me on the left edition
anime
>>77532789
nonce
love posting pics of rorkes. Please post rorkey posts so I can use my rorke reactions
2017 truly is the year of nikki s and nyke
5'8
suicidal
just had sex
being ugly is most unpleasent thing everytime i walk past someone i feel inferior or rare case they are uglier i am shocked that this person has the balls to walk the same streets
are you allowed to wank to loli hentai in the uk
What books you lot reading then?
>>77532821
chebbers spotted
>>77532821
DAYUM
>>77532780
I have a feeling that Neanderthals would be GOAT at wrestling and striking
>>77532549
so one must be superautistic to not watch shitty tv or listen to shitty music?
>>77532819
>be ugly manlet
>walk past normals
>hear them laugh
>instantly assume it's aimed at me
>>77532791
>thats some scary shit 2bh
I read somewhere of a guy who removed a skimmer after finding it in the train ticket machine
There was a guy watching him (who installed the thing) and knocked him out cold
mental
>>77532821
got
first wank i've felt gross at myself afterwards in the past few years. read a fucked up hentai and kept reading even though i wasn't even aroused and thought it was gross
>>77532701
>>77532726
Enlighten me as to how being very tall is advantageous in the modern era. There's a reason cavemen were small, you know.
feel like i'm not ugly but i have one or two poor features that ruins me
>plethora of juicy teen legs and arses on show in shorts on the ol' commute home from work
>far too warm to wank over them
>>77532821
damn what a skank going out like that
also Words of Radiance
>>77532846
amen to that, see eprson looking at you must be pitying me for being so ugly
fruit rankings:
1) raspberries
2) crunchy apples
3) bananas
3) everything else
you're nobody till somebody loves you
>>77532821
city of glass (paul auster)
>>77532821
HATE chebs as im never allowed a go
new A$AP video doesn't do justice to the song
What day is it?
>>77532821
>OMG why do guys keep staring at my breasts fuckin creeps I can't even
Australia seems really boring despite its diverse nature. wtf actually happens there
>>77532689
there is a £30 per day limit, but if you didn't notice your card was gone for 5 days, that's £150. it's just stupid, pointless. chip and pin was already quick and easy, you're saving like 9 seconds and it's just not worth it
>>77532849
Poles should've let Vienna fall
>>77532821
The Great Escape: Health, Wealth, and the Origins of Inequality by Angus Deaton
>>77532821
the power - naomi alderman
>>77532885
hohohoho made a mess of that didn't i
>>77532903
25th december
>>77532869
this
>>77532886
do mums count
>>77532843
you dont have to watch him or listen to know who he is. its like saying someone doesnt know who ronaldo or messi is. people who have never watched football still know about them because of their popularity in the media
>>77532903
luneday
>>77532907
do you toy guns
Got jocks itch lads
>>77532840
they were much stronger, also probably more intelligent. Interesting fact:we likely wiped them out only because we were more numerous, could throw things, and more sociable
>you will never be a glorious SS officer
>>77532935
yes x
Whenever I spend the entire summer inside I feel slightly upset that I didn't see many sluts in skimpy outfits
Candid's just not the same
>>77532907
>wtf actually happens there
tfw youre doing a pee and get a whiff of your cock cheese
>>77532907
standard sprawling city life
>>77532965
Can't wait to see what the abnormies have to say about this outfit
>>77532965
as they say: summer really brings out the best in women
>>77532952
>posting high school girls
get 2 jail
>>77532927
quick it's not late enough to delet and pretend it never happened
any man in?
Are we slag posting then
>>77532904
no womans ever said something to this affect unironically
>>77532956
>Implying a genetic reject such as yourself could make it into the SS
maybe toward the end of the war when Hitler was happy sending senior and child conscripts out while he quite literally shit himself into dysentery in a bunker like a little rodent
>>77533015
ofc she has but not the chads only to the loser nerd
yes
any uk bass man in
>>77533018
weren't the SS weirdos and misfits to begin with?
>>77532965
who is this slag
>>77533008
Oh it's on
>>77532868
ah well you see
*develops back problems at an early age*
it err
*crouches through the doorway*
makes it easier
*is pushed over easily*
for me to
*can't fit in cars*
pull girls
*can't find clothes that fit me*
at the club
>>77533008
why yes we are
>>77533005
no, this is a lesbian general
>>77533008
me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU
lads
>>77532849
flags are a bit unnecessary all things considered
best timeline
>>77533072
O_o
>>77533015
I watched a docu about porn and some little harlot said she didn't like being looked at like a piece of meat
absolutely howled there
>>77532967
*pokemon battle theme starts playing*
Wish I knew how to talk to girls lads
>>77533058
the manlet post
>>77533018
I have blondish hair and blue eyes
>>77533049
Those were the SA
The SS were the true autists
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html
>The interbreeding meant that their own line died out, said Professor Julien Riel-Salvatore, of the University of Colorado, adding: "In many ways they were simply victims of their own success."
huh. reminds me of something...
>>77533008
>>77533097
oh no not you too tim
*surreptitiously watches /brit/*
>>77533049
the leaders were, but himmler was obsessed with aryans and shit
>>77533142
jews?
white people?
>>77533152
*closes the curtain
>>77532965
need a hot slut girlfriend to marry and ruin my life
miss 2pac lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQ6IzBUMF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cz_nOpxgCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9BWM8lwOA
What day is it?
exactly 6'0 in the morning
wouldn't mind being 6'2 or 6'3 desu, it makes a big difference
My teacher always told me "Quavo you gon be a failure."
I seen her yesterday and put her number in my cellular/
the SA uniform looked a bit kiddish and boy scout esque
now the SS black uniform... wow
>>77533064
most pucking fachines
>>77533152
>>77533182
dunno
haven't had my daily fix of tim vids with a dozen date checks to tell me what the day is
is it weird for a 21 year old to date a 17.5 year old who's at university?
>>77533182
>making me realise I've lost track of the days
>>77533181
Based pac putting stupid females in their place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1Fg0Fmazo
>>77533216
Nah
>>77533216
>17.5 year old
'
gf just sent me this
Saint Michael Archangel,
defend us in battle
>>77532821
cheeky bit of Zizek
>>77533151
how do you know my name
>>77533216
half age plus seven
borderline but you're good
so BORED
>>77533192
absolutely love this set of webms
Never really laughed at Tim until that video with are sara the bog cleaner in it desu.
>>77533216
Weird? Yes
Weird and illegal you freak
this tower is in ireland somewhere
pretty neat desu
>>77533192
nothing interesting if you've ever been to a beach
>>77533253
go for a walk around your area and post pics for us
>>77533227
>>77533226
>>77533249
cheers, have a date lined up with her and she just asked my age, did this pic in real life
>>77533221
think pac might have been a closet robot 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkyqFWH-l30
>are sara
cringe
>>77533259
dont post my residence on /brit/ ever again
>>77533254
Her shoes are untied
>>77533216
does she also happen to look 14 years old because of a growth hormone deficiency?
>>77533258
shut up
6pm already. Mental.
>>77533259
reddit cunt
>>77533259
how'd you find where i live
>>77533306
nah.. hahah..
>>77533306
>growth hormone deficiency
Is that a thing?
I remember in sixth form there was a girl who literally looked about 8
>comic-con(vention)
>all about movies and television series
???
>reddit cunt
>>77533312
amen to that bruvva another day another nothingness
>>77533303
didn't notice that because i was looking at her absolutely delicious thighs
>>77533151
>>77533243 answer me >>77533243
>>77533312
I've noticed that if I don't wank at night, I wake up naturally. If I wank I just sleep through the morning and wake up in the afternoon. Interesting development.
rye bread & this badman
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee9_1500906148
dogs are literally the best animals. good boy blue
It's dark
And hell is hot
>>77533331
nonce
>>77533331
messi had something like that which is why he had to leave his argentine club cause they couldn't afford it
>when i was a teen used to get jealous of all the mid-late 20s alpha males who took all the cute girls in school
>now i'm mid-20s i realise they're actually the runts of their age group, not alpha at all
where were you when you realised you're now considered an intimidating grown up by kids
>>77533312
>>77533346
Dunno about you fags but ive already been to the local boxing club this morning for some sparring, ran 5k and lifted
Going to the gfs house to watch a movie sometime this afternoon
where i live (srs)
>>77533381
*smells like shit 24/7*
*barks at literally nothing for hours on end*
*kills a small child for fun*
secondary date check
bears watching bears show
teddy got the swiper
hacks on my pc
amersham hill running down to high wycombe that way
swipe
>>77533396
thing is mate you're posting on /brit/ so you're alsoa fucking loser lol
>>77533396
Check your ableist privilege.
>>77533416
>*kills a small child for fun*
nowt wrong
>>77533357
you posts always have 'Screen shot DATE at TIME'
>>77533409
>living in oxford
very sorry lad
>>77533389
>be 26
>look same as I did when was 18
Fucking Gen Z runts think I'm one of them
>>77532840
looks like the average greek to me
>>77533389
that's not properly true. the actual runts go out with ugly school girls but the ones that get the hot ones are just good scouts
Anime
>>77533389
most middle schoolers are taller then me desu
based polish president vetoed the piss poor judicial reform
>>77533478
wrong
>>77533493
she looks like a mime
>>77533389
Was just thinking the other day how as a teenager the 17 year old girl with the 23 year old bf was always 2 cool 4 school but now a 23 year old with a teenage gf is creepy and borderline pedophilic
>>77533475
some girls are ugly in school but beautiful when theyre 25
>>77532947
"we" didn't "wipe them out", they died out naturally and the few remaining ones integrated with out species
>>77533493
hate girls who talk like they're in primary
out of the way agricucks
barely 5'8 here
I often get laughed at in the street
>>77533451
ok, what does 'not you too' mean
Dont know how some people just let themselves rot away. You cant blame depression. Everyones fucking depressed.
If im not exercising, keeping on top of things, working or meticulously bettering my appearance I am anxious
>>77533493
dont /int/post in /brit/. no one finds it funny
its embarrassing
>>77533516
i feel like that's a seperate point
>tfw 5'10
What should I do?
>>77533475
nah cute girls just get wet for any lad older than them with a little bit of money and a car, even an uggo runt can shag a fit 18 year old easily here. maybe it's different in rooland where every other lad is unironically 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>>77533513
>borderline pedophilic
literally nothing wrong with it
>>77533546
>If im not exercising, keeping on top of things, working or meticulously bettering my appearance I am anxious
he says while posting on /brit/ absolutely howling at you lad
>>77533555
>>77533576
Post willy:height ratio
Reckon my flat must smell like farts by now. A day without opening the windows and LOTS of farting? It's a worry.
hello?
>>77533546
I'm not the person I want to be and no amount of hard work can change that
>>77533546
you're the root of mankind's problems, faustian man
>>77533516
its very unfair
>>77533603
howdy
5'6 here, 'ent had a shag for about 2 yeur now (or any female interaction above an awkward hug for that matter)
>>77533599
My willy is 7.5 inches
>>77533602
good post
started smoking woolies at 16
>>77533516
cosmetic surgery
>>77533612
root of mankind's crawl out of the slime*
>>77533565
just means "scouting" isnt always accurate
5'8 and a half
girls raise their pitch around me as if they're talking to a little kid
just got off the phone to Lloyds fraud team after being on hold for 20 minutes
the Scottish woman on the other side was lovely, she said I was technically at fault and should have reported it lost straight away but they'll refund me on this occasion
happy desu
>>77533555
lie and say you're 6'0 like every other 5'9 - 5'11 runt
>>77533546
>meticulously bettering my appearance
Gay.
>Kent
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe4_1500867227
Is all of England like this now
hate it when people type in their accent
>>77533626
Hey me too :)
0.107 w:h master race
any übermanlets in
>>77533652
did you shag her la
>>77533632
dont think its much common here
some people just grow up simple as, lose weight, get a better skin, remove glasses, start taking care of themselves and by the time they're like 24 25 they're at the top of the looks chain
>>77533690
what height is ubermanlet?
https://youtu.be/1D_QL9LTl5g?t=871
imagine the only thing separating you and this being a thin plaster wall
>>77533676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwJSd0R_t84
choon
>>77533513
>borderline pedophilic
Lock the borders. To gain access to the civilized world will cost you 1 million dollars per person and each person must come with a PhD in a science or math.
>>77533629
>>77533707
below 5'8"
willy has grown
used to be 5.6 inches when i was 17
now im almost 19 and its 6 inches even
hmm
engucks mad af cause they dinnae huv an accent
>>77533707
5'6 or less
At what stage in your life did you realise you were miserable?
>>77533709
This man speaks the truth
>>77533698
nah want to though, sounded like a milf
>>77533723
that's saudi arabia for you
>>77533709
>>77533546
most lives are not worth the effort
>>77533518
yes we did spastic
>>77533746
>tfw 5'6
>>77533723
what about thick runts who are already here
i'd rather an indian doctor than a white call centre manager with an arsenal barnet
>>77533677
pics please
>>77533723
>Lock the borders. To gain access to the civilized world will cost you 1 million dollars per person and each person must come with a PhD in a science or math.
life is the true gimmick
>>77533750
probably about 17
realised i fucking hated 6th form and didnt have any friends
all got worse from there
>>77533738
fuck off child
>>77533740
yes mate, we're all posh cunts who speak in RP
yank tier post desu give your head a wobble
is pink floyd the fedora of music?
feelin' depressed yo
>>77533786
we're gonna make it
>>77533775
me on the left
>>77533576
most of the male population is below your height
>>77533723
>Lock the borders.
Can I still leave?
>>77533818
them and queen
>>77533812
you're all ponces
>>77533780
nah you're full of shit mate
>>77533775
ignorance is bliss innit
would not turn down smoking crack if someone offered me
>>77533818
new prog like tool is fedora, pink floyd is comfy dad music
why does some cunt know my name
>is pink floyd the fedora of music?
>>77533818
them and the beatles are the virgin bands
Just rang the feds telling them about that yank nonce
>>77533851
explain to me how you know
>tfw had an extremely strong regional accent (really a dialect) as a child but annihilated all traces of it and taught myself to speak correctly growing up
>depression
pretty sure someone just rang my door bell and ran away
more people died in the bombing of hamburg than the entire blitz because the dryness and destruction of roads made it very conducive to fire and prevented firemen from putting it out, and it got so big it literally formed a hurricane of fire and suffocated everyone in the bunkers below the street
ngl pretty badass
Have you heard about the decline of yurts in Mongolia? It's intense
Depression is symptom of having a high IQ
bored out my fucking nut
just shat myself
>>77533884
neanderthal genes are mixed in the human genome
burden of proof is on you anyway mate
you absolutely sure there was an epic race war?
>>77533885
>>77533885
>correctly
looks like you're a brainlet
>>77533905
Enlighten us
>tfw thick regional accent that sounds absolutely unintelligible to foreigners
>>77533905
tell me more
i'm very interested
>>77533861
good lad
>>77533861
Was walking the street smashed on alcohol once, when I met this ex-neighbour who said he'd give me a toke of crack if we went back to mine. He made a pipe out of a Coke can and metal tube and smoked it, then passed it to me. Dunno if he'd smoked it all or I was too drunk to feel it, but it did nowt. Pretty sure it was the former.
>>77533939
>>77533900
Pretty horrible actually, people would soak themselves in water just to cool down but the fire was so hot all the water turned to steam and they were literally scalded to death by their own clothes
>>77533893
grim
been NEET for 13 months now and don't see how i could go back
>tfw wispy and nervous voice that hammers home the virgin status
>>77533789
>he doesn't do kegel exercises and jaw exercises whilst on the computer
Lmaoing at your no gains
>>77533953
probably the worst film i've seen
>>77533927
humans have warred since forever. highly doubt we found a different species and just got along mate. reckon there was some rape going on there
>>77533890
why is she so swarthy..she could easily be italian or turk
Shan't be visiting r9k anymore lads
>>77533976
vocaroo
>>77533893
got a stiff willy now
>>77533985
because she is a turk
Charlie Gard parents end legal fight as time runs out for 'beautiful' baby
>>77533978
Bet you look like a right spacker doing that.
>>77533980
ah yes, evidence
very nice
>>77534014
would stomp this little runt's head open
i remember poo was comflicted
>>77533976
>tfw get routinely complimented on my voice, told that I should do voice over work or be on the radio
> 'why yes, i listen to pink floyd'
get mistaken for a female so often ive decided to just leave the chin fluff and sideburns from now on
>>77533955
it was called operation gommorah because god rained fire and brimstone upon there and sodom after they drew his wrath. rather apt & the germans shouldn't have bombed britain without expected to be bombed back
>>77534040
all your posts are terrible
>>77533985
>blue eyes, pale skin, light brown/blonde hair
>swarthy
>know the plane? he FLIES the plane
>>77534028
you have none either mongo
>e4c1a9b51c9f933c4f03da44c(...).jpg
about to eat a mini pizza and garlic bread haha what am I like x
>>77534055
Just cut down the long hair.
>>77534087
why does he love ham?
>>77534087
literally eating a cured ham leg as i type this post
saving this thread until i find out how a british guy knows my name
>>77534014
whats the popular opinion on this story?
I don't really know what to think
>>77534087
wahey pints
wahey wahey wahey
Ronnie Kray was drinking in another pub in London when he learned of Cornell's location. He went there with his driver "Scotch Jack" John Dickson and his assistant Ian Barrie. Ronnie went into the pub with Barrie, walked straight to Cornell and shot him in the head in public view. Barrie, confused by what happened, fired five shots in the air warning the public not to report what had happened to the police. Just before he was shot, Cornell remarked, "Well, look who's here." He died at 3:00am in hospital.
Ronnie Kray was already suffering from paranoid schizophrenia at the time of the killing.[19]
According to some sources, Ronnie killed Cornell because he called him a "fat poof" during a confrontation in the previous year, at the Astor Club on Christmas Day 1965.
>>77534087
ham isn't that exciting
>>77534079
then why make the claim as if it was a fact then mate
>>77534090
vomiting at the prospect of this many carbs mate
>>77534087
>ham
not a fan
>pork chops
BIG fan
>>77534095
too anxious for hairdressers
wish i was dead lads haha
>>77534123
close to a fact as it gets mate
>>77534152
no you don't
>>77534087
he should have said sausages. many people dont like ham. everyone loves a good old british sosig though
>>77534087
pork isn't good desu not even muslim
>>77534167
hello chaim
>>77534164
looks like a poo
hate the normie yank poster who is very obviously lying about being cool
>>77534155
you admitted you dont have a shred of evidence to back it up
not exactly a fact
if you haven't had tomato pasta sauce made from ground pork you should try it
>pork isn't good desu not even muslim
>>77533977
cheers
>>77534163
ah yeh you're right. loving life lads haha
>>77534148
same honestly
wish i found one who would shut the fuck up and not ask me questions
nothing but thieves is the greatest british band since queen
there, i said it
>>77534164
best stevie wonder album
>>77534205
it's kero kero bonito in fact
just sharted
fucking hate seagulls, annoying loud cunts
might buy an airsoft gun and blow their heads off
>>77534204
even if i could find that id probably still not be able to handle 20 minutes in front of a mirror
>>77534285
i love you
>>77534058
Germans firebombed Coventry, indiscriminately of civilians and military targets. Even destroyed the cathedral. That was the first instance of it. As a result, a new verb was born: to "Coventrate," ie. to do to a city what the Luftwaffe did to Coventry. This word was coined by Goebbels, bragging about the level of devastation. Not too long after that attack, I read, munitions production in Coventry had tripled, and the English were using the word "Coventrate" as well...
>>77534164
It's spelt 'sausage'.
>>77534207
lol
>>77534248
hate you
>>77534205
>since queen
i've already spotted another queen
>>77533989
Quite like those threads 2bh they're fun
>>77534234
just reported this post to the ISPCA
>>77534167
you don't like bacon, any variety of sausage, any variety of european ham, salami, pepperoni, pulled pork, pork chops, gammon, roast pork joint? i can understad not enjoying one or two, maybe 3 or 4. but anyone who says they dont like any variety of pork is a fucking liar. pakis are always like, oh i actually tried a bit of ham once and it wasn't for me, I don't like pork
granted, it IS bad for you, but it's also delicious.
>>77533885
t. reformed brummie
>>77534234
Airsoft won't kill em mate they need at least .177 calibre lead pellet to the cranium
t. pigeon remover
>>77534262
hi dan