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Legsit edition
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Wonder what girls would think if they knew how much I spend fantasising about their bumholes
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fuck off whoever you are please
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>>77534272
hate that fat cow
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sophie
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at least after dresden nobody will bomb us anymore
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It's time for the percolator
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VJ39nVIBk

Doing a listen
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Lana 2bh
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dire tabloid-tier edition
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sue
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>>77534167
you don't like bacon, any variety of sausage, any variety of european ham, salami, pepperoni, pulled pork, pork chops, gammon, roast pork joint? i can understad not enjoying one or two, maybe 3 or 4. but anyone who says they dont like any variety of pork is a fucking liar. pakis are always like, oh i actually tried a bit of ham once and it wasn't for me, I don't like pork

granted, it IS bad for you, but it's also delicious
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>you just gotta be yourself bro
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>>77534333
ugly flat faced mong
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>>77534333
poo
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anime
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like to listen to this when i skip rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEWLlBFk6NU
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>>77534351
rude
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>he thinks Pink Floyd are fedora-tier
>he doesn't listen to the album The Final Cut each evening whilst playing CS:GO

I want children to LEAVE
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>>77534316
who cares about this mong he wrote scifi LOL
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>>77534373
slitty eyed freak
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HATE myself wish i would just get murdered
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>>77534375
what an abhorrent post
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On the left (Start it)
On the right (Start it)
On the left I suggest why were left (Start it)
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>>77534375
>listening to music while playing csgo

how do you hear the footsteps
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>playing CS:GO
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>>77534392
same haha
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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arsehole>asshole
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>>77534375
the virgin occupation
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>>77534348
The guy closest is ugly
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>>77534375
everything about this post is fucking shite
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love telling virgins to just be themselves, really riles them up
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>>77534428
thats not a job you mean hobby
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Gawd bless the yoo-ess of A
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Did the religion of peace do the chainsaw attack?
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>>77534388
say that to my face
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>>77534375
i play a REAL shooter instead (tf2)
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Gays are just normal blokee
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>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
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Stranger Things is for nonces
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>>77534490
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West Berkshire
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>>77534490
Yeah it's perfectly natural
*fucks an intestine filled with shit*
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played smash bros today with some stranger at his place
i think i might buy a wii u when i get home. its a funny game
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>>77534388
painfully unfunny
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>>77534506
YAAAAS QUEEN SLAY
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love being home alone
im gonna wank so hard the ceilings going to get a fresh coat of white paint
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>>77534506
think a might be bent lads

got a stiffy watching that
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>>77534506
>>77534490
Yaaaaasssss
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I need to know if he's a rasheed so I can decide if I care or not
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>>77534506
There's no denying what he's doing is incredibly skillful but it's gay as fuck
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>>77534528
t. chinkwife
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how are gays so confident and flamboyant
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>>77534575
i wish
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>>77534528
t. yellow fever beta
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>>77534493
is there a middle ground where i can just be like "i don't want to fuck her now but i can tell i will want to when she's 16"'
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>>77534580
They have female brains
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>>77534490
This genuinely makes me sad
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Am I dreaming?

No.

Where am I?

in bed.

Well, what am I doing?

Oh, talking to myself
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...en ðen he say'd:
>gaff
Don't even know what that is. Is it a dialect word?
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later baby
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>incredibly skillful
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>>77534580
only about half of them are the spastic (excuse my yank) faggot type of gay
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cant believe i forgot to buy lana tickets for brixton tonight, fucking gutted lads
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I being gay is natural then why would an organism create itself to not reproduce?
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>>77534592
NONCE
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TED TED COME QUICK ITS FADHER BEN!
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im angry right now and im not afraid to show it
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somehow managed to get my debit card PIN locked and need to get to an ATM with chip and pin to fix it but apparently these are particularly rare in france

i'm fucked lol
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http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/chester-bennington-revealed-he-saw-a-ufo-just-months-before-his-death/ar-AAoIMNf?li=BBoPWjQ

They murdered are Chester
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>>77534655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_sexual_orientation#Gay_uncle_hypothesis
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>>77534580
the ones who arent dont seem gay so you arent aware of them

>>77534655
common misconception
evolution isnt about "what makes the best organism", its about "what is barely good enough to work"

so because gays arent that common it foesnt matter
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Why are Latins so much more joyful and carefree than Germ-manics?
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>>77534655
overpopulation/pollution causing birth defects
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>>77534689
>just months before his death
>months
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4 wings
strip burger
chips
can of lilt
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>>77534731
lol
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>>77534711
alri sanchez
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>>77534711
latins are happier people
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>>77534742
Yes but why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw
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>>77534345
>granted, it IS bad for you
which is why I only eat it if I'm a guest and the housekeep' is serving it or it's going spare on a plate at a restaurant.
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>Mayor aims to stop 'vigilante' anti-immigrant activists from docking in Sicily
based
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It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
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>>77534702
>its about "what is barely good enough to work"
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vegemite
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While speaking at a conference in 2000, James Dewey Watson, an American molecular biologist, best known as one of co-discoverers of the structure of DNA had suggested a link between skin color and sex drive, hypothesizing that dark-skinned people have stronger libidos.

His lecture, complete with slides of bikini-clad women, argued that extracts of melanin — which gives skin its color — had been found to boost subjects' sex drive. "That's why you have Latin lovers," he said, according to people who attended the lecture. "You've never heard of an English lover. Only an English patient."
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>>77534756
sunshine and beaches x
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did NOT expect to get so much abuse for my Pink Floyd/CS:GO post
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Read more: Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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>>77534711
literally the sun
its why people from dixie are so annoying and talk too much
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lesbian edition of dinner date tonight lads
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anyone who advocates for mass immigration should be hanged for treason
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>>77534793
watson is a crackpot
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>>77534793
sounds pretty specious
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Nipping out for a chippy

Anybody want anything?
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>>77534821
you're not going to hang anyone mate you dont even know how to sprint
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>he went home to get it
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>>77534842
i have been training my body and mind for the race war
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there's no eye in internet
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>>77534811
Post pics
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>“Gay men report, on an average, slightly longer and thicker penises than non-gay men.[72]”
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>>77534802
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>>77534840
deep fried pizza
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>>77534802
calm down dad it's just banter
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>>77534865
God I wish that was me
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percocet molly percocet
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why don't brits pronounce the letter r
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>>77534821
I always hear people say hang hillary for war crimes but what about George Bush he was worse? never hear anything from him
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>>77534865
what did he mean by this
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Having a drink
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>>77534914
is it nice
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wish i had no family so i wouldn't feel guilty if i killed meself
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>>77534901
why does some guy on here know my name
i know you're out there
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have to go outside lads
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>>77534930
this
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>>77534929
Ye
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>>77534930
Me too, desu. They were mortified when I tried and failed before. Felt bad.
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god I fucking hate weebs so fucking much
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>>77534914
i'm embarrassed by this post
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So now I'm alone now I can think for myself about little deals and issues and things that I just don't understand like a white lie that night or a slight touch at times. I don't think it meant anything to you.
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>>77534930
Kill them first
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>>77534860
Perhaps they're gay because of extreme vanity for their cocks, so sucking other big cocks is pleasurable for them as a sort of transferred admiration

just a theory

I'm pretty much straight but I'm quite proud of the proportions of my cock and I sometimes wonder what it would feel like to have a similarly shaped dick in my mouth or arse. Sucked someone's cock once but it was pretty small
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>>77534781
>http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/misconceptions_faq.php#b6

MISCONCEPTION: Evolution results in progress; organisms are always getting better through evolution.

CORRECTION: One important mechanism of evolution, natural selection, does result in the evolution of improved abilities to survive and reproduce; however, this does not mean that evolution is progressive — for several reasons. First, as described in a misconception below (link to "Natural selection produces organisms perfectly suited to their environments"), natural selection does not produce organisms perfectly suited to their environments. It often allows the survival of individuals with a range of traits — individuals that are "good enough" to survive. Hence, evolutionary change is not always necessary for species to persist. Many taxa have changed little physically over great expanses of time. Second, there are other mechanisms of evolution that don't cause adaptive change. Mutation, migration, and genetic drift may cause populations to evolve in ways that are actually harmful overall or make them less suitable for their environments.

MISCONCEPTION: Natural selection is about survival of the very fittest individuals in a population.

CORRECTION: Though "survival of the fittest" is the catchphrase of natural selection, "survival of the fit enough" is more accurate. In most populations, organisms with many different genetic variations survive, reproduce, and leave offspring carrying their genes in the next generation. It is not simply the one or two "best" individuals in the population that pass their genes on to the next generation. This is apparent in the populations around us: for example, a plant may not have the genes to flourish in a drought, or a predator may not be quite fast enough to catch her prey every time she is hungry. These individuals may not be the "fittest" in the population, but they are "fit enough" to reproduce and pass their genes on to the next generation.
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>>77534655
gays can reproduce tho and have all throughout history
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>>77534930
but you won't feel guilty once you've lamped yourself
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>>77534947
why
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they hate us cos they aint us
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Got 0.58% off a first lads haha.
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honestly am the best poster on this website sorry
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>>77534966
how did u fail
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>>77535002
toil beckons
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would date pretty much any race
but would NEVER date anyone of a lower class than me
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>>77534988
obv but the moments prior would be wrought with guilt
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wish i lived in the US so i could try heroin and other shit you cant find here 2bh desu
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>>77534982
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parents are arguing about me again
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>tfw finally back into profit on my crypto holdings

wew lads, was looking bleak.
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>>77535019
Are you Dutch? I'm thinking of doing my MA at Utrecht. Please could you give me a bit of insight about your country?
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Chris Nolan's gimmicks:
>great visual set pieces
>metronymic Hans Zimmer scores
>messing around with the perception of time and space

All in all a pretty interesting filmmaker
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>>77535039
same because I am the lowest class heeehee
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how do i forget lads...
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>>77534946
whats ur name
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>>77535057
LOUIS
YOU'VE GONE FERAL
YOU NEED HELP LOUIS
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>>77535075
not a swamp german
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president toilet bog fart
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>>77535094
just get drunk
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>>77535096
tim
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>>77535057
Whenever I hear my parents arguing I imagine it's about me but usually it's not
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>tfw when i have a posh accent and have a privileged upbringing but work in a terrible low-paid job with a few lads so i can dynamically change between classes depending who i'm speaking to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
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>The Orange Order has asked its members to stop using the term 'RIP' to express grief or sympathy after a death.

It said the phrase is unbiblical, un-Protestant, and a form of superstition connected to Catholicism.
RIP is an abbreviation of 'rest in peace' or in Latin, 'requiescat in pace'.

He told the BBC's Talkback programme: "Observing social media, we have noticed that the letters RIP are used a lot by Protestants, and by some evangelical Protestants."

Mr Thompson explained that for him, 'RIP' is a prayer and he did not encourage prayers for the dead.
"From a Protestant point of view, we believe, when death comes, a person either goes to be with Christ for all eternity, or into hell. That's what we believe the gospel to be and in this 500th anniversary year of the Reformation, I think Luther, when the scales fell off his eyes, realised that it was all by faith alone, in Christ alone, the decision is made during life, on this earth, so that when death comes it has been made and no decision has been made after death," he said.
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>>77535079
don't get the fuss about hans zimmer
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>>77534946
oi jordan message me back on fb hahaha
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>>77535101
Thankyou for your valuable insight.
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>>77535094
Read, exercise, meditate
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>>77535094
introduce your chin to my fist and you'll be comatose
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>>77535127
Can't even fathom the mindset that would lead you to post this
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>>77534966
how did u fail
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>>77535127
interesting

I went to Westminster and Cambridge so I sound pretty posh but I'm a depressed lazy neet so that will probably be my fate too

wonder how I'll fit in at the benefit office
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>The international trade secretary said the issue of whether the current UK ban on chlorine-washed poultry would be lifted was "a detail of the very end stage of one sector" of future talks.

>The EU bans imports on health grounds but free market groups want a rethink.

Ah yes
Brexit
can't wait for corporations to shove carcinogens down our throats like they do in the US
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>>77535079
he's the virgin filmmaker
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>>77534935
>Banter
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>>77535075
its GR8

why utrecht
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>>77535150
no problem good sir

*tips steampunk top hat with whizzing gears*
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far-right twitter bullied Aisha off twitter
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>>77535120

where am i from
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half the shit I order online doesn't come the absolute hamlet of fucking ASDA
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>>77535195
b-but the poles are going home right?
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>>77535182
>Westminster
Pathetic wannabe
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>>77535220
stop giving her attention
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>>77535223
australia
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Can a risotto be too rich? I'm afraid I made it too good
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put off Elle fanning when i heard her voice
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t. NEET upper middle class ugly short skinny fat dateless virgin 28

would only consider dating 6/10+ upper middle class white girls
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need more bollockposting
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>>77535236
Hello thicko Etonian who goes t =o Durham
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>>77535195
chlorine-washed chicken is safe though
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>>77535248
ha, was scared a bit
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(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea
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>>77535243
shes gone now
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>>77535259
dumb virgin lmao out of my sight you cretin
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>>77535243
Shan't
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>>77535182
you'll be treated lower than the low classes because you were handed life on a plate and still managed to fuck things up.
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>>77535265
Responsible for 4 of these
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>>77534980
iirc only a small amount of homosexuals draw their orientation from inheritance, and i'd put the rest down to environmental factors (including birth defects)
the nature of it is goes a fair bit further than being 'fit enough' to reproduce. in fact it's just about the entire opposite
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>>77535172
Hung myslef out of a 3rd floor window an the radiator which I tied the cable around ripped off the wall. I plummeted to the ground and knocked myself out. Next thing I knew I wash in hospital. Apparently a neighbour came outside after hearing a bang, seen me lying there and called an ambulance
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i break women hearts cause they broke mine
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>>77535182
u can't actually get JSA if u have like over 15k in savings or something
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>>77535302
Dunno why I laughed at this. Sorry lad, I hope you're ok
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>>77535214
Got recommended it by one of my lecturers. They have a history Research MA there and the university seems to have a good reputation online.

Genuinely would value anything you could tell me about the Netherlands in general or about Utrecht if you know anything.
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Imagine your parents naming you after an Elvis Costello song

bit mad
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>>77535223
Perth
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Hate when cunts book a holiday an make a mad Insta collage usin the hotel website pics, actual nae cunt cares yer goin tae Cuba in 2019
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>>77535302
surely even if it hadn't of failed someone who have seen you and rang somebody and you'd 'fail' anyway
what'd your family say
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>>77535349
NUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>77535302
honestly sounds like something out of a comedy
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>>77535265
NEED the one about westminister sheed running over that lads bollocks on the bridge
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>>77535266
Eton is for tryhards too

>>77535272
>$0.04 has been deposited to your account
>Thanks for working with Monsanto!
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>>77535368
meant brisbane
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>tfw too picky with girls
>would only consier dating 7/10s that are also intelligent, in a decent job and don't have shit taste in clothes/music

It's not easy lads
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going to masturbate to japanese women now

good bye /brit/
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not sure how you're going to do a masters if you can't even give the right post a (You)
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>>77535394
yes it is
just lower your standards you fuckwit
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Bit worried about Tim
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>log onto twitter for a cheeky scroll
>first thing i see

yelling
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>>77535376
yeah i mean funny gimmick but the hysteria over chlorine-washed chicken is just that, hysteria
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put a pizza in the oven just now
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Weird to see women acting all aloof when you know deep down that they either
a) are constantly getting dicked
b) are fantasising non-stop about getting dicked
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>>77535416
don't you'll regret it
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>>77535394
most good girls are taken by the tume they're 20
take the plainpill and you'll be much happier
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>just lower your standards
you can't just flick a switch and be alri with an uggo
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>>77535423
dont get it?
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>>77535432
did that a while ago now I'm putting on pierogi what am I like x
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>>77535423
i forgive her
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>>77535407
oi! oi! OI!
*you turn your head just as you've reached the door*
FOY!
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>>77535419
why, that post i made was a joke
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>>77535336
been here for 6 months and still know nothing except that everyone speaks english
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>>77535423
>aisha would murder her own family over political affiliations
ah yes
mentally stable and worth listening to
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dont understand why a guy w ould want to put his cock in a vagina desu
also dont understand why a girl would want to have a cock put in her vagina desu
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What shall I read next?

>Will Self - The Quantity Theory of Insanity
>D.T. Suzuki - Mysticism: Christian and Buddhist
>Richard McGregor - The Party (on modern Chinese politics)
>Orwell - Burmese Days
>D.H. Lawrence - Lady Chatterly's Lover
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>>77535459
Once you get a taste of dat pussy you can
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>>77535423
link it lad
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lmao at the runts whod rather be lonely than having a gf with bad taste in music or some shit
state of you lot
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>>77535460

aisha is a commieslag that posts on brit

i follow literally nobody who uses /brit/ on my normie twitter and she's cropped up there

bit bizarre really
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>>77535497
do u really have to read one of those? I've not read it but the mysticism book sounds the most interesting
>>
>>77535497
none of them, you are trying too hard.
>>
I remember when I was suicidal(I was 19) in the late 80's one night I heard this song and it gave me hope. I thought I may be down but "I can shout to the top". I never looked back. Sometimes it just takes a song.
>>
>>77535491
feels good lad
>>
watched The Nice Guys the other day
3 main american characters played by two australians and a canadian
hollyweird
>>
>>77535514
don't laugh at me please
>>
>>77535459
yes you can
>>
>>77535497
sorry forgot one lads:
Dawkins - The God Delusion
>>
>>77535481
Hasn't tweeted since this morning
>>
>>77535514
its just an excuse
they're incel
>>
>>77535514
It's a defense mechanism la, they'd gladly take some average looking basic bitch but they can't even get that so they compensate by prattling on about "high standards"
>>
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Should have bought Etherium ffs
>>
>>77535482
going to hit you with my bike
h8 u fricken forners
>>
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>>77535374
is it in here?
>>77535265
thanks very much, I needed that.
>>
>>77535549
oh, you're not the same guy who knows my name and should fuck off because now i cant sleep
>>
imagine going out with a girl who doesn't enjoy ghetto house

bit mad
>>
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I AM NOT A CLUMSY, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE SUICIDER
>>
>>77535452
>tfw 25

fugg

>>77535497
it's what's unread on my shelf
also

>Gregor von Rezzori - The Snows of Yesteryear
>J.K. Galbraith - The Affluent Society (would be re-reading this)
>War and Peace (can't be arsed hehe)
>>
>>77535547
>Dawkins - The God Delusion
Is it 2008 already?
>>
>>77535572
Wat app
>>
>>77535497
Will I love mySelf?
>>
>>77535577
alri Van Den Berg
>>
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>>77535568
i mean you're part right it's not like munters are throwing themselves at me but over the years the odd munter has expressed interest but I can't deal with that.

>>77535613
war and peace is by far the best choice lmao
>>
>>77535602
ASS N TITTIES ASS N TITTIES
>>
>>77535589
alri mr bean
>>
>>77535634
money box. offered returns of up to 4.7%, was doing well at around 3% during the first few months of the year but has steadily levelled off.
>>
Still haven't heard an explanation as to how it's white ppl to blame for that black guy who choked on his drugs
>>
>>77535589
no, it was a long and complex story with ballbusting as a twist at the end
>>
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bought my own house today

it's a bit shit but also pretty comfy
>>
>>77535514
I don't even care whether their taste is good or not, I just can't be arsed to constantly be in touch with someone and pretend to enjoy her company or force myself to find things to talk about with her

Simple as
>>
>>77535688
white "people" started the war on drugs to keep the black man down
>>
>>77535688
*shits into my palm and chunks it at you from my cage*
>>
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new MurdochMurdoch edition https://youtu.be/tVlhdWO34tE
>>
jam doughnut
>>
>>77535679
are cryptos a viable income or is it too late now?
>>
>>77535741
no one fucking cares you spotty nerd
>>
choclatey claire
>>
>>77535707
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/72633015/#72633063
>>
>>77535712
wtf lad why do your legs get hairy on the bottom but not the top
>>
HATE hearing people talk out on the street

either go into your houses and talk there or shut the fuck up

simple as
>>
sunken eyes, pale skin, receding hairline.

look like a right state
>>
>>77535741
shant
>>
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jelo dono
>>
>>77535767
not sure lad, i bought £100 of digicoins and lost about £70. a mate has made about £100 on ethereum since then. imo long term it seems like any time is good to invest as the price will always go uop
>>
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literally just copped this off the fb comment section
fucking white ppl
>>
toby le rone
>>
>>77535795
that's the one
>>
>>77535803
alri Abergil
>>
>>77535707
sorry, I didn't check before posting, but I was compiling that around the time of the terroract at Westminster.
>>
>>77535849
poor?
>>
*teleports behind u*
>>
>>77535803
really don't enjoy your contributions in the slightest
>>
>>77535878
>>77535878
>>77535878


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>>77535878
>>77535878
>>77535878
>>
need some md for the weekend lads but haven't used TOR for yonks, anyone got a decent market place. guessing silkroad is monitored these days
>>
>>77535767
even compared to the start of the year the big cryptos have made 1000%+ the problem is you always risk losing it all with something as volatile as this and personally i'm not convinced there isnt' a hell of a slot of shady shit going on with some of them. U can look at coins that have been more or less flatline for 3 years and then suddenly in a month they make 10000% gains and you're just like what the fuck is this
>>
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The lads
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>>77535899
no
>>
>>77535804
>more sleep, ice packs, exfoliation
>go outside
>finasteride+minoxidil
all fixed. no need to thank me
>>
dont you mongs even think of migrating before at least 300
>>
>>77535944
i'll have you know i'm an expat not a migrant
>>
*migrates*
>>
>>77535094
NLP
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html
>>
reminder that the healthiest pattern is report but /join/ early new threads. if it's deleted, great, if it's not, at least you're posting with /brit/
>>
>>77535229
Got a grocery delivery from Tesco last week, driver forgot to bring one of the crates in. Rang him up (had his number because I make drivers call me - doorbell doesn't work), told him he'd missed a load and he came back with it. I didn't make a fuss, just pointed out the error.

He was grateful, knowing I could've called the Tesco office but I called his mobile, just kept it between the two of us.
>>
>>77535308
And the women who broke your heart - did it because I broke theirs.

<3
>>
lifting weights is reactionary bullshit
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