed my driving theory test.mums mental about it
haha lets do the hilarious gimmick where everyone makes really similar posts haha so fucking knee-slap-worthy
>>77566156
the Private Eye
haha lets do the hilarious gimmick where everyone bullies other posters haha so fucking funny
>>77566103
don't know abou tmumsie as she hasn't said a word to me since I was 12
she tried to add me on FB (10 years too fucking late) a couple of years ago but I blocked her
don't know why my dad was so intent on, in his words, breaking me (starting his campaign when I was 13) but I told him to fuck off when I managed to move out and haven't spoken to him since
>>77566175
used to get the christmas edition as a kid sometimes haha
>>77566185
wow seriously how did you know i'm autistic
>>77566156
physical review lettes
>>77566199
you brits BTFO
>>77566214
sad cunt right here
>>77566226
hadn't heard of this before desu, looks a bit too specalist for me.
australia
do over
>>77566188
блять дypaк, этo /brit/ a нe /coв/
>what mainstream journals do you guys regularly read?
>>77566156
The ones you mentioned are good. also The Paris Review if it's an author I like and The New Yorker if it looks promising (which is increasingly rare)
>>77566222
>ah yes, this is what the teevee instructed me to find fun
fucking hate german posters
>>77566287
If you don't enjoy kissing a girl's navel I'm not sure what to tell your parents...
don't you yanks sorry, yes the paris review sometimes has good stuff but not enoughf ro me to consider buying it regularly. Also flick through new yorker or the atlantic every now and then but can't bring myself to do regularly
posted something on twitter and now lefties are posting my pic and making fun of me
>>77566288
why are they always so far left on 4chan?
>>77566320
the so called tolerant left
>>77566313
I was talking about the womans perspective you catamite
>>77566320
your fault for posting on a shitsite like twitter you gen z runt
>>77566320
tell us what happened lad
>>77566320
kill yourself and say they made you do it lad works everytime
>>77566328
anything left of mussolini is far left to rorkeposters
>>77566320
why is he wearing a t shirt in the shower
>>77566403
sure thing comrade
>>77566399
This. If you kill yourself, you win.
>>77566414
too ashamed to be naked, dur
New:
>>77562910
>>77562910
always hate it when the girls I bullied at school have mental breakdowns/suicide attempts
makes me feel like I broke them years ago
Do you support me getting shot if I'm against taxation?
afternoon lads, just got here can someone quote the best posts of the thread so im caught up on gimmicks
thanks,
don
new thread?
>>77566451
i support you going back to school for being such an idiot desu
>>77566451
no
I support you getting dragged off to the gulag if you're against taxation
Would it be morally wrong to use my Neetbucks to buy land, build a house on it then flip it for more monetary gain?
can people see who you're friends with on snapchat?
>>77566510
shud come do it here and help alleviate the housing crisis lad
>>77566510
>morally wrong
RECYCLE
>>77562910
>>77562910
RECYCLE
someone pleas emake a proper new so we don't have to go this australian cunts spammed and early new
just made a new
>>77562910
>>77562910
>>77562910
>>77562910
>>77566609
stop
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