/brit/

the best gimmicks are those posted once a day

good makeout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0

king athelstan was the best king we ever had

anyone remember the meme where everyone pretends to hate americans

athelstan ought 2 go back 2 pakistan

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the final piill?

aesthetic borders

any fellow kekistani lads in?

doing a poo

are doctor who episodes all stand alone

All non english have a silent bond. Anytime a Scot is in Ireland or Wales or vice versa there's words left unsaid but acknowledged.

>>77531287
based black nigger here

>>77531259
alfred imo

flat earth is real.

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I'm giving you a night call
To tell you how I feel

>>77531269
>>77530391
>>77530411

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>>77531230
C-can I play?

>>77531065
>england + france as a country
the french dont like you

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>>77531281

A race traitor?
Whats that? Don't quite understand if I'm honest.
A traitor to the random genetic mutations that have been passed down to me and people like me by chance?
How can I be a traitor to that?
Baffling

>>77531312
Only part of Scotland that likes you either.

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>>77531316

>>77531308
quite literally all me

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>>77530216
>>77530383
>>77530488
I'm a fucking loser neet. I live in my dad's house. Nothing I've said is incorrect though. Stop embarrassing yourselves you arseblasted deanos
And no I don't care enough about what you think or if you believe me or not to put some clothes on and take a picture of the outside of my house and possibly get doxxed
Maybe one day if you piss me off enough

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New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

>>77531325
>by chance
no chance about it lad. Your parents had sex and had you

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AHEM
*adjusts cufflinks*
*marries cousin*
*gentrifies your area*
*fucks a pigs head*

A little bit less of the vox pop, chaps.
I, Tarquin, have entered the thread.

>>77531230
>mfw premierl eague kits have sleeve sponsors as well now

>>77531316
Golan > Sinai

Simple as

full kit wankers

>>77531340
my golf cabriolet on steelies

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>>77531337

>>77531336
wouldn't want to join with any of it desu

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>when the lads have all got their full kit

>>77531344
fuck off ross

cunt

>>77531344
Hi Ross. Alexander here.

my grandma and your grandma

>>77531340
i'm fucking loser who lives in million pound flat in london as well so I believe you (also white street lol)

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sue

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>>77531372

>>77531391
suing you, nonce

>>77531354
doesn't taper enough at the waist, makes you look like a box

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>Gang of men battered 19-year-old male hairdresser after he started TWERKING at one of them in a bar

>Lewis Criddle was brutally beaten after offending gang at bar in Harlow, Essex

>Barber was punched and kicked to the ground and pummeled until unconscious

CREASING

>>77531354
Are you the London Library lad?

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feel like pure shit just want ulster back xx

>>77531391
might let the janny know about this post so he can submit a ban request for you

Low iq people:
>We must remain loyal to our tribe/race so fuck people out of my tribe/race
High iq people
>Genetic differences are small between races and we are all humans, so we must work together for the betterment of society
Very high iq people
>We should work together for the betterment of society, but I acknowledge the majority are low iq people so we must protect our tribe against them

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>>77531401

>>77531401
>wanting the deano cut

>>77531033
What about Alba an Ear, Scandinavian exclave?

>>77531372
>>77531422

>>77531422
>back
it was never yours

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>million pound flat in london

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are doctor/doctress who episodes all stand alone

>>77531456
looks comfy

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>>77531452

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>>back
>it was never yours

feel like shit with this flag, I just want muh Union Jack back.

>>77531430
Ludicrously high iq people
>I don't give a shit about anyone but myself

>>77531405
*breathes in*

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>if labour get elected I have to pay for free tuition for all students with my tax money and still pay off my own student debt

Ahh yes, very appealing

>>77531389
>million pound flat
Imagine paying a million quid for a home and getting a flat. Upstairs neighbours making a racket and doing your head in, despite you having paid a million quid for the place.

Saw a nice little farm in Bulgaria a while back, with land, animals, a well, little farmhouse and that: less than 5 grand. Would unironically rather live there than in a million pound flat in London.

Well I don't have as many friends because
I'm not as pretty as I was

>>77531281
>aesthetic borders
Yank meme

>>77531430
IQ is a pseudoscience

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anime

>>77531467
yes and no

recommend me a comfy armchair lads

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>>77531452
the ulster scot in his element here

>>77531422
he's in the thread lad

>>77531452
>Ulster is a province in the north of the island of Ireland. In ancient Ireland, it was one of the fifths (Irish: cúige) ruled by a rí ruirech, or "king of over-kings".

Peng Hapa women>Peng women of any other ethnicity

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comrade ben

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>>77531481

>jewelry
>jewel
>jew
really crinkles the creases

>>77531539
Bens an obvious NatSoc at this stage

>>77531493
well would never buy a downstairs flat for the reasons u mentioned, also are lucky enough to have big country house as well. it is certainly ridiculous how little your money gets you in london no one will debate that

>>77531506
not an argument

>>77531481
heem yourself

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>>77531508
Anime?

>>77531467
I only ever saw her in Perrier's Bounty.
she was cute then.

Britain was one of the most pro-European countries during its entire run in the EEC. Spearheaded all kinds of European military projects (like the Eurofighter), was the forerunner in European legislation, more or less drafted and brought the ECHR into being as a serious judicial body. Moments of scepticism like adopting the euro were never limited to Britain (Denmark didn't either) and we often signed ourselves to dubious European projects at a net loss, like the now infamous ERM.
Does Europe never think that perhaps if the UK feels this spurned it might have had a legitimate grievance?

FIGHT

.

AND WIN

>>77531354
nice suit
and nice house
looks like a patrician victorian house in notting hill or belsize park

>>77531539
Though he was a Libertarian or some shit

>>77531541
hate his new breed of black yank bizarro-rorkes

COME ON SEATTLE

>>77531565
black mirror and broadchurch for me
she was fit in the former but not really in the latter

>>77531577
>i bummed a puffin

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>>77531568

>>77531503
nah look at the MESS that is borneo for example

>>77531354
Is that your dad's suit?

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>>77531586
FFFFIGHT... AND WIIIIIN

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>>77531412
I think he's this guy.

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>>77531340
>Maybe one day if you piss me off enough
didn't even post a picture of your gaff

nice rping mate

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what games do you guys play?

Was ALMOST convinced by corbyn saying he'd get rid of student debt

Glad I realised it was too big to be true before the election

need to buy toilet paper, what else should I buy so it doesn't look like I'm about to take a huge poo

>>77531621
>gaff
Don't even know what that is. Is it a dialect word?

>>77531642
>saying he'd get rid of student debt
he didn't say that

>>77531644
Jazz mag

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>>77531617
He was posting last night

>>77531617
what a fucking mess of a cap, do you even know how to use paint?

>>77531631
fingerbang

bang bang i'm gonna fingerbang you lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwjcNPs_S0g

>>77531631
Battlefield 1
Wipeout Omega Collection

>>77531566
To be fair, most of the people who voted Brexit probably didn't know any of that. If the migrant crisis was handled better and Germany wasn't trying to bully people into taking refugees, Brexit wouldn't have passed.

I would bet a lot of money on that if I were able to. I reckon the result would have been drastically different, like 65% remain

they called me the cuckold kid in high school

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>this is who you post with on /brit/

If anyone is itt who was around when I posted about the giant moth in my room last night, I found it and managed to peacefully relocate it with a glass to its natural habitat xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsXOTMSD_8

>>77531657
>"I don’t see why those that had the historical misfortune to be at university during the £9,000 period should be burdened excessively compared to those that went before or those that come after. I will deal with it."

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>>77531664

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>you can't expect africans to cooperate because evil europeans drew their borders improperly, they have different cultures and values!!!
>anyone who doesn't think north africans should be immediately integrated into european countries is a far right fascist

>>77531631
i just restart binding of isaac runs all day until i get a tier 1 item

>>77531690
That better be a grill

who here /temporarily embarrassed chad/

>>77531701
that doesn't translate into "corbyn will get rid of all student debt"

>>77531710
not an argument

>>77531721
literally me, waiting for a skin condition to clear up so I can regain my chad status

>>77531662
fucking hell it's the joy division m65 specimen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2O3lCWscNI

>>77531710
can't comprehend your thought process or if there even was one

>>77531720
lol

>>77531710
What did you mean by this

>>77531664
yes, I was trying to cut the unnecessary bits to save bytes.

Business idea: Paradox should make Victoria 3

HATE pigeons simple as

>>77531710
whoa abyssinia must be like a superpower by now because they didn't have evil imperials in control right?

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The benefit of having your own home gym is being able to deadlift naked whilst blasting bloc party and shitposting on /brit/ inbetween sets

>>77531763
i HATE it

>>77531780
Wew

Pics

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>>77531780
>bloc party

Love the 'rents but also really dislike them

>>77531778
White oppression held them down by osmosis.

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Running on empty
Food
Review

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>>77531795

>>77531794
|:-(

>>77531735
>I will deal with student debt

What do you think this means

>>77531809
hello teenager

>>77531749
think he's trying to say that africans being maladapted by poorly-drawn borders and africans can immediately adapt to living in western countries are exclusive beliefs

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe4_1500867227

>Kent

London is starting to spill over the edges

>>77531833
how are failed states in africa comparable to western countries

>>77531839
VIRUS DONT CLICK

Ridiculous tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6SO_yKMe8

>>77531775
nah they'd ruin it. don't want another hoi4.

>>77531749
>>77531754
people go on about civil wars etc happening in africa because borders were drawn incorrectly and different tribes are in countries they don't identify with
the same people say there should be a billion refugees in europe immediately

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>>77531823
I will push it under the rug until an election comes up then I'll say I'll deal with it x

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>>77531853

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McGregor-Mayweather is like Christmas for Deanos

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>>77531820

my favourite books:

The King James Bible
On the Origin of Species

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>>77531749
>>77531754

>>77531860
*adjusts fringe*
*Straightens topman cardigan*

>>77531735
hmm yes it's obviously just be interpreting it that way, not like literally every media outlet interpreted it in the same way and labour did absolutely nothing to say otherwise..

https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/jeremy-corbyn/news/86362/jeremy-corbyn-labour-could-write

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-student-debt_uk_59311bc1e4b075bff0f22306

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4560696/Corbyn-vows-axe-30bn-student-debt.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3697247/jeremy-corbyn-vows-to-slash-misfortune-of-student-debt-but-has-no-plans-on-how-to-pay-for-the-costly-idea/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39883016

>But they are now proposing to bulldoze the apparatus of fees, loans and repayments.

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>Everyone's got, uh... flight plans. Have you used flight plans before?
>Yeah.
>Yeah, it's easy innit. Um... I just- I'll just show her... oh, you've got a new one, look, see what it says: "New flight plan." Just read that.
>[Laughing]
>Nah. No... that's. Yeah. Not funny because Dr. Pavel should not bring friends with him.
>You've got nice belt loops.
>No, it's just not - it's just my stance, they just put it on there to... who else has seen this filth?

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>>77531884

>>77531895
fuck off /pol/ racist

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>>77531870
Leave Fraud Monkeyleather to me

how come we dont do the fortnightly "best of brit" images anymore

they were good

>>77531878
both your favourite books are fiction?

>>77531906
most of them have been funny but this one was a bit shit, sorry mate

"best of brit" images, they're good

>>77531865
>A straw man and also a non sequitur argument

>>77531823
he probably meant "reduce the amount of debt that people have to pay off gradually over many years" (probably by subsidising that with taxes)

I mean, everyone should just pay it under taxes really because at the moment you have lots of people who aren't paying off their student loans and it's creating a bubble of unpaid debt

although really the issue is that there's too many people going to university (and also too many universities)

>>77531926
brit is a dying general

>>77531928
puzzling post

>>77531960
Should we migrate to /eire/?

Would you rather have a lifetime supply of mdma or heroin

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>Oh for f-

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>>77531924
>gets clowned by journeyman fighter while sparring
>"Ah yes, surely this means I can take on the greatest p4p fighter ever to live"
fucking state of conor

>>77531860
never heard this song, or even heard of this band. but i knew exactly what the singers voice would be like before he started singing. all these bands sound the same

>>77531981
puzzling post

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whats the point of an anonymous imageboard if people cap my posts and bring them up when i post again weeks later

>>77531981
>lifetime of heroin
probably wouldn't last that long

>>77531995
Excuse me when did he get "clowned" in sparring? what a bad meme

Floyd is just TOO small. Small head. Brittle hands. Hes an old man, an old, dead man.

>>77531860
>>77532004
Best band to ever come out of Cardiff

>>77531959
>although really the issue is that there's too many people going to university (and also too many universities)

as the economy becomes more globalised the british workforce isn't just competing against itself, it's competing with the workfroce of every country

when all developed countries have large percentages of people with degrees then british workers won't be able to properly compete if they don't also have degrees

sad but it's the way it is

So, what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?

refuse to take anyone serious who believes in white genocide

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>>77531980

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What did they mean by this?

Korea's got a bomb

>>77531959
>go out for dinner
>bill comes
>"don't worry mate I'll deal with it"
>hands the bill back to you and leaves

>>77532042
puzzIing post

>>77532049
I don't know who that is

>>77532066
He's a fucking legend!

>>77532038
crushed the russian, egyptain and greek empires on civ

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>>77531631
WoW
i'm a dwarf

>>77531860
Taing airson do chuideachadh, I never bothered to fined the name of that track and group but liked the song.

just learnt about the Kolakoski sequence and am now an expert

AMA

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Ahh provincial britain

>>77532094
looks like maisie williams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Nc80D-c9M

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>>77532049

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>>77532066
Edward Norton

Was gonna post something but forgot what it was

>>77532118
Does he have phimo? I've never seen him pull the foreskin all the way back

Why are there no clones of famous people, genetically engineered superhumans etc yet?? Pretty sure we can do all that so why hasn't some russian done it

>>77532106
always shocked whenever I leave my upper middle class suburb and go to some country town and see how shockingly ugly the white working classes are

>>77532130
a pic of your willy?

playing 'kemon

why do girls/women hate each other so much?

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thoughts?

Dishes are piling up, I need a bath and every room in the flat needs a right good tidy, wipe down, vac and that. Can NOT be arsed with it.

Mate hired a cleaner a while ago, she came round and literally cleaned his flat. I could probably afford it, but can't face the shame. How bad do you reckon a flat would have to be before a professional cleaner would say "fuck off, you're taking the piss" and turn down your money?

>>77532130
Alri Alzheimer lad

>>77532146
Why is it always the Russians up to no good??

>>77532154
>5'9

Maybe if you count foreigners and children, that's absurdly short

>>77532146
dolly the sheep wasn't that long ago and we fucked that up pretty good

>>77532153
they all want Chad and fight each other for him

Got Alzheimer's

>>77532169
puzzling post

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Why are chokers so fucking hot? They instantly raise up any girl by about 3 points

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>>77532029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geCXKT0hhdI

Deal with it

Outrageous choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o

>>77532160
>How bad do you reckon a flat would have to be before a professional cleaner would say "fuck off, you're taking the piss" and turn down your money?

it would literally need to have a dead body or something

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>>77532184

I hate r3dditr3ddit the fat kike so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

>>77532153
“Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.” ― H.L. Mencken

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this is all the places with an average male height of 6'0 or above

>>77532184
It's clearly not counting children though

>>77532208
If you think Floyd is gonna knock Conor out you're deluded. The little monkey will do his ritualistic dance around the ring.

Imagine if they started creating 7ft tall perfectly handsome 150iq genetically engineered humans. What would happen? Instantly every human would be virtually inferior in every way.

>>77532234
H.L. "Mental" Mencken does it again.

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>>77532218
Paddy with the GOAT classics today

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>Why are chokers so fucking hot? They instantly raise up any girl by about 3 points

Got Alzheimer's.

>>77532226
gee ben why do you have TWO jawlines

>>77532207
thoughts on >>77531690 ?

>>77532252
5'9 is fucking tiny mate I'm pretty sure thats wrong
5'9 would be an acceptable height in the 19th century only

>>77532231
I was subbed to him when he did stupid little artsy short films at under 10k subs

>>77532257
>7ft tall
>superior
Until they try to go through a doorway, sit down on a normal chair, get in a car etc. and look like a freak.

>>77532112
ah yes, yank protestants

>>77531456
so? the location must be good so youll be saving on commute, plus there will be so much shit do since youre close by you wont even need to cook at home, thats the logic between tokyo homes

>it's 2017
>We've had the human genome for ages
>Still no hybrids between species
>Still no cool genetic engineering
FUCK regulations I want dystopia NOW

>>77532218
literally the same singer as the last song you posted. all these bands have the same singer. and they all play the same almost monotonal guitar riffs. they all sound the same

off to the gay clothes shop, anyone want anything?

>>77531230
Why every time i see a guy in an arsenal shirt he looks nerdy as fuck ? I remember having such a guy at school too,he couldnt catch a break from getting btfo

>>77532279
pretty hot even though I suspect it's a bloke
spiked chokers are slightly less hot though because it turns it into some weird fetish thing

>>77532207
they give an illusion of detachment of head and body, every man wants to behead women

>>77532283
>I'm pretty sure thats wrong
It's not though, short arse. You're average. Deal with it, fucking manlet

>>77532322
Think you need to grow up and get a life

>>77532334
interesting post, care to elaborate?

post choons

5'9 is a childs height

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*looks up list of logical fallacies*
*disproves your argument*

>>77532321
after the human genome project was completed the people who worked on it realised that there wasn't really much they could do with the info at all
quite funny tbf

>>77532235
>self reported
>estimates

hmmmm

>>77532289
They'd make new structures spastic

>>77532302
Tokyo is different because everyone is a pleasant well mannered civilised Japanese, totally different from London where 70% of population is 'sheeds and bydlos and chav scum

why did normies get so arseblasted when that singer had a tiny GoT cameo in the last episode?

>>77532199
accurate tho

>>77532218
why did Bloc Party replace the original vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4qrWwzYscM
with some emo shit?
>>77532263
a classic track of Soccer a.m. and my adolescence.

>>77532366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>>77532384
there's still 3 that are measured though desu

>>77532391
Normies love Sheeran though. They weren't the ones getting arseblasted

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Lost my card on Friday but was convinced it was in my room somewhere
just checked my internet banking and someone's used the contactless to spend over £70

>>77532376
so i can't be a nonce at 5'8 then right

Can yanks just fuck off already? You aren't wanted here, you add nothing, literally no clue why you coil poos out into this general

>>77532389
alri ken-sama

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George W. Bush, my arch nemesis

>>77532322
Ah yes, please tell us about how Grime isn't exactly the same?

>>77532383
They can definitely do all kinds of shit now mate it's just regulations stopping them

>>77532391
its horribly contrived rubbish

>>77532425
Brit on vacation here

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did a poo lads
my soul is cleansed!

Can aussies just fuck off already? You aren't wanted here, you add nothing, literally no clue why you coil poos out into this general

>>77532417
You have to be a normie to get arseblasted because only normies know who he is

>>77532425
they think it's just 'banter' and we like them really
criiiiinge

>>77532451
fuck off pom you don't belong here

lads
https://youtu.be/C6aQ9ttOSOc?t=153

yank on holiday here

>>77532457
>>77532457
clearly not

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Maisie: "What song is that you're singing"
*Ed dramatically turns his head as the camera pans onto him*
Ed: "Its a new one"

>>77532418
never happened to me but as soon as contactless came out i knew this would happen to loads of people. it was a stupid idea. takes like 10 seconds to pay by chip and pin

>>77532397
>>77532218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SVMFCZgvNM

paki on a lifelong holiday here

>>77532495
used to spend hours a day watching youtube videos like these and trying to make my own

>>77532443
It is. Grime is the absolute pitts. Would rather listen to this group of bands that all sound like the same band than any grime music ever produced.

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Think I'll have to retire my Office/Bane gimmick because I've run out of exploitable quotes. Maybe I'll do some more after I give the series a re-watch

Hope you enjoyed

Goodnight!

>>77532502
working a taxi counts as holiday?

>>77532484
>takes like 10 seconds to pay by chip and pin
You dont understand lad
Normies are fucking dumb as rocks

>>77532495
holy shit I'd completely forgotten that game for a decade

>>77532457
no only superautists dont know about him. hes one of the most popular musicians in the world right now. i dont care for him but everyone who doesnt live in his basement and only consumes the same tiny amount of media every day know who he is.

>>77532443
There's like one grime spacker who samefags here and he had nothing to do with the anon you were responding to

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>>77532442
Abdul, my enemy, you're a traitor, what do you want?

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>when I saw my own reflection whilst laughing at that post >>77532418

do u guys remember gangnam style?

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>>77532440
Sorry I travel

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>paki

>>77532481
he looks like such a fucking runt aha

I think I have Alzheimer's.

>>77532481
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

Oh sorry didn't see you there, that's a new one from my smash hit single Shape of You™

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>>77532569

>>77532528
Didn't enjoy it at all. Found it tiresome actually

>>77532569
>Owning a passport is some kind of mark of high standing in the poonited sharts
Screeching

>>77532551
I took a gamble and I lost :(

>>77532569
alri traveler

>>77532386
They'd redesign entire cities, vehicles, furniture etc. to accomodate a tiny minority of people who look out of place everywhere but on a basketball court? I don't think they would, and if you need your own stuff custom-made, that doesn't make you superior, that makes you disadvantaged.

Perfect height would be 6'3". Any bigger and you're out of the realm of "tall" and into the realm of "weirdly tall."

>>77532578
you've already posted this

>>77532418
A cash machine stole my card but someone got it and spent over £2000

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>>77532528
7/10 it was ok

>>77532591
They'd kick your runtoid arse as you were whining about this mate

>>77532590
bursting

>>77532531
>working
that's where you're wrong
I let the white people do that for me while a live a life of comfort

>>77532538
are you implying normies are too dumb to pay by chip and pin?

because i think a lot of normies pay by chip and pin

>>77532616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll4f0Wim4pM

Any genetically engineered people would be at maximum 5ft10. It's not advantageous to be tall in any practical sense in modern society except for vanity

>>77532653
don't reply to virgin posters mate

>>77532666
best timeline praise kek

>>77532418
>>77532484
So it's true, this "contactless" payment is literally no more PIN, make payments with just the card? And anyone who nicks your card can use it without the PIN, no bother?

So what was the point in having a PIN? Ah yes, it was so that >>77532418 doesn't happen. Anyone using contactless should have to pay for money stolen like that, no insurance, no bank refunds. You wanna be negligent, do it on your own money.

>>77532666
would love to batter you into the ground

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>Any genetically engineered people would be at maximum 5ft10. It's not advantageous to be tall in any practical sense in modern society except for vanity

>>77532666
hmm yes whatever helps you sleep at night

>>77532689
>So it's true, this "contactless" payment is literally no more PIN, make payments with just the card? And anyone who nicks your card can use it without the PIN, no bother?
I want to call you a dumb and backwards northerner but really you just sound like a yank who still has to swipe and sign

>>77532729
t. >>77532418

>>77532780
>>77532780
>>77532780
new

>>77532662
thats some scary shit 2bh

>>77532729
>swipe and sign
What? No, I pop it in the thing, type in my 4 digits, and get my money. Simple as. I don't need a new method that allows anyone who has my card access to my money. That's what the PIN is for. Fuck's sake.

Hey lad's, got this new safety feature for my car, it's called "seatbeltless." Yeah, no more faffing with seatbelts for me. So convenient. It's the future.

>>77532689
there is a £30 per day limit, but if you didn't notice your card was gone for 5 days, that's £150. it's just stupid, pointless. chip and pin was already quick and easy, you're saving like 9 seconds and it's just not worth it.

>>77531541
Good thing I don't acknowledge niggers as human