/brit/

whats up, ladies and gentlemen of youtube, doobie0420 comin atcha live, once again through the POWER of the internet

>>77555797
seems a bit in bad taste

hello friends

(pls)

>still posting the same thing

don't people get bored

>>77555853
yes
but we have nothing better to do

I am obsessed with the undergarments worn by females in a certain East Asian country.

>>77555797
>complaining about an ugly girl not fucking white people
Who cares, lol.

just woke from a dream where I was being chased around a car park by a rhino

>>77555797
>do not make any threats at all
made me think

why is /brit/ so dead

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'

*Cheers and clapping from the audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big fat log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>Yeah, I'm only pooman after all

I'LL BE AT YOUR NECK RUDEBOI

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all i want is a cute brit bf to tell me about his day and make me salty toast sandwiches

adore big uncut willies

>>77556117
A jolly good old publication.

>>77556103
Part and Parcel.

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>>77556117

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>But the real agony of the night was reserved for Scottish Labour. Scotland’s establishment party – the architects of devolution – was being comprehensively supplanted at Holyrood. In Labour’s worst election defeat in Scotland since 1931, four former ministers were out of a job. And most insiders had failed to see it coming.
>On polling day, plans were still being finalised for a four-strong team to lead coalition negotiations. Scottish Labour had even drawn up a grid of the party’s first 100 days in government, mapping out policy announcements, speeches and ministerial visits. But, on the day set aside for power brokering, the party’s beleaguered Scottish leader Iain Gray announced his resignation.

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>>77555882

>doing a big poo at work
>some runt pries the door open even though it was locked
>say I'm in here, he apologised and leaves

What the chuff did he think was going to happen? Reckon it was some runt going to the health clinic next door, have to share toilets with members of the public

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>>77555797
Talk about a cringe worthy website.

Is there really any difference between them and the crazy lefties? They all seem to act and sperg out in the same manner.

>50 minutes late for work
>Spend the first half hour on the toilet shitposting on 4chan

Been doing this for about 1 month now nearly every day and nobody has even noticed yet. Starting to feel a bit bad about it desu :/

>>77556326
He thought you were going to poo together. To be honest mate, bit tight of you to just reject him like that. Takes a lot of searching to find someone you want to poo with, and a lot of courage to approach them. Not nice, Anon. I hope you get to apologise to that poor lad and maybe think about being a bit more tolerant of people's social pooing in future?

>>77556366
There really isn't. Bunch of over sensitive, easily triggered identity politics meme spouters.

got rejected by a potential bog buddy

>>77556326

reckon he wanted you to suck his trouser schnauzer while you did a poo

>>77555797
Is this website real?
If it is, why are such things allowed?

>>77556394
*reports you to HR*

>>77556452
Bastardization of the meaning of free speech which was created during a time when morals and etiquette was looked up upon but not anymore.

>>77556139

alri
alri alri
alri alri alri alri
alri alri alri

>>77556496
hello josie

>>77556500
alri

>>77556366
I'm fairly sure it's the exact same people, at least at the very top. They spout all this extreme shite to provoke the other side, and keep people on both sides freaking out about all these extremists on the other side. This way, any time they want to push people's attitude one way, they just align their "moderate" narrative with the opposite side and push it a bit too far, sending the masses moving in the other direction, away from the loonies.

For example, Geert Wilders is getting a bit too popular? Make him align just a bit too much with the far-right, saying he'll ban ALL mosques. Result: Geert's opponent, the chosen one, is selected. Not that the vote isn't a charade anyway, but it has to be believable, attitudes have to vaguely reflect the rigged result.

They had to work pretty hard to make Trump palatable, but they got the left basically saying "kill cops" and "fuck whitey" and physically attacking people at Trump rallies. Pushed people over the edge, got their man in, pretended like "Oh no! Not Trump! The people are rising up! Impeach! Russia!" While secretly they're drawing up all the crazy shit they can pass with such a "maverick" President appearing to hold the reins.

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>>77555797
Never heard of the daily stormer but the guy in the picture looks like a good lad

Funny as fuck banter

>>77556530
Hat.

coffee farts

>>77556540

>Never heard of the daily stormer

Hello underage

>>77556540
>Funny as fuck
you must spend all day laughing at everything

>>77556530
ahh yeah cool bud. Well i've gotta go now anyway, see you soon yeah
*walks out of the padded room, locking the door behind me*

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>Never heard of the daily stormer but the guy in the picture looks like a good lad

>Funny as fuck banter

>>77556496
okay now ladies

>>77556582
yeah?

>>77556570
Just coalburners

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this is 2010's pop-culture summed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87E6N7ToCxs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHprLW48no [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xv_FeBGzfk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_JOBCLF-I [Embed]

it's like one of those 'what if mario was realistic' nerdy quirky relatable nostalgic awkward shareable college humor/cracked webcomics repeated again and again and again.
The lego movie is the most sophisticated in the bunch and gets pretty close at times to a direct indictment of capitalism, only to backpeddle at the last moment.
The question is, how can we break open the black iron prison and escape this farcical feedback loop from the late 20th century?

listening to some nice hiphop from a white middle class yorkshire lad

>>77556588
london?

>>77556588
we're gonna break this back down in just a few seconds

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>>77555797

>>77556627
okay

>>77556647
hate weed
hate anime
hate benders

simple as that

>>77556556
>>77556572
You don't think it's weird how every President, Prime Minister, every leader gets into office and changes fuck all that actually needs changing? Not a single one will even address banking corruption, how the world has so obviously been ripped off by globalist bankers and brainwashed by the media and education systems for generations?

It seems like about halfway, two thirds of the way into a leader's office, everyone begins smelling the same old rat. This one is EXACTLY the same as the others, despite all those promises of change we fell for (again). People start saying both sides are controlled by the same hand, it's the only explanation, they barely even hide it... Then the next election comes around and everyone suddenly breaks into two big teams, the other guy is worse, got to vote in this new guy, the two sides could not be more different, vote, vote, vote!

Everyone seems to have such a short memory, or it has a reset button that gets pressed every election.

>>77556671
If you hate anime you don't belong here.

all straights are nonces as women never mentally become adults
but also all gays are nonces as per common sense
you see the conundrum?

>>77556689
If you truly "belong" here, then you are a sad specimen indeed. Smallest and weakest of the runts.

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>my mixed race child

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>>77556570
What he's doing is definitely more fun than what you guys are. I doubt most Americans know that your brits have TV shows where niggers get to pick which white girl he wants to have that evening.

>>77556676
Really can't do nothing about the media and education because the media is privately run and education is decided on states (in the long run. Standardization of education is somewhat of an issue here that was imposed by the government and making more students more stupid.)
It's more of an issue w/ Congress while the president is primarily a diplomat.

anime posters are literally the we wuz kangs of 4chan

>>77556723
what the fuck? explain this if you can, Brits

>>77556676
no i dont think its weird
every PM wants to change the country and the world when they get in and then they realise they cant actually do anything so they focus on toeing party lines for the next 5 years

>>77556745
this is muh land

>>77556752
mongs will do anything to get on tv basically

>>77556723

Kek. What fucking show is this?

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>>77556714
4chan is for losers. Your point?

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>>77556745
>>77556676
>>77556530
excellent posts

>>77556676
Fantastic post

>>77556776
sent by the government no doubt

>>77556752
Is there really any excuse that could be good enough?
>>77556766
Naked attraction I think it was called.
And I scimmed through two episodes and both of them had black men picking from white girls, so I guess that's a feature of the show.

>>77556766
naked attraction

(captcha: curry house)

*swipes down*

Turns out are jezza is a bizarro rorke.

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british

>>77556723
W-what's going on here?

>>77556807
no he's just a traditional left

saw some barn swallows yesterday
very attractive bird

What you're witnessing now are the Brit runts who don't have jobs

Dire

>>77556815
Just some traditional British family entertainment.
Really puts the BBC in the BBC doesn't it?

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>hes not a radical centralist

>>77556827
actually hun I'm a full time student.
just got a three month holiday thats all

>>77556776

Swiper.... no swiping

>>77556799

>I guess that's a feature of the show.

Just like reality then

>>77556827
I'd still give 'em the succ.

yanks are little sluts

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Looking good Tim

>>77556844
>Just like reality then
Yep. Better get yourself an imported Filipina mate.

>>77556861
I'll import myself there if you feed me tea and real scones.

>>77556827
>wah wah neets are being lazy grrr

>>77556815
This program is compulsory viewing here every Friday.
If you are caught not watching it you get fined

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stinky kurds~

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>walking near High Wycombe
>get cornered by this man

what do you do?

>>77556888
imagine a bomb falling on the left ones head and smashing her skull to bits and the explosion sending the right ones eyes and teeth and brains and organs everywhere

>>77556859

Victims pov.... riley park.... just where the railings are

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>imagine a bomb falling on the left ones head and smashing her skull to bits and the explosion sending the right ones eyes and teeth and brains and organs everywhere

and her tears flowed like wine

>>77556753
>they cant actually do anything
They could tell the truth about the banking system's hold over the country's money, and the media's hold over the country's minds. They could simply expose the corruption, instead of buying into it 100%. If they are powerless to change something that needs changing, they could say so, describe why it needs changing, how it might be done, instead of pretending there is no problem, and acting like the media is seriously holding them to account over shit like shady arms deals, war crimes, prosecuting whistleblowers and so on.

They have the ultimate platform to expose the many deep layers of corruption and secret power-brokering that we keep getting glimpses of, before it's quickly hidden again. They never do, and it's because they can't. It's one thing for a leader to not have the power to declare war all by themselves, it's another for them to not have the power to speak the truth.

>>77556903
Propose.

>>77556903

Need this editing so he looks like he's summoning a storm

>>77556874
I'd love to live in the UK, in a smaller town working as an optician (which is what I'm going to uni for), but sadly that won't be possible after Brexit because they see Swedes the same way they see Poles.

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>>77556903
>>77556909
>>77556929
>>77556933
>he knocks you out
>you wake up in rented flat, near High Wycombe
>he orders you to eat the rice

>>77556881
Make sure your daughters are watching so they know what's expected of them.

anyone in bromley got a big willy for me to play with? x

>>77556927
... swipe down 25th July 2017 at the rented flat in High Wycombe ... Diffuse foreign entities are controlling your mind ...

and-uh jus lük jus hyere for me, bork bork bork

>>77556938
of course it will still be possible after brexit
half of the doctors, nurses and vets and stuff are foreign it's not just going stop

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On a date right now

Hitting it off with this guy

>>77556957
yeah your dad mate

>>77556881
>>77556955
Wow, this is just... so fucking much.

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>>77556933
*summons a house*

I had a package from bodybuilding.com delivered to my apartment complex last week... I went down to the office to pick it up and the 5/7 girl at the front desk says to me "I wouldn't have guessed this one was for you! You look like just a little computer person!" and made a typing motion with her hands.

>>77556927
>tell the truth
>expose corruption
populace thinks theyve gone mental, lose brainlet support

>if they are powerless[...]they could say so[...]instead of pretending there is no problem
makes them look weak, undermines any kind of popular patriotism, people lose faith in their country

>tfw computer person

>>77557019

>so you've found me, the great summoner Tim, of House Spracklen. Well what now?

>>77557029
wew

Just got an email from yodel informing me that the jack wills man is on his way

>>77557029
should have stabbed her in the throat there and then

>>77556992
They're from your former colonies right?
Also there have been reports about far-right groups actually threatening Swedes in the UK telling them to go home and shit like that.

I don't want to be seen as fucking scum if I move abroad because I know what it's like not to want immigration from certain countries.

>>77555797
wow sargons not fucking around anymore

Alri lads currently travelling around the ol' Europe and think this would be a good time to finally do what I've been yearning to do for years. Suck some cock. How do I go about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqh96dNM9Q

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>>77557029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJZK6rzjns
lads
just found tims first film role

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Loot Crate has just arrived

>>77557056

Calm down you mong. nobody cares if you're from the continent beyond some mentally ill rorkes

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>>77557077
don't forget to drink your soy milk

>>77556366
>>77556540
they have an archived article in which they celebrate successfully raiding this site and talking about how Reddit will be next (this was in like 2015, they already raided the 'dit)

if i ever met a swede i would spark him out instantly and boot his limbless runt body straight back to norway

>>77556996
envious
>>77557077
Autism

could go for some chocolatey Claires

>>77557109
>tfw would fit in perfectly

FUCK OFF

hnnng
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975005363.webm

>>77557080
You don't think the townspeople would be offended if I moved into their little slice of heaven with my pickled herring and semlor?

>>77557140
bit gay this

>be on /int/
>see /brit/ having a pol-starter
REE

>>77557109
wouldnt mind having a chat with 3rd and 4th from the left on front row
rest can do one

there was a swede opposite me in the train the other day (saw his drivers license)

gave him the eye
the evil one

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>>77557109
only if it comes pre-heated in a plastic bottle please

>>77557136
alri computer person
*makes typing motion with my hands*

>>77557166
>>>/lgbt/

icelandics > finns > norwegians >danes > swedes
(from personal experience

egg

>>77557173
Did you use daggers in your stare?

>>77557151

>little slice of heaven

Hope you're baiting me desu. Britain is shit. You either live in London and get raped by Landlords or you live in some shithole outside of London where everyone second man is called Gazza or Deano

>>77557187
Sorry, I think your gaydar is erroneous on this one.

>>77557174
what the fuck is this

>>77557189
Icelandics > Finns >>>>>>>>>> Swedes > Norwegians > Danes imo

>>77557056
No we have workers from loads of different countries
Can't remember anyone in this country saying a bad word about swedes. There will always be some mongs who hate anyone with a different accent or funny looking name to them but there is no reason Swedes in particular would be singled out. If anything they are one of the more respected countries.

watching my gf fuck a big nigger
love leftism

>>77557207
just realised how badly you ripped the danish flag

>>77557109
You can smell the estrogen

>>77557199
>get raped by Landlords
You mean the queen Nigel? Was told the royal family gets most of their money from property taxes in London.

>>77557199
speak for yourself

prefer swedes (vegetable) to swedes (race)

>>77557173
Yeah I think this is the reaction most Englishmen would have to an emigrating Swede in these times.

Maybe Scotland is a better idea. Does Scotland need opticians?

anyone noticed a lot more lads going vegan recently? getting sick of talking about it

always find it funny the same people that smoke, drink multiple times a week and take pills they buy off dodgy cunts then go on quoting studies about meat giving you cancer

just did a cheeky puff on a vape

was horrible, don't see the point at all unless you're trying to quit smoking or you've got to some other narcotic in there

puffing away on strwberry scented water vapour is just baffling

>>77557035
Populace already knows about the corruption. It's only the constant reinforcement in the media of the popular assumption of everyone's ignorance, and rejection of the truth, that keeps people thinking they're the only one who sees it, or that conspiracy "theories" are all fringe lunatic stuff.

If there was a press conference, and Trump or whoever said "The country's power is no longer in the hands of the people's representatives, and hasn't been for a long time. X, Y and Z have been bribing and blackmailing their way through your government to the point where they run the country now, including the agencies put in place to prevent this kind of coup..." What would happen? That conference would never see the light of day, and the whistleblower would be turned inside out.

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>>77557223
We made their flag pretty, desu.

>>77557251
you can do what you want to your own body
no right to kill other animals just for your own pleasure

>>77557238

the Royal family gets a stipend from Parliament in exchange for the revenues from the crown estates i believe (although i think the estates might be property and shit now).

reckon I could take the night king in a fight. especially after a few beers

>>77557214
"dude references lamo, us Nerds eh? xDD" the book
sadly enough this is probably the defining piece of "literature" for the 2010's

>>77557251
no because none of us are part of your bent little vegan friend group you mincing monglet

>>77557248
England and Scotland is the same thing just with different accents
Also nobody cares if you're Swedish

>>77557290
alri billy no mates

>>77555797
can't believe the stuff racist pieces of shit get up to

>HURR DURR HE LOOKS DIFFERENT!!!!!

ah yes we truly are living in the 21st century

>>77557251
they're almost all effeminate numales who spout about how great it is to be vegan and eat stupid amounts of soy that boosts their estrogen levels

>>77557251
every vegan ive ever met was either some total beta or a skinny pasty guy with stretchers and calf tattoos

>>77557304
>alri
nobody says this

>>77557248
You'll find your little piece of heaven if you have the money.
My uncle lives in a pretty little village not far from Cambridge and it's great tbqh

>>77557151
who knows. moving to a different country is an uncertain process, the best you can hope for is to stay in a local b&b and gauge them in person.
towns in general have lost a lot of their sense of community since everyone went secular, so it might just turn out nobody cares who you are or where you're from.

>>77557251
mass sissification
though to be fair I've taken to eating more vegetables and leaner meat as well, more out of circumstance though

>>77557269
>>77557289
oh is it

>>77557251
prime bait

>>77557321
new twat

>>77557293
It has been hundreds of years now and James unified the countries. Why did they ever go back to being separate? I fell like they should be the same for Brit to continue driving forward as a modern nation.

>>77557251

meat is murder

reckon kids should get mandatory testosterone injections at school like vaccines, might get rid of all this gay shite afflicting modern civilisation

>>77557343
Clueless

why have I seen so many soy = estrogen posts lately

>vegans who eat reckon they're healthy because they eat deep fried shit 24/7 but no meat

roaring

fucks sake why do all these boring bait posts always gets 5+ (You)s but my well though out posts that actually add to the discussion rarely get more than 1 or 2 and often times zero

fuck you stupid cunts, bunch of fucking sheep

>>77557293
>No one cares if you're Swedish
Dunno about that. Swedish newspapers talk about how Swedes in London have people shouting for them to go back home and things like that.

What kind of person with a sense of shame would want to be one of the people not wanted by the general public? Arabs might be able to move to countries and leech and cause trouble without skipping a beat, but I couldn't live with being totally unwanted desu.

>>77557367
ah no that would mess up their body chemistry even more than all the pollution does

dont reply to him

>>77557325
Cambridgeshire mentioned, which village?

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>>77557313

>>77557382
We're here for gimmicks, not serious discussion you boring bastard

soy is less "estrogenic" than meat or milk is, and your body can't even process plant estrogens as easily as animal/mammal ones.

>>77557367
would probably lower test levels long term

>>77557251
>always find it funny the same people that smoke, drink multiple times a week and take pills they buy off dodgy cunts then go on quoting studies about meat giving you cancer

name 12 examples of this happening

>>77557376
because it's true sweetie

>>77557379
fuck off you unhealthy retard

my entire diet consists of fruit, 10 times healthier than your pus filled milk and disgusting poo filled meat

>>77557393
Waresley

>>77557400
2shay

>>77556366
Andrew Aglin is retarded but the daily stormer is kinda funny. If I didn't know better I would think it's a satire website.

>>77557325
Yeah that's the dream. I have a good amount of money for someone my age and a good education from one of the best medical universities in the world after I'm done with uni so I wouldn't be a burden.

>>77557382
I'll talk to you if you be my bf

>>77557379
>vegans who eat
As opposed to those that don't?

>>77557413
>my entire diet consists of fruit


YGSIU my man

kids should go bald at 5
would love to punt slaphead runtsprogs down the road and watch their spines crumble like i just cracked open a tin of bony mackerel

would heem a vegan insect right through a brick wall if one ever came within 100 kilometres of me, can't abide them

>>77557406
ahh yes let me dox myself by telling you a cross section of the people I know lol

>>77556906
Alri, Hamza Turkmenoglu

>>77557432
>>77557433
antipodean neanderthals resorting to violence as per usual

>>77557385
Literally doesn't happen you swedish twat

might start a band called antipodean neanderthals

thoughts?

>>77557443
*heems you*

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>>77557413
Beta cock

>>77557424
Seems ok for you mate, I guess you could find a job wherever you want? Or is it more complicated?
Your English is good anyway

hmm yes
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975884341.webm

>>77557367
how about just force them to exercise USSR style?

low T levels has little to do with plastics and soy so much as how fat everyone is and how little sunlight they get and improper nutrition among other things.

>>77557456
accepting drummer applications lad?

>>77557419
>South Cambridgeshire
ew

>>77557410
why is it suddenly so prevalent though
>>77557404
does meat really have estrogen?

>>77557376
do some research and you'll find it's true
also soy protein is far inferior to animal protein in terms of absorption, window of absorption, etc

think most insects are vegan actually

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Going to do a nap with the doggos lads

>>77557473
would never include a drummer runtoid in our lineup, sorry

don't mind drums just think the people who play them are cunts to a man, simple as

>have a £80 fan a I bought off amazon 2 years ago
>stopped working
>decide to message amazon to see if they have the manufacturers contact
>they say they'll refund me themselves

Ah good old amazon

starting to think this swede is just another nord who says "london is dangerous, reassure me" so he can get (you)s

>>77557475
Don't know about the place but each time I went, it was sunny, calm and comfy.
Little village cricket pitch and a pint

>>77557463
>Find a job anywhere you want.
It's not like that. I'm not a doctor but an optician. Which doesn't have the same prestige at all. But it's a good job that requires that you've gone to school for quite a bit.

>>77557459
enjoy cancer dickhead

*genocides the English*

What do you call a drummer who just split up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

... goood morning... just woke up...;

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deep throbing pains in my arsehole after a shit

had 2 pizzas and a promotional hersheys cookie thing they threw in today, grand total of 6000 calories lads

>>77557517
ah yes, let's just make bassist jokes but swap them out for drummers instead

>>77557516
missed me haha

>>77557511
Name 12 examples this happening

everyone who says doggo should be killed
everyone who posts anime should be buried alive
everyone from greater manchester should be freeze-dried

>>77557498
wtf mate why do you have drawings of little girls saved on your computer? are you a nonce or something?

*willingly ingests soy & aspartame out of my trough*

>>77557535
fat cunt

love freedom
hate government and the public sector

simple as

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

>>77557385
If you're worried about people not wanting you in their country in England then I'm afraid you can't move anywhere

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got rejected by the oneitis

>>77557542
the norwegian who always posts his hand x12

>>77557544
wouldn't mind a manc gf

when it comes to watching TV on streaming services like netflix etc. i end up spending more time trying to find something i actually like than watching it

generally end up with some shitty drama that completely fails at being 'gritty'

it's much better when i just flick the TV on and watch whatevers on, it normally doesn't take itself so seriously and i don't have to spend ages trying to find something i like

>>77557539
>>77557547

Its a Japanimation image lad

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what up with edgy kiwi

>>77557537
t. Homeless drummer

>>77557513
Fair enough, I can't really tell you more since I've never actually lived in the UK...
Good luck with whatever you're going to try

>>77557476
>does meat from perpetually pregnant female animals have estrogen?
yea
and cheap meat is full of growth hormone, estrogen, testosterone and a heap of other shit.

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About to cross the border and steal the free uni wish me luck

>>77557569
kiwis are often psychopaths

must be why they willingly live in crushedchurch despite knowing their impending doom approaches with every passing day

>>77557552
Any retard can change a light bulb with one hand

>>77557325
my sis lives in the uk too lol
its really a french colony at this point

>>77557554
I know there will always be some resistance to a Swede moving somewhere else, but obviously some parts of the world would be more happy to have you than others.

And I've always liked the UK a lot, but it's one of those places where I feel that everyone's tired of immigrants be it white or brown.

>>77557544
this post made me a heckin mad pupper >:( you doing me an angery friendo
*does a boob your nose*

wish I was a crow so I could fly in diagonal lines all over the place and squawk at the commuter runtoids below me stuck in traffic

>>77557580
>Welcome to Scotland
>REEEEE ENGLISH NOT WELCOME

>>77557602
would piss on your corpse

>>77557576
maybe in yankland, our livestock standards are much higher
do they only take meat from females?

aspartame more like carcinogenitame

might do a shart in mart or plop in shop

*action posts*

>>77557576
that's not true in western countries but okay

just done a wee in dollar tree

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got bullied off the leftypol discord for being an anarchist

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the doggo meme was bareable at the start but at this point its redditcore and only actual dogs would post it

>>77557596
He's English tho kek
I'm the half breed

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wonder what would happen if your mother gave birth to you exactly in the middle of these two signs

wouldn't mind being press-ganged into the royal navy and have an illustrious career as a powder monkey or cabin boy

>>77557637
Another runt would enter the world

Hey guys, can someone please help me - I'm trying to call a GB number - 8000 5214, and somehow I can't reach it whatever I try. I'm calling from Latvia. Tried 00 44 number and all the other variations with codes. Can someone from GB help identify this number and tell me how I should dial it?

What does it mean to be British?.

>>77557633
ironically anarcho-communism is the best form

silly leftypol

>>77557655
lol pmsl

>>77557661
egg

>>77557669
pics x

egg

>>77557609
thanks for the translation

>>77557660
do you mean 08005214?

>>77557660
thats not a british number

could do with a cuddle

>>77557629
USA isn't western
>>77557613
I've made fun of aussie beef but desu it does have far higher standards.
still even normal meat has estrogen, but there's no reason to stress about it, your body easily handles the tiny amount of "environmental" estrogen and testosterone balancing it out if you're healthy

Might buy a 4chan pass

car drivers who commit premeditated murder have an automotive

>>77557599
Literally nobody cares if you're white apart from a very small amount of people and this will obviously get reported in the news making it look like it's more common than it is. They especially won't care if you have a respectable job. 95% of people don't even care if you're brown

>>77557661
Posting on /brit/

>>77557660
00.44.800.52.14

i dont think its 8000

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>>77557696
supporting datamining japs please go and stay go

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>>77557699

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>>77557699

>>77557699
ho ho ho

just repeated a joke the gf made verbatim 30 seconds after and she completely ignored it

>>77557693
the meat I buy at publix literally says it is from cows not treated with growth hormone, dumbfuck

whats the difference between cocaine and speed

which is better

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i thought conor mcgregor went on about how small floyd was?

look the same height to me

>>77557754
None

>>77557687
No it says 8000 5214, hm. It's from here -> http://www.newbalance.lv/en/customerservice

I though I it was a UK branch and the address was in the UK.

love being chubby, can't imagine being a skinny little insectoid with no self worth

>>77557754
coke is better

>>77557743
>Publix
Alri floridaman

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>>77557741

You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't take her out tonight
She's going to change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind

You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't treat her right, my friend
You're going to find her gone
Cos I will treat her right, and then
You'll be the lonely one

You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
I'll make a point
Of taking her away from you, yeah
The way you treat her what else can I do?

>>77557754
Is google broken?

>>77557779
georgia but close enough

>>77557762
>.lv
thats a latvian branch you silly fucking starfish

>>77557767
i love my some coke, just speed sounds very similar just longer lasting and cheaper

>>77557789
>>77557789

>>77557809
>>77557809
>>77557809

>>77557710
Sounds fishy to me. Poles are white and you loathe them! The second they hear my Swedish-Chef accent I'm toast aren't I?

I also enjoy going out having a drink or two with my friends, I don't go clubbing mind you, but I enjoy a good pub or bar with a relaxed atmosphere, and I feel that the pressence of a Swede in such a place would just trigger a lot of people and have them want to cause trouble for me.

>>77557821
get shat on

>>77557760
Floyd is standing straight with meme shoes on. Mcgregor is standing with a wide stance with normal shoes

>>77557825
>will i be bullied for being swedish in uk
>no
>ur wrong!!!!!!!
Please stop this.