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first for jesus

second for jesus

is nigger books britcore?

>>77539363
jesus isn't real

nth for yeezus

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RUNTS OUT

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anime

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500899690680.webm

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almost ran out

THE essential /brit/core choon tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4

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>>77539402
>>>77539363
>jesus isn't real

>>77539363
jesus was a dirty vagabond

>>77539439
he's not though

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>when you got footie in the park at 6 but school disco at 7

BEST movie opening in history???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHfLyMAHrQE

>>77539461
looking a bit porky hehe

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Blackfriars looking aesthetic
Will be completely different in 15 years time

what were your childhood shoes, lads?
I had a pair of red and black 'preds and a pair of blue and silver T90s

>>77539403
this but positively

>>77539465
i had the boots in gold but the astro turfs (casual trainers) in blue

>>77539437
love ar kid but he needs to have a word with that facial hair and acne

false nine is a banger too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPrqsIoJTFc

>>77539468
That's not Baby Driver

>>77539429
fuck's sake

>>77539429
Made me feel a little uneasy tbqh

idea:
go to bed at 9pm

pros/cons?

>>77539487
them ones that light up on the side when you take a step

>>77539465
>>77539487
fucking toffs
the real salt of the earth rocks at the back had umbros and nothing more

>>77539482
>"should be make a normal building"
>"no have one side of it jutting out making it look like complete shit"

my skeng will touch man like a sad story
try beef man it will be mad gory

latest episode of GOT was very good

got toothpaste on my jeans and it looks like a cum stain

>>77539523
pleb

>>77539465
Had these, but blue instead of orange

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>you will never again tuck into your custard after a heaving Sunday dinner at yer nans just as this comes on every week like clockwork

>>77539520
fuck off povvo

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>>77539403

>>77539544
euron's bit was great

got cum on my jeans and it looks like a toothpase stain

>>77539520
um those were poor people shoes bro x

got my bfs cum on my jeans and it looks like i've spilled toothpaste on myself

>>77539551
Pics

>>77539487
black gazelles

AJ Tracey went to shit after Naila

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*pilfers you*

got cum on my toothpaste and it looks like a stain

>>77539576
yeh im glad the sand sneks didnt kill him i would've been so pissed if they had

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It's a hostel, that's the English spot
Came in the room with an England dot
Don't make me show man 'bout the English mob
I was overseas in the dance with some peng tings
Gunfingers, that's the English bop
She was telling me "say milk and butter"
She loves the accent and the English cock

>>77539465
you made this post about 9 months ago and I enjoyed it more then

>>77539565
>>77539578
t. wankers who were ball hogs or tried to do too many stepovers and got their legs snapped

post women getting beaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzJKG_EZtUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHGtTStJ8Vw

>>77539487
those massive fuck off skater shoes

>>77539578
severely underrated, multi-layered post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W7BjtLil9M

/brit/core tunes
post 'em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INLBsRYVBs

>>77539612
Bet these words came from a wog and not an actual Englishman.

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who was cooler, the anglo-saxons or the normans?

How does a creature who paints her face to cover it up, wears heels and clothes to reshape her body, and requires constant external validation of both her appearance and "personality".. feel comfortable preaching to men about the importance of confidence without any dose of self irony?

>>77539544
hated the opening scene of ep 1 but this season has been alright so far ngl

>>77539479
I was about to ask if she's up duff.

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miss the old days of playing footy at school

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Watching le quintessentially British paki's new show lads

Think she's a nice person and her food looks really tasty tbqh

>>77539666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

>>77539487
those with lights in the heel
made me run much faster desu

>>77539625
I had trials at west ham but then I tore my ACL fuck off ryan stop telling Sarah that I've got a small willy you liar

miss the old days of sucking lads off in the toilets at school

>>77539692
>how does she feel comfortable
because she has confidence ahahaha you fucking virgin twat

>>77539666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSfKcuNpH0

>>77539692
you can say that something is important without conforming to it yourself

>>77539703
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40565226

>>77539666
"It's Coming Home"

>>77539703
think I'd like her more if she didn't have the hair scarf or the brown skin aha

not racist just a thought simple as

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Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room,
you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. [x2]
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. [x4]

>>77539666
really enjoyed their new album tbqhwy

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Just purified myself with pain and baptised myself in sweat

Rate todays outfit, lads
Liverpool shirt (Gerrard on the back)
Dad jeans
Jelled hair
T90s

>>77539716
nah sarah's a slag mate

>>77539631
that second one was huge, absolute fucking boy

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>Richard Dawkins' Berkeley event cancelled for 'Islamophobia'

Anyone here tried the brit method?

>>77539698
>tfw scored that last minute winner and got rushed by the entire playground
>tfw you score an sideways overhead kick on concrete with a tennis ball
>tfw Year 10 vs. Year 11 derby days

Only thing I miss about my ''''''''education''''''

>>77539612
ironically AJ Tracey's white mother is Welsh so he's actually not English at all

eternal choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOSuObRNBUA

>>77539666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vVxMP_qtwY

This country is rubbish desu. Leaving the euro, retreating into our own little xenophobic shithole, and we're not even very well off compared to most countries. Everybody is laughing at us, brexit is mentioned in the same breath as trump.

>>77539666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ZEVA5dy-Y

bit cold in

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Just got back from my day of lumber jacking lads. rate ? xxx

>>77539812
why the fuck did they build a spaceship out of iron you stupid nigger

>>77539822
Here's you (You), now don't go spending it all in one place.

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>In mid-October 2014, representatives of the Islamic Society of Britain, the Association of British Muslims and the UK's Association of Muslim Lawyers proposed that "'Un-Islamic State' (UIS) could be an accurate and fair alternative name to describe this group and its agenda

>>77539703
Yeah she's likeable enough

>>77539775
bit late to the party mate, be quicker next time

>>77539820
>not posting the literal porn video skepta made to accompany this song
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1292613592

>>77539631
The guy in the second one should have gunned them off his property. Banshee cunts.

>>77539806
>Born in England
>Raised in England
>Lives in England

>>77539795
Yes. Four hundred and eighty two thousand, one hundred and eighteen pounds in the first month, and I'm simplyblown away.

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the gf

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where in the UK + colonies can i find men like this

>>77539887
I'm a christian roadman

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>>77539824
BIRDSEED BIRDSEED!

what was your pick for best grime track of 2016?

Mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOg

>>77539949
hello nigger

>>77539918

would pay to have her obliterate my bollocks with that shotgun

>>77539854
Good think they didn't give *him* a machine gun :0

>>77539737
she isn't wrong desu

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>>77539820
WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efn6hnMz01s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYkeeAVXD78

>>77539925
'lo 'ger

>>77539943
Annoying northern freak

my gf

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1500923444175.jpg

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>>77539786
Why doesn't he go pray about it?

>>77539949
Dave x AJ tracey - Thiago Silva

>>77539918
looks like she could strangle a mother fucker with those powerthighs

watching diy sos lads

will be evaluating if Nick Knowles' salary is appropriate

>>77540001
fucking degenerate

>>77539949
the intro video gives me flashbacks to Basil Brush on CBBC

>>77539868
Funny thing is, this would probably do more to combat Isis than whatever rubbish that's being done now

>>77539994
would enjoy a rough pegging from her

>>77540001

Would ask her for consensual sex desu

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shit house

>>77539918
why is my buttplug stuck to the underside of her chair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd7GLvMYSHI

Any Kimbra man in?

>>77539994
would love to lick up all the sweat from her body

>>77540001
the virgin inquiry

need to murder me

wtf is this shit and why is it streaming 24/7?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oir7ZYcx2DY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oir7ZYcx2DY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oir7ZYcx2DY

>>77540056
That's my gf don't post her here

>>77540082
titles right there mate you blind cunt

>>77539949
that lad looks like an ugly Damon Albarn

>>77540056
kimBRAP haha

>>77540082
just typed nigger in chat

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>>77540001
Would stick a finger in her bum while doing her doggy style...and not ask permission first

>>77539968
what the fuck is all this

alri lads

gone 9pm.

>>77540082
called kino mate maybe you've heard of it?

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i have a bit of a weak 'inbred aristocrat' chin
am thinking maybe losing weight and getting some hollow cheeks might help compensite?

>>77540144
alri

French rap lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE

in love with a guy at work but he never talks to me except for maybe a "hi" now and then
catch him looking at me all the time but never talks to me

>>77540082
they need to sort out the sound

>>77540131
did this and got a fingernail full of shit

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A rather apt analogy wouldn't you say?

>>77539450
there's more historical evidence for jesus than there is for almost anyone else from antiquity who's ever lived

>>77540174
garbage

>>77540163
hollow cheeks are largely genetic

>>77540175
You better be a grill

>>77540130
is that janoy cresvna

>>77540174
listen to good french rap you fucking mong or fuck off

>>77540174
mainstream pleb stuff 2bh

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gona start greeting my mates and casual acquaintances like this from now on. seems like a much more manly and honourable gesture than the poofter handshake.

>>77540186
>stick finger in butt
>be surprised when you get poofinger
state of yank education

>>77540251
autistic cunt ahahahahaha

Manchester. The year is 1994.
*i wanna be adored starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
Me, Deano and The Smithster are on day 2 of a 3 day ecstasy and cocaine binge.

investigate 113

>>77540251
docking is much manlier

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>short guys can't get-

>>77540251

been doing this for years. Everyone loves me for it

>>77540251
>seems like a much more manly and honourable gesture than the poofter handshake.
hahahahahahahahahaahah yeah touching another mans arm is so manly hahahaha you bent twat

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>you're pretty

>>77540196
this is literally just a ripoff of what Socrates said 2500 years ago but with a plane instead of a boat

>>77540175
why don't you go and talk to him then?
he's probably shy or thinks you don't like him

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>>77540205
>>77540218
>>77540222
>Europeans telling me what constitutes good rap

>>77537341
Who's that?

>>77540217
yeh I've been commenting and following janoy and all the rest of them for so long I thought I might as well

>>77540289
yeah we should kiss each other like the frogs instead.

Hiro changed the thing

Now when you press 'Choose FIle', the file disappears and I have no fucking idea where to find it again

>No.77540294
[hides post]

>>77540284
just rich, famous and talented then?
shit man why didn't you say it was this easy?

>>77540294
IMAGINE

>>77540328
shutup bender

Is going to the cinema on your own weird

would have shagged diana right up the bumhole if she were still alive

she'd get it hard from me

>>77540358
not during the day. you'll see other weird loners there too.

>>77540303
when it comes to french anything, my opinion is worth more than yours, yank
consider fucking off

>>77540251
>Wh-why are you doing that anon?
>I saw it on some show where I watch naked muscly men fight
*Walks away*

>>77540358
Only if you are watching a kids movie

>>77540358
if its a flick like a superhero movie or a romcom, then yes

otherwise not really?

yanks always have the worst taste, even when it's their own music

>>77540358
go during the daytime on a weekday. I see people do it sometimes

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>when it comes to french anything, my opinion is worth more than yours, yank
>consider fucking off

>>77540328
much manlier, but not as manly as docking or prostate punching

check ITV
diana documentary on

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>>77540349
angry teenager, go annoy /fr/ancofil.

>>77540375
what rap do u listen to

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>>77540358

No singles policy lad

>>77540375
Faire du jogging

gf was giving me a blowie but now she's got distracted by the telly

ffs

anyone done IMAX 70mm here, any good?

they call me the red-pill gamer

>>77540402
think i have pretty good taste in music desu

>>77540251
i do that a lot 2bh only with friends though

Brexit is the biggest disaster to happen to the planet since the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, and this government is dragging us into it knowing full well the horrendous consequences - while repeatedly saying its the will of the people. No,its not the will of the people, its the will of about half the people who voted in the referendum,ignorant and brainwashed by pathetic "newspapers"

>>77540437
stupeflip
am very white

Got sunburnt today. Might wank.

>>77540465
the virgin think

>>77540455

yeah snorted a bunch last week. shit was so cash

>>77540358
do the ol' notepad trick, people will think you're a critic

>>77540470
have an irish passport simple as

yeah I'm a big hip hop head death grips, xxxtentacion the list goes on. . .

>>77540411
picture a 56% face

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the london flat

>>77540478
yeah you dont know shit either you 19 years old twat

watch out for the big girl

can i 3d print a gf?

love the angry frenchmen

>>77540402
umm..i dont think so sweaty

https://youtu.be/qDRORgoZxZU

Places on the down?
>UK
>USA
Places on the rise
>India
>China
>Pakistan
>Germany

Can I post a picture of my frenulum without getting banned?

>>77540532
rap is subhuman american trash
genuinely have no respect for anyone who listens to it

Are The Smiths the virgin band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

>>77540567
maybe, you can VR one though

>>77540294
is this from the new episode? why are all the women on GoT getting fat?

want to start shagging at least one new escort a month

>>77540584
China is a bubble
think 1960s Japan, that bubble is going to pop

Might buy a Nintendo Switch to play Mario kart with the kids after we've had a few haha

>>77540525
looks like new york

>>77540515
ah yes you've proven i have bad taste with a single post

>>77540621
nonce

>>77540596
a fine musical analysis
bet you listen to dragon spotty metal you virgin twat
and i dont even listen to rap that much

>>77540607
the psuedo virgin goal

>>77540525
Berlin looks decent like.

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>it is illegal for the French State to collect data on ethnicity and race

>>77540525

>432 park avenue not built

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>>77540294

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>>77540583
grim

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Sexed the gf so good she started her period

>>77540583
It's like her voice has been airbrushed

house your body

Going to the gay clothes shop tomorrow

>>77540646
>dragon spotty metal
no better than rap 2bh
tryhard genres both

jack your body

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welcome to the northern powerhouse

this sad yank has been rustled by the teenager so now he's rambling about france
poor cunt

>>77540584
Out of all of those Germany is the best, China is 2nd with a massive gap and Pakistan shouldnt even be on there.

>>77540697
*insensitive joke*

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>>77540628
Fart Tower haha

pakistan is borderline a failed state

>>77540697
are all the trousers assless?

>>77540597

yes mozza was an incel for a long time

from reading his book i guess he only lost his virginity at age 32 and that was to a bloke

>>77540709
dont care about your opinion mate you listen to stupeflip

>>77540619
Proof?

>>77540655
yes, pretty lame
still whiter and safer than the US
now that's dire

why are Anglos the only people to achieve international fame?
The only non-Anglo people with worldwide fame i can name are daft punk, abba and schwartzenegger..

swiping left on 99% of girls on tinder to help increase my hidden internal rating

best yank genres:

1. b-more club
2. philly club
3. jersey club

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>>77540667
though not likely that lad ever would.

Gonna have a wank before it gets dark, lads. Post fit girls

>>77540759
care enough to post to tell me you don't care
stupid city boy

>>77540786
nigger

>>77540821
quality post

I hate Maisie Williams. Her and that cretin cast as daenarys would not have any career if it weren't for this shitshow.

>>77540803
ah its you
how was your day hairy nerdy manlet?

>>77540793
Naw but I like his swagger

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>>77540765
source? oh wait..

you lads ever tried blendr? like tinder but more geared towards casual sex. having some pretty good results with it ngl

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>>77540799

>>77540863
sounds like a festering pit of normals

>>77540769
van halen and andre rieu are p famous methinks

you lads ever tried grindr? like tinder but more geared towards casual sex. having some pretty good results with it ngl

>>77540863
>>>/3/

>>77540848
not a nerd, work with my hands
fine, wasn't too hot today with a nice little breeze
good day 2bh

>>77540884
keeps my willy wet though so can't complain

ou lads ever tried blendr? like microwavr but more geared towards bollock shredding than radiating. having some pretty good results with it ngl

what does "ngl" mean?
is it a Hunter x Hunter reference?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM&

>>77540863
i thought tinder was already geared towards casual sex?

I am /brit/'s token black man

>>77540925
ye

>>77540925
never go low

>>77540925
not got a light

>>77540925
not gonna lie

>>77540925
means "nigel", as in "alri nigel"

>>77540923
concept: 8/10
ambition: 7/10
execution: 5/10

>>77540927
love him simple as

>>77540920
deano

>>77540936
alri brum

>>77540925
niggers get lost

is that gurning lad still around

>>77540857
every statistic coming from your shithole
sad to see what you've done with the liberty we gave you

>>77540968
yeah fucked up the first word
might just log off /brit/ for half an hour

>>77540848
what about you, hipster parisian faggot?

>>77540929
used to be, most women on there now are on it for a relationship

>>77540995
people in the US like britain a lot more than france still lmao

>>77540927
>starving ethiopians
>lad in the audience starts howling

working the mcdonalds drive through right now

bit dead so having a cheeky /brit/ browse haha x

>>77541027
it was alright
went out in the woods to read and take a nap but it started raining
saw a girl and had intercourse

>>77541045
nice crop job you mongoloid

>>77541055

new thread

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>>211424
>>1

>>77541056
sometimes forget there's literal pikey children posting here. bet you smell of burger grease.

>>77541045
what the fuck is this actually huddersfield?

>>77541069
>the woods
wtf thought you were parisian
and yeah me too haha

>>77541103
>children

i'm 23

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how is gas 114 dollars a gallon?

>>77539482
my favourite high-rise in London tbqh

Blackfriars is a weird dump though hehe

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The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out to Vestfjorden, past Henningsvær, past Reine. Past Mosken Island where I hiked as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Væroy. Then the birds show up, black-backed gulls, herring gulls, puffins. The sun hits you - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy, loading the harpoon guns, you're in charge. You know what? You're a goddam whaleship captain! Is there any thing better in the world?